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Friday 9th March

  • 12:15am The Babadook: (2014) Phenomenal: Horror with Essie Davis and Noah Wiseman. A single mum and her precocious son face a chilling experience after reading a creepy book. Supernatural threat, strong language. (1 hour 50 minutes) on Film4+1 (45)
  • 4:30pm Carry On Teacher: (1959) Comedy starring Ted Ray as a popular headmaster who wants to leave his job but whose students want him to stay. So they set out to sabotage his Ministry of Education inspection. (1 hour 45 minutes) on Film4 (15)
  • 5:30pm Carry On Teacher: (1959) Comedy starring Ted Ray as a popular headmaster who wants to leave his job but whose students want him to stay. So they set out to sabotage his Ministry of Education inspection. (1 hour 45 minutes) on Film4+1 (45)
  • 6:15pm The Hunger Games: (2012) Action thriller set in a dystopian future. Jennifer Lawrence stars as a 16-year-old contestant in an annual televised fight to the death. With Josh Hutcherson. Violence. (2 hours 45 minutes) on Film4 (15)
  • 7:15pm The Hunger Games: (2012) Action thriller set in a dystopian future. Jennifer Lawrence stars as a 16-year-old contestant in an annual televised fight to the death. With Josh Hutcherson. Violence. (2 hours 45 minutes) on Film4+1 (45)
  • 9:00pm A Good Day to Die Hard: (2013) Part five of the action-thriller series. When cop John McClane (Bruce Willis) flies to Moscow to help his estranged son he finds danger at every turn. Violence, strong language. (1 hour 55 minutes) on Film4 (15)
  • 9:00pm Identity Thief: (2013) Crime comedy starring Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy. When an accountant's identity is stolen by a conwoman, he sets out to bring her to justice. Strong language, violence, sex. (2 hours 10 minutes) on E4 (28)
  • 10:00pm A Good Day to Die Hard: (2013) Part five of the action-thriller series. When cop John McClane (Bruce Willis) flies to Moscow to help his estranged son he finds danger at every turn. Violence, strong language. (1 hour 55 minutes) on Film4+1 (45)
  • 10:00pm Identity Thief: (2013) Crime comedy starring Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy. When an accountant's identity is stolen by a conwoman, he sets out to bring her to justice. Strong language, violence, sex. (2 hours 10 minutes) on E4+1 (29)
  • 10:55pm Fast & Furious 6: (2013) Street-racing action-thriller sequel starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson and Michelle Rodriguez. The gang are given a chance to clear their criminal records. Violence. (2 hours 35 minutes) on Film4 (15)
  • 11:55pm Fast & Furious 6: (2013) Street-racing action-thriller sequel starring Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Dwayne Johnson and Michelle Rodriguez. The gang are given a chance to clear their criminal records. Violence. (2 hours 35 minutes) on Film4+1 (45)
  • Saturday 10th March

