Audio description TV guide

Monday 30th May

BBC One (1)

• 9:00am Council House Crackdown: 6, 10. Reality series following housing fraud investigators. How one tenant used four identities and two social housing flats to make more than £300,000 in unlawful profits. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
• 12:00pm Bargain Hunt: Oswestry: Antiques challenge. Tim Wonnacott presents as two scuba divers take on a pair of marathon runners. Experts Jonathan Pratt and David Harper are on hand to assist. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 3:00pm Escape to the Country: Oxfordshire: Property series. Jules Hudson and Nicki Chapman showcase the county of Oxfordshire, looking back on two house searches with two couples there. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 8:00pm EastEnders: Lauren is back in Albert Square, but how will her friends and family react to her return? Roxy makes a decision about her future. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm A Midsummer Night's Dream: Classic Shakespeare play adapted for television by Russell T Davies. In the tyrannical court of Athens, pitiless dictator Theseus plans his wedding to Hippolyta, a prisoner of war. Also in HD. (1 hour 30 minutes)

BBC Two (2)

• 1:45am Holby City: When I Grow Up: Arthur is desperate to prove his worth but runs into trouble. Oliver grabs his chance to get back with Zosia, but disaster strikes when he crosses a line. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 6:00am Council House Crackdown: 5, 10. A married man pretends to be single so that he can keep his housing association flat. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
• 11:45am 102 Dalmatians: In this sequel to 101 Dalmatians, Cruella de Vil (Glenn Close) is out of prison and seemingly a changed woman. But she soon returns to her old tricks. Also in HD. (1 hour 35 minutes)
• 5:45pm Bargain Hunt: Lincoln: Antiques challenge. Bargain Hunt heads to the Lincolnshire showground as the red and blue teams scour an antique fair for items to take to auction. Tim Wonnacott presides. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
• 9:00pm The Great British Sewing Bee: Lingerie Week: Amateur sewers test their sewing and dressmaking skills. The sewers take on delicate lingerie, working with fiddly pattern pieces and the most delicate fabric. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 10:00pm Upstart Crow: 4, 6. Love is Not Love: Comedy about William Shakespeare. Will has completed his final sonnet and senses literary immortality just around the corner. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 10:30pm The Real Versailles: Lucy Worsley and Helen Castor tell the real-life stories behind one of the world's grandest buildings, revealing the Machiavellian world that Louis XIV created and inhabited. Also in HD. (55 minutes)

ITV (3)

• 10:30am The Secret of My Success: Comedy starring Michael J Fox and Helen Slater, 1987. An affable young man from the country seeks his fortune in New York by adopting the guise of a city executive (2 hours 5 minutes)
• 7:00pm Emmerdale: Moira is left reeling by Cain's actions. Liv throws a party. Finn makes progress with his brothers. (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm Coronation Street: David points the finger. Sinead gets the wrong end of the stick. (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm Coronation Street: The Platts and Grimshaws go head-to-head. Sinead misreads the signals. (30 minutes)
• 10:15pm Class of 92: Cinematic documentary examining the rise to prominence and global sporting superstardom of six supremely talented young Manchester United footballers. (1 hour 50 minutes)

Channel 4 (4)

• 9:15am The Big Bang Theory: The Robotic Manipulation: Penny tags along to Sheldon's first date with a woman he's been texting for months. Howard finds a new use for a robotic arm. (S4 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
• 9:45am The Big Bang Theory: The 21-Second Excitation: The gang's plans to attend a film screening are scuppered by Sheldon's nemesis Wil Wheaton. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to her first slumber party. (S4 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
• 10:15am The Big Bang Theory: The Boyfriend Complexity: When Penny's father comes to visit, Leonard discovers her parents still think that he and Penny are a couple, so he takes advantage of the situation. (S4 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
• 10:45am The Simpsons: Lisa's Pony: When he ruins her saxophone recital, Homer realises that he has never shown Lisa enough attention, so he buys her a pony. (35 minutes)
• 11:20am The Simpsons: Saturdays of Thunder: Paranoid that he is not a good father to Bart, Homer helps his son build a soapbox racer for a big race. But then Bart gets a better offer. (30 minutes)
• 11:50am The Simpsons: Bart the Lover: Using an assumed identity, Bart answers his teacher Mrs Krabappel's personal ad, while Flanders vows to shave off his moustache if Homer can stop swearing. (35 minutes)
• 6:00pm The Simpsons: The Daughter Also Rises: Marge and Lisa's mother-daughter Valentine's Day plans face a hitch when Lisa meets Nick, an intellectual romantic who shares her passion for culture. (S23 Ep13, 22) (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Hollyoaks: It's sentencing day for Cleo and she is nervous as to what the future holds for her. Will Nathan get justice for Rachel? Grace is suspicious when two blasts from her past turn up. (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Janine has been kicked by a horse and had to crawl across two fields to call for help. George's motorbike collided with a car and he was catapulted into the windscreen. (S11 Ep3) (1 hour)
• 10:00pm An Immigrant's Guide to Britain: Comedian Henning Wehn and his gang of first-generation immigrants provide an irreverent guide to life in Britain. This episode explores caravans, rugby, the weather and more. (Ep1, 3) (30 minutes)
• 11:20pm 24 Hours in Police Custody: The number of incidents of domestic abuse reported to Bedfordshire Police has surged to over 200 a week. And it can be difficult to navigate personal stories of real-life drama. (S4 Ep6) (1 hour)

Channel 5 (5)

• 11:25am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Reality series filmed at the Balham Park Surgery. Dr Chris Pearce meets an anxious vicar who is concerned that a bloodshot eye will prevent him leading a funeral the next day. (S3 Ep 17) (55 minutes)
• 12:25pm Home and Away: Zac struggles over whether or not to help Tank. Kat's relationship with Dylan takes an unsettling turn. Maddy and Matt start to see through the fog of their cyber bullying. (35 minutes)
• 1:00pm Neighbours: Brad and Terese threaten to ruin Steph. Xanthe realises that she has made a mistake and calls off her cosmetic surgery. Ned misreads Lauren's intentions and goes in for a kiss. (30 minutes)
• 1:30pm NCIS: Truth or Consequences: Crime drama series involving Navy and Marine Corps personnel. As the team searches for Ziva's replacement, the past still weighs heavily on everybody's minds. (S7 Ep 1) (1 hour)
• 5:30pm Neighbours: Brad and Terese threaten to ruin Steph. Xanthe realises that she has made a mistake and calls off her cosmetic surgery. Ned misreads Lauren's intentions and goes in for a kiss. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm Home and Away: Zac struggles over whether or not to help Tank. Kat's relationship with Dylan takes an unsettling turn. Maddy and Matt start to see through the fog of their cyber bullying. (30 minutes)
• 10:00pm New: Gotham: Wrath Of The Villains: Drama series set in pre-Batman Gotham City. Theo Galavan is back from the grave, and death has not deterred the demented former mayor from carrying out his mission. (S2 Ep 20) (1 hour)

ITV2 (6)

• 12:00am American Dad!: Jones for a Smith: Animated series. Stan unwittingly takes crack cocaine, believing it to be a cold remedy, and he soon becomes hooked on it. (30 minutes)
• 12:30am American Dad!: May the Best Stan Win: Animated series. Stan gives Francine love coupons for Valentine's Day, but refuses to credit them when he becomes preoccupied with his own CIA cyborg. (25 minutes)
• 12:55am The Cleveland Show: Skip Day: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Cleveland is embarrassed when he learns that Cleveland Jr was the only pupil in school on a day when all other pupils have bunked off. (30 minutes)
• 1:25am The Cleveland Show: Yemen Party: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Donna joins a women's support group and complains about how Cleveland treats her. Cleveland Jr and Rallo tackle school bully Rodney. (25 minutes)
• 8:00am Emmerdale: Holly's life hangs in the balance. Nicola toys with Jimmy. Liv focuses on her plan. (30 minutes)
• 9:25am Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas: Live-action prequel starring Mark Addy and Stephen Baldwin, 2000. College leavers Fred and Barney decide to set off for a weekend in Rock Vegas with their two new girlfriends (1 hour)
• 10:30am Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas: Live-action prequel starring Mark Addy and Stephen Baldwin, 2000. College leavers Fred and Barney decide to set off for a weekend in Rock Vegas with their two new girlfriends (40 minutes)
• 12:15pm Emmerdale: Holly's life hangs in the balance. Nicola toys with Jimmy. Liv focuses on her plan. (25 minutes)
• 4:40pm Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang: Family comedy starring Emma Thompson and Ralph Fiennes, 2010. Nanny McPhee helps a young mother who is trying to run the family farm while her husband is away at war (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 5:50pm Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang: Family comedy starring Emma Thompson and Ralph Fiennes, 2010. Nanny McPhee helps a young mother who is trying to run the family farm while her husband is away at war (1 hour)
• 10:30pm Family Guy: Stewie Is Enceinte: Animation series. Stewie tries to get closer to Brian by impregnating himself with his DNA. Peter and the guys attempt to make a viral internet video. (30 minutes)
• 11:00pm Family Guy: Baking Bad: Animated comedy. Lois and Peter go into business together and open a cookie store, but things get messy when Peter comes up with his own way to get more customers. (30 minutes)
• 11:30pm American Dad!: Great Space Roaster: Animated series. The Smiths must escape Roger after their birthday comedy roast causes him to attempt to murder them in revenge. (30 minutes)

BBC Four (9)

• 12:30am World War Two: 1945 & the Wheelchair...: ...President. David Reynolds re-examines the war leadership of American president Franklin Roosevelt. Also in HD. (1 hour 30 minutes)
• 2:00am Going Going Gone: Nick Broomfield's...: ...Disappearing Britain. Profiles of two iconic buildings threatened with demolition in Liverpool and Cardiff. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 8:00pm Dan Cruickshank: At Home with the...: ...British. 2, 3. The Terrace: Dan is in Liverpool to explore the terrace, the home more Britons live in than any other. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 9:00pm New: Storm Troupers: The Fight to...: ...Forecast the Weather. 2, 3. How modern weather forecasting was born amid 20th-century disasters like war and famine. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 10:00pm Catch Me if You Can: True story about a teenage con man who cashed fake cheques worth over $2.5 million. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. (2 hours 15 minutes)

ITV3 (10)

• 12:45am Secret Smile: A meeting at a party leads to a night of passion for Miranda and Brendan. Ten days later she returns home to find that he has let himself into her flat and read her diary. (1 hour 20 minutes)
• 2:05am Blue Murder: Tooth and Claw: Police drama. The murder of a popular local vet thrusts Janine and the team into a community that is reluctant to talk to them. (50 minutes)
• 6:25am Heartbeat: Guilty Secrets: When a criminal allegation is made against a fellow officer, Joe risks his career to prove their innocence - and Bernie receives some staggering news. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 7:30am Where the Heart Is: Care: Anna and David tie the knot. On losing his sister in a car crash, Goddard's employee Danny Flint must decide if he's up to looking after his niece. Luke and Megan seem close. (1 hour)
• 8:30am The Royal: Manoeuvres: A family day at the park ends in disaster for the Ormerods, Dr Ellis risks getting too involved with a patient in trouble and Lizzie attempts to improve her word power. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 10:55am Murder, She Wrote: JB as in Jailbird: Murder mystery series. Jessica is drawn into the middle of an assassination plot and ends up in jail charged with being an impostor and a murderer. (1 hour)
• 11:55am The Return of Sherlock Holmes: Wisteria Lodge: Holmes investigates the strange goings-on at a forbidding house where several people have vanished mysteriously. (1 hour 10 minutes)
• 1:05pm Heartbeat: Strike Up the Band: Drama. The police investigate when rivalry between two brass bands leads to violence. Dawn finds romance with a handsome stranger, but her happiness may not last. (1 hour)
• 2:05pm The Royal: Dead Air: A girls' trip out on board a pirate radio ship ends badly when the group is caught in a siege. The doctors are mystified when a woman miraculously recovers from a stroke. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 3:10pm Where the Heart Is: When All This Is Over: Danny struggles in his role as a responsible parent. Harding hires a military coach to train the Scorpions. Luke and Megan discover some shocking news. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 5:55pm Heartbeat: Strike Up the Band: Drama. The police investigate when rivalry between two brass bands leads to violence. Dawn finds romance with a handsome stranger, but her happiness may not last. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 7:00pm Murder, She Wrote: A Little Night Work: Murder mystery series about sleuth Jessica Fletcher. A US senatorial hopeful is murdered and his wife's necklace stolen. Are the two crimes connected? (1 hour)
• 11:05pm The Knock: The investigations of an HM Customs and Excise unit. When the consignment of heroin arrives in Lyon, Montfort figures high in the French Mafia's plan to eliminate the Russian smugglers. (1 hour 10 minutes)

Pick (11)

• 2:00am New: US Bounty Hunters: The fast-paced reality show taking you up close and personal into the dramatic, high-stakes world of Fugitive Recovery Agents. (S2, ep 9) (30 minutes)
• 2:30am New: US Bounty Hunters: The fast-paced reality show taking you up close and personal into the dramatic, high-stakes world of Fugitive Recovery Agents. (S2, ep 10) (30 minutes)
• 5:00am Monkey Life: A baby chimp tries to prove he is grown up enough to go it alone. The Bachelor Boys' reputation, meanwhile, takes a hit when they become frightened of a new toy. (S3, ep 7) (30 minutes)
• 5:30am Monkey Life: Celebrations are in order when golden-cheeked gibbon Zoey introduces a new member of the family. The mood sours, though, after a fight breaks out among the capuchins. (S3, ep 8) (30 minutes)
• 4:00pm New: It's Me Or The Dog: British dog expert Victoria Stilwell will need all the tricks of her trade as she heads across the Atlantic to help owners with their problematic pooches. (S3, ep 11) (1 hour)
• 5:00pm Monkey Life: Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 7) (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm Monkey Life: Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 8) (30 minutes)

Channel 4+1 (13)

• 10:15am The Big Bang Theory: The Robotic Manipulation: Penny tags along to Sheldon's first date with a woman he's been texting for months. Howard finds a new use for a robotic arm. (S4 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
• 10:45am The Big Bang Theory: The 21-Second Excitation: The gang's plans to attend a film screening are scuppered by Sheldon's nemesis Wil Wheaton. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to her first slumber party. (S4 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
• 11:15am The Big Bang Theory: The Boyfriend Complexity: When Penny's father comes to visit, Leonard discovers her parents still think that he and Penny are a couple, so he takes advantage of the situation. (S4 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
• 11:45am The Simpsons: Lisa's Pony: When he ruins her saxophone recital, Homer realises that he has never shown Lisa enough attention, so he buys her a pony. (35 minutes)
• 12:20pm The Simpsons: Saturdays of Thunder: Paranoid that he is not a good father to Bart, Homer helps his son build a soapbox racer for a big race. But then Bart gets a better offer. (30 minutes)
• 12:50pm The Simpsons: Bart the Lover: Using an assumed identity, Bart answers his teacher Mrs Krabappel's personal ad, while Flanders vows to shave off his moustache if Homer can stop swearing. (35 minutes)
• 7:00pm The Simpsons: The Daughter Also Rises: Marge and Lisa's mother-daughter Valentine's Day plans face a hitch when Lisa meets Nick, an intellectual romantic who shares her passion for culture. (S23 Ep13, 22) (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm Hollyoaks: It's sentencing day for Cleo and she is nervous as to what the future holds for her. Will Nathan get justice for Rachel? Grace is suspicious when two blasts from her past turn up. (30 minutes)
• 10:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Janine has been kicked by a horse and had to crawl across two fields to call for help. George's motorbike collided with a car and he was catapulted into the windscreen. (S11 Ep3) (1 hour)
• 11:00pm An Immigrant's Guide to Britain: Comedian Henning Wehn and his gang of first-generation immigrants provide an irreverent guide to life in Britain. This episode explores caravans, rugby, the weather and more. (Ep1, 3) (30 minutes)

More4 (14)

• 12:10am Father Ted: And God Created Woman: Novelist Polly Clarke, author of the steamy novel Bejewelled with Kisses, comes to stay on the island and Ted believes she has fallen for him. (S1 Ep5, 7) (35 minutes)
• 12:45am Father Ted: Hell: Fathers Ted, Dougal and Jack take their annual holiday to Kilkelly Caravan Park. With two 'places of interest' to visit, it's an incredibly exciting two weeks. (S2 Ep1, 10) (35 minutes)
• 2:20am Grand Designs New Zealand: Brand new series: A couple build a straw bale house, featuring curved walls and a spiral staircase, on an exposed rocky outcrop near Wanaka in the Otago region of the South Island. (Ep7, 8) (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 8:55am Jamie's 15 Minute Meals: Jamie Oliver rustles up lamb meatballs, chop salad and harissa yoghurt, plus a delicious chicken salad. (40 minutes)
• 11:00am White Christmas: (1954) Classic festive musical. Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye star as ex-servicemen who stage a musical to save their former commanding officer's skiiing business. With Rosemary Clooney. (2 hours 25 minutes)
• 7:55pm Grand Designs: Kevin McCloud visits a couple who have given up everything in the UK to start a new life in a remote part of central France, restoring a massive dilapidated 18th-century manor house. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 9:00pm The Supervet: Ruth and Chris have spent their lives rescuing stray animals. Can Noel save their three-legged cat Jersey? There's also a dog with a dodgy elbow and a two-metre-tall Great Dane. (S4 Ep9) (1 hour)
• 10:00pm One Born Every Minute: This episode features One Born's first home birth, as well as a baby arriving in the hospital car park! And a new dad who used to be homeless dreams of settling down with his baby's mum. (1 hour 5 minutes)

Film4 (15)

• 11:00am The Lady Vanishes: (1979) Elliott Gould and Cybill Shepherd star in this remake of Hitchcock's thriller as a pair thrown into a world of political intrigue while on a train travelling through pre-war Germany. (2 hours 5 minutes)
• 9:00pm The World's End: (2013) Sci-fi comedy with Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Martin Freeman. During a pub crawl, a group of old school friends discover a scary threat to humankind. Very strong language, violence. (2 hours 10 minutes)

Really (17)

• 11:00am The Great Sport Relief Bake Off: Mel Giedroyc hosts as actress Sarah Hadland, gardener Joe Swift, botanist James Wong and actress Angela Griffin compete for the first Sport Relief Bake Off crown. (1 hour)
• 12:00pm The Great Sport Relief Bake Off: Mel Giedroyc hosts as choreographer Arlene Phillips, Radio 4's Fi Glover, presenter Saira Khan and art historian Gus Casely-Hayford compete for the bake-off crown. (1 hour)
• 1:00pm The Great Sport Relief Bake Off: Mel Giedroyc hosts as presenter Anita Rani, fashion designer Pearl Lowe, BBC weatherman Alex Deakin and historian Alex Langlands have their baking skills tested. (1 hour)
• 2:00pm The Great Sport Relief Bake Off: The charity bake off special reaches its climax as the winners of the three heats face their final challenges before Mary and Paul must decide who is the champion. (1 hour)
• 3:00pm Fantasy Homes by the Sea: Sicily: Pipe dreams of pelagic property become a reality as Jenni Falconer helps couples look for idyllic houses both at home and abroad. Sun-drenched Sicily beckons this time. (1 hour)
• 4:00pm Fantasy Homes by the Sea: Cumbria: Join Jenni Falconer for more sensational seaside searches, as she helps couples relocate to be near the water. This time, the Cumbrian coastline calls. (1 hour)

Yesterday (19)

• 7:15am Find My Past: The Great Escape: Three relatives of POWs who were detained by the Germans at Stalag Luft III hear of their ancestors' integral roles in an audacious Allied escape attempt in 1943. (45 minutes)
• 8:00am Find My Past: Dunkirk: Hear of the extraordinary role played by six cockle boats from Essex in the stirring Dunkirk evacuation of 1940. Chris Hollins meets veterans and relatives of those involved. (1 hour)
• 1:00pm The Road to Dunkirk: Learn more about the daring World War II operation dubbed the 'Miracle of Dunkirk', in which surrounded British soldiers were evacuated by boat from northern France. (1 hour)
• 6:00pm The Road to Dunkirk: Learn more about the daring World War II operation dubbed the 'Miracle of Dunkirk', in which surrounded British soldiers were evacuated by boat from northern France. (1 hour)
• 11:00pm The Road to Dunkirk: Learn more about the daring World War II operation dubbed the 'Miracle of Dunkirk', in which surrounded British soldiers were evacuated by boat from northern France. (1 hour)

Drama (20)

• 8:00pm Dalziel and Pascoe: The Dig: Another feature-length adventure for the crimebusting duo. A mutilated body is found by an archaeological team who are in search of an ancient burial site in Yorkshire. (2 hours)
• 10:00pm Dalziel and Pascoe: Dust Thou Art: Warren Clarke is the grizzled detective teamed with idealistic Colin Buchanan in the popular mystery drama. Multiple corpses lead our heroes to an arts centre. (2 hours)

5 USA (21)

• 12:55am CSI: Miami: Payback: American drama series focusing on the work of the Miami forensics department. The CSIs investigate when a rapist is brutally murdered after his identity was exposed. (S4 Ep 11) (1 hour)
• 1:55am CSI: Miami: By the Book: Called to the isolated mansion of a well-known horror writer, Horatio and the team find a young woman hanging upside down, drained of blood and with bite marks on her neck. (S10 ... (55 minutes)
• 12:00pm CSI: Miami: Just Murdered: Crime drama series. An extremely messy divorce leads to three murders in the same day, and Delko finds his competence challenged in court. (S5 Ep 21) (1 hour)
• 9:00pm NCIS: Revenge: US naval crime drama series. In retaliation for the murders of Eli David and Jackie Vance, the NCIS team searches for Bodnar, despite orders to relinquish the case. (S10 Ep 22) (1 hour)
• 10:00pm NCIS: New Orleans: US crime drama series. The team reopens a cold case after a gun belonging to a man who died 40 years previously appears at a crime scene. (S1 Ep 10) (1 hour)
• 11:00pm NCIS: New Orleans: Spin-off crime series. The team investigates the murder of a retired navy SEAL who spent his career tracking down people who pose as military personnel. (S1 Ep 11) (55 minutes)
• 11:55pm CSI: Miami: Deviant: American drama series focusing on the work of the Miami forensics department. Alexx campaigns against a convicted sex offender who is subsequently murdered. (S4 Ep 16) (1 hour)

ITV4 (24)

• 12:05am The Chronicles of Riddick: Sci-fi sequel starring Vin Diesel and Thandie Newton, 2004. When war-like mindbenders seek to subordinate the universe, peacekeepers enlist the help of a convict (1 hour 10 minutes)
• 1:15am Minder: All About Scoring, Innit?: Comedy drama series about a loveable rogue. Terry has to mind Danny Varrow when the gambling, womanising, boozing footballer leaves his club in the lurch. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 6:30am Minder: Not a Bad Lad, Dad: Drama series about a rogue and his reluctant sidekick. Terry arrives home to find a nine-year-old boy on his doorstep - a minding job he hadn't anticipated! (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 11:00pm 30 Days of Night: Contemporary horror starring Josh Hartnett and Melissa George, 2007. A horde of rampaging vampires descend upon an Alaskan town during the Arctic winter's month of total darkness (1 hour 5 minutes)

Home (25)

• 3:00am Celebrity Fantasy Homes: Gaby Roslin house hunts for the stars. Right Said Fred brothers Fred and Richard Fairbrass want to move into a two-and-a-half million pound country house with their mum. (1 hour)
• 7:00am DIY SOS: Nick Knowles packs up his drill and heads off to help more people in DIY need. The team help Angie and Paul in South Wales, who have bought an old farmhouse to renovate. (30 minutes)
• 7:30am DIY SOS: Home improvement problems remedied by Nick Knowles. The team visit Ipswich to help Jason and Toni Meekings, who have been transforming their three-bed house into something bigger. (30 minutes)
• 8:00am DIY SOS: Romford: More impressive home makeovers. In Romford, the Morris family want to turn their loft into a space that will give Sharon's autistic 17-year-old son some independence. (30 minutes)
• 8:30am DIY SOS: West Bromwich: Nick Knowles remedies DIY dilemmas. Debbie wants a space where she can spend quality time with son Tyler, but her heart condition means she can't do the work herself. (30 minutes)
• 9:00am DIY SOS: Home transformations with Nick Knowles. The Law family's youngest daughter requires round-the-clock medical care, so they need to adapt their Stoke-on-Trent home. (30 minutes)
• 10:00am DIY SOS: Lively home improvement series with Nick Knowles. Here, the DIY SOS decorators face the challenge of rebuilding homes damaged by summer flooding in Toll Bar near Doncaster. (1 hour)
• 2:00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build: Misterton: Inspirational home makeovers. Nick and the team head to Misterton to help a grieving family transform their house, but will a blizzard put a stop to this big build? (1 hour)
• 3:00pm DIY SOS: Home transformations with Nick Knowles. The Law family's youngest daughter requires round-the-clock medical care, so they need to adapt their Stoke-on-Trent home. (30 minutes)
• 4:00pm DIY SOS: Lively home improvement series with Nick Knowles. Here, the DIY SOS decorators face the challenge of rebuilding homes damaged by summer flooding in Toll Bar near Doncaster. (1 hour)
• 8:00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build: Misterton: Inspirational home makeovers. Nick and the team head to Misterton to help a grieving family transform their house, but will a blizzard put a stop to this big build? (1 hour)
• 9:00pm Escape to the Country: Scottish Borders: Property series. Aled Jones helps a couple of wildfowl enthusiasts find a home with five acres of land, a large kitchen, three bedrooms and some naturally-fed ponds. (1 hour)
• 10:00pm Escape to the Country: Jules Hudson is in East Devon helping a couple who are moving back to the UK from Spain and are armed with a budget of 500,000 pounds. (1 hour)
• 11:00pm DIY SOS: Home transformations with Nick Knowles. The Law family's youngest daughter requires round-the-clock medical care, so they need to adapt their Stoke-on-Trent home. (30 minutes)

ITV2+1 (27)

• 12:00am Family Guy: The Simpsons Guy: Part 1: Animated comedy. Peter and the Griffins flee Quahog and end up in Springfield, where they are greeted by a friendly stranger named Homer Simpson. (30 minutes)
• 12:30am Family Guy: The Simpsons Guy: Part 2: Animated comedy. Peter and the Griffins flee Quahog and end up in Springfield, where they are greeted by a friendly stranger named Homer Simpson. (30 minutes)
• 1:00am American Dad!: Jones for a Smith: Animated series. Stan unwittingly takes crack cocaine, believing it to be a cold remedy, and he soon becomes hooked on it. (30 minutes)
• 1:30am American Dad!: May the Best Stan Win: Animated series. Stan gives Francine love coupons for Valentine's Day, but refuses to credit them when he becomes preoccupied with his own CIA cyborg. (25 minutes)
• 1:55am The Cleveland Show: Skip Day: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Cleveland is embarrassed when he learns that Cleveland Jr was the only pupil in school on a day when all other pupils have bunked off. (30 minutes)
• 2:25am The Cleveland Show: Yemen Party: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Donna joins a women's support group and complains about how Cleveland treats her. Cleveland Jr and Rallo tackle school bully Rodney. (25 minutes)
• 9:00am Emmerdale: Holly's life hangs in the balance. Nicola toys with Jimmy. Liv focuses on her plan. (30 minutes)
• 10:25am Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas: Live-action prequel starring Mark Addy and Stephen Baldwin, 2000. College leavers Fred and Barney decide to set off for a weekend in Rock Vegas with their two new girlfriends (1 hour)
• 11:30am Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas: Live-action prequel starring Mark Addy and Stephen Baldwin, 2000. College leavers Fred and Barney decide to set off for a weekend in Rock Vegas with their two new girlfriends (40 minutes)
• 1:15pm Emmerdale: Holly's life hangs in the balance. Nicola toys with Jimmy. Liv focuses on her plan. (25 minutes)
• 5:40pm Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang: Family comedy starring Emma Thompson and Ralph Fiennes, 2010. Nanny McPhee helps a young mother who is trying to run the family farm while her husband is away at war (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 6:50pm Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang: Family comedy starring Emma Thompson and Ralph Fiennes, 2010. Nanny McPhee helps a young mother who is trying to run the family farm while her husband is away at war (1 hour)
• 11:30pm Family Guy: Stewie Is Enceinte: Animation series. Stewie tries to get closer to Brian by impregnating himself with his DNA. Peter and the guys attempt to make a viral internet video. (30 minutes)

E4 (28)

• 2:15am Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Brand new series - Absolution: With Hive's master plan finally revealed, Coulson and his team of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents must spring into action and get ready for a deadly battle. (S3 Ep21, 22) (45 minutes)
• 3:00am New Girl: The Right Thing: Jess gate-crashes a funeral, hoping to delete a 'sext' that she recently sent to the deceased, an attractive young man from Coach's gym. (S4 Ep19, 22) (25 minutes)
• 3:25am Hollyoaks Omnibus: Sienna makes a life-changing decision. Scott confesses a secret that has heartbreaking results. It's the wedding of the year, but will the groom make it in time? (2 hours 35 minutes)
• 7:35am Hollyoaks: Ellie decides to play Cupid again, but will her arrow hit its target? Celine is forced to become a detective when Cleo tries to outsmart her. Sienna is rocked when a lie is exposed. (30 minutes)
• 9:00am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: New Captain: After Holt is transferred to the NYPD Department of Public Relations, the arrival of a new captain causes the precinct to dissolve into chaos. (S3 Ep1, 23) (30 minutes)
• 9:30am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Funeral: The precinct gets another personnel change, putting Peralta and Santiago's budding relationship at risk. Boyle is attracted to a fellow officer. (S3 Ep2, 23) (30 minutes)
• 1:00pm The Big Bang Theory: Howardette: The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary: In the first in a stack of 12 episodes of the US comedy charting the romance of Howard Wolowitz and his wife Bernadette, Penny fixes Howard up on a date. (30 minutes)
• 1:30pm The Big Bang Theory: Howardette: The Plimpton Stimulation: As the stack of 12 episodes charting the romance between Howard Wolowitz and his wife Bernadette continues, Howard tells Raj that he and Bernadette have split up. (30 minutes)
• 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: Howardette: The Hot Troll Deviation: Howard's attempts to win back Bernadette reveal an embarrassing secret, while Sheldon and Raj have trouble working together. Katee Sackhoff and George Takei guest. (30 minutes)
• 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: Howardette: The Herb Garden Germination: Sheldon and Amy experiment on their friends by spreading gossip. Howard takes a big step in his relationship with Bernadette when he considers proposing to her. (30 minutes)
• 3:00pm The Big Bang Theory: Howardette: The Engagement Reaction: Howard tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette, but the news lands his mum in hospital. Sheldon worries he may have been exposed to other people's germs. (30 minutes)
• 3:30pm The Big Bang Theory: Howardette: The Shiny Trinket Maneuver: Sheldon belittles Amy's career. Howard notices that Bernadette can't stand being around children when they perform a magic show at his nephew's birthday party. (30 minutes)
• 4:00pm The Big Bang Theory: Howardette: The Countdown Reflection: Bernadette decides she wants to marry Howard before he goes into space. They rush to organise a wedding ceremony but their plans go awry. Can their friends help? (30 minutes)
• 4:30pm The Big Bang Theory: Howardette: The Romance Resonance: Sheldon accidentally stumbles on an important scientific breakthrough but is embarrassed by the attention he receives. Howard makes a romantic gesture to Bernadette. (30 minutes)
• 5:00pm The Big Bang Theory: Howardette: The Septum Deviation: Leonard has minor surgery on his nose. When they hear that Raj's parents are about to get divorced, Howard and Bernadette are motivated to work on their own marriage. (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm The Big Bang Theory: Howardette: The Spock Resonance: While being interviewed, Sheldon struggles to suppress his emotions about his break-up with Amy. Howard and Bernadette argue over plans to renovate his childhood home. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: Howardette: The Valentino Submergence: Sheldon and Amy host a live episode of Fun with Flags, Leonard and Penny grapple with getting older, while Howard and Bernadette find a surprise in their hot tub. (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: Howardette: The Positive Negative Reaction: Bernadette becomes concerned when Howard freaks out over her big announcement in the last of 12 episodes of the US comedy charting the Wolowitz romance. (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm The Goldbergs: A Kick-Ass Risky Business Party: Lainey, Erica and Barry plan a big party at Lainey's house while her father is away, but the gathering gets out of control. (S3 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
• 8:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary: Sheldon is irked when Star Trek actor Wil Wheaton (guest starring as himself) takes part in the same contest as him due to a childhood snub. (S3 Ep5, 23) (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Plimpton Stimulation: When Sheldon meets a famous physicist online, he invites her over to the apartment, where she spends her time flirting with Leonard. (S3 Ep21, 23) (30 minutes)
• 10:00pm New: Empire: Brand new series - Past Is Prologue: Jamal refuses to create music until his family makes peace. Federal agents want Anika to testify against Lucious. Cookie calls a meeting. (S2 Ep18, 18) (1 hour)
• 11:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Wildebeest Implementation: Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
• 11:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)

E4+1 (29)

• 12:00am The Inbetweeners: The Field Trip: It's a new term at Rudge Park comprehensive school and the infamous sociology and geography field trip to Swanage is looming. (S2 Ep1, 6) (35 minutes)
• 12:35am The Inbetweeners: Work Experience: Jay arranges work experience for himself and Simon at his dad's company, but a mix-up leaves Neil at a newspaper and Will at a garage. (S2 Ep2, 6) (35 minutes)
• 3:15am Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Brand new series - Absolution: With Hive's master plan finally revealed, Coulson and his team of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents must spring into action and get ready for a deadly battle. (S3 Ep21, 22) (45 minutes)
• 4:00am New Girl: The Right Thing: Jess gate-crashes a funeral, hoping to delete a 'sext' that she recently sent to the deceased, an attractive young man from Coach's gym. (S4 Ep19, 22) (25 minutes)
• 4:25am Hollyoaks Omnibus: Sienna makes a life-changing decision. Scott confesses a secret that has heartbreaking results. It's the wedding of the year, but will the groom make it in time? (2 hours 35 minutes)
• 8:35am Hollyoaks: Ellie decides to play Cupid again, but will her arrow hit its target? Celine is forced to become a detective when Cleo tries to outsmart her. Sienna is rocked when a lie is exposed. (30 minutes)
• 10:00am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: New Captain: After Holt is transferred to the NYPD Department of Public Relations, the arrival of a new captain causes the precinct to dissolve into chaos. (S3 Ep1, 23) (30 minutes)
• 10:30am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Funeral: The precinct gets another personnel change, putting Peralta and Santiago's budding relationship at risk. Boyle is attracted to a fellow officer. (S3 Ep2, 23) (30 minutes)
• 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: Howardette: The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary: In the first in a stack of 12 episodes of the US comedy charting the romance of Howard Wolowitz and his wife Bernadette, Penny fixes Howard up on a date. (30 minutes)
• 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: Howardette: The Plimpton Stimulation: As the stack of 12 episodes charting the romance between Howard Wolowitz and his wife Bernadette continues, Howard tells Raj that he and Bernadette have split up. (30 minutes)
• 3:00pm The Big Bang Theory: Howardette: The Hot Troll Deviation: Howard's attempts to win back Bernadette reveal an embarrassing secret, while Sheldon and Raj have trouble working together. Katee Sackhoff and George Takei guest. (30 minutes)
• 3:30pm The Big Bang Theory: Howardette: The Herb Garden Germination: Sheldon and Amy experiment on their friends by spreading gossip. Howard takes a big step in his relationship with Bernadette when he considers proposing to her. (30 minutes)
• 4:00pm The Big Bang Theory: Howardette: The Engagement Reaction: Howard tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette, but the news lands his mum in hospital. Sheldon worries he may have been exposed to other people's germs. (30 minutes)
• 4:30pm The Big Bang Theory: Howardette: The Shiny Trinket Maneuver: Sheldon belittles Amy's career. Howard notices that Bernadette can't stand being around children when they perform a magic show at his nephew's birthday party. (30 minutes)
• 5:00pm The Big Bang Theory: Howardette: The Countdown Reflection: Bernadette decides she wants to marry Howard before he goes into space. They rush to organise a wedding ceremony but their plans go awry. Can their friends help? (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm The Big Bang Theory: Howardette: The Romance Resonance: Sheldon accidentally stumbles on an important scientific breakthrough but is embarrassed by the attention he receives. Howard makes a romantic gesture to Bernadette. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: Howardette: The Septum Deviation: Leonard has minor surgery on his nose. When they hear that Raj's parents are about to get divorced, Howard and Bernadette are motivated to work on their own marriage. (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: Howardette: The Spock Resonance: While being interviewed, Sheldon struggles to suppress his emotions about his break-up with Amy. Howard and Bernadette argue over plans to renovate his childhood home. (30 minutes)
• 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: Howardette: The Valentino Submergence: Sheldon and Amy host a live episode of Fun with Flags, Leonard and Penny grapple with getting older, while Howard and Bernadette find a surprise in their hot tub. (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: Howardette: The Positive Negative Reaction: Bernadette becomes concerned when Howard freaks out over her big announcement in the last of 12 episodes of the US comedy charting the Wolowitz romance. (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm The Goldbergs: A Kick-Ass Risky Business Party: Lainey, Erica and Barry plan a big party at Lainey's house while her father is away, but the gathering gets out of control. (S3 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary: Sheldon is irked when Star Trek actor Wil Wheaton (guest starring as himself) takes part in the same contest as him due to a childhood snub. (S3 Ep5, 23) (30 minutes)
• 9:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Plimpton Stimulation: When Sheldon meets a famous physicist online, he invites her over to the apartment, where she spends her time flirting with Leonard. (S3 Ep21, 23) (30 minutes)
• 11:00pm New: Empire: Brand new series - Past Is Prologue: Jamal refuses to create music until his family makes peace. Federal agents want Anika to testify against Lucious. Cookie calls a meeting. (S2 Ep18, 18) (1 hour)

5STAR (30)

• 2:00am Wentworth Prison: Graphic drama series set inside a women's prison. Bea uses Fletch to drive a wedge between Vera and Ferguson, setting a chain of events in motion. (S3 Ep 11)
• (1 hour)
• 3:00pm Neighbours: Brad and Terese threaten to ruin Steph. Xanthe realises that she has made a mistake and calls off her cosmetic surgery. Ned misreads Lauren's intentions and goes in for a kiss. (30 minutes)
• 3:30pm Home and Away: Zac struggles over whether or not to help Tank. Kat's relationship with Dylan takes an unsettling turn. Maddy and Matt start to see through the fog of their cyber bullying. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm Neighbours: Brad and Terese threaten to ruin Steph. Xanthe realises that she has made a mistake and calls off her cosmetic surgery. Ned misreads Lauren's intentions and goes in for a kiss. (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Home and Away: Evie gets her Tank tattoo removed and Josh proposes to her. Billie tries to let VJ down gently. Zac blames himself for Tank's stabbing. Josh confronts Tank in hospital. (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm Jonah Hex: Action adventure starring Josh Brolin and John Malkovich. A disfigured bounty hunter sets out for revenge against a confederate general who murdered his family. (2010) (1 hour)
• 10:05pm Jonah Hex: Action adventure starring Josh Brolin and John Malkovich. A disfigured bounty hunter sets out for revenge against a confederate general who murdered his family. (2010) (35 minutes)

ITV+1 (33)

• 11:30am The Secret of My Success: Comedy starring Michael J Fox and Helen Slater, 1987. An affable young man from the country seeks his fortune in New York by adopting the guise of a city executive (2 hours 5 minutes)
• 8:00pm Emmerdale: Moira is left reeling by Cain's actions. Liv throws a party. Finn makes progress with his brothers. (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm Coronation Street: David points the finger. Sinead gets the wrong end of the stick. (30 minutes)
• 9:30pm Coronation Street: The Platts and Grimshaws go head-to-head. Sinead misreads the signals. (30 minutes)
• 11:15pm Class of 92: Cinematic documentary examining the rise to prominence and global sporting superstardom of six supremely talented young Manchester United footballers. (1 hour 50 minutes)

Channel 5+1 (44)

• 12:25pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Reality series filmed at the Balham Park Surgery. Dr Chris Pearce meets an anxious vicar who is concerned that a bloodshot eye will prevent him leading a funeral the next day. (S3 Ep 17) (55 minutes)
• 1:25pm Home and Away: Zac struggles over whether or not to help Tank. Kat's relationship with Dylan takes an unsettling turn. Maddy and Matt start to see through the fog of their cyber bullying. (35 minutes)
• 2:00pm Neighbours: Brad and Terese threaten to ruin Steph. Xanthe realises that she has made a mistake and calls off her cosmetic surgery. Ned misreads Lauren's intentions and goes in for a kiss. (30 minutes)
• 2:30pm NCIS: Truth or Consequences: Crime drama series involving Navy and Marine Corps personnel. As the team searches for Ziva's replacement, the past still weighs heavily on everybody's minds. (S7 Ep 1) (1 hour)
• 6:30pm Neighbours: Brad and Terese threaten to ruin Steph. Xanthe realises that she has made a mistake and calls off her cosmetic surgery. Ned misreads Lauren's intentions and goes in for a kiss. (30 minutes)
• 7:00pm Home and Away: Zac struggles over whether or not to help Tank. Kat's relationship with Dylan takes an unsettling turn. Maddy and Matt start to see through the fog of their cyber bullying. (30 minutes)
• 11:00pm New: Gotham: Wrath Of The Villains: Drama series set in pre-Batman Gotham City. Theo Galavan is back from the grave, and death has not deterred the demented former mayor from carrying out his mission. (S2 Ep 20) (1 hour)

Film4+1 (45)

• 12:20am Law Abiding Citizen: (2010) Thriller. Gerard Butler plays a man who, after seeing the killer of his family walk free, vows revenge on everyone involved in the case. Brutal torture, violence, strong language. (2 hours 5 minutes)
• 12:00pm The Lady Vanishes: (1979) Elliott Gould and Cybill Shepherd star in this remake of Hitchcock's thriller as a pair thrown into a world of political intrigue while on a train travelling through pre-war Germany. (2 hours 5 minutes)
• 10:00pm The World's End: (2013) Sci-fi comedy with Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Martin Freeman. During a pub crawl, a group of old school friends discover a scary threat to humankind. Very strong language, violence. (2 hours 10 minutes)

Challenge (46)

• 8:00am Golden Balls: In a game of truth and bluff, contestants try to find which of the 100 golden balls conceal life-changing amounts of cash and which contain the dreaded killer balls. (1 hour)

4seven (47)

• 1:50am Undercover: Inside Britain's...: ...Children's Services: Dispatches goes undercover in Birmingham City Council's children's services department, which Ofsted's Chief Inspector described as a national disgrace in 2013. (50 minutes)
• 2:40am Yeti: Myth, Man or Beast?: Is the Yeti a marginalised species of human? Or perhaps an unknown bear species? Mark Evans and leading international geneticists use cutting-edge DNA analysis to examine the evidence. (55 minutes)
• 3:35am Eating Well with Hemsley + Hemsley: Jasmine and Melissa bake gluten-free, grain-free treats such as cinnamon banana bread and gingernut cookies, and visit two urban beekeepers who are making raw honey with London bees. (Ep3) (30 minutes)
• 4:05am Travel Man: 48 Hours in Paris: Richard Ayoade and Mel Giedroyc do a Paris le weekend, with snails, absinthe, a cordon bleu cookery course, bespoke perfume and an art tour. (S2 Ep2, 4) (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm George Clarke's Amazing Homes...: ...on Wheels: George looks back at some incredible feats of engineering, from the scrap Learjet turned into a luxury garden studio to a mobile cinema and a Jeep made into a cocktail bar. (1 hour)
• 10:00pm How to Get a Council House: This episode meets people who've come to the UK from abroad and have to turn to the council for housing. But getting a council house isn't easy, even if you're facing homelessness. (S4 Ep3) (1 hour)
• 11:00pm Britain's Weirdest Council Houses: This documentary meets council tenants who've made their homes unique and eccentric, from a replica of the Sistine Chapel to the interior of a merchant navy ship in an 11th-floor flat. (1 hour)

Channel 5+24 (55)

• 2:15am Neighbours: Paige fears that she has lost John forever. Sonya is thrown when Walter tells a story about her parents. Charlie hits Archie for making a crack about Steph being crazy. (35 minutes)
• 2:50am Neighbours: Paige sets out to discredit Mandy's claim. Piper and Ben try to convince Xanthe not to go through with a breast augmentation. Faced with a long jail term, Paul leaves Erinsborough. (20 minutes)

5USA+1 (83)

• 12:00am CSI: Miami: Crime drama series. When an unpopular receptionist is murdered in an office, a number of her colleagues become suspects. (S8 Ep 17) (55 minutes)
• 12:55am CSI: Miami: Skeletons: American drama series. The team is called to investigate the discovery of a corpse during a volleyball tournament. (S4 Ep 15) (1 hour)
• 1:55am CSI: Miami: Payback: American drama series focusing on the work of the Miami forensics department. The CSIs investigate when a rapist is brutally murdered after his identity was exposed. (S4 Ep 11) (1 hour)
• 2:55am CSI: Miami: By the Book: Called to the isolated mansion of a well-known horror writer, Horatio and the team find a young woman hanging upside down, drained of blood and with bite marks on her neck. (S10 ... (55 minutes)
• 10:00pm NCIS: Revenge: US naval crime drama series. In retaliation for the murders of Eli David and Jackie Vance, the NCIS team searches for Bodnar, despite orders to relinquish the case. (S10 Ep 22) (1 hour)
• 11:00pm NCIS: New Orleans: US crime drama series. The team reopens a cold case after a gun belonging to a man who died 40 years previously appears at a crime scene. (S1 Ep 10) (1 hour)

BBC One HD (101)

• 9:00am Council House Crackdown: 6, 10. Reality series following housing fraud investigators. How one tenant used four identities and two social housing flats to make more than £300,000 in unlawful profits. (45 minutes)
• 12:00pm Bargain Hunt: Oswestry: Antiques challenge. Tim Wonnacott presents as two scuba divers take on a pair of marathon runners. Experts Jonathan Pratt and David Harper are on hand to assist. (1 hour)
• 3:00pm Escape to the Country: Oxfordshire: Property series. Jules Hudson and Nicki Chapman showcase the county of Oxfordshire, looking back on two house searches with two couples there. (1 hour)
• 8:00pm EastEnders: Lauren is back in Albert Square, but how will her friends and family react to her return? Roxy makes a decision about her future. (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm A Midsummer Night's Dream: Classic Shakespeare play adapted for television by Russell T Davies. In the tyrannical court of Athens, pitiless dictator Theseus plans his wedding to Hippolyta, a prisoner of war. (1 hour 30 minutes)

BBC Two HD (102)

• 1:45am Holby City: When I Grow Up: Arthur is desperate to prove his worth but runs into trouble. Oliver grabs his chance to get back with Zosia, but disaster strikes when he crosses a line. (1 hour)
• 6:00am Council House Crackdown: 5, 10. Reality series following housing fraud investigators. Here, they catch out a married man who pretends to be single so that he can keep his housing association flat for his son. (45 minutes)
• 11:45am 102 Dalmatians: In this sequel to 101 Dalmatians, Cruella de Vil (Glenn Close) is out of prison and seemingly a changed woman. But she soon returns to her old tricks. (1 hour 35 minutes)
• 5:45pm Bargain Hunt: Lincoln: Antiques challenge. Bargain Hunt heads to the Lincolnshire showground as the red and blue teams scour an antique fair for items to take to auction. Tim Wonnacott presides. (45 minutes)
• 9:00pm The Great British Sewing Bee: Lingerie Week: Amateur sewers test their sewing and dressmaking skills. The sewers take on delicate lingerie, working with fiddly pattern pieces and the most delicate fabric. (1 hour)
• 10:00pm Upstart Crow: 4, 6. Love is Not Love: Comedy about William Shakespeare. Will has completed his final sonnet and senses literary immortality just around the corner. (30 minutes)
• 10:30pm The Real Versailles: Lucy Worsley and Helen Castor tell the real-life stories behind one of the world's grandest buildings, revealing the Machiavellian world that Louis XIV created and inhabited. (55 minutes)

ITV HD (103)

• 10:30am The Secret of My Success: Comedy starring Michael J Fox and Helen Slater, 1987. An affable young man from the country seeks his fortune in New York by adopting the guise of a city executive (2 hours 5 minutes)
• 7:00pm Emmerdale: Moira is left reeling by Cain's actions. Liv throws a party. Finn makes progress with his brothers. (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm Coronation Street: David points the finger. Sinead gets the wrong end of the stick. (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm Coronation Street: The Platts and Grimshaws go head-to-head. Sinead misreads the signals. (30 minutes)
• 10:15pm Class of 92: Cinematic documentary examining the rise to prominence and global sporting superstardom of six supremely talented young Manchester United footballers. (1 hour 50 minutes)

Channel 4 HD (104)

• 9:15am The Big Bang Theory: The Robotic Manipulation: Penny tags along to Sheldon's first date with a woman he's been texting for months. Howard finds a new use for a robotic arm. (S4 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
• 9:45am The Big Bang Theory: The 21-Second Excitation: The gang's plans to attend a film screening are scuppered by Sheldon's nemesis Wil Wheaton. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to her first slumber party. (S4 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
• 10:15am The Big Bang Theory: The Boyfriend Complexity: When Penny's father comes to visit, Leonard discovers her parents still think that he and Penny are a couple, so he takes advantage of the situation. (S4 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
• 10:45am The Simpsons: Lisa's Pony: When he ruins her saxophone recital, Homer realises that he has never shown Lisa enough attention, so he buys her a pony. (35 minutes)
• 11:20am The Simpsons: Saturdays of Thunder: Paranoid that he is not a good father to Bart, Homer helps his son build a soapbox racer for a big race. But then Bart gets a better offer. (30 minutes)
• 11:50am The Simpsons: Bart the Lover: Using an assumed identity, Bart answers his teacher Mrs Krabappel's personal ad, while Flanders vows to shave off his moustache if Homer can stop swearing. (35 minutes)
• 6:00pm The Simpsons: The Daughter Also Rises: Marge and Lisa's mother-daughter Valentine's Day plans face a hitch when Lisa meets Nick, an intellectual romantic who shares her passion for culture. (S23 Ep13, 22) (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Hollyoaks: It's sentencing day for Cleo and she is nervous as to what the future holds for her. Will Nathan get justice for Rachel? Grace is suspicious when two blasts from her past turn up. (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Janine has been kicked by a horse and had to crawl across two fields to call for help. George's motorbike collided with a car and he was catapulted into the windscreen. (S11 Ep3) (1 hour)
• 10:00pm An Immigrant's Guide to Britain: Comedian Henning Wehn and his gang of first-generation immigrants provide an irreverent guide to life in Britain. This episode explores caravans, rugby, the weather and more. (Ep1, 3) (30 minutes)
• 11:20pm 24 Hours in Police Custody: The number of incidents of domestic abuse reported to Bedfordshire Police has surged to over 200 a week. And it can be difficult to navigate personal stories of real-life drama. (S4 Ep6) (1 hour)

BBC Four HD (106)

