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Thursday 4th August
BBC ONE London (1)
- 10:00am Homes Under the Hammer: Property renovation series. Martin and Lucy are in London, the Midlands and Scotland looking around properties sold under the hammer. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 12:15pm Bargain Hunt: Edinburgh: Antiques show. Bargain Hunt heads to the Royal Highland Centre in Edinburgh. For the two teams, guidance is on hand from experts Jonathan Pratt and Caroline Hawley. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 1:45pm Red Rock: 19, 40. Soap opera. A man turns up at the police station and says he is in contact with Rachel. Connor takes desperate measures when he can't pay for his 'pain relief'. Also in HD. (40 minutes)
- 2:25pm Escape to the Country: West Sussex: Property series. Nicki Chapman helps a couple who want to leave London to fulfil their long-held dream of moving to the countryside. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 3:25pm Garden Rescue: 19, 20. Cambridgeshire: An ugly backdrop provides a challenge when creating a stylish party garden. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 7:30pm EastEnders: Ronnie is determined to get the truth, but is she putting herself in danger? Also in HD. Then BBC News. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Holby City: Indefensible: Bernie faces an ethical dilemma when her wayward son arrives at the hospital. Sacha and Essie struggle to put the events of the pharmacy siege behind them. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Mo Farah: Race of His Life: This documentary tells the life story and year of one of Great Britain's most successful athletes as he hopes to make history and win two more gold medals at the 2016 Olympics. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 10:45pm Matron, Medicine and Me: 70 Years of...: ...the NHS. 3, 5. Former JLS star Oritse Williams uses his experience of caring for his mum's MS to examine how the NHS has taken care of the nation's elderly population. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
BBC TWO (2)
- 1:05am Saving Lives at Sea: 2, 4. The volunteers try to rescue two students who have jumped into the River Thames while high. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 6:45am Garden Rescue: 18, 20. Fleet: Garden renovation series with Charlie Dimmock and garden designers the Rich brothers. A low-maintenance, contemporary garden is created for a retired couple. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 8:00am New Zealand: Earth's Mythical Islands: 1, 3. Cast Adrift: Isolated since the time of the dinosaurs, New Zealand's wildlife has been left to its own devices. Its forests are stalked by predators from the Jurassic era. (1 hour)
- 2:10pm Nature's Weirdest Events: 2, 3. Chris Packham visits the village awash with billions of tiny crabs, another facing an angry mob of elk and a town that woke up to an apocalyptic sky. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 4:10pm Brazil with Michael Palin: Into Amazonia: Series in which Michael Palin crosses Brazil to find out what makes it tick. He visits indigenous tribes, rubber tappers and Henry Ford's ill-fated Fordlandia. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 6:30pm Blitz Cities: 4, 5. Cardiff: Series marking the 75th anniversary of the Blitz. John Humphrys returns to south Wales to discover more about the effect of the Blitz on Cardiff and Swansea. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Great American Railroad Journeys: Washington to Mount Vernon: Michael Portillo rides the railroads of America. He arrives in Washington DC, centre of political power in the world's most powerful country. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Full Steam Ahead: 3, 6. Series exploring the expansion of railways in the Victorian era. Ruth Goodman, Alex Langlands and Peter Ginn find out how railways transformed the British diet. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm The 80s with Dominic Sandbrook: The Sound of the Crowd: How the early 80s saw new forces of choice and consumerism radically reshape British life. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Boy Meets Girl: 6, 6. Comedy series. On the night before the wedding, Peggy's boiler bursts. Pam comes to the rescue, insisting that the Arkleys move in with the Macdonalds for the night. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 11:05pm The Gift of Hearing: Uplifting documentary following Jo Milne and an old school friend, who are on a mission to help deaf children from Bangladesh. (30 minutes)
- 11:35pm The Somme 1916 - From Both Sides of...: ...the Wire. 3, 3. End Game - End Spiel: Peter Barton concludes his history of the battle in the final months of the campaign. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. (1 hour)
ITV (3)
- 3:00am Murder, She Wrote: Murder in a Minor Key: Murder mystery series. Jessica lends a hand when a music graduate is arrested for the murder of his former tutor. (50 minutes)
Channel 4 (4)
- 2:20am Double Your House for Half the...: ...Money: Jackie and Russell want to extend their run-down 1930s semi in Cheshire, while, in Bristol, Neil and Anita plan a granny flat for Anita's mum and dad. (55 minutes)
- 3:15am Phil: Secret Agent Down Under: Phil Spencer visits Brisbane on the look out for a brand spanking new property for Jon and Jodie Hills. But the couple are quite fussy. (55 minutes)
- 6:15am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Dickmalion: Mary Albright is irked when she fails to be accepted by the cream of Rutherford society, but when Dick makes the cut he discovers the high life is not all it's cracked up to be. (25 minutes)
- 6:40am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Sensitive Dick: Dick is forced to take special training after he comes down too hard on his students and they complain about him. Harry escorts Vicki to her high school reunion. (25 minutes)
- 7:05am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Will Work for Dick: When an insulted Nina has had enough and quits, Harry becomes secretary to Dick and Mary Albright. Meanwhile, Sally decides she wants to experience childhood. (25 minutes)
- 8:25am Dare to Believe: Jack Rutter: About to become a professional footballer, Jack was caught in an unprovoked attack that left him with mild cerebral palsy in all four limbs. Now he will captain GB at the Paralympics. (5 minutes)
- 8:30am Frasier: Burying a Grudge: Martin discovers that Artie, a former cop and friend-turned-foe, lies suffering in a hospital bed and thinks it might be time for a reconciliation. (30 minutes)
- 9:00am Frasier: Seat of Power: Frasier and Niles realise that the plumbers who are repairing their toilet bullied them years ago, when they were all kids. (30 minutes)
- 9:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Spoiler Alert Segmentation: After Sheldon and Leonard have a row, Leonard attempts to move in with Penny, even though she isn't ready for this big step. (S6 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Tangible Affection Proof: Annoyed at being forced to celebrate Valentine's Day when he hates it, Sheldon delegates the task of buying Amy's gift to his assistant. (S6 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am The Simpsons: Bart Gets Hit by a Car: Disreputable lawyer Lionel Hutz encourages Homer to sue Mr Burns after he hits Bart with his car. (30 minutes)
- 11:00am The Simpsons: Bart vs. Thanksgiving: Bart runs away from home on Thanksgiving after fighting with Lisa, and ends up at a homeless shelter - with a TV crew in attendance. (30 minutes)
- 2:05pm Dare to Believe: Natasha Baker: Intimate portrait of the para-equestrian who never let the neurological disorder transverse myelitis lessen her love of horse riding or stop her winning two golds in 2012. Next stop Rio. (5 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Simpsons: Future-Drama: Professor Frink uses a science machine to show Bart and Lisa a future vision of how their lives might turn out if they don't mend their ways. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Hollyoaks: Mercedes exposes Maria's betrayal. Jesse forces Grace to go to the wedding - with handcuffs! Kim doubts Esther's feelings for her - will she go through with the marriage? (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Inside Out Homes: Zac Monro takes on a 1930s bungalow in Newcastle, making the garden part of the home by knocking down a wall and building a fire pit table and a log-fired hot tub. (Ep4, 4) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Ramsay's Hotel Hell: Can Gordon convince the owner of the historic Brick Hotel in Newtown, Pennsylvania, to value her loyal workers and attempt to entice the local community back to this landmark establishment? (1 hour)
- 11:00pm The Job Interview: A waste disposal company want an executive assistant, and party planners Snapdragon are looking for an events co-ordinator who's comfortable around billionaires and minor royalty. (Ep4) (1 hour)
Channel 5 (5)
- 3:10am Secrets Of Underground Britain: Documentary series. In this episode, Rob visits London, revealing a mysterious side to England's capital that very few people ever get to see. (S1 Ep 2) (50 minutes)
- 1:15pm Home and Away: Josh is arrested for his involvement in Jake's murder. Zac steps in when he notices that VJ is prioritising Billie over his studies. Ash apologises to Kat for breaking her secret. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Neighbours: Elly saves Nell from the snake only to get bitten herself. Xanthe is hurt when Alison claims Ben wrote her a romantic ballad. Amy tries to make amends when her date ends awkwardly. (30 minutes)
- 2:15pm NCIS: Shell Shock (Part II): American crime drama. Gibbs continues to work with Captain Wescott while he retraces his steps in order to help the team track down a terrorist. (S10 Ep 7) (1 hour)
- 5:30pm Neighbours: Elly saves Nell from the snake only to get bitten herself. Xanthe is hurt when Alison claims Ben wrote her a romantic ballad. Amy tries to make amends when her date ends awkwardly. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Home and Away: Josh is arrested for his involvement in Jake's murder. Zac steps in when he notices that VJ is prioritising Billie over his studies. Ash apologises to Kat for breaking her secret. (30 minutes)
ITV2 (6)
- 12:25am American Dad!: Crotchwalkers: Animated series. When Francine teaches Steve shoplifting techniques in an effort to look cool, Steve gets caught and sent to a sweatshop. (25 minutes)
- 8:00am Emmerdale: Charity puts her plan into action. Gabby takes a big step. Nicola is fearful for the future. (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Coronation Street: Sarah and David are forced to confess. Phelan urges Eileen to cut the apron strings. The Bistro descends into chaos. (30 minutes)
- 12:15pm Emmerdale: Charity puts her plan into action. Gabby takes a big step. Nicola is fearful for the future. (30 minutes)
- 12:45pm Coronation Street: Sarah and David are forced to confess. Phelan urges Eileen to cut the apron strings. The Bistro descends into chaos. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Fast & Furious: Action starring Vin Diesel and Paul Walker, 2009. Dominic Toretto and his former friend and FBI agent Brian O'Conner must reunite against a shared enemy (1 hour)
- 10:05pm Fast & Furious: Action starring Vin Diesel and Paul Walker, 2009. Dominic Toretto and his former friend and FBI agent Brian O'Conner must reunite against a shared enemy (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 11:15pm Family Guy: Welcome Back, Carter: Animated comedy about US family life. When Peter spills the beans about Lois's dad's affair, his wife demands a divorce and Carter returns to bachelorhood. (25 minutes)
- 11:40pm Family Guy: Halloween on Spooner Street: Animated comedy. Peter and Joe team up to execute a series of Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family members, friends and neighbours. (30 minutes)
BBC FOUR (9)
- 12:00am The Real White Queen and Her Rivals: 2, 2. Philippa Gregory tells the interweaving stories of the women who were decisive figures in the Wars of the Roses - Elizabeth Woodville, Margaret Beaufort and Anne Neville. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 1:00am The Ladybird Books Story: The Bugs...: ...That Got Britain Reading. Documentary about Ladybird books, which once informed people on many diverse subjects, but also helped to teach many to read. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 3:00am Masters of the Pacific Coast: The...: ...Tribes of the American Northwest. 2, 2. Survival: Jago reveals how an ancient cultural tradition managed to survive against the odds. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Masters of the Pacific Coast: The...: ...Tribes of the American Northwest. 2, 2. Survival: How a cultural tradition that began over 10,000 years ago survived despite European contact, disease, land theft and oppression. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Rome's Lost Empire: Dan Snow uses the latest satellite technology to reveal the secrets of the Roman Empire and identify lost cities, amphitheatres and forts. Also in HD. (1 hour 30 minutes)
ITV3 (10)
- 12:35am Inspector Morse: The Infernal Serpent: Morse (John Thaw) and Lewis (Kevin Whately) investigate the death of an eminent scientist - killed just before he was due to deliver a controversial speech. (1 hour 55 minutes)
- 8:25am The Royal: Letting Go: Frankie faces trouble when someone tries to steal his motorbike. Dr Ormerod and Dr Weatherill uncover a family secret when a woman refuses to be admitted to hospital. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 10:55am Murder, She Wrote: It's a Dog's Life: Murder mystery series. Jessica visits her cousin at a country estate and, while she is there, the owner of the house dies in strange circumstances during a hunt. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm The Royal: Love Is All You Need: When a day at the beach ends in tragedy for a local family, Carnegie questions Weatherill's competence, but an outraged Dr Ormerod leaps to Jill's defence. (1 hour 5 minutes)
Pick (11)
- 3:00am Bones: Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood: Brennan and Booth wade through secret scandals when human remains are found at a neighbourhood party. Who failed to love their neighbour? (S5, ep 4) (1 hour)
- 4:00am Animal House: Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S3, ep 9) (30 minutes)
- 4:30am Animal House: Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S3, ep 10) (30 minutes)
- 5:00am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S12, ep 2) (30 minutes)
- 5:30am Highway Patrol Australia: Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners and terrorists. (S3, ep 3) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm The Dog Whisperer: Series four of the mutt-see documentary charting the ups and downs of Cesar Millan as he helps pet owners struggling to cope with their problematic pooches. (S4, ep 14) (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Monkey Business: Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S5, ep 12) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Monkey Business: Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S6, ep 1) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Shocking Crimes: Murder Book: The End Of The Road: After two women are killed on the same dirt road, police suspect a link but struggle to find the killer. But a third murder leads them to the culprit. (S1, ep 5) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Ross Kemp On Gangs: Liverpool: The BAFTA-winning series investigates problems closer to home as Ross Kemp meets teenage gang members in Liverpool. Strong language. (1, 4) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Brit Cops: Rapid Response: Action-packed documentary following rapid response officers, the fastest cops in Britain, as they crack down on crime. Time is of the essence! (S3, ep 4) (1 hour)
Dave (12)
- 8:10am Top Gear: Jez reports on the SLR - a supercar collaboration between Mercedes-Benz and McLaren - Richard reviews the Cadillac Escalade, and Paul McKenna is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. (50 minutes)
- 12:00pm Top Gear: Best of British: Motoring with the three motormouths. Jeremy looks at the changing face of Bentley, James takes a spin in the Subaru Legacy and Richard tests new models from Peugeot and Renault. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Top Gear: Jez reports on the SLR - a supercar collaboration between Mercedes-Benz and McLaren - Richard reviews the Cadillac Escalade, and Paul McKenna is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Top Gear: Best of British: Motoring with the three motormouths. Jeremy looks at the changing face of Bentley, James takes a spin in the Subaru Legacy and Richard tests new models from Peugeot and Renault. (1 hour)
Channel 4+1 (13)
