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Really (102) GOLD Plus 1 (106) Dave Ja Vu (107) 5USA (108) E4 Plus 1 (109) Sky Witness HD (110) Sky2 (111) Sky Arts HD (112) ITV HD (113) ITV +1 (114) 5* Plus 1 (118) Sky1 HD (122) W HD (124) Really (125) GOLD HD (126) Good Food HD (127) Universal TV Plus 1 (128) Drama (129) Home (131) Channel 5 Plus 1 (132) Comedy Central Extra (133) itv4 Plus 1 (134) Universal TV (137) Challenge (139) Channel 4+1 (143) E4 (145) E4+1 (146) more4 Plus 1 (147) 5STAR (151) 5 USA (153) Channel 5+1 (155) FOX HD (158) Sky1 (160) BBC ONE HD (163) Discovery HD (168) Quest (170) ITV2 +1 (174) Sky1 Plus 1 (175) ITV2 (176) ITV4 (178) Pick (180) Comedy Central (181) 5* (182) Eden (190) 4seven (195) Alibi HD (200) Yesterday (206) Eden HD (210) 5Spike Plus 1 (261) 5USA+1 (272) Sky Witness (281) MTV HD (310) Film4 Plus 1 (401) Sky Cinema Hits HD (402) Film4 (429) Sky Cinema Crime and Thriller HD (434) Sky Cinema Comedy HD (435) Sky Cinema Action HD (436) Sky Cinema Family HD (437) Sky Cinema Monsters HD (438) Sky Cinema Select HD (439) Sky Cinema | Disney HD (440) Sky Cinema Drama HD (441) Sky Sports Action HD (511) Sky Sports Arena HD (512) Sky Sports Premier League HD (518) Nickelodeon Plus 1 (713) Nick Junior (715) Nick Junior Too (716) Nicktoons (717) BBC ONE Lon (851) BBC TWO HD (852) ITV (853) Channel 4 (854) Channel 5 (855)

Programmes

Really (102)

12:00am Documentary: Help! My House is Haunted (60 minutes)
5:00pm Entertainment: Ghost Adventures: Grand Canyon Caverns (60 minutes)
10:00pm Special Interest: Into the Fire (60 minutes)

GOLD Plus 1 (106)

1:20am Sitcom: The Royle Family: Joe's Crackers (75 minutes)
2:35am Sitcom: Gimme Gimme Gimme: Dirty Thirty (40 minutes)
1:35pm Sitcom: Only Fools and Horses: The Long Legs of the Law (40 minutes)
2:15pm Sitcom: Only Fools and Horses: The Russians are Coming (40 minutes)
2:55pm Sitcom: Only Fools and Horses: Christmas Crackers (45 minutes)
3:40pm Sitcom: Only Fools and Horses: A Royal Flush (80 minutes)
9:00pm Sitcom: Only Fools and Horses: A Royal Flush (75 minutes)
10:15pm Documentary: The Story of Only Fools and Horses: Friends and Enemies (60 minutes)
11:15pm Sitcom: Only Fools and Horses: Ashes to Ashes (40 minutes)

Dave Ja Vu (107)

10:00am Documentary: Impossible Engineering: Three Gorges Dam (60 minutes)
1:00pm Motoring: Yianni: Supercar Customiser: The Bucket List Car (30 minutes)
1:30pm Motoring: Yianni: Supercar Customiser: Youtube Stars (30 minutes)
2:00pm Documentary: Impossible Engineering: Millau Viaduct (60 minutes)
3:00pm Motoring: Top Gear (60 minutes)
4:00pm Motoring: Top Gear (60 minutes)
5:00pm Reality Show: Sin City Motors: Shredded Metal (60 minutes)
6:00pm Motoring: Yianni: Supercar Customiser: Over to You Yianni (30 minutes)
6:30pm Motoring: Yianni: Supercar Customiser: Home and Away (30 minutes)
7:00pm Motoring: Top Gear (60 minutes)

5USA (108)

1:50am Drama: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Ghost Town (60 minutes)
2:00pm Drama: NCIS: Monsters and Men (60 minutes)
6:10pm Drama: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Unshockable (60 minutes)
7:10pm Drama: NCIS: Alleged (55 minutes)

E4 Plus 1 (109)

12:05am Sitcom: The Big Bang Theory: The Maternal Congruence (30 minutes)
12:35am Sitcom: The Big Bang Theory: The Psychic Vortex (25 minutes)
1:00am Documentary: Tattoo Fixers: Extreme (70 minutes)
2:10am Sitcom: The Inbetweeners: The Field Trip (30 minutes)
2:40am Sitcom: The Inbetweeners: Work Experience (35 minutes)
3:15am Science Fiction Series: Krypton: Civil Wars (45 minutes)
4:25am Soap: Hollyoaks Omnibus (155 minutes)
7:00am Soap: Hollyoaks (30 minutes)
7:30am Soap: Hollyoaks (30 minutes)
8:30am Sitcom: 2 Broke Girls: And the Godmama Drama (30 minutes)
11:00am Sitcom: Young and Hungry: Young & Old (30 minutes)
11:30am Sitcom: Young and Hungry: Young & Moving (30 minutes)
12:00pm Sitcom: How I Met Your Mother: The Wedding Bride (30 minutes)
12:30pm Sitcom: How I Met Your Mother: Doppelgangers (30 minutes)
1:00pm Sitcom: Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Lockdown (30 minutes)
1:30pm Sitcom: Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Uspis (30 minutes)
2:00pm Sitcom: The Big Bang Theory: The Engagement Reaction (30 minutes)
2:30pm Sitcom: The Big Bang Theory: The Roommate Transmogrification (30 minutes)
5:00pm Sitcom: Young and Hungry: Young & Earthquake (30 minutes)
5:30pm Sitcom: Young and Hungry: Young & Trashy (30 minutes)
6:00pm Sitcom: Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Boyle-Linetti Wedding (30 minutes)
6:30pm Sitcom: Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Captain Peralta (30 minutes)
7:00pm Sitcom: The Big Bang Theory: The Ornithophobia Diffusion (30 minutes)
7:30pm Sitcom: The Big Bang Theory: The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition (30 minutes)
8:00pm Soap: Hollyoaks (30 minutes)
8:30pm Entertainment: The Posh Frock Shop (30 minutes)
9:00pm Sitcom: The Big Bang Theory: The Proton Transmogrification (30 minutes)
9:30pm Sitcom: The Big Bang Theory: The Gorilla Dissolution (30 minutes)
10:00pm Documentary: Tattoo Fixers: Extreme (60 minutes)
11:00pm Documentary: Super Salon (65 minutes)

Sky Witness HD (110)

3:00am Drama: Elementary: The Visions of Norman p Horowitz (60 minutes)
10:00am Drama: Elementary: Pick Your Poison (60 minutes)
12:30pm Documentary: The Real A&E (30 minutes)
2:00pm Documentary: Highway Patrol: Hells Angel (30 minutes)
2:30pm Documentary: Highway Patrol: Drug Family (30 minutes)
5:00pm Documentary: UK Border Force (60 minutes)
6:00pm Documentary: The Real A&E (30 minutes)
6:30pm Documentary: The Real A&E (30 minutes)
9:00pm Drama: Elementary: The Geek Interpreter (60 minutes)

Sky2 (111)

1:00am Quiz Show: A League of Their Own: Jack Wilshere, Judy Murray, Rob Beckett (60 minutes)
2:00am Quiz Show: A League of Their Own: Adam Peaty, Helen Skelton, David Walliams (60 minutes)
12:00pm Documentary: Animal House (30 minutes)
12:30pm Documentary: Animal House (30 minutes)

Sky Arts HD (112)

1:35am Arts: Rock and Roll (90 minutes)
3:05am Documentary: Discovering Film: Discovering: Robert Mitchum (60 minutes)
4:05am Documentary: Discovering Film: Discovering: Fred Astaire (55 minutes)
5:00am Documentary: Discovering Film: Discovering: Humphrey Bogart (60 minutes)
10:00am Drama: Tales of the Unexpected: The Umbrella Man (30 minutes)
10:30am Drama: Tales of the Unexpected: The Flypaper (30 minutes)
11:00am Arts: Mystery of the Lost Paintings (60 minutes)
12:00pm Documentary: Soundbreaking: Sound and Vision (60 minutes)
1:00pm Documentary: Discovering Film: Discovering: Humphrey Bogart (60 minutes)
3:00pm Drama: Tales of the Unexpected: The Orderly World of Mr. Appleby (30 minutes)
3:30pm Drama: Tales of the Unexpected: Fat Chance (30 minutes)
4:00pm Arts: Mystery of the Lost Paintings (60 minutes)
5:00pm Documentary: Soundbreaking: How We Listen (60 minutes)
6:00pm Documentary: Discovering Film: Discovering: Burt Lancaster (60 minutes)
7:00pm Documentary: Master of Photography: Seven Deadly Sins (60 minutes)

ITV HD (113)

12:05am Strangers: After Megan's final heartbreaking phone message, Jonah tries to convince David that she was killed. Jonah's search for proof uncovers further secrets about his wife. S1 Ep2 (50 minutes)
7:00pm Emmerdale: Charity reaches the end of her tether. Diane is drawn into a scheme. Priya strikes up a new friendship. (30 minutes)
7:30pm Coronation Street: Liz offers to fund Hannah's treatment. Steve's behaviour arouses Tracy's suspicions. Peter contemplates selling his share of the factory. (30 minutes)
8:30pm Coronation Street: Jim finds out about Liz and Johnny's fling. Gina is left flustered by Tim's gratitude. Ken hosts a dinner party with an ulterior motive. (30 minutes)
9:00pm New: Strangers: When Jonah realises Megan was involved with Hong Kong's most dangerous players, he starts to wonder whether those closest to her may know more than they've let on... S1 Ep3 (1 hour)
10:45pm Moped Muggers: Caught on Camera: Documentary featuring shocking footage of crimes on two wheels, including a courier who was attacked for his bike, and astonishing footage of police pursuits. (1 hour)