• 12:30am World War Two: 1945 & the Wheelchair...: ...President. David Reynolds re-examines the war leadership of American president Franklin Roosevelt, who inspired millions with stirring visions of a new and better postwar world. (1 hour 30 minutes)
• 2:00am Going Going Gone: Nick Broomfield's...: ...Disappearing Britain. Profiles of two iconic buildings threatened with demolition in Liverpool and Cardiff. (1 hour)
• 8:00pm Dan Cruickshank: At Home with the...: ...British. 2, 3. The Terrace: Dan is in Liverpool to explore the terrace, the home more Britons live in than any other. (1 hour)
• 9:00pm New: Storm Troupers: The Fight to...: ...Forecast the Weather. 2, 3. How modern weather forecasting was born amid 20th-century disasters like war and famine. (1 hour)
• 10:00pm Catch Me if You Can: True story about a teenage con man who cashed fake cheques worth over $2.5 million. Contains some strong language. (2 hours 15 minutes)

Channel 4+1 HD (109)

• 10:15am The Big Bang Theory: The Robotic Manipulation: Penny tags along to Sheldon's first date with a woman he's been texting for months. Howard finds a new use for a robotic arm. (S4 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
• 10:45am The Big Bang Theory: The 21-Second Excitation: The gang's plans to attend a film screening are scuppered by Sheldon's nemesis Wil Wheaton. Penny and Bernadette invite Amy to her first slumber party. (S4 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
• 11:15am The Big Bang Theory: The Boyfriend Complexity: When Penny's father comes to visit, Leonard discovers her parents still think that he and Penny are a couple, so he takes advantage of the situation. (S4 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
• 11:45am The Simpsons: Lisa's Pony: When he ruins her saxophone recital, Homer realises that he has never shown Lisa enough attention, so he buys her a pony. (35 minutes)
• 12:20pm The Simpsons: Saturdays of Thunder: Paranoid that he is not a good father to Bart, Homer helps his son build a soapbox racer for a big race. But then Bart gets a better offer. (30 minutes)
• 12:50pm The Simpsons: Bart the Lover: Using an assumed identity, Bart answers his teacher Mrs Krabappel's personal ad, while Flanders vows to shave off his moustache if Homer can stop swearing. (35 minutes)
• 7:00pm The Simpsons: The Daughter Also Rises: Marge and Lisa's mother-daughter Valentine's Day plans face a hitch when Lisa meets Nick, an intellectual romantic who shares her passion for culture. (S23 Ep13, 22) (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm Hollyoaks: It's sentencing day for Cleo and she is nervous as to what the future holds for her. Will Nathan get justice for Rachel? Grace is suspicious when two blasts from her past turn up. (30 minutes)
• 10:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Janine has been kicked by a horse and had to crawl across two fields to call for help. George's motorbike collided with a car and he was catapulted into the windscreen. (S11 Ep3) (1 hour)
• 11:00pm An Immigrant's Guide to Britain: Comedian Henning Wehn and his gang of first-generation immigrants provide an irreverent guide to life in Britain. This episode explores caravans, rugby, the weather and more. (Ep1, 3) (30 minutes)

4seven HD (110)

• 1:50am Undercover: Inside Britain's...: ...Children's Services: Dispatches goes undercover in Birmingham City Council's children's services department, which Ofsted's Chief Inspector described as a national disgrace in 2013. (50 minutes)
• 2:40am Yeti: Myth, Man or Beast?: Is the Yeti a marginalised species of human? Or perhaps an unknown bear species? Mark Evans and leading international geneticists use cutting-edge DNA analysis to examine the evidence. (55 minutes)
• 3:35am Eating Well with Hemsley + Hemsley: Jasmine and Melissa bake gluten-free, grain-free treats such as cinnamon banana bread and gingernut cookies, and visit two urban beekeepers who are making raw honey with London bees. (Ep3) (30 minutes)
• 4:05am Travel Man: 48 Hours in Paris: Richard Ayoade and Mel Giedroyc do a Paris le weekend, with snails, absinthe, a cordon bleu cookery course, bespoke perfume and an art tour. (S2 Ep2, 4) (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm George Clarke's Amazing Homes...: ...on Wheels: George looks back at some incredible feats of engineering, from the scrap Learjet turned into a luxury garden studio to a mobile cinema and a Jeep made into a cocktail bar. (1 hour)
• 10:00pm How to Get a Council House: This episode meets people who've come to the UK from abroad and have to turn to the council for housing. But getting a council house isn't easy, even if you're facing homelessness. (S4 Ep3) (1 hour)
• 11:00pm Britain's Weirdest Council Houses: This documentary meets council tenants who've made their homes unique and eccentric, from a replica of the Sistine Chapel to the interior of a merchant navy ship in an 11th-floor flat. (1 hour)

CBBC (120)

• 7:15am Sidekick: Escape from Razzuma-Traz: Animated series. A new teacher threatens to blast the kids into deep space if they don't pass their exam. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 7:25am Danger Mouse: Never Say Clever Again: Animated series. When the other danger agents become super-smart due to genetically enhanced celery, Danger Mouse might need to find a new job. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 2:40pm My Life: My Voice: 9, 12. Documentary series. Persia is an 11-year-old girl from Leeds who dreams of becoming an opera singer. She and her mother move to London to try to make her dream come true. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm The Dumping Ground: 10, 13. GI Johnny: Drama series. When Johnny tackles a mugger, he discovers hidden talents that point to a possible new future for him. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 6:45pm Danger Mouse: Escape From Big Head: Animated series. Squawkencluck reboots the Big Head base computer, which immediately locks up everyone in a maximum security prison. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 7:00pm Horrible Histories: 9, 13. Historical sketch show. The Vikings launch an advert, Queen Elizabeth I surprises her court with some very odd laws and the Aztec priests sing their gruesome disco song. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm The Dumping Ground: 9, 20. Long Way Home: Drama series. Ryan gets an unexpected text from Harry - it seems that things are going wrong in Harry's foster placement, and it falls to Ryan to rescue him. Also in HD. (30 minutes)

CBeebies (121)

• 7:15am Bing: Swing: Children's animation series. Flop is pushing Bing on the swing in the park when Pando arrives and wants to have a go too. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 7:40am The Furchester Hotel: Furchester TV: Preschool puppet show. Phoebe and Elmo create Furchester TV to avoid a catastrophe when two TV-loving ducks check in and say they cannot miss their favourite shows. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 7:55am Octonauts: The Humuhumunukunukuapua'a: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. The Octopod's waterworks become flooded with frightened humuhumu fish. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 8:05am Mike the Knight: Mike the Knight and Bird Training: Animated series about a young knight in training. Mike is training a bird to run errands for him. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 8:20am Charlie and Lola: You're Coming Home With Me: Children's animation with the siblings. Lola finds a toy rabbit near school and is very worried about it. (10 minutes)
• 9:10am Bing: Ice Cream: Children's animation. Bing and Flop hear the jingle of Gilly's ice cream van and race across the park to find her. Bing accidentally tips his ice cream out of the cone. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 9:20am Bing: Swing: Children's animation series. Flop is pushing Bing on the swing in the park when Pando arrives and wants to have a go too. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
• 9:35am Twirlywoos: Connecting: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos watch a boy tie his shoelace at a bus stop and decide to connect his shoelaces to the shoes of the other passengers. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 11:00am CBeebies: A Midsummer Night's Dream: Join Swashbuckle's Cook and Line as they help William Shakespeare put together a magical production of A Midsummer Night's Dream. Filmed at the Everyman Theatre in Liverpool. Also in HD. (50 minutes)
• 12:00pm Melody: 15, 20. Tiptoe Troll: Melody imagines a story about trolls stealing treasure - including the king's crown. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 12:10pm Balamory: Jungle Story: Series for preschool children based around an island community in Scotland. It is raining in Balamory and Miss Hoolie asks Josie Jump to tell a story about animals. (20 minutes)
• 12:45pm Grandpa in My Pocket: A Day of Spectopular Surprises: Children's comedy about a grandpa who can magically shrink. Mr Mentor the inventor is planning an open day at the lighthouse. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 1:10pm Bing: Ice Cream: Children's animation. Bing and Flop hear the jingle of Gilly's ice cream van and race across the park to find her. Bing accidentally tips his ice cream out of the cone. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 1:20pm Bing: Swing: Children's animation series. Flop is pushing Bing on the swing in the park when Pando arrives and wants to have a go too. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
• 1:35pm Twirlywoos: Connecting: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos watch a boy tie his shoelace at a bus stop and decide to connect his shoelaces to the shoes of the other passengers. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 4:30pm Andy's Prehistoric Adventures: Gastornis and Egg: Preschool adventure series. Andy heads 49 million years back in time to find out the colour of a prehistoric bird's eggs. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 4:45pm Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Bird Trap: Animated series. Mr Tod's efforts to creep up on the rabbits are thwarted by a noisy song thrush, so he cages the bird. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 5:50pm Sarah & Duck: Star Renovation: Animation. Venus has attempted to redecorate the night sky, but now Sarah cannot find any of her favourite constellations. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 6:00pm New: Clangers: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. 34, 52. Star Roses: A special star passes over the planet and as it does, the star roses bloom. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 6:10pm The Adventures of Abney & Teal: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. The Star Stick: Teal wakes up Abney and the Poc-Pocs to help her catch a beautiful shooting star. Also in HD. (10 minutes)

CBBC HD (123)

• 7:15am Sidekick: Escape from Razzuma-Traz: Animated series. A new teacher threatens to blast the kids into deep space if they don't pass their exam. (10 minutes)
• 7:25am Danger Mouse: Never Say Clever Again: Animated series. When all the other danger agents become supersmart due to a batch of genetically-enhanced celery, Danger Mouse might need to find a new job. (15 minutes)
• 2:40pm My Life: My Voice: 9, 12. Documentary series. Persia is an 11-year-old girl from Leeds who dreams of becoming an opera singer. She and her mother move to London to try to make her dream come true. (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm The Dumping Ground: 10, 13. GI Johnny: Drama series. When Johnny tackles a mugger, he discovers hidden talents that point to a possible new future for him. (30 minutes)
• 6:45pm Danger Mouse: Escape From Big Head: Animated series. Squawkencluck reboots the Big Head base computer, which immediately locks up everyone in a maximum security prison. (15 minutes)
• 7:00pm Horrible Histories: 9, 13. Historical sketch show. The Vikings launch an advert, Queen Elizabeth I surprises her court with some very odd laws and the Aztec priests sing their gruesome disco song. (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm The Dumping Ground: 9, 20. Long Way Home: Drama series. Ryan gets an unexpected text from Harry - it seems that things are going wrong in Harry's foster placement, and it falls to Ryan to rescue him. (30 minutes)

CBeebies HD (124)

• 7:15am Bing: Swing: Children's animation series. Flop is pushing Bing on the swing in the park when Pando arrives and wants to have a go too. (10 minutes)
• 7:40am The Furchester Hotel: Furchester TV: Preschool puppet show. Phoebe and Elmo create Furchester TV to avoid a catastrophe when two TV-loving ducks check in and say they cannot miss their favourite shows. (15 minutes)
• 7:55am Octonauts: The Humuhumunukunukuapua'a: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. The Octopod's waterworks become flooded with frightened humuhumu fish. (10 minutes)
• 8:05am Mike the Knight: Mike the Knight and Bird Training: Animated series about a young knight in training. Mike is training a bird to run errands for him. (15 minutes)
• 8:20am Charlie and Lola: You're Coming Home With Me: Children's animation with the siblings. Lola finds a toy rabbit near school and is very worried about it. (10 minutes)
• 9:10am Bing: Ice Cream: Children's animation. Bing and Flop hear the jingle of Gilly's ice cream van and race across the park to find her. Bing accidentally tips his ice cream out of the cone. (10 minutes)
• 9:20am Bing: Swing: Children's animation series. Flop is pushing Bing on the swing in the park when Pando arrives and wants to have a go too. (5 minutes)
• 9:35am Twirlywoos: Connecting: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos watch a boy tie his shoelace at a bus stop and decide to connect his shoelaces to the shoes of the other passengers. (10 minutes)
• 11:00am CBeebies: A Midsummer Night's Dream: Join Swashbuckle's Cook and Line as they help William Shakespeare put together a magical production of A Midsummer Night's Dream. Filmed at the Everyman Theatre in Liverpool. (50 minutes)
• 12:00pm Melody: 15, 20. Tiptoe Troll: Preschool mixed-media music show. Melody listens to In the Hall of the Mountain King, composed by Grieg, and imagines a story about trolls and stolen treasure. (10 minutes)
• 12:10pm Balamory: Jungle Story: Series for preschool children based around an island community in Scotland. It is raining in Balamory and Miss Hoolie asks Josie Jump to tell a story about animals. (20 minutes)
• 12:45pm Grandpa in My Pocket: A Day of Spectopular Surprises: Children's comedy about a grandpa who can magically shrink. Mr Mentor the inventor is planning an open day at the lighthouse. (15 minutes)
• 1:10pm Bing: Ice Cream: Children's animation. Bing and Flop hear the jingle of Gilly's ice cream van and race across the park to find her. Bing accidentally tips his ice cream out of the cone. (10 minutes)
• 1:20pm Bing: Swing: Children's animation series. Flop is pushing Bing on the swing in the park when Pando arrives and wants to have a go too. (5 minutes)
• 1:35pm Twirlywoos: Connecting: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos watch a boy tie his shoelace at a bus stop and decide to connect his shoelaces to the shoes of the other passengers. (10 minutes)
• 4:30pm Andy's Prehistoric Adventures: Gastornis and Egg: Preschool adventure series. Andy heads 49 million years back in time to find out the colour of a prehistoric bird's eggs. (15 minutes)
• 4:45pm Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Bird Trap: Animated series. Mr Tod's efforts to creep up on the rabbits are thwarted by a noisy song thrush, so he cages the bird. (15 minutes)
• 5:50pm Sarah & Duck: Star Renovation: Animation. Venus has attempted to redecorate the night sky, but now Sarah cannot find any of her favourite constellations. (10 minutes)
• 6:00pm New: Clangers: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. 34, 52. Star Roses: Stop-motion animation. A special star passes over the planet and as it does, the star roses bloom. The star appears, but where are the roses? (10 minutes)
• 6:10pm The Adventures of Abney & Teal: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. The Star Stick: Teal wakes up Abney and the Poc-Pocs to help her catch a beautiful shooting star. (10 minutes)

Tuesday 31st May

BBC One (1)

• 9:15am Council House Crackdown: 7, 10. Reality series following housing fraud investigators. Here, they catch up with a woman who unlawfully sublet her two social housing properties while living in a third. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
• 12:30pm Bargain Hunt: Grimsthorpe: Antiques challenge. A newly engaged couple compete against a husband and wife of 43 years, assisted by experts Mark Stacey and David Harper. (30 minutes)
• 1:45pm Doctors: Miss Bates: Emma dreads her appointment with boring patient Martha. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 3:00pm Escape to the Country: North Wales: Property series. Jules Hudson is house-hunting in north Wales with a couple who have a budget of £600,000 to find their perfect property. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
• 7:30pm EastEnders: Ian receives some devastating news. Abi learns a shocking truth. Also in HD. Then BBC News. (30 minutes)
• 8:00pm Holby City: The Sky Is Falling: Zosia has to make a tough choice between Arthur and her career. Dom's loyalty is tested by a familiar face. Bernie and Serena lock horns over Jason's wellbeing. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 9:00pm In the Club: 5, 6. Drama following the lives of new parents. It's the coroner's hearing and Vicky learns her fate. Will she be found responsible for the death of one of her birthing mothers? Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 11:30pm The Truth About Alcohol: A&E doctor Javid Abdelmoneim is on a mission to find out the truth about alcohol, including why the government cut the recommended weekly limit for men by a third in January. Also in HD. (1 hour)

BBC Two (2)

• 12:25am Lose Weight for Love: 1, 4. Documentary series following couples locked in a cycle of overeating. Prof Tanya Byron and her team separate struggling Becky and Phil in a bid to transform their lives. (1 hour)
• 1:25am Mary Beard's Ultimate Rome: Empire...: ...Without Limit. 4, 4. Mary tackles the biggest puzzle of all: why, and how, did the Roman Empire fall? Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 5:45am Council House Crackdown: 6, 10. Reality series following housing fraud investigators. How one tenant used four identities and two social housing flats to make more than £300,000 in unlawful profits. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
• 8:00am The Hairy Bikers' Pubs That Built...: ...Britain. South Wales: Dave unearths pubs that were at the heart of south Wales's coal-mining communities. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 8:30am Great British Railway Journeys: 20, 20. Egham to Henley-on-Thames: Michael Portillo journeys around Britain. In Egham, a perfectly preserved, historic steam fair offers the original white-knuckle ride. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 3:15pm Australia with Simon Reeve: 1, 3. Simon Reeve begins an extraordinary adventure across the great continent of Australia. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 4:15pm Great Continental Railway Journeys: Tula to St Petersburg: Michael Portillo travels through Russia, visiting the onion domes and icons of Tula and Moscow's Bolshoi Theatre, before exploring the city of St Petersburg. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 5:15pm Bargain Hunt: Horncastle: Antiques challenge. The teams are in Horncastle, Lincolnshire. Two married couples go head to head, assisted by experts Paul Laidlaw and Christina Trevanion. Also in HD. (40 minutes)
• 11:15pm Battle of Jutland: The Navy's...: ...Bloodiest Day. Dan Snow investigates the events and the legacy of the largest naval battle of WWI. Also in HD. (1 hour)

ITV (3)

• 12:05am Murder, She Wrote: Roadkill: Drama series. Jessica Fletcher visits an old friend who runs a trucking company, uncovers a ring of hijackers and has to clear the friend's son of murder. (50 minutes)
• 7:00pm Emmerdale: Liv hatches a plan. Belle is faced with a choice. Cain lays down the law. (1 hour)
• 11:10pm Columbo: Any Old Port in a Storm: Detective drama with the unorthodox lieutenant. A wine maker murders his brother, who is threatening to sell the family vineyard. (1 hour 50 minutes)

Channel 4 (4)

• 12:20am Random Acts: More of the world's best creative shorts, including a music video that creates drama from an emoticon and creative editing. Rosa Fisher discusses her animated film Conformity Juice. (Ep4, 6) (25 minutes)
• 1:35am Undercover: Inside Britain's...: ...Children's Services: Dispatches goes undercover in Birmingham City Council's children's services department, which Ofsted's Chief Inspector described as a national disgrace in 2013. (55 minutes)
• 6:00pm The Simpsons: At Long Last Leave: The Simpsons are evicted from Springfield and join an off-the-grid community, but Marge and Homer meet hostility when they try to sneak back into town. (S23 Ep14, 22) (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Hollyoaks: Cindy goes to great lengths to get Dirk back, while Marnie wants to help her son move on with his life. Maxine is on tenterhooks when DS Thorpe gets friendly with Jack. (30 minutes)
• 8:00pm Obsessive Compulsive Country...: ...House Cleaners: Glen from Watford and Caren from Manchester travel to the west of Ireland to help Ursula shift the mess and clutter from the upper floors of Tarbert House. (S6 Ep3) (1 hour)
• 9:00pm How to Get a Council House: Shayne has to climb through a window to get into his bedsit. Piotr lives in a mouldy garage. This episode meets people on low incomes who have to rent their home privately. (S4 Ep4) (1 hour)
• 10:00pm Gogglebox: Britain's favourite viewers on: Britain's Got Talent, Peaky Blinders, The Great British Sewing Bee, Secret Life of the Human Pups, Big Fish Man, the News and more. (S7 Ep15) (1 hour 5 minutes)

Channel 5 (5)

• 11:15am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Reality series filmed at the Balham Park Surgery. Dr Bower correctly suspects that an innocuous case of pins and needles suggests a more serious condition. (S3 Ep 18) (55 minutes)
• 1:15pm Home and Away: Evie gets her Tank tattoo removed and Josh proposes to her. Billie tries to let VJ down gently. Zac blames himself for Tank's stabbing. Josh confronts Tank in hospital. (30 minutes)
• 1:45pm Neighbours: Xanthe is humiliated that her plan is out. Paul asks Steph to loan him money for a false passport. Brad reveals the secret he shares with Terese about Cecilia's false testimony. (35 minutes)
• 5:30pm Neighbours: Xanthe is humiliated that her plan is out. Paul asks Steph to loan him money for a false passport. Brad reveals the secret he shares with Terese about Cecilia's false testimony. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm Home and Away: Evie gets her Tank tattoo removed and Josh proposes to her. Billie tries to let VJ down gently. Zac blames himself for Tank's stabbing. Josh confronts Tank in hospital. (30 minutes)

ITV2 (6)

• 12:00am American Dad!: 100AD: Animated series. Hayley sends the family into chaos after she and her old boyfriend run off and elope. Stan then offers a reward to anyone who apprehends them. (30 minutes)
• 12:30am The Cleveland Show: Sex and the Biddy: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. When Rallo's elderly best friend Murray gets a new girlfriend named Hazel, Rallo realises that she is after Murray's money. (25 minutes)
• 12:55am The Cleveland Show: Die Semi-Hard: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Cleveland tells his family his version of the greatest holiday-themed blockbuster ever told. Featuring guest Huey Lewis. (30 minutes)
• 8:00am Emmerdale: Moira is left reeling by Cain's actions. Liv throws a party. Finn makes progress with his brothers. (30 minutes)
• 8:30am Coronation Street: David points the finger. Sinead gets the wrong end of the stick. (30 minutes)
• 9:00am Coronation Street: The Platts and Grimshaws go head-to-head. Sinead misreads the signals. (30 minutes)
• 12:15pm Emmerdale: Moira is left reeling by Cain's actions. Liv throws a party. Finn makes progress with his brothers. (30 minutes)
• 12:45pm Coronation Street: David points the finger. Sinead gets the wrong end of the stick. (30 minutes)
• 1:15pm Coronation Street: The Platts and Grimshaws go head-to-head. Sinead misreads the signals. (30 minutes)
• 10:50pm Family Guy: Dr C and the Women: US animated series. Meg becomes popular at her new job as she is the most attractive woman there. Cleveland gives Peter and Lois relationship advice. (30 minutes)
• 11:20pm Family Guy: Brian the Closer: Animated comedy. Brian's cosmetic dental surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which gets him into trouble with Quagmire. (25 minutes)
• 11:45pm Family Guy: The Book of Joe: Animated comedy. Peter helps Joe realise his dream of publishing a book but things get out of hand when Peter takes over as author. Brian takes up running. (25 minutes)

BBC Four (9)

• 2:45am Storm Troupers: The Fight to Forecast...: ...the Weather. 2, 3. How modern weather forecasting was born amid 20th-century disasters like war and famine. (1 hour)
• 7:30pm Railway Walks with Julia Bradbury: 1, 6. The Peak Express: Julia Bradbury takes a walk along the Monsal Trail in Derbyshire's Peak District. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 8:00pm Storm Troupers: The Fight to Forecast...: ...the Weather. 2, 3. How modern weather forecasting was born amid 20th-century disasters like war and famine. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 9:00pm New: Revolution and Romance: Musical...: ...Masters of the 19th Century. 1, 3. We Can Be Heroes: As the aristocracy weakened, composers and performers became the superstars of their age. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 10:00pm Seven Ages of Britain: 1, 7. Age of Conquest: David Dimbleby charts the last 2,000 years of Britain through its art and treasure. The first part begins with the Roman invasion and ends with the Norman Conquest. (1 hour)

ITV3 (10)

• 6:25am Heartbeat: Strike Up the Band: Drama. The police investigate when rivalry between two brass bands leads to violence. Dawn finds romance with a handsome stranger, but her happiness may not last. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 7:30am Where the Heart Is: When All This Is Over: Danny struggles in his role as a responsible parent. Harding hires a military coach to train the Scorpions. Luke and Megan discover some shocking news. (1 hour)
• 8:30am The Royal: Dead Air: A girls' trip out on board a pirate radio ship ends badly when the group is caught in a siege. The doctors are mystified when a woman miraculously recovers from a stroke. (1 hour)
• 10:50am Murder, She Wrote: A Little Night Work: Murder mystery series about sleuth Jessica Fletcher. A US senatorial hopeful is murdered and his wife's necklace stolen. Are the two crimes connected? (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 11:55am The Return of Sherlock Holmes: The Bruce Partington Plans: Holmes is perplexed by his brother's behaviour, until Mycroft reveals that a murder has a link with the theft of some vital and secret submarine plans. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 1:00pm Heartbeat: Return Crossing: A widow's life is endangered by the dodgy business dealings of her late husband, and the locals help a visitor on his romantic quest. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 2:05pm The Royal: A Hero for Our Time: The casualty department is flooded. Jack's fishing trip is ruined when a car crashes into the lake. The chairman of the DHA's daughter is treated at the Royal. (1 hour)
• 3:05pm Where the Heart Is: Stamp of Approval: Billy goes for the job of Harding's deputy. Megan and Luke can't decide who to tell about her pregnancy. Nathan tries to get Alice back. Nurse Kim Blakeney arrives. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 5:55pm Heartbeat: Return Crossing: A widow's life is endangered by the dodgy business dealings of her late husband, and the locals help a visitor on his romantic quest. (1 hour)
• 6:55pm Murder, She Wrote: Mr Penroy's Vacation: Murder mystery series about a sleuthing writer. The new sheriff of Cabot Cove thinks he has found the perfect job in a quiet town - until a man disappears. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 8:00pm Midsomer Murders: The Fisher King: A womanising landowner is killed by a blow from a Celtic spear and Barnaby's investigation stirs up a maze of twisted relationships, professional jealousies and lies. (2 hours)
• 11:05pm The Knock: Customs and excise drama. Nick shows Barry the LSD smugglers' hideout, and City and South plan a raid. (1 hour 15 minutes)

Pick (11)

• 2:00am Most Shocking: Lawless Ladies 3: Fast-paced clip show focusing on challenges the police have to face. (1 hour)
• 3:00am New: Coast Guard Alaska: Hair-raising fly-on-the-wall action following the heroes of the Alaskan Coast Guard service. (S3, ep 5) (1 hour)
• 4:00am Monkey Life: The team step in when Ben is injured by the alpha male during the chimp introduction. Orangutan Hsiao-Quai struggles with her ever-growing son, too. (S3, ep 3) (30 minutes)
• 4:30am Monkey Life: A four-month-old woolly monkey is hand-reared and, in the endangered golden-cheeked gibbons' enclosure, excitement bubbles when news breaks that Zoey may be pregnant. (S3, ep 4) (30 minutes)
• 10:00am Road Wars: Tonight's high speed chase sees the police racing through the grounds of a Milton Keynes hospital. Also, police stop a speeding driver and realise he can't see! Strong language. (S1, ep 6) (1 hour)
• 12:00pm Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S8, ep 1) (30 minutes)
• 12:30pm Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S8, ep 2) (30 minutes)
• 1:00pm Monkey Business: Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (30 minutes)
• 1:30pm Monkey Business: Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (30 minutes)
• 2:00pm Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S10, ep 1) (30 minutes)
• 4:00pm New: It's Me Or The Dog: British dog expert Victoria Stilwell will need all the tricks of her trade as she heads across the Atlantic to help owners with their problematic pooches. (S3, ep 12) (1 hour)
• 5:00pm Monkey Life: Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 9) (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm Monkey Life: Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 10) (30 minutes)
• 10:00pm New: Slasher: New. As Water Is Corrupted Unless It Moves: Sarah's efforts to help the investigation due to the police chief's inaction result in more tragedy. (S1, ep 4) (1 hour)

Dave (12)

• 7:20am Top Gear: Four-wheeled fun. Jeremy test drives the scary new Koenigsegg and the boys create the world's first convertible people carrier. Jimmy Carr and Alan Davies are among the guests. (50 minutes)
• 8:10am Top Gear: Fuel-guzzling fun with Jeremy, Richard and James. The beautiful Yorkshire Dales plays host to an epic contest between three exquisite cars and chef Gordon Ramsay takes to the track. (50 minutes)
• 12:00pm Top Gear: Four-wheeled fun. Jeremy test drives the scary new Koenigsegg and the boys create the world's first convertible people carrier. Jimmy Carr and Alan Davies are among the guests. (1 hour)
• 5:00pm Top Gear: High-octane high jinks with Jeremy, Richard and James, plus guest Philip Glenister. The chaps attempt to build a truly amphibious car that works as well on water as it does on land. (1 hour)

Channel 4+1 (13)

• 12:20am 24 Hours in Police Custody: The number of incidents of domestic abuse reported to Bedfordshire Police has surged to over 200 a week. And it can be difficult to navigate personal stories of real-life drama. (S4 Ep6) (1 hour)
• 1:20am Random Acts: More of the world's best creative shorts, including a music video that creates drama from an emoticon and creative editing. Rosa Fisher discusses her animated film Conformity Juice. (Ep4, 6) (25 minutes)
• 2:35am Undercover: Inside Britain's...: ...Children's Services: Dispatches goes undercover in Birmingham City Council's children's services department, which Ofsted's Chief Inspector described as a national disgrace in 2013. (55 minutes)
• 7:00pm The Simpsons: At Long Last Leave: The Simpsons are evicted from Springfield and join an off-the-grid community, but Marge and Homer meet hostility when they try to sneak back into town. (S23 Ep14, 22) (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm Hollyoaks: Cindy goes to great lengths to get Dirk back, while Marnie wants to help her son move on with his life. Maxine is on tenterhooks when DS Thorpe gets friendly with Jack. (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm Obsessive Compulsive Country...: ...House Cleaners: Glen from Watford and Caren from Manchester travel to the west of Ireland to help Ursula shift the mess and clutter from the upper floors of Tarbert House. (S6 Ep3) (1 hour)
• 10:00pm How to Get a Council House: Shayne has to climb through a window to get into his bedsit. Piotr lives in a mouldy garage. This episode meets people on low incomes who have to rent their home privately. (S4 Ep4) (1 hour)
• 11:00pm Gogglebox: Britain's favourite viewers on: Britain's Got Talent, Peaky Blinders, The Great British Sewing Bee, Secret Life of the Human Pups, Big Fish Man, the News and more. (S7 Ep15) (1 hour 5 minutes)

More4 (14)

• 1:15am The Supervet: Ruth and Chris have spent their lives rescuing stray animals. Can Noel save their three-legged cat Jersey? There's also a dog with a dodgy elbow and a two-metre-tall Great Dane. (S4 Ep9) (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 2:20am 24 Hours in A&E: Tree surgeon Paul is rushed into Resus after falling 25 feet from a tree. And Anthony - recently diagnosed with Parkinson's and prostate cancer - has fallen down some stairs. (S7 Ep3, 8) (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 3:25am Jamie's 15 Minute Meals: Jamie Oliver rustles up lamb meatballs, chop salad and harissa yoghurt, plus a delicious chicken salad. (30 minutes)
• 8:55am Jamie's 15 Minute Meals: Jamie Oliver rustles up pork steaks, Hungarian pepper sauce and rice, plus killer kedgeree, beans, greens and chilli yoghurt. (40 minutes)
• 11:05am Oliver Twist: (1948) Director David Lean's take on Dickens' classic novel about an innocent orphan who falls in with a gang of pickpockets. Starring Alec Guinness (Fagin) and John Howard Davies (Oliver). (2 hours 20 minutes)
• 6:50pm George Clarke's Amazing Spaces: This episode includes a fire truck transformed into a mobile shop and a dilapidated pony trailer being made into a holiday retreat. And George and Will reveal their wilderness cabin. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 7:55pm Grand Designs: Kevin McCloud meets a couple who bought a ruined castle in Tuscany, hoping to start work on building their dream home, but spent four years just obtaining planning permission. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 9:00pm New: Building the Dream: Charlie Luxton returns for a new series helping people build their dream home. First up is a trip to the Cotswolds and Mandy and Tony Slater's ambitious self-build. (S5 Ep1, 9) (1 hour)
• 11:05pm 24 Hours in A&E: Tree surgeon Paul is rushed into Resus after falling 25 feet from a tree. And Anthony - recently diagnosed with Parkinson's and prostate cancer - has fallen down some stairs. (S7 Ep3, 8) (1 hour 5 minutes)

Film4 (15)

• 10:50pm The Woman in Black: (2012) Chilling horror. Daniel Radcliffe plays a Victorian lawyer called to a remote house to prepare it for sale. But the property is supposedly haunted and the locals have dark secrets. (1 hour 50 minutes)

Really (17)

• 1:00am Ghost Adventures: Moundsville Penitentiary: The first series of the terrifying adventures of ghost hunters Zak, Nick and Aaron. The boys spend the night in a violent prison bursting with ghosts. (1 hour)
• 11:00am Ghost Adventures: Los Coches Adobe: The gang go ghost-hunting again. The boys face a chilling lockdown at a former brothel in California, as one of them has to be rescued from malevolent spirits! (1 hour)
• 5:00pm Ghost Adventures: Los Coches Adobe: The gang go ghost-hunting again. The boys face a chilling lockdown at a former brothel in California, as one of them has to be rescued from malevolent spirits! (1 hour)
• 10:00pm Is That a Nail in Your Head?: Astounding medical emergencies. A pregnant woman manages to impale herself on a microphone stand after falling two floors, and a skydiver has an unhappy landing. (1 hour)

Yesterday (19)

• 12:00am Harlots, Housewives and Heroines: A...: ...17th Century History for Girls. Act Three: At Work and At Play: Lucy Worsley heralds the Restoration's remarkable women, including writer Aphra Behn and soldier Christian Davies. (1 hour)
• 11:00am The World's Weirdest Weapons: Weapons of the Superspies: Hear about the odd weapons developed for Cold War spies that would make Q proud, including a plane that flies faster than a bullet and an eavesdropping cat. (1 hour)
• 3:00pm Coast: Cork to Dublin: Coast follows the southern shoreline of Ireland. In Cork, Neil Oliver explores Titanic's last port of call and tells of the priest who disembarked at the last minute. (1 hour)
• 10:00pm Blackadder Goes Forth: Plan A: Captain Cook: With Field Marshal Haig's latest plan appearing to be to move his drinks cabinet a few inches towards Berlin, Blackadder volunteers to be official war artist. (40 minutes)
• 10:40pm Blackadder Goes Forth: Plan B: Corporal Punishment: When orders for Operation Insanity arrive, Blackadder breaches security by eating the messenger - a pigeon who happens to be Melchett's pet. Baah! (40 minutes)

Drama (20)

• 7:10am New Tricks: Wicca Work: Mystery with the amiable team of experienced, older detectives. An unhinged woman insists the death of a lonely librarian was due to witchcraft. (50 minutes)
• 8:00pm Maisie Raine: European Forty Five: Birds of a Feather star Pauline Quirke spreads her wings to play the fiery female cop. Maisie tries to solve the case of a vicious off-licence robbery. (1 hour)
• 9:00pm New Tricks: Wicca Work: Mystery with the amiable team of experienced, older detectives. An unhinged woman insists the death of a lonely librarian was due to witchcraft. (1 hour)
• 10:00pm Silent Witness: Change: Emilia Fox stars in a nailbiting feature-length forensics drama. The mysterious death of a wealthy businessman plunges Nikki into a murky world of corporate subterfuge. (2 hours 25 minutes)

5 USA (21)

• 12:55am CSI: Miami: By the Book: Called to the isolated mansion of a well-known horror writer, Horatio and the team find a young woman hanging upside down, drained of blood and with bite marks on her neck. (S10 ... (1 hour)
• 1:55am CSI: Miami: Silencer: US crime drama series. Miami's Latin Festival shifts from samba to sombre when a crowded dance floor becomes the scene of a gang murder. (S4 Ep 13) (55 minutes)
• 2:50am CSI: Miami: Crime drama series. When an unpopular receptionist is murdered in an office, a number of her colleagues become suspects. (S8 Ep 17) (45 minutes)
• 12:00pm CSI: Miami: Burned: Crime drama series based on the work of forensic investigators. When a young man dies in a fire, Horatio and the team suspect arson. Wolfe is faced with a dilemma. (S5 Ep 22) (1 hour)
• 10:00pm Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Bang: Police drama series. When Benson and Stabler find an abandoned baby, their investigation leads them to a nanny with a boyfriend who has something to hide. (S12 Ep 22) (1 hour)
• 11:55pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Say Uncle: Drama series. A double fatality at a Korea Town party has the CSIs on the hunt for a missing boy who was the key witness to the shooting of his mother and uncle. (S9 Ep 6) (1 hour)

ITV4 (24)

• 12:10am 30 Days of Night: Contemporary horror starring Josh Hartnett and Melissa George, 2007. A horde of rampaging vampires descend upon an Alaskan town during the Arctic winter's month of total darkness (1 hour 10 minutes)
• 6:30am Minder: The Beer Hunter: Drama series about the shady dealings of a loveable rogue and his reluctant sidekick. Arthur meets up with an old friend from the army, but then loses him. (1 hour)
• 11:00pm Road: Motorcycling documentary. A fascinating feature-length sports documentary about the Dunlop family - a motorcycling dynasty (1 hour 5 minutes)

Home (25)

• 12:00am DIY SOS: Lively home improvement series with Nick Knowles. Here, the DIY SOS decorators face the challenge of rebuilding homes damaged by summer flooding in Toll Bar near Doncaster. (1 hour)
• 2:00am DIY SOS: Nick Knowles packs up his drill and heads off to help more people in DIY need. The team help Angie and Paul in South Wales, who have bought an old farmhouse to renovate. (30 minutes)
• 2:30am DIY SOS: Home improvement problems remedied by Nick Knowles. The team visit Ipswich to help Jason and Toni Meekings, who have been transforming their three-bed house into something bigger. (30 minutes)
• 3:00am DIY SOS: Romford: More impressive home makeovers. In Romford, the Morris family want to turn their loft into a space that will give Sharon's autistic 17-year-old son some independence. (30 minutes)
• 3:30am DIY SOS: West Bromwich: Nick Knowles remedies DIY dilemmas. Debbie wants a space where she can spend quality time with son Tyler, but her heart condition means she can't do the work herself. (30 minutes)
• 11:00am Love the Place You're In: Cambridge: Families try to create the ideal living space within their existing property. James and Marianna have just bought a cottage in Cambridge - their first home together. (1 hour)
• 3:00pm My Flat-Pack Home: Oswald Brown: Amanda Lamb follows another demanding flat-pack building project. An adventurous couple build a traditional croft-style cottage overlooking the stunning Loch Long. (30 minutes)
• 3:30pm My Flat-Pack Home: Brown: Amanda Lamb meets a flat-pack veteran, who is on his third kit build. He orders a brick bungalow from Sweden, constructing it in just three days. (30 minutes)
• 5:00pm Love the Place You're In: Cambridge: Families try to create the ideal living space within their existing property. James and Marianna have just bought a cottage in Cambridge - their first home together. (1 hour)
• 10:00pm My Flat-Pack Home: Oswald Brown: Amanda Lamb follows another demanding flat-pack building project. An adventurous couple build a traditional croft-style cottage overlooking the stunning Loch Long. (30 minutes)
• 10:30pm My Flat-Pack Home: Brown: Amanda Lamb meets a flat-pack veteran, who is on his third kit build. He orders a brick bungalow from Sweden, constructing it in just three days. (30 minutes)

ITV2+1 (27)

• 12:00am Family Guy: Baking Bad: Animated comedy. Lois and Peter go into business together and open a cookie store, but things get messy when Peter comes up with his own way to get more customers. (30 minutes)
• 12:30am American Dad!: Great Space Roaster: Animated series. The Smiths must escape Roger after their birthday comedy roast causes him to attempt to murder them in revenge. (30 minutes)
• 1:00am American Dad!: 100AD: Animated series. Hayley sends the family into chaos after she and her old boyfriend run off and elope. Stan then offers a reward to anyone who apprehends them. (30 minutes)
• 1:30am The Cleveland Show: Sex and the Biddy: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. When Rallo's elderly best friend Murray gets a new girlfriend named Hazel, Rallo realises that she is after Murray's money. (25 minutes)
• 1:55am The Cleveland Show: Die Semi-Hard: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Cleveland tells his family his version of the greatest holiday-themed blockbuster ever told. Featuring guest Huey Lewis. (30 minutes)
• 9:00am Emmerdale: Moira is left reeling by Cain's actions. Liv throws a party. Finn makes progress with his brothers. (30 minutes)
• 9:30am Coronation Street: David points the finger. Sinead gets the wrong end of the stick. (30 minutes)
• 10:00am Coronation Street: The Platts and Grimshaws go head-to-head. Sinead misreads the signals. (30 minutes)
• 1:15pm Emmerdale: Moira is left reeling by Cain's actions. Liv throws a party. Finn makes progress with his brothers. (30 minutes)
• 1:45pm Coronation Street: David points the finger. Sinead gets the wrong end of the stick. (30 minutes)
• 2:15pm Coronation Street: The Platts and Grimshaws go head-to-head. Sinead misreads the signals. (30 minutes)
• 11:50pm Family Guy: Dr C and the Women: US animated series. Meg becomes popular at her new job as she is the most attractive woman there. Cleveland gives Peter and Lois relationship advice. (30 minutes)

E4 (28)

• 3:25am Empire: Brand new series - Past Is Prologue: Jamal refuses to create music until his family makes peace. Federal agents want Anika to testify against Lucious. Cookie calls a meeting. (S2 Ep18, 18) (45 minutes)
• 4:10am The Goldbergs: A Kick-Ass Risky Business Party: Lainey, Erica and Barry plan a big party at Lainey's house while her father is away, but the gathering gets out of control. (S3 Ep1, 24) (20 minutes)
• 7:35am Hollyoaks: It's sentencing day for Cleo and she is nervous as to what the future holds for her. Will Nathan get justice for Rachel? Grace is suspicious when two blasts from her past turn up. (30 minutes)
• 9:00am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Lockdown: Peralta is left in charge of the precinct at Thanksgiving because Holt and Jeffords are away, but chaos ensues when a strange package is delivered. (S2 Ep7, 23) (30 minutes)
• 9:30am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: USPIS: While trying to catch a drug dealer, Peralta and Boyle join forces with Agent Jack Danger, a pompous investigator at the US Postal Inspection Service. (S2 Ep8, 23) (30 minutes)
• 10:00am Melissa & Joey: The Settlement: Mel and Joe face some difficult decisions after Joe comes into some money. A small leak in the ceiling grows into a huge problem for Mel. (S1 Ep30, 30) (30 minutes)
• 10:30am Melissa & Joey: I Can Manage: When Mel feels the pressure of balancing her home renovations with her duties at work, Joe convinces her to put him in charge of construction. (S2 Ep1, 15) (30 minutes)
• 1:00pm How I Met Your Mother: Ducky Tie: Ted tries to make amends with an ex-girlfriend whom he cheated on during their relationship. Marshall and Lily make a bet with Barney that has an embarrassing forfeit. (30 minutes)
• 1:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Field Trip: When Marshall witnesses his manager's soft approach in settling with a powerful company, he takes matters into his own hands. Ted takes his class on a trip. (30 minutes)
• 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Troll Manifestation: Leonard and Sheldon co-publish a physics paper but are forced to defend themselves against negative comments from an online critic. (S8 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)
• 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Comic Book Store Regeneration: The gang prepare for the reopening of Stuart's comic book shop. Penny teaches Sheldon to 'let it go' when he is irritated. (S8 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
• 4:00pm How I Met Your Mother: Mystery vs History: Ted shocks his friends by going on a date without researching the woman on the internet beforehand. Lily and Marshall find out the sex of their baby. (30 minutes)
• 4:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Noretta: The gang realise that their partners bear some resemblance to their parents. Barney and Nora's romantic evening is ruined by a string of disasters. (30 minutes)
• 5:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Road Trip: In an attempt to add a touch of romance to his work trip with Santiago, Peralta invites his girlfriend and her boyfriend to join them. (S2 Ep9, 23) (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Pontiac Bandit Returns: Doug Judy is back in custody after scamming Peralta and Diaz when they last met, but Captain Holt offers him a plea deal. (S2 Ep10, 23) (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Intimacy Acceleration: When the gang hear about an experiment designed to make participants fall in love, Sheldon and Penny put it to the test as a joke. (S8 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Colonization Application: Amy learns that Sheldon has applied to take part in a one-way mission to colonise Mars. Leonard surprises Penny with a gift. (S8 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm The Goldbergs: A Chorus Lie: Adam hits puberty and just as his voice is changing, he is given the lead in the school musical. Can he survive the performance by lip-synching? (S3 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
• 8:00pm Twilight: (2008) Supernatural romantic fantasy. Kristen Stewart stars as a teenage girl who falls in love with a vampire (Robert Pattinson). Also starring Billy Burke and Peter Facinelli. (2 hours 30 minutes)
• 10:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Roommate Transmogrification: Raj decides to become Sheldon's flatmate after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
• 11:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Skank Reflex Analysis: Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)

E4+1 (29)

• 12:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Wildebeest Implementation: Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
• 12:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
• 4:25am Empire: Brand new series - Past Is Prologue: Jamal refuses to create music until his family makes peace. Federal agents want Anika to testify against Lucious. Cookie calls a meeting. (S2 Ep18, 18) (45 minutes)
• 5:10am The Goldbergs: A Kick-Ass Risky Business Party: Lainey, Erica and Barry plan a big party at Lainey's house while her father is away, but the gathering gets out of control. (S3 Ep1, 24) (20 minutes)
• 8:35am Hollyoaks: It's sentencing day for Cleo and she is nervous as to what the future holds for her. Will Nathan get justice for Rachel? Grace is suspicious when two blasts from her past turn up. (30 minutes)
• 10:00am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Lockdown: Peralta is left in charge of the precinct at Thanksgiving because Holt and Jeffords are away, but chaos ensues when a strange package is delivered. (S2 Ep7, 23) (30 minutes)
• 10:30am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: USPIS: While trying to catch a drug dealer, Peralta and Boyle join forces with Agent Jack Danger, a pompous investigator at the US Postal Inspection Service. (S2 Ep8, 23) (30 minutes)
• 11:00am Melissa & Joey: The Settlement: Mel and Joe face some difficult decisions after Joe comes into some money. A small leak in the ceiling grows into a huge problem for Mel. (S1 Ep30, 30) (30 minutes)
• 11:30am Melissa & Joey: I Can Manage: When Mel feels the pressure of balancing her home renovations with her duties at work, Joe convinces her to put him in charge of construction. (S2 Ep1, 15) (30 minutes)
• 2:00pm How I Met Your Mother: Ducky Tie: Ted tries to make amends with an ex-girlfriend whom he cheated on during their relationship. Marshall and Lily make a bet with Barney that has an embarrassing forfeit. (30 minutes)
• 2:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Field Trip: When Marshall witnesses his manager's soft approach in settling with a powerful company, he takes matters into his own hands. Ted takes his class on a trip. (30 minutes)
• 3:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Troll Manifestation: Leonard and Sheldon co-publish a physics paper but are forced to defend themselves against negative comments from an online critic. (S8 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)
• 3:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Comic Book Store Regeneration: The gang prepare for the reopening of Stuart's comic book shop. Penny teaches Sheldon to 'let it go' when he is irritated. (S8 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
• 5:00pm How I Met Your Mother: Mystery vs History: Ted shocks his friends by going on a date without researching the woman on the internet beforehand. Lily and Marshall find out the sex of their baby. (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Noretta: The gang realise that their partners bear some resemblance to their parents. Barney and Nora's romantic evening is ruined by a string of disasters. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Road Trip: In an attempt to add a touch of romance to his work trip with Santiago, Peralta invites his girlfriend and her boyfriend to join them. (S2 Ep9, 23) (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Pontiac Bandit Returns: Doug Judy is back in custody after scamming Peralta and Diaz when they last met, but Captain Holt offers him a plea deal. (S2 Ep10, 23) (30 minutes)
• 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Intimacy Acceleration: When the gang hear about an experiment designed to make participants fall in love, Sheldon and Penny put it to the test as a joke. (S8 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Colonization Application: Amy learns that Sheldon has applied to take part in a one-way mission to colonise Mars. Leonard surprises Penny with a gift. (S8 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm The Goldbergs: A Chorus Lie: Adam hits puberty and just as his voice is changing, he is given the lead in the school musical. Can he survive the performance by lip-synching? (S3 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm Twilight: (2008) Supernatural romantic fantasy. Kristen Stewart stars as a teenage girl who falls in love with a vampire (Robert Pattinson). Also starring Billy Burke and Peter Facinelli. (2 hours 30 minutes)
• 11:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Roommate Transmogrification: Raj decides to become Sheldon's flatmate after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)

5STAR (30)

• 3:00pm Neighbours: Xanthe is humiliated that her plan is out. Paul asks Steph to loan him money for a false passport. Brad reveals the secret he shares with Terese about Cecilia's false testimony. (30 minutes)
• 3:30pm Home and Away: Evie gets her Tank tattoo removed and Josh proposes to her. Billie tries to let VJ down gently. Zac blames himself for Tank's stabbing. Josh confronts Tank in hospital. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm Neighbours: Xanthe is humiliated that her plan is out. Paul asks Steph to loan him money for a false passport. Brad reveals the secret he shares with Terese about Cecilia's false testimony. (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Home and Away: A text message from Brax threatens to derail the wedding. Olivia is keeping a secret from Hunter but cannot bring herself to confess. Evie goes to see Tank in hospital. (30 minutes)

ITV+1 (33)

• 1:05am Murder, She Wrote: Roadkill: Drama series. Jessica Fletcher visits an old friend who runs a trucking company, uncovers a ring of hijackers and has to clear the friend's son of murder. (50 minutes)
• 8:00pm Emmerdale: Liv hatches a plan. Belle is faced with a choice. Cain lays down the law. (1 hour)

Channel 5+1 (44)

• 12:15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Reality series filmed at the Balham Park Surgery. Dr Bower correctly suspects that an innocuous case of pins and needles suggests a more serious condition. (S3 Ep 18) (55 minutes)
• 2:15pm Home and Away: Evie gets her Tank tattoo removed and Josh proposes to her. Billie tries to let VJ down gently. Zac blames himself for Tank's stabbing. Josh confronts Tank in hospital. (30 minutes)
• 2:45pm Neighbours: Xanthe is humiliated that her plan is out. Paul asks Steph to loan him money for a false passport. Brad reveals the secret he shares with Terese about Cecilia's false testimony. (35 minutes)
• 6:30pm Neighbours: Xanthe is humiliated that her plan is out. Paul asks Steph to loan him money for a false passport. Brad reveals the secret he shares with Terese about Cecilia's false testimony. (30 minutes)
• 7:00pm Home and Away: Evie gets her Tank tattoo removed and Josh proposes to her. Billie tries to let VJ down gently. Zac blames himself for Tank's stabbing. Josh confronts Tank in hospital. (30 minutes)

Film4+1 (45)

• 11:50pm The Woman in Black: (2012) Chilling horror. Daniel Radcliffe plays a Victorian lawyer called to a remote house to prepare it for sale. But the property is supposedly haunted and the locals have dark secrets. (1 hour 50 minutes)

Challenge (46)