  • 11:05am Stuart Little 2: (2002) Part-animated family comedy-adventure sequel. A mouse (voiced by Michael J Fox) who's been adopted as a son by a human family makes a new friend, but is she as genuine as she seems? (1 hour 35 minutes) on E4 (28)
  • 12:05pm Stuart Little 2: (2002) Part-animated family comedy-adventure sequel. A mouse (voiced by Michael J Fox) who's been adopted as a son by a human family makes a new friend, but is she as genuine as she seems? (1 hour 35 minutes) on E4+1 (29)
  • 1:00pm Picture Perfect: (1997) Romcom starring Jennifer Aniston and Jay Mohr. An ambitious woman's life goes awry when she fakes her engagement to a wedding photographer in order to get a promotion. (2 hours 5 minutes) on Film4 (15)
  • 2:00pm Columbo: Ransom for a Dead Man: Crime drama starring Peter Falk and Lee Grant. A lawyer comes up with a clever plan to murder her husband. (1971) (2 hours) on 5 USA (21)
  • 2:00pm Picture Perfect: (1997) Romcom starring Jennifer Aniston and Jay Mohr. An ambitious woman's life goes awry when she fakes her engagement to a wedding photographer in order to get a promotion. (2 hours 5 minutes) on Film4+1 (45)
  • 2:15pm MasterChef: 5, 25. Previous MasterChef champions Thomasina Miers (2005) and Steven Wallis (2007) and finalist Daksha Mistry (2006) help John and Gregg with the judging. (1 hour) on BBC ONE HD (101)
  • 2:15pm MasterChef: 5, 25. Previous MasterChef champions Thomasina Miers (2005) and Steven Wallis (2007) and finalist Daksha Mistry (2006) help John and Gregg with the judging. Also in HD. (1 hour) on BBC ONE Lon (1)
  • 3:00pm Columbo: Ransom for a Dead Man: Crime drama starring Peter Falk and Lee Grant. A lawyer comes up with a clever plan to murder her husband. (1971) (2 hours) on 5USA+1 (56)
  • 4:00pm Columbo: Caution! Murder Can...: ...Be Hazardous To Your Health: Crime drama starring Peter Falk and George Hamilton. The dishevelled detective is called in to investigate when a chain-smoking TV producer is found dead. (1991) (2 hours) on 5 USA (21)
  • 5:00pm Columbo: Caution! Murder Can...: ...Be Hazardous To Your Health: Crime drama starring Peter Falk and George Hamilton. The dishevelled detective is called in to investigate when a chain-smoking TV producer is found dead. (1991) (2 hours) on 5USA+1 (56)
  • 5:15pm Rio: (2011) Animated family fun from the director of the Ice Age films. The adventures begin when a pampered and very rare pet bird is sent to Brazil to help save his species from extinction. (1 hour 50 minutes) on Film4 (15)
  • 6:15pm Rio: (2011) Animated family fun from the director of the Ice Age films. The adventures begin when a pampered and very rare pet bird is sent to Brazil to help save his species from extinction. (1 hour 50 minutes) on Film4+1 (45)
  • 6:30pm Captain America: The First Avenger: (2011) Superhero action-adventure with Chris Evans. During the Second World War, scientists turn a puny youth into the USA's greatest weapon against the Nazis. Also starring Hugo Weaving. (2 hours 30 minutes) on E4 (28)
  • 7:30pm Captain America: The First Avenger: (2011) Superhero action-adventure with Chris Evans. During the Second World War, scientists turn a puny youth into the USA's greatest weapon against the Nazis. Also starring Hugo Weaving. (2 hours 30 minutes) on E4+1 (29)
  • 9:00pm 45 Years: (2015) Drama with Charlotte Rampling and Tom Courtenay. The past unexpectedly intrudes on the lives of a couple preparing to celebrate their 45th wedding anniversary. Strong language, sex. (1 hour 50 minutes) on Channel 4 (4) and Channel 4 HD (104)
  • 9:00pm Pitch Perfect: (2012) Musical comedy starring Anna Kendrick, Anna Camp and Rebel Wilson. A female singing group must overcome spectacular stage nerves and fierce rivals to win a national competition. (2 hours 10 minutes) on Film4 (15)
  • 9:00pm Salt: (2010) Violent action-thriller with Angelina Jolie. A CIA agent must flee when a Russian defector claims she's a sleeper agent about to commit a dreadful act of terrorism. Strong language. (2 hours 5 minutes) on E4 (28)
  • 9:00pm Stephen King's Carrie: Horror based on King's novel, starring Chloe Grace Moretz and Julianne Moore. After being pushed too far at her prom, a shy teenager unleashes telekinetic terror on her small town. (2013) (1 hour) on 5STAR (30)
  • 10:00pm 45 Years: (2015) Drama with Charlotte Rampling and Tom Courtenay. The past unexpectedly intrudes on the lives of a couple preparing to celebrate their 45th wedding anniversary. Strong language, sex. (1 hour 50 minutes) on Channel 4+1 (13) and Channel 4+1 HD (109)
  • 10:00pm Pitch Perfect: (2012) Musical comedy starring Anna Kendrick, Anna Camp and Rebel Wilson. A female singing group must overcome spectacular stage nerves and fierce rivals to win a national competition. (2 hours 10 minutes) on Film4+1 (45)
  • 10:00pm Salt: (2010) Violent action-thriller with Angelina Jolie. A CIA agent must flee when a Russian defector claims she's a sleeper agent about to commit a dreadful act of terrorism. Strong language. (2 hours 5 minutes) on E4+1 (29)
  • 10:05pm Stephen King's Carrie: Horror based on King's novel, starring Chloe Grace Moretz and Julianne Moore. After being pushed too far at her prom, a shy teenager unleashes telekinetic terror on her small town. (2013) (1 hour) on 5STAR (30)
  • Sunday 11th March