ITV +1 (114)

12:05am Joanna Lumley's Silk Road Adventure: Joanna follows the Silk Road across Georgia and Azerbaijan, experiencing the contrasting identities of these two post-Soviet countries. S1 Ep2 (1 hour)
1:05am Strangers: After Megan's final heartbreaking phone message, Jonah tries to convince David that she was killed. Jonah's search for proof uncovers further secrets about his wife. S1 Ep2 (50 minutes)
8:00pm Emmerdale: Charity reaches the end of her tether. Diane is drawn into a scheme. Priya strikes up a new friendship. (30 minutes)
8:30pm Coronation Street: Liz offers to fund Hannah's treatment. Steve's behaviour arouses Tracy's suspicions. Peter contemplates selling his share of the factory. (30 minutes)
9:30pm Coronation Street: Jim finds out about Liz and Johnny's fling. Gina is left flustered by Tim's gratitude. Ken hosts a dinner party with an ulterior motive. (30 minutes)
10:00pm New: Strangers: When Jonah realises Megan was involved with Hong Kong's most dangerous players, he starts to wonder whether those closest to her may know more than they've let on... S1 Ep3 (1 hour)
11:45pm Moped Muggers: Caught on Camera: Documentary featuring shocking footage of crimes on two wheels, including a courier who was attacked for his bike, and astonishing footage of police pursuits. (1 hour)

5* Plus 1 (118)

4:00pm Soap: Neighbours (30 minutes)
4:30pm Soap: Home and Away (30 minutes)
7:00pm Soap: Neighbours (30 minutes)
7:30pm Soap: Home and Away (30 minutes)

Sky1 HD (122)

4:00am Documentary: Animal House (30 minutes)
4:30am Comedy: Yonderland (30 minutes)
5:00am Comedy: Yonderland (30 minutes)
5:30am Comedy: Yonderland (30 minutes)
6:00am Nature: Monkey Business (30 minutes)
6:30am Nature: Monkey Business (30 minutes)
7:00am Nature: Monkey Life (30 minutes)
7:30am Nature: Monkey Life (30 minutes)
8:00am Documentary: Animal House (30 minutes)
8:30am Documentary: Animal House (30 minutes)
5:30pm Animation: Futurama: Law and Oracle (30 minutes)
6:00pm Animation: Futurama: The Silence of the Clamps (30 minutes)
9:00pm Quiz Show: A League of Their Own: Us Road Trip (60 minutes)
10:00pm Travel: An Idiot Abroad: Peru (60 minutes)

W HD (124)

8:30pm Reality Show: My Restaurant in India (30 minutes)

Really (125)

12:00am Help! My House Is Haunted: Balgonie Castle: Balgonie Castle in Scotland has seen brutal murders, violent battles and torture. With reported sightings of ghostly children and a Green Lady, there is much to uncover. (1 hour)
5:00pm Ghost Adventures: The bold boys brave more spooky locations. The gang face eerie encounters and a barrage of boulders during their lockdown at a former burial site in Arizona. (1 hour)
10:00pm New: Into the Fire: The crew gets an emergency call to attend a battery recycling plant that has gone pyro in a scene like a war zone. And a woman is trapped in her overturned car on a busy road. (1 hour)

GOLD HD (126)

12:20am Sitcom: The Royle Family: Joe's Crackers (75 minutes)
1:35am Sitcom: Gimme Gimme Gimme: Dirty Thirty (40 minutes)
12:35pm Sitcom: Only Fools and Horses: The Long Legs of the Law (40 minutes)
1:15pm Sitcom: Only Fools and Horses: The Russians are Coming (40 minutes)
1:55pm Sitcom: Only Fools and Horses: Christmas Crackers (45 minutes)
2:40pm Sitcom: Only Fools and Horses: A Royal Flush (80 minutes)
8:00pm Sitcom: Only Fools and Horses: A Royal Flush (75 minutes)
9:15pm Documentary: The Story of Only Fools and Horses: Friends and Enemies (60 minutes)
10:15pm Sitcom: Only Fools and Horses: Ashes to Ashes (40 minutes)
11:55pm Sitcom: Gimme Gimme Gimme: Dirty Thirty (40 minutes)

Good Food HD (127)

10:00am Cookery: Donal's Asian Baking Adventure: Korea 1 (30 minutes)
3:00pm Cookery: Donal's Asian Baking Adventure: Korea 1 (30 minutes)
7:00pm Cookery: Donal's Asian Baking Adventure: Korea 2 (30 minutes)

Universal TV Plus 1 (128)

4:00am Drama: Sea Patrol: Paradise Lost (60 minutes)
5:00am Drama: Sea Patrol: Big Fish (60 minutes)
9:00am Drama: Sea Patrol: Universal Donor (60 minutes)

Drama (129)

9:00am Casualty: New. For Auld Lang Syne: A new year means new emergencies for the ED, as a bar explosion disastrous New Year's Eve for Fletch, and Robyn helps a silent singer find his voice. (1 hour)
9:00pm Death in Paradise: Flames of Love: Kris Marshall is the sleuth on a sun-drenched Caribbean island. The team is faced with an impossible murder when a young backpacker is shot inside a sealed room. (1 hour)
10:00pm New Tricks: TV favourites James Bolam and Dennis Waterman team up to fight crime. To investigate a multi-million pound jewellery heist, Sandra and Gerry must pose as an unlikely couple. (1 hour 20 minutes)

Home (131)

1:55am My Dream Derelict Home: Dream property renovations. Plasterer Chris and wife Jemma join forces with her father to renovate a faded grade II listed house into something more beautiful. (50 minutes)
9:00am DIY SOS: The team visit a couple to help them settle into their new Manchester home. They removed the stair banisters to strip the spindles but can't figure out how to put it back together. (30 minutes)
9:30am DIY SOS: Home improvement mishaps remedied by Nick Knowles and co. The team try to restore sanity to Odile, a single mum without anywhere to cook. Her former partner ripped out the kitchen. (30 minutes)
1:00pm DIY SOS: The team visit a couple to help them settle into their new Manchester home. They removed the stair banisters to strip the spindles but can't figure out how to put it back together. (30 minutes)
1:30pm DIY SOS: Home improvement mishaps remedied by Nick Knowles and co. The team try to restore sanity to Odile, a single mum without anywhere to cook. Her former partner ripped out the kitchen. (30 minutes)

Channel 5 Plus 1 (132)

4:10am Drama: NCIS: New Orleans: Love Hurts (50 minutes)
1:15pm Drama: NCIS: Moonlighting (60 minutes)
2:15pm Soap: Home and Away (30 minutes)
2:45pm Soap: Neighbours (30 minutes)
6:30pm Soap: Neighbours (30 minutes)
7:00pm Soap: Home and Away (30 minutes)

Comedy Central Extra (133)

12:00am Sitcom: Friends: The One with the Birthing Video (30 minutes)
12:30am Sitcom: Friends: The One Where Joey Tells Rachel (25 minutes)
1:00pm Sitcom: Friends: The One with the Breast Milk (30 minutes)
1:30pm Sitcom: Friends: The One with Chandler in a Box (30 minutes)

itv4 Plus 1 (134)

2:35am Drama: Minder: Rocky Eight and a Half (60 minutes)
10:30am Drama: Minder: Rocky Eight and a Half (70 minutes)
3:55pm Drama: Minder: Senior Citizen Caine (65 minutes)

Universal TV (137)

3:00am Drama: Sea Patrol: Paradise Lost (60 minutes)
4:00am Drama: Sea Patrol: Big Fish (60 minutes)
8:00am Drama: Sea Patrol: Universal Donor (60 minutes)

Challenge (139)

5:00am The Chase Australia: Australian version of the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (S1, ep 49) (1 hour)
9:00am The Chase USA: Mark 'The Beast' Labbett, from The Chase UK, travels across the pond to put American contestants through their paces and test who can answer questions faster than he can. (1 hour)
1:00pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
1:30pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
3:00pm The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)
4:00pm The Chase USA: Mark 'The Beast' Labbett, from The Chase UK, travels across the pond to put American contestants through their paces and test who can answer questions faster than he can. (1 hour)
7:00pm Celebrity Who Wants To Be A..: The award-winning quiz show in which celebrities can win up to a million pounds for charity. With Trisha Goddard and Greg Rusedski. (S2, ep 3) (1 hour)
9:00pm The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)
11:00pm Bullseye: Dartboard quiz game that tests contestants' darts skills and their general knowledge. (30 minutes)
11:30pm Bullseye: Dartboard quiz game that tests contestants' darts skills and their general knowledge. (30 minutes)

Channel 4+1 (143)

1:00am Queen and Country: (2014) Callum Turner stars in John Boorman's sequel to his semi-autobiographical film Hope and Glory. It's the early 1950s and time for Bill to do his National Service. Sexual scenes. (2 hours 5 minutes)
3:30am Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb: On the to-do list for three homeowners in Gloucestershire is an en suite installation, a kitchen revamp, and a garden refresh. Will buyers Tom and Hayley make an offer? (Ep1, 5) (55 minutes)
5:20am Vet on the Hill: A pointer develops a lump on her neck, a bulldog puppy needs an operation for an eye defect, and a cat has surgery to remove a tumour on its pituitary gland. (S1 Ep9, 10) (55 minutes)
10:05am Frasier: The Wizard and Roz: Frasier seeks advice from his mentor, who seems more interested in Roz, and Daphne tries to convince Niles that she is psychic. (30 minutes)
10:35am Frasier: Semi-Decent Proposal: Frasier agrees to escort his former high school prom queen to her surprise birthday party but his goal is to spend time with her attractive friend. (30 minutes)
7:00pm The Simpsons: Blame It on Lisa: The Simpsons go to Brazil to meet an orphan Lisa's secretly been calling. But as soon as they arrive in the country, Homer is kidnapped. (30 minutes)
7:30pm Hollyoaks: Brody and Damon are shocked to find out who now owns The Dog, and Brody decides to organise a fundraiser for Ollie. Nancy and Darren want to see if they can officially foster Brooke. (30 minutes)
9:00pm Jamie Cooks Italy: Jamie Oliver visits Rome, tracking down some fast, fresh and easy recipes, featuring tasty minty pea tortiglioni, and gnocchi with roasted tomato sauce and rocket pesto. (Ep7) (30 minutes)
9:30pm Travel Man: 48 Hours in Slovenia: Richard Ayoade is joined by comedy titan Eddie Izzard for two days in Slovenia, including Ljubljana, local tapas, orange wine, and a trip to the stunningly beautiful Lake Bled. (S7 Ep3, 4) (30 minutes)
10:00pm The Undateables: Three singletons go looking for love: personal trainer Jordan, who suffers from speech problems; vlogger Paige, who has cerebral palsy; and basketball player Sam from Shropshire. (S9 Ep3) (1 hour)