• 12:00am Bruce's Price Is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (30 minutes)
• 2:00am New: The Chase Australia: Australian version of the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (S1, ep 56) (1 hour)
• 5:30am Strike It Rich: Michael Barrymore introduces the quiz show with the big jackpot. (30 minutes)
• 8:00am Golden Balls: In a game of truth and bluff, contestants try to find which of the 100 golden balls conceal life-changing amounts of cash and which contain the dreaded killer balls. (1 hour)
• 9:00am Pointless Celebrities: Comedian Alexander Armstrong hosts a special edition of the general knowledge quiz as famous faces try to score as few points as possible by coming up with answers no-one else can think of. (1 hour)
• 12:30pm Bruce's Price Is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (30 minutes)
• 1:00pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
• 1:30pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
• 2:00pm Pointless Celebrities: Comedian Alexander Armstrong hosts a special edition of the general knowledge quiz as famous faces try to score as few points as possible by coming up with answers no-one else can think of. (1 hour)
• 8:00pm Pointless Celebrities: Comedian Alexander Armstrong hosts a special edition of the general knowledge quiz as famous faces try to score as few points as possible by coming up with answers no-one else can think of. (1 hour)

4seven (47)

• 12:00am Obsessive Compulsive Country...: ...House Cleaners: Two diagnosed OCD cleaners head for a stately home in North Yorkshire, where James and Alison's plans to start a B&B are being hindered by junk and unruly vines. (S6 Ep2) (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 1:05am The Millionaire Party Planner: A look behind the scenes as party planner Liz Taylor organises spectacular luxury events for the super wealthy, with lavish budgets, tantrums, tears and even the occasional tiara. (1 hour)
• 8:00pm George Clarke's Amazing Homes...: ...on Wheels: George looks back at some incredible feats of engineering, from the scrap Learjet turned into a luxury garden studio to a mobile cinema and a Jeep made into a cocktail bar. (1 hour)
• 9:00pm Yeti: Myth, Man or Beast?: Is the Yeti a marginalised species of human? Or perhaps an unknown bear species? Mark Evans and leading international geneticists use cutting-edge DNA analysis to examine the evidence. (1 hour)
• 11:45pm How to Get a Council House: Shayne has to climb through a window to get into his bedsit. Piotr lives in a mouldy garage. This episode meets people on low incomes who have to rent their home privately. (S4 Ep4) (1 hour)

Channel 5+24 (55)

• 1:30am Neighbours: Steph is conflicted when Mark confesses his desire for kids. Brodie shows Piper evidence that proves his alibi. Paige and John are shocked when a woman claims to be his girlfriend. (35 minutes)
• 2:05am Neighbours: Paige fears that she has lost John forever. Sonya is thrown when Walter tells a story about her parents. Charlie hits Archie for making a crack about Steph being crazy. (25 minutes)
• 2:30am Neighbours: Paige sets out to discredit Mandy's claim. Piper and Ben try to convince Xanthe not to go through with a breast augmentation. Faced with a long jail term, Paul leaves Erinsborough. (35 minutes)
• 11:25am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Reality series filmed at the Balham Park Surgery. Dr Chris Pearce meets an anxious vicar who is concerned that a bloodshot eye will prevent him leading a funeral the next day. (S3 Ep 17) (1 hour)
• 12:25pm Home and Away: Zac struggles over whether or not to help Tank. Kat's relationship with Dylan takes an unsettling turn. Maddy and Matt start to see through the fog of their cyber bullying. (35 minutes)
• 1:00pm Neighbours: Brad and Terese threaten to ruin Steph. Xanthe realises that she has made a mistake and calls off her cosmetic surgery. Ned misreads Lauren's intentions and goes in for a kiss. (30 minutes)
• 1:30pm NCIS: Truth or Consequences: Crime drama series involving Navy and Marine Corps personnel. As the team searches for Ziva's replacement, the past still weighs heavily on everybody's minds. (S7 Ep 1) (1 hour)
• 5:30pm Neighbours: Brad and Terese threaten to ruin Steph. Xanthe realises that she has made a mistake and calls off her cosmetic surgery. Ned misreads Lauren's intentions and goes in for a kiss. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm Home and Away: Zac struggles over whether or not to help Tank. Kat's relationship with Dylan takes an unsettling turn. Maddy and Matt start to see through the fog of their cyber bullying. (30 minutes)
• 10:00pm Gotham: Wrath Of The Villains: Drama series set in pre-Batman Gotham City. Theo Galavan is back from the grave, and death has not deterred the demented former mayor from carrying out his mission. (S2 Ep 20) (1 hour)

5USA+1 (83)

• 12:00am NCIS: New Orleans: Spin-off crime series. The team investigates the murder of a retired navy SEAL who spent his career tracking down people who pose as military personnel. (S1 Ep 11) (55 minutes)
• 12:55am CSI: Miami: Deviant: American drama series focusing on the work of the Miami forensics department. Alexx campaigns against a convicted sex offender who is subsequently murdered. (S4 Ep 16) (1 hour)
• 1:55am CSI: Miami: By the Book: Called to the isolated mansion of a well-known horror writer, Horatio and the team find a young woman hanging upside down, drained of blood and with bite marks on her neck. (S10 ... (1 hour)
• 2:55am CSI: Miami: Silencer: US crime drama series. Miami's Latin Festival shifts from samba to sombre when a crowded dance floor becomes the scene of a gang murder. (S4 Ep 13) (55 minutes)
• 3:50am CSI: Miami: Crime drama series. When an unpopular receptionist is murdered in an office, a number of her colleagues become suspects. (S8 Ep 17) (45 minutes)
• 11:00pm Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Bang: Police drama series. When Benson and Stabler find an abandoned baby, their investigation leads them to a nanny with a boyfriend who has something to hide. (S12 Ep 22) (1 hour)

Dave ja vu (84)

• 8:20am Top Gear: Four-wheeled fun. Jeremy test drives the scary new Koenigsegg and the boys create the world's first convertible people carrier. Jimmy Carr and Alan Davies are among the guests. (50 minutes)
• 9:10am Top Gear: Fuel-guzzling fun with Jeremy, Richard and James. The beautiful Yorkshire Dales plays host to an epic contest between three exquisite cars and chef Gordon Ramsay takes to the track. (50 minutes)
• 1:00pm Top Gear: Four-wheeled fun. Jeremy test drives the scary new Koenigsegg and the boys create the world's first convertible people carrier. Jimmy Carr and Alan Davies are among the guests. (1 hour)
• 6:00pm Top Gear: High-octane high jinks with Jeremy, Richard and James, plus guest Philip Glenister. The chaps attempt to build a truly amphibious car that works as well on water as it does on land. (1 hour)

BBC One HD (101)

• 9:15am Council House Crackdown: 7, 10. Reality series following housing fraud investigators. Here, they catch up with a woman who unlawfully sublet her two social housing properties while living in a third. (45 minutes)
• 12:30pm Bargain Hunt: Grimsthorpe: Antiques challenge. A newly engaged couple compete against a husband and wife of 43 years, assisted by experts Mark Stacey and David Harper. (30 minutes)
• 1:45pm Doctors: Miss Bates: Drama series set in a health centre. Emma dreads her appointment with boring patient Martha, but after she reacts badly to some test results, Emma must chase after her. (30 minutes)
• 3:00pm Escape to the Country: North Wales: Property series. Jules Hudson is house-hunting in north Wales with a couple who have a budget of £600,000 to find their perfect property. (45 minutes)
• 7:30pm EastEnders: Ian receives some devastating news. Abi learns a shocking truth. Then BBC News. (30 minutes)
• 8:00pm Holby City: The Sky Is Falling: Zosia has to make a tough choice between Arthur and her career. Dom's loyalty is tested by a familiar face. Bernie and Serena lock horns over Jason's wellbeing. (1 hour)
• 9:00pm In the Club: 5, 6. Drama following the lives of new parents. It's the coroner's hearing and Vicky learns her fate. Will she be found responsible for the death of one of her birthing mothers? (1 hour)
• 11:30pm The Truth About Alcohol: A&E doctor Javid Abdelmoneim is on a mission to find out the truth about alcohol, including why the government cut the recommended weekly limit for men by a third in January. (1 hour)

BBC Two HD (102)

• 12:25am Lose Weight for Love: 1, 4. Documentary series following couples locked in a cycle of overeating. Prof Tanya Byron and her team separate struggling Becky and Phil in a bid to transform their lives. (1 hour)
• 1:25am Mary Beard's Ultimate Rome: Empire...: ...Without Limit. 4, 4. Mary tackles the biggest puzzle of all: why, and how, did the Roman Empire fall? (1 hour)
• 5:45am Council House Crackdown: 6, 10. Reality series following housing fraud investigators. How one tenant used four identities and two social housing flats to make more than £300,000 in unlawful profits. (45 minutes)
• 8:00am The Hairy Bikers' Pubs That Built...: ...Britain. South Wales: Dave unearths pubs that were at the heart of south Wales's coal-mining communities. (30 minutes)
• 8:30am Great British Railway Journeys: 20, 20. Egham to Henley-on-Thames: Michael Portillo journeys around Britain. In Egham, a perfectly preserved, historic steam fair offers the original white-knuckle ride. (30 minutes)
• 3:15pm Australia with Simon Reeve: 1, 3. Simon Reeve begins a massive Australian adventure. Starting in the continent's 'red centre', he travels from the south to the western city of Perth via the Indian Pacific railway. (1 hour)
• 4:15pm Great Continental Railway Journeys: Tula to St Petersburg: Michael Portillo travels through Russia, visiting the onion domes and icons of Tula and Moscow's Bolshoi Theatre, before exploring the city of St Petersburg. (1 hour)
• 5:15pm Bargain Hunt: Horncastle: Antiques challenge. The teams are in Horncastle, Lincolnshire. Two married couples go head to head, assisted by experts Paul Laidlaw and Christina Trevanion. (40 minutes)
• 11:15pm Battle of Jutland: The Navy's...: ...Bloodiest Day. Dan Snow investigates the events and the legacy of the largest naval battle of WWI. (1 hour)

ITV HD (103)

• 12:05am Murder, She Wrote: Roadkill: Drama series. Jessica Fletcher visits an old friend who runs a trucking company, uncovers a ring of hijackers and has to clear the friend's son of murder. (50 minutes)
• 7:00pm Emmerdale: Liv hatches a plan. Belle is faced with a choice. Cain lays down the law. (1 hour)
• 11:10pm Columbo: Any Old Port in a Storm: Detective drama with the unorthodox lieutenant. A wine maker murders his brother, who is threatening to sell the family vineyard. (1 hour 50 minutes)

Channel 4 HD (104)

• 12:20am Random Acts: More of the world's best creative shorts, including a music video that creates drama from an emoticon and creative editing. Rosa Fisher discusses her animated film Conformity Juice. (Ep4, 6) (25 minutes)
• 1:35am Undercover: Inside Britain's...: ...Children's Services: Dispatches goes undercover in Birmingham City Council's children's services department, which Ofsted's Chief Inspector described as a national disgrace in 2013. (55 minutes)
• 6:00pm The Simpsons: At Long Last Leave: The Simpsons are evicted from Springfield and join an off-the-grid community, but Marge and Homer meet hostility when they try to sneak back into town. (S23 Ep14, 22) (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Hollyoaks: Cindy goes to great lengths to get Dirk back, while Marnie wants to help her son move on with his life. Maxine is on tenterhooks when DS Thorpe gets friendly with Jack. (30 minutes)
• 8:00pm Obsessive Compulsive Country...: ...House Cleaners: Glen from Watford and Caren from Manchester travel to the west of Ireland to help Ursula shift the mess and clutter from the upper floors of Tarbert House. (S6 Ep3) (1 hour)
• 9:00pm How to Get a Council House: Shayne has to climb through a window to get into his bedsit. Piotr lives in a mouldy garage. This episode meets people on low incomes who have to rent their home privately. (S4 Ep4) (1 hour)
• 10:00pm Gogglebox: Britain's favourite viewers on: Britain's Got Talent, Peaky Blinders, The Great British Sewing Bee, Secret Life of the Human Pups, Big Fish Man, the News and more. (S7 Ep15) (1 hour 5 minutes)

BBC Four HD (106)

• 2:45am Storm Troupers: The Fight to Forecast...: ...the Weather. 2, 3. How modern weather forecasting was born amid 20th-century disasters like war and famine. (1 hour)
• 7:30pm Railway Walks with Julia Bradbury: 1, 6. The Peak Express: Julia Bradbury embarks on a series of walks following Britain's lost rail empire, beginning in Derbyshire at the heart of the Peak District on the Monsal Trail. (30 minutes)
• 8:00pm Storm Troupers: The Fight to Forecast...: ...the Weather. 2, 3. How modern weather forecasting was born amid 20th-century disasters like war and famine. (1 hour)
• 9:00pm New: Revolution and Romance: Musical...: ...Masters of the 19th Century. 1, 3. We Can Be Heroes: As the aristocracy weakened, composers and performers became the superstars of their age. (1 hour)
• 10:00pm Seven Ages of Britain: 1, 7. Age of Conquest: David Dimbleby charts the last 2,000 years of Britain through its art and treasure. The first part begins with the Roman invasion and ends with the Norman Conquest. (1 hour)

Channel 4+1 HD (109)

• 12:20am 24 Hours in Police Custody: The number of incidents of domestic abuse reported to Bedfordshire Police has surged to over 200 a week. And it can be difficult to navigate personal stories of real-life drama. (S4 Ep6) (1 hour)
• 1:20am Random Acts: More of the world's best creative shorts, including a music video that creates drama from an emoticon and creative editing. Rosa Fisher discusses her animated film Conformity Juice. (Ep4, 6) (25 minutes)
• 2:35am Undercover: Inside Britain's...: ...Children's Services: Dispatches goes undercover in Birmingham City Council's children's services department, which Ofsted's Chief Inspector described as a national disgrace in 2013. (55 minutes)
• 7:00pm The Simpsons: At Long Last Leave: The Simpsons are evicted from Springfield and join an off-the-grid community, but Marge and Homer meet hostility when they try to sneak back into town. (S23 Ep14, 22) (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm Hollyoaks: Cindy goes to great lengths to get Dirk back, while Marnie wants to help her son move on with his life. Maxine is on tenterhooks when DS Thorpe gets friendly with Jack. (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm Obsessive Compulsive Country...: ...House Cleaners: Glen from Watford and Caren from Manchester travel to the west of Ireland to help Ursula shift the mess and clutter from the upper floors of Tarbert House. (S6 Ep3) (1 hour)
• 10:00pm How to Get a Council House: Shayne has to climb through a window to get into his bedsit. Piotr lives in a mouldy garage. This episode meets people on low incomes who have to rent their home privately. (S4 Ep4) (1 hour)
• 11:00pm Gogglebox: Britain's favourite viewers on: Britain's Got Talent, Peaky Blinders, The Great British Sewing Bee, Secret Life of the Human Pups, Big Fish Man, the News and more. (S7 Ep15) (1 hour 5 minutes)

4seven HD (110)

• 12:00am Obsessive Compulsive Country...: ...House Cleaners: Two diagnosed OCD cleaners head for a stately home in North Yorkshire, where James and Alison's plans to start a B&B are being hindered by junk and unruly vines. (S6 Ep2) (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 1:05am The Millionaire Party Planner: A look behind the scenes as party planner Liz Taylor organises spectacular luxury events for the super wealthy, with lavish budgets, tantrums, tears and even the occasional tiara. (1 hour)
• 8:00pm George Clarke's Amazing Homes...: ...on Wheels: George looks back at some incredible feats of engineering, from the scrap Learjet turned into a luxury garden studio to a mobile cinema and a Jeep made into a cocktail bar. (1 hour)
• 9:00pm Yeti: Myth, Man or Beast?: Is the Yeti a marginalised species of human? Or perhaps an unknown bear species? Mark Evans and leading international geneticists use cutting-edge DNA analysis to examine the evidence. (1 hour)
• 11:45pm How to Get a Council House: Shayne has to climb through a window to get into his bedsit. Piotr lives in a mouldy garage. This episode meets people on low incomes who have to rent their home privately. (S4 Ep4) (1 hour)

CBBC (120)

• 7:15am Sidekick: Gloves on the Run: Animated series following four friends as they train at the Academy for Aspiring Sidekicks. A pair of magical gloves control Eric. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 7:25am Danger Mouse: Sinister Mouse: Animated series. Has Danger Mouse finally met his match? An evil version of our hero escapes from a parallel dimension and joins forces with Baron Greenback. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 11:15am Strange Hill High: 4, 14. Snoozical: Animated series set in an inner-city school. Becky wants to audition for the upcoming Strange Hill High musical, blissfully unaware that her singing is awful. Also in HD. (20 minutes)
• 2:40pm My Life: Take a Breath: 8, 12. Documentary series. This film follows Grace and Cerys as they juggle running and music with the demands of their lung condition cystic fibrosis. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 4:30pm New: Hetty Feather: Changes: Drama series set in Victorian-era London. Gideon tells a lie, which gets Hetty into trouble, and Matron has mysteriously disappeared. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm The Dumping Ground: 11, 13. Be My Girl: Drama series. Floss meets some prospective parents, while Rick and Carmen's friendship is tested to breaking point. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 6:45pm Danger Mouse: Megahurtz Attacks: Animated series. Danger Mouse's attempts to boost Penfold's confidence backfire when they lead to a ferocious games monster escaping into the real world. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 7:00pm Horrible Histories: 10, 13. Historical sketch show. First World War soldiers try some unusual ways to cure frostbite in the winter. Also, the not-at-all romantic movie starring William the Conqueror. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm The Dumping Ground: 10, 20. Dragon Slayer: Drama series. Johnny has to face down his fear to protect his family when his violent stepfather gets out of prison. Also in HD. (30 minutes)

CBeebies (121)

• 7:15am Bing: Blocks: Children's animation series. Bing is building a tower as tall as he is with his blocks and is upset when Coco arrives and hijacks them. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 7:40am The Furchester Hotel: Penguin Bobsleigh Team: Preschool puppet show. Phoebe and Elmo help two penguins learn how to bobsleigh, but they collide on the track with the Tea Time Monsters. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 7:55am Octonauts: The Giant Spider Crab: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. Kwazii is spooked when he spots what looks like a giant underwater spider. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 8:05am Mike the Knight: Mike the Knight and the Broken Shield: Animated series about a young knight in training. Mike wants to help Trollee distract the Vikings but doesn't want to share his equipment. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 8:20am Charlie and Lola: It's Raining, It's Boring: Children's animation. Charlie loves his little sister Lola. Marv finds a compendium of games and tries to play every game before the rain stops. (10 minutes)
• 9:10am Bing: Cat: On the way to Padget's shop, Bing and Flop stop to play with Arlo the cat. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 9:20am Bing: Blocks: Children's animation series. Bing is building a tower as tall as he is with his blocks and is upset when Coco arrives and hijacks them. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
• 9:35am Twirlywoos: Noisy: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos find that playing with a radio can have very noisy consequences. Back in the boat, the Stop-Go Car comes to visit. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 12:00pm Melody: 16, 20. Unlikely Partners: Preschool mixed-media music show. Melody listens to the Elgar Cello Concerto, first movement, and imagines a dancing hippo and a mouse. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 12:10pm Balamory: Feeding the Lambs: Live-action series for preschool children based on a Scottish island. PC Plum arrives at the nursery yawning because he was up all night feeding newborn lambs. (20 minutes)
• 12:45pm Grandpa in My Pocket: The Day the Callminders Called on Mr Whoops: Children's comedy about a grandpa who can magically shrink. Mr Callminder and his children have trouble at the toyshop. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 1:10pm Bing: Cat: On the way to Padget's shop, Bing and Flop stop to play with Arlo the cat. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 1:20pm Bing: Blocks: Children's animation series. Bing is building a tower as tall as he is with his blocks and is upset when Coco arrives and hijacks them. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
• 1:35pm Twirlywoos: Noisy: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos find that playing with a radio can have very noisy consequences. Back in the boat, the Stop-Go Car comes to visit. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 4:30pm Andy's Prehistoric Adventures: Kimmerosaurus and Clamshell: Preschool adventure series. Andy returns 160 million years into the past to hunt for a prehistoric clamshell. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 4:45pm Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Heroic Hedgehog: Animated series. Peter escapes a very chatty Mrs Tiggy-Winkle to go strawberry-raiding, but soon gets into trouble. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 6:00pm New: Clangers: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. 35, 52. Chairs: Granny's comfy puffball chair gets punctured by a knitting needle. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 6:10pm The Adventures of Abney & Teal: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. The Rainbow Whistle: Animated adventures of two friends who live on an island in the middle of the big city. A beautiful rainbow appears in the sky. Also in HD. (10 minutes)

CBBC HD (123)

• 7:15am Sidekick: Gloves on the Run: Animated series following four friends as they train at the Academy for Aspiring Sidekicks. A pair of magical gloves control Eric. (10 minutes)
• 7:25am Danger Mouse: Sinister Mouse: Animated series. Has Danger Mouse finally met his match? An evil version of our hero escapes from a parallel dimension and joins forces with Baron Greenback. (15 minutes)
• 11:15am Strange Hill High: 4, 14. Snoozical: Animated series set in an inner-city school. Becky wants to audition for the upcoming Strange Hill High musical, blissfully unaware that her singing is awful. (20 minutes)
• 2:40pm My Life: Take a Breath: 8, 12. Documentary series. This film follows Grace and Cerys as they juggle their passions - for running and music - with the demands of their serious lung condition cystic fibrosis. (30 minutes)
• 4:30pm New: Hetty Feather: Changes: Drama series set in Victorian-era London. Gideon tells a lie, which gets Hetty into trouble, and Matron has mysteriously disappeared. (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm The Dumping Ground: 11, 13. Be My Girl: Drama series. Floss meets some prospective parents, while Rick and Carmen's friendship is tested to breaking point. (30 minutes)
• 6:45pm Danger Mouse: Megahurtz Attacks: Animated series. Danger Mouse's attempts to boost Penfold's confidence backfire when they lead to a ferocious games monster escaping into the real world. (15 minutes)
• 7:00pm Horrible Histories: 10, 13. Historical sketch show. First World War soldiers try some unusual ways to cure frostbite in the winter. Also, the not-at-all romantic movie starring William the Conqueror. (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm The Dumping Ground: 10, 20. Dragon Slayer: Drama series. Johnny has to face down his fear to protect his family when his violent stepfather gets out of prison. (30 minutes)

CBeebies HD (124)

• 7:15am Bing: Blocks: Children's animation series. Bing is building a tower as tall as he is with his blocks and is upset when Coco arrives and hijacks them. (10 minutes)
• 7:40am The Furchester Hotel: Penguin Bobsleigh Team: Preschool puppet show. Phoebe and Elmo help two penguins learn how to bobsleigh, but they collide on the track with the Tea Time Monsters. (15 minutes)
• 7:55am Octonauts: The Giant Spider Crab: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. Kwazii is spooked when he spots what looks like a giant underwater spider. (10 minutes)
• 8:05am Mike the Knight: Mike the Knight and the Broken Shield: Animated series about a young knight in training. Mike wants to help Trollee distract the Vikings but doesn't want to share his equipment. (15 minutes)
• 8:20am Charlie and Lola: It's Raining, It's Boring: Children's animation. Charlie loves his little sister Lola. Marv finds a compendium of games and tries to play every game before the rain stops. (10 minutes)
• 9:10am Bing: Cat: Children's animation. Bing loves Arlo the cat and knows just where he likes to be stroked and what games he likes playing. Bing spots a new cat but this one isn't so friendly. (10 minutes)
• 9:20am Bing: Blocks: Children's animation series. Bing is building a tower as tall as he is with his blocks and is upset when Coco arrives and hijacks them. (5 minutes)
• 9:35am Twirlywoos: Noisy: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos find that playing with a radio can have very noisy consequences. Back in the boat, the Stop-Go Car comes to visit. (10 minutes)
• 12:00pm Melody: 16, 20. Unlikely Partners: Preschool mixed-media music show. Melody listens to the Elgar Cello Concerto, first movement, and imagines a dancing hippo and a mouse. (10 minutes)
• 12:10pm Balamory: Feeding the Lambs: Live-action series for preschool children based on a Scottish island. PC Plum arrives at the nursery yawning because he was up all night feeding newborn lambs. (20 minutes)
• 12:45pm Grandpa in My Pocket: The Day the Callminders Called on Mr Whoops: Children's comedy about a grandpa who can magically shrink. Mr Callminder and his children have trouble at the toyshop. (15 minutes)
• 1:10pm Bing: Cat: Children's animation. Bing loves Arlo the cat and knows just where he likes to be stroked and what games he likes playing. Bing spots a new cat but this one isn't so friendly. (10 minutes)
• 1:20pm Bing: Blocks: Children's animation series. Bing is building a tower as tall as he is with his blocks and is upset when Coco arrives and hijacks them. (5 minutes)
• 1:35pm Twirlywoos: Noisy: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos find that playing with a radio can have very noisy consequences. Back in the boat, the Stop-Go Car comes to visit. (10 minutes)
• 4:30pm Andy's Prehistoric Adventures: Kimmerosaurus and Clamshell: Preschool adventure series. Andy returns 160 million years into the past to hunt for a prehistoric clamshell. (15 minutes)
• 4:45pm Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Heroic Hedgehog: Animated series. Peter escapes a very chatty Mrs Tiggy-Winkle to go strawberry-raiding, but soon gets into trouble. (15 minutes)
• 6:00pm New: Clangers: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. 35, 52. Chairs: Granny's comfy puffball chair gets punctured by a knitting needle. (10 minutes)
• 6:10pm The Adventures of Abney & Teal: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. The Rainbow Whistle: Animated adventures of two friends who live on an island in the middle of the big city. A beautiful rainbow appears in the sky. (10 minutes)

Wednesday 1st June

BBC Two (2)

• 12:15am Nature's Epic Journeys: 2, 3. Caribou: Following caribou on a 5000km migration through the Arctic wilderness of Canada and Alaska. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 5:45am Council House Crackdown: 7, 10. Reality series following housing fraud investigators. Here, they catch up with a woman who unlawfully sublet her two social housing properties while living in a third. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
• 8:30am The Hairy Bikers' Pubs That Built...: ...Britain. Home Counties: Si and Dave discover how Britain's inns and taverns witnessed the Wars of the Roses. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 3:15pm Australia with Simon Reeve: 2, 3. Simon Reeve continues his Australian adventure. He travels from Darwin, in Australia's Northern Territory, across to the Cape York Peninsula and on to the Great Barrier Reef. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 4:15pm Great Continental Railway Journeys: Rome to Taormina: Michael Portillo takes the train down the spine of Italy from Rome to Sicily, visiting Naples, the island of Capri and the ancient hilltop town of Taormina. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 5:15pm Bargain Hunt: Ardingly: Antiques challenge. Tim Wonnacott heads south to the Ardingly Antiques Fair with experts Charlie Ross and Charles Hanson. Also in HD. (40 minutes)
• 9:30pm Versailles: 1, 10. Period drama. A young Louis XIV seeks to impose his authority. Contains some strong language, explicit sexual content and some violence. Also in HD. Followed by Inside Versailles. (1 hour)
• 11:15pm The Real Versailles: Lucy Worsley and Helen Castor tell the real-life stories behind one of the world's grandest buildings, revealing the Machiavellian world that Louis XIV created and inhabited. Also in HD. (55 minutes)

ITV (3)

• 7:00pm Emmerdale: Belle takes a risk. Liv is horrified by the consequences of her actions. Pierce turns on the charm. (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm Coronation Street: Sarah looks like she has seen a ghost. Chesney is rocked by Sinead's indiscretion. Norris has a plan. (30 minutes)

Channel 4 (4)

• 6:00pm The Simpsons: Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart: Bart goes undercover as a graffiti artist. A trendy new health food superstore opens in Springfield that threatens to put Apu out of business. (S23 Ep15, 22) (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Hollyoaks: Will Cindy be able to save the day when The Emporium falls foul of the law? How much longer will Cleo be able to keep Holly's secret? Zack's loyalty is torn between Sonia and Lisa. (30 minutes)
• 8:00pm The Supervet: A Great Dane is rushed to the clinic after losing the use of her back legs. A spaniel needs work after being hit by a car. And an owner travels from Yorkshire with her collie. (Ep2) (1 hour)
• 10:00pm Seventy with a Six Pack: This heart-warming documentary spends a year with some of Britain's oldest muscle men as they pump, preen and flex their way towards the World Bodybuilding Finals in Miami. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 11:05pm 24 Hours in A&E: Janine has been kicked by a horse and had to crawl across two fields to call for help. George's motorbike collided with a car and he was catapulted into the windscreen. (S11 Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)

Channel 5 (5)

• 11:15am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. Dr Beecraft sees a patient whose reaction to a diagnosis of terminal cancer is inspirational. Dr Pearce treats a woman with classic symptoms of bereavement. (S3 Ep 19) (55 minutes)
• 1:15pm Home and Away: A text message from Brax threatens to derail the wedding. Olivia is keeping a secret from Hunter but cannot bring herself to confess. Evie goes to see Tank in hospital. (30 minutes)
• 1:45pm Neighbours: Jimmy warns Paul that the police are coming. Sonya is stunned when Walter admits he is not her uncle. Lauren warns Ned if he steps over the line she will tell Brad everything. (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm Neighbours: Jimmy warns Paul that the police are coming. Sonya is stunned when Walter admits he is not her uncle. Lauren warns Ned if he steps over the line she will tell Brad everything. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm Home and Away: A text message from Brax threatens to derail the wedding. Olivia is keeping a secret from Hunter but cannot bring herself to confess. Evie goes to see Tank in hospital. (30 minutes)
• 8:00pm New: GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Observational documentary series. Three patients consult the Balham park doctors about their skin disorders. (S3 Ep 33) (1 hour)

ITV2 (6)

• 12:10am American Dad!: Son of Stan: Animated series about a hapless CIA agent. After Stan creates a clone of Steve, he and Francine compete with each other to determine who has better parenting skills. (30 minutes)
• 12:40am American Dad!: Cops and Roger: Animated series. Roger joins the Police Academy to learn how to be a real man after he and Francine are mugged, but he befriends a cop of dubious character. (30 minutes)
• 8:00am Emmerdale: Liv hatches a plan. Belle is faced with a choice. Cain lays down the law. (1 hour)
• 12:15pm Emmerdale: Liv hatches a plan. Belle is faced with a choice. Cain lays down the law. (1 hour)
• 10:50pm Family Guy: #JOLO: US animated series. Peter becomes a town hero for accidentally finding a missing boy. Joe decides to live life to the full by quitting his job and going to the Niagara Falls. (30 minutes)
• 11:20pm Family Guy: Turkey Guys: Animated comedy. On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday turkey and then must go out to find a replacement. (30 minutes)
• 11:50pm Family Guy: The 2000-Year-Old Virgin: Animated comedy. Peter and the guys set out to throw Jesus the best birthday party ever to help him lose his virginity. (25 minutes)

BBC Four (9)

• 1:00am The Art of Gothic: Britain's Midnight...: ...Hour. 1, 3. Liberty Diversity Depravity: How the Gothic revival came to influence popular art, architecture and literature. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 3:00am Revolution and Romance: Musical...: ...Masters of the 19th Century. 1, 3. We Can Be Heroes: As the aristocracy weakened, composers and performers became the superstars of their age. (1 hour)
• 7:30pm Railway Walks with Julia Bradbury: 2, 6. Discovering Snowdonia: Julia Bradbury continues her series of walks along Britain's lost rail empire as she visits the Mawddach estuary in north Wales. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 8:00pm New Hidden Killers of the Victorian Home: 1, 2. Suzannah Lipscomb looks at the killer products that surrounded the Victorians, revealing how their ideal of 'safe as houses' was far from the reality. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 9:00pm New: Ben Building: Mussolini,...: ...Monuments and Modernism. Jonathan Meades investigates the architecture of Mussolini's Italy. Also in HD. (1 hour 30 minutes)
• 10:30pm Andrew Marr on Churchill: Blood,...: ...Sweat and Oil Paint. Andrew Marr discovers the story of Winston Churchill's passion for painting, revealing how his private hobby shaped his public life. Also in HD. (1 hour)

ITV3 (10)

• 6:25am Heartbeat: Return Crossing: A widow's life is endangered by the dodgy business dealings of her late husband, and the locals help a visitor on his romantic quest. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 7:30am Where the Heart Is: Stamp of Approval: Billy goes for the job of Harding's deputy. Megan and Luke can't decide who to tell about her pregnancy. Nathan tries to get Alice back. Nurse Kim Blakeney arrives. (1 hour)
• 8:30am The Royal: A Hero for Our Time: The casualty department is flooded. Jack's fishing trip is ruined when a car crashes into the lake. The chairman of the DHA's daughter is treated at the Royal. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 10:55am Murder, She Wrote: Mr Penroy's Vacation: Murder mystery series about a sleuthing writer. The new sheriff of Cabot Cove thinks he has found the perfect job in a quiet town - until a man disappears. (1 hour)
• 1:00pm Heartbeat: The Hospital Job: A search for stolen antiques turns life-threatening for Mason and Wetherby. Prejudices are stirred by the arrival of a group of Taoist monks. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 2:05pm The Royal: Below the Surface: It looks as though the casualty department may have to close. Dr Weatherill risks everything to save a homeless man trapped at a building site. (1 hour)
• 3:05pm Where The Heart Is: Sisters Under the Skin: Billy's attempts to stay on the side of the workers backfire. Sally and Anna clash when they discover that Megan is pregnant. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 5:55pm Heartbeat: The Hospital Job: A search for stolen antiques turns life-threatening for Mason and Wetherby. Prejudices are stirred by the arrival of a group of Taoist monks. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 7:00pm Murder, She Wrote: Snow White, Blood Red: Murder mystery series about sleuthing crime writer Jessica Fletcher. The US World Cup ski team are murdered one by one at a ski lodge. (1 hour)
• 8:00pm Lewis: The Point of Vanishing: When religious fanatic Steven Mullan is murdered, Lewis investigates celebrity atheist Tom Rattenbury and his family, who had been attacked by Mullan. (2 hours)
• 11:05pm The Knock: Customs and excise drama. Bill arranges for the critically wounded Saphyvid to be flown to London Airport to identify Montfort. (1 hour 10 minutes)

Pick (11)

• 3:00am New: Coast Guard Alaska: Hair-raising fly-on-the-wall action following the heroes of the Alaskan Coast Guard service. (S3, ep 6) (1 hour)
• 4:00am Monkey Life: Resident capuchin TJ stirs up trouble when he joins the new Chilean arrivals. The chimps from Hananya's group, meanwhile, get their teeth cleaned. (S3, ep 5) (30 minutes)
• 4:30am Monkey Life: A big decision must be made when alpha male Hananya continues to exhibit violent behaviour. Chimps Simon and Eveline, meanwhile, compete in a swing-off. (S3, ep 6) (30 minutes)
• 12:00pm Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S8, ep 3) (30 minutes)
• 12:30pm Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S8, ep 4) (30 minutes)
• 1:00pm Monkey Business: Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (30 minutes)
• 1:30pm Monkey Business: Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (30 minutes)
• 2:00pm Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S10, ep 2) (30 minutes)
• 5:00pm Monkey Life: Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 11) (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm Monkey Life: Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 12) (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm Bones: The Double Death Of The Dearly Departed: When a co-worker dies, the Jeffersonian team attend the funeral. But Brennan isn't convinced that the death was accidental. (S4, ep 21) (1 hour)

Dave (12)

• 7:20am Top Gear: High-octane high jinks with Jeremy, Richard and James, plus guest Philip Glenister. The chaps attempt to build a truly amphibious car that works as well on water as it does on land. (50 minutes)
• 8:10am Top Gear: Clarkson and co introduce more fun-packed petrolhead pandemonium. The trio take an unlikely caravanning holiday in Dorset, while The Stig finds out how fast you can drive indoors. (50 minutes)
• 12:00pm Top Gear: High-octane high jinks with Jeremy, Richard and James, plus guest Philip Glenister. The chaps attempt to build a truly amphibious car that works as well on water as it does on land. (1 hour)
• 5:00pm Best of Top Gear: A look back at some of the best ever bits of Top Gear from several past series, with Jeremy Clarkson. Highlights include a race between a Bugatti Veyron and a Cessna aeroplane. (1 hour)

Channel 4+1 (13)

• 7:00pm The Simpsons: Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart: Bart goes undercover as a graffiti artist. A trendy new health food superstore opens in Springfield that threatens to put Apu out of business. (S23 Ep15, 22) (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm Hollyoaks: Will Cindy be able to save the day when The Emporium falls foul of the law? How much longer will Cleo be able to keep Holly's secret? Zack's loyalty is torn between Sonia and Lisa. (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm The Supervet: A Great Dane is rushed to the clinic after losing the use of her back legs. A spaniel needs work after being hit by a car. And an owner travels from Yorkshire with her collie. (Ep2) (1 hour)
• 11:00pm Seventy with a Six Pack: This heart-warming documentary spends a year with some of Britain's oldest muscle men as they pump, preen and flex their way towards the World Bodybuilding Finals in Miami. (1 hour 5 minutes)

More4 (14)

• 12:10am 24 Hours in A&E: Sixty-year-old Iain is rushed to St George's after falling 10 feet off a ladder. And 13-year-old Lucy has lost the feeling in her feet and hands after falling off a trampoline. (S7 Ep5, 8) (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 1:15am Building the Dream: Charlie Luxton returns for a new series helping people build their dream home. First up is a trip to the Cotswolds and Mandy and Tony Slater's ambitious self-build. (S5 Ep1, 9) (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 8:55am Jamie's 15 Minute Meals: The featured recipes are grilled steak, ratatouille and saffron rice; plus, blackened chicken and San Fran quinoa salad. (40 minutes)
• 6:50pm George Clarke's Amazing Spaces: George Clarke presents the series about beautiful spaces that don't blow the budget. This time there's a clifftop retreat, a unique garden pavilion and a tour of Germany. (S5 Ep1, 9) (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 7:55pm Grand Designs: Kevin McCloud meets the Sampson family in Lot, France, as they embark on the construction of an ambitious, wooden-framed house that's partly made out of straw bales. (1 hour 5 minutes)

Film4 (15)

• 4:55pm The Sons of Katie Elder: (1965) Western. John Wayne stars as John Elder, the oldest of four brothers who are out to avenge the murder of their mother. With Dean Martin and Dennis Hopper. (2 hours 30 minutes)

Really (17)

• 1:00am Ghost Adventures: Los Coches Adobe: The gang go ghost-hunting again. The boys face a chilling lockdown at a former brothel in California, as one of them has to be rescued from malevolent spirits! (1 hour)
• 11:00am Ghost Adventures: Grand Canyon Caverns: The bold boys brave more spooky locations. The gang face eerie encounters and a barrage of boulders during their lockdown at a former burial site in Arizona. (1 hour)
• 5:00pm Ghost Adventures: Grand Canyon Caverns: The bold boys brave more spooky locations. The gang face eerie encounters and a barrage of boulders during their lockdown at a former burial site in Arizona. (1 hour)

Yesterday (19)

• 12:00am Coast: Cork to Dublin: Coast follows the southern shoreline of Ireland. In Cork, Neil Oliver explores Titanic's last port of call and tells of the priest who disembarked at the last minute. (1 hour)
• 2:00pm Raiders of the Lost Past: The Curse of Montezuma's Gold: In 1914, prospector Freddie Crystal claimed to have found a map that revealed the site of Montezuma's legendary lost treasure. But was the area cursed? (1 hour)
• 3:00pm Coast: Anglesey to Blackpool: Neil Oliver takes to the sky at RAF Valley in Anglesey as the Coast team continue their illuminating journey around the British Isles and the shores of Europe. (1 hour)
• 8:40pm Blackadder Goes Forth: Plan A: Captain Cook: With Field Marshal Haig's latest plan appearing to be to move his drinks cabinet a few inches towards Berlin, Blackadder volunteers to be official war artist. (40 minutes)
• 9:20pm Blackadder Goes Forth: Plan B: Corporal Punishment: When orders for Operation Insanity arrive, Blackadder breaches security by eating the messenger - a pigeon who happens to be Melchett's pet. Baah! (40 minutes)

Drama (20)

• 8:00pm New Tricks: Glasgow UCOS: A trip to Bonnie Scotland for Dennis Waterman and Denis Lawson in the popular crime drama. Standing and McAndrew travel to Glasgow to help establish a new team. (1 hour)
• 9:00pm New Tricks: Part of a Whole: Dennis Waterman stars in the hugely popular crime drama. Strickland turns to the team for help when his past returns to haunt him and his life's in peril. (1 hour)

5 USA (21)

• 12:55am CSI: Miami: Deviant: American drama series focusing on the work of the Miami forensics department. Alexx campaigns against a convicted sex offender who is subsequently murdered. (S4 Ep 16) (1 hour)
• 1:55am CSI: Miami: Fade Out: US crime drama series. When evidence suggests that a series of murders is linked to organized crime, Horatio and the team are led to a pair of film students. (S4 Ep 14) (55 minutes)
• 12:00pm CSI: Miami: Kill Switch: Crime drama series based on the work of forensic investigators. A car-jacker turns up dead hours after footage of him committing a crime is aired on television. (S5 Ep 23) (1 hour)

ITV4 (24)

• 12:10am Road: Motorcycling documentary. A fascinating feature-length sports documentary about the Dunlop family - a motorcycling dynasty (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 6:30am Minder: A Nice Little Wine: Drama series about a loveable rogue and his reluctant sidekick. Things turn sour for Arthur when his wine supplier is mugged and he becomes the prime suspect. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 11:00pm The Long Kiss Goodnight: Action thriller starring Geena Davis and Samuel L Jackson, 1996. An amnesiac schoolteacher fills the gaps in her memory and discovers she was formerly a government assassin (1 hour 10 minutes)

Home (25)

• 1:00am Love the Place You're In: Cambridge: Families try to create the ideal living space within their existing property. James and Marianna have just bought a cottage in Cambridge - their first home together. (1 hour)
• 3:00am Love the Place You're In: Putney: Inspiring interiors with Gordon Whistance. Charity fundraiser Jane wants to overhaul her Victorian terrace in south-west London to mark a turning point in her life. (1 hour)
• 3:00pm My Flat-Pack Home: Honours: Amanda Lamb meets a duo of flat-pack building enthusiasts, building their second project, a three-bedroomed oak framed house in Cheshire. (30 minutes)
• 3:30pm My Flat-Pack Home: Rayners: Inspirational building series with Amanda Lamb. She meets a couple with very different ideas on what type of family house to build as they attempt a contemporary eco home. (30 minutes)
• 5:00pm Love the Place You're In: Putney: Inspiring interiors with Gordon Whistance. Charity fundraiser Jane wants to overhaul her Victorian terrace in south-west London to mark a turning point in her life. (1 hour)
• 10:00pm My Flat-Pack Home: Honours: Amanda Lamb meets a duo of flat-pack building enthusiasts, building their second project, a three-bedroomed oak framed house in Cheshire. (30 minutes)
• 10:30pm My Flat-Pack Home: Rayners: Inspirational building series with Amanda Lamb. She meets a couple with very different ideas on what type of family house to build as they attempt a contemporary eco home. (30 minutes)
• 11:00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build: Misterton: Inspirational home makeovers. Nick and the team head to Misterton to help a grieving family transform their house, but will a blizzard put a stop to this big build? (1 hour)

ITV2+1 (27)

• 12:20am Family Guy: Brian the Closer: Animated comedy. Brian's cosmetic dental surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which gets him into trouble with Quagmire. (25 minutes)
• 12:45am Family Guy: The Book of Joe: Animated comedy. Peter helps Joe realise his dream of publishing a book but things get out of hand when Peter takes over as author. Brian takes up running. (25 minutes)
• 1:10am American Dad!: Son of Stan: Animated series about a hapless CIA agent. After Stan creates a clone of Steve, he and Francine compete with each other to determine who has better parenting skills. (30 minutes)
• 1:40am American Dad!: Cops and Roger: Animated series. Roger joins the Police Academy to learn how to be a real man after he and Francine are mugged, but he befriends a cop of dubious character. (30 minutes)
• 9:00am Emmerdale: Liv hatches a plan. Belle is faced with a choice. Cain lays down the law. (1 hour)
• 1:15pm Emmerdale: Liv hatches a plan. Belle is faced with a choice. Cain lays down the law. (1 hour)
• 11:50pm Family Guy: #JOLO: US animated series. Peter becomes a town hero for accidentally finding a missing boy. Joe decides to live life to the full by quitting his job and going to the Niagara Falls. (30 minutes)

E4 (28)

• 2:35am The 100: Brand new series - Perverse Instantiation Part 1: Clarke finds hope in a place she would never have expected. It's clear that Alie's master plan is beginning to come together. (S3 Ep15, 16) (45 minutes)
• 3:20am New Girl: Par 5: Jess tags along with Fawn to a charity golf tournament so that she can network with a powerful education official. Winston meets a beautiful woman. (S4 Ep20, 22) (20 minutes)
• 3:40am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Brand new series - Greg and Larry: The squad drop everything to intervene when they realise that Holt is in danger as the search for Pimento's hitman takes an unexpected turn. (S3 Ep23, 23) (25 minutes)
• 4:05am Angie Tribeca: Brand new series - Commissioner Bigfish: Tribeca and Geils go undercover to investigate a prostitution ring. Afraid of what they might discover, the lieutenant orders them to stop. (Ep5, 10) (20 minutes)
• 4:25am The Goldbergs: A Chorus Lie: Adam hits puberty and just as his voice is changing, he is given the lead in the school musical. Can he survive the performance by lip-synching? (S3 Ep2, 24) (25 minutes)
• 7:35am Hollyoaks: Cindy goes to great lengths to get Dirk back, while Marnie wants to help her son move on with his life. Maxine is on tenterhooks when DS Thorpe gets friendly with Jack. (30 minutes)
• 9:00am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Road Trip: In an attempt to add a touch of romance to his work trip with Santiago, Peralta invites his girlfriend and her boyfriend to join them. (S2 Ep9, 23) (30 minutes)
• 9:30am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Pontiac Bandit Returns: Doug Judy is back in custody after scamming Peralta and Diaz when they last met, but Captain Holt offers him a plea deal. (S2 Ep10, 23) (30 minutes)
• 1:00pm How I Met Your Mother: Mystery vs History: Ted shocks his friends by going on a date without researching the woman on the internet beforehand. Lily and Marshall find out the sex of their baby. (30 minutes)
• 1:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Noretta: The gang realise that their partners bear some resemblance to their parents. Barney and Nora's romantic evening is ruined by a string of disasters. (30 minutes)
• 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Intimacy Acceleration: When the gang hear about an experiment designed to make participants fall in love, Sheldon and Penny put it to the test as a joke. (S8 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
• 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Colonization Application: Amy learns that Sheldon has applied to take part in a one-way mission to colonise Mars. Leonard surprises Penny with a gift. (S8 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
• 4:00pm How I Met Your Mother: The Slutty Pumpkin Returns: Ted finally meets the mystery girl who attracted his attention by wearing a pumpkin costume at a Halloween party a decade previously. (30 minutes)
• 4:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Disaster Averted: Barney is desperate to get rid of the ducky tie and drives a hard bargain to be allowed to remove it. Later, the gang reminisce about Hurricane Irene. (30 minutes)
• 5:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Stakeout: Peralta and Boyle go on an eight-day stakeout, putting a strain on their friendship. Holt's nephew visits and makes an instant impression on Diaz. (S2 Ep11, 23) (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Beach House: The team is excited to visit Boyle's beach house for a detectives-only weekend getaway until Peralta ruins the fun by inviting Captain Holt. (S2 Ep12, 23) (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Leftover Thermalization: A power cut at Mrs Wolowitz's house defrosts the last meal she prepared before her death, so the gang consume it in her honour. (S8 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Skywalker Incursion: When Leonard and Sheldon are invited to speak at Berkeley, they take a detour during the journey to try to meet one of their idols. (S8 Ep19, 24) (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm New: Jane the Virgin: Brand new series - Chapter Thirty-Three: After dreaming about Professor Chavez, Jane needs to evaluate her feelings for him. Michael has a realisation about Rose and Mutter. (S2 Ep11, 22) (1 hour)
• 8:30pm The Big Bang Theory: Brand new series - The Viewing Party Combustion: During a get-together to watch TV at the flat, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard escalates into a heated debate. (S9 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm New: The 100: Brand new series - Perverse Instantiation Part 2: The group see the harsh reality of their terrible situation as all the parties gear up for one final, frightening face-off. (S3 Ep16, 16) (1 hour)
• 11:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
• 11:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Pulled Groin Extrapolation: Leonard goes as Amy's date to a colleague's wedding. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)

E4+1 (29)

• 12:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Skank Reflex Analysis: Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
• 3:35am The 100: Brand new series - Perverse Instantiation Part 1: Clarke finds hope in a place she would never have expected. It's clear that Alie's master plan is beginning to come together. (S3 Ep15, 16) (45 minutes)
• 4:20am New Girl: Par 5: Jess tags along with Fawn to a charity golf tournament so that she can network with a powerful education official. Winston meets a beautiful woman. (S4 Ep20, 22) (20 minutes)
• 4:40am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Brand new series - Greg and Larry: The squad drop everything to intervene when they realise that Holt is in danger as the search for Pimento's hitman takes an unexpected turn. (S3 Ep23, 23) (25 minutes)
• 5:05am Angie Tribeca: Brand new series - Commissioner Bigfish: Tribeca and Geils go undercover to investigate a prostitution ring. Afraid of what they might discover, the lieutenant orders them to stop. (Ep5, 10) (20 minutes)
• 5:25am The Goldbergs: A Chorus Lie: Adam hits puberty and just as his voice is changing, he is given the lead in the school musical. Can he survive the performance by lip-synching? (S3 Ep2, 24) (25 minutes)
• 8:35am Hollyoaks: Cindy goes to great lengths to get Dirk back, while Marnie wants to help her son move on with his life. Maxine is on tenterhooks when DS Thorpe gets friendly with Jack. (30 minutes)
• 10:00am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Road Trip: In an attempt to add a touch of romance to his work trip with Santiago, Peralta invites his girlfriend and her boyfriend to join them. (S2 Ep9, 23) (30 minutes)
• 10:30am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Pontiac Bandit Returns: Doug Judy is back in custody after scamming Peralta and Diaz when they last met, but Captain Holt offers him a plea deal. (S2 Ep10, 23) (30 minutes)
• 2:00pm How I Met Your Mother: Mystery vs History: Ted shocks his friends by going on a date without researching the woman on the internet beforehand. Lily and Marshall find out the sex of their baby. (30 minutes)
• 2:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Noretta: The gang realise that their partners bear some resemblance to their parents. Barney and Nora's romantic evening is ruined by a string of disasters. (30 minutes)
• 3:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Intimacy Acceleration: When the gang hear about an experiment designed to make participants fall in love, Sheldon and Penny put it to the test as a joke. (S8 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
• 3:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Colonization Application: Amy learns that Sheldon has applied to take part in a one-way mission to colonise Mars. Leonard surprises Penny with a gift. (S8 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
• 5:00pm How I Met Your Mother: The Slutty Pumpkin Returns: Ted finally meets the mystery girl who attracted his attention by wearing a pumpkin costume at a Halloween party a decade previously. (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Disaster Averted: Barney is desperate to get rid of the ducky tie and drives a hard bargain to be allowed to remove it. Later, the gang reminisce about Hurricane Irene. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Stakeout: Peralta and Boyle go on an eight-day stakeout, putting a strain on their friendship. Holt's nephew visits and makes an instant impression on Diaz. (S2 Ep11, 23) (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Beach House: The team is excited to visit Boyle's beach house for a detectives-only weekend getaway until Peralta ruins the fun by inviting Captain Holt. (S2 Ep12, 23) (30 minutes)
• 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Leftover Thermalization: A power cut at Mrs Wolowitz's house defrosts the last meal she prepared before her death, so the gang consume it in her honour. (S8 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Skywalker Incursion: When Leonard and Sheldon are invited to speak at Berkeley, they take a detour during the journey to try to meet one of their idols. (S8 Ep19, 24) (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm New: Jane the Virgin: Brand new series - Chapter Thirty-Three: After dreaming about Professor Chavez, Jane needs to evaluate her feelings for him. Michael has a realisation about Rose and Mutter. (S2 Ep11, 22) (1 hour)
• 9:30pm The Big Bang Theory: Brand new series - The Viewing Party Combustion: During a get-together to watch TV at the flat, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard escalates into a heated debate. (S9 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
• 10:00pm New: The 100: Brand new series - Perverse Instantiation Part 2: The group see the harsh reality of their terrible situation as all the parties gear up for one final, frightening face-off. (S3 Ep16, 16) (1 hour)