- 3:20am Double Your House for Half the...: ...Money: Jackie and Russell want to extend their run-down 1930s semi in Cheshire, while, in Bristol, Neil and Anita plan a granny flat for Anita's mum and dad. (55 minutes)
- 4:15am Phil: Secret Agent Down Under: Phil Spencer visits Brisbane on the look out for a brand spanking new property for Jon and Jodie Hills. But the couple are quite fussy. (55 minutes)
- 7:15am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Dickmalion: Mary Albright is irked when she fails to be accepted by the cream of Rutherford society, but when Dick makes the cut he discovers the high life is not all it's cracked up to be. (25 minutes)
- 7:40am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Sensitive Dick: Dick is forced to take special training after he comes down too hard on his students and they complain about him. Harry escorts Vicki to her high school reunion. (25 minutes)
- 8:05am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Will Work for Dick: When an insulted Nina has had enough and quits, Harry becomes secretary to Dick and Mary Albright. Meanwhile, Sally decides she wants to experience childhood. (25 minutes)
- 9:25am Dare to Believe: Jack Rutter: About to become a professional footballer, Jack was caught in an unprovoked attack that left him with mild cerebral palsy in all four limbs. Now he will captain GB at the Paralympics. (5 minutes)
- 9:30am Frasier: Burying a Grudge: Martin discovers that Artie, a former cop and friend-turned-foe, lies suffering in a hospital bed and thinks it might be time for a reconciliation. (30 minutes)
- 10:00am Frasier: Seat of Power: Frasier and Niles realise that the plumbers who are repairing their toilet bullied them years ago, when they were all kids. (30 minutes)
- 10:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Spoiler Alert Segmentation: After Sheldon and Leonard have a row, Leonard attempts to move in with Penny, even though she isn't ready for this big step. (S6 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Tangible Affection Proof: Annoyed at being forced to celebrate Valentine's Day when he hates it, Sheldon delegates the task of buying Amy's gift to his assistant. (S6 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am The Simpsons: Bart Gets Hit by a Car: Disreputable lawyer Lionel Hutz encourages Homer to sue Mr Burns after he hits Bart with his car. (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm The Simpsons: Bart vs. Thanksgiving: Bart runs away from home on Thanksgiving after fighting with Lisa, and ends up at a homeless shelter - with a TV crew in attendance. (30 minutes)
- 3:05pm Dare to Believe: Natasha Baker: Intimate portrait of the para-equestrian who never let the neurological disorder transverse myelitis lessen her love of horse riding or stop her winning two golds in 2012. Next stop Rio. (5 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Simpsons: Future-Drama: Professor Frink uses a science machine to show Bart and Lisa a future vision of how their lives might turn out if they don't mend their ways. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Hollyoaks: Mercedes exposes Maria's betrayal. Jesse forces Grace to go to the wedding - with handcuffs! Kim doubts Esther's feelings for her - will she go through with the marriage? (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Inside Out Homes: Zac Monro takes on a 1930s bungalow in Newcastle, making the garden part of the home by knocking down a wall and building a fire pit table and a log-fired hot tub. (Ep4, 4) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Ramsay's Hotel Hell: Can Gordon convince the owner of the historic Brick Hotel in Newtown, Pennsylvania, to value her loyal workers and attempt to entice the local community back to this landmark establishment? (1 hour)
More 4 (14)
- 1:10am Dare to Believe: Hannah Cockroft: Portrait of the wheelchair athlete whose dad welded her first racing chair after she decided to follow her sporting dreams in spite of doctors saying she'd never live an independent life. (5 minutes)
- 8:55am Jamie's 15 Minute Meals: This time the two meals prepared in a quarter of an hour are sausage gnocchi, warm kale and bean salad. Plus, Mexican chicken, wicked mole sauce, veg and rice. (40 minutes)
- 12:50pm Dare to Believe: Lauren Steadman: Being born without a right arm did nothing to thwart Lauren's dreams. After two Paralympics as a swimmer, she gave paratriathlon a go and now she's a world champion targeting gold in Rio. (5 minutes)
- 5:10pm Dare to Believe: Ali Jawad: Intimate profile of the Paralympic powerlifter who went from being born in the Lebanon without legs to competing on the biggest stage. He faced upset in 2012, can he turn it around in Rio? (5 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: Love Child: Brand new series: Viv's older brother Bernie visits town on leave from Vietnam. Martha's former employer, Mr Wilder, tracks her down and threatens to have her charged with theft. (Ep4, 8) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: Andy has fallen 12 feet from a tree and badly fractured both his ankles. He has no sensation in his feet. Shane, who's three, has fallen off his grandma's trampoline. (S11 Ep2) (1 hour 5 minutes)
Film4 (15)
- 4:55pm Jingle all the Way: (1996) Brian Levant's festive all-action comedy with Arnold Schwarzenegger on a mission to get his son (Jake Lloyd) the must-have Christmas toy, Turbo Man. But it has sold out everywhere... (1 hour 40 minutes)
Really (17)
- 12:00am Ghost Adventures: Amargosa Opera House: Spooky shenanigans. GAC take their eerie investigations to the aptly-named Death Valley, where an opera house allegedly served as a backdrop for suicides. (1 hour)
- 1:00am Ghost Adventures: Poveglia Island: Viewers' favourite. The guys who investigate haunted happenings visit a small Italian island which was used as a plague pit in Roman times. (1 hour)
- 11:00am Ghost Adventures: Ashmore Estates: Spooky sightseeing. The team visit a former psychiatric facility in Illinois which was abandoned for almost 20 years before being reopened as a haunted house. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm DIY SOS: More home improvement mishaps remedied by daytime TV regular Nick Knowles. Here, the team are in Grays, Essex to help busy paramedic Tina Freear renovate her lounge, dining room. (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm DIY SOS: Another DIY disaster is remedied by Nick Knowles and his handy team. In Manchester, they try to alleviate the chaos caused by Kevin Vaughton when he tried to enlarge his kitchen. (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Ghost Adventures: Rose Hall: Spooky sightseeing. The nomadic trio are in Jamaica, encountering the evil spirit of the White Witch of Rose Hall and investigating the former home of Johnny Cash. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Ghost Adventures: Apache Junction: Thrills and chills with the GAC! Gold rush spooks and mysterious mines await the gutsy guys in Arizona's Goldfield ghost town and Superstition Mountains. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Cold Justice: Justice Served: Real crime. Justice is served as cold cases are solved. Go behind-the-scenes with the Cold Justice team as they reveal updates on past investigations. (1 hour)
Yesterday (19)
- 6:25am Impossible Engineering: Kansai Airport: Learn about the ambitious construction of Kansai International Airport in Japan, which is built on a man-made island and can withstand destructive natural disasters. (45 minutes)
- 9:00am David Starkey's Monarchy: Dynasty: Hear about the ruthless ambition of Henry II of England - and his feud with Thomas Becket - as David Starkey sheds light on the Angevin kings of the 12th and 13th centuries. (1 hour)
- 11:00am Impossible Engineering: Kansai Airport: Learn about the ambitious construction of Kansai International Airport in Japan, which is built on a man-made island and can withstand destructive natural disasters. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm David Starkey's Monarchy: Dynasty: Hear about the ruthless ambition of Henry II of England - and his feud with Thomas Becket - as David Starkey sheds light on the Angevin kings of the 12th and 13th centuries. (1 hour)
5 USA (21)
- 12:00am CSI: New York: Consequences: Crime drama series. A dirty cop may be to blame for the death of a paintball player. Mac comes face-to-face with his deceased wife's son. (S3 Ep 8) (1 hour)
- 1:00am CSI: Miami: Death Pool 100: Crime drama. Two bodies are found after a celebrity party is held up, but the local gangster who carried out the robbery will only admit to one of the murders. (S5 Ep 3) (1 hour)
- 2:00am CSI: New York: Raising Shane: Crime drama. Hawkes is in big trouble when he is identified as the perpetrator of a bar room murder. Can Mac and his team prove their colleague's innocence? (S3 Ep 11) (1 hour)
- 12:00pm CSI: New York: Open and Shut: Crime drama series. A woman falls to her death from a rooftop after becoming embroiled in a deal with a scheming top model. Stella investigates a self-defence case. (S3 Ep 6) (1 hour)
- 1:00pm NCIS: Blowback: US drama series following the navy's dedicated federal agency. Ducky must go undercover to stop the sale of the navy's new weapons system to an arms dealer. (S4 Ep 14) (1 hour)
ITV4 (24)
- 12:10am Tremors: Tongue-in-cheek horror starring Kevin Bacon and Fred Ward, 1990. Homage to the 'creature features' of the 1950s in which a desert town is terrorised by giant, man-eating worms (50 minutes)
- 1:00am Raw Deal: All-action adventure starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Kathryn Harrold, 1986. An ex-FBI agent goes undercover to infiltrate the gangsters responsible for the death of his former boss's son (1 hour)
- 2:05am Raw Deal: All-action adventure starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Kathryn Harrold, 1986. An ex-FBI agent goes undercover to infiltrate the gangsters responsible for the death of his former boss's son (50 minutes)
- 7:35am Minder: Waiting for Goddard: Arthur is only too willing to help when a local tramp comes into an inheritance. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 2:50pm Minder: It's a Sorry Lorry, Morrie: Comedy drama series. Terry leaves his fingerprints on a stolen lorry while doing a job for Arthur. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:00pm Ransom: Psychological thriller starring Mel Gibson and Rene Russo, 1996. A millionaire decides to take matters into his own hands when his son is kidnapped (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 10:15pm Ransom: Psychological thriller starring Mel Gibson and Rene Russo, 1996. A millionaire decides to take matters into his own hands when his son is kidnapped (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 11:25pm Awake: Crime thriller starring Hayden Christensen and Jessica Alba, 2007. A millionaire wakes up on the operating table to find that the surgeons are actually planning his murder (1 hour 5 minutes)
Home (25)
- 10:00am Escape to the Country: Wiltshire: Denise Nurse is in Wiltshire with buyers who are looking for a party pad with a big kitchen, plenty of bedrooms for friends to stay in and land for a horse too! (1 hour)
- 11:00am Fantasy Homes by the Sea: North Yorkshire: Jenni Falconer returns to help couples fulfil their dream of waking up to a sea view every day. This time, she's in North Yorkshire. (1 hour)
ITV2 +1 (27)
- 12:25am Family Guy: Excellence in Broadcasting: Animated comedy about US family life. When Brian learns that Rush Limbaugh is in town for a book signing, he decides to give him a piece of his mind. (30 minutes)
- 12:55am American Dad!: Familyland: Animated series. Francine takes her family to a medieval theme park. When the cryogenically frozen founder is mistakenly thawed, the Smiths find themselves prisoners. (30 minutes)
- 1:25am American Dad!: Crotchwalkers: Animated series. When Francine teaches Steve shoplifting techniques in an effort to look cool, Steve gets caught and sent to a sweatshop. (25 minutes)
- 9:00am Emmerdale: Charity puts her plan into action. Gabby takes a big step. Nicola is fearful for the future. (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Coronation Street: Sarah and David are forced to confess. Phelan urges Eileen to cut the apron strings. The Bistro descends into chaos. (30 minutes)
- 1:15pm Emmerdale: Charity puts her plan into action. Gabby takes a big step. Nicola is fearful for the future. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Coronation Street: Sarah and David are forced to confess. Phelan urges Eileen to cut the apron strings. The Bistro descends into chaos. (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm Fast & Furious: Action starring Vin Diesel and Paul Walker, 2009. Dominic Toretto and his former friend and FBI agent Brian O'Conner must reunite against a shared enemy (1 hour)
- 11:05pm Fast & Furious: Action starring Vin Diesel and Paul Walker, 2009. Dominic Toretto and his former friend and FBI agent Brian O'Conner must reunite against a shared enemy (1 hour 10 minutes)
E4 (28)
- 2:30am Containment: Brand new series - With Silence and Tears: As the situation grows increasingly desperate inside the cordon, Lex is frustrated by the false hope he's forced to convey to the public. (Ep4, 13) (45 minutes)
- 6:00am Hollyoaks: Esther and Kim race to make their wedding happen. Mercedes goes to desperate lengths to protect her family. Nathan flirts with Lisa to repair his friendship with Cleo, but will it work? (25 minutes)
- 6:25am Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: It's day 8, and a twist in the daily vote leads to some dirty tactics that backfire badly at the most dramatic vote Brendan has ever witnessed. (Ep8, 30) (25 minutes)
- 6:50am Melissa & Joey: Auction Hero: Mel urges Joe to participate in a school charity auction, but when he does so, it seems that the winner of the event has ulterior motives for taking part. (S1 Ep19, 30) (20 minutes)
- 7:10am How I Met Your Mother: Spoiler Alert: Ted is delighted when he meets - in his view - the perfect girl, but his happiness fades when his friends point out her flaw. The gang decide to reveal each other's faults. (30 minutes)
- 7:40am How I Met Your Mother: Slapsgiving: Lily is in a flap as Thanksgiving approaches. It will be her first as Marshall's wife and the gang are planning to spend the holiday together. (25 minutes)
- 9:00am The Goldbergs: In Conclusion, Thanksgiving: Adam exploits his father's soft spot for a popular song. Beverly wants Murray to invite his grouchy dad to Thanksgiving dinner. (S3 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am The Goldbergs: Wingmom: Murray agrees to let Barry join the junior Reserve Officers Training Corps, but when the going gets tough Barry begs Beverly to get him out of it. (S3 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm How I Met Your Mother: The Platinum Rule: Ted's friends discourage him from going on a date with his attractive tattoo-removal doctor, despite his enthusiasm for the idea. (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm How I Met Your Mother: No Tomorrow: Lily and Marshall host a games night in honour of St Patrick's Day, but Barney is determined to go out instead and coaxes Ted into coming with him. (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Wildebeest Implementation: Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Melissa & Joey: Mel and Joe's Anniversary: Joe confronts his ex-wife for going on a date with a new man to their special place on what would have been their wedding anniversary. (S1 Ep22, 30) (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm Melissa & Joey: Going the Distance?: As Mel's relationship with George grows more serious, he is offered a new job abroad and she is forced to contemplate the future of their romance. (S1 Ep23, 30) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm The Goldbergs: The Tasty Boys: Adam and Barry team up to form a rap super-group just like the Beastie Boys. Beverly puts pressure on Murray to let her redesign the kitchen. (S3 Ep11, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Goldbergs: Baio and Switch: To get closer to Barry and Erica, Beverly promises to bring actor Scott Baio to town for a charity event. Adam gets into a tricky situation. (S3 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Roommate Transmogrification: Raj decides to become Sheldon's flatmate after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Skank Reflex Analysis: Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Hollyoaks: Joe rails against Freddie for losing the garage. Mercedes threatens to reveal Diego's lies to Myra. Esther confronts Grace over her involvement in Kim's disappearance. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm New: Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: It's day 9, and some brand new tourists brighten up Brendan's day, as does some action-packed blob jumping. (Ep9, 30) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Helium Insufficiency: Sheldon and Leonard struggle to find the supplies they need for an experiment. Penny and Bernadette download a dating app for Amy. (S9 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Spock Resonance: While being interviewed for a documentary on Star Trek character Mr Spock, Sheldon can't suppress his emotions about his split from Amy. (S9 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: New Girl: Brand new series - Goosebumps Walkaway: Jess returns from her stint doing jury service and attempts to uncover the real identity of a fellow juror who was sequestered with her. (S5 Ep10, 22) (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm New: Angie Tribeca: Brand new series - A Coldie but a Goodie: When several elderly people are killed in what look like accidental falls down the stairs, Tribeca begins to suspect foul play. (S2 Ep5, 10) (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Halloween III: The third instalment of Peralta and Holt's 'Halloween heist' involves a tie-breaking contest to be crowned 'amazing detective slash genius'. (S3 Ep5, 23) (30 minutes)