E4 (145)

12:00am Tattoo Fixers: Extreme: Brand new series: Two new artists join Sketch, Alice and Paisley to tackle extreme tattoos. Pash gets rid of Ollie's naughty naval tatt. Uzzi wipes away Brandon's cleaning slip-up. (S5 Ep1) (1 hour 10 minutes)
1:10am The Inbetweeners: Field Trip: It's a new term at Rudge Park comprehensive school and the infamous sociology and geography field trip to Swanage is looming. (S2 Ep1, 6) (30 minutes)
1:40am The Inbetweeners: Work Experience: Jay arranges work experience for himself and Simon at his dad's company, but a mix-up leaves Neil at a newspaper and Will at a garage. (S2 Ep2, 6) (35 minutes)
2:15am Krypton: Brand new series - Civil Wars: Seg confronts an impossible decision that will shape the future: stop Brainiac from bottling Kandor or let Krypton perish so Superman may live. (S1 Ep6, 10) (45 minutes)
3:25am Hollyoaks Omnibus: Misbah wants to prove to Auntie Kameela that their family isn't a shambles. Cindy has an unwelcome house guest, and James is disturbed to find out that Mac is back in the village. (2 hours 35 minutes)
6:00am Hollyoaks: Ollie makes an entrance at school with Imran and Brooke. Diane tells Tegan she doesn't have a say in what treatment Dee Dee will be given, so Tegan hires James as her lawyer. (30 minutes)
6:30am Hollyoaks: Darren wants to make Brooke a safe space where she can go when she feels stressed. Imran convinces Ollie not to give up his football dream and Mandy catches them bunking off school. (30 minutes)
7:30am 2 Broke Girls: And the Godmama Drama: Oleg and Sophie want Caroline and Max to be their baby's godparents, but things soon change when Oleg's overbearing mother visits town. (S6 Ep4, 22) (30 minutes)
10:00am Young & Hungry: Young & Old: When Gabi hears it's Elliot's 40th birthday, she's determined to make it special for him. Yolanda decides to teach her ex-husband Coleman a lesson. (S2 Ep3, 21) (30 minutes)
10:30am Young & Hungry: Young & Moving: Gabi and Sofia are thrilled when a larger flat becomes available in their building and plot to get it when Yolanda catches their landlord's eye. (S2 Ep4, 21) (30 minutes)
11:00am How I Met Your Mother: The Wedding Bride: Ted takes a date to see a new hit film, but the plot eerily reflects his relationship with Stella. Then he discovers Stella's fiancÂe wrote the screenplay. (S5 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
11:30am How I Met Your Mother: Doppelgangers: Marshall and Lily make a secret pact to start trying to have a baby if they see Barney's double, while Robin is delighted to be offered her dream job. (S5 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
12:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Lockdown: Peralta is left in charge of the precinct at Thanksgiving because Holt and Jeffords are away, but chaos ensues when a strange package is delivered. (S2 Ep7, 23) (30 minutes)
12:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: USPIS: While trying to catch a drug dealer, Peralta and Boyle join forces with Agent Jack Danger, a pompous investigator at the US Postal Inspection Service. (S2 Ep8, 23) (30 minutes)
1:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
1:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Roommate Transmogrification: Raj decides to become Sheldon's flatmate after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
4:00pm Young & Hungry: Young & Earthquake: Gabi takes Sofia to a psychic to get an idea of what the future holds and they are astonished when she accurately predicts an earthquake. (S2 Ep13, 21) (30 minutes)
4:30pm Young & Hungry: Young & Trashy: Gabi gives Josh a shirt from a charity shop to celebrate the release of his company's first new app in a year and it becomes his lucky charm. (S2 Ep14, 21) (30 minutes)
5:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Boyle-Linetti Wedding: As the wedding day of Gina's mother and Boyle's father dawns, each member of the squad is given a task to complete for the nuptials. (S2 Ep17, 23) (30 minutes)
5:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Captain Peralta: Peralta's father, an airline pilot who hasn't played a big part in his life, comes to town. Holt sets the squad an impossible brain teaser. (S2 Ep18, 23) (30 minutes)
6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Ornithophobia Diffusion: Leonard and Penny attempt to spend time together as friends without anybody else around, while Sheldon faces his fear of birds. (S5 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition: Stuart from the comic book shop invites Amy out on a date. Consumed by jealousy, Sheldon then asks her to be his girlfriend. (S5 Ep10, 24) (30 minutes)
7:00pm Hollyoaks: Luke is contemplating drinking again, and Ollie is furious that he would betray him and break their pact. Brody advises Ollie to support his dad and show him he's not alone. (30 minutes)
7:30pm The Posh Frock Shop: In this series, designer Ian Stuart and his team help women find their dream dresses. In this episode, a blind bride-to-be searches for a perfect wedding gown. (Ep1) (30 minutes)
8:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Proton Transmogrification: Sheldon struggles to process his feelings of grief when his idol Professor Proton passes away. The gang gather to celebrate Star Wars Day. (S7 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
8:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Gorilla Dissolution: Penny re-evaluates her life, including taking a big step with Leonard, while Howard and Bernadette struggle to care for Mrs Wolowitz. (S7 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
9:00pm New: Tattoo Fixers: Extreme: Brand new series: Alice covers Hannah's shocking memorial to her wild-child years, Uzzi takes on Alan's tribute to an R'n'B star, and Sketch rids Kaylee of an obscene arm tattoo. (S5 Ep2) (1 hour)
10:00pm New: Super Salon: Brand new series: This time at the Super Salon: an unexpected proposal; a psychic client; a gay pride party; and salon boss Cherise goes on the warpath. (Ep2, 4) (1 hour 5 minutes)
11:05pm The Big Bang Theory: The Bozeman Reaction: Leonard and Sheldon's flat is burgled. Determined to outwit any thieves, the gang create a new state-of-the-art security system to protect the place. (S3 Ep13, 23) (30 minutes)
11:35pm The Big Bang Theory: The Einstein Approximation: Sheldon is baffled by a formula he's working on, so he gets a less mentally taxing job at the Cheesecake Factory to kick-start his creativity. (S3 Ep14, 23) (25 minutes)

E4+1 (146)

12:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Maternal Congruence: Leonard is horrified when his mother turns up unannounced for a visit at Christmas, but then he finds out Sheldon knew about her divorce before him. (S3 Ep11, 23) (30 minutes)
12:35am The Big Bang Theory: The Psychic Vortex: Sheldon and Raj go to a university party, where Raj lusts after a girl called Abby. Leonard regrets telling Penny he disapproves of her belief in psychics. (S3 Ep12, 23) (25 minutes)
1:00am Tattoo Fixers: Extreme: Brand new series: Two new artists join Sketch, Alice and Paisley to tackle extreme tattoos. Pash gets rid of Ollie's naughty naval tatt. Uzzi wipes away Brandon's cleaning slip-up. (S5 Ep1) (1 hour 10 minutes)
2:10am The Inbetweeners: Field Trip: It's a new term at Rudge Park comprehensive school and the infamous sociology and geography field trip to Swanage is looming. (S2 Ep1, 6) (30 minutes)
2:40am The Inbetweeners: Work Experience: Jay arranges work experience for himself and Simon at his dad's company, but a mix-up leaves Neil at a newspaper and Will at a garage. (S2 Ep2, 6) (35 minutes)
3:15am Krypton: Brand new series - Civil Wars: Seg confronts an impossible decision that will shape the future: stop Brainiac from bottling Kandor or let Krypton perish so Superman may live. (S1 Ep6, 10) (45 minutes)
4:25am Hollyoaks Omnibus: Misbah wants to prove to Auntie Kameela that their family isn't a shambles. Cindy has an unwelcome house guest, and James is disturbed to find out that Mac is back in the village. (2 hours 35 minutes)
7:00am Hollyoaks: Ollie makes an entrance at school with Imran and Brooke. Diane tells Tegan she doesn't have a say in what treatment Dee Dee will be given, so Tegan hires James as her lawyer. (30 minutes)
7:30am Hollyoaks: Darren wants to make Brooke a safe space where she can go when she feels stressed. Imran convinces Ollie not to give up his football dream and Mandy catches them bunking off school. (30 minutes)
8:30am 2 Broke Girls: And the Godmama Drama: Oleg and Sophie want Caroline and Max to be their baby's godparents, but things soon change when Oleg's overbearing mother visits town. (S6 Ep4, 22) (30 minutes)
11:00am Young & Hungry: Young & Old: When Gabi hears it's Elliot's 40th birthday, she's determined to make it special for him. Yolanda decides to teach her ex-husband Coleman a lesson. (S2 Ep3, 21) (30 minutes)
11:30am Young & Hungry: Young & Moving: Gabi and Sofia are thrilled when a larger flat becomes available in their building and plot to get it when Yolanda catches their landlord's eye. (S2 Ep4, 21) (30 minutes)
12:00pm How I Met Your Mother: The Wedding Bride: Ted takes a date to see a new hit film, but the plot eerily reflects his relationship with Stella. Then he discovers Stella's fiancÂe wrote the screenplay. (S5 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
12:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Doppelgangers: Marshall and Lily make a secret pact to start trying to have a baby if they see Barney's double, while Robin is delighted to be offered her dream job. (S5 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
1:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Lockdown: Peralta is left in charge of the precinct at Thanksgiving because Holt and Jeffords are away, but chaos ensues when a strange package is delivered. (S2 Ep7, 23) (30 minutes)
1:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: USPIS: While trying to catch a drug dealer, Peralta and Boyle join forces with Agent Jack Danger, a pompous investigator at the US Postal Inspection Service. (S2 Ep8, 23) (30 minutes)
2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Roommate Transmogrification: Raj decides to become Sheldon's flatmate after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
5:00pm Young & Hungry: Young & Earthquake: Gabi takes Sofia to a psychic to get an idea of what the future holds and they are astonished when she accurately predicts an earthquake. (S2 Ep13, 21) (30 minutes)
5:30pm Young & Hungry: Young & Trashy: Gabi gives Josh a shirt from a charity shop to celebrate the release of his company's first new app in a year and it becomes his lucky charm. (S2 Ep14, 21) (30 minutes)
6:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Boyle-Linetti Wedding: As the wedding day of Gina's mother and Boyle's father dawns, each member of the squad is given a task to complete for the nuptials. (S2 Ep17, 23) (30 minutes)
6:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Captain Peralta: Peralta's father, an airline pilot who hasn't played a big part in his life, comes to town. Holt sets the squad an impossible brain teaser. (S2 Ep18, 23) (30 minutes)
7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Ornithophobia Diffusion: Leonard and Penny attempt to spend time together as friends without anybody else around, while Sheldon faces his fear of birds. (S5 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition: Stuart from the comic book shop invites Amy out on a date. Consumed by jealousy, Sheldon then asks her to be his girlfriend. (S5 Ep10, 24) (30 minutes)
8:00pm Hollyoaks: Luke is contemplating drinking again, and Ollie is furious that he would betray him and break their pact. Brody advises Ollie to support his dad and show him he's not alone. (30 minutes)
8:30pm The Posh Frock Shop: In this series, designer Ian Stuart and his team help women find their dream dresses. In this episode, a blind bride-to-be searches for a perfect wedding gown. (Ep1) (30 minutes)
9:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Proton Transmogrification: Sheldon struggles to process his feelings of grief when his idol Professor Proton passes away. The gang gather to celebrate Star Wars Day. (S7 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
9:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Gorilla Dissolution: Penny re-evaluates her life, including taking a big step with Leonard, while Howard and Bernadette struggle to care for Mrs Wolowitz. (S7 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
10:00pm New: Tattoo Fixers: Extreme: Brand new series: Alice covers Hannah's shocking memorial to her wild-child years, Uzzi takes on Alan's tribute to an R'n'B star, and Sketch rids Kaylee of an obscene arm tattoo. (S5 Ep2) (1 hour)
11:00pm New: Super Salon: Brand new series: This time at the Super Salon: an unexpected proposal; a psychic client; a gay pride party; and salon boss Cherise goes on the warpath. (Ep2, 4) (1 hour 5 minutes)

more4 Plus 1 (147)

12:05am Documentary: 999: What's Your Emergency? (65 minutes)
9:55am Cookery: Food Unwrapped (35 minutes)
8:55pm DIY: Grand Designs (65 minutes)
10:00pm Documentary: Nazi Treasure Hunters (60 minutes)

5STAR (151)

3:00pm Neighbours: Jemima offers to support Karl and Susan for the rest of their lives. Bea and Ned are concerned about Cassius's erratic behaviour and agree to keep an eye on him for Piper's sake. (30 minutes)
3:30pm Home and Away: Ziggy accepts responsibility for the mess she has created, but admits to Brody that she is feeling suffocated. Raffy's friendship with both Ryder and Coco seems to be over. (30 minutes)
6:00pm Neighbours: Jemima offers to support Karl and Susan for the rest of their lives. Bea and Ned are concerned about Cassius's erratic behaviour and agree to keep an eye on him for Piper's sake. (30 minutes)
6:30pm Home and Away: Ziggy and Brody realise that compromise is a vital part of any relationship. Irene offers Willow somewhere to live. Hunter announces that he is going to live with Zac in Vietnam. (30 minutes)

5 USA (153)

1:50am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Ghost Town: Las Vegas-based crime drama series. The CSIs investigate the deaths of a porn producer and a drug dealer in a seemingly respectable neighbourhood. (S2 Ep 22) (1 hour)
2:05pm NCIS: Naval police drama series. The murder of a port authority officer reveals Parsa's possible whereabouts, as the team continues their tireless hunt. (S11 Ep 14) (55 minutes)
6:10pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Unshockable: Crime drama. Ray and Sara attempt to get to the bottom of a retired CIA director's death. Nick and Catherine investigate after a musician is electrocuted. (S10 Ep 14) (1 hour)
7:10pm NCIS: US crime drama series. After a Navy officer is found dead on a rural road, the NCIS team must ascertain the story behind the murder. (S11 Ep 21) (55 minutes)

Channel 5+1 (155)

4:10am NCIS: New Orleans: Love Hurts: Crime series. While seeking the murderer of a petty officer caught up in a love triangle, the team discover he was just a pawn in a very dangerous game. (S1 Ep 8) (50 minutes)
1:15pm NCIS: Moonlighting: Crime series. When a murder is committed during an NCIS polygraph specialist's night job, the NCIS team has to find out what really happened. (S7 Ep 20) (50 minutes)
2:15pm Home and Away: Ziggy accepts responsibility for the mess she has created, but admits to Brody that she is feeling suffocated. Raffy's friendship with both Ryder and Coco seems to be over. (30 minutes)
2:45pm Neighbours: Jemima offers to support Karl and Susan for the rest of their lives. Bea and Ned are concerned about Cassius's erratic behaviour and agree to keep an eye on him for Piper's sake. (30 minutes)
6:30pm Neighbours: Jemima offers to support Karl and Susan for the rest of their lives. Bea and Ned are concerned about Cassius's erratic behaviour and agree to keep an eye on him for Piper's sake. (30 minutes)
7:00pm Home and Away: Ziggy accepts responsibility for the mess she has created, but admits to Brody that she is feeling suffocated. Raffy's friendship with both Ryder and Coco seems to be over. (30 minutes)

FOX HD (158)

1:00pm Drama: NCIS: Page Not Found (60 minutes)
2:00pm Drama: NCIS: Keep Your Friends Close (60 minutes)
7:00pm Drama: NCIS: Alleged (60 minutes)
8:00pm Drama: NCIS: Shooter (60 minutes)

Sky1 (160)

4:00am Documentary: Animal House (30 minutes)
4:30am Comedy: Yonderland (30 minutes)
5:00am Comedy: Yonderland (30 minutes)
5:30am Comedy: Yonderland (30 minutes)
6:00am Nature: Monkey Business (30 minutes)
6:30am Nature: Monkey Business (30 minutes)
7:00am Nature: Monkey Life (30 minutes)
7:30am Nature: Monkey Life (30 minutes)
8:00am Documentary: Animal House (30 minutes)
8:30am Documentary: Animal House (30 minutes)
5:30pm Animation: Futurama: Law and Oracle (30 minutes)
6:00pm Animation: Futurama: The Silence of the Clamps (30 minutes)
9:00pm Quiz Show: A League of Their Own: Us Road Trip (60 minutes)
10:00pm Travel: An Idiot Abroad: Peru (60 minutes)

BBC ONE HD (163)

11:00am A1: Britain's Longest Road: Documentary series following the people who work on the A1. Sprotbrough traffic officers respond to a nine-vehicle pile-up caused by an abandoned car. (45 minutes)
12:15pm Bargain Hunt: 3, 32. Builth: Eric Knowles presents from the Royal Welsh Showground in Builth Wells, with experts Caroline Hawley and Raj Bisram. Eric also learns about a traditional Welsh love token. (45 minutes)
1:45pm Doctors: Every Move You Make: Mrs Tembe has to deal with the possibility of losing staff, while Karen returns from holiday to less than good news. (30 minutes)
3:00pm Escape to the Country: Norfolk: Nicki Chapman is helping a couple with a £400,000 budget fulfil their dream of escaping to a Norfolk country home with space for them to keep rescue animals. (45 minutes)
3:45pm Garden Rescue: 1, 25. Fareham: Garden renovation series. Charlie Dimmock and the Rich Brothers compete to design a £6,000 Italian garden for a couple in Fareham. (45 minutes)
8:00pm EastEnders: Mick is given a harsh wake-up call. Jack and Ray struggle to keep the peace. Keanu becomes determined to prove himself. (30 minutes)

Discovery HD (168)

3:00am Documentary: Alien Encounters: The Entanglement (50 minutes)
10:00am Motoring: Wheeler Dealers: Fiat Dino (60 minutes)
1:00pm Documentary: Edge of Alaska: Mccarthy Rising (60 minutes)
2:00pm Documentary: Alaska: The Last Frontier: The Double Hunt (60 minutes)

Quest (170)

12:00am Documentary: Marooned with Ed Stafford: Botswana (60 minutes)

ITV2 +1 (174)