5STAR (30)

• 2:45am Wentworth Prison: Drama series. After Kim plants drugs in her cell, Franky is forced to put her life in jeopardy or ruin her chances of parole. Will finally learns who killed his wife. (S3 Ep 10) (50 minutes)
• 3:00pm Neighbours: Jimmy warns Paul that the police are coming. Sonya is stunned when Walter admits he is not her uncle. Lauren warns Ned if he steps over the line she will tell Brad everything. (30 minutes)
• 3:30pm Home and Away: A text message from Brax threatens to derail the wedding. Olivia is keeping a secret from Hunter but cannot bring herself to confess. Evie goes to see Tank in hospital. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm Neighbours: Jimmy warns Paul that the police are coming. Sonya is stunned when Walter admits he is not her uncle. Lauren warns Ned if he steps over the line she will tell Brad everything. (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Home and Away: Ricky and Nate's dream wedding is in jeopardy. Olivia is devastated when she discovers that she is pregnant. Doubts about Dylan continue to play on Kat's mind. (30 minutes)

ITV+1 (33)

• 12:10am Columbo: Any Old Port in a Storm: Detective drama with the unorthodox lieutenant. A wine maker murders his brother, who is threatening to sell the family vineyard. (1 hour 50 minutes)
• 8:00pm Emmerdale: Belle takes a risk. Liv is horrified by the consequences of her actions. Pierce turns on the charm. (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm Coronation Street: Sarah looks like she has seen a ghost. Chesney is rocked by Sinead's indiscretion. Norris has a plan. (30 minutes)

Channel 5+1 (44)

• 12:15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. Dr Beecraft sees a patient whose reaction to a diagnosis of terminal cancer is inspirational. Dr Pearce treats a woman with classic symptoms of bereavement. (S3 Ep 19) (55 minutes)
• 2:15pm Home and Away: A text message from Brax threatens to derail the wedding. Olivia is keeping a secret from Hunter but cannot bring herself to confess. Evie goes to see Tank in hospital. (30 minutes)
• 2:45pm Neighbours: Jimmy warns Paul that the police are coming. Sonya is stunned when Walter admits he is not her uncle. Lauren warns Ned if he steps over the line she will tell Brad everything. (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Neighbours: Jimmy warns Paul that the police are coming. Sonya is stunned when Walter admits he is not her uncle. Lauren warns Ned if he steps over the line she will tell Brad everything. (30 minutes)
• 7:00pm Home and Away: A text message from Brax threatens to derail the wedding. Olivia is keeping a secret from Hunter but cannot bring herself to confess. Evie goes to see Tank in hospital. (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm New: GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Observational documentary series. Three patients consult the Balham park doctors about their skin disorders. (S3 Ep 33) (1 hour)

Film4+1 (45)

• 5:55pm The Sons of Katie Elder: (1965) Western. John Wayne stars as John Elder, the oldest of four brothers who are out to avenge the murder of their mother. With Dean Martin and Dennis Hopper. (2 hours 30 minutes)

Challenge (46)

• 12:00am Bruce's Price Is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (30 minutes)
• 1:00am Pointless Celebrities: Comedian Alexander Armstrong hosts a special edition of the general knowledge quiz as famous faces try to score as few points as possible by coming up with answers no-one else can think of. (1 hour)
• 5:30am Strike It Rich: Michael Barrymore introduces the quiz show with the big jackpot. (30 minutes)
• 8:00am Golden Balls: In a game of truth and bluff, contestants try to find which of the 100 golden balls conceal life-changing amounts of cash and which contain the dreaded killer balls. (1 hour)
• 9:00am Pointless Celebrities: Comedian Alexander Armstrong hosts a special edition of the general knowledge quiz as famous faces try to score as few points as possible by coming up with answers no-one else can think of. (1 hour)
• 12:30pm Bruce's Price Is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (30 minutes)
• 1:00pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
• 1:30pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
• 2:00pm Pointless Celebrities: Comedian Alexander Armstrong hosts a special edition of the general knowledge quiz as famous faces try to score as few points as possible by coming up with answers no-one else can think of. (1 hour)
• 8:00pm Pointless Celebrities: Comedian Alexander Armstrong hosts a special edition of the general knowledge quiz as famous faces try to score as few points as possible by coming up with answers no-one else can think of. (1 hour)

4seven (47)

• 12:45am Travel Man: 48 Hours in Paris: Richard Ayoade and Mel Giedroyc do a Paris le weekend, with snails, absinthe, a cordon bleu cookery course, bespoke perfume and an art tour. (S2 Ep2, 4) (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm Gogglebox: Britain's favourite viewers on: Britain's Got Talent, Peaky Blinders, The Great British Sewing Bee, Secret Life of the Human Pups, Big Fish Man, the News and more. (S7 Ep15) (1 hour)
• 10:00pm Gogglebox: This episode includes Eurovision, The Queen's 90th Birthday Celebration, Countdown, The Hollow Crown, Let's Do It: A Tribute to Victoria Wood, 24 Hours in A&E and the News. (S7 Ep14) (1 hour)
• 11:00pm The Millionaire Party Planner: A look behind the scenes as party planner Liz Taylor organises spectacular luxury events for the super wealthy, with lavish budgets, tantrums, tears and even the occasional tiara. (1 hour 5 minutes)

Channel 5+24 (55)

• 2:50am Home and Away: Zac struggles over whether or not to help Tank. Kat's relationship with Dylan takes an unsettling turn. Maddy and Matt start to see through the fog of their cyber bullying. (25 minutes)
• 11:15am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Reality series filmed at the Balham Park Surgery. Dr Bower correctly suspects that an innocuous case of pins and needles suggests a more serious condition. (S3 Ep 18) (1 hour)
• 1:15pm Home and Away: Evie gets her Tank tattoo removed and Josh proposes to her. Billie tries to let VJ down gently. Zac blames himself for Tank's stabbing. Josh confronts Tank in hospital. (30 minutes)
• 1:45pm Neighbours: Xanthe is humiliated that her plan is out. Paul asks Steph to loan him money for a false passport. Brad reveals the secret he shares with Terese about Cecilia's false testimony. (35 minutes)
• 5:00pm Neighbours: Brad and Terese threaten to ruin Steph. Xanthe realises that she has made a mistake and calls off her cosmetic surgery. Ned misreads Lauren's intentions and goes in for a kiss. (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm Neighbours: Xanthe is humiliated that her plan is out. Paul asks Steph to loan him money for a false passport. Brad reveals the secret he shares with Terese about Cecilia's false testimony. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm Home and Away: Evie gets her Tank tattoo removed and Josh proposes to her. Billie tries to let VJ down gently. Zac blames himself for Tank's stabbing. Josh confronts Tank in hospital. (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Neighbours: Xanthe is humiliated that her plan is out. Paul asks Steph to loan him money for a false passport. Brad reveals the secret he shares with Terese about Cecilia's false testimony. (30 minutes)

5USA+1 (83)

• 12:55am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Say Uncle: Drama series. A double fatality at a Korea Town party has the CSIs on the hunt for a missing boy who was the key witness to the shooting of his mother and uncle. (S9 Ep 6) (1 hour)
• 1:55am CSI: Miami: Deviant: American drama series focusing on the work of the Miami forensics department. Alexx campaigns against a convicted sex offender who is subsequently murdered. (S4 Ep 16) (1 hour)
• 2:55am CSI: Miami: Fade Out: US crime drama series. When evidence suggests that a series of murders is linked to organized crime, Horatio and the team are led to a pair of film students. (S4 Ep 14) (55 minutes)

Dave ja vu (84)

• 8:20am Top Gear: High-octane high jinks with Jeremy, Richard and James, plus guest Philip Glenister. The chaps attempt to build a truly amphibious car that works as well on water as it does on land. (50 minutes)
• 9:10am Top Gear: Clarkson and co introduce more fun-packed petrolhead pandemonium. The trio take an unlikely caravanning holiday in Dorset, while The Stig finds out how fast you can drive indoors. (50 minutes)
• 1:00pm Top Gear: High-octane high jinks with Jeremy, Richard and James, plus guest Philip Glenister. The chaps attempt to build a truly amphibious car that works as well on water as it does on land. (1 hour)
• 6:00pm Best of Top Gear: A look back at some of the best ever bits of Top Gear from several past series, with Jeremy Clarkson. Highlights include a race between a Bugatti Veyron and a Cessna aeroplane. (1 hour)

BBC Two HD (102)

• 12:15am Nature's Epic Journeys: 2, 3. Caribou: Following caribou on a 5000km migration through the Arctic wilderness of Canada and Alaska. (1 hour)
• 5:45am Council House Crackdown: 7, 10. Reality series following housing fraud investigators. Here, they catch up with a woman who unlawfully sublet her two social housing properties while living in a third. (45 minutes)
• 8:30am The Hairy Bikers' Pubs That Built...: ...Britain. Home Counties: Si and Dave discover how Britain's inns and taverns witnessed the Wars of the Roses. (30 minutes)
• 3:15pm Australia with Simon Reeve: 2, 3. Simon Reeve continues his Australian adventure. He travels from Darwin, in Australia's Northern Territory, across to the Cape York Peninsula and on to the Great Barrier Reef. (1 hour)
• 4:15pm Great Continental Railway Journeys: Rome to Taormina: Michael Portillo takes the train down the spine of Italy from Rome to Sicily, visiting Naples, the island of Capri and the ancient hilltop town of Taormina. (1 hour)
• 5:15pm Bargain Hunt: Ardingly: Antiques challenge. Tim Wonnacott heads south to the Ardingly Antiques Fair with experts Charlie Ross and Charles Hanson. (40 minutes)
• 9:30pm Versailles: 1, 10. Period drama. A young Louis XIV seeks to impose his authority. Contains some strong language, explicit sexual content and some violence. Followed by Inside Versailles. (1 hour)
• 11:15pm The Real Versailles: Lucy Worsley and Helen Castor tell the real-life stories behind one of the world's grandest buildings, revealing the Machiavellian world that Louis XIV created and inhabited. (55 minutes)

ITV HD (103)

• 7:00pm Emmerdale: Belle takes a risk. Liv is horrified by the consequences of her actions. Pierce turns on the charm. (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm Coronation Street: Sarah looks like she has seen a ghost. Chesney is rocked by Sinead's indiscretion. Norris has a plan. (30 minutes)

Channel 4 HD (104)

• 6:00pm The Simpsons: Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart: Bart goes undercover as a graffiti artist. A trendy new health food superstore opens in Springfield that threatens to put Apu out of business. (S23 Ep15, 22) (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Hollyoaks: Will Cindy be able to save the day when The Emporium falls foul of the law? How much longer will Cleo be able to keep Holly's secret? Zack's loyalty is torn between Sonia and Lisa. (30 minutes)
• 8:00pm The Supervet: A Great Dane is rushed to the clinic after losing the use of her back legs. A spaniel needs work after being hit by a car. And an owner travels from Yorkshire with her collie. (Ep2) (1 hour)
• 10:00pm Seventy with a Six Pack: This heart-warming documentary spends a year with some of Britain's oldest muscle men as they pump, preen and flex their way towards the World Bodybuilding Finals in Miami. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 11:05pm 24 Hours in A&E: Janine has been kicked by a horse and had to crawl across two fields to call for help. George's motorbike collided with a car and he was catapulted into the windscreen. (S11 Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)

BBC Four HD (106)

• 1:00am The Art of Gothic: Britain's Midnight...: ...Hour. 1, 3. Liberty Diversity Depravity: How the Gothic revival came to influence popular art, architecture and literature. (1 hour)
• 3:00am Revolution and Romance: Musical...: ...Masters of the 19th Century. 1, 3. We Can Be Heroes: As the aristocracy weakened, composers and performers became the superstars of their age. (1 hour)
• 7:30pm Railway Walks with Julia Bradbury: 2, 6. Discovering Snowdonia: Julia Bradbury continues her series of walks along Britain's lost rail empire as she visits the Mawddach estuary in north Wales, a beautiful part of Snowdonia. (30 minutes)
• 8:00pm New Hidden Killers of the Victorian Home: 1, 2. Suzannah Lipscomb looks at the killer products that surrounded the Victorians, as the domestic horrors of home life in the 19th century and the terrible consequences are laid bare. (1 hour)
• 9:00pm New: Ben Building: Mussolini,...: ...Monuments and Modernism. Jonathan Meades investigates the architecture of Mussolini's Italy. (1 hour 30 minutes)
• 10:30pm Andrew Marr on Churchill: Blood,...: ...Sweat and Oil Paint. Andrew Marr discovers the story of Winston Churchill's passion for painting, revealing how his private hobby shaped his public life. (1 hour)

Channel 4+1 HD (109)

• 7:00pm The Simpsons: Exit Through the Kwik-E-Mart: Bart goes undercover as a graffiti artist. A trendy new health food superstore opens in Springfield that threatens to put Apu out of business. (S23 Ep15, 22) (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm Hollyoaks: Will Cindy be able to save the day when The Emporium falls foul of the law? How much longer will Cleo be able to keep Holly's secret? Zack's loyalty is torn between Sonia and Lisa. (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm The Supervet: A Great Dane is rushed to the clinic after losing the use of her back legs. A spaniel needs work after being hit by a car. And an owner travels from Yorkshire with her collie. (Ep2) (1 hour)
• 11:00pm Seventy with a Six Pack: This heart-warming documentary spends a year with some of Britain's oldest muscle men as they pump, preen and flex their way towards the World Bodybuilding Finals in Miami. (1 hour 5 minutes)

4seven HD (110)

• 12:45am Travel Man: 48 Hours in Paris: Richard Ayoade and Mel Giedroyc do a Paris le weekend, with snails, absinthe, a cordon bleu cookery course, bespoke perfume and an art tour. (S2 Ep2, 4) (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm Gogglebox: Britain's favourite viewers on: Britain's Got Talent, Peaky Blinders, The Great British Sewing Bee, Secret Life of the Human Pups, Big Fish Man, the News and more. (S7 Ep15) (1 hour)
• 10:00pm Gogglebox: This episode includes Eurovision, The Queen's 90th Birthday Celebration, Countdown, The Hollow Crown, Let's Do It: A Tribute to Victoria Wood, 24 Hours in A&E and the News. (S7 Ep14) (1 hour)
• 11:00pm The Millionaire Party Planner: A look behind the scenes as party planner Liz Taylor organises spectacular luxury events for the super wealthy, with lavish budgets, tantrums, tears and even the occasional tiara. (1 hour 5 minutes)

CBBC (120)

• 7:15am Sidekick: Drop the Needles: Animated series following four friends as they train at the Academy for Aspiring Sidekicks. Eric challenges Kid Ruthless to a DJ battle. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 7:25am Danger Mouse: There's No Place Like Greenback: Animated series. Danger Mouse and Penfold become reluctant parents when it appears the Baron has wiped his own memory. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 2:40pm My Life: Champion of the World: 3, 12. Following Irish dancer Lauren as she journeys to Montreal to compete in the World Championships. She has devoted her life to dancing but the competition is really tough. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 4:30pm So Awkward: 6, 13. Love Machine: Comedy series about three socially awkward friends. When Lily worries that she and Matt might be incompatible, Jas creates a love machine. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm The Dumping Ground: 12, 13. Hope: Drama series. Johnny and Tee have very different reactions when their mother reappears in their lives. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 6:45pm Danger Mouse: The Hamster Effect: Animated series. Brunel, the crazed time-travelling Victorian gentlechimp, is back and determined to change history so that Danger Mouse and Penfold never meet. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 7:00pm Horrible Histories: 11, 13. Historical sketch show. A pirate chef disgusts the judges of Historical Masterchef, and a Stone Age inventor appears on Dragons' Den. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm The Dumping Ground: 11, 20. Three Days: Drama series. A new girl called Sasha stops off on her way to a secure home. She causes chaos - can the Dumping Ground handle her bad behaviour? Also in HD. (30 minutes)

CBeebies (121)

• 7:15am Bing: Ducks: Children's animation. Bing and Sula go to the park to feed the ducks. Sula is very good at standing quietly and giving the ducks just the right amount of food. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 7:40am The Furchester Hotel: The Sculpture: Preschool puppet show. It is hard to keep the beautiful sculpture of Funella safe when Cookie Monster, a giant squid and the Tea Time Monsters are in the hotel! Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 7:55am Octonauts: The Combtooth Blenny: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. When Kwazii and Peso are shipwrecked on an island, they meet a fish who walks on land. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 8:05am Mike the Knight: Mike the Knight and Evie's Help: Animated series about a young knight in training. Evie accidentally magics Squirt to the top of a high tree. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 8:20am Charlie and Lola: It Is Very Special and Extremely Ancient: Children's animation starring the siblings. Lola and her best friend Lotta find out what a fossil is and are determined to find one. (10 minutes)
• 9:10am Bing: Dandelion: Children's animation. After blowing the seeds off some dandelions, Bing decides to take one to Sula. Bing negotiates many windy hazards to keep the dandelion safe. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 9:20am Bing: Ducks: Children's animation. Bing and Sula go to the park to feed the ducks. Sula is very good at standing quietly and giving the ducks just the right amount of food. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
• 9:35am Twirlywoos: All Gone: The Twirlywoos watch a lady decorating some cakes. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 12:00pm Melody: 17, 20. A Royal Stink: Preschool mixed-media music show. Melody listens to Music for the Royal Fireworks composed by Handel, and imagines a story about a royal stew. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 12:10pm Balamory: The Sandcastle: Children's series. Spencer and his little cousin want to build sandcastles at the beach, but Suzie and Penny's shop has sold out of buckets and spades. (20 minutes)
• 12:45pm Grandpa in My Pocket: A Good Old-Fashioned Party: Children's comedy about a grandpa who can magically shrink. Mr Whoops is organising a party for Troublesome Terence. Grandpa uncovers some cheating. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 1:10pm Bing: Dandelion: Children's animation. After blowing the seeds off some dandelions, Bing decides to take one to Sula. Bing negotiates many windy hazards to keep the dandelion safe. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 1:20pm Bing: Ducks: Children's animation. Bing and Sula go to the park to feed the ducks. Sula is very good at standing quietly and giving the ducks just the right amount of food. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
• 1:35pm Twirlywoos: All Gone: The Twirlywoos watch a lady decorating some cakes. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 4:30pm Andy's Prehistoric Adventures: Chalicothere and Claw: Preschool adventure series. Andy breaks a valuable museum artefact and has to travel back in time 30 million years to replace it. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 4:45pm Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the High-flying Badger: A sleepy Tommy Brock is hoisted up into the Squirrel Camp. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 5:00pm Everything's Rosie: It Came from up There: Rosie lives in a playhouse with her colourful group of friends. Raggles becomes convinced he has seen a spaceship! Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 5:10pm Everything's Rosie: 14, 19. Across the Universe: Animation. The friends are enjoying a stargazing evening at Big Bear's until Grandfather Bear's telescope is accidentally broken. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 5:50pm Sarah & Duck: 34, 40. Moon Paint: Animation. Sarah and Duck give Moon painting lessons after being inspired by a trip to the art gallery. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 6:00pm New: Clangers: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. 36, 52. Sweet Music: A radio falls out of the sky, and Tiny, Small and Baby Soup Dragon are fascinated by it. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 6:10pm The Adventures of Abney & Teal: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. The Moon: Animated adventures of two friends who live on an island in the middle of the big city. Teal wants to build something huge, as big as the moon. Also in HD. (10 minutes)

CBBC HD (123)

• 7:15am Sidekick: Drop the Needles: Animated series following four friends as they train at the Academy for Aspiring Sidekicks. Eric challenges Kid Ruthless to a DJ battle. (10 minutes)
• 7:25am Danger Mouse: There's No Place Like Greenback: Animated series. Danger Mouse and Penfold become reluctant parents when it appears the Baron has wiped his own memory. (15 minutes)
• 2:40pm My Life: Champion of the World: 3, 12. Following Irish dancer Lauren as she journeys to Montreal to compete in the World Championships. She has devoted her life to dancing but the competition is really tough. (30 minutes)
• 4:30pm So Awkward: 6, 13. Love Machine: Comedy series about three socially awkward friends. When Lily worries that she and Matt might be incompatible, Jas creates a love machine. (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm The Dumping Ground: 12, 13. Hope: Drama series. Johnny and Tee have very different reactions when their mother reappears in their lives. (30 minutes)
• 6:45pm Danger Mouse: The Hamster Effect: Animated series. Brunel, the crazed time-travelling Victorian gentlechimp, is back and determined to change history so that Danger Mouse and Penfold never meet. (15 minutes)
• 7:00pm Horrible Histories: 11, 13. Historical sketch show. A pirate chef disgusts the judges of Historical Masterchef, and a Stone Age inventor appears on Dragons' Den. (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm The Dumping Ground: 11, 20. Three Days: Drama series. A new girl called Sasha stops off on her way to a secure home. She causes chaos - can the Dumping Ground handle her bad behaviour? (30 minutes)

CBeebies HD (124)

• 7:15am Bing: Ducks: Children's animation. Bing and Sula go to the park to feed the ducks. Sula is very good at standing quietly and giving the ducks just the right amount of food. (10 minutes)
• 7:40am The Furchester Hotel: The Sculpture: Preschool puppet show. It is hard to keep the beautiful sculpture of Funella safe when Cookie Monster, a giant squid and the Tea Time Monsters are in the hotel! (15 minutes)
• 7:55am Octonauts: The Combtooth Blenny: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. When Kwazii and Peso are shipwrecked on an island, they meet a fish who walks on land. (10 minutes)
• 8:05am Mike the Knight: Mike the Knight and Evie's Help: Animated series about a young knight in training. Evie accidentally magics Squirt to the top of a high tree. (15 minutes)
• 8:20am Charlie and Lola: It Is Very Special and Extremely Ancient: Children's animation starring the siblings. Lola and her best friend Lotta find out what a fossil is and are determined to find one. (10 minutes)
• 9:10am Bing: Dandelion: Children's animation. After blowing the seeds off some dandelions, Bing decides to take one to Sula. Bing negotiates many windy hazards to keep the dandelion safe. (10 minutes)
• 9:20am Bing: Ducks: Children's animation. Bing and Sula go to the park to feed the ducks. Sula is very good at standing quietly and giving the ducks just the right amount of food. (5 minutes)
• 9:35am Twirlywoos: All Gone: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos watch a lady decorating cakes. When they see her tidying the decorations away, it gives them the idea to put the cakes away. (10 minutes)
• 12:00pm Melody: 17, 20. A Royal Stink: Preschool mixed-media music show. Melody listens to Music for the Royal Fireworks composed by Handel, and imagines a story about a royal stew. (10 minutes)
• 12:10pm Balamory: The Sandcastle: Children's series. Spencer and his little cousin want to build sandcastles at the beach, but Suzie and Penny's shop has sold out of buckets and spades. (20 minutes)
• 12:45pm Grandpa in My Pocket: A Good Old-Fashioned Party: Children's comedy about a grandpa who can magically shrink. Mr Whoops is organising a party for Troublesome Terence. Grandpa uncovers some cheating. (15 minutes)
• 1:10pm Bing: Dandelion: Children's animation. After blowing the seeds off some dandelions, Bing decides to take one to Sula. Bing negotiates many windy hazards to keep the dandelion safe. (10 minutes)
• 1:20pm Bing: Ducks: Children's animation. Bing and Sula go to the park to feed the ducks. Sula is very good at standing quietly and giving the ducks just the right amount of food. (5 minutes)
• 1:35pm Twirlywoos: All Gone: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos watch a lady decorating cakes. When they see her tidying the decorations away, it gives them the idea to put the cakes away. (10 minutes)
• 4:30pm Andy's Prehistoric Adventures: Chalicothere and Claw: Preschool adventure series. Andy breaks a valuable museum artefact and has to travel back in time 30 million years to replace it. (15 minutes)
• 4:45pm Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the High-flying Badger: Animated series. When a sleepy Tommy Brock is hoisted up into the Squirrel Camp, Peter must work out how to get him back down before he wakes up! (15 minutes)
• 5:00pm Everything's Rosie: It Came from up There: Rosie lives in a playhouse with her colourful group of friends. Raggles becomes convinced he has seen a spaceship! (10 minutes)
• 5:10pm Everything's Rosie: 14, 19. Across the Universe: Animation. The friends are enjoying a stargazing evening at Big Bear's until Grandfather Bear's telescope is accidentally broken. (15 minutes)
• 5:50pm Sarah & Duck: 34, 40. Moon Paint: Animation. Sarah and Duck give Moon painting lessons after being inspired by a trip to the art gallery. (10 minutes)
• 6:00pm New: Clangers: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. 36, 52. Sweet Music: A radio falls out of the sky, and Tiny, Small and Baby Soup Dragon are fascinated by it. (10 minutes)
• 6:10pm The Adventures of Abney & Teal: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. The Moon: Animated adventures of two friends who live on an island in the middle of the big city. Teal wants to build something huge, as big as the moon. (10 minutes)

Thursday 2nd June

BBC One (1)

• 9:15am Council House Crackdown: 9, 10. Investigators track down a tenant who's been cheating the system while living in Colombia. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
• 12:15pm Bargain Hunt: Lincoln: Antiques challenge. Bargain Hunt heads to the Lincolnshire Showground. Tim Wonnacott oversees proceedings, with experts Mark Stacey and Natasha Raskin helping the teams. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
• 1:45pm Doctors: Slings and Arrows: Drama series set in a health centre. Al is thrilled to be playing in a local darts final, and Shak and Alia give their babysitters a hard time. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 3:00pm Escape to the Country: Suffolk: Jonnie Irwin meets a couple who are buzzing with ideas for a new country home in Suffolk. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
• 7:30pm EastEnders: Ian remains determined to fix his family, but will things all go to plan? Roxy tries to get back into Amy's life. Andy has his eyes on one of the residents. Also in HD. Then BBC News. (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm The Truth about Healthy Eating: Documentary in which Fiona Phillips teams up with leading scientists to investigate how people can eat and drink themselves to good health. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 11:45pm The Last Days of Legal Highs: The Last Days of Legal Highs: Documentary going behind the scenes at two shops in Portsmouth which sell legal highs. Contains strong language and some upsetting scenes. Also in HD. (50 minutes)

BBC Two (2)

• 12:40am Secret Britain: 4, 4. Northern Ireland: Series exploring the hidden corners of the UK and revealing landscape secrets. Ellie Harrison, Chris Hollins and Denise Lewis explore Northern Ireland. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 1:40am Normal for Norfolk: 4, 4. As winter approaches, life on Wiveton Hall farm is slowing down. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 5:45am Council House Crackdown: 8, 10. Reality series following housing fraud investigators. Housing investigators follow up on tip-offs in Primrose Hill. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
• 8:00am The Great Interior Design Challenge: 16, 16. Ultimate Secrets: Special episode bringing together the ultimate rules of design - room by room. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 3:15pm Australia with Simon Reeve: 3, 3. Simon travels down the east coast to the cities of Sydney and Melbourne. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 4:15pm Great Continental Railway Journeys: Warsaw to Krakow: Michael Portillo journeys deep into central Europe to explore a country where east meets west: Poland. His voyage takes him to Warsaw, Poznan, Wroclaw and Krakow. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 5:15pm Bargain Hunt: London: Antiques challenge. The teams travel to London's Alexandra Palace in search of items to take to auction. And Tim visits Fenton House. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
• 9:00pm Peaky Blinders: 5, 6. Period crime drama. As the Russians test the Peaky Blinders, Tommy realises that he is being seriously outmanoeuvred. But he has an ace up his sleeve. Also in HD. (1 hour)

ITV (3)

• 3:00am Murder, She Wrote: Reflections of the Mind: Murder mystery series. A friend of Jessica's expresses concern that she is losing her sanity, but things are not what they initially seem. (50 minutes)
• 7:00pm Emmerdale: Lachlan makes a decision. Robert searches for Liv. Will Marlon discover a secret? (30 minutes)

Channel 4 (4)

• 6:00pm The Simpsons: How I Wet Your Mother: Homer develops a bedwetting habit so the family infiltrate his dreams and search for clues in his subconscious to determine the source of his problem. (S23 Ep16, 22) (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Hollyoaks: As a confident Tony prepares for a job interview, Darren suspects that Tom has a crush on Jade, while things come to a head between Sonia and Lisa. (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm Le Week-End: (2013) Comedy-drama starring Jim Broadbent and Lindsay Duncan. A 30th wedding anniversary trip to Paris exposes the fault lines in a couple's relationship. Strong language, sex, drugs. (1 hour 50 minutes)
• 10:50pm How to Get a Council House: Shayne has to climb through a window to get into his bedsit. Piotr lives in a mouldy garage. This episode meets people on low incomes who have to rent their home privately. (S4 Ep4) (1 hour)
• 11:50pm An Immigrant's Guide to Britain: Comedian Henning Wehn and his gang of first-generation immigrants provide an irreverent guide to life in Britain. This episode explores caravans, rugby, the weather and more. (Ep1, 3) (30 minutes)

Channel 5 (5)

• 11:15am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. Dr Sian Morris suspects that long-term patient Allan's recent dramatic weight loss is a result of his addiction to crack cocaine. (S3 Ep 20) (55 minutes)
• 1:15pm Home and Away: Ricky and Nate's dream wedding is in jeopardy. Olivia is devastated when she discovers that she is pregnant. Doubts about Dylan continue to play on Kat's mind. (30 minutes)
• 1:45pm Neighbours: Nate reveals that he has re-enlisted in the army. John recoils from a kiss from Paige. Sonya does her best to process some life-changing news. (35 minutes)
• 2:20pm NCIS: Reunion: Drama series following the US Navy's dedicated federal agency. The team discovers that the murder of a Marine may be linked to their past. Gibbs decides Ziva's fate. (S7 Ep 2) (55 minutes)
• 5:30pm Neighbours: Nate reveals that he has re-enlisted in the army. John recoils from a kiss from Paige. Sonya does her best to process some life-changing news. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm Home and Away: Ricky and Nate's dream wedding is in jeopardy. Olivia is devastated when she discovers that she is pregnant. Doubts about Dylan continue to play on Kat's mind. (30 minutes)

ITV2 (6)

• 12:15am American Dad!: Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls: Animated series about a hapless CIA agent. Stan goes to extreme lengths to have the scariest house on the block for Halloween. (30 minutes)
• 12:45am American Dad!: Merlot Down Dirty Shame: Animated series. After drunkenly kissing Francine, Roger goes to extreme lengths to keep her quiet and protect his friendship with Stan. (25 minutes)
• 8:00am Emmerdale: Belle takes a risk. Liv is horrified by the consequences of her actions. Pierce turns on the charm. (30 minutes)
• 8:30am Coronation Street: Sarah looks like she has seen a ghost. Chesney is rocked by Sinead's indiscretion. Norris has a plan. (30 minutes)
• 12:15pm Emmerdale: Belle takes a risk. Liv is horrified by the consequences of her actions. Pierce turns on the charm. (30 minutes)
• 12:45pm Coronation Street: Sarah looks like she has seen a ghost. Chesney is rocked by Sinead's indiscretion. Norris has a plan. (30 minutes)
• 10:50pm Family Guy: Once Bitten: US animated series. Brian becomes more submissive as a result of attending obedience school, and Chris discovers his new friend is using him to get close to Meg. (30 minutes)
• 11:20pm Family Guy: Stewie, Chris and Brian's Excellent Adventure: Animated comedy. To help Chris ace his history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine. Unsurprisingly, they get stuck. (25 minutes)
• 11:45pm Family Guy: Our Idiot Brian: Animated comedy. Meg convinces Brian to take exams for her, but when he tests poorly, everyone starts to suspect that Brian might not be that smart after all. (25 minutes)

BBC Four (9)

• 1:30am Seven Ages of Britain: 1, 7. Age of Conquest: David Dimbleby charts the last 2,000 years of Britain through its art and treasure. The first part begins with the Roman invasion and ends with the Norman Conquest. (1 hour)
• 2:30am Ben Building: Mussolini, Monuments...: ...and Modernism. Jonathan Meades investigates the architecture of Mussolini's Italy. Also in HD. (1 hour 30 minutes)
• 8:00pm Stonehenge: A Timewatch Guide: Using archive film, Alice Roberts uncovers how the monument of Stonehenge has been interpreted, argued over and debated by some of Britain's leading historians and archaeologists. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 9:00pm New: Dan Cruickshank: At Home with...: ...the British. 3, 3. The Flat: Dan is in London's East End to explore the rejuvenation of a high-rise tower block. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 10:00pm New: Going Forward: 3, 3. Dark comedy series centred around the Wilde family. Money worries lifted, Kim and Dave's new freedom is somewhat undermined by developments at work. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 10:30pm A Very British Airline: 2, 3. Behind the scenes at British Airways. Featuring a look at the most glamorous and profitable route in BA's long-haul network, London to New York. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 11:30pm Francesco's Venice: 3, 4. Sex: Documentary series telling the story of Venice. This episode looks at the decadent age of Casanova and the courtesan, when Venice was the red-light district of Europe. (1 hour)

ITV3 (10)

• 6:25am Heartbeat: The Hospital Job: A search for stolen antiques turns life-threatening for Mason and Wetherby. Prejudices are stirred by the arrival of a group of Taoist monks. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 7:30am Where The Heart Is: Sisters Under the Skin: Billy's attempts to stay on the side of the workers backfire. Sally and Anna clash when they discover that Megan is pregnant. (1 hour)
• 8:30am The Royal: Below the Surface: It looks as though the casualty department may have to close. Dr Weatherill risks everything to save a homeless man trapped at a building site. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 10:55am Murder, She Wrote: Snow White, Blood Red: Murder mystery series about sleuthing crime writer Jessica Fletcher. The US World Cup ski team are murdered one by one at a ski lodge. (1 hour)
• 1:00pm Heartbeat: Looking for Isabella: A boy's life hangs in the balance when he falls down a well. A media circus descends and Peggy and David play host to a troublesome celebrity journalist. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 2:05pm The Royal: The Enemy Within: Last ever episode. Aisling's adoption is official but Brigid is confused by her feelings. Dr Ormerod opens a can of worms when he attends to a rough local family. (1 hour)
• 3:05pm Where the Heart Is: Together: A factory away-day goes awry. Sally's heavy-handed treatment of Megan backfires. Kim and Danny can't get their friendship right. Bravely, Jean reveals her new boyfriend. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 5:55pm Heartbeat: Looking for Isabella: A boy's life hangs in the balance when he falls down a well. A media circus descends and Peggy and David play host to a troublesome celebrity journalist. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 7:00pm Murder, She Wrote: A Coal Miner's Slaughter: Detective drama series following the adventures of a sleuthing writer. In speaking out against a mine owner, a young woman is implicated in his killing. (1 hour)
• 11:05pm The Knock: Drama series following the investigations of a Customs and Excise unit. Bill goes on the trail of counterfeit medicines when a diabetic is rushed to hospital. (1 hour 15 minutes)

Pick (11)

• 3:00am New: Coast Guard Alaska: Hair-raising fly-on-the-wall action following the heroes of the Alaskan Coast Guard service. (S3, ep 7) (1 hour)
• 4:00am Monkey Life: A baby chimp tries to prove he is grown up enough to go it alone. The Bachelor Boys' reputation, meanwhile, takes a hit when they become frightened of a new toy. (S3, ep 7) (30 minutes)
• 4:30am Monkey Life: Celebrations are in order when golden-cheeked gibbon Zoey introduces a new member of the family. The mood sours, though, after a fight breaks out among the capuchins. (S3, ep 8) (30 minutes)
• 12:00pm Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S8, ep 5) (30 minutes)
• 12:30pm Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S8, ep 6) (30 minutes)
• 1:00pm Monkey Business: Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (30 minutes)
• 1:30pm Monkey Business: Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (30 minutes)
• 2:00pm Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S10, ep 3) (30 minutes)
• 5:00pm Monkey Life: Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 13) (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm Monkey Life: Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 14) (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm Prison: First & Last 24 Hours: Documentary series following convicted criminals in four Scottish prisons during their first day behind bars. Others nervously await their release. (1 hour)
• 10:00pm Murders That Shocked The Nation: Ruth Ellis - Last Woman Hanged: In 1955, Ruth Ellis hanged for the murder of her estranged lover. But what would her punishment have been today? (S1, ep 8) (1 hour)

Dave (12)

• 7:20am Best of Top Gear: A look back at some of the best ever bits of Top Gear from several past series, with Jeremy Clarkson. Highlights include a race between a Bugatti Veyron and a Cessna aeroplane. (50 minutes)
• 8:10am Top Gear: Four-wheeled fun with the overgrown boy racers. Richard travels to Cyprus, where he checks out the new Porsche Cayenne Turbo S. Ewan McGregor is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. (50 minutes)
• 12:00pm Best of Top Gear: A look back at some of the best ever bits of Top Gear from several past series, with Jeremy Clarkson. Highlights include a race between a Bugatti Veyron and a Cessna aeroplane. (1 hour)
• 5:00pm Top Gear: Motoring mania. The boys stage another 'car football' spectacular, pitting the nice little movers known as Toyota Aygos against some Brazilian-built VW Foxes. Michael Gambon guests. (1 hour)

Channel 4+1 (13)

• 12:05am 24 Hours in A&E: Janine has been kicked by a horse and had to crawl across two fields to call for help. George's motorbike collided with a car and he was catapulted into the windscreen. (S11 Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 7:00pm The Simpsons: How I Wet Your Mother: Homer develops a bedwetting habit so the family infiltrate his dreams and search for clues in his subconscious to determine the source of his problem. (S23 Ep16, 22) (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm Hollyoaks: As a confident Tony prepares for a job interview, Darren suspects that Tom has a crush on Jade, while things come to a head between Sonia and Lisa. (30 minutes)
• 10:00pm Le Week-End: (2013) Comedy-drama starring Jim Broadbent and Lindsay Duncan. A 30th wedding anniversary trip to Paris exposes the fault lines in a couple's relationship. Strong language, sex, drugs. (1 hour 50 minutes)
• 11:50pm How to Get a Council House: Shayne has to climb through a window to get into his bedsit. Piotr lives in a mouldy garage. This episode meets people on low incomes who have to rent their home privately. (S4 Ep4) (1 hour)

More4 (14)

• 8:55am Jamie's 15 Minute Meals: Jamie Oliver cooks grilled tuna, kinda NiËcoise salad, Thai chicken laksa and mildly-spiced noodle squash broth. (40 minutes)
• 6:50pm George Clarke's Amazing Spaces: George meets a man building a camper van out of CDs and old vinyl records. There's also a single dad making a home on the water for him and his sons out of an oil rig escape pod. (S5 Ep2, 9) (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 7:55pm Grand Designs: Kevin McCloud travels to the ski resort of Les Gets in the French Alps, where Nicky and James Dobree are turning a traditional 300-year-old farmhouse into a luxurious chalet. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 9:00pm New: The Good Wife: Brand new series - Landing: Alicia and Lucca visit Toronto to help a National Security Agency contractor who was detained by customs officials while trying to re-enter the USA. (S7 Ep19, 22) (1 hour)
• 10:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: The St George's A&E team treat two trauma patients who arrive by helicopter on the hospital's new helipad. And 82-year-old ladies' man Rusty has been hit by a car. (S7 Ep6, 8) (1 hour)
• 11:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: This episode, filmed behind the scenes at St George's, focuses on the important links we have to our immediate family and the qualities that we inherit from our parents. (S7 Ep7, 8) (1 hour 5 minutes)

Film4 (15)

• 9:00pm Robocop: (2014) Action Month: Violent reboot of the 1987 sci-fi classic. A terribly injured US cop (Joel Kinnaman) is turned into a crime-fighting cyborg. With Michael Keaton and Gary Oldman. (2 hours 20 minutes)

Really (17)

• 1:00am Ghost Adventures: Grand Canyon Caverns: The bold boys brave more spooky locations. The gang face eerie encounters and a barrage of boulders during their lockdown at a former burial site in Arizona. (1 hour)
• 11:00am Ghost Adventures: Haunted Hollywood: Hair-raising high-jinks with the ghost-hunting gang. The Hollywood Hills hide plenty of stars and secrets, but will the boys spot any celebrity spooks? (1 hour)
• 5:00pm Ghost Adventures: Haunted Hollywood: Hair-raising high-jinks with the ghost-hunting gang. The Hollywood Hills hide plenty of stars and secrets, but will the boys spot any celebrity spooks? (1 hour)
• 8:00pm My Ghost Story: A Haunted House: Stories of the paranormal told by people who recorded their hauntings. This episode features a couple who purchased a haunted house, and a bar frequented by spooks! (1 hour)
• 9:00pm Ghost Adventures: Glen Tavern Inn: Ghosts plus glamour equals riveting viewing! In Santa Paula, actress Brit Morgan and singer Mimi Page join those lucky boys for a seance and tarot reading. (1 hour)

Yesterday (19)

• 12:00am Coast: Anglesey to Blackpool: Neil Oliver takes to the sky at RAF Valley in Anglesey as the Coast team continue their illuminating journey around the British Isles and the shores of Europe. (1 hour)
• 6:30am Raiders of the Lost Past: The Relics of Joan of Arc: Forensic expert Philippe Charlier tries to uncover the truth behind the remains of France's most famous daughter: Joan of Arc. His findings are shocking. (45 minutes)
• 2:00pm Raiders of the Lost Past: The Relics of Joan of Arc: Forensic expert Philippe Charlier tries to uncover the truth behind the remains of France's most famous daughter: Joan of Arc. His findings are shocking. (1 hour)
• 3:00pm Coast: Inner Hebrides to the Faroe Islands: Neil Oliver is in the Faroe Islands, where he discovers how romance blossomed for British soldiers and Faroese women during 'Operation Valentine'. (1 hour)

Drama (20)

• 9:00pm New Tricks: Lost in Translation: Another gruelling case for James Bolam and the experienced ex-police officers. The team investigate a crucified body found near Waltham Forest in 1996. (1 hour)

5 USA (21)

• 12:55am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Say Uncle: Drama series. A double fatality at a Korea Town party has the CSIs on the hunt for a missing boy who was the key witness to the shooting of his mother and uncle. (S9 Ep 6) (1 hour)
• 1:55am CSI: Miami: Skeletons: American drama series. The team is called to investigate the discovery of a corpse during a volleyball tournament. (S4 Ep 15) (55 minutes)
• 2:50am The Mentalist: Silver Wings of Time: Drama series. Patrick Jane has just two days to solve a cold case and save an innocent man on Death Row. (S6 Ep 17) (45 minutes)
• 10:00pm Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Delinquent: Police drama series about an elite sex crime unit based in New York. Benson and Stabler investigate when a woman finds a teenage boy asleep and naked in her bedroom. (S3 Ep 6) (1 hour)
• 11:55pm CSI: Miami: If Looks Could Kill: Crime drama series. The body of a male model is discovered on the waterfront. Natalia's ex-husband tries to get work at the CSI offices. (S5 Ep 4) (1 hour)

ITV4 (24)

• 12:15am The Long Kiss Goodnight: Action thriller starring Geena Davis and Samuel L Jackson, 1996. An amnesiac schoolteacher fills the gaps in her memory and discovers she was formerly a government assassin (1 hour 10 minutes)
• 6:00am Minder: All Mod Cons: Drama series about a spiv and his reluctant sidekick. Terry is asked to get rid of some squatters, leading Arthur to dream of a future as a property developer. (1 hour)
• 11:20pm Fastest: Gripping sports documentary charting the 2010-11 MotoGP which follows Italian motorcycling legend Valentino Rossi as he chases his tenth World Championship following a broken leg. (1 hour 10 minutes)

Home (25)

• 2:00am Love the Place You're In: Putney: Inspiring interiors with Gordon Whistance. Charity fundraiser Jane wants to overhaul her Victorian terrace in south-west London to mark a turning point in her life. (1 hour)
• 9:00am DIY SOS: The Big Build: Misterton: Inspirational home makeovers. Nick and the team head to Misterton to help a grieving family transform their house, but will a blizzard put a stop to this big build? (1 hour)
• 2:00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build: Misterton: Inspirational home makeovers. Nick and the team head to Misterton to help a grieving family transform their house, but will a blizzard put a stop to this big build? (1 hour)
• 3:00pm My Flat-Pack Home: Goodhew: Self-building series. Amanda Lamb is on the trail of some fabulously funky granny annexes and an exclusive riverside residence. (30 minutes)
• 3:30pm My Flat-Pack Home: Burnside: Amanda Lamb meets a couple building a boutique flat-pack tree house. With a rope bridge, sun deck and the very best kitchen money can buy, it's a design triumph. (30 minutes)
• 5:00pm Love the Place You're In: Angel: Families attempt to create the perfect living space within their existing property. First-time buyers Tasha, Micky and son Aaron live in a bland new-build in north London. (1 hour)
• 8:00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build: Misterton: Inspirational home makeovers. Nick and the team head to Misterton to help a grieving family transform their house, but will a blizzard put a stop to this big build? (1 hour)
• 10:00pm My Flat-Pack Home: Goodhew: Self-building series. Amanda Lamb is on the trail of some fabulously funky granny annexes and an exclusive riverside residence. (30 minutes)
• 10:30pm My Flat-Pack Home: Burnside: Amanda Lamb meets a couple building a boutique flat-pack tree house. With a rope bridge, sun deck and the very best kitchen money can buy, it's a design triumph. (30 minutes)
• 11:00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build: Manchester: Inspirational home makeovers. Nick and the team are in Manchester where Rebecca and Steve are in urgent need of a triplet-friendly house transformation. (1 hour)

ITV2+1 (27)

• 12:20am Family Guy: Turkey Guys: Animated comedy. On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday turkey and then must go out to find a replacement. (30 minutes)
• 12:50am Family Guy: The 2000-Year-Old Virgin: Animated comedy. Peter and the guys set out to throw Jesus the best birthday party ever to help him lose his virginity. (25 minutes)
• 1:15am American Dad!: Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls: Animated series about a hapless CIA agent. Stan goes to extreme lengths to have the scariest house on the block for Halloween. (30 minutes)
• 1:45am American Dad!: Merlot Down Dirty Shame: Animated series. After drunkenly kissing Francine, Roger goes to extreme lengths to keep her quiet and protect his friendship with Stan. (25 minutes)
• 9:00am Emmerdale: Belle takes a risk. Liv is horrified by the consequences of her actions. Pierce turns on the charm. (30 minutes)
• 9:30am Coronation Street: Sarah looks like she has seen a ghost. Chesney is rocked by Sinead's indiscretion. Norris has a plan. (30 minutes)
• 1:15pm Emmerdale: Belle takes a risk. Liv is horrified by the consequences of her actions. Pierce turns on the charm. (30 minutes)
• 1:45pm Coronation Street: Sarah looks like she has seen a ghost. Chesney is rocked by Sinead's indiscretion. Norris has a plan. (30 minutes)
• 11:50pm Family Guy: Once Bitten: US animated series. Brian becomes more submissive as a result of attending obedience school, and Chris discovers his new friend is using him to get close to Meg. (30 minutes)

E4 (28)

• 3:00am The 100: Brand new series - Perverse Instantiation Part 2: The group see the harsh reality of their terrible situation as all the parties gear up for one final, frightening face-off. (S3 Ep16, 16) (45 minutes)
• 7:35am Hollyoaks: Will Cindy be able to save the day when The Emporium falls foul of the law? How much longer will Cleo be able to keep Holly's secret? Zack's loyalty is torn between Sonia and Lisa. (30 minutes)
• 9:00am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Stakeout: Peralta and Boyle go on an eight-day stakeout, putting a strain on their friendship. Holt's nephew visits and makes an instant impression on Diaz. (S2 Ep11, 23) (30 minutes)
• 9:30am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Beach House: The team is excited to visit Boyle's beach house for a detectives-only weekend getaway until Peralta ruins the fun by inviting Captain Holt. (S2 Ep12, 23) (30 minutes)
• 1:00pm How I Met Your Mother: The Slutty Pumpkin Returns: Ted finally meets the mystery girl who attracted his attention by wearing a pumpkin costume at a Halloween party a decade previously. (30 minutes)
• 1:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Disaster Averted: Barney is desperate to get rid of the ducky tie and drives a hard bargain to be allowed to remove it. Later, the gang reminisce about Hurricane Irene. (30 minutes)
• 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Leftover Thermalization: A power cut at Mrs Wolowitz's house defrosts the last meal she prepared before her death, so the gang consume it in her honour. (S8 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
• 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Skywalker Incursion: When Leonard and Sheldon are invited to speak at Berkeley, they take a detour during the journey to try to meet one of their idols. (S8 Ep19, 24) (30 minutes)
• 4:00pm How I Met Your Mother: The Rebound Girl: Ted and Barney plan to adopt a child together because as men they feel they understand each other better than a man and a woman ever could. (30 minutes)
• 4:30pm How I Met Your Mother: The Burning Beekeeper: Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party at which Lily's father Mickey causes consternation by admitting he is keeping bees in the basement. (30 minutes)
• 5:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Payback: The squad decides it's high time Peralta paid them back all the money they have lent him over the years. Santiago and Holt re-open an arson case. (S2 Ep13, 23) (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Defense Rests: Sophia's job gets in the way of her relationship with Peralta. Deputy Chief Wuntch needs Captain Holt's help with a job recommendation. (S2 Ep14, 23) (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Fortification Implementation: When Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort, they come to a major crossroads in their relationship. Howard meets his half-brother. (S8 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Communication Deterioration: Raj is asked to create a message for Nasa to use if one of their missions finds alien life. Penny considers taking up acting again. (S8 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm The Goldbergs: Jimmy 5 Is Alive: Barry accidentally records over Beverly's prized videotape of his fifth birthday party. Adam and Murray fall out when they build a robot. (S3 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
• 8:00pm The Big Bang Theory: Brand new series - The Viewing Party Combustion: During a get-together to watch TV at the flat, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard escalates into a heated debate. (S9 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm New: The Big Bang Theory: Brand new series - The Fermentation Bifurcation: The gang run into Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack during a trip to a wine bar. Bernadette, who can't drink, hangs out with Sheldon. (S9 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm New: New Girl: Brand new series - Big Mama P: Cece and Schmidt ask Jess and Nick to be their bridesmaid and best man, and their first duty is to plan an engagement party for the happy couple. (S5 Ep1, 22) (30 minutes)
• 9:30pm New: Angie Tribeca: Brand new series - Ferret Royale: An illegal operation smuggling pet ferrets into California is discovered, but the Fish and Game Division is claiming jurisdiction over the case. (Ep6, 10) (30 minutes)
• 10:00pm The Windsors: New comedy soap opera about Britain's most famous family. Wills has become disillusioned with his role and calls for a referendum on the abolition of the monarchy. (Ep5, 6) (30 minutes)
• 10:30pm The IT Crowd: Smoke and Mirrors: When a bad bra makes Jen lose concentration in a board meeting, Moss overcomes his fear of ladies' underwear and invents a bra that will never fail. (S2 Ep5, 6) (30 minutes)
• 11:00pm The IT Crowd: Men without Women: Douglas hires Jen as his new PA, giving Moss and Roy freedom in the office. How will they cope without her, and how will she cope with Douglas's advances? (S2 Ep6, 6) (35 minutes)
• 11:35pm The Big Bang Theory: The Wiggly Finger Catalyst: Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find the perfect date for him. (S5 Ep4, 24) (25 minutes)