- 10:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Into the Woods: Peralta and Boyle persuade Jeffords to join them on a weekend trip to a cabin in the woods, but it isn't the fun excursion they'd hoped for. (S3 Ep6, 23) (30 minutes)
- 11:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Graduation Transmission: Leonard is invited to give the commencement address at his former high school. Howard and Sheldon can't make a toy drone fly. (S8 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Maternal Combustion: Personalities collide when Sheldon and Leonard's mothers finally meet. Howard decides to 'man up' and do his share of the housework. (S8 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
E4+1 (29)
- 12:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Fortification Implementation: When Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort, they come to a major crossroads in their relationship. Howard meets his half-brother. (S8 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
- 12:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Communication Deterioration: Raj is asked to create a message for Nasa to use if one of their missions finds alien life. Penny considers taking up acting again. (S8 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:30am Containment: Brand new series - With Silence and Tears: As the situation grows increasingly desperate inside the cordon, Lex is frustrated by the false hope he's forced to convey to the public. (Ep4, 13) (45 minutes)
- 7:00am Hollyoaks: Esther and Kim race to make their wedding happen. Mercedes goes to desperate lengths to protect her family. Nathan flirts with Lisa to repair his friendship with Cleo, but will it work? (25 minutes)
- 7:25am Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: It's day 8, and a twist in the daily vote leads to some dirty tactics that backfire badly at the most dramatic vote Brendan has ever witnessed. (Ep8, 30) (25 minutes)
- 7:50am Melissa & Joey: Auction Hero: Mel urges Joe to participate in a school charity auction, but when he does so, it seems that the winner of the event has ulterior motives for taking part. (S1 Ep19, 30) (20 minutes)
- 8:10am How I Met Your Mother: Spoiler Alert: Ted is delighted when he meets - in his view - the perfect girl, but his happiness fades when his friends point out her flaw. The gang decide to reveal each other's faults. (30 minutes)
- 8:40am How I Met Your Mother: Slapsgiving: Lily is in a flap as Thanksgiving approaches. It will be her first as Marshall's wife and the gang are planning to spend the holiday together. (25 minutes)
- 10:00am The Goldbergs: In Conclusion, Thanksgiving: Adam exploits his father's soft spot for a popular song. Beverly wants Murray to invite his grouchy dad to Thanksgiving dinner. (S3 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am The Goldbergs: Wingmom: Murray agrees to let Barry join the junior Reserve Officers Training Corps, but when the going gets tough Barry begs Beverly to get him out of it. (S3 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm How I Met Your Mother: The Platinum Rule: Ted's friends discourage him from going on a date with his attractive tattoo-removal doctor, despite his enthusiasm for the idea. (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm How I Met Your Mother: No Tomorrow: Lily and Marshall host a games night in honour of St Patrick's Day, but Barney is determined to go out instead and coaxes Ted into coming with him. (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Wildebeest Implementation: Raj attempts to overcome his anxiety about talking to women, while Penny uses Bernadette to spy on Leonard and his girlfriend. (S4 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Engagement Reaction: Howard finally tells his mother that he's engaged to Bernadette. Unfortunately, the news lands his mum in hospital. (S4 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Melissa & Joey: Mel and Joe's Anniversary: Joe confronts his ex-wife for going on a date with a new man to their special place on what would have been their wedding anniversary. (S1 Ep22, 30) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Melissa & Joey: Going the Distance?: As Mel's relationship with George grows more serious, he is offered a new job abroad and she is forced to contemplate the future of their romance. (S1 Ep23, 30) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Goldbergs: The Tasty Boys: Adam and Barry team up to form a rap super-group just like the Beastie Boys. Beverly puts pressure on Murray to let her redesign the kitchen. (S3 Ep11, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Goldbergs: Baio and Switch: To get closer to Barry and Erica, Beverly promises to bring actor Scott Baio to town for a charity event. Adam gets into a tricky situation. (S3 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Roommate Transmogrification: Raj decides to become Sheldon's flatmate after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Skank Reflex Analysis: Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Hollyoaks: Joe rails against Freddie for losing the garage. Mercedes threatens to reveal Diego's lies to Myra. Esther confronts Grace over her involvement in Kim's disappearance. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm New: Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: It's day 9, and some brand new tourists brighten up Brendan's day, as does some action-packed blob jumping. (Ep9, 30) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Helium Insufficiency: Sheldon and Leonard struggle to find the supplies they need for an experiment. Penny and Bernadette download a dating app for Amy. (S9 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Spock Resonance: While being interviewed for a documentary on Star Trek character Mr Spock, Sheldon can't suppress his emotions about his split from Amy. (S9 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm New: New Girl: Brand new series - Goosebumps Walkaway: Jess returns from her stint doing jury service and attempts to uncover the real identity of a fellow juror who was sequestered with her. (S5 Ep10, 22) (30 minutes)
- 10:30pm New: Angie Tribeca: Brand new series - A Coldie but a Goodie: When several elderly people are killed in what look like accidental falls down the stairs, Tribeca begins to suspect foul play. (S2 Ep5, 10) (30 minutes)
- 11:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Halloween III: The third instalment of Peralta and Holt's 'Halloween heist' involves a tie-breaking contest to be crowned 'amazing detective slash genius'. (S3 Ep5, 23) (30 minutes)
- 11:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Into the Woods: Peralta and Boyle persuade Jeffords to join them on a weekend trip to a cabin in the woods, but it isn't the fun excursion they'd hoped for. (S3 Ep6, 23) (30 minutes)
5STAR (30)
- 3:00pm Neighbours: Elly saves Nell from the snake only to get bitten herself. Xanthe is hurt when Alison claims Ben wrote her a romantic ballad. Amy tries to make amends when her date ends awkwardly. (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm Home and Away: Josh is arrested for his involvement in Jake's murder. Zac steps in when he notices that VJ is prioritising Billie over his studies. Ash apologises to Kat for breaking her secret. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Neighbours: Elly saves Nell from the snake only to get bitten herself. Xanthe is hurt when Alison claims Ben wrote her a romantic ballad. Amy tries to make amends when her date ends awkwardly. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Home and Away: VJ is stunned when Billie tells him that she is falling in love with him. Olivia and Chris are shaken to the core when they receive picture messages of Irene from her kidnapper. (30 minutes)
ITV +1 (33)
- 12:40am Murder, She Wrote: Murder of the Month Club: More senior sleuthing with America's answer to Miss Marple. When Jessica goes on the road to promote a book club, murder, plagiarism and blackmail abound. (55 minutes)
- 4:00am Murder, She Wrote: Murder in a Minor Key: Murder mystery series. Jessica lends a hand when a music graduate is arrested for the murder of his former tutor. (50 minutes)
- 8:00pm Emmerdale: Cain is pushed to the limit. Dan struggles with his guilt. Belle receives an unexpected offer. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Emmerdale: Cain takes matters into his own hands. Belle is feeling pressured. Emma's suspicions are raised. (30 minutes)
ITV3+1 (34)
- 7:55pm Murder, She Wrote: Lovers and Other Killers: Murder mystery series about a sleuthing writer. While lecturing in Seattle, Jessica refuses to believe her new secretary is a killer, despite the evidence. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:00pm Endeavour: Ride: Crime drama. A vanishing bus conductress, a raucous funfair with hidden secrets, and the bright young things of Oxford's social set draw DC Endeavour Morse back to duty. (2 hours)
- 11:00pm Law and Order: UK: Safe: When a toddler goes missing, his mother reports him kidnapped and a massive police hunt is launched to find him, but the search throws up more questions than answers. (1 hour)
Channel 5+1 (44)
- 2:15pm Home and Away: Josh is arrested for his involvement in Jake's murder. Zac steps in when he notices that VJ is prioritising Billie over his studies. Ash apologises to Kat for breaking her secret. (30 minutes)
- 2:45pm Neighbours: Elly saves Nell from the snake only to get bitten herself. Xanthe is hurt when Alison claims Ben wrote her a romantic ballad. Amy tries to make amends when her date ends awkwardly. (30 minutes)
- 3:15pm NCIS: Shell Shock (Part II): American crime drama. Gibbs continues to work with Captain Wescott while he retraces his steps in order to help the team track down a terrorist. (S10 Ep 7) (1 hour)
Challenge (46)
- 3:00am Total Wipeout UK: Hosts Richard Hammond and Amanda Byram set twenty brave and bonkers contestants loose on an extreme obstacle course in Argentina with the chance of winning 10,000. (1 hour)
- 4:00am Robot Wars: "Extreme": 'Hypnodisc', the most destructive robot ever, goes head to head against 'Wheely Big Cheese' and 'Ming 3' in Robot Wars Extreme - The Ultimate Mayhem. (S5, ep 2) (1 hour)
- 5:00am Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year...: ...Old? Reckon you're smarter than a 10 year old? Most adults would like to think so, but, with 50,000 at stake, they'd better get revising! (22, 50) (1 hour)
- 8:00am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm The Chase USA: Mark Labbett AKA 'The Beast' from The Chase UK travels across the pond to put American contestants through their paces and test who can answer questions faster than he can. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Total Wipeout UK: Hosts Richard Hammond and Amanda Byram set twenty brave and bonkers contestants loose on an extreme obstacle course in Argentina with the chance of winning 10,000. (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Robot Wars: "Extreme": The awesome 'Panic Attack' wages war on the fiercest robots from Holland, Germany and the USA in Robot Wars Extreme - The International Inferno. (S5, ep 3) (1 hour)
4seven (47)
- 12:15am Walking the Himalayas: In this new series Levison Wood sets out to walk the Himalayas from Afghanistan to Bhutan. Levison and his guide Malang start in the Wakhan Corridor, where few Westerners have been. (Ep1, 5) (1 hour)
- 1:15am One Born: What Happened Next?: The series that revisits some of One Born Every Minute's most memorable mums and dads. This episode includes fabulous fashionistas Heather and Daniel, and single mum Nicole. (55 minutes)
- 2:10am Child Genius: The Final: Quizmaster Richard Osman tests the five gifted finalists in their specialist subjects. The last two standing then advance to the head to head final round. (S7 Ep4, 4) (55 minutes)
- 3:05am Superfoods: The Real Story: Kate Quilton goes salmon fishing in Oregon, gets to grips with tiger nuts in Spain, and takes a good look at dandelions with all their benefits. (S2 Ep6, 8) (25 minutes)
- 1:00pm Child Genius: The Final: Quizmaster Richard Osman tests the five gifted finalists in their specialist subjects. The last two standing then advance to the head to head final round. (S7 Ep4, 4) (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Phil: Secret Agent Down Under: Anne and Laura have moved to Melbourne to be nearer family. Secret Agent Phil scours the Melbourne property market, but will they like what he finds for them? (1 hour)
Channel 5+24 (55)
- 2:15am Home and Away: When Alf has a heart attack while out on the water, Justin swims to shore to get help. Nate and Tori face down malicious rumours about their relationship. (30 minutes)
- 2:45am Home and Away: The mystery of the Morgan family deepens when Mason's ex-girlfriend pays him a surprise visit. Alf's life is on the line despite Justin's brave rescue attempt. (30 minutes)
- 1:15pm Home and Away: Alf is brought back to life after flat-lining, but doctors warn that he may never fully recover. Hunter's grief overwhelms him and he heads to the police statrion to find Andy. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Neighbours: A shadowy figure releases a snake on to the Rebecchi's lawn. A mysterious admirer asks Amy out for a drink. Paul threatens to have Gary's parole revoked if he does not help him. (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Neighbours: Paige reveals that she was at the garage with Tyler. Amy strips off and confronts her detractors. Paul spies Terese's 'strategy' file and forms a plan to bring her down. (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Neighbours: A shadowy figure releases a snake on to the Rebecchi's lawn. A mysterious admirer asks Amy out for a drink. Paul threatens to have Gary's parole revoked if he does not help him. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Home and Away: Alf is brought back to life after flat-lining, but doctors warn that he may never fully recover. Hunter's grief overwhelms him and he heads to the police statrion to find Andy. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Neighbours: A shadowy figure releases a snake on to the Rebecchi's lawn. A mysterious admirer asks Amy out for a drink. Paul threatens to have Gary's parole revoked if he does not help him. (30 minutes)
5USA+1 (78)
- 12:00am CSI: Miami: Deviant: American drama series focusing on the work of the Miami forensics department. Alexx campaigns against a convicted sex offender who is subsequently murdered. (S4 Ep 16) (1 hour)
- 1:00am CSI: New York: Consequences: Crime drama series. A dirty cop may be to blame for the death of a paintball player. Mac comes face-to-face with his deceased wife's son. (S3 Ep 8) (1 hour)
- 2:00am CSI: Miami: Death Pool 100: Crime drama. Two bodies are found after a celebrity party is held up, but the local gangster who carried out the robbery will only admit to one of the murders. (S5 Ep 3) (1 hour)
- 3:00am CSI: New York: Raising Shane: Crime drama. Hawkes is in big trouble when he is identified as the perpetrator of a bar room murder. Can Mac and his team prove their colleague's innocence? (S3 Ep 11) (1 hour)
Dave ja vu (84)
- 9:10am Top Gear: Jez reports on the SLR - a supercar collaboration between Mercedes-Benz and McLaren - Richard reviews the Cadillac Escalade, and Paul McKenna is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. (50 minutes)
- 1:00pm Top Gear: Best of British: Motoring with the three motormouths. Jeremy looks at the changing face of Bentley, James takes a spin in the Subaru Legacy and Richard tests new models from Peugeot and Renault. (1 hour)
BBC TWO HD (102)
- 1:05am Saving Lives at Sea: 2, 4. Documentary following the Royal National Lifeboat Institution. The volunteers are called to rescue two students who have jumped naked into the River Thames while high on LSD. (1 hour)
- 6:45am Garden Rescue: 18, 20. Fleet: Garden renovation series with Charlie Dimmock and garden designers the Rich brothers. A low-maintenance, contemporary garden is created for a retired couple. (45 minutes)