12:05am Family Guy: Brian Does Hollywood: Animated comedy about the trials and tribulations of family life. Brian moves to Hollywood to pursue his dream as a scriptwriter. S3 Ep2 (30 minutes)
12:35am American Dad!: Blagsnarst, a Love Story: Animated comedy. When Roger and Francine discover an alien in the woods, Roger has a one-night relationship with her but becomes fed up with her quirks. S11 Ep3 (30 minutes)
1:05am American Dad!: Blonde Ambition: Animated series. Haley decides to become a blonde in a bid to get more attention. Meanwhile, Stan and Steve try to find a new home for the Smiths. S11 Ep4 (30 minutes)
1:35am The Cleveland Show: Flush of Genius: Cleveland Jr loses respect for his father when he falls off the toilet and gets a concussion, while Rallo is now tall enough to ride his favourite roller coaster. S3 Ep20 (30 minutes)
2:05am Ghosted: Unbelievable: Leroy and Max see what looks like an alien ship just as Leroy is making a confession. Merv has to deal with some drama in the office. S1 Ep14 (20 minutes)
9:00am Emmerdale: Matty interrogates Cain. Charity receives some home truths. Bernice is urged to take action. (25 minutes)
9:25am Coronation Street: Tim looks for someone to blame for Sally's predicament. Tracy's fairytale wedding goes up in smoke. Claudia comes to Ken's rescue. (30 minutes)
9:55am Coronation Street: Jim and Hannah begin to doubt each other. Gina praises Tim for defending Sally's honour. Abi persuades Steve to be her private dancer. (30 minutes)
1:15pm Emmerdale: Matty interrogates Cain. Charity receives some home truths. Bernice is urged to take action. (30 minutes)
1:45pm Coronation Street: Tim looks for someone to blame for Sally's predicament. Tracy's fairytale wedding goes up in smoke. Claudia comes to Ken's rescue. (30 minutes)
2:15pm Coronation Street: Jim and Hannah begin to doubt each other. Gina praises Tim for defending Sally's honour. Abi persuades Steve to be her private dancer. (30 minutes)
9:30pm Superstore: Ladies' Lunch: Rumours spread about the state of Amy's marriage. In an attempt to cheer her up, Dina organises a ladies' lunch and forces everyone to participate. S2 Ep13 (30 minutes)
10:00pm Family Guy: Emission Impossible: Animated comedy series. When Peter and Lois are inspired by her pregnant sister Carol to have another baby, Stewie does whatever he can to prevent conception. S3 Ep11 (30 minutes)
10:30pm New: Ghosted: The Airplane: When the Bureau Underground struggles to be taken seriously, the team hope Merv will help them. Meanwhile, Max makes a shocking discovery. S1 Ep15 (30 minutes)
11:00pm Family Guy: To Love and Die in Dixie: Animated comedy. When Chris sees a convenience store hold-up and identifies the thief in a line-up, the Griffins are put into witness protection. S3 Ep12 (30 minutes)
11:30pm Family Guy: One If by Clam, Two If by Sea: Subversive animated comedy. When a hurricane destroys Quahog, The Drunken Clam is rebuilt by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. S3 Ep4 (25 minutes)
11:55pm American Dad!: LGBSteve: Animated series. Hayley is dying to be on a roller derby team, but they will only let her play if her 'sister' Steve gets to play. Meanwhile, Roger runs the roller rink. S11 Ep10 (30 minutes)

Sky1 Plus 1 (175)

5:00am Documentary: Animal House (30 minutes)
5:30am Comedy: Yonderland (30 minutes)
6:00am Comedy: Yonderland (30 minutes)
6:30am Comedy: Yonderland (30 minutes)
7:00am Nature: Monkey Business (30 minutes)
7:30am Nature: Monkey Business (30 minutes)
8:00am Nature: Monkey Life (30 minutes)
8:30am Nature: Monkey Life (30 minutes)
9:00am Documentary: Animal House (30 minutes)
9:30am Documentary: Animal House (30 minutes)
6:30pm Animation: Futurama: Law and Oracle (30 minutes)
7:00pm Animation: Futurama: The Silence of the Clamps (30 minutes)
10:00pm Quiz Show: A League of Their Own: Us Road Trip (60 minutes)
11:00pm Travel: An Idiot Abroad: Peru (60 minutes)

ITV2 (176)

12:05am American Dad!: Blonde Ambition: Animated series. Haley decides to become a blonde in a bid to get more attention. Meanwhile, Stan and Steve try to find a new home for the Smiths. S11 Ep4 (30 minutes)
12:35am The Cleveland Show: Flush of Genius: Cleveland Jr loses respect for his father when he falls off the toilet and gets a concussion, while Rallo is now tall enough to ride his favourite roller coaster. S3 Ep20 (30 minutes)
1:05am Ghosted: Unbelievable: Leroy and Max see what looks like an alien ship just as Leroy is making a confession. Merv has to deal with some drama in the office. S1 Ep14 (20 minutes)
8:00am Emmerdale: Matty interrogates Cain. Charity receives some home truths. Bernice is urged to take action. (25 minutes)
8:25am Coronation Street: Tim looks for someone to blame for Sally's predicament. Tracy's fairytale wedding goes up in smoke. Claudia comes to Ken's rescue. (30 minutes)
8:55am Coronation Street: Jim and Hannah begin to doubt each other. Gina praises Tim for defending Sally's honour. Abi persuades Steve to be her private dancer. (30 minutes)
12:15pm Emmerdale: Matty interrogates Cain. Charity receives some home truths. Bernice is urged to take action. (30 minutes)
12:45pm Coronation Street: Tim looks for someone to blame for Sally's predicament. Tracy's fairytale wedding goes up in smoke. Claudia comes to Ken's rescue. (30 minutes)
1:15pm Coronation Street: Jim and Hannah begin to doubt each other. Gina praises Tim for defending Sally's honour. Abi persuades Steve to be her private dancer. (30 minutes)
8:30pm Superstore: Ladies' Lunch: Rumours spread about the state of Amy's marriage. In an attempt to cheer her up, Dina organises a ladies' lunch and forces everyone to participate. S2 Ep13 (30 minutes)
9:00pm Family Guy: Emission Impossible: Animated comedy series. When Peter and Lois are inspired by her pregnant sister Carol to have another baby, Stewie does whatever he can to prevent conception. S3 Ep11 (30 minutes)
9:30pm New: Ghosted: The Airplane: When the Bureau Underground struggles to be taken seriously, the team hope Merv will help them. Meanwhile, Max makes a shocking discovery. S1 Ep15 (30 minutes)
10:00pm Family Guy: To Love and Die in Dixie: Animated comedy. When Chris sees a convenience store hold-up and identifies the thief in a line-up, the Griffins are put into witness protection. S3 Ep12 (30 minutes)
10:30pm Family Guy: One If by Clam, Two If by Sea: Subversive animated comedy. When a hurricane destroys Quahog, The Drunken Clam is rebuilt by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. S3 Ep4 (25 minutes)
10:55pm American Dad!: LGBSteve: Animated series. Hayley is dying to be on a roller derby team, but they will only let her play if her 'sister' Steve gets to play. Meanwhile, Roger runs the roller rink. S11 Ep10 (30 minutes)
11:25pm American Dad!: Morning Mimosa: Animated series. When Steve swears at Francine, she refuses to cook for him and he becomes a successful chef. Stan begins to believe he can make people invisible. S11 Ep11 (25 minutes)
11:50pm The Cleveland Show: Mama Drama: Donna's long-lost mother tracks down Cleveland who ends up trying to engineer a reunion between the two women. S3 Ep21 (30 minutes)

ITV4 (178)

1:35am Minder: Rocky Eight and a Half: Arthur uses all his persuasive powers to cajole a reluctant Terry into donning his boxing gloves once more, and Dirty Harry lives up to his name. S4 Ep1 (1 hour)
9:30am Minder: Rocky Eight and a Half: Arthur uses all his persuasive powers to cajole a reluctant Terry into donning his boxing gloves once more. And Dirty Harry lives up to his name. S4 Ep1 (1 hour 10 minutes)
2:55pm Minder: Senior Citizen Caine: Drama series about the shady dealings of two loveable rogues. Arthur's ambition to own a Rolls are jeopardised when Terry has to protect a widowed garage owner. S4 Ep2 (1 hour 5 minutes)
11:00pm Rocky: Oscar-winning boxing drama starring Sylvester Stallone and Talia Shire, 1976. A small-time boxer gets a chance at glory when he is challenged by heavyweight champion Apollo Creed. (1 hour 5 minutes)

Pick (180)

12:00am Brit Cops: Law & Disorder: Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 7) (1 hour)
3:00am Road Wars: Another high-drama instalment of the action-packed documentary series. Tonight, officers tackle dodgy drug-dealers, dangerous drivers and knife crime. Strong language. (S6, ep 4) (1 hour)
4:00am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S7, ep 8) (30 minutes)
4:30am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S7, ep 9) (30 minutes)
5:00am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S7, ep 10) (30 minutes)
5:30am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S8, ep 1) (30 minutes)
8:00am UK Border Force: In the final instalment of the series, the Manchester enforcement team conducts raids in Rochdale in search of illegal workers, while a man is deported to Nigeria. (8, 8) (1 hour)
10:00am To Catch A Smuggler: JFK Airport: Meet the agents and officers at New York's JFK International airport, whose job is to protect the gateway to the US from smugglers and crooks. (S1, ep 1) (1 hour)
5:00pm Stargate Universe: Air, Part 1: Robert Carlyle stars in this high-impact slice of sci-fi. After an attack, a band of soldiers, scientists and civilians find themselves aboard an ancient ship. (S1, ep 1) (1 hour)

Comedy Central (181)

11:00am Sitcom: Friends: The One With Joey's Interview (30 minutes)
11:30am Sitcom: Friends: The One With The Baby Shower (30 minutes)
12:00pm Sitcom: Friends: The One With The Cooking Class (30 minutes)
12:30pm Sitcom: Friends: The One Where Rachel Is Late (30 minutes)
2:00pm Sitcom: Friends: The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 1 of 2) (30 minutes)
2:30pm Sitcom: Friends: The One Where Rachel Has a Baby (Part 2 of 2) (30 minutes)
3:00pm Sitcom: Friends: The One Where No One Proposes (30 minutes)
3:30pm Sitcom: Friends: The One Where Emma Cries (30 minutes)
5:00pm Sitcom: Friends: The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner (30 minutes)
5:30pm Sitcom: Friends: The One With the Male Nanny (35 minutes)
6:05pm Sitcom: Friends: The One with Ross's Inappropriate Song (30 minutes)
6:35pm Sitcom: Friends: The One With Rachel's Other Sister (30 minutes)
7:05pm Sitcom: Friends: The One With Rachel's Phone Number (30 minutes)
7:35pm Sitcom: Friends: The One With Christmas In Tulsa (25 minutes)
8:00pm Sitcom: Friends: The One Where Rachel Goes Back To Work (30 minutes)
8:30pm Sitcom: Friends: The One With Phoebe's Rats (30 minutes)