E4+1 (29)

• 12:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
• 12:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Pulled Groin Extrapolation: Leonard goes as Amy's date to a colleague's wedding. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
• 4:00am The 100: Brand new series - Perverse Instantiation Part 2: The group see the harsh reality of their terrible situation as all the parties gear up for one final, frightening face-off. (S3 Ep16, 16) (45 minutes)
• 8:35am Hollyoaks: Will Cindy be able to save the day when The Emporium falls foul of the law? How much longer will Cleo be able to keep Holly's secret? Zack's loyalty is torn between Sonia and Lisa. (30 minutes)
• 10:00am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Stakeout: Peralta and Boyle go on an eight-day stakeout, putting a strain on their friendship. Holt's nephew visits and makes an instant impression on Diaz. (S2 Ep11, 23) (30 minutes)
• 10:30am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Beach House: The team is excited to visit Boyle's beach house for a detectives-only weekend getaway until Peralta ruins the fun by inviting Captain Holt. (S2 Ep12, 23) (30 minutes)
• 2:00pm How I Met Your Mother: The Slutty Pumpkin Returns: Ted finally meets the mystery girl who attracted his attention by wearing a pumpkin costume at a Halloween party a decade previously. (30 minutes)
• 2:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Disaster Averted: Barney is desperate to get rid of the ducky tie and drives a hard bargain to be allowed to remove it. Later, the gang reminisce about Hurricane Irene. (30 minutes)
• 3:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Leftover Thermalization: A power cut at Mrs Wolowitz's house defrosts the last meal she prepared before her death, so the gang consume it in her honour. (S8 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
• 3:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Skywalker Incursion: When Leonard and Sheldon are invited to speak at Berkeley, they take a detour during the journey to try to meet one of their idols. (S8 Ep19, 24) (30 minutes)
• 5:00pm How I Met Your Mother: The Rebound Girl: Ted and Barney plan to adopt a child together because as men they feel they understand each other better than a man and a woman ever could. (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm How I Met Your Mother: The Burning Beekeeper: Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party at which Lily's father Mickey causes consternation by admitting he is keeping bees in the basement. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Payback: The squad decides it's high time Peralta paid them back all the money they have lent him over the years. Santiago and Holt re-open an arson case. (S2 Ep13, 23) (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Defense Rests: Sophia's job gets in the way of her relationship with Peralta. Deputy Chief Wuntch needs Captain Holt's help with a job recommendation. (S2 Ep14, 23) (30 minutes)
• 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Fortification Implementation: When Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort, they come to a major crossroads in their relationship. Howard meets his half-brother. (S8 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Communication Deterioration: Raj is asked to create a message for Nasa to use if one of their missions finds alien life. Penny considers taking up acting again. (S8 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm The Goldbergs: Jimmy 5 Is Alive: Barry accidentally records over Beverly's prized videotape of his fifth birthday party. Adam and Murray fall out when they build a robot. (S3 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory: Brand new series - The Viewing Party Combustion: During a get-together to watch TV at the flat, a minor argument between Sheldon and Leonard escalates into a heated debate. (S9 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
• 9:30pm New: The Big Bang Theory: Brand new series - The Fermentation Bifurcation: The gang run into Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack during a trip to a wine bar. Bernadette, who can't drink, hangs out with Sheldon. (S9 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
• 10:00pm New: New Girl: Brand new series - Big Mama P: Cece and Schmidt ask Jess and Nick to be their bridesmaid and best man, and their first duty is to plan an engagement party for the happy couple. (S5 Ep1, 22) (30 minutes)
• 10:30pm New: Angie Tribeca: Brand new series - Ferret Royale: An illegal operation smuggling pet ferrets into California is discovered, but the Fish and Game Division is claiming jurisdiction over the case. (Ep6, 10) (30 minutes)
• 11:00pm The Windsors: New comedy soap opera about Britain's most famous family. Wills has become disillusioned with his role and calls for a referendum on the abolition of the monarchy. (Ep5, 6) (30 minutes)
• 11:30pm The IT Crowd: Smoke and Mirrors: When a bad bra makes Jen lose concentration in a board meeting, Moss overcomes his fear of ladies' underwear and invents a bra that will never fail. (S2 Ep5, 6) (30 minutes)

5STAR (30)

• 3:00am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Observational documentary series. Rabrinda is back to see Dr Shital and it looks like they have finally got to the bottom of his appalling flatulence. (S3 Ep 30) (50 minutes)
• 2:00pm Dogs Make You Laugh Out Loud: A compilation show featuring the most hilarious and outrageous dog-themed videos on the internet. With Des Clarke and Katy Brand, plus pet behaviourist Professor Peter Neville. (1 hour)
• 3:00pm Neighbours: Nate reveals that he has re-enlisted in the army. John recoils from a kiss from Paige. Sonya does her best to process some life-changing news. (30 minutes)
• 3:30pm Home and Away: Ricky and Nate's dream wedding is in jeopardy. Olivia is devastated when she discovers that she is pregnant. Doubts about Dylan continue to play on Kat's mind. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm Neighbours: Nate reveals that he has re-enlisted in the army. John recoils from a kiss from Paige. Sonya does her best to process some life-changing news. (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Home and Away: Kyle is stunned when Isla asks him to run away with her. Ricky realises how much she loves Nate. Kat's confesses to Ash that she does not think Dylan has changed. (30 minutes)

ITV+1 (33)

• 4:00am Murder, She Wrote: Reflections of the Mind: Murder mystery series. A friend of Jessica's expresses concern that she is losing her sanity, but things are not what they initially seem. (50 minutes)
• 8:00pm Emmerdale: Lachlan makes a decision. Robert searches for Liv. Will Marlon discover a secret? (30 minutes)

Channel 5+1 (44)

• 12:15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. Dr Sian Morris suspects that long-term patient Allan's recent dramatic weight loss is a result of his addiction to crack cocaine. (S3 Ep 20) (55 minutes)
• 2:15pm Home and Away: Ricky and Nate's dream wedding is in jeopardy. Olivia is devastated when she discovers that she is pregnant. Doubts about Dylan continue to play on Kat's mind. (30 minutes)
• 2:45pm Neighbours: Nate reveals that he has re-enlisted in the army. John recoils from a kiss from Paige. Sonya does her best to process some life-changing news. (35 minutes)
• 3:20pm NCIS: Reunion: Drama series following the US Navy's dedicated federal agency. The team discovers that the murder of a Marine may be linked to their past. Gibbs decides Ziva's fate. (S7 Ep 2) (55 minutes)
• 6:30pm Neighbours: Nate reveals that he has re-enlisted in the army. John recoils from a kiss from Paige. Sonya does her best to process some life-changing news. (30 minutes)
• 7:00pm Home and Away: Ricky and Nate's dream wedding is in jeopardy. Olivia is devastated when she discovers that she is pregnant. Doubts about Dylan continue to play on Kat's mind. (30 minutes)

Film4+1 (45)

• 10:00pm Robocop: (2014) Action Month: Violent reboot of the 1987 sci-fi classic. A terribly injured US cop (Joel Kinnaman) is turned into a crime-fighting cyborg. With Michael Keaton and Gary Oldman. (2 hours 20 minutes)

Challenge (46)

• 12:00am Bruce's Price Is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (30 minutes)
• 1:00am Pointless Celebrities: Comedian Alexander Armstrong hosts a special edition of the general knowledge quiz as famous faces try to score as few points as possible by coming up with answers no-one else can think of. (1 hour)
• 2:00am New: The Chase Australia: Australian version of the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (S1, ep 58) (1 hour)
• 5:30am Strike It Rich: Michael Barrymore introduces the quiz show with the big jackpot. (30 minutes)
• 8:00am Golden Balls: In a game of truth and bluff, contestants try to find which of the 100 golden balls conceal life-changing amounts of cash and which contain the dreaded killer balls. (1 hour)
• 9:00am Pointless Celebrities: Comedian Alexander Armstrong hosts a special edition of the general knowledge quiz as famous faces try to score as few points as possible by coming up with answers no-one else can think of. (1 hour)
• 12:30pm Bruce's Price Is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (30 minutes)
• 1:00pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
• 1:30pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
• 2:00pm Pointless Celebrities: Comedian Alexander Armstrong hosts a special edition of the general knowledge quiz as famous faces try to score as few points as possible by coming up with answers no-one else can think of. (1 hour)
• 8:00pm Pointless Celebrities: Comedian Alexander Armstrong hosts a special edition of the general knowledge quiz as famous faces try to score as few points as possible by coming up with answers no-one else can think of. (1 hour)
• 9:00pm The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)

4seven (47)

• 12:05am Yeti: Myth, Man or Beast?: Is the Yeti a marginalised species of human? Or perhaps an unknown bear species? Mark Evans and leading international geneticists use cutting-edge DNA analysis to examine the evidence. (1 hour)
• 1:05am The Supervet: A Great Dane is rushed to the clinic after losing the use of her back legs. A spaniel needs work after being hit by a car. And an owner travels from Yorkshire with her collie. (Ep2) (1 hour)
• 2:05am How to Get a Council House: Shayne has to climb through a window to get into his bedsit. Piotr lives in a mouldy garage. This episode meets people on low incomes who have to rent their home privately. (S4 Ep4) (55 minutes)
• 3:00am The World's Most Extreme: Tunnels: From the Alps to a Japanese metropolis, tunnels are often wonders of modern construction, but can also be scenes of disaster. These are the 10 most extreme tunnels on Earth. (55 minutes)
• 2:00pm George Clarke's Amazing Homes...: ...on Wheels: George looks back at some incredible feats of engineering, from the scrap Learjet turned into a luxury garden studio to a mobile cinema and a Jeep made into a cocktail bar. (1 hour)
• 8:00pm Obsessive Compulsive Country...: ...House Cleaners: Glen from Watford and Caren from Manchester travel to the west of Ireland to help Ursula shift the mess and clutter from the upper floors of Tarbert House. (S6 Ep3) (1 hour)
• 9:00pm Gogglebox: Britain's favourite viewers on: Britain's Got Talent, Peaky Blinders, The Great British Sewing Bee, Secret Life of the Human Pups, Big Fish Man, the News and more. (S7 Ep15) (1 hour)

Channel 5+24 (55)

• 2:45am Home and Away: Evie gets her Tank tattoo removed and Josh proposes to her. Billie tries to let VJ down gently. Zac blames himself for Tank's stabbing. Josh confronts Tank in hospital. (30 minutes)
• 11:15am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. Dr Beecraft sees a patient whose reaction to a diagnosis of terminal cancer is inspirational. Dr Pearce treats a woman with classic symptoms of bereavement. (S3 Ep 19) (1 hour)
• 1:15pm Home and Away: A text message from Brax threatens to derail the wedding. Olivia is keeping a secret from Hunter but cannot bring herself to confess. Evie goes to see Tank in hospital. (30 minutes)
• 1:45pm Neighbours: Jimmy warns Paul that the police are coming. Sonya is stunned when Walter admits he is not her uncle. Lauren warns Ned if he steps over the line she will tell Brad everything. (30 minutes)
• 5:00pm Neighbours: Xanthe is humiliated that her plan is out. Paul asks Steph to loan him money for a false passport. Brad reveals the secret he shares with Terese about Cecilia's false testimony. (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm Neighbours: Jimmy warns Paul that the police are coming. Sonya is stunned when Walter admits he is not her uncle. Lauren warns Ned if he steps over the line she will tell Brad everything. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm Home and Away: A text message from Brax threatens to derail the wedding. Olivia is keeping a secret from Hunter but cannot bring herself to confess. Evie goes to see Tank in hospital. (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Neighbours: Jimmy warns Paul that the police are coming. Sonya is stunned when Walter admits he is not her uncle. Lauren warns Ned if he steps over the line she will tell Brad everything. (30 minutes)
• 8:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Observational documentary series. Three patients consult the Balham park doctors about their skin disorders. (S3 Ep 33) (1 hour)

5USA+1 (83)

• 1:55am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Say Uncle: Drama series. A double fatality at a Korea Town party has the CSIs on the hunt for a missing boy who was the key witness to the shooting of his mother and uncle. (S9 Ep 6) (1 hour)
• 2:55am CSI: Miami: Skeletons: American drama series. The team is called to investigate the discovery of a corpse during a volleyball tournament. (S4 Ep 15) (55 minutes)
• 3:50am The Mentalist: Silver Wings of Time: Drama series. Patrick Jane has just two days to solve a cold case and save an innocent man on Death Row. (S6 Ep 17) (45 minutes)
• 11:00pm Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Delinquent: Police drama series about an elite sex crime unit based in New York. Benson and Stabler investigate when a woman finds a teenage boy asleep and naked in her bedroom. (S3 Ep 6) (1 hour)

Dave ja vu (84)

• 8:20am Best of Top Gear: A look back at some of the best ever bits of Top Gear from several past series, with Jeremy Clarkson. Highlights include a race between a Bugatti Veyron and a Cessna aeroplane. (50 minutes)
• 9:10am Top Gear: Four-wheeled fun with the overgrown boy racers. Richard travels to Cyprus, where he checks out the new Porsche Cayenne Turbo S. Ewan McGregor is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. (50 minutes)
• 1:00pm Best of Top Gear: A look back at some of the best ever bits of Top Gear from several past series, with Jeremy Clarkson. Highlights include a race between a Bugatti Veyron and a Cessna aeroplane. (1 hour)
• 6:00pm Top Gear: Motoring mania. The boys stage another 'car football' spectacular, pitting the nice little movers known as Toyota Aygos against some Brazilian-built VW Foxes. Michael Gambon guests. (1 hour)

BBC One HD (101)

• 9:15am Council House Crackdown: 9, 10. Reality series following housing fraud investigators. Investigators track down a long-standing social housing tenant who has been cheating the system while living in Colombia. (45 minutes)
• 12:15pm Bargain Hunt: Lincoln: Antiques challenge. Bargain Hunt heads to the Lincolnshire Showground. Tim Wonnacott oversees proceedings, with experts Mark Stacey and Natasha Raskin helping the teams. (45 minutes)
• 1:45pm Doctors: Slings and Arrows: Drama series set in a health centre. Al is thrilled to be playing in a local darts final, and Shak and Alia give their babysitters a hard time. (30 minutes)
• 3:00pm Escape to the Country: Suffolk: Jonnie Irwin meets a couple who are buzzing with ideas for a new country home in Suffolk. He also visits a local trust helping to ensure the survival of an endangered horse. (45 minutes)
• 7:30pm EastEnders: Ian remains determined to fix his family, but will things all go to plan? Roxy tries to get back into Amy's life. Andy has his eyes on one of the residents. Then BBC News. (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm The Truth about Healthy Eating: Documentary in which Fiona Phillips teams up with leading scientists to investigate how people can eat and drink themselves to good health. (1 hour)
• 11:45pm The Last Days of Legal Highs: The Last Days of Legal Highs: Documentary going behind the scenes at two shops in Portsmouth which sell legal highs. Contains strong language and some upsetting scenes. (50 minutes)

BBC Two HD (102)

• 12:40am Secret Britain: 4, 4. Northern Ireland: Series exploring the hidden corners of the UK and revealing landscape secrets. Ellie Harrison, Chris Hollins and Denise Lewis explore Northern Ireland. (1 hour)
• 1:40am Normal for Norfolk: 4, 4. As winter approaches, life on the farm slows down and the eastern European farmhands are heading home. Desmond puts on a pyrotechnic extravaganza to thank them for their efforts. (30 minutes)
• 5:45am Council House Crackdown: 8, 10. Reality series following housing fraud investigators. Housing investigators follow up on tip-offs in Primrose Hill. (45 minutes)
• 8:00am The Great Interior Design Challenge: 16, 16. Ultimate Secrets: Special episode bringing together the ultimate rules of design - room by room. Including insider techniques and design secrets from the judges of the series. (1 hour)
• 3:15pm Australia with Simon Reeve: 3, 3. Simon Reeve concludes his adventure, travelling down the east coast to the cities of Gold Coast, Sydney and Melbourne, meeting bikers, vets and a Muslim football team en route. (1 hour)
• 4:15pm Great Continental Railway Journeys: Warsaw to Krakow: Michael Portillo journeys deep into central Europe to explore a country where east meets west: Poland. His voyage takes him to Warsaw, Poznan, Wroclaw and Krakow. (1 hour)
• 5:15pm Bargain Hunt: London: Antiques challenge. The teams travel to London's Alexandra Palace in search of items to take to auction. And Tim visits Fenton House. (45 minutes)
• 9:00pm Peaky Blinders: 5, 6. Period crime drama. As the Russians test the Peaky Blinders, Tommy realises that he is being seriously outmanoeuvred. But he has an ace up his sleeve. (1 hour)

ITV HD (103)

• 3:00am Murder, She Wrote: Reflections of the Mind: Murder mystery series. A friend of Jessica's expresses concern that she is losing her sanity, but things are not what they initially seem. (50 minutes)
• 7:00pm Emmerdale: Lachlan makes a decision. Robert searches for Liv. Will Marlon discover a secret? (30 minutes)

Channel 4 HD (104)

• 6:00pm The Simpsons: How I Wet Your Mother: Homer develops a bedwetting habit so the family infiltrate his dreams and search for clues in his subconscious to determine the source of his problem. (S23 Ep16, 22) (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Hollyoaks: As a confident Tony prepares for a job interview, Darren suspects that Tom has a crush on Jade, while things come to a head between Sonia and Lisa. (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm Le Week-End: (2013) Comedy-drama starring Jim Broadbent and Lindsay Duncan. A 30th wedding anniversary trip to Paris exposes the fault lines in a couple's relationship. Strong language, sex, drugs. (1 hour 50 minutes)
• 10:50pm How to Get a Council House: Shayne has to climb through a window to get into his bedsit. Piotr lives in a mouldy garage. This episode meets people on low incomes who have to rent their home privately. (S4 Ep4) (1 hour)
• 11:50pm An Immigrant's Guide to Britain: Comedian Henning Wehn and his gang of first-generation immigrants provide an irreverent guide to life in Britain. This episode explores caravans, rugby, the weather and more. (Ep1, 3) (30 minutes)

BBC Four HD (106)

• 1:30am Seven Ages of Britain: 1, 7. Age of Conquest: David Dimbleby charts the last 2,000 years of Britain through its art and treasure. The first part begins with the Roman invasion and ends with the Norman Conquest. (1 hour)
• 2:30am Ben Building: Mussolini, Monuments...: ...and Modernism. Jonathan Meades investigates the architecture of Mussolini's Italy. (1 hour 30 minutes)
• 8:00pm Stonehenge: A Timewatch Guide: Using archive film, Alice Roberts uncovers how the monument of Stonehenge has been interpreted, argued over and debated by some of Britain's leading historians and archaeologists. (1 hour)
• 9:00pm New: Dan Cruickshank: At Home with...: ...the British. 3, 3. The Flat: Dan is in London's East End to explore the rejuvenation of a high-rise tower block. (1 hour)
• 10:00pm New: Going Forward: 3, 3. Dark comedy series centred around the Wilde family. Money worries lifted, Kim and Dave's new freedom is somewhat undermined by developments at work. (30 minutes)
• 10:30pm A Very British Airline: 2, 3. Behind the scenes at British Airways. Featuring a look at the most glamorous and profitable route in BA's long-haul network, London to New York. (1 hour)
• 11:30pm Francesco's Venice: 3, 4. Sex: Documentary series telling the story of Venice. This episode looks at the decadent age of Casanova and the courtesan, when Venice was the red-light district of Europe. (1 hour)

Channel 4+1 HD (109)

• 12:05am 24 Hours in A&E: Janine has been kicked by a horse and had to crawl across two fields to call for help. George's motorbike collided with a car and he was catapulted into the windscreen. (S11 Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 7:00pm The Simpsons: How I Wet Your Mother: Homer develops a bedwetting habit so the family infiltrate his dreams and search for clues in his subconscious to determine the source of his problem. (S23 Ep16, 22) (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm Hollyoaks: As a confident Tony prepares for a job interview, Darren suspects that Tom has a crush on Jade, while things come to a head between Sonia and Lisa. (30 minutes)
• 10:00pm Le Week-End: (2013) Comedy-drama starring Jim Broadbent and Lindsay Duncan. A 30th wedding anniversary trip to Paris exposes the fault lines in a couple's relationship. Strong language, sex, drugs. (1 hour 50 minutes)
• 11:50pm How to Get a Council House: Shayne has to climb through a window to get into his bedsit. Piotr lives in a mouldy garage. This episode meets people on low incomes who have to rent their home privately. (S4 Ep4) (1 hour)

4seven HD (110)

• 12:05am Yeti: Myth, Man or Beast?: Is the Yeti a marginalised species of human? Or perhaps an unknown bear species? Mark Evans and leading international geneticists use cutting-edge DNA analysis to examine the evidence. (1 hour)
• 1:05am The Supervet: A Great Dane is rushed to the clinic after losing the use of her back legs. A spaniel needs work after being hit by a car. And an owner travels from Yorkshire with her collie. (Ep2) (1 hour)
• 2:05am How to Get a Council House: Shayne has to climb through a window to get into his bedsit. Piotr lives in a mouldy garage. This episode meets people on low incomes who have to rent their home privately. (S4 Ep4) (55 minutes)
• 3:00am The World's Most Extreme: Tunnels: From the Alps to a Japanese metropolis, tunnels are often wonders of modern construction, but can also be scenes of disaster. These are the 10 most extreme tunnels on Earth. (55 minutes)
• 2:00pm George Clarke's Amazing Homes...: ...on Wheels: George looks back at some incredible feats of engineering, from the scrap Learjet turned into a luxury garden studio to a mobile cinema and a Jeep made into a cocktail bar. (1 hour)
• 8:00pm Obsessive Compulsive Country...: ...House Cleaners: Glen from Watford and Caren from Manchester travel to the west of Ireland to help Ursula shift the mess and clutter from the upper floors of Tarbert House. (S6 Ep3) (1 hour)
• 9:00pm Gogglebox: Britain's favourite viewers on: Britain's Got Talent, Peaky Blinders, The Great British Sewing Bee, Secret Life of the Human Pups, Big Fish Man, the News and more. (S7 Ep15) (1 hour)

CBBC (120)

• 7:15am Sidekick: The Perfect Match: Animated series following four friends as they train at the Academy for Aspiring Sidekicks. Eric looks for love and finds an old enemy. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 2:40pm My Life: Face the Music: Documentary. Fifteen-year-old pianist and composer Shane has to compose a piece of music inspired by CBBC and perform it for the first time with a full orchestra on BBC Music Day. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 4:30pm New: Hank Zipzer: Vlog It!: Mr Joy's latest scheme sees the pupils of Westbrook vying to produce the best vlogs and videos for the school intranet. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm The Dumping Ground: 13, 13. Face the Music: Drama series. Frank's new job is jeopardised when he is reunited with an old friend. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 6:45pm Danger Mouse: Danger at C Level: Animated series. Danger Mouse is forced to choose between dedication to duty and friendship when he battles the Baron in his evil underwater base. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 7:00pm Horrible Histories: 12, 13. Historical sketch show. The people of Strasbourg are afflicted with dance fever, and HHTV presenter Fearne Polyester reports from a bizarre Greek festival. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm The Dumping Ground: 12, 20. Free to Good Home: Drama series. Sasha can stay at the Dumping Ground so long as she obeys the rules. All is fine, until her naughty little brother Dexter arrives. Also in HD. (30 minutes)

CBeebies (121)

• 7:15am Bing: Smoothie: Children's animation series. It's snack time for Bing but the only banana left is too mushy to eat. Flop suggests making a smoothie with it instead. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 7:40am The Furchester Hotel: The Caterpillar Catastrophe: Preschool puppet show. The Furchesters have to think like a caterpillar while searching the hotel when they think they have lost Mr Squigglebottom. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 7:55am Octonauts: The Baby Dolphin: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. When a young dolphin follows Kwazii home, the Octonauts search for its mother. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 8:05am Mike the Knight: Mike the Knight and Trollee the Apprentice: Animated series about a young knight in training. Trollee tries to be both Mike and Evie's apprentice. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 8:20am Charlie and Lola: I Wish I Could Do That, and Also That Too: Children's animation. Lola promises to play beads with her friend from school, but Marv invites her to his space party on the same day. (10 minutes)
• 9:10am Bing: Voosh!: Children's animation. Bing is vooshing with Hoppity around the garden, making him fly higher and higher. With one particularly enthusiastic throw, Hoppity disappears. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 9:20am Bing: Smoothie: Children's animation series. It's snack time for Bing but the only banana left is too mushy to eat. Flop suggests making a smoothie with it instead. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
• 9:35am Twirlywoos: Behind: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos entertain a baby - and confuse her dad by popping up behind him. Back in the boat the Drawing Wall draws a wall. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 12:00pm Melody: 18, 20. When the Cat's Away: Preschool mixed-media music show. Melody listens to the Annen Polka by Johann Strauss and imagines what Fudge is doing away at Grandma's house. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 12:10pm Balamory: Odd Socks: Children's series. Archie is on his way to visit his sister when Miss Hoolie notices he is wearing odd socks. He goes home to change. (20 minutes)
• 12:45pm Grandpa in My Pocket: A Cleaning Job for Our Friend Bob: Children's comedy about a grandpa who can magically shrink. Mr Whoops wants to clean Bob's boat and asks Josh to help him. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 1:10pm Bing: Voosh!: Children's animation. Bing is vooshing with Hoppity around the garden, making him fly higher and higher. With one particularly enthusiastic throw, Hoppity disappears. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 1:20pm Bing: Smoothie: Children's animation series. It's snack time for Bing but the only banana left is too mushy to eat. Flop suggests making a smoothie with it instead. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
• 1:35pm Twirlywoos: Behind: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos entertain a baby - and confuse her dad by popping up behind him. Back in the boat the Drawing Wall draws a wall. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 4:30pm Andy's Prehistoric Adventures: Magyarosaurus and Reeds: Preschool adventure series. Andy travels back 70 million years to meet the miniature magyarosaurus, which grew no bigger than a pony. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 4:45pm Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Cotton-tail's Treetop Tumble: Animated series. After Old Brown snatches her, Cotton-tail gets stuck up a tree. It's up to Peter, Lily and Benjamin to rescue her. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 5:50pm Sarah & Duck: 18, 40. Stargazing: Animation. Sarah and her best friend Duck embark on simple but exciting adventures. Sarah and Duck are excited about seeing some shooting stars. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 6:00pm New: Clangers: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. 37, 52. The Box: Small finds some 'space treasure' but doesn't know what it is for. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 6:15pm The Adventures of Abney & Teal: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Sky High: It is extremely windy and Neep has a wonderful time flying through the air on a whirligig. Also in HD. (10 minutes)

CBBC HD (123)

• 7:15am Sidekick: The Perfect Match: Animated series following four friends as they train at the Academy for Aspiring Sidekicks. Eric looks for love and finds an old enemy. (10 minutes)
• 2:40pm My Life: Face the Music: Documentary. Fifteen-year-old pianist and composer Shane has to compose a piece of music inspired by CBBC and perform it for the first time with a full orchestra on BBC Music Day. (15 minutes)
• 4:30pm New: Hank Zipzer: Vlog It!: Mr Joy's latest scheme sees the pupils of Westbrook vying to produce the best vlogs and videos for the school intranet. (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm The Dumping Ground: 13, 13. Face the Music: Drama series. Frank's new job is jeopardised when he is reunited with an old friend. (30 minutes)
• 6:45pm Danger Mouse: Danger at C Level: Animated series. Danger Mouse is forced to choose between dedication to duty and friendship when he battles the Baron in his evil underwater base. (15 minutes)
• 7:00pm Horrible Histories: 12, 13. Historical sketch show. The people of Strasbourg are afflicted with dance fever, and HHTV presenter Fearne Polyester reports from a bizarre Greek festival. (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm The Dumping Ground: 12, 20. Free to Good Home: Drama series. Sasha can stay at the Dumping Ground so long as she obeys the rules. All is fine, until her naughty little brother Dexter arrives. (30 minutes)

CBeebies HD (124)

• 7:15am Bing: Smoothie: Children's animation series. It's snack time for Bing but the only banana left is too mushy to eat. Flop suggests making a smoothie with it instead. (10 minutes)
• 7:40am The Furchester Hotel: The Caterpillar Catastrophe: Preschool puppet show. The Furchesters have to think like a caterpillar while searching the hotel when they think they have lost Mr Squigglebottom. (15 minutes)
• 7:55am Octonauts: The Baby Dolphin: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. When a young dolphin follows Kwazii home, the Octonauts search for its mother. (10 minutes)
• 8:05am Mike the Knight: Mike the Knight and Trollee the Apprentice: Animated series about a young knight in training. Trollee tries to be both Mike and Evie's apprentice. (15 minutes)
• 8:20am Charlie and Lola: I Wish I Could Do That, and Also That Too: Children's animation. Lola promises to play beads with her friend from school, but Marv invites her to his space party on the same day. (10 minutes)
• 9:10am Bing: Voosh!: Children's animation. Bing is vooshing with Hoppity around the garden, making him fly higher and higher. With one particularly enthusiastic throw, Hoppity disappears. (10 minutes)
• 9:20am Bing: Smoothie: Children's animation series. It's snack time for Bing but the only banana left is too mushy to eat. Flop suggests making a smoothie with it instead. (5 minutes)
• 9:35am Twirlywoos: Behind: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos entertain a baby - and confuse her dad by popping up behind him. Back in the boat the Drawing Wall draws a wall. (10 minutes)
• 12:00pm Melody: 18, 20. When the Cat's Away: Preschool mixed-media music show. Melody listens to the Annen Polka by Johann Strauss and imagines what Fudge is doing away at Grandma's house. (10 minutes)
• 12:10pm Balamory: Odd Socks: Children's series. Archie is on his way to visit his sister when Miss Hoolie notices he is wearing odd socks. He goes home to change. (20 minutes)
• 12:45pm Grandpa in My Pocket: A Cleaning Job for Our Friend Bob: Children's comedy about a grandpa who can magically shrink. Mr Whoops wants to clean Bob's boat and asks Josh to help him. (15 minutes)
• 1:10pm Bing: Voosh!: Children's animation. Bing is vooshing with Hoppity around the garden, making him fly higher and higher. With one particularly enthusiastic throw, Hoppity disappears. (10 minutes)
• 1:20pm Bing: Smoothie: Children's animation series. It's snack time for Bing but the only banana left is too mushy to eat. Flop suggests making a smoothie with it instead. (5 minutes)
• 1:35pm Twirlywoos: Behind: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos entertain a baby - and confuse her dad by popping up behind him. Back in the boat the Drawing Wall draws a wall. (10 minutes)
• 4:30pm Andy's Prehistoric Adventures: Magyarosaurus and Reeds: Preschool adventure series. Andy travels back 70 million years to meet the miniature magyarosaurus, which grew no bigger than a pony. (15 minutes)
• 4:45pm Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Cotton-tail's Treetop Tumble: Animated series. After Old Brown snatches her, Cotton-tail gets stuck up a tree. It's up to Peter, Lily and Benjamin to rescue her. (15 minutes)
• 5:50pm Sarah & Duck: 18, 40. Stargazing: Animation. Sarah and her best friend Duck embark on simple but exciting adventures. Sarah and Duck are excited about seeing some shooting stars. (10 minutes)
• 6:00pm New: Clangers: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. 37, 52. The Box: Small finds some 'space treasure' but doesn't know what it is for. (10 minutes)
• 6:15pm The Adventures of Abney & Teal: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Sky High: Animated adventures of two friends who live on an island in the middle of the big city. Neep has a wonderful time flying through the air on a whirligig. (10 minutes)

Friday 3rd June

BBC One (1)

• 9:15am Council House Crackdown: 10, 10. Reality series following housing fraud investigators. The tenant who was unlawfully subletting his central London flat while living and working in Las Vegas. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
• 12:15pm Bargain Hunt: Anita Manning presents as the hunt for bargains heads to the East Sussex town of Lewes, with experts Philip Serrell and Nick Hall helping out the teams. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
• 1:45pm Doctors: In Dark Corners: Daniel encounters an agoraphobic young woman who has been left alone by her father. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 3:00pm Escape to the Country: Worcestershire: Jules Hudson helps an expat couple with a £400,000 budget make a return trip from Australia and put down roots in rural Worcestershire. Jules visits Shelsley Walsh. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
• 8:00pm EastEnders: Ronnie tries to help Roxy but it is soon thrown back in her face. Kush gets more than he bargained for when helping Donna. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 9:30pm Love, Nina: 3, 5. Drama set in 1982 about twenty-year-old Nina, who moves to north London to care for two boys. Nina looks after Joe while he is poorly. Also in HD. (30 minutes)

BBC Two (2)

• 12:50am The Truth about Dementia: Angela Rippon investigates Alzheimer's disease. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 5:45am Council House Crackdown: 9, 10. Investigators track down a tenant who's been cheating the system while living in Colombia. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
• 3:15pm Sacred Rivers with Simon Reeve: 1, 3. The Nile: Simon Reeve explores the influence three rivers have on the countries they flow through. He travels from source to sea along the world's longest river, the Nile. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 4:15pm Great Continental Railway Journeys: La Coruna to Lisbon: Michael Portillo retraces journeys in Spain and Portugal from the 1913 guide. He meets pilgrims from around the world on the trail to Santiago de Compostela. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 5:15pm Bargain Hunt: Kedleston: Tim Wonnacott presents the antiques contest from Kedleston Hall, with experts Anita Manning and Philip Serrell. Tim also visits the Barber Institute of Fine Arts. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
• 10:00pm Mum: 4, 6. August: Family sitcom. It is a hot summer's day, and while Kelly and her cousin sunbathe in the garden, Cathy is getting ready to go for lunch with a new, male friend. Also in HD. (30 minutes)

ITV (3)

• 12:00am Murder, She Wrote: A Murderous Muse: Another case for the super sleuth from Cabot Cove. When a conductor is killed, the father of a talented prodigy is blamed; Jessica Fletcher seeks to prove otherwise. (50 minutes)
• 7:00pm Emmerdale: Cain confronts Dr Bailey. Marlon refuses to lie for Rhona. Robert finds Liv's Bully. (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm Coronation Street: It is a party and Sarah will cry if she wants to. Norris hits the roof. (30 minutes)
• 8:00pm Emmerdale: Belle makes a choice. Jacob worries over David. Chas tries to escape her past. (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm Coronation Street: Todd has a huge dilemma on his hands. Michelle buys Amy's silence. Zeedan tells Rana that he is still not ready. (30 minutes)
• 10:40pm Back to the Future Part II: Time-travel adventure sequel starring Michael J Fox and Christopher Lloyd, 1989. Marty McFly time-travels with eccentric inventor Doc Brown after the evil Biff creates an alternative 1985 (2 hours)

Channel 4 (4)

• 12:20am Seventy with a Six Pack: This heart-warming documentary spends a year with some of Britain's oldest muscle men as they pump, preen and flex their way towards the World Bodybuilding Finals in Miami. (55 minutes)
• 6:00pm The Simpsons: Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the nuclear power plant's employees with robots but decides to retain Homer as the sole human worker, leaving unemployment at an all-time high. (S23 Ep17, 22) (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Hollyoaks: Ste feels dejected when he finds out Harry lied to him. Jade and Alfie play Cupid, but is it what Tom really wants? Lisa tells Sonia she won't stop tormenting her until she leaves for good. (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm Eating Well with Hemsley + Hemsley: Jasmine and Melissa create nutritious recipes for children including socca pizzas with heritage beetroot and an ingenious, chocolatey and nutty spread made largely from black beans. (Ep4) (30 minutes)
• 10:00pm The Windsors: The royal comedy soap opera. President George Osborne has imposed extreme austerity since the abolishment of the monarchy. Can Wills save his family and the nation before it's sold? (Ep6, 6) (35 minutes)

Channel 5 (5)

• 3:10am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Observational reality series filmed at the Balham Park Surgery, a busy NHS practice in south-west London. Shilts sheds some light on a woman with self-image issues. (S3 Ep 16) (50 minutes)
• 1:15pm Home and Away: Kyle is stunned when Isla asks him to run away with her. Ricky realises how much she loves Nate. Kat's confesses to Ash that she does not think Dylan has changed. (30 minutes)
• 1:45pm Neighbours: Aaron scrambles to keep Xanthe and Ben out of danger. Toadie is torn when Steph asks him to enlist as Paul's defence. Lauren is shocked that Brad could be so dishonest. (35 minutes)
• 2:20pm NCIS: US crime drama. Gibbs and the team must reopen a closed case when a blogger with a reputation for exposing government cover-ups is murdered. (S7 Ep 3) (55 minutes)
• 5:30pm Neighbours: Aaron scrambles to keep Xanthe and Ben out of danger. Toadie is torn when Steph asks him to enlist as Paul's defence. Lauren is shocked that Brad could be so dishonest. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm Home and Away: Kyle is stunned when Isla asks him to run away with her. Ricky realises how much she loves Nate. Kat's confesses to Ash that she does not think Dylan has changed. (30 minutes)

ITV2 (6)

• 12:10am American Dad!: Stan's Food Restaurant: Animated series about a hapless CIA agent. Stan's childhood memories inspire him to live out his dream of opening a restaurant. (30 minutes)
• 12:40am American Dad!: Bully for Steve: Animated series. Stan is tired of Steve never standing up for himself, so he begins bullying him to teach him a lesson. Meanwhile, Reginald finally asks Hayley out. (30 minutes)
• 1:35am The Cleveland Show: Skip Day: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Cleveland is embarrassed when he learns that Cleveland Jr was the only pupil in school on a day when all other pupils have bunked off. (25 minutes)
• 8:00am Emmerdale: Lachlan makes a decision. Robert searches for Liv. Will Marlon discover a secret? (30 minutes)
• 12:15pm Emmerdale: Lachlan makes a decision. Robert searches for Liv. Will Marlon discover a secret? (30 minutes)
• 11:35pm Family Guy: Roasted Guy: US animated series. Peter befriends a group of mean girls after his feelings are hurt when his so-called friends decide to roast him. (30 minutes)

BBC Four (9)

• 2:35am Dan Cruickshank: At Home with the...: ...British. 3, 3. The Flat: Dan charts the history of the Lincoln estate, which went from a dream of luxury to deprivation and social exclusion. Also in HD. (1 hour)

ITV3 (10)

• 6:25am Heartbeat: Looking for Isabella: A boy's life hangs in the balance when he falls down a well. A media circus descends and Peggy and David play host to a troublesome celebrity journalist. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 7:30am Where the Heart Is: Together: A factory away-day goes awry. Sally's heavy-handed treatment of Megan backfires. Kim and Danny can't get their friendship right. Bravely, Jean reveals her new boyfriend. (1 hour)
• 8:30am The Royal: The Enemy Within: Last ever episode. Aisling's adoption is official but Brigid is confused by her feelings. Dr Ormerod opens a can of worms when he attends to a rough local family. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 10:55am Murder, She Wrote: A Coal Miner's Slaughter: Detective drama series following the adventures of a sleuthing writer. In speaking out against a mine owner, a young woman is implicated in his killing. (1 hour)
• 1:00pm Heartbeat: Ups and Downs: A cat burglar is on the prowl, targeting the wealthiest homes in the district. Carol catches the eye of a dashing visitor while Peggy plays matchmaker for David. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 3:05pm Where the Heart Is: Legacy: Danny rekindles an old flame. Megan and Luke take a mature approach to her pregnancy. Sally is disappointed with life. Laura and Adam Miller are concerned about their son. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 5:55pm Heartbeat: Ups and Downs: A cat burglar is on the prowl, targeting the wealthiest homes in the district. Carol catches the eye of a dashing visitor while Peggy plays matchmaker for David. (1 hour)
• 6:55pm Murder, She Wrote: Wearing of the Green: Murder mystery series. The theft of a tiara and the subsequent murder of a gem dealer leads Jessica through a puzzling maze to a legendary actress. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 8:00pm Agatha Christie's Marple: A Pocket Full of Rye: When a business magnate is killed, Miss Marple realises the circumstances of his death recall a nursery rhyme - but what does it mean? (2 hours)
• 11:00pm The Knock: Drama series following the investigations of a Customs and Excise unit. Diane and Barry are sent to West Africa on the trail of the counterfeit drugs. (1 hour 15 minutes)

Pick (11)

• 3:00am New: Coast Guard Alaska: Hair-raising fly-on-the-wall action following the heroes of the Alaskan Coast Guard service. (S3, ep 8) (1 hour)
• 4:00am Monkey Life: Baby woolly monkey Paulo meets his new family for the first time, and pregnant orangutan Amy gets to grips with a breast pump. (S3, ep 9) (30 minutes)
• 4:30am Monkey Life: A shock is in store for chimps Ben and Pip when they have another encounter with Hananya. Piquita, meanwhile, is the centre of attention in the woolly monkey enclosure. (S3, ep 10) (30 minutes)
• 12:00pm Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S8, ep 7) (30 minutes)
• 12:30pm Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S8, ep 8) (30 minutes)
• 1:00pm Monkey Business: Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (30 minutes)
• 1:30pm Monkey Business: Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (30 minutes)
• 2:00pm Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S10, ep 4) (30 minutes)
• 5:00pm Monkey Life: Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 15) (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm Monkey Life: Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 16) (30 minutes)
• 10:00pm New: Gold Coast Cops: Documentary following the lives of the Rapid Action & Patrols Group based on the Gold Coast in Queensland Australia, policing everything from bike gangs to drug heists. (S2, ep 9) (30 minutes)
• 10:30pm New: Gold Coast Cops: Documentary following the lives of the Rapid Action & Patrols Group based on the Gold Coast in Queensland Australia, policing everything from bike gangs to drug heists. (S2, ep 10) (30 minutes)

Dave (12)

• 7:20am Top Gear: Motoring mania. The boys stage another 'car football' spectacular, pitting the nice little movers known as Toyota Aygos against some Brazilian-built VW Foxes. Michael Gambon guests. (50 minutes)
• 8:10am Top Gear: Motoring banter and buffoonery. Jeremy and The Stig race Caterham 7s around a circuit in Scotland - but first the boys must build their own car from scratch. Steve Coogan guests. (50 minutes)
• 12:00pm Top Gear: Motoring mania. The boys stage another 'car football' spectacular, pitting the nice little movers known as Toyota Aygos against some Brazilian-built VW Foxes. Michael Gambon guests. (1 hour)
• 5:00pm Top Gear: Automotive antics courtesy of Jeremy Clarkson and James May. Jezza makes a public information film, James puts his foot down, and Hugh Grant is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour)

Channel 4+1 (13)

• 12:50am An Immigrant's Guide to Britain: Comedian Henning Wehn and his gang of first-generation immigrants provide an irreverent guide to life in Britain. This episode explores caravans, rugby, the weather and more. (Ep1, 3) (30 minutes)
• 1:20am Seventy with a Six Pack: This heart-warming documentary spends a year with some of Britain's oldest muscle men as they pump, preen and flex their way towards the World Bodybuilding Finals in Miami. (55 minutes)
• 7:00pm The Simpsons: Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the nuclear power plant's employees with robots but decides to retain Homer as the sole human worker, leaving unemployment at an all-time high. (S23 Ep17, 22) (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm Hollyoaks: Ste feels dejected when he finds out Harry lied to him. Jade and Alfie play Cupid, but is it what Tom really wants? Lisa tells Sonia she won't stop tormenting her until she leaves for good. (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm Eating Well with Hemsley + Hemsley: Jasmine and Melissa create nutritious recipes for children including socca pizzas with heritage beetroot and an ingenious, chocolatey and nutty spread made largely from black beans. (Ep4) (30 minutes)
• 11:00pm The Windsors: The royal comedy soap opera. President George Osborne has imposed extreme austerity since the abolishment of the monarchy. Can Wills save his family and the nation before it's sold? (Ep6, 6) (35 minutes)

More4 (14)

• 1:10am Grand Designs: Kevin McCloud travels to the ski resort of Les Gets in the French Alps, where Nicky and James Dobree are turning a traditional 300-year-old farmhouse into a luxurious chalet. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 2:15am 24 Hours in A&E: The St George's A&E team treat two trauma patients who arrive by helicopter on the hospital's new helipad. And 82-year-old ladies' man Rusty has been hit by a car. (S7 Ep6, 8) (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 8:55am Jamie's 15 Minute Meals: This time Jamie Oliver cooks glazed sizzling chops, sweet tomato and asparagus lasagnetti, plus mushroom soup, stilton, apple and walnut croutes. (40 minutes)
• 6:50pm George Clarke's Amazing Spaces: George meets a young man looking on an internet dating site for a shipmate to help turn an old boat into a home. There's also a cricket-mad granddad building a mini pavilion in his garden. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 7:55pm Grand Designs: Kevin McCloud travels to Spain to meet a family who have moved from London to start a new life in Alicante, building a huge, modern hexagonal villa by a lake. (1 hour 5 minutes)

Film4 (15)

• 5:00pm The Lost World: (1960) Fantasy adventure. Claude Rains plays a scientist who, convinced that dinosaurs still roam the earth, sets off into the Amazon to find them. Based on Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's novel. (2 hours)

Really (17)

• 1:00am Ghost Adventures: Haunted Hollywood: Hair-raising high-jinks with the ghost-hunting gang. The Hollywood Hills hide plenty of stars and secrets, but will the boys spot any celebrity spooks? (1 hour)
• 11:00am Ghost Adventures: Oddfellow's Asylum: Goosebumps galore with the ghost-hunting gang. The bold boys snoop around a former orphanage where over 10,000 deaths are reported to have occurred. (1 hour)
• 5:00pm Ghost Adventures: Oddfellow's Asylum: Goosebumps galore with the ghost-hunting gang. The bold boys snoop around a former orphanage where over 10,000 deaths are reported to have occurred. (1 hour)

Yesterday (19)

• 12:00am Coast: Inner Hebrides to the Faroe Islands: Neil Oliver is in the Faroe Islands, where he discovers how romance blossomed for British soldiers and Faroese women during 'Operation Valentine'. (1 hour)
• 6:30am Raiders of the Lost Past: The Quest for the Labyrinth: Archaeologists attempt to pinpoint the location of the Labyrinth, a maze-like structure said to have held the fearsome Minotaur in Greek mythology. (45 minutes)
• 11:00am The Road to Dunkirk: Learn more about the daring World War II operation dubbed the 'Miracle of Dunkirk', in which surrounded British soldiers were evacuated by boat from northern France. (1 hour)
• 2:00pm Raiders of the Lost Past: The Quest for the Labyrinth: Archaeologists attempt to pinpoint the location of the Labyrinth, a maze-like structure said to have held the fearsome Minotaur in Greek mythology. (1 hour)
• 3:00pm Coast: Norway: Lillesand to Svalbard: Neil Oliver straddles sea and land. The team explore the spectacular shoreline of Norway to discover Britain's age-old link to the land of the fjords. (1 hour)
• 6:00pm The Road to Dunkirk: Learn more about the daring World War II operation dubbed the 'Miracle of Dunkirk', in which surrounded British soldiers were evacuated by boat from northern France. (1 hour)
• 7:00pm Forbidden History: The Treasure of Solomon: Jamie Theakston travels to Jerusalem on the hunt for the site of the fabled Solomon's Temple, where treasure is said to remain. Join his optimistic quest. (1 hour)

Drama (20)

• 8:00pm New Tricks: Lost in Translation: Another gruelling case for James Bolam and the experienced ex-police officers. The team investigate a crucified body found near Waltham Forest in 1996. (1 hour)
• 9:00pm Jonathan Creek: The Omega Man: The offbeat mystery series starring Alan Davies and Caroline Quentin. Jonathan's services are enlisted by the US government when an alien skeleton disappears. (1 hour)
• 10:00pm Silent Witness: Legacy: Emilia Fox stars in a tense feature-length forensics mystery. Leo is trapped in a hospital siege as a distraught man with a terminally ill son holds a ward at gunpoint. (2 hours 30 minutes)

5 USA (21)

• 12:55am CSI: Miami: Rio: US crime drama series. Horatio and Delko arrive in Rio to hunt down the man who ordered Marisol's murder. (S5 Ep 1) (1 hour)
• 1:55am CSI: Miami: Deviant: American drama series focusing on the work of the Miami forensics department. Alexx campaigns against a convicted sex offender who is subsequently murdered. (S4 Ep 16) (55 minutes)

ITV4 (24)

• 12:35am Fastest: Gripping sports documentary charting the 2010-11 MotoGP which follows Italian motorcycling legend Valentino Rossi as he chases his tenth World Championship following a broken leg. (1 hour)
• 6:05am Minder: Diamonds Are a Girl's Worst Enemy: Drama series about a self-styled entrepreneur and his reluctant sidekick. An old adversary's car mysteriously disappears while Terry is minding it. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 11:00pm Village of the Damned: Horror remake starring Christopher Reeve and Kirstie Alley, 1995. Two doctors struggle to save a Californian village after a band of aliens impregnate ten female villagers (1 hour 5 minutes)

Home (25)

• 2:00am Love the Place You're In: Angel: Families attempt to create the perfect living space within their existing property. First-time buyers Tasha, Micky and son Aaron live in a bland new-build in north London. (1 hour)
• 9:00am DIY SOS: The Big Build: Manchester: Inspirational home makeovers. Nick and the team are in Manchester where Rebecca and Steve are in urgent need of a triplet-friendly house transformation. (1 hour)
• 2:00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build: Manchester: Inspirational home makeovers. Nick and the team are in Manchester where Rebecca and Steve are in urgent need of a triplet-friendly house transformation. (1 hour)
• 3:00pm My Flat-Pack Home: Hasted: More adventures in self-building. Amanda Lamb meets a couple who convert an existing barn using a flat-pack oak frame to produce an unusual and attractive family home. (30 minutes)
• 3:30pm My Flat-Pack Home: Harveys: Home building series. Amanda Lamb meets horse-mad couple, Maria and Gilbert, who are building a flat-pack period home with stables in the Leicestershire countryside. (30 minutes)
• 5:00pm Love the Place You're In: Harpenden: Find out how to revive jaded interior decor with Gordon Whistance. Gary and Claire's Grade II listed manor house in Hertfordshire still looks like an office block. (1 hour)
• 8:00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build: Manchester: Inspirational home makeovers. Nick and the team are in Manchester where Rebecca and Steve are in urgent need of a triplet-friendly house transformation. (1 hour)
• 10:00pm My Flat-Pack Home: Hasted: More adventures in self-building. Amanda Lamb meets a couple who convert an existing barn using a flat-pack oak frame to produce an unusual and attractive family home. (30 minutes)
• 10:30pm My Flat-Pack Home: Harveys: Home building series. Amanda Lamb meets horse-mad couple, Maria and Gilbert, who are building a flat-pack period home with stables in the Leicestershire countryside. (30 minutes)
• 11:00pm Escape to the Country: Experts help homeowners find dream rural properties. Vanessa and Katie Novak from Sutton Coldfield are looking for a rural retreat in Oxfordshire, but can mum and daughter agree? (1 hour)