  • 3:45pm Cloudy With a Chance of...: ...Meatballs 2. Animation sequel starring Bill Hader. Chaos ensues when a scientist discovers his invention is creating animals made from food. (2013) (1 hour 40 minutes) on Channel 5 (5) and Channel 5 HD (105)
  • 4:45pm Cloudy With a Chance of...: ...Meatballs 2. Animation sequel starring Bill Hader. Chaos ensues when a scientist discovers his invention is creating animals made from food. (2013) (1 hour 40 minutes) on Channel 5+1 (44)
  • 6:05pm The Karate Kid: (2010) Family martial arts adventure with Jackie Chan and Jaden Smith. A kindly caretaker shows an American boy how to stand up to bullies at his new school in China. Features fight scenes. (2 hours 45 minutes) on Film4 (15)
  • 6:55pm I, Robot: (2004) Sci-fi action-thriller. A technophobic cop (Will Smith) probes a crime that may have been perpetrated by robot Sonny (voiced by Alan Tudyk), posing a possible threat to humanity. (2 hours 5 minutes) on E4 (28)
  • 7:00pm Pixels: Sci-fi comedy starring Adam Sandler and Kevin James. A world-weary gamer battles with the classic video game characters from his childhood. (2015) (1 hour 5 minutes) on 5STAR (30)
  • 7:05pm The Karate Kid: (2010) Family martial arts adventure with Jackie Chan and Jaden Smith. A kindly caretaker shows an American boy how to stand up to bullies at his new school in China. Features fight scenes. (2 hours 45 minutes) on Film4+1 (45)
  • 7:55pm I, Robot: (2004) Sci-fi action-thriller. A technophobic cop (Will Smith) probes a crime that may have been perpetrated by robot Sonny (voiced by Alan Tudyk), posing a possible threat to humanity. (2 hours 5 minutes) on E4+1 (29)
  • 8:10pm Pixels: Sci-fi comedy starring Adam Sandler and Kevin James. A world-weary gamer battles with the classic video game characters from his childhood. (2015) (50 minutes) on 5STAR (30)
  • 9:00pm Olympus Has Fallen: Action thriller starring Gerard Butler and Aaron Eckhart. A disgraced former guard to the US president becomes trapped in the White House following a terrorist attack. (2013) (1 hour) on Channel 5 (5) and Channel 5 HD (105)
  • 9:00pm The Mechanic: (2011) Thriller. Jason Statham plays a hitman who, ordered to kill his mentor, then takes on the dead man's son (Ben Foster) as an apprentice. Brutal violence, strong language, sexual scenes. (2 hours) on Film4 (15)
  • 10:00pm Olympus Has Fallen: Action thriller starring Gerard Butler and Aaron Eckhart. A disgraced former guard to the US president becomes trapped in the White House following a terrorist attack. (2013) (1 hour) on Channel 5+1 (44)
  • 10:00pm The Mechanic: (2011) Thriller. Jason Statham plays a hitman who, ordered to kill his mentor, then takes on the dead man's son (Ben Foster) as an apprentice. Brutal violence, strong language, sexual scenes. (2 hours) on Film4+1 (45)
  • 10:00pm The World's End: (2013) Sci-fi comedy with Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Martin Freeman. During a pub crawl, a group of old school friends discover a scary threat to humankind. Very strong language, violence. (2 hours 10 minutes) on E4 (28)
  • 10:05pm Olympus Has Fallen: Action thriller starring Gerard Butler and Aaron Eckhart. A disgraced former guard to the US president becomes trapped in the White House following a terrorist attack. (2013) (1 hour 10 minutes) on Channel 5 (5) and Channel 5 HD (105)
  • 11:00pm The World's End: (2013) Sci-fi comedy with Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Martin Freeman. During a pub crawl, a group of old school friends discover a scary threat to humankind. Very strong language, violence. (2 hours 10 minutes) on E4+1 (29)
  • 11:05pm Olympus Has Fallen: Action thriller starring Gerard Butler and Aaron Eckhart. A disgraced former guard to the US president becomes trapped in the White House following a terrorist attack. (2013) (1 hour 10 minutes) on Channel 5+1 (44)
  • 11:50pm Parker: Action thriller starring Jason Statham and Jennifer Lopez. A professional thief is betrayed by colleagues and left for dead, after which he vows to exact revenge. (2013) (1 hour) on 5STAR (30)
  • Monday 12th March

  • 12:55am Parker: Action thriller starring Jason Statham and Jennifer Lopez. A professional thief is betrayed by colleagues and left for dead, after which he vows to exact revenge. (2013) (1 hour 10 minutes) on 5STAR (30)
  • 1:00am American Hustle: (2013) Darkly comic, Oscar-nominated drama starring Christian Bale, Amy Adams, Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence. Two con artists are coerced into helping the FBI. Strong language. (2 hours 40 minutes) on Film4 (15)
  • 2:00am American Hustle: (2013) Darkly comic, Oscar-nominated drama starring Christian Bale, Amy Adams, Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence. Two con artists are coerced into helping the FBI. Strong language. (2 hours 40 minutes) on Film4+1 (45)
  • 9:00pm The Wolverine: (2013) More Than Human: Fantasy adventure with Hugh Jackman. The hirsute superhero faces an onslaught of yakuza, samurai and ninjas when he visits an old friend in Japan. Contains violence. (2 hours 25 minutes) on Film4 (15)
  • 10:00pm The Wolverine: (2013) More Than Human: Fantasy adventure with Hugh Jackman. The hirsute superhero faces an onslaught of yakuza, samurai and ninjas when he visits an old friend in Japan. Contains violence. (2 hours 25 minutes) on Film4+1 (45)
  • Tuesday 13th March