5* (182)

3:00pm Soap: Neighbours (30 minutes)
3:30pm Soap: Home and Away (30 minutes)
6:00pm Soap: Neighbours (30 minutes)
6:30pm Soap: Home and Away (30 minutes)

Eden (190)

12:00pm Documentary: The Hidden River: The Mysterious Source (60 minutes)
5:00pm Documentary: The Hidden River: The Mysterious Source (60 minutes)
9:00pm Documentary: The Hidden River: The Mysterious Source (60 minutes)

4seven (195)

12:25am The Great British Bake Off: An...: ...Extra Slice: Jo Brand is joined by celebrity Bake Off fans Sandi Toksvig, Stephen Mangan and Tez Ilyas to chew over the latest goings on in the tent. With exclusive footage. (S2 Ep4, 10) (1 hour)
2:30am Celebrity Island with Bear Grylls: Hungry and grumpy, the marooned celebs bicker as Love Island's Montana and boxer Anthony Ogogo hunt for meat. Actor Eric Roberts has a crisis and the group rally round. (S3 Ep3, 6) (1 hour)
3:30am Travel Man: 48 Hours in Ibiza: Richard Ayoade and comic actor Jessica Knappett tour the White Isle of the Med - taking in some alfresco art, deluxe cocktails, an exclusive supper club and a hippy gong bath. (S7 Ep 2, 4) (30 minutes)
9:00pm The Great British Bake Off: It's Dessert Week and the bakers must create a cracking meringue Signature, a wobbly Technical, and a complex chocolate Showstopper that promises to reveal all. (S2 Ep4, 10) (1 hour 20 minutes)
11:25pm Naked Attraction: Anna Richardson meets Richard, a singer in a Take That tribute act who's a hit with the ladies but is looking for a man. And divorcee David seeks love with a new lease of life. (S3 Ep4) (1 hour)

Alibi HD (200)

12:00am Drama: WPC 56: Sink or Swim (60 minutes)
1:00am Drama: New Tricks: Bermondsey Boy (85 minutes)
2:25am Drama: Quantico: Fast (45 minutes)
3:10am Drama: Quantico: Drive (50 minutes)
12:00pm Drama: Castle: The Good, The Bad and The Baby (60 minutes)
1:00pm Drama: Father Brown: The Wrath of Baron Samdi (60 minutes)
2:00pm Drama: Death in Paradise: Posing in Murder (60 minutes)
5:00pm Drama: Rizzoli and Isles: The Beast in Me (60 minutes)
7:00pm Drama: Death in Paradise: Posing in Murder (60 minutes)
8:00pm Drama: Father Brown: The Wrath of Baron Samdi (60 minutes)
9:00pm Drama: Father Brown: The Smallest of Things (60 minutes)

Yesterday (206)

1:00am Secrets of the Castle: A chance to find out how medieval castles were built, as Ruth Goodman, Peter Ginn and Tom Pinfold revisit the 13th century. Hear how medieval stonemasons made spiral staircases. (1 hour)
2:00am Secrets of the Castle: Revisit the 13th century to hear about the ingenious features that medieval castle builders devised in order to withstand attack - a legacy of bloody crusades and dynastic tussles. (1 hour)
11:00am Private Lives of the Monarchs: Queen Victoria: Delve into the private lives of British royalty with Tracy Borman. Queen Victoria's relationships with her husband Prince Albert and eldest son Edward are studied. (1 hour)
3:00pm Coast: Gower to Anglesey: Enjoy this illuminating journey along the south and west coasts of Wales, taking in the island of Skomer, Porth Oer's beach, Harlech Castle and the Gower Peninsula. (1 hour)
5:00pm Private Lives of the Monarchs: Queen Victoria: Delve into the private lives of British royalty with Tracy Borman. Queen Victoria's relationships with her husband Prince Albert and eldest son Edward are studied. (1 hour)
7:00pm Forbidden History: The Death of Mussolini: Mystery still surrounds how fascist dictator Benito Mussolini met his end, before being hanged in Milan's Piazzale Loreto. Jamie Theakston seeks out answers. (1 hour)
8:00pm Forbidden History: Uncovering the Historical Jesus: Return of the history series. Jamie Theakston travels to Jerusalem to research and attempt to uncover the real story of Jesus Christ. (1 hour)

Eden HD (210)

12:00pm Documentary: The Hidden River: The Mysterious Source (60 minutes)
5:00pm Documentary: The Hidden River: The Mysterious Source (60 minutes)
9:00pm Documentary: The Hidden River: The Mysterious Source (60 minutes)

5Spike Plus 1 (261)

11:00pm Drama: Vikings: Raid (60 minutes)
11:00pm Drama: Vikings: Raid (60 minutes)

5USA+1 (272)

2:50am Drama: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Ghost Town (60 minutes)
3:00pm Drama: NCIS: Monsters and Men (60 minutes)
7:10pm Drama: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Unshockable (60 minutes)
8:10pm Drama: NCIS: Alleged (55 minutes)

Sky Witness (281)

3:00am Drama: Elementary: The Visions of Norman p Horowitz (60 minutes)
10:00am Drama: Elementary: Pick Your Poison (60 minutes)
12:30pm Documentary: The Real A&E (30 minutes)
2:00pm Documentary: Highway Patrol: Hells Angel (30 minutes)
2:30pm Documentary: Highway Patrol: Drug Family (30 minutes)
5:00pm Documentary: UK Border Force (60 minutes)
6:00pm Documentary: The Real A&E (30 minutes)
6:30pm Documentary: The Real A&E (30 minutes)
9:00pm Drama: Elementary: The Geek Interpreter (60 minutes)

MTV HD (310)

2:00pm Documentary: Catfish: The TV Show (60 minutes)
3:00pm Documentary: Catfish: The TV Show (60 minutes)
4:00pm Documentary: Catfish: The TV Show (60 minutes)
5:00pm Documentary: Catfish: The TV Show (60 minutes)

Film4 Plus 1 (401)

12:20am Film: The Sweeney (135 minutes)
7:30pm Film: Transcendence (150 minutes)

Sky Cinema Hits HD (402)

4:50am Film: My All-American (130 minutes)
11:30am Film: Split (130 minutes)
3:25pm Film: Ouija: Origin of Evil (100 minutes)
7:00pm Film: Split (120 minutes)

Film4 (429)

6:30pm Transcendence: (2014) Johnny Depp stars in a violent sci-fi thriller about the potential pitfalls of creating an artificially intelligent computer. With Rebecca Hall, Paul Bettany and Morgan Freeman. (2 hours 20 minutes)
11:30pm Momentum: (2015) Brutally violent adult thriller with Olga Kurylenko, Morgan Freeman and James Purefoy. A thief gets caught up in a deadly conspiracy. Very strong language, sexual violence, torture. (1 hour 50 minutes)

Sky Cinema Crime and Thriller HD (434)

2:00am Film: Single White Female (110 minutes)
3:50am Film: Dog Eat Dog (100 minutes)
11:05am Film: The Bourne Supremacy (115 minutes)
3:25pm Film: Flightplan (105 minutes)
7:10pm Film: The Bourne Supremacy (110 minutes)
11:00pm Film: Road House (115 minutes)

Sky Cinema Comedy HD (435)

3:20am Film: The House Bunny (105 minutes)
7:15am Film: Hitch (125 minutes)
12:50pm Film: The House (100 minutes)
2:30pm Film: Role Models (110 minutes)
8:00pm Film: Role Models (105 minutes)
9:45pm Film: The House (100 minutes)

Sky Cinema Action HD (436)

1:15am Film: Pirates of the Caribbean: Salazar's Revenge (135 minutes)
10:30am Film: Kingsman: The Golden Circle (160 minutes)
1:10pm Film: Kingdom of Heaven (150 minutes)
4:00pm Film: Thor 2 - The Dark World (120 minutes)
8:00pm Film: Kingsman: The Golden Circle (150 minutes)
10:30pm Film: Kingdom of Heaven (150 minutes)

Sky Cinema Family HD (437)

1:25pm Film: The Flintstones (100 minutes)
3:05pm Film: The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (100 minutes)
8:00pm Film: The Flintstones (95 minutes)
9:35pm Film: The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas (95 minutes)

Sky Cinema Monsters HD (438)

12:15pm Film: Star Trek: Nemesis (120 minutes)
2:15pm Film: Star Wars: The Last Jedi (165 minutes)
5:00pm Film: Life (120 minutes)
9:00pm Film: Star Wars: The Last Jedi (165 minutes)
11:45pm Film: Life (120 minutes)

Sky Cinema Select HD (439)

12:30am Film: High Plains Drifter (110 minutes)
2:20am Film: Two Mules for Sister Sara (120 minutes)
6:00am Film: The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (130 minutes)
2:35pm Film: The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (130 minutes)

Sky Cinema | Disney HD (440)

11:30pm Film: Return to Oz (120 minutes)

Sky Cinema Drama HD (441)

9:25am Film: Empire of the Sun (155 minutes)
12:00pm Film: Same Kind of Different as Me (125 minutes)
4:00pm Film: Queen of Katwe (130 minutes)
6:10pm Film: A Street Cat Named Bob (110 minutes)
8:00pm Film: Same Kind of Different as Me (125 minutes)

Sky Sports Action HD (511)

5:00am Sport: Sporting Greats: Mia Hamm (30 minutes)
5:30am Sport: Sporting Greats: Ian Thorpe (30 minutes)
6:00am Sport: Boxing Gold: Kell Brook v Carson Jones /12 (15) (15 minutes)
6:15am Sport: Boxing Gold: Carl Froch v George Groves 23/11/13 (15) (15 minutes)
6:30am Sport: Boxing Gold: Carl Froch v Mikel Kessler II /13 (15) (15 minutes)
4:00pm Sport: Boxing Gold: Kell Brook v Carson Jones /12 (15) (15 minutes)
4:15pm Sport: Boxing Gold: Carl Froch v George Groves 23/11/13 (15) (15 minutes)
4:30pm Sport: Boxing Gold: Carl Froch v Mikel Kessler II /13 (15) (15 minutes)
5:00pm Sport: NFL: A Football Life (60 minutes)