ITV2+1 (27)

• 12:20am Family Guy: Stewie, Chris and Brian's Excellent Adventure: Animated comedy. To help Chris ace his history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine. Unsurprisingly, they get stuck. (25 minutes)
• 12:45am Family Guy: Our Idiot Brian: Animated comedy. Meg convinces Brian to take exams for her, but when he tests poorly, everyone starts to suspect that Brian might not be that smart after all. (25 minutes)
• 1:10am American Dad!: Stan's Food Restaurant: Animated series about a hapless CIA agent. Stan's childhood memories inspire him to live out his dream of opening a restaurant. (30 minutes)
• 1:40am American Dad!: Bully for Steve: Animated series. Stan is tired of Steve never standing up for himself, so he begins bullying him to teach him a lesson. Meanwhile, Reginald finally asks Hayley out. (30 minutes)
• 2:35am The Cleveland Show: Skip Day: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Cleveland is embarrassed when he learns that Cleveland Jr was the only pupil in school on a day when all other pupils have bunked off. (25 minutes)
• 9:00am Emmerdale: Lachlan makes a decision. Robert searches for Liv. Will Marlon discover a secret? (30 minutes)
• 1:15pm Emmerdale: Lachlan makes a decision. Robert searches for Liv. Will Marlon discover a secret? (30 minutes)

E4 (28)

• 12:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Russian Rocket Reaction: Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5, 24) (30 minutes)
• 2:55am The IT Crowd: Smoke and Mirrors: When a bad bra makes Jen lose concentration in a board meeting, Moss overcomes his fear of ladies' underwear and invents a bra that will never fail. (S2 Ep5, 6) (25 minutes)
• 3:20am The IT Crowd: Men without Women: Douglas hires Jen as his new PA, giving Moss and Roy freedom in the office. How will they cope without her, and how will she cope with Douglas's advances? (S2 Ep6, 6) (25 minutes)
• 3:45am Empire: Brand new series - Past Is Prologue: Jamal refuses to create music until his family makes peace. Federal agents want Anika to testify against Lucious. Cookie calls a meeting. (S2 Ep18, 18) (45 minutes)
• 4:30am The Goldbergs: Jimmy 5 Is Alive: Barry accidentally records over Beverly's prized videotape of his fifth birthday party. Adam and Murray fall out when they build a robot. (S3 Ep3, 24) (25 minutes)
• 7:35am Hollyoaks: As a confident Tony prepares for a job interview, Darren suspects that Tom has a crush on Jade, while things come to a head between Sonia and Lisa. (30 minutes)
• 9:00am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Payback: The squad decides it's high time Peralta paid them back all the money they have lent him over the years. Santiago and Holt re-open an arson case. (S2 Ep13, 23) (30 minutes)
• 9:30am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Defense Rests: Sophia's job gets in the way of her relationship with Peralta. Deputy Chief Wuntch needs Captain Holt's help with a job recommendation. (S2 Ep14, 23) (30 minutes)
• 1:00pm How I Met Your Mother: The Rebound Girl: Ted and Barney plan to adopt a child together because as men they feel they understand each other better than a man and a woman ever could. (30 minutes)
• 1:30pm How I Met Your Mother: The Burning Beekeeper: Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party at which Lily's father Mickey causes consternation by admitting he is keeping bees in the basement. (30 minutes)
• 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Fortification Implementation: When Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort, they come to a major crossroads in their relationship. Howard meets his half-brother. (S8 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
• 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Communication Deterioration: Raj is asked to create a message for Nasa to use if one of their missions finds alien life. Penny considers taking up acting again. (S8 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
• 4:00pm How I Met Your Mother: The Broath: Barney tries to persuade his friends to meet Quinn and get to know her properly. However, Ted is convinced that Quinn is only after Barney's money. (30 minutes)
• 4:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Trilogy Time: When Barney and Quinn start living together, Barney's reluctance to throw out any of his old possessions makes the gang doubt his faith in the relationship. (30 minutes)
• 5:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Windbreaker City: The team is invited to a Homeland Security counter-terrorism training exercise where the agent in charge assigns them the role of hostages. (S2 Ep15, 23) (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Wednesday Incident: When Peralta notices that Captain Holt is in a bad mood, he teams up with Holt's husband Kevin to find out what has gone wrong. (S2 Ep16, 23) (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Graduation Transmission: Leonard is invited to give the commencement address at his former high school. Howard and Sheldon can't make a toy drone fly. (S8 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Maternal Combustion: Personalities collide when Sheldon and Leonard's mothers finally meet. Howard decides to 'man up' and do his share of the housework. (S8 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm The Goldbergs: I Caddyshacked the Pool: Adam goes to great lengths to dodge school swimming classes, but his plan to avoid the sport could affect his friendship with Dave. (S3 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
• 8:00pm New: Rush Hour: Brand new series - Badass Cop: Carter and Lee thwart an armoured truck robbery that may have been a practice run for a bigger job, but they disagree about who might be responsible. (Ep7, 13) (1 hour)
• 9:00pm Battle Los Angeles: (2011) Sci-fi action thriller. A group of soldiers are caught up in the chaos when aliens invade Los Angeles. Starring Aaron Eckhart and Michelle Rodriguez. Violent scenes. (2 hours 15 minutes)
• 11:15pm The Big Bang Theory: The Rhinitis Revelation: Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his group of friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
• 11:45pm The Big Bang Theory: The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a girl he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)

E4+1 (29)

• 12:00am The IT Crowd: Men without Women: Douglas hires Jen as his new PA, giving Moss and Roy freedom in the office. How will they cope without her, and how will she cope with Douglas's advances? (S2 Ep6, 6) (35 minutes)
• 12:35am The Big Bang Theory: The Wiggly Finger Catalyst: Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find the perfect date for him. (S5 Ep4, 24) (25 minutes)
• 1:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Russian Rocket Reaction: Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5, 24) (30 minutes)
• 3:55am The IT Crowd: Smoke and Mirrors: When a bad bra makes Jen lose concentration in a board meeting, Moss overcomes his fear of ladies' underwear and invents a bra that will never fail. (S2 Ep5, 6) (25 minutes)
• 4:20am The IT Crowd: Men without Women: Douglas hires Jen as his new PA, giving Moss and Roy freedom in the office. How will they cope without her, and how will she cope with Douglas's advances? (S2 Ep6, 6) (25 minutes)
• 4:45am Empire: Brand new series - Past Is Prologue: Jamal refuses to create music until his family makes peace. Federal agents want Anika to testify against Lucious. Cookie calls a meeting. (S2 Ep18, 18) (45 minutes)
• 5:30am The Goldbergs: Jimmy 5 Is Alive: Barry accidentally records over Beverly's prized videotape of his fifth birthday party. Adam and Murray fall out when they build a robot. (S3 Ep3, 24) (25 minutes)
• 8:35am Hollyoaks: As a confident Tony prepares for a job interview, Darren suspects that Tom has a crush on Jade, while things come to a head between Sonia and Lisa. (30 minutes)
• 10:00am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Payback: The squad decides it's high time Peralta paid them back all the money they have lent him over the years. Santiago and Holt re-open an arson case. (S2 Ep13, 23) (30 minutes)
• 10:30am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Defense Rests: Sophia's job gets in the way of her relationship with Peralta. Deputy Chief Wuntch needs Captain Holt's help with a job recommendation. (S2 Ep14, 23) (30 minutes)
• 2:00pm How I Met Your Mother: The Rebound Girl: Ted and Barney plan to adopt a child together because as men they feel they understand each other better than a man and a woman ever could. (30 minutes)
• 2:30pm How I Met Your Mother: The Burning Beekeeper: Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party at which Lily's father Mickey causes consternation by admitting he is keeping bees in the basement. (30 minutes)
• 3:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Fortification Implementation: When Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort, they come to a major crossroads in their relationship. Howard meets his half-brother. (S8 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
• 3:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Communication Deterioration: Raj is asked to create a message for Nasa to use if one of their missions finds alien life. Penny considers taking up acting again. (S8 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
• 5:00pm How I Met Your Mother: The Broath: Barney tries to persuade his friends to meet Quinn and get to know her properly. However, Ted is convinced that Quinn is only after Barney's money. (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Trilogy Time: When Barney and Quinn start living together, Barney's reluctance to throw out any of his old possessions makes the gang doubt his faith in the relationship. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Windbreaker City: The team is invited to a Homeland Security counter-terrorism training exercise where the agent in charge assigns them the role of hostages. (S2 Ep15, 23) (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Wednesday Incident: When Peralta notices that Captain Holt is in a bad mood, he teams up with Holt's husband Kevin to find out what has gone wrong. (S2 Ep16, 23) (30 minutes)
• 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Graduation Transmission: Leonard is invited to give the commencement address at his former high school. Howard and Sheldon can't make a toy drone fly. (S8 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Maternal Combustion: Personalities collide when Sheldon and Leonard's mothers finally meet. Howard decides to 'man up' and do his share of the housework. (S8 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm The Goldbergs: I Caddyshacked the Pool: Adam goes to great lengths to dodge school swimming classes, but his plan to avoid the sport could affect his friendship with Dave. (S3 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm New: Rush Hour: Brand new series - Badass Cop: Carter and Lee thwart an armoured truck robbery that may have been a practice run for a bigger job, but they disagree about who might be responsible. (Ep7, 13) (1 hour)
• 10:00pm Battle Los Angeles: (2011) Sci-fi action thriller. A group of soldiers are caught up in the chaos when aliens invade Los Angeles. Starring Aaron Eckhart and Michelle Rodriguez. Violent scenes. (2 hours 15 minutes)

5STAR (30)

• 2:00pm Pets Make You Laugh Out Loud: Clip show featuring stir-crazy hamsters, tortoises with attitude problems, sweary parrots, and much more. (1 hour)
• 3:00pm Neighbours: Aaron scrambles to keep Xanthe and Ben out of danger. Toadie is torn when Steph asks him to enlist as Paul's defence. Lauren is shocked that Brad could be so dishonest. (30 minutes)
• 3:30pm Home and Away: Kyle is stunned when Isla asks him to run away with her. Ricky realises how much she loves Nate. Kat's confesses to Ash that she does not think Dylan has changed. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm Neighbours: Aaron scrambles to keep Xanthe and Ben out of danger. Toadie is torn when Steph asks him to enlist as Paul's defence. Lauren is shocked that Brad could be so dishonest. (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Home and Away: Nate fears that he has been stood up at the altar. Ash warns Dylan to stay away from his family. Kyle says a poignant farewell to Casey before heading to court. (30 minutes)
• 11:35pm From Hell: Victorian-era crime thriller starring Johnny Depp and Heather Graham. A clairvoyant policeman tries to apprehend notorious killer Jack the Ripper in late-19th-century East London. (2001) (1 hour)

ITV+1 (33)

• 1:00am Murder, She Wrote: A Murderous Muse: Another case for the super sleuth from Cabot Cove. When a conductor is killed, the father of a talented prodigy is blamed; Jessica Fletcher seeks to prove otherwise. (50 minutes)
• 8:00pm Emmerdale: Cain confronts Dr Bailey. Marlon refuses to lie for Rhona. Robert finds Liv's Bully. (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm Coronation Street: It is a party and Sarah will cry if she wants to. Norris hits the roof. (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm Emmerdale: Belle makes a choice. Jacob worries over David. Chas tries to escape her past. (30 minutes)
• 9:30pm Coronation Street: Todd has a huge dilemma on his hands. Michelle buys Amy's silence. Zeedan tells Rana that he is still not ready. (30 minutes)
• 11:40pm Back to the Future Part II: Time-travel adventure sequel starring Michael J Fox and Christopher Lloyd, 1989. Marty McFly time-travels with eccentric inventor Doc Brown after the evil Biff creates an alternative 1985 (2 hours)

Channel 5+1 (44)

• 4:10am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Observational reality series filmed at the Balham Park Surgery, a busy NHS practice in south-west London. Shilts sheds some light on a woman with self-image issues. (S3 Ep 16) (50 minutes)
• 2:15pm Home and Away: Kyle is stunned when Isla asks him to run away with her. Ricky realises how much she loves Nate. Kat's confesses to Ash that she does not think Dylan has changed. (30 minutes)
• 2:45pm Neighbours: Aaron scrambles to keep Xanthe and Ben out of danger. Toadie is torn when Steph asks him to enlist as Paul's defence. Lauren is shocked that Brad could be so dishonest. (35 minutes)
• 3:20pm NCIS: US crime drama. Gibbs and the team must reopen a closed case when a blogger with a reputation for exposing government cover-ups is murdered. (S7 Ep 3) (55 minutes)
• 6:30pm Neighbours: Aaron scrambles to keep Xanthe and Ben out of danger. Toadie is torn when Steph asks him to enlist as Paul's defence. Lauren is shocked that Brad could be so dishonest. (30 minutes)
• 7:00pm Home and Away: Kyle is stunned when Isla asks him to run away with her. Ricky realises how much she loves Nate. Kat's confesses to Ash that she does not think Dylan has changed. (30 minutes)

Film4+1 (45)

• 6:00pm The Lost World: (1960) Fantasy adventure. Claude Rains plays a scientist who, convinced that dinosaurs still roam the earth, sets off into the Amazon to find them. Based on Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's novel. (2 hours)

Challenge (46)

• 12:00am Bruce's Price Is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (30 minutes)
• 1:00am Pointless Celebrities: Comedian Alexander Armstrong hosts a special edition of the general knowledge quiz as famous faces try to score as few points as possible by coming up with answers no-one else can think of. (1 hour)
• 2:00am New: The Chase Australia: Australian version of the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (S1, ep 59) (1 hour)
• 8:00am Golden Balls: In a game of truth and bluff, contestants try to find which of the 100 golden balls conceal life-changing amounts of cash and which contain the dreaded killer balls. (1 hour)
• 9:00am Pointless Celebrities: Comedian Alexander Armstrong hosts a special edition of the general knowledge quiz as famous faces try to score as few points as possible by coming up with answers no-one else can think of. (1 hour)
• 12:30pm Bruce's Price Is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (30 minutes)
• 1:00pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
• 2:00pm Pointless Celebrities: Comedian Alexander Armstrong hosts a special edition of the general knowledge quiz as famous faces try to score as few points as possible by coming up with answers no-one else can think of. (1 hour)
• 3:00pm The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)
• 5:00pm Total Wipeout UK: Hosts Richard Hammond and Amanda Byram set twenty brave and bonkers contestants loose on an extreme obstacle course in Argentina with the chance of winning 10,000. (1 hour)
• 8:00pm Pointless Celebrities: Comedian Alexander Armstrong hosts a special edition of the general knowledge quiz as famous faces try to score as few points as possible by coming up with answers no-one else can think of. (1 hour)
• 9:00pm The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)

4seven (47)

• 8:00pm The Supervet: A Great Dane is rushed to the clinic after losing the use of her back legs. A spaniel needs work after being hit by a car. And an owner travels from Yorkshire with her collie. (Ep2) (1 hour)
• 9:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Janine has been kicked by a horse and had to crawl across two fields to call for help. George's motorbike collided with a car and he was catapulted into the windscreen. (S11 Ep3) (1 hour)

Channel 5+24 (55)

• 11:15am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. Dr Sian Morris suspects that long-term patient Allan's recent dramatic weight loss is a result of his addiction to crack cocaine. (S3 Ep 20) (1 hour)
• 1:15pm Home and Away: Ricky and Nate's dream wedding is in jeopardy. Olivia is devastated when she discovers that she is pregnant. Doubts about Dylan continue to play on Kat's mind. (30 minutes)
• 1:45pm Neighbours: Nate reveals that he has re-enlisted in the army. John recoils from a kiss from Paige. Sonya does her best to process some life-changing news. (35 minutes)
• 2:20pm NCIS: Reunion: Drama series following the US Navy's dedicated federal agency. The team discovers that the murder of a Marine may be linked to their past. Gibbs decides Ziva's fate. (S7 Ep 2) (55 minutes)
• 5:00pm Neighbours: Jimmy warns Paul that the police are coming. Sonya is stunned when Walter admits he is not her uncle. Lauren warns Ned if he steps over the line she will tell Brad everything. (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm Neighbours: Nate reveals that he has re-enlisted in the army. John recoils from a kiss from Paige. Sonya does her best to process some life-changing news. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm Home and Away: Ricky and Nate's dream wedding is in jeopardy. Olivia is devastated when she discovers that she is pregnant. Doubts about Dylan continue to play on Kat's mind. (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Neighbours: Nate reveals that he has re-enlisted in the army. John recoils from a kiss from Paige. Sonya does her best to process some life-changing news. (30 minutes)

5USA+1 (83)

• 12:55am CSI: Miami: If Looks Could Kill: Crime drama series. The body of a male model is discovered on the waterfront. Natalia's ex-husband tries to get work at the CSI offices. (S5 Ep 4) (1 hour)
• 1:55am CSI: Miami: Rio: US crime drama series. Horatio and Delko arrive in Rio to hunt down the man who ordered Marisol's murder. (S5 Ep 1) (1 hour)
• 2:55am CSI: Miami: Deviant: American drama series focusing on the work of the Miami forensics department. Alexx campaigns against a convicted sex offender who is subsequently murdered. (S4 Ep 16) (55 minutes)

Dave ja vu (84)

• 8:20am Top Gear: Motoring mania. The boys stage another 'car football' spectacular, pitting the nice little movers known as Toyota Aygos against some Brazilian-built VW Foxes. Michael Gambon guests. (50 minutes)
• 9:10am Top Gear: Motoring banter and buffoonery. Jeremy and The Stig race Caterham 7s around a circuit in Scotland - but first the boys must build their own car from scratch. Steve Coogan guests. (50 minutes)
• 1:00pm Top Gear: Motoring mania. The boys stage another 'car football' spectacular, pitting the nice little movers known as Toyota Aygos against some Brazilian-built VW Foxes. Michael Gambon guests. (1 hour)
• 6:00pm Top Gear: Automotive antics courtesy of Jeremy Clarkson and James May. Jezza makes a public information film, James puts his foot down, and Hugh Grant is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour)

BBC One HD (101)

• 9:15am Council House Crackdown: 10, 10. Reality series following housing fraud investigators. The tenant who was unlawfully subletting his central London flat while living and working in Las Vegas. (45 minutes)
• 12:15pm Bargain Hunt: Anita Manning presents as the hunt for bargains heads to the East Sussex town of Lewes, with experts Philip Serrell and Nick Hall helping out the teams. (45 minutes)
• 1:45pm Doctors: In Dark Corners: Drama series set in a health centre. Daniel encounters an agoraphobic young woman who has been left alone by her father, despite the fact she heavily relies on him. (30 minutes)
• 3:00pm Escape to the Country: Worcestershire: Jules Hudson helps an expat couple with a £400,000 budget make a return trip from Australia and put down roots in rural Worcestershire. Jules visits Shelsley Walsh. (45 minutes)
• 8:00pm EastEnders: Ronnie tries to help Roxy but it is soon thrown back in her face. Kush gets more than he bargained for when helping Donna. (30 minutes)
• 9:30pm Love, Nina: 3, 5. Drama set in 1982 about twenty-year-old Nina, who moves to north London to care for two boys. Nina looks after Joe while he is poorly. (30 minutes)

BBC Two HD (102)

• 12:50am The Truth about Dementia: Angela Rippon investigates Alzheimer's disease. She learns how people can help to prevent it, meets some of those who are living with it and explores her own risk of developing it. (1 hour)
• 5:45am Council House Crackdown: 9, 10. Reality series following housing fraud investigators. Investigators track down a long-standing social housing tenant who has been cheating the system while living in Colombia. (45 minutes)
• 3:15pm Sacred Rivers with Simon Reeve: 1, 3. The Nile: Simon Reeve explores the influence three rivers have on the countries they flow through. He travels from source to sea along the world's longest river, the Nile. (1 hour)
• 4:15pm Great Continental Railway Journeys: La Coruna to Lisbon: Michael Portillo retraces journeys in Spain and Portugal from the 1913 guide. He meets pilgrims from around the world on the trail to Santiago de Compostela. (1 hour)
• 5:15pm Bargain Hunt: Kedleston: Tim Wonnacott presents the antiques contest from Kedleston Hall, with experts Anita Manning and Philip Serrell. Tim also visits the Barber Institute of Fine Arts. (45 minutes)
• 10:00pm Mum: 4, 6. August: Family sitcom. It is a hot summer's day, and while Kelly and her cousin sunbathe in the garden, Cathy is getting ready to go for lunch with a new, male friend. (30 minutes)

ITV HD (103)

• 12:00am Murder, She Wrote: A Murderous Muse: Another case for the super sleuth from Cabot Cove. When a conductor is killed, the father of a talented prodigy is blamed; Jessica Fletcher seeks to prove otherwise. (50 minutes)
• 7:00pm Emmerdale: Cain confronts Dr Bailey. Marlon refuses to lie for Rhona. Robert finds Liv's Bully. (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm Coronation Street: It is a party and Sarah will cry if she wants to. Norris hits the roof. (30 minutes)
• 8:00pm Emmerdale: Belle makes a choice. Jacob worries over David. Chas tries to escape her past. (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm Coronation Street: Todd has a huge dilemma on his hands. Michelle buys Amy's silence. Zeedan tells Rana that he is still not ready. (30 minutes)
• 10:40pm Back to the Future Part II: Time-travel adventure sequel starring Michael J Fox and Christopher Lloyd, 1989. Marty McFly time-travels with eccentric inventor Doc Brown after the evil Biff creates an alternative 1985 (2 hours)

Channel 4 HD (104)

• 12:20am Seventy with a Six Pack: This heart-warming documentary spends a year with some of Britain's oldest muscle men as they pump, preen and flex their way towards the World Bodybuilding Finals in Miami. (55 minutes)
• 6:00pm The Simpsons: Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the nuclear power plant's employees with robots but decides to retain Homer as the sole human worker, leaving unemployment at an all-time high. (S23 Ep17, 22) (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Hollyoaks: Ste feels dejected when he finds out Harry lied to him. Jade and Alfie play Cupid, but is it what Tom really wants? Lisa tells Sonia she won't stop tormenting her until she leaves for good. (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm Eating Well with Hemsley + Hemsley: Jasmine and Melissa create nutritious recipes for children including socca pizzas with heritage beetroot and an ingenious, chocolatey and nutty spread made largely from black beans. (Ep4) (30 minutes)
• 10:00pm The Windsors: The royal comedy soap opera. President George Osborne has imposed extreme austerity since the abolishment of the monarchy. Can Wills save his family and the nation before it's sold? (Ep6, 6) (35 minutes)

BBC Four HD (106)

• 2:35am Dan Cruickshank: At Home with the...: ...British. 3, 3. The Flat: Dan charts the history of the Lincoln estate, which went from a dream of luxury to deprivation and social exclusion. (1 hour)

Channel 4+1 HD (109)

• 12:50am An Immigrant's Guide to Britain: Comedian Henning Wehn and his gang of first-generation immigrants provide an irreverent guide to life in Britain. This episode explores caravans, rugby, the weather and more. (Ep1, 3) (30 minutes)
• 1:20am Seventy with a Six Pack: This heart-warming documentary spends a year with some of Britain's oldest muscle men as they pump, preen and flex their way towards the World Bodybuilding Finals in Miami. (55 minutes)
• 7:00pm The Simpsons: Them, Robot: Mr Burns replaces the nuclear power plant's employees with robots but decides to retain Homer as the sole human worker, leaving unemployment at an all-time high. (S23 Ep17, 22) (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm Hollyoaks: Ste feels dejected when he finds out Harry lied to him. Jade and Alfie play Cupid, but is it what Tom really wants? Lisa tells Sonia she won't stop tormenting her until she leaves for good. (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm Eating Well with Hemsley + Hemsley: Jasmine and Melissa create nutritious recipes for children including socca pizzas with heritage beetroot and an ingenious, chocolatey and nutty spread made largely from black beans. (Ep4) (30 minutes)
• 11:00pm The Windsors: The royal comedy soap opera. President George Osborne has imposed extreme austerity since the abolishment of the monarchy. Can Wills save his family and the nation before it's sold? (Ep6, 6) (35 minutes)

4seven HD (110)

• 8:00pm The Supervet: A Great Dane is rushed to the clinic after losing the use of her back legs. A spaniel needs work after being hit by a car. And an owner travels from Yorkshire with her collie. (Ep2) (1 hour)
• 9:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Janine has been kicked by a horse and had to crawl across two fields to call for help. George's motorbike collided with a car and he was catapulted into the windscreen. (S11 Ep3) (1 hour)

CBBC (120)

• 7:10am Sidekick: Stupor-ize Me: Animated series following four friends as they train at the Academy for Aspiring Sidekicks. A new fast food treat may destroy the sidekicks. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 7:25am New: Danger Mouse: The Good, the Baaaaa & the Ugly: Animated series. When Danger Mouse and Penfold are sent on a mission to a mysterious island, Danger Mouse's competitiveness borders on criminal. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 2:35pm My Life: I am Ethan: 4, 7. I Am Ethan: Documentary. The story of 10-year-old Ethan, who is deaf. Along with his three best friends, Ethan has decided to set up his own rock band. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 6:50pm Danger Mouse: The Good, the Baaaaa & the Ugly: Animated series. When Danger Mouse and Penfold are sent on a mission to a mysterious island, Danger Mouse's competitiveness borders on criminal. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 7:00pm Horrible Histories: 13, 13. Historical sketch show. Savage Songs compilation featuring the hip-hop battle of the Celts, pop superstar Cleopatra, rock rebel William Wallace and the soulful suffragettes. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm The Dumping Ground: 13, 20. Better Than You: Drama series. Bailey is in line to get tickets to Wembley if he passes his review meeting, but Jody is keen to get them for herself. Also in HD. (30 minutes)

CBeebies (121)

• 7:15am Bing: Music: Children's animation. It's music time at the creche, and everyone wants a turn on the drum. Bing gets impatient waiting for his turn and tries to grab the drum from Sula. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 7:40am The Furchester Hotel: Furchester on Wheels: Preschool puppet show. Funella overhears the tortoise guests say the hotel service is slow, slow, slow. She is determined to make it fast, fast, fast. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 7:55am Octonauts: The Arctic Orcas: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. When Captain Barnacles and Peso get lost in the Arctic sea, a pod of orcas help find them. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 8:05am Mike the Knight: Mike the Knight and Fooling Day: Animated series about a young knight in training. It's Fooling Day in Glendragon. Mike tries to make Squirt laugh by playing tricks on him. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 8:20am Charlie and Lola: I Want to Play Music Too: Children's animation with the siblings. Charlie and Marv must present a piece about outer space in front of the school. Lola is desperate to join in. (10 minutes)
• 9:10am Bing: Nature Explorer: Children's animation. Bing and his friends play nature explorers in Amma's garden by spinning a giant colour wheel and then finding something of that colour. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 9:20am Bing: Music: Children's animation. It's music time at the creche, and everyone wants a turn on the drum. Bing gets impatient waiting for his turn and tries to grab the drum from Sula. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
• 9:35am Twirlywoos: This Way, That Way: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos are chased this way and that way when they encounter a dog in a park. The Tea Machine starts acting strangely. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 12:00pm Melody: 19, 20. Boat Ballet: Preschool mixed-media music show. Melody listens to Gymnopedie No. 1 composed by Erik Satie and imagines a beautiful boat ballet with dancing swans. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 12:10pm Balamory: Mending a Puncture: Children's series. PC Plum is going to umpire a cricket match, but does not know the rules of the game. Miss Hoolie suggests that he visits Josie Jump for advice. (20 minutes)
• 12:45pm Grandpa in My Pocket: Wulfy the Wonderdog: Children's comedy about a grandpa who can magically shrink. Lady Prigsbottom doesn't like Wulfy. Grandpa sets out to change her mind. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 1:10pm Bing: Nature Explorer: Children's animation. Bing and his friends play nature explorers in Amma's garden by spinning a giant colour wheel and then finding something of that colour. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 1:20pm Bing: Music: Children's animation. It's music time at the creche, and everyone wants a turn on the drum. Bing gets impatient waiting for his turn and tries to grab the drum from Sula. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
• 1:35pm Twirlywoos: This Way, That Way: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos are chased this way and that way when they encounter a dog in a park. The Tea Machine starts acting strangely. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 3:40pm Dinopaws: The Thing That Shone: Animation about three dinosaurs exploring their world. Can Gwen lead the way to light and happiness on the longest night? Also in HD. (25 minutes)
• 4:30pm Andy's Prehistoric Adventures: Andrewsarchus and Tooth: Preschool adventure series. Andy travels back 36 million years in time to find a tooth belonging to a giant carnivorous predator. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 4:45pm Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Perilous Party: Animated series. When Peter discovers Mr Tod is the host of a surprise party, he must save the guests from becoming party food. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 5:50pm Melody: 15, 20. Rocket Trip: Melody listens to Mars by Gustav Holst and imagines a space adventure. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 6:00pm Charlie and Lola: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. I Am Collecting a Collection: Charlie needs one more dinosaur to complete his immaculate collection. (10 minutes)

CBBC HD (123)

• 7:10am Sidekick: Stupor-ize Me: Animated series following four friends as they train at the Academy for Aspiring Sidekicks. A new fast food treat may destroy the sidekicks. (10 minutes)
• 7:25am New: Danger Mouse: The Good, the Baaaaa & the Ugly: Animated series. When Danger Mouse and Penfold are sent on a mission to a mysterious island, Danger Mouse's competitiveness borders on criminal. (15 minutes)
• 2:35pm My Life: I am Ethan: 4, 7. I Am Ethan: Documentary. The story of 10-year-old Ethan, who is deaf. Along with his three best friends, Ethan has decided to set up his own rock band. (30 minutes)
• 6:50pm Danger Mouse: The Good, the Baaaaa & the Ugly: Animated series. When Danger Mouse and Penfold are sent on a mission to a mysterious island, Danger Mouse's competitiveness borders on criminal. (10 minutes)
• 7:00pm Horrible Histories: 13, 13. Historical sketch show. Savage Songs compilation featuring the hip-hop battle of the Celts, pop superstar Cleopatra, rock rebel William Wallace and the soulful suffragettes. (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm The Dumping Ground: 13, 20. Better Than You: Drama series. Bailey is in line to get tickets to Wembley if he passes his review meeting, but Jody is keen to get them for herself. (30 minutes)

CBeebies HD (124)

• 7:15am Bing: Music: Children's animation. It's music time at the creche, and everyone wants a turn on the drum. Bing gets impatient waiting for his turn and tries to grab the drum from Sula. (10 minutes)
• 7:40am The Furchester Hotel: Furchester on Wheels: Preschool puppet show. Funella overhears the tortoise guests say the hotel service is slow, slow, slow. She is determined to make it fast, fast, fast. (15 minutes)
• 7:55am Octonauts: The Arctic Orcas: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. When Captain Barnacles and Peso get lost in the Arctic sea, a pod of orcas help find them. (10 minutes)
• 8:05am Mike the Knight: Mike the Knight and Fooling Day: Animated series about a young knight in training. It's Fooling Day in Glendragon. Mike tries to make Squirt laugh by playing tricks on him. (15 minutes)
• 8:20am Charlie and Lola: I Want to Play Music Too: Children's animation with the siblings. Charlie and Marv must present a piece about outer space in front of the school. Lola is desperate to join in. (10 minutes)
• 9:10am Bing: Nature Explorer: Children's animation. Bing and his friends play nature explorers in Amma's garden by spinning a giant colour wheel and then finding something of that colour. (10 minutes)
• 9:20am Bing: Music: Children's animation. It's music time at the creche, and everyone wants a turn on the drum. Bing gets impatient waiting for his turn and tries to grab the drum from Sula. (5 minutes)
• 9:35am Twirlywoos: This Way, That Way: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos are chased this way and that way when they encounter a dog in a park. The Tea Machine starts acting strangely. (10 minutes)
• 12:00pm Melody: 19, 20. Boat Ballet: Preschool mixed-media music show. Melody listens to Gymnopedie No. 1 composed by Erik Satie and imagines a beautiful boat ballet with dancing swans. (10 minutes)
• 12:10pm Balamory: Mending a Puncture: Children's series. PC Plum is going to umpire a cricket match, but does not know the rules of the game. Miss Hoolie suggests that he visits Josie Jump for advice. (20 minutes)
• 12:45pm Grandpa in My Pocket: Wulfy the Wonderdog: Children's comedy about a grandpa who can magically shrink. Lady Prigsbottom doesn't like Wulfy. Grandpa sets out to change her mind. (15 minutes)
• 1:10pm Bing: Nature Explorer: Children's animation. Bing and his friends play nature explorers in Amma's garden by spinning a giant colour wheel and then finding something of that colour. (10 minutes)
• 1:20pm Bing: Music: Children's animation. It's music time at the creche, and everyone wants a turn on the drum. Bing gets impatient waiting for his turn and tries to grab the drum from Sula. (5 minutes)
• 1:35pm Twirlywoos: This Way, That Way: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos are chased this way and that way when they encounter a dog in a park. The Tea Machine starts acting strangely. (10 minutes)
• 3:40pm Dinopaws: The Thing That Shone: Animation about three dinosaurs exploring their world. Can Gwen lead the way to light and happiness on the longest night? (25 minutes)
• 4:30pm Andy's Prehistoric Adventures: Andrewsarchus and Tooth: Preschool adventure series. Andy travels back 36 million years in time to find a tooth belonging to a giant carnivorous predator. (15 minutes)
• 4:45pm Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Perilous Party: Animated series. When Peter discovers Mr Tod is the host of a surprise party, he must save the guests from becoming party food. (15 minutes)
• 5:50pm Melody: 15, 20. Rocket Trip: Preschool mixed-media music show. Mum and Melody take a trip to an observatory. Melody listens to Mars by Gustav Holst. Melody's imagination takes her into space. (10 minutes)
• 6:00pm Charlie and Lola: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. I Am Collecting a Collection: Charlie needs one more dinosaur to complete his immaculate collection. (10 minutes)

Saturday 4th June

BBC One (1)

• 11:30am Mary Berry Cooks: 5, 6. Weekday Supper: Mary Berry guides viewers through delicious recipes for everyday and special occasions, revealing clever tips for throwing a casual weekday supper. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 3:35pm Escape to the Country: North Yorkshire: Buyers are helped to find their dream homes. Jules Hudson helps a couple find their dream home in North Yorkshire, and meets the owners of Raisthorpe Manor. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
• 4:20pm Madagascar: CBBC. Animated comedy about four spoilt animals from New York's Central Park Zoo whose botched escape attempt finds them stranded in the Madagascar jungle. Also in HD. (1 hour 20 minutes)
• 8:30pm The Musketeers: 2, 10. Historical drama. As Paris starves, Grimaud and Feron hatch a plan to frame the city's refugees for theft. Can the musketeers break the conspirators' grip on Paris in time? Also in HD. (55 minutes)
• 10:45pm Die Hard with a Vengeance: Third in the series of high-speed action thrillers about a maverick New York cop (Bruce Willis) who must save Manhattan from a crazed bomber. Contains very strong language. Also in HD. (2 hours)

BBC Two (2)

• 2:10am Paxman in Brussels: Who Really Rules Us?: As the EU referendum debate approaches its climax, Jeremy Paxman takes viewers on a journey to the heart of Europe, meeting the movers, shakers and anonymous faces who run the EU. (1 hour)
• 1:00pm Tom Kerridge's Proper Pub Food: 3, 6. Celebratory Food: Recipes include slow roast duck with aromatic crispy skin, and gin and tonic granita. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 3:20pm The Great British Sewing Bee: Lingerie Week: Amateur sewers test their sewing and dressmaking skills. The sewers take on delicate lingerie, working with fiddly pattern pieces and the most delicate fabric. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 8:30pm Alice in Wonderland: Fantasy based on the classic tale. Alice, now 19 years old, is transported to Wonderland, where she must triumph over the Red Queen and the Jabberwock. Johnny Depp stars. Also in HD. (1 hour 40 minutes)
• 10:55pm Versailles: 1, 10. Period drama. A young Louis XIV seeks to impose his authority. Contains some strong language, sexual content and some violence. Also in HD. Followed by Inside Versailles. (1 hour)

ITV (3)

• 3:00am Murder, She Wrote: A Lady in the Lake: Murder mystery series. Jessica's brief stay at a lake resort is interrupted by murder. (50 minutes)
• 6:00am The Aquabats! Super Show!: Haunted Battletram: Laughtastic comedy adventures of musical superheroes The Aquabats! The MC Bat Commander unwittingly invites a vengeful ghost aboard the Battletram. (20 minutes)
• 6:20am Pat & Stan: True-False-Bobo: Pat the purple hippo and his friend Stan the yellow dog turn every event into the craziest of adventures! Stan fakes being ill to get out of going to Aunt Martha's. (10 minutes)
• 8:00am Thunderbirds Are Go: Comet Chasers: Children's adventure series. It is 2060 and once again Halley's Comet is passing close to Earth. Alan and Scott have to mount a rescue in Thunderbird 3. (25 minutes)
• 9:25am Murder, She Wrote: Ballad for a Blue Lady: Drama series. Jessica's trip to visit a friend who is a country singer turns out to be anything but restful as a feud escalates into murder. (1 hour)
• 10:25am Murder, She Wrote: Murder in F Sharp: Detective drama series. Jessica helps an insurance investigator get to the bottom of a mystery involving a famous pianist whose hands are badly burned in a fire. (1 hour)
• 11:20pm Carry on Cleo: Classic British comedy starring Amanda Barrie and Sidney James, 1965. The Carry On team take on ancient history and the big-budget film Cleopatra (1 hour 40 minutes)

Channel 4 (4)

• 11:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Space Probe Disintegration: Howard tries to calm a stressed Raj, who is anxiously awaiting the arrival of some data from a space probe he helped launch. (S8 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
• 12:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Anxiety Optimization: When Sheldon gets stuck in a rut with his research, he asks his friends to cure his mental block by raising his stress levels. (S8 Ep13, 24) (25 minutes)
• 12:25pm The Simpsons: Bart Star: Homer takes over from Ned as the manager of Bart's American football team after forcing him to quit. Guest starring Mike Judge as Hank Hill. (30 minutes)
• 12:55pm The Simpsons: The Principal and the Pauper: The real Seymour Skinner (Martin Sheen) returns to Springfield, revealing that Principal Skinner - whose real name is Armin Tamzarian - is an impostor. (35 minutes)
• 6:00pm Homes by the Med: Charlie Luxton visits the Costa del Sol to find some great properties, including a home like a cruise ship on dry land, and a modern masterpiece designed to cope with Spanish sun. (Ep5, 6) (1 hour)
• 8:00pm Grand Designs: Kevin McCloud visits Stephen and Anita's cutting-edge, bright orange building project on the South Downs. Do they have enough money? And what will the neighbours think? (Ep7) (1 hour)
• 9:00pm 12 Years a Slave: (2013) Oscar-winning drama about slavery in 19th-century America. Starring Chiwetel Ejiofor, Michael Fassbender and Benedict Cumberbatch. Graphic violence, sex, nudity, racist language. (2 hours 45 minutes)

Channel 5 (5)

• 3:10am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Reality series filmed at the Balham Park Surgery. Dr Chris Pearce meets an anxious vicar who is concerned that a bloodshot eye will prevent him leading a funeral the next day. (S3 Ep 17) (50 minutes)
• 4:00am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Reality series filmed at the Balham Park Surgery. Dr Bower correctly suspects that an innocuous case of pins and needles suggests a more serious condition. (S3 Ep 18) (45 minutes)
• 8:30pm New: NCIS: Crime series. The NCIS team suspects Gibbs' arch-nemesis is behind an explosion, but Gibbs elects to sit out the investigation in order to help a grief-stricken Fornell. (S12 Ep 15) (55 minutes)
• 9:25pm New: NCIS: Crime series. A covert identity created for one of Gibbs' undercover cases 20 years ago resurfaces after a murder victim is found living under the alias. (S12 Ep 16) (55 minutes)

ITV2 (6)

• 12:05am Family Guy: This Little Piggy: Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modelling. Meanwhile, Brian accompanies Stewie on an adventure. (25 minutes)
• 12:30am Family Guy: Quagmire's Mom: Lois takes Peter to open a bank account, and they learn that his first name is actually Justin, which Peter adopts as the name of his younger 'bro-style' alter ego. (25 minutes)
• 12:55am American Dad!: White Rice: Animated series about a hapless CIA agent. After an argument, Stan suggests he and Francine see a counsellor, who hypnotises Francine and reawakens her lifelong ambition. (35 minutes)
• 1:30am American Dad!: An Incident at Owl Creek: Animated series. When an accident ruins the Smith family name, a humiliated Stan fakes his family's deaths to escape the shame. (25 minutes)
• 1:55am The Cleveland Show: Yemen Party: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Donna joins a women's support group and complains about how Cleveland treats her. Cleveland Jr and Rallo tackle school bully Rodney. (25 minutes)
• 9:10am Coronation Street Omnibus: The Platts and Grimshaws go head-to-head. Chesney is rocked by Sinead's indiscretion. Norris hits the roof. (2 hours 15 minutes)
• 1:10pm Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas: Live-action prequel starring Mark Addy and Stephen Baldwin, 2000. College leavers Fred and Barney decide to set off for a weekend in Rock Vegas with their two new girlfriends (1 hour)
• 2:15pm Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas: Live-action prequel starring Mark Addy and Stephen Baldwin, 2000. College leavers Fred and Barney decide to set off for a weekend in Rock Vegas with their two new girlfriends (45 minutes)
• 4:45pm Despicable Me: Animation starring Steve Carell and Jason Segel, 2010. A criminal mastermind has to choose between stealing the moon or caring for three orphans (1 hour)
• 5:50pm Despicable Me: Animation starring Steve Carell and Jason Segel, 2010. A criminal mastermind has to choose between stealing the moon or caring for three orphans (50 minutes)
• 6:40pm Miss Congeniality 2: Action comedy sequel starring Sandra Bullock and Regina King, 2005. When two of her friends are kidnapped, FBI agent Gracie decides to defy orders and investigate on her own (1 hour)
• 7:45pm Miss Congeniality 2: Action comedy sequel starring Sandra Bullock and Regina King, 2005. When two of her friends are kidnapped, FBI agent Gracie decides to defy orders and investigate on her own (1 hour 15 minutes)
• 10:50pm Family Guy: Take My Wife: Animated comedy. Lois books a couple's vacation in the Bahamas, but much to Peter's surprise it turns out to be a marriage counselling programme. (30 minutes)
• 11:20pm Family Guy: Encyclopedia Griffin: Animation series. Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighbourhood detective agency. Lois is worried about Chris's delusional new relationship. (25 minutes)
• 11:45pm Family Guy: Stewie Is Enceinte: Animation series. Stewie tries to get closer to Brian by impregnating himself with his DNA. Peter and the guys attempt to make a viral internet video. (30 minutes)

BBC Four (9)

• 7:00pm Francesco's Venice: 4, 4. Death: Francesco da Mosto moves towards the present day and the problems of the sinking city, for which he partly blames the tourist industry inspired by the likes of Byron. (1 hour)
• 8:00pm D-Day: The Last Heroes: 1, 2. Dan Snow examines how two years of planning, espionage and aerial photography helped the Allied Forces gain a foothold in northern France. Contains some upsetting scenes. Also in HD. (1 hour)

ITV3 (10)

• 7:05am Where the Heart Is: Shifting Sands: Drama series about community nurses in a small Yorkshire town. Chris's over-friendly manner puts his job in danger. Peggy is summoned to Leeds to discuss promotion. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 8:10am Where the Heart Is: Visiting Rights: Drama series about community nurses in a small Yorkshire town. A prisoner is granted leave to visit his sick father after an appeal from Sister Anna. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 9:15am Columbo: Swan Song: Columbo investigates the case of a corrupt country-singing evangelist. Two people are killed when the singer's plane crashes - but was it really an accident? (2 hours 5 minutes)
• 11:20am Hidden Treasure: Award-winning drama starring John Thaw about a widower who, forced to care for a granddaughter he never knew existed, finds his life forever changed by the new responsibility. (2 hours 5 minutes)
• 1:25pm Lewis: The Point of Vanishing: When religious fanatic Steven Mullan is murdered, Lewis investigates celebrity atheist Tom Rattenbury and his family, who had been attacked by Mullan. (2 hours)
• 5:00pm Agatha Christie's Marple: A Pocket Full of Rye: When a business magnate is killed, Miss Marple realises the circumstances of his death recall a nursery rhyme - but what does it mean? (2 hours)
• 7:00pm Doc Martin: Martin is shocked when Louisa reveals she has applied for the head's job. Pauline worries about Al's secretive behaviour. Martin learns about Joan's money worries. (1 hour)
• 8:00pm Foyle's War: High Castle: Post-WWII drama. Foyle, now working for British Intelligence, is drawn into the world of corrupt Nazi businessmen when a London university professor is found murdered. (2 hours)

Pick (11)

• 3:00am New: Coast Guard Alaska: Hair-raising fly-on-the-wall action following the heroes of the Alaskan Coast Guard service. (S3, ep 9) (1 hour)
• 4:00am Monkey Life: Nerves jangle as pregnant woolly monkey Piquita approaches her due date. The life of ruffed lemur Blue, however, hangs in the balance. (S3, ep 11) (30 minutes)
• 4:30am Monkey Life: A baby woolly monkey is tempted into the outside world by a banquet of tasty bugs. The keepers, meanwhile, plan a third meeting between Ben and Hananya. (S3, ep 12) (30 minutes)
• 7:00pm UK Border Force: The observational documentary series going behind the scenes of UK immigration continues, as officers at Heathrow Terminal 3's passport control question suspicious travellers. (3, 8) (1 hour)
• 10:00pm Road Wars: In an action-packed instalment, Kev and Waller deal with a drug addict in Windsor, and Simon confronts a driver with a few unpleasant surprises up his sleeve. Strong language. (1 hour)

Dave (12)

• 8:00am Top Gear: Automotive antics courtesy of Jeremy Clarkson and James May. Jezza makes a public information film, James puts his foot down, and Hugh Grant is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour)
• 12:00pm Trawlermen: Compelling documentary series following trawler fishermen in Peterhead, Scotland. Skipper James Buchan practises a form of fishing that dates back almost two hundred years. (40 minutes)
• 12:40pm Top Gear: The always fast and occasionally furious lads race the Mercedes SLS, the Porsche 911 GT3 RS and the Ferrari 458 Italia in an epic road trip up America's east coast. (1 hour 25 minutes)

Channel 4+1 (13)

• 12:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Space Probe Disintegration: Howard tries to calm a stressed Raj, who is anxiously awaiting the arrival of some data from a space probe he helped launch. (S8 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
• 1:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Anxiety Optimization: When Sheldon gets stuck in a rut with his research, he asks his friends to cure his mental block by raising his stress levels. (S8 Ep13, 24) (25 minutes)
• 1:25pm The Simpsons: Bart Star: Homer takes over from Ned as the manager of Bart's American football team after forcing him to quit. Guest starring Mike Judge as Hank Hill. (30 minutes)
• 1:55pm The Simpsons: The Principal and the Pauper: The real Seymour Skinner (Martin Sheen) returns to Springfield, revealing that Principal Skinner - whose real name is Armin Tamzarian - is an impostor. (35 minutes)
• 7:00pm Homes by the Med: Charlie Luxton visits the Costa del Sol to find some great properties, including a home like a cruise ship on dry land, and a modern masterpiece designed to cope with Spanish sun. (Ep5, 6) (1 hour)
• 9:00pm Grand Designs: Kevin McCloud visits Stephen and Anita's cutting-edge, bright orange building project on the South Downs. Do they have enough money? And what will the neighbours think? (Ep7) (1 hour)
• 10:00pm 12 Years a Slave: (2013) Oscar-winning drama about slavery in 19th-century America. Starring Chiwetel Ejiofor, Michael Fassbender and Benedict Cumberbatch. Graphic violence, sex, nudity, racist language. (2 hours 45 minutes)

More4 (14)

• 2:10am The Good Wife: Brand new series - Landing: Alicia and Lucca visit Toronto to help a National Security Agency contractor who was detained by customs officials while trying to re-enter the USA. (S7 Ep19, 22) (1 hour)
• 3:10am Jamie's 15 Minute Meals: This time Jamie Oliver cooks glazed sizzling chops, sweet tomato and asparagus lasagnetti, plus mushroom soup, stilton, apple and walnut croutes. (30 minutes)
• 8:55am Jamie's 15 Minute Meals: Jamie Oliver cooks Swedish meatballs and celeriac and spinach rice, plus pasta pesto, garlic and rosemary chicken. (35 minutes)
• 12:10pm White Christmas: (1954) Classic festive musical. Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye star as ex-servicemen who stage a musical to save their former commanding officer's skiiing business. With Rosemary Clooney. (2 hours 20 minutes)
• 8:00pm Father Ted: Night of the Nearly Dead: Singing sensation Eoin McLove (at No 1 for 27 weeks with 'My Lovely Mayo Mammy') secretly visits Mrs Doyle for tea after she wins a poetry competition. (S3 Ep7, 8) (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm Father Ted: Going to America: Ted accepts a job in the US, with his very own parish in Beverly Hills. But with his ambition about to be realised, Ted's problem is how to tell the others. (S3 Ep8, 8) (30 minutes)

Film4 (15)

• 2:50pm Rat Race: (2001) Comedy. A Las Vegas casino-owner (John Cleese) sets up a unique game for six punters: a race across America, hunting for $2m. With Rowan Atkinson and Whoopi Goldberg. (2 hours 10 minutes)
• 11:00pm Watchmen: (2009) Action Month: Violent fantasy. In 1985, President Nixon is still popular, having won the Vietnam War and banned superheroes. But then a terrible plot is uncovered... (3 hours 10 minutes)

Really (17)

• 1:00am Ghost Adventures: Oddfellow's Asylum: Goosebumps galore with the ghost-hunting gang. The bold boys snoop around a former orphanage where over 10,000 deaths are reported to have occurred. (1 hour)
• 4:00pm Fantasy Homes by the Sea: Tuscany: A couple look for a liberating littoral getaway in glorious Tuscany. Jenni Falconer is on hand to assist in their search. (1 hour)
• 5:00pm Fantasy Homes by the Sea: East Sussex: Jenni Falconer comes to the rescue again as another couple consider changing their lives to wake up permanently on the waterfront. This time, she visits East Sussex. (1 hour)
• 6:00pm Fantasy Homes by the Sea: Barcelona Coast: Dreamy property with the even dreamier Jenni Falconer. In vibrant Barcelona, a couple look for a stunning waterfront property to make into a permanent home. (1 hour)

Yesterday (19)