- 8:00am New Zealand: Earth's Mythical Islands: 1, 3. Cast Adrift: Isolated since the time of the dinosaurs, New Zealand's wildlife has been left to its own devices. Its forests are stalked by predators from the Jurassic era. (1 hour)
- 2:10pm Nature's Weirdest Events: 2, 3. Chris Packham examines some of the world's weirdest natural events. Chris travels to a village awash with billions of tiny crabs and meets people who faced an angry mob of elk. (1 hour)
ITV HD (103)
- 3:00am Murder, She Wrote: Murder in a Minor Key: Murder mystery series. Jessica lends a hand when a music graduate is arrested for the murder of his former tutor. (50 minutes)
Channel 4 HD (104)
- 10:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Tangible Affection Proof: Annoyed at being forced to celebrate Valentine's Day when he hates it, Sheldon delegates the task of buying Amy's gift to his assistant. (S6 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am The Simpsons: Bart Gets Hit by a Car: Disreputable lawyer Lionel Hutz encourages Homer to sue Mr Burns after he hits Bart with his car. (30 minutes)
- 11:00am The Simpsons: Bart vs. Thanksgiving: Bart runs away from home on Thanksgiving after fighting with Lisa, and ends up at a homeless shelter - with a TV crew in attendance. (30 minutes)
- 2:05pm Dare to Believe: Natasha Baker: Intimate portrait of the para-equestrian who never let the neurological disorder transverse myelitis lessen her love of horse riding or stop her winning two golds in 2012. Next stop Rio. (5 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Simpsons: Future-Drama: Professor Frink uses a science machine to show Bart and Lisa a future vision of how their lives might turn out if they don't mend their ways. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Hollyoaks: Mercedes exposes Maria's betrayal. Jesse forces Grace to go to the wedding - with handcuffs! Kim doubts Esther's feelings for her - will she go through with the marriage? (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Inside Out Homes: Zac Monro takes on a 1930s bungalow in Newcastle, making the garden part of the home by knocking down a wall and building a fire pit table and a log-fired hot tub. (Ep4, 4) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Ramsay's Hotel Hell: Can Gordon convince the owner of the historic Brick Hotel in Newtown, Pennsylvania, to value her loyal workers and attempt to entice the local community back to this landmark establishment? (1 hour)
- 11:00pm The Job Interview: A waste disposal company want an executive assistant, and party planners Snapdragon are looking for an events co-ordinator who's comfortable around billionaires and minor royalty. (Ep4) (1 hour)
Channel 5 HD (105)
- 3:10am Secrets Of Underground Britain: Documentary series. In this episode, Rob visits London, revealing a mysterious side to England's capital that very few people ever get to see. (S1 Ep 2) (50 minutes)
Channel 4+1 HD (109)
- 3:20am Double Your House for Half the...: ...Money: Jackie and Russell want to extend their run-down 1930s semi in Cheshire, while, in Bristol, Neil and Anita plan a granny flat for Anita's mum and dad. (55 minutes)
- 4:15am Phil: Secret Agent Down Under: Phil Spencer visits Brisbane on the look out for a brand spanking new property for Jon and Jodie Hills. But the couple are quite fussy. (55 minutes)
- 7:15am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Dickmalion: Mary Albright is irked when she fails to be accepted by the cream of Rutherford society, but when Dick makes the cut he discovers the high life is not all it's cracked up to be. (25 minutes)
- 7:40am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Sensitive Dick: Dick is forced to take special training after he comes down too hard on his students and they complain about him. Harry escorts Vicki to her high school reunion. (25 minutes)
- 8:05am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Will Work for Dick: When an insulted Nina has had enough and quits, Harry becomes secretary to Dick and Mary Albright. Meanwhile, Sally decides she wants to experience childhood. (25 minutes)
- 9:25am Dare to Believe: Jack Rutter: About to become a professional footballer, Jack was caught in an unprovoked attack that left him with mild cerebral palsy in all four limbs. Now he will captain GB at the Paralympics. (5 minutes)
- 9:30am Frasier: Burying a Grudge: Martin discovers that Artie, a former cop and friend-turned-foe, lies suffering in a hospital bed and thinks it might be time for a reconciliation. (30 minutes)
- 10:00am Frasier: Seat of Power: Frasier and Niles realise that the plumbers who are repairing their toilet bullied them years ago, when they were all kids. (30 minutes)
- 10:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Spoiler Alert Segmentation: After Sheldon and Leonard have a row, Leonard attempts to move in with Penny, even though she isn't ready for this big step. (S6 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Tangible Affection Proof: Annoyed at being forced to celebrate Valentine's Day when he hates it, Sheldon delegates the task of buying Amy's gift to his assistant. (S6 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am The Simpsons: Bart Gets Hit by a Car: Disreputable lawyer Lionel Hutz encourages Homer to sue Mr Burns after he hits Bart with his car. (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm The Simpsons: Bart vs. Thanksgiving: Bart runs away from home on Thanksgiving after fighting with Lisa, and ends up at a homeless shelter - with a TV crew in attendance. (30 minutes)
- 3:05pm Dare to Believe: Natasha Baker: Intimate portrait of the para-equestrian who never let the neurological disorder transverse myelitis lessen her love of horse riding or stop her winning two golds in 2012. Next stop Rio. (5 minutes)
4seven HD (110)
- 12:15am Walking the Himalayas: In this new series Levison Wood sets out to walk the Himalayas from Afghanistan to Bhutan. Levison and his guide Malang start in the Wakhan Corridor, where few Westerners have been. (Ep1, 5) (1 hour)
- 1:15am One Born: What Happened Next?: The series that revisits some of One Born Every Minute's most memorable mums and dads. This episode includes fabulous fashionistas Heather and Daniel, and single mum Nicole. (55 minutes)
- 2:10am Child Genius: The Final: Quizmaster Richard Osman tests the five gifted finalists in their specialist subjects. The last two standing then advance to the head to head final round. (S7 Ep4, 4) (55 minutes)
- 3:05am Superfoods: The Real Story: Kate Quilton goes salmon fishing in Oregon, gets to grips with tiger nuts in Spain, and takes a good look at dandelions with all their benefits. (S2 Ep6, 8) (25 minutes)
- 1:00pm Child Genius: The Final: Quizmaster Richard Osman tests the five gifted finalists in their specialist subjects. The last two standing then advance to the head to head final round. (S7 Ep4, 4) (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Phil: Secret Agent Down Under: Anne and Laura have moved to Melbourne to be nearer family. Secret Agent Phil scours the Melbourne property market, but will they like what he finds for them? (1 hour)
CBBC (120)
- 3:20pm Sidekick: Four's a Crowd: Animated series following four friends as they train at the Academy for Aspiring Sidekicks. Splittsboro is destroyed and only our sidekicks remain. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 3:45pm Bottersnikes & Gumbles: 8, 52. Gumble Rally: Animated series. All the Gumbles are competing in the Gumble Rally, a fast-paced race through the junkyard, but they run into the Bottersnikes. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 4:30pm New: Hank Zipzer: 11, 13. Christmas in July: Only Hank Zipzer would think of holding Christmas in the middle of summer and only Hank's family would agree to let him do it. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Dumping Ground: 4, 13. S.O.S: Drama series. Jody seems happy to be back with her family, but Carmen soon discovers she lives in terror of her brother and plots a rescue mission. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm New: Bottersnikes & Gumbles: 9, 52. Toot On Duty: Animated series. When a nasty case of the Snike flu spreads through the Gumbletree, Toot is forced to overcome his greatest fear and venture back to Snike Hill. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 6:45pm Danger Mouse: Jeopardy Mouse: Animated series. When the Baron rearranges the countries of the world, Danger Mouse reluctantly joins forces with his American counterpart Jeopardy Mouse. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 7:00pm Horrible Histories: 5, 13. Historical sketches. A priest makes a piano from live pigs, Emperor Caligula declares war on the sea, and there are some disgusting beauty tips from ancient Egypt. (30 minutes)
- 8:25pm The Dumping Ground: 1, 20. Party Games: Drama series. A party for new foster parents goes very wrong as Bailey and Carmen battle it out over celebrity parents and watery sabotage. Also in HD. (35 minutes)
CBeebies (121)
- 6:25am Timmy Time: 7, 28. Timmy Finds Aliens: Animated adventures of a lamb at nursery school. Timmy and his friends make a collage of the moon, complete with green aliens. (10 minutes)
- 7:10am Twirlywoos: Pop: Stop-motion programme. The Twirlywoos learn about popping when they encounter a machine that makes bubbles. Peekaboo interrupts teatime when he blows some bubbles of his own. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:40am The Furchester Hotel: Mystery Weekend: Preschool puppet show. Two detectives and a mysterious raccoon check in for the hotel's Mystery Weekend. Phoebe and Elmo must find out who is taking shiny objects. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 8:05am Octonauts: 3, 22. Coconut Crabs: Kwazii finds a mysterious, unbreakable coconut. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 9:00am Time for School: Documentary series about starting school. Miss Mills takes her class for a visit to the farm. Jacob hand feeds some ducks and Kaycee gets to fly an owl. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 9:10am Bing: Blankie: Children's animation. Bing inadvertently pees on his blankie. Fortunately, his Hoppity Voosh toy has a cape just as soft and huggy, and it even smells just right too. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 9:15am Bing: Dandelion: Children's animation. After blowing the seeds off some dandelions, Bing decides to take one to Sula. Bing negotiates many windy hazards to keep the dandelion safe. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 12:15pm I Can Cook on the Go: 12, 26. Thai Green Turkey Balls and Playground Games: Children's cookery programme. Katy and her friends make Thai green turkey balls and have fun playing games together. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 12:45pm Melody: 12, 20. Firebird: Melody hears Stravinsky's Firebird Suite and imagines a firebird being held captive. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 1:00pm Time for School: Documentary series about starting school. Miss Mills takes her class for a visit to the farm. Jacob hand feeds some ducks and Kaycee gets to fly an owl. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 1:10pm Bing: Blankie: Children's animation. Bing inadvertently pees on his blankie. Fortunately, his Hoppity Voosh toy has a cape just as soft and huggy, and it even smells just right too. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 1:15pm Bing: Dandelion: Children's animation. After blowing the seeds off some dandelions, Bing decides to take one to Sula. Bing negotiates many windy hazards to keep the dandelion safe. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 1:30pm Twirlywoos: Pop: Stop-motion programme. The Twirlywoos learn about popping when they encounter a machine that makes bubbles. Peekaboo interrupts teatime when he blows some bubbles of his own. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 3:50pm Grandpa in My Pocket: Nothing Stops Grandpa: Comedy drama featuring a grandpa with a magical Shrinking Cap. The Mason family go on a bike ride around Sunnysands, but Grandpa wants to come too. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 4:45pm Peter Rabbit: The Tale of Cotton-Tail's Tooth: Animated series. When Cotton-tail is taken ill, Peter must fetch Dr Bobtail through the snow-covered woods. Mr Tod has other ideas. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:00pm Peter Rabbit's Squirrel Adventure: The Tale of the Great Rabbit and Squirrel Adventure: Animated series. Peter is on an adventure to retrieve Nutkin's tail, even though it means going to Owl Island! Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 6:00pm Clangers: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. 6, 52. I Am the Eggbot: A strange little egg-shaped creature lands on the planet and gets stuck in a cave. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 6:10pm The Adventures of Abney & Teal: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. The Storm: Abney and Teal come up with a plan to save the Poc-Pocs from a storm monster. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
CITV (122)
- 8:55am Thunderbirds Are Go: EOS: John realises that rogue artificial intelligence has gained control of Thunderbird 5 - and the programme is sending false monitor images to Tracy Island. (30 minutes)
- 10:00am Mr Bean: All You Can Eat: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean enters a competition to win a trolley of free food! (15 minutes)
- 10:15am Mr Bean: Flat Pack: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Bean is unfamiliar with flat pack assembly and struggles to construct his new bookcase, failing miserably! (15 minutes)
- 10:30am Mr Bean: Holiday for Teddy: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean decides to take Teddy on holiday to the seaside - but a spoilt little girl wants Teddy all to herself. (15 minutes)
- 10:45am Mr Bean: The Newspaper: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Every time Bean goes to collect the newspaper from the letterbox it has disappeared. Who can be taking it? (15 minutes)
- 11:00am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Does his Homework: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. Can it be true? Is Henry about to break the rule of a lifetime and actually do his homework? (15 minutes)
- 11:15am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Hit Song: The animated adventures of the anti-hero. Henry is all set to make the best music video ever, but it's not that easy when everyone wants to be in on the act. (15 minutes)
- 11:30am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Flicks the Bogey: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. Horrid Henry discovers that sometimes wormy little brothers can be very useful! (15 minutes)
- 11:45am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry: I Am Not a Hamster: Henry finds out that sometimes you can take your best friends for granted, especially when your best friend is a hamster - or is he? (15 minutes)
- 1:00pm Mr Bean: Viral Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean becomes a famous internet sensation. (15 minutes)
- 1:15pm Mr Bean: Super Spy: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean is obsessed by his TV hero Super Spy and is excited when his very own Super Spy kit arrives in the post. (15 minutes)
- 1:30pm Mr Bean: Scout Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean becomes scoutmaster for the day, but his obsession with badge collecting does not win him any friends. (15 minutes)
- 1:45pm Mr Bean: Back to School: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean inadvertently becomes a teacher - but can he control the unruly class? (15 minutes)
- 2:00pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Plays Air Guitar: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. A bad day can quickly become a good day, as Henry discovers when Doddery Donald comes to visit. (15 minutes)
- 2:15pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Dangerous Data: Animated adventures. Data can be dangerous, as Henry is about to find out when Peter takes over as chief secretary of the Purple Hand Gang! (15 minutes)
- 2:30pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Perfect Parents: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. Henry discovers that sometimes you have to be careful what you wish for! (15 minutes)
- 2:45pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Single Sock Saga: Animated adventures. It is sock sorting time again, but this time Henry finds he has got a secret helper - if it can be called help! (15 minutes)
- 3:00pm Thunderbirds Are Go: EOS: John realises that rogue artificial intelligence has gained control of Thunderbird 5 - and the programme is sending false monitor images to Tracy Island. (30 minutes)
- 3:55pm My Parents Are Aliens: Burglars Can't Be Choosers: After burglars break into the house, Brian decides to try his hand at thieving. (25 minutes)