Sky Sports Arena HD (512)

1:00am Sport: Sporting Records: Milestones (30 minutes)
1:30am Sport: Sporting Records: Time (30 minutes)
2:00am Sport: Sporting Greats: Mia Hamm (30 minutes)
2:30am Sport: Sporting Greats: Ian Thorpe (30 minutes)
3:00am Sport: Sporting Records: Milestones (30 minutes)
3:30am Sport: Sporting Records: Time (30 minutes)
4:00am Documentary: Great Sporting Moments: Gsm - Rumble in the Jungle (Boxing) (15 minutes)
4:15am Documentary: Great Sporting Moments: Gsm - Miracle on Ice (Ice Hockey) (15 minutes)
5:00am Sport: Sporting Records: Medals (30 minutes)
5:30am Sport: Sporting Records: Age (30 minutes)
8:00am Documentary: Great Sporting Moments: Gsm - A Head for Heights (Diving) (15 minutes)
8:15am Documentary: Great Sporting Moments: Gsm - A Young Maverick (Tennis) (15 minutes)
9:00am Sport: Sporting Records: Highest (30 minutes)
9:30am Sport: Sporting Records: Team (30 minutes)
10:00am Sport: Sporting Greats: Dan Carter (30 minutes)
10:30am Sport: Sporting Greats: Mia Hamm (30 minutes)
11:45am Documentary: Great Sporting Moments: Gsm - The Meltdown (Golf) (15 minutes)
4:00pm Sport: Sporting Records: Time (30 minutes)
4:30pm Sport: Sporting Records: Career (30 minutes)

Sky Sports Premier League HD (518)

10:00am Sport: The Premier League Years: Premier League Years 2008-2009 (120 minutes)
5:30pm Sport: Premier League 100 Club: P l 100 Club - Sergio Aguero (30 minutes)

Nickelodeon Plus 1 (713)

12:31am Childrens: iCarly: Igo One Direction (29 minutes)
4:50am Animation: SpongeBob Squarepants: Toy Store of Doom (10 minutes)
7:00am Sitcom: Sam and Cat: Drone Baby Drone (31 minutes)
12:00pm Sitcom: Sam and Cat: Texting Competition (31 minutes)
12:31pm Sitcom: Sam and Cat: Babysitting Commercial (29 minutes)
9:00pm Kids Drama: Victorious: The Hambone King (31 minutes)
9:31pm Sitcom: Sam and Cat: Magic Atm (29 minutes)

Nick Junior (715)

12:30am Animation: Peppa Pig: Horsey Twinkle Toes (5 minutes)
12:35am Animation: Peppa Pig: Naughty Tortoise (5 minutes)
12:40am Animation: Peppa Pig: Mr Fox's Shop (5 minutes)
12:45am Animation: Peppa Pig: Shadows (5 minutes)
12:50am Animation: Peppa Pig: International Day (5 minutes)
12:55am Animation: Peppa Pig: The Rainy Day Game (5 minutes)
1:00am Animation: Peppa Pig: Pedro the Cowboy (5 minutes)
1:05am Animation: Peppa Pig: Peppa and George's Garden (5 minutes)
1:10am Animation: Peppa Pig: The Flying Vet (5 minutes)
1:15am Animation: Peppa Pig: Grampy Rabbit's Dinosaur Park (5 minutes)
1:20am Animation: Peppa Pig: Bedtime Story (5 minutes)
1:25am Animation: Peppa Pig: Lost Keys (5 minutes)
1:30am Animation: Peppa Pig: George's New Dinosaur (5 minutes)
1:35am Animation: Peppa Pig: Grandpa Pig's Train to the Rescue (10 minutes)
1:45am Animation: Peppa Pig: The Pet Competition (5 minutes)
1:50am Animation: Peppa Pig: Spider Web (10 minutes)
2:00am Animation: Peppa Pig: Hide and Seek (5 minutes)
2:05am Animation: Peppa Pig: The Playgroup (10 minutes)
2:15am Animation: Peppa Pig: Mummy Pig at Work (5 minutes)
2:20am Animation: Peppa Pig: Piggy in the Middle (10 minutes)
2:30am Animation: Peppa Pig: Grandpa's Little Train (5 minutes)
2:35am Animation: Peppa Pig: The Baby Piggy (10 minutes)
2:45am Animation: Peppa Pig: The Cycle Ride (5 minutes)
2:50am Animation: Peppa Pig: Dens (10 minutes)
3:00am Animation: Peppa Pig: Windy Castle (5 minutes)
3:05am Animation: Peppa Pig: My Cousin Chloe (5 minutes)
3:10am Animation: Peppa Pig: Babysitting (5 minutes)
3:15am Animation: Peppa Pig: Ballet Lesson (5 minutes)
3:20am Animation: Peppa Pig: Thunderstorm (5 minutes)
3:25am Animation: Peppa Pig: Cleaning the Car (5 minutes)
3:30am Animation: Peppa Pig: Lunch (5 minutes)
3:35am Animation: Peppa Pig: Camping (5 minutes)
3:40am Animation: Peppa Pig: Sleepy Princess (5 minutes)
3:45am Animation: Peppa Pig: The Tree House (5 minutes)
3:50am Animation: Peppa Pig: Fancy Dress Party (5 minutes)
5:00am Animation: Peppa Pig: Mr Bull in a China Shop (5 minutes)
5:05am Animation: Peppa Pig: Fruit (10 minutes)
5:15am Animation: Peppa Pig: George's Balloon (5 minutes)
5:20am Animation: Peppa Pig: Pirate Treasure (10 minutes)
5:30am Animation: Peppa Pig: Mr Bull in a China Shop (5 minutes)
5:35am Animation: Peppa Pig: Stars (10 minutes)
5:45am Animation: Peppa Pig: The Sleepover (5 minutes)
5:50am Animation: Peppa Pig: Work and Play (10 minutes)
6:30am Animation: Peppa Pig: The School Play (5 minutes)
6:35am Animation: Peppa Pig: Bubbles (10 minutes)
6:45am Animation: Peppa Pig: Emily Elephant (5 minutes)
6:50am Animation: Peppa Pig: Polly's Holiday (10 minutes)
9:30am Animation: Peppa Pig: Tiny Creatures (5 minutes)
9:35am Animation: Peppa Pig: George Catches a Cold (10 minutes)
9:45am Animation: Peppa Pig: The Balloon Ride (5 minutes)
9:50am Animation: Peppa Pig: George's Birthday (10 minutes)
3:00pm Animation: Peppa Pig: Tiny Creatures (5 minutes)
3:05pm Animation: Peppa Pig: George Catches a Cold (10 minutes)
3:15pm Animation: Peppa Pig: The Balloon Ride (5 minutes)
3:20pm Animation: Peppa Pig: George's Birthday (10 minutes)

Nick Junior Too (716)

6:00am Animation: Peppa Pig: Grandpa's Compost Heap (5 minutes)
6:05am Animation: Peppa Pig: Doctor Hamster's Tortoise (10 minutes)
6:15am Animation: Peppa Pig: Mr. Potato Comes to Town (5 minutes)
6:20am Animation: Peppa Pig: Rebecca Rabbit (10 minutes)
7:30am Animation: Peppa Pig: Freddy Fox (5 minutes)
7:35am Animation: Peppa Pig: Whistling (10 minutes)
7:45am Animation: Peppa Pig: Doctor Hamster's Tortoise (5 minutes)
7:50am Animation: Peppa Pig: Sun, Sea and Snow (10 minutes)
8:05am Animation: Peppa Pig: George's New Dinosaur (10 minutes)
8:15am Animation: Peppa Pig: Grandpa Pig's Train to the Rescue (5 minutes)
8:20am Animation: Peppa Pig: The Pet Competition (10 minutes)
10:35am Animation: Peppa Pig: Pottery (10 minutes)
10:45am Animation: Peppa Pig: Frogs and Worms and Butterflies (5 minutes)
10:50am Animation: Peppa Pig: Paper Aeroplanes (10 minutes)
11:00am Animation: Peppa Pig: The Time Capsule (5 minutes)
11:05am Animation: Peppa Pig: Pretend Friend (10 minutes)
11:15am Animation: Peppa Pig: Mirrors (5 minutes)
11:20am Animation: Peppa Pig: Polly's Holiday (10 minutes)
11:30am Animation: Peppa Pig: Mister Skinnylegs (5 minutes)
11:45am Animation: Peppa Pig: The Dentist (5 minutes)
12:00pm Animation: Peppa Pig: Kylie Kangaroo (5 minutes)
12:05pm Animation: Peppa Pig: The Noisy Night (10 minutes)
12:15pm Animation: Peppa Pig: The Tree House (5 minutes)
1:05pm Animation: Peppa Pig: Grandpa Pig's Boat (10 minutes)
1:20pm Animation: Peppa Pig: Grandpa Pig's Train to the Rescue (10 minutes)
1:35pm Animation: Peppa Pig: Recycling (10 minutes)
1:45pm Animation: Peppa Pig: Cuckoo Clock (5 minutes)
1:50pm Animation: Peppa Pig: A Trip to The Moon (10 minutes)
2:05pm Animation: Peppa Pig: George's New Dinosaur (10 minutes)
2:15pm Animation: Peppa Pig: The Camper Van (5 minutes)
2:30pm Animation: Peppa Pig: Granny and Grandpa's Attic (5 minutes)
2:45pm Animation: Peppa Pig: My Birthday Party (5 minutes)
4:05pm Animation: Peppa Pig: Perfume (10 minutes)
4:15pm Animation: Peppa Pig: Children's Fete (5 minutes)
4:20pm Animation: Peppa Pig: The Aquarium (10 minutes)
6:00pm Animation: Peppa Pig: Tiny Creatures (5 minutes)
6:05pm Animation: Peppa Pig: Daddy Pig's Office (10 minutes)
6:15pm Animation: Peppa Pig: Pirate Island (5 minutes)
6:20pm Animation: Peppa Pig: George Catches a Cold (10 minutes)
6:30pm Animation: Peppa Pig: The Balloon Ride (5 minutes)
6:35pm Animation: Peppa Pig: George's Birthday (10 minutes)
6:45pm Animation: Peppa Pig: Pretend Friend (5 minutes)
6:50pm Animation: Peppa Pig: Muddy Puddles (9 minutes)
8:35pm Animation: Peppa Pig: Pottery (10 minutes)
8:45pm Animation: Peppa Pig: Frogs and Worms and Butterflies (5 minutes)
8:50pm Animation: Peppa Pig: Paper Aeroplanes (10 minutes)
9:00pm Animation: Peppa Pig: The Time Capsule (5 minutes)
9:05pm Animation: Peppa Pig: Pretend Friend (10 minutes)
9:15pm Animation: Peppa Pig: Mirrors (5 minutes)
9:20pm Animation: Peppa Pig: Polly's Holiday (10 minutes)