• 12:05am Coast: Norway: Lillesand to Svalbard: Neil Oliver straddles sea and land. The team explore the spectacular shoreline of Norway to discover Britain's age-old link to the land of the fjords. (1 hour)
• 2:05am The Road to Dunkirk: Learn more about the daring World War II operation dubbed the 'Miracle of Dunkirk', in which surrounded British soldiers were evacuated by boat from northern France. (55 minutes)
• 6:30am Find My Past: Tay Bridge: Three people find out how they are all linked through their ancestors to the Tay Bridge Disaster. Who was to blame for one of the worst rail crashes in British history? (45 minutes)
• 10:00am Attenborough and the Giant Egg: In 1960 David Attenborough visited Madagascar, where he acquired a giant egg belonging to the extinct 'elephant bird'. See what he finds when he returns to the island 50 years on. (1 hour)
• 2:00pm Attenborough and the Giant Egg: In 1960 David Attenborough visited Madagascar, where he acquired a giant egg belonging to the extinct 'elephant bird'. See what he finds when he returns to the island 50 years on. (1 hour)
• 6:00pm Attenborough and the Giant Egg: In 1960 David Attenborough visited Madagascar, where he acquired a giant egg belonging to the extinct 'elephant bird'. See what he finds when he returns to the island 50 years on. (1 hour)
• 7:00pm David Starkey's Monarchy: A Nation State: David Starkey revisits the Dark Ages to begin his extensive study of the British monarchy. Hear how Alfred the Great's stand against the Vikings helped create England. (1 hour)
• 8:00pm David Starkey's Monarchy: Aenglaland: The Anglo-Saxons take centre stage in David Starkey's chronicle of the monarchy, from the Germanic migration to Britain in the fifth century up to the Battle of Hastings. (1 hour)
• 9:00pm David Starkey's Monarchy: Conquest: Learn more about the turbulent times that followed the Battle of Hastings and the Norman Conquest in David Starkey's meticulous study of the British monarchy. (1 hour)
• 10:00pm David Starkey's Monarchy: Dynasty: Hear about the ruthless ambition of Henry II of England - and his feud with Thomas Becket - as David Starkey sheds light on the Angevin kings of the 12th and 13th centuries. (1 hour)
• 11:00pm David Starkey's Monarchy: A Nation State: David Starkey revisits the Dark Ages to begin his extensive study of the British monarchy. Hear how Alfred the Great's stand against the Vikings helped create England. (1 hour)

Drama (20)

• 9:55am New Tricks: Likely Lad James Bolam and Minder's Dennis Waterman star in another adventure for the aging detectives. The squad try to track down the attacker of an Asian woman in Southall. (1 hour)
• 6:25pm The Last Detective: Benefit to Mankind: Peter Davison regenerates into detective Dangerous Davies in the superb crime caper. A medical researcher is found drowned, but Davies thinks it's murder. (1 hour 35 minutes)
• 8:00pm Jonathan Creek: The Omega Man: The offbeat mystery series starring Alan Davies and Caroline Quentin. Jonathan's services are enlisted by the US government when an alien skeleton disappears. (1 hour)

5 USA (21)

• 1:05am CSI: Miami: If Looks Could Kill: Crime drama series. The body of a male model is discovered on the waterfront. Natalia's ex-husband tries to get work at the CSI offices. (S5 Ep 4) (1 hour)
• 2:05am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Unshockable: Crime drama. Ray and Sara attempt to get to the bottom of a retired CIA director's death. Nick and Catherine investigate after a musician is electrocuted. (S10 Ep 14) (1 hour)
• 3:05am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: The ladies take a break and try to relax at a forensics conference, but their girls-only getaway is disrupted by an ex-colleague, an old flame, and a mass shooting. (S15 Ep 5) (45 minutes)
• 7:10pm Columbo: Caution! Murder Can...: ...Be Hazardous To Your Health: Crime drama starring Peter Falk and George Hamilton. The dishevelled detective is called in to investigate when a chain-smoking TV producer is found dead. (1991) (1 hour 50 minutes)
• 11:55pm CSI: Miami: Death Pool 100: Crime drama. Two bodies are found after a celebrity party is held up, but the local gangster who carried out the robbery will only admit to one of the murders. (S5 Ep 3) (1 hour)

ITV4 (24)

• 12:10am Village of the Damned: Horror remake starring Christopher Reeve and Kirstie Alley, 1995. Two doctors struggle to save a Californian village after a band of aliens impregnate ten female villagers (50 minutes)
• 10:00pm Road: Motorcycling documentary. A fascinating feature-length sports documentary about the Dunlop family - a motorcycling dynasty (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 11:10pm Road: Motorcycling documentary. A fascinating feature-length sports documentary about the Dunlop family - a motorcycling dynasty (1 hour 5 minutes)

Home (25)

• 2:00am Love the Place You're In: Harpenden: Find out how to revive jaded interior decor with Gordon Whistance. Gary and Claire's Grade II listed manor house in Hertfordshire still looks like an office block. (1 hour)
• 4:00pm Hairy Bikers' Cookbook: Si and Dave Do Vietnam - Part One: Dave Myers and Si King hit the road again on a culinary odyssey. In Vietnam, they cook shrimp and pork on sugar cane, and get the goat. (30 minutes)
• 4:30pm Hairy Bikers' Cookbook: Si and Dave Do Vietnam - Part Two: Dave Myers and Si King hit the road again in search of culinary experience. In Hanoi, they try a mouthwatering buffet and a street food surprise. (30 minutes)
• 5:00pm Hairy Bikers' Cookbook: Si and Dave Do Turkey - Part One: Dave Myers and Si King embark on a culinary quest. The lads head inland to find the real Turkey and the legacy of Ottoman cuisine. (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm Hairy Bikers' Cookbook: Si and Dave Do Turkey - Part Two: Dave Myers and Si King hit the road in search of culinary experience. In Turkey, they build their own doner kebab, followed by a relaxing massage. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm Hairy Bikers' Cookbook: Si and Dave Do Mexico - Part One: Dave Myers and Si King hit Mexico in search of culinary experience. In Oaxaca, they load up on garlic-fried crickets and 300 types of chillies. (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Hairy Bikers' Cookbook: Si and Dave Do Mexico - Part Two: Dave Myers and Si King explore Mexico. Heading into the mountains of Chiapas, land of the ancient Mayans, the hilarious duo cook a pre-Hispanic stew. (30 minutes)
• 8:00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build: Spalding: Inspirational property makeovers. Nick Knowles and the DIY SOS team head to Spalding to transform the home of eight-year-old Dakota, who has cerebral palsy. (1 hour)
• 10:00pm Escape to the Country: Property series following buyers on the hunt for a rural home. Denise Nurse is searching Surrey for a country house to suit a family with a budget of 400,000 pounds. (1 hour)
• 11:00pm Hairy Bikers' Cookbook: Si and Dave Do Vietnam - Part One: Dave Myers and Si King hit the road again on a culinary odyssey. In Vietnam, they cook shrimp and pork on sugar cane, and get the goat. (30 minutes)
• 11:30pm Hairy Bikers' Cookbook: Si and Dave Do Vietnam - Part Two: Dave Myers and Si King hit the road again in search of culinary experience. In Hanoi, they try a mouthwatering buffet and a street food surprise. (30 minutes)

ITV2+1 (27)

• 12:35am Family Guy: Roasted Guy: US animated series. Peter befriends a group of mean girls after his feelings are hurt when his so-called friends decide to roast him. (30 minutes)
• 1:05am Family Guy: This Little Piggy: Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modelling. Meanwhile, Brian accompanies Stewie on an adventure. (25 minutes)
• 1:30am Family Guy: Quagmire's Mom: Lois takes Peter to open a bank account, and they learn that his first name is actually Justin, which Peter adopts as the name of his younger 'bro-style' alter ego. (25 minutes)
• 1:55am American Dad!: White Rice: Animated series about a hapless CIA agent. After an argument, Stan suggests he and Francine see a counsellor, who hypnotises Francine and reawakens her lifelong ambition. (35 minutes)
• 2:30am American Dad!: An Incident at Owl Creek: Animated series. When an accident ruins the Smith family name, a humiliated Stan fakes his family's deaths to escape the shame. (25 minutes)
• 2:55am The Cleveland Show: Yemen Party: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Donna joins a women's support group and complains about how Cleveland treats her. Cleveland Jr and Rallo tackle school bully Rodney. (25 minutes)
• 10:10am Coronation Street Omnibus: The Platts and Grimshaws go head-to-head. Chesney is rocked by Sinead's indiscretion. Norris hits the roof. (2 hours 15 minutes)
• 2:10pm Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas: Live-action prequel starring Mark Addy and Stephen Baldwin, 2000. College leavers Fred and Barney decide to set off for a weekend in Rock Vegas with their two new girlfriends (1 hour)
• 3:15pm Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas: Live-action prequel starring Mark Addy and Stephen Baldwin, 2000. College leavers Fred and Barney decide to set off for a weekend in Rock Vegas with their two new girlfriends (45 minutes)
• 5:45pm Despicable Me: Animation starring Steve Carell and Jason Segel, 2010. A criminal mastermind has to choose between stealing the moon or caring for three orphans (1 hour)
• 6:50pm Despicable Me: Animation starring Steve Carell and Jason Segel, 2010. A criminal mastermind has to choose between stealing the moon or caring for three orphans (50 minutes)
• 7:40pm Miss Congeniality 2: Action comedy sequel starring Sandra Bullock and Regina King, 2005. When two of her friends are kidnapped, FBI agent Gracie decides to defy orders and investigate on her own (1 hour)
• 8:45pm Miss Congeniality 2: Action comedy sequel starring Sandra Bullock and Regina King, 2005. When two of her friends are kidnapped, FBI agent Gracie decides to defy orders and investigate on her own (1 hour 15 minutes)
• 11:50pm Family Guy: Take My Wife: Animated comedy. Lois books a couple's vacation in the Bahamas, but much to Peter's surprise it turns out to be a marriage counselling programme. (30 minutes)

E4 (28)

• 3:15am The Goldbergs: I Caddyshacked the Pool: Adam goes to great lengths to dodge school swimming classes, but his plan to avoid the sport could affect his friendship with Dave. (S3 Ep4, 24) (20 minutes)
• 3:35am Angie Tribeca: Brand new series - Ferret Royale: An illegal operation smuggling pet ferrets into California is discovered, but the Fish and Game Division is claiming jurisdiction over the case. (Ep6, 10) (25 minutes)
• 6:45am Jane the Virgin: Brand new series - Chapter Thirty-Three: After dreaming about Professor Chavez, Jane needs to evaluate her feelings for him. Michael has a realisation about Rose and Mutter. (S2 Ep11, 22) (50 minutes)
• 8:35am Suburgatory: Stray Dogs: In the last episode of series two, George's attempt to buy Dallas the house of her dreams backfires. Sheila tries to restore traditional values to Chatswin. (25 minutes)
• 9:00am Suburgatory: No Me Gusta, Mami: In the first episode of series three, George tries to rebuild his relationship with Tessa. A furious Dalia shuns Dallas for breaking up with George. (30 minutes)
• 10:30am The Goldbergs: For Your Own Good: Beverly replaces Murray's favourite chair with a new one without consulting him first. Adam is picked on during the bus ride to school. (S1 Ep18, 23) (30 minutes)
• 11:00am The Goldbergs: The President's Fitness Test: Murray steps in when Adam asks Beverly to help him avoid the humiliation of taking a national physical fitness test at school. (S1 Ep19, 23) (30 minutes)
• 11:30am How I Met Your Mother: Purple Giraffe: Ted feels desperate when Robin doesn't turn up to a party he invited her to as a second date and he vows to continue throwing parties until she does. (S1 Ep2, 22) (30 minutes)
• 12:00pm How I Met Your Mother: Sweet Taste of Liberty: Ted agrees that Barney should spice up his love life, as a result of which he ends up flying to Philadelphia for a crazy adventure. (S1 Ep3, 22) (30 minutes)
• 12:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Chopper: When Chief Madeline Wuntch allows Peralta to work on his dream case, a wary Captain Holt worries that she's setting the precinct up to fail. (S2 Ep22, 23) (30 minutes)
• 1:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Johnny and Dora: Peralta and Santiago go undercover to catch Brooklyn's most notorious identity thief, but working together brings them closer than before. (S2 Ep23, 23) (30 minutes)
• 1:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Hot Troll Deviation: An embarrassing secret of Howard's comes to light as he tries to win back his ex-girlfriend Bernadette. Sheldon and Raj have trouble working together. (S4 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
• 4:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Wildebeest Implementation: Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
• 4:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
• 5:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Roommate Transmogrification: Raj decides to become Sheldon's flatmate after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Skank Reflex Analysis: Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Pulled Groin Extrapolation: Leonard goes as Amy's date to a colleague's wedding. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
• 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Wiggly Finger Catalyst: Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find the perfect date for him. (S5 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Russian Rocket Reaction: Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5, 24) (30 minutes)
• 8:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Rhinitis Revelation: Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his group of friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a girl he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)

E4+1 (29)

• 12:15am The Big Bang Theory: The Rhinitis Revelation: Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his group of friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
• 12:45am The Big Bang Theory: The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a girl he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
• 4:15am The Goldbergs: I Caddyshacked the Pool: Adam goes to great lengths to dodge school swimming classes, but his plan to avoid the sport could affect his friendship with Dave. (S3 Ep4, 24) (20 minutes)
• 4:35am Angie Tribeca: Brand new series - Ferret Royale: An illegal operation smuggling pet ferrets into California is discovered, but the Fish and Game Division is claiming jurisdiction over the case. (Ep6, 10) (25 minutes)
• 7:45am Jane the Virgin: Brand new series - Chapter Thirty-Three: After dreaming about Professor Chavez, Jane needs to evaluate her feelings for him. Michael has a realisation about Rose and Mutter. (S2 Ep11, 22) (50 minutes)
• 9:35am Suburgatory: Stray Dogs: In the last episode of series two, George's attempt to buy Dallas the house of her dreams backfires. Sheila tries to restore traditional values to Chatswin. (25 minutes)
• 10:00am Suburgatory: No Me Gusta, Mami: In the first episode of series three, George tries to rebuild his relationship with Tessa. A furious Dalia shuns Dallas for breaking up with George. (30 minutes)
• 11:30am The Goldbergs: For Your Own Good: Beverly replaces Murray's favourite chair with a new one without consulting him first. Adam is picked on during the bus ride to school. (S1 Ep18, 23) (30 minutes)
• 12:00pm The Goldbergs: The President's Fitness Test: Murray steps in when Adam asks Beverly to help him avoid the humiliation of taking a national physical fitness test at school. (S1 Ep19, 23) (30 minutes)
• 12:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Purple Giraffe: Ted feels desperate when Robin doesn't turn up to a party he invited her to as a second date and he vows to continue throwing parties until she does. (S1 Ep2, 22) (30 minutes)
• 1:00pm How I Met Your Mother: Sweet Taste of Liberty: Ted agrees that Barney should spice up his love life, as a result of which he ends up flying to Philadelphia for a crazy adventure. (S1 Ep3, 22) (30 minutes)
• 1:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Chopper: When Chief Madeline Wuntch allows Peralta to work on his dream case, a wary Captain Holt worries that she's setting the precinct up to fail. (S2 Ep22, 23) (30 minutes)
• 2:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Johnny and Dora: Peralta and Santiago go undercover to catch Brooklyn's most notorious identity thief, but working together brings them closer than before. (S2 Ep23, 23) (30 minutes)
• 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Hot Troll Deviation: An embarrassing secret of Howard's comes to light as he tries to win back his ex-girlfriend Bernadette. Sheldon and Raj have trouble working together. (S4 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
• 5:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Wildebeest Implementation: Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Roommate Transmogrification: Raj decides to become Sheldon's flatmate after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Skank Reflex Analysis: Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
• 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Pulled Groin Extrapolation: Leonard goes as Amy's date to a colleague's wedding. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
• 8:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Wiggly Finger Catalyst: Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find the perfect date for him. (S5 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
• 8:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Russian Rocket Reaction: Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5, 24) (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Rhinitis Revelation: Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his group of friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
• 9:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a girl he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)

5STAR (30)

• 12:40am From Hell: Victorian-era crime thriller starring Johnny Depp and Heather Graham. A clairvoyant policeman tries to apprehend notorious killer Jack the Ripper in late-19th-century East London. (2001) (1 hour 20 minutes)
• 10:20am Pets Make You Laugh Out Loud 2: Pet-loving comedians Dave Spikey and Ellie Taylor are on hand to enjoy some greedy pigs, terrifying tortoises and a hefty dose of pet fails in this clip show. (1 hour)

ITV+1 (33)

• 4:00am Murder, She Wrote: A Lady in the Lake: Murder mystery series. Jessica's brief stay at a lake resort is interrupted by murder. (50 minutes)
• 7:00am The Aquabats! Super Show!: Haunted Battletram: Laughtastic comedy adventures of musical superheroes The Aquabats! The MC Bat Commander unwittingly invites a vengeful ghost aboard the Battletram. (20 minutes)
• 7:20am Pat & Stan: True-False-Bobo: Pat the purple hippo and his friend Stan the yellow dog turn every event into the craziest of adventures! Stan fakes being ill to get out of going to Aunt Martha's. (10 minutes)
• 9:00am Thunderbirds Are Go: Comet Chasers: Children's adventure series. It is 2060 and once again Halley's Comet is passing close to Earth. Alan and Scott have to mount a rescue in Thunderbird 3. (25 minutes)
• 10:25am Murder, She Wrote: Ballad for a Blue Lady: Drama series. Jessica's trip to visit a friend who is a country singer turns out to be anything but restful as a feud escalates into murder. (1 hour)
• 11:25am Murder, She Wrote: Murder in F Sharp: Detective drama series. Jessica helps an insurance investigator get to the bottom of a mystery involving a famous pianist whose hands are badly burned in a fire. (1 hour)

Channel 5+1 (44)

• 4:10am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Reality series filmed at the Balham Park Surgery. Dr Chris Pearce meets an anxious vicar who is concerned that a bloodshot eye will prevent him leading a funeral the next day. (S3 Ep 17) (50 minutes)
• 9:30pm New: NCIS: Crime series. The NCIS team suspects Gibbs' arch-nemesis is behind an explosion, but Gibbs elects to sit out the investigation in order to help a grief-stricken Fornell. (S12 Ep 15) (55 minutes)
• 10:25pm New: NCIS: Crime series. A covert identity created for one of Gibbs' undercover cases 20 years ago resurfaces after a murder victim is found living under the alias. (S12 Ep 16) (55 minutes)

Film4+1 (45)

• 3:50pm Rat Race: (2001) Comedy. A Las Vegas casino-owner (John Cleese) sets up a unique game for six punters: a race across America, hunting for $2m. With Rowan Atkinson and Whoopi Goldberg. (2 hours 10 minutes)

Challenge (46)

• 12:00am Bruce's Price Is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (30 minutes)
• 1:00am Pointless Celebrities: Comedian Alexander Armstrong hosts a special edition of the general knowledge quiz as famous faces try to score as few points as possible by coming up with answers no-one else can think of. (1 hour)
• 2:00am New: The Chase Australia: Australian version of the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (S1, ep 60) (1 hour)
• 5:30am Strike It Rich: Michael Barrymore introduces the quiz show with the big jackpot. (30 minutes)
• 5:00pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
• 7:00pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)

4seven (47)

• 12:00am Seventy with a Six Pack: This heart-warming documentary spends a year with some of Britain's oldest muscle men as they pump, preen and flex their way towards the World Bodybuilding Finals in Miami. (1 hour)
• 2:00am Obsessive Compulsive Country...: ...House Cleaners: Glen from Watford and Caren from Manchester travel to the west of Ireland to help Ursula shift the mess and clutter from the upper floors of Tarbert House. (S6 Ep3) (55 minutes)
• 2:55am 24 Hours in Police Custody: More real-life drama with Bedfordshire Police. A suspect is on the run from the specialist gun crime unit. He's believed to be armed and dangerous. (S4 Ep7) (55 minutes)
• 8:00pm Yeti: Myth, Man or Beast?: Is the Yeti a marginalised species of human? Or perhaps an unknown bear species? Mark Evans and leading international geneticists use cutting-edge DNA analysis to examine the evidence. (1 hour)

Channel 5+24 (55)

• 2:00am Home and Away: A text message from Brax threatens to derail the wedding. Olivia is keeping a secret from Hunter but cannot bring herself to confess. Evie goes to see Tank in hospital. (30 minutes)
• 2:30am Home and Away: Ricky and Nate's dream wedding is in jeopardy. Olivia is devastated when she discovers that she is pregnant. Doubts about Dylan continue to play on Kat's mind. (30 minutes)
• 3:10am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Observational reality series filmed at the Balham Park Surgery, a busy NHS practice in south-west London. Shilts sheds some light on a woman with self-image issues. (S3 Ep 16) (50 minutes)
• 1:15pm Home and Away: Kyle is stunned when Isla asks him to run away with her. Ricky realises how much she loves Nate. Kat's confesses to Ash that she does not think Dylan has changed. (30 minutes)
• 1:45pm Neighbours: Aaron scrambles to keep Xanthe and Ben out of danger. Toadie is torn when Steph asks him to enlist as Paul's defence. Lauren is shocked that Brad could be so dishonest. (35 minutes)
• 2:20pm NCIS: US crime drama. Gibbs and the team must reopen a closed case when a blogger with a reputation for exposing government cover-ups is murdered. (S7 Ep 3) (55 minutes)
• 5:00pm Neighbours: Nate reveals that he has re-enlisted in the army. John recoils from a kiss from Paige. Sonya does her best to process some life-changing news. (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm Neighbours: Aaron scrambles to keep Xanthe and Ben out of danger. Toadie is torn when Steph asks him to enlist as Paul's defence. Lauren is shocked that Brad could be so dishonest. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm Home and Away: Kyle is stunned when Isla asks him to run away with her. Ricky realises how much she loves Nate. Kat's confesses to Ash that she does not think Dylan has changed. (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Neighbours: Aaron scrambles to keep Xanthe and Ben out of danger. Toadie is torn when Steph asks him to enlist as Paul's defence. Lauren is shocked that Brad could be so dishonest. (30 minutes)

5USA+1 (83)

• 2:05am CSI: Miami: If Looks Could Kill: Crime drama series. The body of a male model is discovered on the waterfront. Natalia's ex-husband tries to get work at the CSI offices. (S5 Ep 4) (1 hour)
• 3:05am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Unshockable: Crime drama. Ray and Sara attempt to get to the bottom of a retired CIA director's death. Nick and Catherine investigate after a musician is electrocuted. (S10 Ep 14) (1 hour)
• 4:05am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: The ladies take a break and try to relax at a forensics conference, but their girls-only getaway is disrupted by an ex-colleague, an old flame, and a mass shooting. (S15 Ep 5) (45 minutes)
• 8:10pm Columbo: Caution! Murder Can...: ...Be Hazardous To Your Health: Crime drama starring Peter Falk and George Hamilton. The dishevelled detective is called in to investigate when a chain-smoking TV producer is found dead. (1991) (1 hour 50 minutes)

Dave ja vu (84)

• 9:00am Top Gear: Automotive antics courtesy of Jeremy Clarkson and James May. Jezza makes a public information film, James puts his foot down, and Hugh Grant is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour)
• 1:00pm Trawlermen: Compelling documentary series following trawler fishermen in Peterhead, Scotland. Skipper James Buchan practises a form of fishing that dates back almost two hundred years. (40 minutes)
• 1:40pm Top Gear: The always fast and occasionally furious lads race the Mercedes SLS, the Porsche 911 GT3 RS and the Ferrari 458 Italia in an epic road trip up America's east coast. (1 hour 25 minutes)

BBC One HD (101)

• 11:30am Mary Berry Cooks: 5, 6. Weekday Supper: Mary Berry guides viewers through delicious recipes for everyday and special occasions, revealing clever tips for throwing a casual weekday supper. (30 minutes)
• 3:35pm Escape to the Country: North Yorkshire: Buyers are helped to find their dream homes. Jules Hudson helps a couple find their dream home in North Yorkshire, and meets the owners of Raisthorpe Manor. (45 minutes)
• 4:20pm Madagascar: CBBC. Animated comedy about four animals from New York Central Zoo whose botched escape attempt finds them stranded in the Madagascar jungle. Ben Stiller and Chris Rock star. (1 hour 20 minutes)
• 8:30pm The Musketeers: 2, 10. Historical drama. As Paris starves, Grimaud and Feron hatch a plan to frame the city's refugees for theft. Can the musketeers break the conspirators' grip on Paris in time? (55 minutes)
• 10:45pm Die Hard with a Vengeance: Third in the series of high-speed action thrillers about a maverick New York cop (Bruce Willis) who must save Manhattan from a crazed bomber. Contains very strong language. (2 hours)

BBC Two HD (102)

• 2:10am Paxman in Brussels: Who Really Rules Us?: As the EU referendum debate approaches its climax, Jeremy Paxman takes viewers on a journey to the heart of Europe, meeting the movers, shakers and anonymous faces who run the EU. (1 hour)
• 1:00pm Tom Kerridge's Proper Pub Food: 3, 6. Celebratory Food: Tom Kerridge shows how to cook special occasion dishes inspired by pub food. Recipes include slow roast duck with aromatic crispy skin, and gin and tonic granita. (30 minutes)
• 3:20pm The Great British Sewing Bee: Lingerie Week: Amateur sewers test their sewing and dressmaking skills. The sewers take on delicate lingerie, working with fiddly pattern pieces and the most delicate fabric. (1 hour)
• 8:30pm Alice in Wonderland: Fantasy based on the classic tale. Alice, now 19 years old, is transported to Wonderland, where she must triumph over the Red Queen and the Jabberwock. Johnny Depp stars. (1 hour 40 minutes)
• 10:55pm Versailles: 1, 10. Period drama. A young Louis XIV seeks to impose his authority. Contains some strong language, sexual content and some violence. Followed by Inside Versailles. (1 hour)

ITV HD (103)

• 3:00am Murder, She Wrote: A Lady in the Lake: Murder mystery series. Jessica's brief stay at a lake resort is interrupted by murder. (50 minutes)
• 6:00am The Aquabats! Super Show!: Haunted Battletram: Laughtastic comedy adventures of musical superheroes The Aquabats! The MC Bat Commander unwittingly invites a vengeful ghost aboard the Battletram. (20 minutes)
• 6:20am Pat & Stan: True-False-Bobo: Pat the purple hippo and his friend Stan the yellow dog turn every event into the craziest of adventures! Stan fakes being ill to get out of going to Aunt Martha's. (10 minutes)
• 8:00am Thunderbirds Are Go: Comet Chasers: Children's adventure series. It is 2060 and once again Halley's Comet is passing close to Earth. Alan and Scott have to mount a rescue in Thunderbird 3. (25 minutes)
• 9:25am Murder, She Wrote: Ballad for a Blue Lady: Drama series. Jessica's trip to visit a friend who is a country singer turns out to be anything but restful as a feud escalates into murder. (1 hour)
• 10:25am Murder, She Wrote: Murder in F Sharp: Detective drama series. Jessica helps an insurance investigator get to the bottom of a mystery involving a famous pianist whose hands are badly burned in a fire. (1 hour)
• 11:20pm Carry on Cleo: Classic British comedy starring Amanda Barrie and Sidney James, 1965. The Carry On team take on ancient history and the big-budget film Cleopatra (1 hour 40 minutes)

Channel 4 HD (104)

• 11:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Space Probe Disintegration: Howard tries to calm a stressed Raj, who is anxiously awaiting the arrival of some data from a space probe he helped launch. (S8 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
• 12:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Anxiety Optimization: When Sheldon gets stuck in a rut with his research, he asks his friends to cure his mental block by raising his stress levels. (S8 Ep13, 24) (25 minutes)
• 12:25pm The Simpsons: Bart Star: Homer takes over from Ned as the manager of Bart's American football team after forcing him to quit. Guest starring Mike Judge as Hank Hill. (30 minutes)
• 12:55pm The Simpsons: The Principal and the Pauper: The real Seymour Skinner (Martin Sheen) returns to Springfield, revealing that Principal Skinner - whose real name is Armin Tamzarian - is an impostor. (35 minutes)
• 6:00pm Homes by the Med: Charlie Luxton visits the Costa del Sol to find some great properties, including a home like a cruise ship on dry land, and a modern masterpiece designed to cope with Spanish sun. (Ep5, 6) (1 hour)
• 8:00pm Grand Designs: Kevin McCloud visits Stephen and Anita's cutting-edge, bright orange building project on the South Downs. Do they have enough money? And what will the neighbours think? (Ep7) (1 hour)
• 9:00pm 12 Years a Slave: (2013) Oscar-winning drama about slavery in 19th-century America. Starring Chiwetel Ejiofor, Michael Fassbender and Benedict Cumberbatch. Graphic violence, sex, nudity, racist language. (2 hours 45 minutes)

BBC Four HD (106)

• 7:00pm Francesco's Venice: 4, 4. Death: Francesco da Mosto moves towards the present day and the problems of the sinking city, for which he partly blames the tourist industry inspired by the likes of Byron. (1 hour)
• 8:00pm D-Day: The Last Heroes: 1, 2. Dan Snow examines how two years of planning, espionage and aerial photography helped the Allied Forces gain a foothold in northern France. Contains some upsetting scenes. (1 hour)

Channel 4+1 HD (109)

• 12:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Space Probe Disintegration: Howard tries to calm a stressed Raj, who is anxiously awaiting the arrival of some data from a space probe he helped launch. (S8 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
• 1:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Anxiety Optimization: When Sheldon gets stuck in a rut with his research, he asks his friends to cure his mental block by raising his stress levels. (S8 Ep13, 24) (25 minutes)
• 1:25pm The Simpsons: Bart Star: Homer takes over from Ned as the manager of Bart's American football team after forcing him to quit. Guest starring Mike Judge as Hank Hill. (30 minutes)
• 1:55pm The Simpsons: The Principal and the Pauper: The real Seymour Skinner (Martin Sheen) returns to Springfield, revealing that Principal Skinner - whose real name is Armin Tamzarian - is an impostor. (35 minutes)
• 7:00pm Homes by the Med: Charlie Luxton visits the Costa del Sol to find some great properties, including a home like a cruise ship on dry land, and a modern masterpiece designed to cope with Spanish sun. (Ep5, 6) (1 hour)
• 9:00pm Grand Designs: Kevin McCloud visits Stephen and Anita's cutting-edge, bright orange building project on the South Downs. Do they have enough money? And what will the neighbours think? (Ep7) (1 hour)
• 10:00pm 12 Years a Slave: (2013) Oscar-winning drama about slavery in 19th-century America. Starring Chiwetel Ejiofor, Michael Fassbender and Benedict Cumberbatch. Graphic violence, sex, nudity, racist language. (2 hours 45 minutes)

4seven HD (110)

• 12:00am Seventy with a Six Pack: This heart-warming documentary spends a year with some of Britain's oldest muscle men as they pump, preen and flex their way towards the World Bodybuilding Finals in Miami. (1 hour)
• 2:00am Obsessive Compulsive Country...: ...House Cleaners: Glen from Watford and Caren from Manchester travel to the west of Ireland to help Ursula shift the mess and clutter from the upper floors of Tarbert House. (S6 Ep3) (55 minutes)
• 2:55am 24 Hours in Police Custody: More real-life drama with Bedfordshire Police. A suspect is on the run from the specialist gun crime unit. He's believed to be armed and dangerous. (S4 Ep7) (55 minutes)
• 8:00pm Yeti: Myth, Man or Beast?: Is the Yeti a marginalised species of human? Or perhaps an unknown bear species? Mark Evans and leading international geneticists use cutting-edge DNA analysis to examine the evidence. (1 hour)

CBBC (120)

• 11:15am Hank Zipzer: Teacher Torture: Hank discovers that his new teacher wants the class to talk about their feelings and problems, including Hank's dyslexia. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
• 11:40am Hetty Feather: Words from Home: Drama series set in Victorian-era London. Hetty has a surprise visitor with important news, but can she meet him without getting caught? Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 12:45pm Wolfblood: 6, 13. Maddy Cool!: Drama series. Maddy risks alienating her friends as she struggles to deal with the leftover energy from her first full transformation. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 1:15pm Junior Vets on Call Series 2: The junior vets help creatures in trouble, whatever and wherever they are. The junior vets meet some feisty meerkats who need their claws trimmed. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
• 2:15pm My Life: My Big Family Wedding: 3, 7. Documentary revealing what life is really like inside a huge family, as they prepare for one of the most important events in their lives. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 3:00pm Strange Hill High: 4, 14. Snoozical: Animated series set in an inner-city school. Becky wants to audition for the upcoming Strange Hill High musical, blissfully unaware that her singing is awful. Also in HD. (25 minutes)

CBeebies (121)

• 7:25am Dinopaws: The Thing That Made Tony Feel Safe: Animation about three young dinosaurs exploring their world. The Dinopaws almost get swept away on a windswept plain. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 7:50am Octonauts: 11, 22. Sea Skaters: When Kwazii gets lost at sea aboard the tiny octo-ski, he meets a flotilla of sea skaters. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 8:15am Everything's Rosie: 18, 19. When the Boat Comes In: It's been raining hard in the garden and Raggles can't get outside to try out his new boat. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 8:25am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Dash in the Dark: Animated series. Peter and his friends go into the woods at night to catch a jar full of glow-worms for Cotton-tail's night light. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 9:40am Footy Pups: Ball Tricks: Preschool sports series. Ball trick world record holder Dan Magness joins Rachel Yankey and her team. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 9:55am Topsy and Tim: Itchy Heads: Live-action children's show. On the day the parts for the nursery school play are announced, Topsy and Tim find out they have nits and can't go to school. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 10:05am Topsy and Tim: House Buyers: Live-action children's show. Topsy and Tim and their friend Rai show Dad their costumes for the nursery school play. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 10:15am Jamillah & Aladdin: 9, 26. Moon Charmer: Jamillah and Aladdin help Samir the snake charmer sneak out of the city gates. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 10:30am Octonauts: 17, 22. Lionfish: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. The Octonauts get more than they bargained for with a pair of invasive lionfish. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 10:45am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Runaway Kites: Animated series. Benjamin's up in the air as the unwilling passenger of a flyaway kite. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 12:00pm Melody: 1, 20. Owl: Melody listens to Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata and imagines a white owl at night. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 12:10pm Balamory: Newborn Baby: Children's programme. Josie Jump is looking after a baby who keeps crying. She visits Penny Pocket and Suzie Sweet to see if they can help. (20 minutes)
• 12:45pm Grandpa in My Pocket: Grandpa's Busy Bee Day: Jason is off school with a sore throat, so Grandpa is looking after him. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 2:40pm Footy Pups: Ball Tricks: Preschool sports series. Ball trick world record holder Dan Magness joins Rachel Yankey and her team. (15 minutes)
• 2:55pm Topsy and Tim: Itchy Heads: Live-action children's show. On the day the parts for the nursery school play are announced, Topsy and Tim find out they have nits and can't go to school. (10 minutes)
• 3:05pm Topsy and Tim: House Buyers: Live-action children's show. Topsy and Tim and their friend Rai show Dad their costumes for the nursery school play. (10 minutes)
• 3:15pm Jamillah & Aladdin: 9, 26. Moon Charmer: Jamillah and Aladdin help Samir the snake charmer sneak out of the city gates. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 3:30pm Octonauts: 17, 22. Lionfish: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. The Octonauts get more than they bargained for with a pair of invasive lionfish. (10 minutes)
• 3:40pm Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Runaway Kites: Animated series. Benjamin's up in the air as the unwilling passenger of a flyaway kite. (15 minutes)
• 5:50pm Melody: 8, 20. Best Friends: Melody listens to Jupiter by Holst and imagines the story of friends who are separated. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 6:00pm Charlie and Lola: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. My Best Best Bestest Friend: Kids' animation. The brother and sister deal with everyday life. (10 minutes)

CBBC HD (123)

• 11:15am Hank Zipzer: Teacher Torture: Hank discovers that his new teacher wants the class to talk about their feelings and problems, including Hank's dyslexia. (25 minutes)
• 11:40am Hetty Feather: Words from Home: Drama series set in Victorian-era London. Hetty has a surprise visitor with important news, but can she meet him without getting caught? (30 minutes)
• 12:45pm Wolfblood: 6, 13. Maddy Cool!: Maddy Smith hides an extraordinary secret. Maddy risks alienating her friends as she struggles to deal with the leftover energy from her first full transformation. (30 minutes)
• 1:15pm Junior Vets on Call Series 2: The junior vets help creatures in trouble, whatever and wherever they are. The junior vets meet some feisty meerkats who need their claws trimmed. (25 minutes)
• 2:15pm My Life: My Big Family Wedding: 3, 7. Documentary revealing what life is really like inside a huge family, as they prepare for one of the most important events in their lives. (30 minutes)
• 3:00pm Strange Hill High: 4, 14. Snoozical: Animated series set in an inner-city school. Becky wants to audition for the upcoming Strange Hill High musical, blissfully unaware that her singing is awful. (25 minutes)

CBeebies HD (124)

• 7:25am Dinopaws: The Thing That Made Tony Feel Safe: Animation about three young dinosaurs exploring their world. The Dinopaws almost get swept away on a windswept plain. (10 minutes)
• 7:50am Octonauts: 11, 22. Sea Skaters: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. When Kwazii gets lost at sea aboard the tiny octo-ski, he meets a flotilla of sea skaters. (15 minutes)
• 8:15am Everything's Rosie: 18, 19. When the Boat Comes In: It's been raining hard in the garden and Raggles can't get outside to try out his new boat. (10 minutes)
• 8:25am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Dash in the Dark: Animated series. Peter and his friends go into the woods at night to catch a jar full of glow-worms for Cotton-tail's night light. (15 minutes)
• 9:40am Footy Pups: Ball Tricks: Preschool sports series. Ball trick world record holder Dan Magness joins Rachel Yankey and her team. (15 minutes)
• 9:55am Topsy and Tim: Itchy Heads: Live-action children's show. On the day the parts for the nursery school play are announced, Topsy and Tim find out they have nits and can't go to school. (10 minutes)
• 10:05am Topsy and Tim: House Buyers: Live-action children's show. Topsy and Tim and their friend Rai show Dad their costumes for the nursery school play. (10 minutes)
• 10:15am Jamillah & Aladdin: 9, 26. Moon Charmer: Drama series. Jamillah and Aladdin help Samir the snake charmer get up to the highest point in the city so he can get a good view of a spectacular astronomical event. (15 minutes)
• 10:30am Octonauts: 17, 22. Lionfish: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. The Octonauts get more than they bargained for with a pair of invasive lionfish. (15 minutes)
• 10:45am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Runaway Kites: Animated series. Benjamin's up in the air as the unwilling passenger of a flyaway kite. (10 minutes)
• 12:00pm Melody: 1, 20. Owl: Preschool mixed-media music show. Melody is trying to get to sleep and mum plays her Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata. Melody drifts off into the animated world of a white owl. (10 minutes)
• 12:10pm Balamory: Newborn Baby: Children's programme. Josie Jump is looking after a baby who keeps crying. She visits Penny Pocket and Suzie Sweet to see if they can help. (20 minutes)
• 12:45pm Grandpa in My Pocket: Grandpa's Busy Bee Day: Comedy drama featuring a grandpa and his magical shrinking cap. Jason is ill with a sore throat so Grandpa looks after him - until Great Aunt Loretta arrives. (15 minutes)
• 2:40pm Footy Pups: Ball Tricks: Preschool sports series. Ball trick world record holder Dan Magness joins Rachel Yankey and her team. (15 minutes)
• 2:55pm Topsy and Tim: Itchy Heads: Live-action children's show. On the day the parts for the nursery school play are announced, Topsy and Tim find out they have nits and can't go to school. (10 minutes)
• 3:05pm Topsy and Tim: House Buyers: Live-action children's show. Topsy and Tim and their friend Rai show Dad their costumes for the nursery school play. (10 minutes)
• 3:15pm Jamillah & Aladdin: 9, 26. Moon Charmer: Jamillah and Aladdin help Samir the snake charmer sneak out of the city gates. (15 minutes)
• 3:30pm Octonauts: 17, 22. Lionfish: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. The Octonauts get more than they bargained for with a pair of invasive lionfish. (10 minutes)
• 3:40pm Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Runaway Kites: Animated series. Benjamin's up in the air as the unwilling passenger of a flyaway kite. (15 minutes)
• 5:50pm Melody: 8, 20. Best Friends: Preschool mixed-media music show. Melody listens to Jupiter composed by Gustav Holst and imagines the story of best friends, an elephant and a dog, who are separated. (10 minutes)
• 6:00pm Charlie and Lola: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. My Best Best Bestest Friend: Kids' animation. The brother and sister deal with everyday life. (10 minutes)

Sunday 5th June

BBC One (1)

• 12:15pm Bargain Hunt: Grimsthorpe: Antiques challenge. Experts Kate Bliss and Jonathan Pratt guide two teams of reds and two teams of blues through the antiques fair at Grimsthorpe Castle. (1 hour)
• 9:00pm Wallander: 3, 3. The Troubled Man: Wallander is in a race against time as he embarks on his final case. Also in HD. (1 hour 30 minutes)

BBC Two (2)

• 12:00pm Tom Kerridge's Proper Pub Food: 4, 6. Pub Classics: Tom Kerridge cooks up some pub classics, including caesar salad, pickled eggs, pork scratchings, a pork belly roast, fish and chips and date and toffee pudding. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm Britain's Ultimate Pilots: Inside the...: ...RAF. 4, 4. A look at the RAF's finest aerial display teams. The Typhoon jet struts its stuff over Bournemouth, and the pilots deal with some shocking news. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 7:00pm Dara and Ed's Great Big Adventure: 1, 3. Arizona to Southern Mexico: Dara O Briain and Ed Byrne begin a 4,000-mile road trip along the Pan-American Highway, taking in Arizona, Mazatlan, Mexico City and Oaxaca. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 9:00pm City in the Sky: 1, 3. Departure: Dallas Campbell and Hannah Fry get under the skin of the remarkable story of departure. Also in HD. (1 hour)
• 10:00pm Stupid Man, Smart Phone: 4, 6. Italy: Russell attempts to climb the Dolomites of Italy with Humza Arshad. They must put aside their differences if they are to succeed. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. (50 minutes)

ITV (3)

• 3:00am Murder, She Wrote: Dead Heat: Detective series. Jessica has the difficult task of proving that her niece was framed for the murder of a horse-breeder. (50 minutes)
• 6:00am The Aquabats! Super Show!: Uberchaun!: During a round of golf, The Aquabats! accidentally cross paths with the Uberchaun, a malevolent blue leprechaun, who places a curse upon them. (20 minutes)
• 6:20am Pat & Stan: The Return of Stuart: The adventures of Pat the purple hippo and his friend Stan the yellow dog. Stuart returns from vacation, but everyone seems to be avoiding him! (10 minutes)

Channel 4 (4)

• 1:40am Hollyoaks Omnibus: It's sentencing day for Cleo and she is nervous as to what the future holds for her. Will Nathan get justice for Rachel? Cindy goes to great lengths to get Dirk back. (2 hours 10 minutes)
• 12:30pm The Simpsons: Brother's Little Helper: Bart is put on an experimental Attention Deficit Disorder drug, which improves his behaviour but makes him paranoid that a satellite is reading his thoughts. (25 minutes)
• 7:00pm Escape to the Chateau: Dick Strawbridge and his partner Angel swap their two bed flat in Essex for an abandoned French chateau. Can they bring its 45 rooms and acres of land back to life in under a year? (Ep1, 3) (1 hour)
• 8:00pm Penelope Keith at Her Majesty's...: ...Service. Penelope Keith goes behind the scenes of the Queen's residences, meeting the people with ancient titles. This time it's Windsor, including the Knights of the Garter. (Ep1, 4) (1 hour)
• 11:25pm Bad Teacher: (2011) Outrageous comedy. A teacher (Cameron Diaz) tries to raise money to pay for surgical enhancements so she can seduce a supply teacher (Justin Timberlake). Sex, drugs, strong language. (1 hour 45 minutes)

Channel 5 (5)

• 3:10am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. Dr Beecraft sees a patient whose reaction to a diagnosis of terminal cancer is inspirational. Dr Pearce treats a woman with classic symptoms of bereavement. (S3 Ep 19) (50 minutes)
• 4:00am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. Dr Sian Morris suspects that long-term patient Allan's recent dramatic weight loss is a result of his addiction to crack cocaine. (S3 Ep 20) (50 minutes)

ITV2 (6)

• 12:15am American Dad!: There Will Be Bad Blood: Animated series about a hapless CIA agent. Stan invites his half-brother over so that the family can see how wealthy he is. (30 minutes)
• 12:45am American Dad!: Son of Stan: Animated series about a hapless CIA agent. After Stan creates a clone of Steve, he and Francine compete with each other to determine who has better parenting skills. (30 minutes)
• 1:15am The Cleveland Show: Sex and the Biddy: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. When Rallo's elderly best friend Murray gets a new girlfriend named Hazel, Rallo realises that she is after Murray's money. (25 minutes)
• 1:40am The Cleveland Show: Die Semi-Hard: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Cleveland tells his family his version of the greatest holiday-themed blockbuster ever told. Featuring guest Huey Lewis. (25 minutes)
• 9:00am Coronation Street Omnibus: The Platts and Grimshaws go head-to-head. Chesney is rocked by Sinead's indiscretion. Norris hits the roof. (2 hours 25 minutes)
• 1:05pm Beethoven: Warm-hearted canine comedy starring Charles Grodin and Bonnie Hunt, 1992. An all-American family adopts a loveable puppy that grows into a 185-pound St Bernard (1 hour)
• 2:10pm Beethoven: Warm-hearted canine comedy starring Charles Grodin and Bonnie Hunt, 1992. An all-American family adopts a loveable puppy that grows into a 185-pound St Bernard (40 minutes)
• 4:45pm Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang: Family comedy starring Emma Thompson and Ralph Fiennes, 2010. Nanny McPhee helps a young mother who is trying to run the family farm while her husband is away at war (1 hour)
• 5:50pm Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang: Family comedy starring Emma Thompson and Ralph Fiennes, 2010. Nanny McPhee helps a young mother who is trying to run the family farm while her husband is away at war (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 10:00pm Family Guy: Fighting Irish: US animated series. Peter prepares for a fight with Liam Neeson, while Lois becomes a class mom and pays more attention to the other children over Stewie. (30 minutes)
• 10:30pm Family Guy: Dr C and the Women: US animated series. Meg becomes popular at her new job as she is the most attractive woman there. Cleveland gives Peter and Lois relationship advice. (30 minutes)
• 11:00pm American Dad!: Great Space Roaster: Animated series. The Smiths must escape Roger after their birthday comedy roast causes him to attempt to murder them in revenge. (30 minutes)
• 11:30pm American Dad!: 100AD: Animated series. Hayley sends the family into chaos after she and her old boyfriend run off and elope. Stan then offers a reward to anyone who apprehends them. (30 minutes)

BBC Four (9)

• 10:30pm Storyville: Blackfish - The Whale...: ...That Killed. Documentary about the performing whale Tilikum who has taken the lives of several people while in captivity. Contains upsetting scenes. Also in HD. (1 hour 20 minutes)

ITV3 (10)

• 12:00am Bouquet of Barbed Wire: When Peter Manson's daughter falls pregnant by her teacher, he is afraid that he has lost her forever. But are his fears more than just fatherly concern? (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 6:50am Doc Hollywood: Comedy starring Michael J Fox and Julie Warner, 1991. A brash young man on his way to success as a Hollywood plastic surgeon is detained in a rural backwater (1 hour)
• 7:55am Doc Hollywood: Comedy starring Michael J Fox and Julie Warner, 1991. A brash young man on his way to success as a Hollywood plastic surgeon is detained in a rural backwater (1 hour)
• 12:00pm Columbo: Forgotten Lady: Detective drama series. An ageing actress turns to murder when her plan to make a comeback is thwarted. (2 hours)
• 2:00pm Lewis: Old School Ties: When an ambitious Oxford student is found dead in her hotel room after inviting a reformed computer hacker to speak at the Union, Lewis and Hathaway investigate. (2 hours)
• 4:00pm Lewis: Expiation: When an Oxford housewife is found hanged in her home, Lewis and Hathaway unearth a far darker case than the initial suicide verdict suggests. (2 hours)
• 6:00pm Midsomer Murders: The Fisher King: A womanising landowner is killed by a blow from a Celtic spear and Barnaby's investigation stirs up a maze of twisted relationships, professional jealousies and lies. (2 hours)
• 10:05pm The Constant Gardener: Dramatic thriller starring Ralph Fiennes and Rachel Weisz, 2005. A quiet diplomat searches for answers when his activist wife is murdered in Kenya (1 hour)
• 11:10pm The Constant Gardener: Dramatic thriller starring Ralph Fiennes and Rachel Weisz, 2005. A quiet diplomat searches for answers when his activist wife is murdered in Kenya (1 hour 30 minutes)

Pick (11)

• 5:00am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S10, ep 4) (30 minutes)
• 5:30am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S10, ep 5) (30 minutes)
• 6:30am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S10, ep 1) (30 minutes)
• 7:00am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S10, ep 2) (30 minutes)
• 7:30am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S10, ep 3) (30 minutes)
• 12:00pm New: Vets In Action: Four extraordinary practices, four teams of dedicated vets, on call 24 hours a day, 365 days a year committed to saving the lives of animals great and small. (S1, ep 3) (30 minutes)
• 12:30pm New: Vets In Action: Four extraordinary practices, four teams of dedicated vets, on call 24 hours a day, 365 days a year committed to saving the lives of animals great and small. (S1, ep 4) (30 minutes)
• 1:00pm New: Animal Cops South Africa: When James checks up on a farm in Cape Town he finds the outbuildings have burned down and two seriously injured pigs have been left without veterinary care. Will they survive? (S1, ep 14) (1 hour)
• 2:00pm Monkey Life: Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 2) (30 minutes)
• 2:30pm Monkey Life: Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 3) (30 minutes)
• 3:00pm Monkey Life: Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 4) (30 minutes)
• 3:30pm Monkey Life: Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 5) (30 minutes)
• 4:00pm Monkey Life: Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 6) (30 minutes)
• 4:30pm Monkey Life: Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 7) (30 minutes)
• 5:00pm Monkey Life: Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 8) (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm Monkey Life: Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 9) (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm Monkey Life: Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 10) (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Monkey Life: Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 11) (30 minutes)
• 7:00pm Monkey Life: Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 12) (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm Monkey Life: Series four of the insightful documentary following the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S4, ep 13) (30 minutes)
• 9:00pm The Krays: Murders That Shocked..: ...The Nation. Fred Dinenage reflects on the time he spent with the notorious Kray twins in the 80s, and meets some of the gangsters' associates. (S1, ep 9) (1 hour)

Dave (12)

• 7:30am Top Gear: Motoring news and cheeky chat. Spandau Ballet bassist turned actor Martin Kemp tries his luck at being the fastest celebrity around the test track. Will he take 'Gold'? (50 minutes)
• 8:20am Top Gear: An Isle of Man special of the popular motoring show. Jeremy gets to drive the quickest BMW M3, and Stephen Fry lends an intellectual air as the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour 10 minutes)
• 9:30am Top Gear: The always fast and occasionally furious lads race the Mercedes SLS, the Porsche 911 GT3 RS and the Ferrari 458 Italia in an epic road trip up America's east coast. (1 hour 30 minutes)
• 12:00pm Trawlermen: More storm-lashed action from the trawler fishermen of Peterhead, Scotland. Blown across the North Sea, the Sunrise and Ocean Dawn skippers must take shelter in Bergen, Norway. (25 minutes)