  • 6:20pm The Way Back: (2010) Epic WWII drama starring Jim Sturgess and Colin Farrell. A group of prisoners escape a Siberian gulag in 1940, hoping to cross 4000 miles of inhospitable landscape to get to India. (2 hours 40 minutes) on Film4 (15)
  • 7:20pm The Way Back: (2010) Epic WWII drama starring Jim Sturgess and Colin Farrell. A group of prisoners escape a Siberian gulag in 1940, hoping to cross 4000 miles of inhospitable landscape to get to India. (2 hours 40 minutes) on Film4+1 (45)
  • 9:00pm Terminator Genisys: (2015) More Than Human: Part five of the sci-fi action franchise stars Arnold Schwarzenegger and Emilia Clarke. Sarah Connor battles Skynet in an alternative timeline. Violence throughout. (2 hours 25 minutes) on Film4 (15)
  • 10:00pm Terminator Genisys: (2015) More Than Human: Part five of the sci-fi action franchise stars Arnold Schwarzenegger and Emilia Clarke. Sarah Connor battles Skynet in an alternative timeline. Violence throughout. (2 hours 25 minutes) on Film4+1 (45)
  • Wednesday 14th March

  • 3:55pm The Sons of Katie Elder: (1965) Western. John Wayne stars as John Elder, the oldest of four brothers who are out to avenge the murder of their mother. With Dean Martin and Dennis Hopper. (2 hours 25 minutes) on Film4 (15)
  • 4:55pm The Sons of Katie Elder: (1965) Western. John Wayne stars as John Elder, the oldest of four brothers who are out to avenge the murder of their mother. With Dean Martin and Dennis Hopper. (2 hours 25 minutes) on Film4+1 (45)
  • 6:20pm The Karate Kid: (2010) Family martial arts adventure with Jackie Chan and Jaden Smith. A kindly caretaker shows an American boy how to stand up to bullies at his new school in China. Features fight scenes. (2 hours 40 minutes) on Film4 (15)
  • 7:20pm The Karate Kid: (2010) Family martial arts adventure with Jackie Chan and Jaden Smith. A kindly caretaker shows an American boy how to stand up to bullies at his new school in China. Features fight scenes. (2 hours 40 minutes) on Film4+1 (45)
  • 9:00pm Thor: (2011) More Than Human: Fantasy. When the Norse god of thunder (Chris Hemsworth), is exiled on Earth for causing conflict, his adopted brother Loki (Tom Hiddleston) plans a coup. Violence. (2 hours 15 minutes) on Film4 (15)
  • 10:00pm Stephen King's Carrie: Horror based on King's novel, starring Chloe Grace Moretz and Julianne Moore. After being pushed too far at her prom, a shy teenager unleashes telekinetic terror on her small town. (2013) (1 hour) on 5STAR (30)
  • 10:00pm Thor: (2011) More Than Human: Fantasy. When the Norse god of thunder (Chris Hemsworth), is exiled on Earth for causing conflict, his adopted brother Loki (Tom Hiddleston) plans a coup. Violence. (2 hours 15 minutes) on Film4+1 (45)
  • 11:05pm Stephen King's Carrie: Horror based on King's novel, starring Chloe Grace Moretz and Julianne Moore. After being pushed too far at her prom, a shy teenager unleashes telekinetic terror on her small town. (2013) (1 hour) on 5STAR (30)
  • Thursday 15th March

  • 9:00pm RoboCop: (2014) More Than Human: Violent sci-fi action-thriller. Joel Kinnaman stars as a severely injured cop who's transformed into a crime-fighting cyborg. With Michael Keaton and Gary Oldman. (2 hours 15 minutes) on Film4 (15)
  • 10:00pm RoboCop: (2014) More Than Human: Violent sci-fi action-thriller. Joel Kinnaman stars as a severely injured cop who's transformed into a crime-fighting cyborg. With Michael Keaton and Gary Oldman. (2 hours 15 minutes) on Film4+1 (45)
  • 11:15pm I, Frankenstein: (2014) More Than Human: Action fantasy starring Aaron Eckhart, Bill Nighy and Miranda Otto. Dr Frankenstein's reanimated creation holds the key to mankind's future. Violence. (1 hour 45 minutes) on Film4 (15)