- 4:20pm My Parents Are Aliens: King Brian: The newly-equipped attic bedroom will go to whichever of the three kids love Brian the most. (20 minutes)
- 4:40pm My Parents Are Aliens: Warts and All: Lucy is horrified to find a wart growing on her face. Brian discovers the real purpose of the bath. (25 minutes)
Friday 5th August
BBC ONE London (1)
- 10:00am Homes Under the Hammer: Property renovation series. A London flat in a 1960s block, a semi in Staffordshire and a quirky cottage in Cornwall are all sold under the hammer. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 12:15pm Bargain Hunt: Carmarthen: Christina Trevanion presents from Welsh capital Cardiff, with experts Richard Madley and Caroline Hawley. The teams head to Jacobs Market to bag a bargain. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 1:45pm Red Rock: 20, 40. Soap opera. A member of the public walks into the station with an unusual request. Rachel insists on protecting Brian, and unless she tells the truth he may go free. Also in HD. (40 minutes)
- 2:25pm Escape to the Country: Worcestershire: Property series. Ginny Buckley helps a married couple find their ideal rural property in Worcestershire with a £410,000 budget. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 3:25pm Garden Rescue: 20, 20. Blackburn: A young couple longing for a Japanese garden get a zen space with a teahouse and a pond. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 8:00pm EastEnders: Sharon confronts a face from the past. Pam opens up to Claudette. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
BBC TWO (2)
- 1:05am The Refugee Camp: Our Desert Home: 1, 2. A look at Zaatari, a unique desert city in Jordan. Anita Rani tackles the feat of providing water in a desert, and Ben Timberlake finds out how war has affected education. (1 hour)
- 6:45am Garden Rescue: 19, 20. Cambridgeshire: An ugly backdrop provides a challenge when creating a stylish party garden. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 8:00am Eat Well for Less?: 2, 5. The Thomas Family: Gregg Wallace and Chris Bavin help families across the UK eat well for less. Gregg and Chris help a couple with wildly different approaches to food shopping. (1 hour)
- 2:10pm Nature's Weirdest Events: 3, 3. Chris Packham explores the extraordinary adaptations animals use to survive, including a frozen frog that can come back to life and some real-life zombies. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 3:10pm Brazil with Michael Palin: The Road to Rio: Michael Palin explores what makes Brazil tick. He journeys to Minas Gerais, the source of Brazil's great mineral wealth, and checks into an infamous 'love hotel'. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 4:10pm Brazil with Michael Palin: The Deep South: Michael Palin finds out what makes Brazil tick. He meets Prince Joao de Braganza, heir to the defunct Brazilian throne, and visits aircraft manufacturer Embraer. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 6:30pm Blitz Cities: 5, 5. Birmingham: Series marking the 75th anniversary of the Blitz. Hollywood actor David Harewood travels back to his native Birmingham to look at his city's Blitz story. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Great American Railroad Journeys: Manassas to Jamestown: Michael Portillo rides the railroads of America. Michael arrives in Manassas, scene of two crucial battles during the American Civil War. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 11:35pm The Marvellous World of Roald Dahl: The story of Roald Dahl's greatest adventures, and how his real-life escapades find expression in his most famous books. Also in HD. (1 hour)
Channel 4 (4)
- 12:00am Dare to Believe: Jordanne Whiley: The Paralympic tennis player broke her legs 26 times as a child and was bullied due to brittle bone disease. Now she has Grand Slam titles, a bronze in 2012 and is going for gold in Rio. (5 minutes)
- 12:05am Naked Attraction: DJ Darryl is used to seeing women all dressed up in clubs. Will stripping everything back help? And Ania is looking for a mate who won't disappoint when the clothes come off. (Ep2) (55 minutes)
- 1:00am The World's Weirdest Weather: How did weird weather turn Lake Erie pea green? Plus, New York's beautiful 'Manhattanhenge' sunset, moustache clouds, weather bombs, giant mushroom-shaped rocks and more. (S2 Ep2) (1 hour)
- 2:00am Child Genius: The Final: Quizmaster Richard Osman tests the five gifted finalists in their specialist subjects. The last two standing then advance to the head to head final round. (S7 Ep4, 4) (55 minutes)
- 2:55am How Safe Is Your Car?: Channel 4 Dispatches: With new evidence indicating that some cars might not perform as well in real crashes as their safety rating suggests, Dispatches investigates car safety. (30 minutes)
- 3:25am Dare to Believe: Hannah Cockroft: Portrait of the wheelchair athlete whose dad welded her first racing chair after she decided to follow her sporting dreams in spite of doctors saying she'd never live an independent life. (5 minutes)
- 3:30am Double Your House for Half the...: ...Money: Sarah Beeny assists newly-weds Andrew and Angharad in Northamptonshire, who have a troubling side alley, and Vicki in Sussex, who needs more space for her two small kids. (55 minutes)
- 4:25am Meet What You Eat: A show revealing all you need to know about food. Britain's top fish experts share their best kept secrets, from luxury fish and chips to feeding the whole family on the cheap. (25 minutes)
- 6:15am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Fifteen Minutes of Dick: Sally becomes a celeb when she beats up Mark Hamill in a restaurant. Dick is jealous, while as Sally's assistant, Harry becomes obsessed with keeping her on top. (25 minutes)
- 6:40am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Dick and the Single Girl: A shy librarian is attracted to Dick, while Sally realises she's attracted to Officer Don because of his uniform. Tommy and Harry write an episode of The X-Files. (25 minutes)
- 7:05am 3rd Rock from the Sun: A Nightmare on Dick Street (Part 1): Dick decides to ask Mary Albright to marry him after she announces she is going to Borneo, but his anxiety causes nightmares for the whole family. (25 minutes)
- 8:30am Frasier: Roz in the Doghouse: After injuring Roz's foot, Bulldog offers her a job as his producer. Though fearful of his advances, she accepts after a falling out with Frasier. (30 minutes)
- 9:00am Frasier: Retirement Is Murder: When Martin continues his 20-year obsession with solving a murder, Frasier steps in with his own solution: that the killer was a monkey. (30 minutes)
- 9:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Monster Isolation: After a terrible date with Lucy, Raj vows never to leave his flat again. Sheldon asks Penny to help him record a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Contractual Obligation Implementation: Leonard, Sheldon and Howard are forced to volunteer for a university committee. Raj plans a stress-free date with Lucy. (S6 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am The Simpsons: The Way We Was: The Simpsons' TV breaks down, so Marge regales the kids with the tale of how she and Homer met and fell in love, in spite of Homer's clumsy courtship techniques. (30 minutes)
- 11:00am The Simpsons: Diatribe of a Mad Housewife: Homer is upset when Marge has a novel published about a long-suffering wife with a nightmare husband. (25 minutes)
- 11:25am Dare to Believe: Lauren Steadman: Being born without a right arm did nothing to thwart Lauren's dreams. After two Paralympics as a swimmer, she gave paratriathlon a go and now she's a world champion targeting gold in Rio. (5 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Simpsons: Don't Fear the Roofer: The perfect storm hits Springfield causing the Simpson roof to leak. Marge isn't happy, so Homer takes a stab at fixing things, only to fall through the roof. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Hollyoaks: Joe rails against Freddie for losing the garage. Mercedes threatens to reveal Diego's lies to Myra. Esther confronts Grace over her involvement in Kim's disappearance. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Amazing Spaces Shed of the Year: George Clarke and fellow judges pick from the Eco and Unexpected categories, including a mud hut, a shed on wheels, one that rises with the tide and also a shed that's haunted. (S3 Ep2) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Friday Night Dinner: Congratulations: Adam has finally been recognised for his musical talent. But it's overshadowed when Jonny arrives home and announces he's got married. (S4 Ep3, 6) (35 minutes)
- 10:35pm Gogglebox: Brexit Special: The Goggleboxers discuss and comment on the fall-out from the EU referendum, from Boris Johnson's new job to Jeremy Corbyn and our new Prime Minister, Theresa May. (1 hour)
- 11:35pm Man Down: The Visa: Dan tries to keep his plan to emigrate to the USA moving, but with the complicated issue of a visa to negotiate he knows he needs to draw on all his inner strength. (S3 Ep4, 6) (30 minutes)
Channel 5 (5)
- 1:15pm Home and Away: VJ is stunned when Billie tells him that she is falling in love with him. Olivia and Chris are shaken to the core when they receive picture messages of Irene from her kidnapper. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Neighbours: Elly is forced to face her past when her life is threatened. Xanthe is broken hearted when she sees that Ben and Alison are together. Sonya confronts Clive at The Waterhole (30 minutes)
- 2:15pm NCIS: Gone: American crime drama. The latest case sees the team conduct a desperate search for a kidnapped teenager whose abductors killed a navy officer. (S10 Ep 8) (1 hour)
- 5:30pm Neighbours: Elly is forced to face her past when her life is threatened. Xanthe is broken hearted when she sees that Ben and Alison are together. Sonya confronts Clive at The Waterhole (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Home and Away: VJ is stunned when Billie tells him that she is falling in love with him. Olivia and Chris are shaken to the core when they receive picture messages of Irene from her kidnapper. (30 minutes)
ITV2 (6)
- 12:10am American Dad!: Cock of the Sleepwalk: Animated series. After Stan completes his 100th kill, he accidentally releases a benevolent side of himself while sleeping. (30 minutes)
- 12:40am American Dad!: Kung Pao Turkey: Animated series. Stan's plan to watch the football on Thanksgiving is ruined when Francine invites her parents. Her mother sets Hayley up with a Chinese bachelor. (25 minutes)
- 1:35am The Vampire Diaries: I Went to the Woods: US supernatural drama series. Stefan awakens to find himself thrown into a life or death situation with only his basic instincts to rely on. (50 minutes)
- 8:00am Emmerdale: Cain is pushed to the limit. Dan struggles with his guilt. Belle receives an unexpected offer. (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Emmerdale: Cain takes matters into his own hands. Belle is feeling pressured. Emma's suspicions are raised. (30 minutes)
- 12:15pm Emmerdale: Cain is pushed to the limit. Dan struggles with his guilt. Belle receives an unexpected offer. (30 minutes)
- 12:45pm Emmerdale: Cain takes matters into his own hands. Belle is feeling pressured. Emma's suspicions are raised. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Dark Knight: Comic book adaptation starring Christian Bale and Michael Caine, 2008. Batman tries to clean up Gotham City, but has to raise his game when he meets the psychotic Joker (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 10:10pm The Dark Knight: Comic book adaptation starring Christian Bale and Michael Caine, 2008. Batman tries to clean up Gotham City, but has to raise his game when he meets the psychotic Joker (1 hour 50 minutes)
BBC FOUR (9)
- 1:10am The Girl from Ipanema: Brazil, Bossa...: ...Nova and the Beach. Katie Derham visits Rio to explore the story behind Brazil's most famous, enduring song. Also in HD. (1 hour)
ITV3 (10)
- 8:40am The Royal: Love Is All You Need: When a day at the beach ends in tragedy for a local family, Carnegie questions Weatherill's competence, but an outraged Dr Ormerod leaps to Jill's defence. (1 hour)
- 11:00am Murder, She Wrote: Lovers and Other Killers: Murder mystery series about a sleuthing writer. While lecturing in Seattle, Jessica refuses to believe her new secretary is a killer, despite the evidence. (1 hour)
- 2:05pm The Royal: Waifs and Strays: While treating a sick baby, Dr Goodwin uncovers dark secrets its parents would prefer to keep hidden. Rose and Ormerod have an adventure at a hippy encampment. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:10pm Where the Heart Is: No Regrets: Drama series following the lives of community nurses in a small Yorkshire town. The new male nurse sets tongues wagging in Skelthwaite. (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 6:55pm Murder, She Wrote: Hit, Run and Homicide: Murder mystery series about a sleuthing writer. Jessica attempts to prove the innocence of eccentric inventor Daniel O'Brien when he is accused of murder. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:00pm Birds of a Feather: Birds on a Plane: Essex-based sitcom about sisters Tracey and Sharon. Dorien is treating Sharon and Tracey to a Christmas trip to the Canaries, but will it be plane sailing? (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Birds of a Feather: There's Something About Sharon: Essex-based sitcom about Tracey and Sharon. Sharon amazes the others when it turns out that she has a high IQ, something Dorien tries to exploit. (30 minutes)
Pick (11)
- 4:00am Animal House: Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S3, ep 11) (30 minutes)
- 4:30am Animal House: Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S3, ep 12) (30 minutes)
- 5:00am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S12, ep 3) (30 minutes)
- 5:30am Highway Patrol Australia: Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. (S3, ep 6) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm The Dog Whisperer: Series four of the mutt-see documentary charting the ups and downs of Cesar Millan as he helps pet owners struggling to cope with their problematic pooches. (S4, ep 15) (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Monkey Business: Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S6, ep 2) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Monkey Business: Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S6, ep 3) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Police Force Australia: Documentary series joining police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations, major drug busts and murder investigations. (S5, ep 17) (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm Police Force Australia: Documentary series joining police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations, major drug busts and murder investigations. (S5, ep 18) (30 minutes)
- 11:00pm Brit Cops: Rapid Response: Action-packed documentary following rapid response officers, the fastest cops in Britain, as they crack down on crime. Time is of the essence! (S3, ep 5) (1 hour)
Dave (12)
- 8:10am Top Gear: Jeremy reports on the Porsche GT3 RS and Ferrari 360 Challenge Stradale, while Richard searches for a Dodge Charger. Model and singer Jordan is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. (50 minutes)
- 12:00pm Top Gear: Best of British: Four-wheeled fun and outrageous opinions in the motoring magazine. Clarkson drives a rare Alfa Romeo in Italy, while Jack Whitehall is the latest star to take to the track. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Top Gear: Jeremy reports on the Porsche GT3 RS and Ferrari 360 Challenge Stradale, while Richard searches for a Dodge Charger. Model and singer Jordan is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Top Gear: Best of British: Four-wheeled fun and outrageous opinions in the motoring magazine. Clarkson drives a rare Alfa Romeo in Italy, while Jack Whitehall is the latest star to take to the track. (1 hour)
Channel 4+1 (13)
- 12:00am The Job Interview: A waste disposal company want an executive assistant, and party planners Snapdragon are looking for an events co-ordinator who's comfortable around billionaires and minor royalty. (Ep4) (1 hour)
- 1:00am Dare to Believe: Jordanne Whiley: The Paralympic tennis player broke her legs 26 times as a child and was bullied due to brittle bone disease. Now she has Grand Slam titles, a bronze in 2012 and is going for gold in Rio. (5 minutes)
- 1:05am Naked Attraction: DJ Darryl is used to seeing women all dressed up in clubs. Will stripping everything back help? And Ania is looking for a mate who won't disappoint when the clothes come off. (Ep2) (55 minutes)
- 2:00am The World's Weirdest Weather: How did weird weather turn Lake Erie pea green? Plus, New York's beautiful 'Manhattanhenge' sunset, moustache clouds, weather bombs, giant mushroom-shaped rocks and more. (S2 Ep2) (1 hour)