Channel 4+1 (13)

• 2:40am Hollyoaks Omnibus: It's sentencing day for Cleo and she is nervous as to what the future holds for her. Will Nathan get justice for Rachel? Cindy goes to great lengths to get Dirk back. (2 hours 10 minutes)
• 1:30pm The Simpsons: Brother's Little Helper: Bart is put on an experimental Attention Deficit Disorder drug, which improves his behaviour but makes him paranoid that a satellite is reading his thoughts. (25 minutes)
• 8:00pm Escape to the Chateau: Dick Strawbridge and his partner Angel swap their two bed flat in Essex for an abandoned French chateau. Can they bring its 45 rooms and acres of land back to life in under a year? (Ep1, 3) (1 hour)
• 9:00pm Penelope Keith at Her Majesty's...: ...Service. Penelope Keith goes behind the scenes of the Queen's residences, meeting the people with ancient titles. This time it's Windsor, including the Knights of the Garter. (Ep1, 4) (1 hour)

More4 (14)

• 9:20am Jamie's 15 Minute Meals: On Jamie Oliver's menu are green-tea salmon, coconut rice and miso greens, plus modern Greek salad, spinach, chickpea and feta parcels. (30 minutes)
• 10:55am Building the Dream: Charlie Luxton returns for a new series helping people build their dream home. First up is a trip to the Cotswolds and Mandy and Tony Slater's ambitious self-build. (S5 Ep1, 9) (1 hour)
• 8:00pm New: Grand Designs New Zealand: Brand new series: A couple have imported two historic New York barn frames from the USA and plan to reassemble them on a rural site outside Auckland as part of a modernist mansion. (Ep8, 8) (1 hour)
• 9:00pm Charlotte Gray: (2001) Second World War thriller. Cate Blanchett stars as a secret agent sent to Occupied France to aid the Resistance against the Nazis. But she has her own agenda. With Michael Gambon. (2 hours 25 minutes)
• 11:25pm 24 Hours in A&E: A look at the challenges of motherhood and the responsibility of raising sons, meeting mothers with concerns about their own health, and that of their babies and adult sons. (S3 Ep13, 21) (1 hour 5 minutes)

Film4 (15)

• 9:00pm The American: (2010) Action Month: Stylish thriller starring George Clooney as a US hitman who's lying low in Italy after an assignment went wrong. With Violante Placido and Thekla Reuten. Violence, sex. (2 hours 5 minutes)

Really (17)

• 12:00am Is That a Nail in Your Head?: Astounding medical emergencies. A pregnant woman manages to impale herself on a microphone stand after falling two floors, and a skydiver has an unhappy landing. (1 hour)
• 3:00pm Fantasy Homes by the Sea: Dorset: Idyllic escapes with an ocean view. Jenni Falconer takes another brave couple on a voyage to discover their dream coastal property - this time in delightful Dorset. (1 hour)
• 4:00pm Celebrity Fantasy Homes: House hunting and soul-searching. Ex-England footballer Lee Sharpe looks for a property on the Costa del Sol and tells Gaby Roslin that he's sick of his playboy reputation. (1 hour)
• 5:00pm Celebrity Fantasy Homes: Gaby Roslin house hunts for the stars. Right Said Fred brothers Fred and Richard Fairbrass want to move into a two-and-a-half million pound country house with their mum. (1 hour)

Yesterday (19)

• 12:00am David Starkey's Monarchy: Aenglaland: The Anglo-Saxons take centre stage in David Starkey's chronicle of the monarchy, from the Germanic migration to Britain in the fifth century up to the Battle of Hastings. (1 hour)
• 1:00am David Starkey's Monarchy: Conquest: Learn more about the turbulent times that followed the Battle of Hastings and the Norman Conquest in David Starkey's meticulous study of the British monarchy. (1 hour)
• 2:00am David Starkey's Monarchy: Dynasty: Hear about the ruthless ambition of Henry II of England - and his feud with Thomas Becket - as David Starkey sheds light on the Angevin kings of the 12th and 13th centuries. (1 hour)
• 6:30am Find My Past: Royal Scandal: In 1870, the Prince of Wales was embroiled in an affair that rocked the Royal Family. Three people find out how their relatives were involved in the scandal. (45 minutes)

Drama (20)

• 3:35am A Garden for All Seasons: South Yorkshire: Anne-Marie Powell and Charlie Dimmock report on the progress of gardens throughout the year. Anne-Marie visits a Mediterranean-style garden in Yorkshire. (25 minutes)
• 10:30am The Last Detective: Benefit to Mankind: Peter Davison regenerates into detective Dangerous Davies in the superb crime caper. A medical researcher is found drowned, but Davies thinks it's murder. (1 hour 30 minutes)
• 12:00pm Oliver Twist: Adaptation of Charles Dickens's much-loved tale of a young orphan boy. Oliver finds himself in London and is introduced to the seductive world of Fagin and his gang. (2 hours)
• 2:00pm Oliver Twist: Conclusion to the 2007 adaptation of Charles Dickens' much-loved tale. Sikes escapes back to London with a badly wounded Oliver where the child is nursed by Nancy. (2 hours)
• 9:00pm Silent Witness: In a Lonely Place: A feature-length episode of the compelling forensics drama. Nikki and Jack head to Scotland to help DS Jason Ross investigate the murder of a lap dancer. (2 hours 20 minutes)

5 USA (21)

• 12:55am CSI: Miami: Double Jeopardy: Forensics drama based in Miami. A white supremacist is acquitted for the murder of his mixed-race wife but the CSI team is convinced of his guilt. (S4 Ep 18) (1 hour)
• 1:55am CSI: Miami: Death Eminent: Crime drama series. When a councilman is murdered, the evidence points to a petty criminal whose DNA is found on the victim's property. (S5 Ep 5) (1 hour)
• 10:55am The Mentalist: Forest Green: Drama series. When a woman is found murdered near an exclusive men-only social club, Patrick Jane rubs shoulders with the rich and powerful to discover the killer. (S6 Ep 18) (55 minutes)
• 11:50am The Mentalist: Brown Eyed Girls: US crime drama series. A chance encounter with a suspicious-looking individual leads Jane and Lisbon to uncover a vast human smuggling ring. (S6 Ep 19) (1 hour)
• 6:00pm NCIS: New Orleans: US crime drama series. The team reopens a cold case after a gun belonging to a man who died 40 years previously appears at a crime scene. (S1 Ep 10) (1 hour)
• 7:00pm NCIS: New Orleans: Spin-off crime series. The team investigates the murder of a retired navy SEAL who spent his career tracking down people who pose as military personnel. (S1 Ep 11) (1 hour)
• 8:00pm NCIS: Revenge: US naval crime drama series. In retaliation for the murders of Eli David and Jackie Vance, the NCIS team searches for Bodnar, despite orders to relinquish the case. (1 hour)
• 9:00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: US crime series. The Gig Harbor Killer seems to be taunting the team again when another crime scene bears all the hallmarks of having already been processed by CSIs. (S15 Ep 6) (1 hour)
• 10:00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Neverland: Crime drama. The CSIs are shocked when forensic evidence links the death of a 14-year-old boy to a man who has been in prison for over two years. (S10 Ep 15) (1 hour)
• 11:00pm CSI: Miami: Crime drama series. A close friend of Horatio's son becomes a suspect in a murder enquiry when his girlfriend's overbearing father is found dead. (S8 Ep 18) (55 minutes)
• 11:55pm CSI: Miami: Going, Going, Gone: Crime drama. The CSIs investigate when a young woman is murdered in the bedroom of a man who had won a day with her and another girl at a charity auction. (S5 Ep 9) (1 hour)

ITV4 (24)

• 12:15am Fastest: Gripping sports documentary charting the 2010-11 MotoGP which follows Italian motorcycling legend Valentino Rossi as he chases his tenth World Championship following a broken leg. (1 hour)
• 1:20am Fastest: Gripping sports documentary charting the 2010-11 MotoGP which follows Italian motorcycling legend Valentino Rossi as he chases his tenth World Championship following a broken leg. (1 hour 10 minutes)
• 10:00pm Life On The Limit: Documentary about a generation of Formula 1 drivers during the golden age of Formula 1. (1 hour 10 minutes)
• 11:15pm Life On The Limit: Documentary about a generation of Formula 1 drivers during the golden age of Formula 1. (1 hour)

Home (25)

• 12:00am Hairy Bikers' Cookbook: Si and Dave Do Turkey - Part One: Dave Myers and Si King embark on a culinary quest. The lads head inland to find the real Turkey and the legacy of Ottoman cuisine. (30 minutes)
• 12:30am Hairy Bikers' Cookbook: Si and Dave Do Turkey - Part Two: Dave Myers and Si King hit the road in search of culinary experience. In Turkey, they build their own doner kebab, followed by a relaxing massage. (30 minutes)
• 1:00am Hairy Bikers' Cookbook: Si and Dave Do Mexico - Part One: Dave Myers and Si King hit Mexico in search of culinary experience. In Oaxaca, they load up on garlic-fried crickets and 300 types of chillies. (30 minutes)
• 1:30am Hairy Bikers' Cookbook: Si and Dave Do Mexico - Part Two: Dave Myers and Si King explore Mexico. Heading into the mountains of Chiapas, land of the ancient Mayans, the hilarious duo cook a pre-Hispanic stew. (30 minutes)
• 7:00am Escape to the Country: Property series following buyers on the hunt for a rural home. Denise Nurse is searching Surrey for a country house to suit a family with a budget of 400,000 pounds. (1 hour)
• 8:00am Hairy Bikers' Cookbook: Si and Dave Do Vietnam - Part One: Dave Myers and Si King hit the road again on a culinary odyssey. In Vietnam, they cook shrimp and pork on sugar cane, and get the goat. (30 minutes)
• 8:30am Hairy Bikers' Cookbook: Si and Dave Do Vietnam - Part Two: Dave Myers and Si King hit the road again in search of culinary experience. In Hanoi, they try a mouthwatering buffet and a street food surprise. (30 minutes)
• 9:00am Hairy Bikers' Cookbook: Si and Dave Do Turkey - Part One: Dave Myers and Si King embark on a culinary quest. The lads head inland to find the real Turkey and the legacy of Ottoman cuisine. (30 minutes)
• 9:30am Hairy Bikers' Cookbook: Si and Dave Do Turkey - Part Two: Dave Myers and Si King hit the road in search of culinary experience. In Turkey, they build their own doner kebab, followed by a relaxing massage. (30 minutes)
• 10:00am Hairy Bikers' Cookbook: Si and Dave Do Mexico - Part One: Dave Myers and Si King hit Mexico in search of culinary experience. In Oaxaca, they load up on garlic-fried crickets and 300 types of chillies. (30 minutes)
• 10:30am Hairy Bikers' Cookbook: Si and Dave Do Mexico - Part Two: Dave Myers and Si King explore Mexico. Heading into the mountains of Chiapas, land of the ancient Mayans, the hilarious duo cook a pre-Hispanic stew. (30 minutes)
• 11:00am Escape to the Country: Devon: Homeowners seek dream country properties in the hope of giving up the stress of city living. Jules Hudson helps a Surrey couple look for a country retreat in Devon. (1 hour)
• 1:00pm Escape to the Country: Property series following buyers on the hunt for a rural home. Denise Nurse is searching Surrey for a country house to suit a family with a budget of 400,000 pounds. (1 hour)
• 2:00pm Hairy Bikers' Cookbook: Si and Dave Do Vietnam - Part One: Dave Myers and Si King hit the road again on a culinary odyssey. In Vietnam, they cook shrimp and pork on sugar cane, and get the goat. (30 minutes)
• 2:30pm Hairy Bikers' Cookbook: Si and Dave Do Vietnam - Part Two: Dave Myers and Si King hit the road again in search of culinary experience. In Hanoi, they try a mouthwatering buffet and a street food surprise. (30 minutes)
• 3:00pm Hairy Bikers' Cookbook: Si and Dave Do Turkey - Part One: Dave Myers and Si King embark on a culinary quest. The lads head inland to find the real Turkey and the legacy of Ottoman cuisine. (30 minutes)
• 3:30pm Hairy Bikers' Cookbook: Si and Dave Do Turkey - Part Two: Dave Myers and Si King hit the road in search of culinary experience. In Turkey, they build their own doner kebab, followed by a relaxing massage. (30 minutes)
• 4:00pm Hairy Bikers' Cookbook: Si and Dave Do Mexico - Part One: Dave Myers and Si King hit Mexico in search of culinary experience. In Oaxaca, they load up on garlic-fried crickets and 300 types of chillies. (30 minutes)
• 4:30pm Hairy Bikers' Cookbook: Si and Dave Do Mexico - Part Two: Dave Myers and Si King explore Mexico. Heading into the mountains of Chiapas, land of the ancient Mayans, the hilarious duo cook a pre-Hispanic stew. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build: Spalding: Inspirational property makeovers. Nick Knowles and the DIY SOS team head to Spalding to transform the home of eight-year-old Dakota, who has cerebral palsy. (1 hour)
• 10:00pm Celebrity Fantasy Homes: Celebrity chat on the property show. Strictly's Brendan Cole house hunts in London with his partner, talking to Gaby Roslin about the tabloids and his former dance partners. (1 hour)

ITV2+1 (27)

• 12:20am Family Guy: Encyclopedia Griffin: Animation series. Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighbourhood detective agency. Lois is worried about Chris's delusional new relationship. (25 minutes)
• 12:45am Family Guy: Stewie Is Enceinte: Animation series. Stewie tries to get closer to Brian by impregnating himself with his DNA. Peter and the guys attempt to make a viral internet video. (30 minutes)
• 1:15am American Dad!: There Will Be Bad Blood: Animated series about a hapless CIA agent. Stan invites his half-brother over so that the family can see how wealthy he is. (30 minutes)
• 1:45am American Dad!: Son of Stan: Animated series about a hapless CIA agent. After Stan creates a clone of Steve, he and Francine compete with each other to determine who has better parenting skills. (30 minutes)
• 2:15am The Cleveland Show: Sex and the Biddy: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. When Rallo's elderly best friend Murray gets a new girlfriend named Hazel, Rallo realises that she is after Murray's money. (25 minutes)
• 2:40am The Cleveland Show: Die Semi-Hard: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Cleveland tells his family his version of the greatest holiday-themed blockbuster ever told. Featuring guest Huey Lewis. (25 minutes)
• 10:00am Coronation Street Omnibus: The Platts and Grimshaws go head-to-head. Chesney is rocked by Sinead's indiscretion. Norris hits the roof. (2 hours 25 minutes)
• 2:05pm Beethoven: Warm-hearted canine comedy starring Charles Grodin and Bonnie Hunt, 1992. An all-American family adopts a loveable puppy that grows into a 185-pound St Bernard (1 hour)
• 3:10pm Beethoven: Warm-hearted canine comedy starring Charles Grodin and Bonnie Hunt, 1992. An all-American family adopts a loveable puppy that grows into a 185-pound St Bernard (40 minutes)
• 5:45pm Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang: Family comedy starring Emma Thompson and Ralph Fiennes, 2010. Nanny McPhee helps a young mother who is trying to run the family farm while her husband is away at war (1 hour)
• 6:50pm Nanny McPhee and the Big Bang: Family comedy starring Emma Thompson and Ralph Fiennes, 2010. Nanny McPhee helps a young mother who is trying to run the family farm while her husband is away at war (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 11:00pm Family Guy: Fighting Irish: US animated series. Peter prepares for a fight with Liam Neeson, while Lois becomes a class mom and pays more attention to the other children over Stewie. (30 minutes)
• 11:30pm Family Guy: Dr C and the Women: US animated series. Meg becomes popular at her new job as she is the most attractive woman there. Cleveland gives Peter and Lois relationship advice. (30 minutes)

E4 (28)

• 2:20am The Inbetweeners: Will's Birthday: Will plans a suitably grown-up dinner to celebrate his birthday, but his event clashes with a more popular party, leaving his friends with a dilemma. (S2 Ep3, 6) (30 minutes)
• 2:50am The Inbetweeners: Night Out in London: Will decides the lads should be 'the boys who go to clubs'. They head to the West End, and meet aggressive bouncers, tramps and angry bus passengers. (S2 Ep4, 6) (25 minutes)
• 4:05am Angie Tribeca: Brand new series - Ferret Royale: An illegal operation smuggling pet ferrets into California is discovered, but the Fish and Game Division is claiming jurisdiction over the case. (Ep6, 10) (20 minutes)
• 4:25am New Girl: Par 5: Jess tags along with Fawn to a charity golf tournament so that she can network with a powerful education official. Winston meets a beautiful woman. (S4 Ep20, 22) (20 minutes)
• 4:45am Revenge: Fear: In the first episode of series three, the return of Victoria's long-lost son causes complications, and Emily's vengeful plans are subject to an unexpected deadline. (1 hour 15 minutes)
• 6:20am Suburgatory: Stray Dogs: In the last episode of series two, George's attempt to buy Dallas the house of her dreams backfires. Sheila tries to restore traditional values to Chatswin. (25 minutes)
• 6:45am Suburgatory: No Me Gusta, Mami: In the first episode of series three, George tries to rebuild his relationship with Tessa. A furious Dalia shuns Dallas for breaking up with George. (20 minutes)
• 8:00am How I Met Your Mother: Purple Giraffe: Ted feels desperate when Robin doesn't turn up to a party he invited her to as a second date and he vows to continue throwing parties until she does. (S1 Ep2, 22) (35 minutes)
• 8:35am How I Met Your Mother: Sweet Taste of Liberty: Ted agrees that Barney should spice up his love life, as a result of which he ends up flying to Philadelphia for a crazy adventure. (S1 Ep3, 22) (25 minutes)
• 9:00am The Goldbergs: For Your Own Good: Beverly replaces Murray's favourite chair with a new one without consulting him first. Adam is picked on during the bus ride to school. (S1 Ep18, 23) (30 minutes)
• 9:30am The Goldbergs: The President's Fitness Test: Murray steps in when Adam asks Beverly to help him avoid the humiliation of taking a national physical fitness test at school. (S1 Ep19, 23) (30 minutes)
• 10:00am Hollyoaks Omnibus: It's sentencing day for Cleo and she is nervous as to what the future holds for her. Will Nathan get justice for Rachel? Cindy goes to great lengths to get Dirk back. (2 hours 30 minutes)
• 1:35pm The Big Bang Theory: The Herb Garden Germination: Sheldon and Amy experiment on their friends by spreading gossip, while Howard takes a big step in his relationship with Bernadette. (S4 Ep20, 24) (25 minutes)
• 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
• 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Shiny Trinket Maneuver: When Sheldon is dismissive of Amy's career, Penny, Raj and Leonard teach him that sometimes it's a good idea to pretend to care about things. (S5 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
• 3:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Countdown Reflection: Bernadette decides that she wants to get married to Howard before his Nasa space mission takes place, but can they get organised in time? (S5 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
• 3:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Romance Resonance: Sheldon is mortified when he stumbles upon an important scientific breakthrough by accident. Howard makes a romantic gesture to Bernadette. (S7 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
• 4:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Septum Deviation: When Leonard has to have minor surgery on his nose, Sheldon is the one who seems to be in need of sympathy. Raj is upset when his parents split up. (S8 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
• 4:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Spock Resonance: While being interviewed for a documentary on Star Trek character Mr Spock, Sheldon can't suppress his emotions about his split from Amy. (S9 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
• 5:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Valentino Submergence: Sheldon and Amy host a special live episode of their internet show Fun with Flags. Leonard and Penny grapple with getting older. (S9 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Positive Negative Reaction: A stressed Howard freaks out over Bernadette's announcement and becomes convinced that he needs to start earning more money. (S9 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: Brand new series - The Fermentation Bifurcation: The gang run into Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack during a trip to a wine bar. Bernadette, who can't drink, hangs out with Sheldon. (S9 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm Twilight: (2008) Supernatural romantic fantasy. Kristen Stewart stars as a teenage girl who falls in love with a vampire (Robert Pattinson). Also starring Billy Burke and Peter Facinelli. (2 hours 30 minutes)
• 9:00pm New: Marvel's Agents of...: ...S.H.I.E.L.D. Brand new series - Ascension: The agents' deadly battle with Hive continues. Will one of the team have to make the ultimate sacrifice to thwart his master plan? (S3 Ep22, 22) (1 hour)
• 11:00pm The Inbetweeners: Will's Birthday: Will plans a suitably grown-up dinner to celebrate his birthday, but his event clashes with a more popular party, leaving his friends with a dilemma. (S2 Ep3, 6) (35 minutes)
• 11:35pm The Inbetweeners: Night Out in London: Will decides the lads should be 'the boys who go to clubs'. They head to the West End, and meet aggressive bouncers, tramps and angry bus passengers. (S2 Ep4, 6) (35 minutes)

E4+1 (29)

• 3:20am The Inbetweeners: Will's Birthday: Will plans a suitably grown-up dinner to celebrate his birthday, but his event clashes with a more popular party, leaving his friends with a dilemma. (S2 Ep3, 6) (30 minutes)
• 3:50am The Inbetweeners: Night Out in London: Will decides the lads should be 'the boys who go to clubs'. They head to the West End, and meet aggressive bouncers, tramps and angry bus passengers. (S2 Ep4, 6) (25 minutes)
• 5:05am Angie Tribeca: Brand new series - Ferret Royale: An illegal operation smuggling pet ferrets into California is discovered, but the Fish and Game Division is claiming jurisdiction over the case. (Ep6, 10) (20 minutes)
• 5:25am New Girl: Par 5: Jess tags along with Fawn to a charity golf tournament so that she can network with a powerful education official. Winston meets a beautiful woman. (S4 Ep20, 22) (20 minutes)
• 5:45am Revenge: Fear: In the first episode of series three, the return of Victoria's long-lost son causes complications, and Emily's vengeful plans are subject to an unexpected deadline. (1 hour 15 minutes)
• 7:20am Suburgatory: Stray Dogs: In the last episode of series two, George's attempt to buy Dallas the house of her dreams backfires. Sheila tries to restore traditional values to Chatswin. (25 minutes)
• 7:45am Suburgatory: No Me Gusta, Mami: In the first episode of series three, George tries to rebuild his relationship with Tessa. A furious Dalia shuns Dallas for breaking up with George. (20 minutes)
• 9:00am How I Met Your Mother: Purple Giraffe: Ted feels desperate when Robin doesn't turn up to a party he invited her to as a second date and he vows to continue throwing parties until she does. (S1 Ep2, 22) (35 minutes)
• 9:35am How I Met Your Mother: Sweet Taste of Liberty: Ted agrees that Barney should spice up his love life, as a result of which he ends up flying to Philadelphia for a crazy adventure. (S1 Ep3, 22) (25 minutes)
• 10:00am The Goldbergs: For Your Own Good: Beverly replaces Murray's favourite chair with a new one without consulting him first. Adam is picked on during the bus ride to school. (S1 Ep18, 23) (30 minutes)
• 10:30am The Goldbergs: The President's Fitness Test: Murray steps in when Adam asks Beverly to help him avoid the humiliation of taking a national physical fitness test at school. (S1 Ep19, 23) (30 minutes)
• 11:00am Hollyoaks Omnibus: It's sentencing day for Cleo and she is nervous as to what the future holds for her. Will Nathan get justice for Rachel? Cindy goes to great lengths to get Dirk back. (2 hours 30 minutes)
• 2:35pm The Big Bang Theory: The Herb Garden Germination: Sheldon and Amy experiment on their friends by spreading gossip, while Howard takes a big step in his relationship with Bernadette. (S4 Ep20, 24) (25 minutes)
• 3:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
• 3:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Shiny Trinket Maneuver: When Sheldon is dismissive of Amy's career, Penny, Raj and Leonard teach him that sometimes it's a good idea to pretend to care about things. (S5 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
• 4:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Countdown Reflection: Bernadette decides that she wants to get married to Howard before his Nasa space mission takes place, but can they get organised in time? (S5 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
• 4:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Romance Resonance: Sheldon is mortified when he stumbles upon an important scientific breakthrough by accident. Howard makes a romantic gesture to Bernadette. (S7 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
• 5:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Septum Deviation: When Leonard has to have minor surgery on his nose, Sheldon is the one who seems to be in need of sympathy. Raj is upset when his parents split up. (S8 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
• 5:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Spock Resonance: While being interviewed for a documentary on Star Trek character Mr Spock, Sheldon can't suppress his emotions about his split from Amy. (S9 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Valentino Submergence: Sheldon and Amy host a special live episode of their internet show Fun with Flags. Leonard and Penny grapple with getting older. (S9 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
• 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Positive Negative Reaction: A stressed Howard freaks out over Bernadette's announcement and becomes convinced that he needs to start earning more money. (S9 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
• 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: Brand new series - The Fermentation Bifurcation: The gang run into Penny's ex-boyfriend Zack during a trip to a wine bar. Bernadette, who can't drink, hangs out with Sheldon. (S9 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm Twilight: (2008) Supernatural romantic fantasy. Kristen Stewart stars as a teenage girl who falls in love with a vampire (Robert Pattinson). Also starring Billy Burke and Peter Facinelli. (2 hours 30 minutes)
• 10:00pm New: Marvel's Agents of...: ...S.H.I.E.L.D. Brand new series - Ascension: The agents' deadly battle with Hive continues. Will one of the team have to make the ultimate sacrifice to thwart his master plan? (S3 Ep22, 22) (1 hour)

ITV+1 (33)

• 12:20am Carry on Cleo: Classic British comedy starring Amanda Barrie and Sidney James, 1965. The Carry On team take on ancient history and the big-budget film Cleopatra (1 hour 40 minutes)
• 4:00am Murder, She Wrote: Dead Heat: Detective series. Jessica has the difficult task of proving that her niece was framed for the murder of a horse-breeder. (50 minutes)
• 7:00am The Aquabats! Super Show!: Uberchaun!: During a round of golf, The Aquabats! accidentally cross paths with the Uberchaun, a malevolent blue leprechaun, who places a curse upon them. (20 minutes)
• 7:20am Pat & Stan: The Return of Stuart: The adventures of Pat the purple hippo and his friend Stan the yellow dog. Stuart returns from vacation, but everyone seems to be avoiding him! (10 minutes)

Channel 5+1 (44)

• 4:10am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. Dr Beecraft sees a patient whose reaction to a diagnosis of terminal cancer is inspirational. Dr Pearce treats a woman with classic symptoms of bereavement. (S3 Ep 19) (50 minutes)

Film4+1 (45)

• 12:00am Watchmen: (2009) Action Month: Violent fantasy. In 1985, President Nixon is still popular, having won the Vietnam War and banned superheroes. But then a terrible plot is uncovered... (3 hours 10 minutes)
• 10:00pm The American: (2010) Action Month: Stylish thriller starring George Clooney as a US hitman who's lying low in Italy after an assignment went wrong. With Violante Placido and Thekla Reuten. Violence, sex. (2 hours 5 minutes)

Challenge (46)

• 6:00pm The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)
• 7:00pm The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)

4seven (47)

• 12:50am Seventy with a Six Pack: This heart-warming documentary spends a year with some of Britain's oldest muscle men as they pump, preen and flex their way towards the World Bodybuilding Finals in Miami. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 3:45am Obsessive Compulsive Country...: ...House Cleaners: Glen from Watford and Caren from Manchester travel to the west of Ireland to help Ursula shift the mess and clutter from the upper floors of Tarbert House. (S6 Ep3) (55 minutes)
• 6:00pm Grand Designs: Kevin McCloud visits Stephen and Anita's cutting-edge, bright orange building project on the South Downs. Do they have enough money? And what will the neighbours think? (Ep7) (1 hour)
• 8:00pm The Supervet: A Great Dane is rushed to the clinic after losing the use of her back legs. A spaniel needs work after being hit by a car. And an owner travels from Yorkshire with her collie. (Ep2) (1 hour)
• 9:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Janine has been kicked by a horse and had to crawl across two fields to call for help. George's motorbike collided with a car and he was catapulted into the windscreen. (S11 Ep3) (1 hour)
• 10:00pm 24 Hours in Police Custody: The number of incidents of domestic abuse reported to Bedfordshire Police has surged to over 200 a week. And it can be difficult to navigate personal stories of real-life drama. (S4 Ep6) (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 11:05pm How to Get a Council House: Shayne has to climb through a window to get into his bedsit. Piotr lives in a mouldy garage. This episode meets people on low incomes who have to rent their home privately. (S4 Ep4) (1 hour)

Channel 5+24 (55)

• 1:45am Neighbours: Aaron scrambles to keep Xanthe and Ben out of danger. Toadie is torn when Steph asks him to enlist as Paul's defence. Lauren is shocked that Brad could be so dishonest. (30 minutes)
• 2:15am Home and Away: Ricky and Nate's dream wedding is in jeopardy. Olivia is devastated when she discovers that she is pregnant. Doubts about Dylan continue to play on Kat's mind. (30 minutes)
• 2:45am Home and Away: Kyle is stunned when Isla asks him to run away with her. Ricky realises how much she loves Nate. Kat's confesses to Ash that she does not think Dylan has changed. (25 minutes)
• 3:10am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Reality series filmed at the Balham Park Surgery. Dr Chris Pearce meets an anxious vicar who is concerned that a bloodshot eye will prevent him leading a funeral the next day. (S3 Ep 17) (50 minutes)
• 8:30pm NCIS: Crime series. The NCIS team suspects Gibbs' arch-nemesis is behind an explosion, but Gibbs elects to sit out the investigation in order to help a grief-stricken Fornell. (S12 Ep 15) (55 minutes)
• 9:25pm NCIS: Crime series. A covert identity created for one of Gibbs' undercover cases 20 years ago resurfaces after a murder victim is found living under the alias. (S12 Ep 16) (55 minutes)

5USA+1 (83)

• 12:55am CSI: Miami: Death Pool 100: Crime drama. Two bodies are found after a celebrity party is held up, but the local gangster who carried out the robbery will only admit to one of the murders. (S5 Ep 3) (1 hour)
• 1:55am CSI: Miami: Double Jeopardy: Forensics drama based in Miami. A white supremacist is acquitted for the murder of his mixed-race wife but the CSI team is convinced of his guilt. (S4 Ep 18) (1 hour)
• 2:55am CSI: Miami: Death Eminent: Crime drama series. When a councilman is murdered, the evidence points to a petty criminal whose DNA is found on the victim's property. (S5 Ep 5) (1 hour)
• 7:00pm NCIS: New Orleans: US crime drama series. The team reopens a cold case after a gun belonging to a man who died 40 years previously appears at a crime scene. (S1 Ep 10) (1 hour)
• 8:00pm NCIS: New Orleans: Spin-off crime series. The team investigates the murder of a retired navy SEAL who spent his career tracking down people who pose as military personnel. (S1 Ep 11) (1 hour)
• 9:00pm NCIS: Revenge: US naval crime drama series. In retaliation for the murders of Eli David and Jackie Vance, the NCIS team searches for Bodnar, despite orders to relinquish the case. (1 hour)
• 10:00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: US crime series. The Gig Harbor Killer seems to be taunting the team again when another crime scene bears all the hallmarks of having already been processed by CSIs. (S15 Ep 6) (1 hour)
• 11:00pm CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Neverland: Crime drama. The CSIs are shocked when forensic evidence links the death of a 14-year-old boy to a man who has been in prison for over two years. (S10 Ep 15) (1 hour)

Dave ja vu (84)

• 8:30am Top Gear: Motoring news and cheeky chat. Spandau Ballet bassist turned actor Martin Kemp tries his luck at being the fastest celebrity around the test track. Will he take 'Gold'? (50 minutes)
• 9:20am Top Gear: An Isle of Man special of the popular motoring show. Jeremy gets to drive the quickest BMW M3, and Stephen Fry lends an intellectual air as the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour 10 minutes)
• 10:30am Top Gear: The always fast and occasionally furious lads race the Mercedes SLS, the Porsche 911 GT3 RS and the Ferrari 458 Italia in an epic road trip up America's east coast. (1 hour 30 minutes)
• 1:00pm Trawlermen: More storm-lashed action from the trawler fishermen of Peterhead, Scotland. Blown across the North Sea, the Sunrise and Ocean Dawn skippers must take shelter in Bergen, Norway. (25 minutes)

BBC One HD (101)

• 12:15pm Bargain Hunt: Grimsthorpe: Antiques challenge. Experts Kate Bliss and Jonathan Pratt guide two teams of reds and two teams of blues through the antiques fair at Grimsthorpe Castle. (1 hour)
• 9:00pm Wallander: 3, 3. The Troubled Man: Detective drama about a Swedish police officer. Wallander is in a race against time as he embarks on his final case - the disappearance of Linda's father-in-law. (1 hour 30 minutes)

BBC Two HD (102)

• 12:00pm Tom Kerridge's Proper Pub Food: 4, 6. Pub Classics: Tom Kerridge cooks up some pub classics including caesar salad, pickled eggs, pork scratchings, a classic pork belly roast, fish and chips, and date and toffee pudding. (30 minutes)
• 6:00pm Britain's Ultimate Pilots: Inside the...: ...RAF. 4, 4. A look at the RAF's finest aerial display teams. The Typhoon jet struts its stuff over Bournemouth, and the pilots deal with some shocking news. (1 hour)
• 7:00pm Dara and Ed's Great Big Adventure: 1, 3. Arizona to Southern Mexico: Dara O Briain and Ed Byrne begin a 4,000-mile road trip along the Pan-American Highway, taking in Arizona, Mazatlan, Mexico City and Oaxaca. (1 hour)
• 9:00pm City in the Sky: 1, 3. Departure: Dallas Campbell and Hannah Fry investigate what it takes to get a million people and their luggage up in the air. In this episode, they look at the story of departure. (1 hour)
• 10:00pm Stupid Man, Smart Phone: 4, 6. Italy: Russell attempts to climb the Dolomites of Italy with Humza Arshad. They must put aside their differences if they are to succeed. Contains some strong language. (50 minutes)

ITV HD (103)

• 3:00am Murder, She Wrote: Dead Heat: Detective series. Jessica has the difficult task of proving that her niece was framed for the murder of a horse-breeder. (50 minutes)
• 6:00am The Aquabats! Super Show!: Uberchaun!: During a round of golf, The Aquabats! accidentally cross paths with the Uberchaun, a malevolent blue leprechaun, who places a curse upon them. (20 minutes)
• 6:20am Pat & Stan: The Return of Stuart: The adventures of Pat the purple hippo and his friend Stan the yellow dog. Stuart returns from vacation, but everyone seems to be avoiding him! (10 minutes)

Channel 4 HD (104)

• 1:40am Hollyoaks Omnibus: It's sentencing day for Cleo and she is nervous as to what the future holds for her. Will Nathan get justice for Rachel? Cindy goes to great lengths to get Dirk back. (2 hours 10 minutes)
• 12:30pm The Simpsons: Brother's Little Helper: Bart is put on an experimental Attention Deficit Disorder drug, which improves his behaviour but makes him paranoid that a satellite is reading his thoughts. (25 minutes)
• 7:00pm Escape to the Chateau: Dick Strawbridge and his partner Angel swap their two bed flat in Essex for an abandoned French chateau. Can they bring its 45 rooms and acres of land back to life in under a year? (Ep1, 3) (1 hour)
• 8:00pm Penelope Keith at Her Majesty's...: ...Service. Penelope Keith goes behind the scenes of the Queen's residences, meeting the people with ancient titles. This time it's Windsor, including the Knights of the Garter. (Ep1, 4) (1 hour)
• 11:25pm Bad Teacher: (2011) Outrageous comedy. A teacher (Cameron Diaz) tries to raise money to pay for surgical enhancements so she can seduce a supply teacher (Justin Timberlake). Sex, drugs, strong language. (1 hour 45 minutes)

BBC Four HD (106)

• 10:30pm Storyville: Blackfish - The Whale...: ...That Killed. Documentary about the performing whale Tilikum who, unlike any orca in the wild, has taken the lives of several people while in captivity. Contains upsetting scenes. (1 hour 20 minutes)

Channel 4+1 HD (109)

• 2:40am Hollyoaks Omnibus: It's sentencing day for Cleo and she is nervous as to what the future holds for her. Will Nathan get justice for Rachel? Cindy goes to great lengths to get Dirk back. (2 hours 10 minutes)
• 1:30pm The Simpsons: Brother's Little Helper: Bart is put on an experimental Attention Deficit Disorder drug, which improves his behaviour but makes him paranoid that a satellite is reading his thoughts. (25 minutes)
• 8:00pm Escape to the Chateau: Dick Strawbridge and his partner Angel swap their two bed flat in Essex for an abandoned French chateau. Can they bring its 45 rooms and acres of land back to life in under a year? (Ep1, 3) (1 hour)
• 9:00pm Penelope Keith at Her Majesty's...: ...Service. Penelope Keith goes behind the scenes of the Queen's residences, meeting the people with ancient titles. This time it's Windsor, including the Knights of the Garter. (Ep1, 4) (1 hour)

4seven HD (110)

• 12:50am Seventy with a Six Pack: This heart-warming documentary spends a year with some of Britain's oldest muscle men as they pump, preen and flex their way towards the World Bodybuilding Finals in Miami. (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 3:45am Obsessive Compulsive Country...: ...House Cleaners: Glen from Watford and Caren from Manchester travel to the west of Ireland to help Ursula shift the mess and clutter from the upper floors of Tarbert House. (S6 Ep3) (55 minutes)
• 6:00pm Grand Designs: Kevin McCloud visits Stephen and Anita's cutting-edge, bright orange building project on the South Downs. Do they have enough money? And what will the neighbours think? (Ep7) (1 hour)
• 8:00pm The Supervet: A Great Dane is rushed to the clinic after losing the use of her back legs. A spaniel needs work after being hit by a car. And an owner travels from Yorkshire with her collie. (Ep2) (1 hour)
• 9:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Janine has been kicked by a horse and had to crawl across two fields to call for help. George's motorbike collided with a car and he was catapulted into the windscreen. (S11 Ep3) (1 hour)
• 10:00pm 24 Hours in Police Custody: The number of incidents of domestic abuse reported to Bedfordshire Police has surged to over 200 a week. And it can be difficult to navigate personal stories of real-life drama. (S4 Ep6) (1 hour 5 minutes)
• 11:05pm How to Get a Council House: Shayne has to climb through a window to get into his bedsit. Piotr lives in a mouldy garage. This episode meets people on low incomes who have to rent their home privately. (S4 Ep4) (1 hour)

CBBC (120)

• 7:35am Danger Mouse: Pink Dawn: Animated series. Supervillain the Princess is determined to pinkify the world. Only Danger Mouse dressed as a little girl can save us. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 12:45pm Horrible Histories: 8, 15. Historical sketch show. A Celtic farmer isn't terribly keen on plans for Hadrian's Wall, and the brainy pioneers of transportation sing about their inventions. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
• 3:00pm Horrible Histories Savage Songs Special: 15, 15. A special episode of the historical sketch show, featuring songs from the series by King Alfred, Henry VIII, William the Conqueror and more. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 3:30pm Horrible Histories: 13, 13. Savage Songs Special: A compilation of songs from the series, featuring Spartan High School Musical, the Viking Rock Band and the Victorian Inventions song. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 4:00pm Horrible Histories: 13, 13. Historical sketch show. Savage Songs compilation featuring the hip-hop battle of the Celts, pop superstar Cleopatra, rock rebel William Wallace and the soulful suffragettes. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 4:30pm Horrible Histories: 13, 13. Historical sketch show. In a special musical episode of the award winning Horrible Histories, host Rattus Rattus chooses his favourite songs to entertain his young nephew. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
• 4:55pm Horrible Histories: 13, 15. Song Special: Historical sketch show. Some of history's greatest characters serenade us with tales of their lives. Featuring the all-conquering Alexander the Great. Also in HD. (35 minutes)
• 5:30pm Horrible Histories Savage Songs Special: 15, 15. A special episode of the historical sketch show, featuring songs from the series by King Alfred, Henry VIII, William the Conqueror and more. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 7:00pm Hetty Feather: 8, 10. Foundling Reclaimed: Drama series set in Victorian-era London. Gideon plans on escaping in search of his parents, but Vince and Judd have other plans. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm Eve: 8, 13. The Truth About Lies: Sci-fi drama series. Eve learns about lying from Abe and is soon an expert. Meanwhile Will and Lily make Katherine suspicious of Zac. Also in HD. (30 minutes)

CBeebies (121)

• 7:25am Dinopaws: The Thing That Blew: Animation about three young dinosaurs exploring their world. On a windy day Bob finds a floating feather and they invent the game Chase the Feather. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 7:50am Octonauts: 12, 22. Mudskippers: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. The Octonauts attempt to keep the peace amongst a trio of mudskippers. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 8:15am Everything's Rosie: 19, 19. Zip Zap Zip: Will just can't stop playing his new computer game. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 8:25am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Downhill Escape: Animated series. Peter takes Benjamin and Lily on a wild ride down a steep slope. When Benjamin gets injured, Peter has to navigate them to safety. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 9:40am Footy Pups: Teamwork: Preschool sports series. Join Rachel and her team as they learn all about working as a team. At Pupton Park, the Footy Pups squabble over the captain's armband. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 9:55am Topsy and Tim: The Play: Live-action children's show. Mummy has hurt her arm and missed Topsy and Tim's nursery school play, The Three Little Pigs, but all is not lost! Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 10:05am Topsy and Tim: Old Toys: Live-action children's show. Mummy asks Topsy and Tim to sort their old toys. She wants the twins to give away the ones they don't use any more before they move house. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 10:15am Jamillah & Aladdin: 10, 26. The Palace Garden: Drama series. Jamillah lands inside the palace walls. Aladdin fears that the guards will arrest her and sets about rescuing her. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 10:30am Octonauts: 18, 22. Leafy Sea Dragons: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. Two young leafy sea dragons are accidentally brought onboard the Octopod. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 10:45am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Hero Rabbit: Animated series. Benjamin gets more than he bargained for when a band of desperate mice mistake him for a hero. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 12:00pm Melody: 2, 20. Gingerbread Man: Preschool mixed-media music show. Mum and Melody are making gingerbread men for Daisy's party. Mum puts on Zorba's Dance for Melody to listen to. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 12:10pm Balamory: The Lost Voice: Children's programme. PC Plum arrives with a sore throat and is unable to speak, and Edie McCredie's bus is blocking the traffic outside. (20 minutes)
• 12:45pm Grandpa in My Pocket: Captain Dumbletwit's Spaceship Cake: Comedy drama featuring a grandpa with a shrinking cap. It is Grandpa's birthday and Mum has made him a fabulous spaceship cake. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 2:40pm Footy Pups: Teamwork: Preschool sports series. Join Rachel and her team as they learn all about working as a team. At Pupton Park, the Footy Pups squabble over the captain's armband. (15 minutes)
• 2:55pm Topsy and Tim: The Play: Live-action children's show. Mummy has hurt her arm and missed Topsy and Tim's nursery school play, The Three Little Pigs, but all is not lost! (10 minutes)
• 3:05pm Topsy and Tim: Old Toys: Live-action children's show. Mummy asks Topsy and Tim to sort their old toys. She wants the twins to give away the ones they don't use any more before they move house. (10 minutes)
• 3:15pm Jamillah & Aladdin: 10, 26. The Palace Garden: Jamillah lands inside the palace walls. Aladdin fears that the guards will arrest her. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 3:30pm Octonauts: 18, 22. Leafy Sea Dragons: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. Two young leafy sea dragons are accidentally brought onboard the Octopod. (10 minutes)
• 3:40pm Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Hero Rabbit: Animated series. Benjamin gets more than he bargained for when a band of desperate mice mistake him for a hero. (15 minutes)
• 5:25pm Sarah & Duck: Outside Outside: Animation. The Shallots want to explore beyond the front garden, so Sarah comes up with a plan. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
• 5:30pm Katie Morag: 9, 13. Katie Morag and the Road to Grannie Island's: It is Grandmother's Day and Katie Morag and Liam choose things for Grannie Island. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 5:45pm Katie Morag: 10, 13. Katie Morag and Uncle Matthew's Hut: Uncle Matthew's hut gets blown away in a storm, so Granma Mainland comes up with a plan to help out. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
• 6:00pm New: Clangers: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. 38, 52. Snapper: A robot lands on the planet, and the Clangers are scared of it. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
• 6:10pm The Adventures of Abney & Teal: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. The Poc-Poc Hunt: Abney, Teal and Neep put up a hammock and have a great time trying to get into it. Also in HD. (10 minutes)

CBBC HD (123)

• 7:35am Danger Mouse: Pink Dawn: Animated series. Supervillain the Princess is determined to pinkify the world. Only Danger Mouse dressed as a little girl can save us. (15 minutes)
• 12:45pm Horrible Histories: 8, 15. Historical sketch show. A Celtic farmer isn't terribly keen on plans for Hadrian's Wall, and the brainy pioneers of transportation sing about their inventions. (25 minutes)
• 3:00pm Horrible Histories Savage Songs Special: 15, 15. A special episode of the historical sketch show, featuring songs from the series by King Alfred, Henry VIII, William the Conqueror and more. (30 minutes)
• 3:30pm Horrible Histories: 13, 13. Savage Songs Special: Historical sketch show. A compilation of songs from the series, featuring Spartan High School Musical, the Viking Rock Band and the Victorian Inventions song. (30 minutes)
• 4:00pm Horrible Histories: 13, 13. Historical sketch show. Savage Songs compilation featuring the hip-hop battle of the Celts, pop superstar Cleopatra, rock rebel William Wallace and the soulful suffragettes. (30 minutes)
• 4:30pm Horrible Histories: 13, 13. Historical sketch show. In a special musical episode of the award winning Horrible Histories, host Rattus Rattus chooses his favourite songs to entertain his young nephew. (25 minutes)
• 4:55pm Horrible Histories: 13, 15. Song Special: Historical sketch show. Some of history's greatest characters serenade us with tales of their lives. Featuring the all-conquering Alexander the Great. (35 minutes)
• 5:30pm Horrible Histories Savage Songs Special: 15, 15. A special episode of the historical sketch show, featuring songs from the series by King Alfred, Henry VIII, William the Conqueror and more. (30 minutes)
• 7:00pm Hetty Feather: 8, 10. Foundling Reclaimed: Drama series set in Victorian-era London. Gideon plans on escaping in search of his parents, but Vince and Judd have other plans. (30 minutes)
• 7:30pm Eve: 8, 13. The Truth About Lies: Sci-fi drama series. Eve learns about lying from master of deception Abe and is soon an expert. Meanwhile, Will and Lily make Katherine suspicious of Zac. (30 minutes)

CBeebies HD (124)

• 7:25am Dinopaws: The Thing That Blew: Animation about three young dinosaurs exploring their world. On a windy day Bob finds a floating feather and they invent the game Chase the Feather. (10 minutes)
• 7:50am Octonauts: 12, 22. Mudskippers: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. The Octonauts attempt to keep the peace amongst a trio of mudskippers. (15 minutes)
• 8:15am Everything's Rosie: 19, 19. Zip Zap Zip: Animation. Will just can't stop playing his new computer game, but when the friends make up a real-life game involving aliens from outer space, Will wants to join in. (10 minutes)
• 8:25am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Downhill Escape: Animated series. Peter takes Benjamin and Lily on a wild ride down a steep slope. When Benjamin gets injured, Peter has to navigate them to safety. (15 minutes)
• 9:40am Footy Pups: Teamwork: Preschool sports series. Join Rachel and her team as they learn all about working as a team. At Pupton Park, the Footy Pups squabble over the captain's armband. (15 minutes)
• 9:55am Topsy and Tim: The Play: Live-action children's show. Mummy has hurt her arm and missed Topsy and Tim's nursery school play, The Three Little Pigs, but all is not lost! (10 minutes)
• 10:05am Topsy and Tim: Old Toys: Live-action children's show. Mummy asks Topsy and Tim to sort their old toys. She wants the twins to give away the ones they don't use any more before they move house. (10 minutes)
• 10:15am Jamillah & Aladdin: 10, 26. The Palace Garden: Drama series. Jamillah lands inside the palace walls. Aladdin fears that the guards will arrest her and sets about rescuing her - but does she need his help? (15 minutes)
• 10:30am Octonauts: 18, 22. Leafy Sea Dragons: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. Two young leafy sea dragons are accidentally brought onboard the Octopod. (15 minutes)
• 10:45am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Hero Rabbit: Animated series. Benjamin gets more than he bargained for when a band of desperate mice mistake him for a hero. (10 minutes)
• 12:00pm Melody: 2, 20. Gingerbread Man: Preschool mixed-media music show. Mum and Melody are making gingerbread men for Daisy's party. Mum puts on Zorba's Dance for Melody to listen to. (10 minutes)
• 12:10pm Balamory: The Lost Voice: Children's programme. PC Plum arrives with a sore throat and is unable to speak, and Edie McCredie's bus is blocking the traffic outside. (20 minutes)
• 12:45pm Grandpa in My Pocket: Captain Dumbletwit's Spaceship Cake: Comedy drama featuring a grandpa with a shrinking cap. It is Grandpa's birthday and Mum has made him a fabulous cake in the shape of a spaceship. (15 minutes)
• 2:40pm Footy Pups: Teamwork: Preschool sports series. Join Rachel and her team as they learn all about working as a team. At Pupton Park, the Footy Pups squabble over the captain's armband. (15 minutes)
• 2:55pm Topsy and Tim: The Play: Live-action children's show. Mummy has hurt her arm and missed Topsy and Tim's nursery school play, The Three Little Pigs, but all is not lost! (10 minutes)
• 3:05pm Topsy and Tim: Old Toys: Live-action children's show. Mummy asks Topsy and Tim to sort their old toys. She wants the twins to give away the ones they don't use any more before they move house. (10 minutes)
• 3:15pm Jamillah & Aladdin: 10, 26. The Palace Garden: Drama series. Jamillah lands inside the palace walls. Aladdin fears that the guards will arrest her and sets about rescuing her - but does she need his help? (15 minutes)
• 3:30pm Octonauts: 18, 22. Leafy Sea Dragons: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. Two young leafy sea dragons are accidentally brought onboard the Octopod. (10 minutes)
• 3:40pm Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Hero Rabbit: Animated series. Benjamin gets more than he bargained for when a band of desperate mice mistake him for a hero. (15 minutes)
• 5:25pm Sarah & Duck: Outside Outside: Animation. The Shallots want to explore beyond the front garden, so Sarah comes up with a plan. (5 minutes)
• 5:30pm Katie Morag: 9, 13. Katie Morag and the Road to Grannie Island's: Live-action children's show set in Scotland. It is Grandmother's Day and Katie Morag and Liam choose lovely things for Grannie Island. (15 minutes)
• 5:45pm Katie Morag: 10, 13. Katie Morag and Uncle Matthew's Hut: Uncle Matthew's hut gets blown away in a storm, so Granma Mainland comes up with a plan to help out. (15 minutes)
• 6:00pm New: Clangers: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. 38, 52. Snapper: A robot lands on the planet, and the Clangers are scared of it. (10 minutes)
• 6:10pm The Adventures of Abney & Teal: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. The Poc-Poc Hunt: Abney, Teal and Neep put up a hammock and have a great time trying to get into it. (10 minutes)