Nicktoons (717)

10:30am Animation: Rugrats: Phil's Favourite Show (15 minutes)
10:45am Animation: Rugrats: The Way More Things Work; Talk of the Town (15 minutes)
9:30pm Animation: SpongeBob Squarepants: Squid Wood (15 minutes)
9:45pm Animation: SpongeBob Squarepants: The Best Day Ever (15 minutes)
10:00pm Animation: SpongeBob Squarepants: The Gift of Gum (15 minutes)
10:15pm Animation: SpongeBob Squarepants: The Patty Caper (15 minutes)
10:30pm Animation: SpongeBob Squarepants: Krusty Krushers (15 minutes)
10:45pm Animation: SpongeBob Squarepants: The Card (15 minutes)
11:00pm Animation: SpongeBob Squarepants: Gullible Pants (15 minutes)
11:15pm Animation: SpongeBob Squarepants: Overbooked (15 minutes)
11:30pm Animation: SpongeBob Squarepants: No Hat For Pat (15 minutes)
11:45pm Animation: SpongeBob Squarepants: Toy Store of Doom (15 minutes)

BBC ONE Lon (851)

11:00am A1: Britain's Longest Road: Documentary series following the people who work on the A1. Sprotbrough traffic officers respond to a nine-vehicle pile-up caused by an abandoned car. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
12:15pm Bargain Hunt: 3, 32. Builth: Eric Knowles presents from the Royal Welsh Showground in Builth Wells. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
1:45pm Doctors: Every Move You Make: Mrs Tembe has to deal with the possibility of losing staff, while Karen returns from holiday to less than good news. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
3:00pm Escape to the Country: Norfolk: Nicki Chapman is helping a couple with a £400,000 budget fulfil their dream of escaping to a Norfolk country home with space for them to keep rescue animals. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
3:45pm Garden Rescue: 1, 25. Fareham: Garden renovation series. Charlie Dimmock and the Rich Brothers compete to design a £6,000 Italian garden for a couple in Fareham. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
8:00pm EastEnders: Mick is given a harsh wake-up call. Jack and Ray struggle to keep the peace. Keanu becomes determined to prove himself. Also in HD. (30 minutes)

BBC TWO HD (852)

12:05am American Justice: 3, 3. Reckoning: The courts face their toughest test - how to deal with children who kill. Contains some strong language and upsetting scenes. (1 hour)
2:20am Holby City: One Man and His God: In America, in 1987, three young Holby familiars make a pact to push the boundaries of medicine no matter the cost. (55 minutes)
6:30am Bargain Hunt: 31, 32. Carmarthen: Eric Knowles oversees proceedings from the National Botanic Garden of Wales in Carmarthen. Kate Bliss and Ben Cooper guide the reds and blues. (45 minutes)
7:15am Garden Rescue: 30, 30. Fallowfield: Garden renovation series. Anita's garden was her late husband's pride and joy. Now, she is too old to keep it from running out of control. Can the team revitalise it? (45 minutes)
8:00am Back in Time for the Factory: A group of modern-day workers experience working in a British garment factory. They start their journey in 1968, and the reality of the production line proves a rude awakening. (1 hour)
2:45pm Who Do You Think You Are?: 9, 10. Billy Connolly: Celebrity genealogy series. Scottish comedian and actor Billy Connolly travels to India in the footsteps of his army ancestors and makes an extraordinary discovery. (1 hour)
3:45pm Life in the Air: 1, 3. Defying Gravity: Documentary series exploring how animals effortlessly beat gravity, from the African caracal's 'rocket-propelled' launch to the Australian kangaroo's hop. (1 hour)
9:00pm Black Earth Rising: 3, 8. A Ghost in Name: Drama series. Kate works alongside Michael to defend Alice Munezero from the charges laid against her - facing down threats to her own safety to reach the truth. (1 hour)

ITV (853)

12:05am Strangers: After Megan's final heartbreaking phone message, Jonah tries to convince David that she was killed. Jonah's search for proof uncovers further secrets about his wife. S1 Ep2 (50 minutes)
7:00pm Emmerdale: Charity reaches the end of her tether. Diane is drawn into a scheme. Priya strikes up a new friendship. (30 minutes)
7:30pm Coronation Street: Liz offers to fund Hannah's treatment. Steve's behaviour arouses Tracy's suspicions. Peter contemplates selling his share of the factory. (30 minutes)
8:30pm Coronation Street: Jim finds out about Liz and Johnny's fling. Gina is left flustered by Tim's gratitude. Ken hosts a dinner party with an ulterior motive. (30 minutes)
9:00pm New: Strangers: When Jonah realises Megan was involved with Hong Kong's most dangerous players, he starts to wonder whether those closest to her may know more than they've let on... S1 Ep3 (1 hour)
10:45pm Moped Muggers: Caught on Camera: Documentary featuring shocking footage of crimes on two wheels, including a courier who was attacked for his bike, and astonishing footage of police pursuits. (1 hour)

Channel 4 (854)

12:00am Queen and Country: (2014) Callum Turner stars in John Boorman's sequel to his semi-autobiographical film Hope and Glory. It's the early 1950s and time for Bill to do his National Service. Sexual scenes. (2 hours 5 minutes)
2:30am Selling Houses with Amanda Lamb: On the to-do list for three homeowners in Gloucestershire is an en suite installation, a kitchen revamp, and a garden refresh. Will buyers Tom and Hayley make an offer? (Ep1, 5) (55 minutes)
4:20am Vet on the Hill: A pointer develops a lump on her neck, a bulldog puppy needs an operation for an eye defect, and a cat has surgery to remove a tumour on its pituitary gland. (S1 Ep9, 10) (55 minutes)
9:05am Frasier: The Wizard and Roz: Frasier seeks advice from his mentor, who seems more interested in Roz, and Daphne tries to convince Niles that she is psychic. (30 minutes)
9:35am Frasier: Semi-Decent Proposal: Frasier agrees to escort his former high school prom queen to her surprise birthday party but his goal is to spend time with her attractive friend. (30 minutes)
6:00pm The Simpsons: Blame It on Lisa: The Simpsons go to Brazil to meet an orphan Lisa's secretly been calling. But as soon as they arrive in the country, Homer is kidnapped. (30 minutes)
6:30pm Hollyoaks: Brody and Damon are shocked to find out who now owns The Dog, and Brody decides to organise a fundraiser for Ollie. Nancy and Darren want to see if they can officially foster Brooke. (30 minutes)
8:00pm Jamie Cooks Italy: Jamie Oliver visits Rome, tracking down some fast, fresh and easy recipes, featuring tasty minty pea tortiglioni, and gnocchi with roasted tomato sauce and rocket pesto. (Ep7) (30 minutes)
8:30pm Travel Man: 48 Hours in Slovenia: Richard Ayoade is joined by comedy titan Eddie Izzard for two days in Slovenia, including Ljubljana, local tapas, orange wine, and a trip to the stunningly beautiful Lake Bled. (S7 Ep3, 4) (30 minutes)
9:00pm The Undateables: Three singletons go looking for love: personal trainer Jordan, who suffers from speech problems; vlogger Paige, who has cerebral palsy; and basketball player Sam from Shropshire. (S9 Ep3) (1 hour)
11:00pm Gogglebox: What do Britain's sharpest critics think of Monkman & Seagull's Genius Guide to Britain, Panorama: Inside No 10, Stacey Dooley: Face to Face with Armageddon, and The Circle? (S12 Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)

Channel 5 (855)

3:10am NCIS: New Orleans: Love Hurts: Crime series. While seeking the murderer of a petty officer caught up in a love triangle, the team discover he was just a pawn in a very dangerous game. (S1 Ep 8) (50 minutes)
12:15pm NCIS: Moonlighting: Crime series. When a murder is committed during an NCIS polygraph specialist's night job, the NCIS team has to find out what really happened. (S7 Ep 20) (50 minutes)
1:15pm Home and Away: Ziggy accepts responsibility for the mess she has created, but admits to Brody that she is feeling suffocated. Raffy's friendship with both Ryder and Coco seems to be over. (30 minutes)
1:45pm Neighbours: Jemima offers to support Karl and Susan for the rest of their lives. Bea and Ned are concerned about Cassius's erratic behaviour and agree to keep an eye on him for Piper's sake. (30 minutes)
5:30pm Neighbours: Jemima offers to support Karl and Susan for the rest of their lives. Bea and Ned are concerned about Cassius's erratic behaviour and agree to keep an eye on him for Piper's sake. (30 minutes)
6:00pm Home and Away: Ziggy accepts responsibility for the mess she has created, but admits to Brody that she is feeling suffocated. Raffy's friendship with both Ryder and Coco seems to be over. (30 minutes)

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