- 3:00am Child Genius: The Final: Quizmaster Richard Osman tests the five gifted finalists in their specialist subjects. The last two standing then advance to the head to head final round. (S7 Ep4, 4) (55 minutes)
- 3:55am How Safe Is Your Car?: Channel 4 Dispatches: With new evidence indicating that some cars might not perform as well in real crashes as their safety rating suggests, Dispatches investigates car safety. (30 minutes)
- 4:25am Dare to Believe: Hannah Cockroft: Portrait of the wheelchair athlete whose dad welded her first racing chair after she decided to follow her sporting dreams in spite of doctors saying she'd never live an independent life. (5 minutes)
- 4:30am Double Your House for Half the...: ...Money: Sarah Beeny assists newly-weds Andrew and Angharad in Northamptonshire, who have a troubling side alley, and Vicki in Sussex, who needs more space for her two small kids. (55 minutes)
- 5:25am Meet What You Eat: A show revealing all you need to know about food. Britain's top fish experts share their best kept secrets, from luxury fish and chips to feeding the whole family on the cheap. (25 minutes)
- 7:15am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Fifteen Minutes of Dick: Sally becomes a celeb when she beats up Mark Hamill in a restaurant. Dick is jealous, while as Sally's assistant, Harry becomes obsessed with keeping her on top. (25 minutes)
- 7:40am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Dick and the Single Girl: A shy librarian is attracted to Dick, while Sally realises she's attracted to Officer Don because of his uniform. Tommy and Harry write an episode of The X-Files. (25 minutes)
- 8:05am 3rd Rock from the Sun: A Nightmare on Dick Street (Part 1): Dick decides to ask Mary Albright to marry him after she announces she is going to Borneo, but his anxiety causes nightmares for the whole family. (25 minutes)
- 9:30am Frasier: Roz in the Doghouse: After injuring Roz's foot, Bulldog offers her a job as his producer. Though fearful of his advances, she accepts after a falling out with Frasier. (30 minutes)
- 10:00am Frasier: Retirement Is Murder: When Martin continues his 20-year obsession with solving a murder, Frasier steps in with his own solution: that the killer was a monkey. (30 minutes)
- 10:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Monster Isolation: After a terrible date with Lucy, Raj vows never to leave his flat again. Sheldon asks Penny to help him record a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Contractual Obligation Implementation: Leonard, Sheldon and Howard are forced to volunteer for a university committee. Raj plans a stress-free date with Lucy. (S6 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am The Simpsons: The Way We Was: The Simpsons' TV breaks down, so Marge regales the kids with the tale of how she and Homer met and fell in love, in spite of Homer's clumsy courtship techniques. (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm The Simpsons: Diatribe of a Mad Housewife: Homer is upset when Marge has a novel published about a long-suffering wife with a nightmare husband. (25 minutes)
- 12:25pm Dare to Believe: Lauren Steadman: Being born without a right arm did nothing to thwart Lauren's dreams. After two Paralympics as a swimmer, she gave paratriathlon a go and now she's a world champion targeting gold in Rio. (5 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Simpsons: Don't Fear the Roofer: The perfect storm hits Springfield causing the Simpson roof to leak. Marge isn't happy, so Homer takes a stab at fixing things, only to fall through the roof. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Hollyoaks: Joe rails against Freddie for losing the garage. Mercedes threatens to reveal Diego's lies to Myra. Esther confronts Grace over her involvement in Kim's disappearance. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Amazing Spaces Shed of the Year: George Clarke and fellow judges pick from the Eco and Unexpected categories, including a mud hut, a shed on wheels, one that rises with the tide and also a shed that's haunted. (S3 Ep2) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Friday Night Dinner: Congratulations: Adam has finally been recognised for his musical talent. But it's overshadowed when Jonny arrives home and announces he's got married. (S4 Ep3, 6) (35 minutes)
- 11:35pm Gogglebox: Brexit Special: The Goggleboxers discuss and comment on the fall-out from the EU referendum, from Boris Johnson's new job to Jeremy Corbyn and our new Prime Minister, Theresa May. (1 hour)
More 4 (14)
- 1:10am Dare to Believe: Georgie Hermitage: Growing up with cerebral palsy, Georgie rejected athletics when her coach suggested she compete in disability sport. But London 2012 changed her mind and now she's a contender for Rio. (5 minutes)
- 1:15am 24 Hours in A&E: Andy has fallen 12 feet from a tree and badly fractured both his ankles. He has no sensation in his feet. Shane, who's three, has fallen off his grandma's trampoline. (S11 Ep2) (1 hour)
- 8:55am Jamie's 15 Minute Meals: On the menu are fettuccine, smoked trout, asparagus and peas, black bean beefburgers, noodles and pickle salad. (40 minutes)
- 4:05pm Dare to Believe: Jack Rutter: About to become a professional footballer, Jack was caught in an unprovoked attack that left him with mild cerebral palsy in all four limbs. Now he will captain GB at the Paralympics. (5 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: The Out-Laws: Brand new series - An Eye for an Eye: Birgit's ambitious murder plot dredges up an old wound from the past as the secret behind her eye patch is finally revealed. In Flemish, subs. (Ep4, 8) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 10:05pm 24 Hours in A&E: This episode, filmed behind the scenes at St George's, focuses on the important links we have to our immediate family and the qualities that we inherit from our parents. (S7 Ep7, 8) (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 11:15pm 24 Hours in A&E: Retired builder Roger has fallen four metres from his daughter's roof. And Tad, 29, is at St George's with a dangerously high heart rate, which could possibly lead to a stroke. (S7 Ep8, 8) (1 hour 5 minutes)
Film4 (15)
- 1:20am The Fighter: (2010) Adult drama. Mark Wahlberg stars as the US welterweight boxer Micky Ward. With Oscar-winning support from Christian Bale and Melissa Leo. Strong language, sex, violence, drugs. (2 hours 15 minutes)
- 11:00am Napoleon Dynamite: (2004) High-school comedy starring Jon Heder. A nerdy teen from an eccentric family gains a new-found respect when he organises a friend's student election campaign. (1 hour 50 minutes)
- 4:50pm Coraline: (2009) A deliciously dark animated adventure for kids who don't mind a scare or two. A girl finds another universe where her parents have time to play with her. But all is not as it seems. (2 hours 5 minutes)
Really (17)
- 12:00am Ghost Adventures: Waverly Hills Sanitarium: Spine-tingling scrutiny as GAC investigate the harrowing halls of the Waverly Hills Sanitarium where thousands of tuberculosis patients died. (1 hour)
- 1:00am Ghost Adventures: Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum: Hair-raising haunted happenings! The ghoul-chasing gang spend a terrifying seven hours locked inside an old psychiatric hospital in West Virginia. (1 hour)
- 11:00am Ghost Adventures: Mizpah Hotel: Viewers' favourite. A nerve-jangling visit to Nevada. Zak, Nick, and Aaron check in to the historic Mizpah Hotel and pay a return visit to the Castle House. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm DIY SOS: More home improvement mishaps are remedied by Nick Knowles. This time, the team are in Pembroke Dock to help supersize a tiny family bathroom. (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm DIY SOS: Nick Knowles comes to the aid of people who have tried and failed to Do It Themselves! Here, he helps Stuart transform the shell of an extension into a funky living space. (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Ghost Adventures: Clovis Wolfe Manor: The guys creep round a Californian mansion that was once used as a hospital. People have been known to vanish here, so the boys are understandably nervous! (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Cold Justice: Kirby's Speed Shop: Real crime. Cold cases are solved. Kelly and Yolanda head to Georgia to investigate the murder of a car mechanic. Will they reach a speedy solution? (1 hour)
Yesterday (19)
- 6:25am Impossible Engineering: Maglev Train: Marvel at the sheer brilliance of the Maglev Shanghai Train, the world's fastest commercial train which can reach speeds of over 400km, h - even with leaves on the line. (45 minutes)
- 9:00am David Starkey's Monarchy: A United Kingdom: A tale of three Edwards: Edward I's bid to forge a 'United Kingdom', Edward II's disastrous rule and Edward III's restorative reign. David Starkey takes up the saga. (1 hour)
- 11:00am Impossible Engineering: Maglev Train: Marvel at the sheer brilliance of the Maglev Shanghai Train, the world's fastest commercial train which can reach speeds of over 400km, h - even with leaves on the line. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm David Starkey's Monarchy: A United Kingdom: A tale of three Edwards: Edward I's bid to forge a 'United Kingdom', Edward II's disastrous rule and Edward III's restorative reign. David Starkey takes up the saga. (1 hour)
5 USA (21)
- 12:00am CSI: New York: And Here's to You, Mrs Azrael: Crime drama. The CSIs investigate after two underage party girls die: one in a car accident, the other in the hospital after the same crash. (S3 Ep 9) (1 hour)
- 1:00am CSI: Miami: Curse of the Coffin: Forensic drama series set in Miami. A macabre incident in the morgue and a murder linked to the practice of Santeria spook the CSIs. (S5 Ep 6) (1 hour)
- 2:00am CSI: New York: Silent Night: The 19-year-old daughter of a deaf woman is found shot dead in her bedroom and Stella and Danny investigate the murder of a champion figure skater. (S3 Ep 12) (1 hour)
- 1:00pm NCIS: Dead Man Walking: Crime series. A nuclear power plant inspector has been poisoned with a lethal dose of radiation and the team races to identify those responsible. (S4 Ep 16) (1 hour)
ITV4 (24)
- 12:35am Awake: Crime thriller starring Hayden Christensen and Jessica Alba, 2007. A millionaire wakes up on the operating table to find that the surgeons are actually planning his murder (35 minutes)
- 1:10am Benidorm: The holidaymakers take up the offer of a free vacation. Martin's new girlfriend wants to break free and enjoy herself, and Mel enlists Mick's help to open his mobility shop. (1 hour)
- 2:10am Minder: It's a Sorry Lorry, Morrie: Comedy drama series. Terry leaves his fingerprints on a stolen lorry while doing a job for Arthur. (50 minutes)
- 7:20am Minder: It's a Sorry Lorry, Morrie: Comedy drama series. Terry leaves his fingerprints on a stolen lorry while doing a job for Arthur. (1 hour 5 minutes)
Home (25)
- 10:00am Escape to the Country: Devon, Cornwall: Alistair Appleton is in Devon with a couple looking for their first home together. Trouble is, one is a hoarder while the other wants a minimalist home. (1 hour)
- 11:00am Fantasy Homes by the Sea: Looe: Unmissable summer viewing! Jenni Falconer takes a sojourn to the beautiful fishing port of Looe in Cornwall to help couples who want to buy a dream property by the sea. (1 hour)
ITV2 +1 (27)
- 12:15am Family Guy: Welcome Back, Carter: Animated comedy about US family life. When Peter spills the beans about Lois's dad's affair, his wife demands a divorce and Carter returns to bachelorhood. (25 minutes)
- 12:40am Family Guy: Halloween on Spooner Street: Animated comedy. Peter and Joe team up to execute a series of Halloween pranks on unsuspecting family members, friends and neighbours. (30 minutes)
- 1:10am American Dad!: Cock of the Sleepwalk: Animated series. After Stan completes his 100th kill, he accidentally releases a benevolent side of himself while sleeping. (30 minutes)
- 1:40am American Dad!: Kung Pao Turkey: Animated series. Stan's plan to watch the football on Thanksgiving is ruined when Francine invites her parents. Her mother sets Hayley up with a Chinese bachelor. (25 minutes)
- 2:35am The Vampire Diaries: I Went to the Woods: US supernatural drama series. Stefan awakens to find himself thrown into a life or death situation with only his basic instincts to rely on. (50 minutes)
- 9:00am Emmerdale: Cain is pushed to the limit. Dan struggles with his guilt. Belle receives an unexpected offer. (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Emmerdale: Cain takes matters into his own hands. Belle is feeling pressured. Emma's suspicions are raised. (30 minutes)
- 1:15pm Emmerdale: Cain is pushed to the limit. Dan struggles with his guilt. Belle receives an unexpected offer. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Emmerdale: Cain takes matters into his own hands. Belle is feeling pressured. Emma's suspicions are raised. (30 minutes)
E4 (28)
- 3:00am Angie Tribeca: Brand new series - A Coldie but a Goodie: When several elderly people are killed in what look like accidental falls down the stairs, Tribeca begins to suspect foul play. (S2 Ep5, 10) (20 minutes)
- 6:00am Hollyoaks: Mercedes exposes Maria's betrayal. Jesse forces Grace to go to the wedding - with handcuffs! Kim doubts Esther's feelings for her - will she go through with the marriage? (25 minutes)
- 6:25am Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: It's day 9, and some brand new tourists brighten up Brendan's day, as does some action-packed blob jumping. (Ep9, 30) (25 minutes)
- 6:50am Melissa & Joey: Waiting for Mr Right: Joe teases Mel when she brings home a guy who's boring, but she feels the pressure to be in a relationship when her last single friend gets engaged. (S1 Ep20, 30) (20 minutes)
- 7:10am How I Met Your Mother: The Platinum Rule: Ted's friends discourage him from going on a date with his attractive tattoo-removal doctor, despite his enthusiasm for the idea. (30 minutes)
- 7:40am How I Met Your Mother: No Tomorrow: Lily and Marshall host a games night in honour of St Patrick's Day, but Barney is determined to go out instead and coaxes Ted into coming with him. (25 minutes)
- 9:00am The Goldbergs: The Tasty Boys: Adam and Barry team up to form a rap super-group just like the Beastie Boys. Beverly puts pressure on Murray to let her redesign the kitchen. (S3 Ep11, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am The Goldbergs: Baio and Switch: To get closer to Barry and Erica, Beverly promises to bring actor Scott Baio to town for a charity event. Adam gets into a tricky situation. (S3 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm How I Met Your Mother: Ten Sessions: Ted is turned down for a date by Stella, his dermatologist, and starts being pleasant to her receptionist Abby (Britney Spears) to get on her good side. (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm How I Met Your Mother: The Bracket: Barney tries to track down a mystery female who is warning other women not to sleep with him, but the list of potential candidates is long. (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Roommate Transmogrification: Raj decides to become Sheldon's flatmate after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Skank Reflex Analysis: Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Melissa & Joey: All Politics Is Local: Mel's father returns to town to lobby for a political bill that Mel is opposed to. Lennox's poems catch the attention of a popular classmate. (S1 Ep24, 30) (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm Melissa & Joey: The Other Longo: When Joe's photographer brother Tony visits, Mel is impressed by his work and asks him to take some shots of her. Lennox avoids Ryder when he has a cold. (S1 Ep25, 30) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm The Goldbergs: Double Dare: After watching a game show together for years, Adam and Emmy are excited to learn that the producers will be holding auditions at their school. (S3 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Goldbergs: Lainey Loves Lionel: Barry takes inspiration from Lionel Richie and sets about creating a sculpture of Lainey as the ultimate Valentine's Day gift. (S3 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Pulled Groin Extrapolation: Leonard goes as Amy's date to a colleague's wedding. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Hollyoaks: Joe's world is turned upside down when he discovers Mercedes and Diego's secret texts. Warren and Freddie come up with a plan to save the garage from repossession. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm New: Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: Day 10 of the high-speed reality contest and in sunny southern France one tourist takes a shine to a local handball instructor. (Ep10, 30) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Extract Obliteration: Sheldon gets excited when Stephen Hawking agrees to play against him in an online game. Penny signs up for a class at community college. (S6 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Egg Salad Equivalency: Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment and sent to Human Resources, where he ends up dragging Leonard, Raj and Howard into trouble too. (S6 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:45pm The Big Bang Theory: The Commitment Determination: Sheldon pressures Leonard and Penny to choose a date for their wedding while dealing with changes in his own relationship. (S8 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:15pm The Big Bang Theory: Pilot: Leonard and Sheldon are brilliant physicists but have no luck when it comes to understanding women. All this begins to change when the beautiful Penny moves in next door. (S1 Ep1, 17) (35 minutes)
- 11:50pm Tattoo Fixers on Holiday: Brand new series: The Mediterranean pop-up parlour gets a visit from Sophie, who has an unusual animal-inspired tattoo, and Jay takes on best mates Sam and Laura's cheeky stickmen. (Ep2, 8) (1 hour)
E4+1 (29)
- 12:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Graduation Transmission: Leonard is invited to give the commencement address at his former high school. Howard and Sheldon can't make a toy drone fly. (S8 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
- 12:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Maternal Combustion: Personalities collide when Sheldon and Leonard's mothers finally meet. Howard decides to 'man up' and do his share of the housework. (S8 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:00am Angie Tribeca: Brand new series - A Coldie but a Goodie: When several elderly people are killed in what look like accidental falls down the stairs, Tribeca begins to suspect foul play. (S2 Ep5, 10) (20 minutes)
- 7:00am Hollyoaks: Mercedes exposes Maria's betrayal. Jesse forces Grace to go to the wedding - with handcuffs! Kim doubts Esther's feelings for her - will she go through with the marriage? (25 minutes)
- 7:25am Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: It's day 9, and some brand new tourists brighten up Brendan's day, as does some action-packed blob jumping. (Ep9, 30) (25 minutes)
- 7:50am Melissa & Joey: Waiting for Mr Right: Joe teases Mel when she brings home a guy who's boring, but she feels the pressure to be in a relationship when her last single friend gets engaged. (S1 Ep20, 30) (20 minutes)
- 8:10am How I Met Your Mother: The Platinum Rule: Ted's friends discourage him from going on a date with his attractive tattoo-removal doctor, despite his enthusiasm for the idea. (30 minutes)
- 8:40am How I Met Your Mother: No Tomorrow: Lily and Marshall host a games night in honour of St Patrick's Day, but Barney is determined to go out instead and coaxes Ted into coming with him. (25 minutes)
- 10:00am The Goldbergs: The Tasty Boys: Adam and Barry team up to form a rap super-group just like the Beastie Boys. Beverly puts pressure on Murray to let her redesign the kitchen. (S3 Ep11, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am The Goldbergs: Baio and Switch: To get closer to Barry and Erica, Beverly promises to bring actor Scott Baio to town for a charity event. Adam gets into a tricky situation. (S3 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm How I Met Your Mother: Ten Sessions: Ted is turned down for a date by Stella, his dermatologist, and starts being pleasant to her receptionist Abby (Britney Spears) to get on her good side. (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm How I Met Your Mother: The Bracket: Barney tries to track down a mystery female who is warning other women not to sleep with him, but the list of potential candidates is long. (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Roommate Transmogrification: Raj decides to become Sheldon's flatmate after hearing Leonard and Priya engaging in a Star Trek bedroom fantasy. (S4 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Skank Reflex Analysis: Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Melissa & Joey: All Politics Is Local: Mel's father returns to town to lobby for a political bill that Mel is opposed to. Lennox's poems catch the attention of a popular classmate. (S1 Ep24, 30) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Melissa & Joey: The Other Longo: When Joe's photographer brother Tony visits, Mel is impressed by his work and asks him to take some shots of her. Lennox avoids Ryder when he has a cold. (S1 Ep25, 30) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Goldbergs: Double Dare: After watching a game show together for years, Adam and Emmy are excited to learn that the producers will be holding auditions at their school. (S3 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Goldbergs: Lainey Loves Lionel: Barry takes inspiration from Lionel Richie and sets about creating a sculpture of Lainey as the ultimate Valentine's Day gift. (S3 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Pulled Groin Extrapolation: Leonard goes as Amy's date to a colleague's wedding. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Hollyoaks: Joe's world is turned upside down when he discovers Mercedes and Diego's secret texts. Warren and Freddie come up with a plan to save the garage from repossession. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm New: Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: Day 10 of the high-speed reality contest and in sunny southern France one tourist takes a shine to a local handball instructor. (Ep10, 30) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Extract Obliteration: Sheldon gets excited when Stephen Hawking agrees to play against him in an online game. Penny signs up for a class at community college. (S6 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Egg Salad Equivalency: Sheldon is accused of sexual harassment and sent to Human Resources, where he ends up dragging Leonard, Raj and Howard into trouble too. (S6 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:45pm The Big Bang Theory: The Commitment Determination: Sheldon pressures Leonard and Penny to choose a date for their wedding while dealing with changes in his own relationship. (S8 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
5STAR (30)
- 3:00pm Neighbours: Elly is forced to face her past when her life is threatened. Xanthe is broken hearted when she sees that Ben and Alison are together. Sonya confronts Clive at The Waterhole (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm Home and Away: VJ is stunned when Billie tells him that she is falling in love with him. Olivia and Chris are shaken to the core when they receive picture messages of Irene from her kidnapper. (30 minutes)
ITV +1 (33)
- 12:40am Murder, She Wrote: An Egg to Die For: Murder mystery featuring crime writer and sleuth Jessica Fletcher. A stolen Faberge egg turns up in Miami, where Jessica is attending a book fair. (55 minutes)
- 8:00pm Emmerdale: Belle struggles with a secret. Moira is at breaking point. James makes a decision. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Coronation Street: Sean gives Eileen a difficult choice. Gary hides from the truth. Leanne admits she still has feelings for Nick. (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm Coronation Street: Sean makes Eileen's decision for her. Gary puts his head before his heart. Battle lines are drawn between Nick and Robert. (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm Doc Martin: Control-Alt-Delete: Drama series. Martin reaches breaking point after being followed around by stray dog Buddy, so Louisa persuades him to find the dog a new home with a local vet. (1 hour)
- 11:40pm Public Enemies: Thriller starring Johnny Depp and Christian Bale, 2009. FBI agent Purvis is appointed to catch 1930s bank robber John Dillinger in a gritty manhunt of street tactics (2 hours 35 minutes)
ITV3+1 (34)
- 7:55pm Murder, She Wrote: Hit, Run and Homicide: Murder mystery series about a sleuthing writer. Jessica attempts to prove the innocence of eccentric inventor Daniel O'Brien when he is accused of murder. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:00pm Birds of a Feather: Birds on a Plane: Essex-based sitcom about sisters Tracey and Sharon. Dorien is treating Sharon and Tracey to a Christmas trip to the Canaries, but will it be plane sailing? (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm Birds of a Feather: There's Something About Sharon: Essex-based sitcom about Tracey and Sharon. Sharon amazes the others when it turns out that she has a high IQ, something Dorien tries to exploit. (30 minutes)
- 11:00pm Law & Order: UK: Line Up: An enquiry is launched when the murder of a teenage girl is shown in an online video. The girl and her attackers are identified but a lack of hard evidence hampers the case. (1 hour)
Channel 5+1 (44)
- 2:15pm Home and Away: VJ is stunned when Billie tells him that she is falling in love with him. Olivia and Chris are shaken to the core when they receive picture messages of Irene from her kidnapper. (30 minutes)
- 2:45pm Neighbours: Elly is forced to face her past when her life is threatened. Xanthe is broken hearted when she sees that Ben and Alison are together. Sonya confronts Clive at The Waterhole (30 minutes)
- 3:15pm NCIS: Gone: American crime drama. The latest case sees the team conduct a desperate search for a kidnapped teenager whose abductors killed a navy officer. (S10 Ep 8) (1 hour)
- 6:30pm Neighbours: Elly is forced to face her past when her life is threatened. Xanthe is broken hearted when she sees that Ben and Alison are together. Sonya confronts Clive at The Waterhole (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Home and Away: VJ is stunned when Billie tells him that she is falling in love with him. Olivia and Chris are shaken to the core when they receive picture messages of Irene from her kidnapper. (30 minutes)
Film4+1 (45)
- 2:20am The Fighter: (2010) Adult drama. Mark Wahlberg stars as the US welterweight boxer Micky Ward. With Oscar-winning support from Christian Bale and Melissa Leo. Strong language, sex, violence, drugs. (2 hours 15 minutes)
- 12:00pm Napoleon Dynamite: (2004) High-school comedy starring Jon Heder. A nerdy teen from an eccentric family gains a new-found respect when he organises a friend's student election campaign. (1 hour 50 minutes)
- 5:50pm Coraline: (2009) A deliciously dark animated adventure for kids who don't mind a scare or two. A girl finds another universe where her parents have time to play with her. But all is not as it seems. (2 hours 5 minutes)
Challenge (46)
- 3:00am Total Wipeout UK: Hosts Richard Hammond and Amanda Byram set twenty brave and bonkers contestants loose on an extreme obstacle course in Argentina with the chance of winning 10,000. (1 hour)
- 4:00am Robot Wars: "Extreme": The awesome 'Panic Attack' wages war on the fiercest robots from Holland, Germany and the USA in Robot Wars Extreme - The International Inferno. (S5, ep 3) (1 hour)
- 5:00am Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year...: ...Old? It's back to the classroom for more brave grown-ups, as they attempt to answer questions any 10 year old could answer. Sounds easy? Think again! Dick and Dom present. (23, 50) (1 hour)
- 8:00am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm The Chase USA: Mark Labbett AKA 'The Beast' from The Chase UK travels across the pond to put American contestants through their paces and test who can answer questions faster than he can. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Total Wipeout UK: Hosts Richard Hammond and Amanda Byram set twenty brave and bonkers contestants loose on an extreme obstacle course in Argentina with the chance of winning 10,000. (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Robot Wars: "Extreme": The current World Champion 'Razer' settles old scores in a grudge match to end all grudge matches in Robot Wars Extreme - The Ultimate Vengeance. (S5, ep 4) (1 hour)
4seven (47)
- 12:05am Flying to the Ends of the Earth: Arthur Williams flies into extremely remote and extremely cold Siberia, where he experiences a helicopter crash, which leaves him facing a long drive on ice roads. (S2 Ep1, 3) (1 hour)
- 1:05am Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks and...: ...Tattoos: Katie Piper meets Martina and her inflatable N-cup breasts, while Joe no longer sees the funny side of his X-rated tatts, and Tyne regrets her eyebrow raise. (S3 Ep6, 8) (55 minutes)
- 2:00am Naked Attraction: DJ Darryl is used to seeing women all dressed up in clubs. Will stripping everything back help? And Ania is looking for a mate who won't disappoint when the clothes come off. (Ep2) (55 minutes)
- 2:55am George Clarke's Amazing Spaces: George Clarke celebrates small design spaces. George meets a couple who plan to transform a 1960s ambulance into a campervan; and another who want to turn their basement into an aquarium. (55 minutes)
- 11:00am The World's Weirdest Weather: Series examining some of the planet's most extraordinary weather phenomena. The first programme includes an upside down rainbow and glow-in-the-dark ocean waves. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Phil: Secret Agent Down Under: Phil Spencer surprises the unsuspecting O'Hare family and helps them to find the perfect home in his favourite Australian city: Melbourne. (1 hour)
Channel 5+24 (55)
- 2:45am Home and Away: Alf is brought back to life after flat-lining, but doctors warn that he may never fully recover. Hunter's grief overwhelms him and he heads to the police statrion to find Andy. (25 minutes)
- 3:10am Secrets Of Underground Britain: Documentary series. In this episode, Rob visits London, revealing a mysterious side to England's capital that very few people ever get to see. (S1 Ep 2) (50 minutes)
- 1:15pm Home and Away: Josh is arrested for his involvement in Jake's murder. Zac steps in when he notices that VJ is prioritising Billie over his studies. Ash apologises to Kat for breaking her secret. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Neighbours: Elly saves Nell from the snake only to get bitten herself. Xanthe is hurt when Alison claims Ben wrote her a romantic ballad. Amy tries to make amends when her date ends awkwardly. (30 minutes)
- 2:15pm NCIS: Shell Shock (Part II): American crime drama. Gibbs continues to work with Captain Wescott while he retraces his steps in order to help the team track down a terrorist. (S10 Ep 7) (1 hour)
5USA+1 (78)
- 1:00am CSI: New York: And Here's to You, Mrs Azrael: Crime drama. The CSIs investigate after two underage party girls die: one in a car accident, the other in the hospital after the same crash. (S3 Ep 9) (1 hour)
- 2:00am CSI: Miami: Curse of the Coffin: Forensic drama series set in Miami. A macabre incident in the morgue and a murder linked to the practice of Santeria spook the CSIs. (S5 Ep 6) (1 hour)
- 3:00am CSI: New York: Silent Night: The 19-year-old daughter of a deaf woman is found shot dead in her bedroom and Stella and Danny investigate the murder of a champion figure skater. (S3 Ep 12) (1 hour)
Dave ja vu (84)
- 9:10am Top Gear: Jeremy reports on the Porsche GT3 RS and Ferrari 360 Challenge Stradale, while Richard searches for a Dodge Charger. Model and singer Jordan is the Star in a Reasonably Priced Car. (50 minutes)
- 1:00pm Top Gear: Best of British: Four-wheeled fun and outrageous opinions in the motoring magazine. Clarkson drives a rare Alfa Romeo in Italy, while Jack Whitehall is the latest star to take to the track. (1 hour)
BBC ONE HD (101)
- 10:00am Homes Under the Hammer: Property renovation series. A London flat in a 1960s block, a semi in Staffordshire and a quirky cottage in Cornwall are all sold under the hammer. (1 hour)
- 12:15pm Bargain Hunt: Carmarthen: Christina Trevanion presents from Welsh capital Cardiff, with experts Richard Madley and Caroline Hawley. The teams head to Jacobs Market to bag a bargain. (45 minutes)
- 1:45pm Red Rock: 20, 40. Soap opera. A member of the public walks into the station with an unusual request. Rachel insists on protecting Brian, and unless she tells the truth he may go free. (40 minutes)
- 2:25pm Escape to the Country: Worcestershire: Property series. Ginny Buckley helps a married couple find their ideal rural property in Worcestershire with a £410,000 budget. (1 hour)
- 3:25pm Garden Rescue: 20, 20. Blackburn: Garden renovation series with Charlie Dimmock and garden designers the Rich brothers. A young couple longing for a Japanese garden get a zen space with a teahouse. (45 minutes)
Channel 4 HD (104)
- 12:00am Dare to Believe: Jordanne Whiley: The Paralympic tennis player broke her legs 26 times as a child and was bullied due to brittle bone disease. Now she has Grand Slam titles, a bronze in 2012 and is going for gold in Rio. (5 minutes)
- 12:05am Naked Attraction: DJ Darryl is used to seeing women all dressed up in clubs. Will stripping everything back help? And Ania is looking for a mate who won't disappoint when the clothes come off. (Ep2) (55 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Simpsons: Don't Fear the Roofer: The perfect storm hits Springfield causing the Simpson roof to leak. Marge isn't happy, so Homer takes a stab at fixing things, only to fall through the roof. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Hollyoaks: Joe rails against Freddie for losing the garage. Mercedes threatens to reveal Diego's lies to Myra. Esther confronts Grace over her involvement in Kim's disappearance. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Amazing Spaces Shed of the Year: George Clarke and fellow judges pick from the Eco and Unexpected categories, including a mud hut, a shed on wheels, one that rises with the tide and also a shed that's haunted. (S3 Ep2) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Friday Night Dinner: Congratulations: Adam has finally been recognised for his musical talent. But it's overshadowed when Jonny arrives home and announces he's got married. (S4 Ep3, 6) (35 minutes)
- 10:35pm Gogglebox: Brexit Special: The Goggleboxers discuss and comment on the fall-out from the EU referendum, from Boris Johnson's new job to Jeremy Corbyn and our new Prime Minister, Theresa May. (1 hour)
- 11:35pm Man Down: The Visa: Dan tries to keep his plan to emigrate to the USA moving, but with the complicated issue of a visa to negotiate he knows he needs to draw on all his inner strength. (S3 Ep4, 6) (30 minutes)
Channel 4+1 HD (109)
- 12:00am The Job Interview: A waste disposal company want an executive assistant, and party planners Snapdragon are looking for an events co-ordinator who's comfortable around billionaires and minor royalty. (Ep4) (1 hour)
- 1:00am Dare to Believe: Jordanne Whiley: The Paralympic tennis player broke her legs 26 times as a child and was bullied due to brittle bone disease. Now she has Grand Slam titles, a bronze in 2012 and is going for gold in Rio. (5 minutes)
- 1:05am Naked Attraction: DJ Darryl is used to seeing women all dressed up in clubs. Will stripping everything back help? And Ania is looking for a mate who won't disappoint when the clothes come off. (Ep2) (55 minutes)
- 2:00am The World's Weirdest Weather: How did weird weather turn Lake Erie pea green? Plus, New York's beautiful 'Manhattanhenge' sunset, moustache clouds, weather bombs, giant mushroom-shaped rocks and more. (S2 Ep2) (1 hour)
- 3:00am Child Genius: The Final: Quizmaster Richard Osman tests the five gifted finalists in their specialist subjects. The last two standing then advance to the head to head final round. (S7 Ep4, 4) (55 minutes)
- 3:55am How Safe Is Your Car?: Channel 4 Dispatches: With new evidence indicating that some cars might not perform as well in real crashes as their safety rating suggests, Dispatches investigates car safety. (30 minutes)
- 4:25am Dare to Believe: Hannah Cockroft: Portrait of the wheelchair athlete whose dad welded her first racing chair after she decided to follow her sporting dreams in spite of doctors saying she'd never live an independent life. (5 minutes)
- 4:30am Double Your House for Half the...: ...Money: Sarah Beeny assists newly-weds Andrew and Angharad in Northamptonshire, who have a troubling side alley, and Vicki in Sussex, who needs more space for her two small kids. (55 minutes)
- 5:25am Meet What You Eat: A show revealing all you need to know about food. Britain's top fish experts share their best kept secrets, from luxury fish and chips to feeding the whole family on the cheap. (25 minutes)
- 7:15am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Fifteen Minutes of Dick: Sally becomes a celeb when she beats up Mark Hamill in a restaurant. Dick is jealous, while as Sally's assistant, Harry becomes obsessed with keeping her on top. (25 minutes)
- 7:40am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Dick and the Single Girl: A shy librarian is attracted to Dick, while Sally realises she's attracted to Officer Don because of his uniform. Tommy and Harry write an episode of The X-Files. (25 minutes)
- 8:05am 3rd Rock from the Sun: A Nightmare on Dick Street (Part 1): Dick decides to ask Mary Albright to marry him after she announces she is going to Borneo, but his anxiety causes nightmares for the whole family. (25 minutes)
- 9:30am Frasier: Roz in the Doghouse: After injuring Roz's foot, Bulldog offers her a job as his producer. Though fearful of his advances, she accepts after a falling out with Frasier. (30 minutes)
- 10:00am Frasier: Retirement Is Murder: When Martin continues his 20-year obsession with solving a murder, Frasier steps in with his own solution: that the killer was a monkey. (30 minutes)
- 10:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Monster Isolation: After a terrible date with Lucy, Raj vows never to leave his flat again. Sheldon asks Penny to help him record a new episode of Fun with Flags. (S6 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:00am The Big Bang Theory: The Contractual Obligation Implementation: Leonard, Sheldon and Howard are forced to volunteer for a university committee. Raj plans a stress-free date with Lucy. (S6 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am The Simpsons: The Way We Was: The Simpsons' TV breaks down, so Marge regales the kids with the tale of how she and Homer met and fell in love, in spite of Homer's clumsy courtship techniques. (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm The Simpsons: Diatribe of a Mad Housewife: Homer is upset when Marge has a novel published about a long-suffering wife with a nightmare husband. (25 minutes)
- 12:25pm Dare to Believe: Lauren Steadman: Being born without a right arm did nothing to thwart Lauren's dreams. After two Paralympics as a swimmer, she gave paratriathlon a go and now she's a world champion targeting gold in Rio. (5 minutes)
4seven HD (110)
- 12:05am Flying to the Ends of the Earth: Arthur Williams flies into extremely remote and extremely cold Siberia, where he experiences a helicopter crash, which leaves him facing a long drive on ice roads. (S2 Ep1, 3) (1 hour)
- 1:05am Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks and...: ...Tattoos: Katie Piper meets Martina and her inflatable N-cup breasts, while Joe no longer sees the funny side of his X-rated tatts, and Tyne regrets her eyebrow raise. (S3 Ep6, 8) (55 minutes)
- 2:00am Naked Attraction: DJ Darryl is used to seeing women all dressed up in clubs. Will stripping everything back help? And Ania is looking for a mate who won't disappoint when the clothes come off. (Ep2) (55 minutes)
- 2:55am George Clarke's Amazing Spaces: George Clarke celebrates small design spaces. George meets a couple who plan to transform a 1960s ambulance into a campervan; and another who want to turn their basement into an aquarium. (55 minutes)
- 11:00am The World's Weirdest Weather: Series examining some of the planet's most extraordinary weather phenomena. The first programme includes an upside down rainbow and glow-in-the-dark ocean waves. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Phil: Secret Agent Down Under: Phil Spencer surprises the unsuspecting O'Hare family and helps them to find the perfect home in his favourite Australian city: Melbourne. (1 hour)
CBBC (120)
- 11:20am Bottersnikes & Gumbles: 1, 52. The Gumbledex: Animated series. Tink is desperate to get his name into the Gumbledex, a record of outstanding Gumble achievements, and so sets out to break a record. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 11:35am Danger Mouse: Danger Mouse Begins... Again!: Animated series. Danger Mouse explodes back into action and is instantly dismissed for destroying half of London. Can the world survive? Also in HD. (20 minutes)
- 1:40pm Bottersnikes & Gumbles: 1, 52. The Gumbledex: Tink is desperate to get his name into the Gumbledex. Also in HD. Followed by OOglies. (20 minutes)
- 3:20pm Sidekick: Super Frenemies: Animated series following four friends as they train at the Academy for Aspiring Sidekicks. Eric dumps Trevor as his best friend. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 3:45pm Bottersnikes & Gumbles: 9, 52. Toot On Duty: Animated series. When a nasty case of the Snike flu spreads through the Gumbletree, Toot is forced to overcome his greatest fear and venture back to Snike Hill. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:15pm Secret Life of Boys: 2, 5. Make Yourself at Home: Comedy drama series. Corey and Bob leave Ginger and her cousins alone together in the hope that they will bond while they have the house to themselves. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 6:00pm New: Bottersnikes & Gumbles: 10, 52. Gumble Magnetism: Tink, Bounce and Willi attempt to use Bottersnike's giant magnet against the Snikes. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 6:50pm Danger Mouse: The Return of Danger K: Animated series. When an old enemy returns, Colonel K must come out of retirement to save the world from an outbreak of rudeness. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:00pm Horrible Histories: 6, 13. Historical sketch show. An evil Greek god guests on a daytime chat show, a rich Georgian swaps his wife with a peasant, and some weird medieval monsters make an appearance. (30 minutes)
- 8:25pm The Dumping Ground: 2, 20. Grand Theft DG: Drama series. Sinister new resident Ryan arrives and shows he does not care about how far he will go to get what he wants. Also in HD. (35 minutes)
CBeebies (121)
- 6:25am Timmy Time: 8, 28. Ballerina Timmy: Animated adventures of a lamb at nursery school. Timmy is enthralled by Mittens's new music box, which has a splendid ballerina on top. (10 minutes)
- 7:10am Twirlywoos: Upside Down: The Twirlywoos learn about upside down when they watch a gallery owner hanging paintings. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:40am The Furchester Hotel: Animal Talk: Preschool puppet show. It is a catastrophe when Phoebe loses her voice. She is the only Furchester who can talk to animal guests - how will they understand them? Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 8:05am Octonauts: 4, 22. Great White Shark: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. Peso must perform an emergency fin bandage on a hungry great white shark. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 9:00am Time for School: Documentary series about starting school. The police pay a surprise visit to Mere Green Primary School to tell the class all about their job. (10 minutes)
- 9:10am Bing: Boo: Children's animation. Coco shows Bing how to do really good big boos, and together they make Flop jump. Bing then finds out the power of boo has to be scaled down for babies. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 9:15am Bing: Voosh!: Children's animation. Bing is vooshing with Hoppity around the garden, making him fly higher and higher. With one particularly enthusiastic throw, Hoppity disappears. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 12:15pm I Can Cook on the Go: 13, 26. Disco Pops and Tap Dancing: Children's cookery programme. Katy and her friends make disco pops and have fun tap dancing together. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 12:45pm Melody: 13, 20. Up the Hill: Melody listens to A Night on the Bare Mountain by Mussorgsky after a day of kite flying. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 1:00pm Time for School: Documentary series about starting school. The police pay a surprise visit to Mere Green Primary School to tell the class all about their job. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 1:10pm Bing: Boo: Children's animation. Coco shows Bing how to do really good big boos, and together they make Flop jump. Bing then finds out the power of boo has to be scaled down for babies. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 1:15pm Bing: Voosh!: Children's animation. Bing is vooshing with Hoppity around the garden, making him fly higher and higher. With one particularly enthusiastic throw, Hoppity disappears. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 1:30pm Twirlywoos: Upside Down: The Twirlywoos learn about upside down when they watch a gallery owner hanging paintings. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 3:50pm Grandpa in My Pocket: Grandpa's Busy Bee Day: Jason is off school with a sore throat, so Grandpa is looking after him. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 4:45pm Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Big Bad Badger: Animated series. When Tommy Brock decides to move into the Farmyard, Mittens needs Peter Rabbit's help to evict him! Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 6:00pm Charlie and Lola: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Too Many Big Words: Children's animation with the brother and sister. Usually Lola just loves going to school, but recently she's not been so keen. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
CITV (122)
- 8:55am Thunderbirds Are Go: Slingshot: Adventure series. A malfunction at a mining operation sends an asteroid careening towards the sun endangering a crewman, so Thunderbird 3 attempts a rescue mission. (30 minutes)
- 10:00am Mr Bean: Viral Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean becomes a famous internet sensation. (15 minutes)
- 10:15am Mr Bean: Super Spy: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean is obsessed by his TV hero Super Spy and is excited when his very own Super Spy kit arrives in the post. (15 minutes)
- 10:30am Mr Bean: Scout Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean becomes scoutmaster for the day, but his obsession with badge collecting does not win him any friends. (15 minutes)
- 10:45am Mr Bean: Back to School: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean inadvertently becomes a teacher - but can he control the unruly class? (15 minutes)
- 11:00am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Tells the Truth: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. Henry discovers that telling the truth is not always easy, especially when it is Moody Margaret. (15 minutes)
- 11:15am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Phantom Phone: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. Henry has finally got his very own mobile phone - or has he? (15 minutes)
- 11:30am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Loses Rude Ralph: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. Rude Ralph is missing! Could the Evil Guardian really be responsible? (15 minutes)
- 11:45am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Eco Warrior: Animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. When Henry becomes the school's recycling ambassador, he finds that a bit of power can go a long way! (15 minutes)
- 1:00pm Mr Bean: Lord Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean finds out he is a lord and visits his Scottish family home - but keeping a castle is a costly business. (15 minutes)
- 1:15pm Mr Bean: Car Wars: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean finally has a showdown with the mysterious Reliant Robin. Who will be the victor? (15 minutes)
- 1:30pm Mr Bean: Wedding Day: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean has to get the bride to the church on time - any way he can! (15 minutes)
- 1:45pm Mr Bean: Bean Phone: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean wants a smart phone but they are too expensive - especially when you can build your own! (15 minutes)
- 2:00pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Gives It All Away: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. Henry decides that he has got too much stuff, but giving it all away is easier said than done! (15 minutes)
- 2:15pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Rewrites the Rules: Adventures of a mischievous boy. Peter discovers that you can please everyone most of the time, at least he thinks he can. (15 minutes)
- 2:30pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry's Marvellous Motto: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. There is a motto for every occasion, as Henry finds out to his cost! (15 minutes)
- 2:45pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry's Daring Deed: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. It is the first day of a new term and Henry is not ready for school. Not ready at all! (15 minutes)
- 3:00pm Thunderbirds Are Go: Slingshot: Adventure series. A malfunction at a mining operation sends an asteroid careening towards the sun endangering a crewman, so Thunderbird 3 attempts a rescue mission. (30 minutes)
- 3:55pm My Parents Are Aliens: Educating Sophie: Sophie accompanies Lucy to advanced maths classes at night school, and becomes fascinated by her teacher. (25 minutes)
- 4:20pm My Parents Are Aliens: Wheels of Misfortune Part One: Brian goes out to get a bike but comes home in a wheelchair, and can't understand why the children are so horrified. (20 minutes)
- 4:40pm My Parents Are Aliens: Wheels of Misfortune Part Two: Brian's enthusiasm for being disabled threatens to get out of hand. (25 minutes)
Saturday 6th August
BBC TWO (2)
- 2:05am Forces of Nature with Brian Cox: 3, 4. The Moth and the Flame: How the Earth's beauty is created by just a handful of forces. In this episode, Brian investigates the building blocks of life. Contains some upsetting scenes. (1 hour)
- 3:05am One Night in 2012 - An Imagine Special: Alan Yentob tells the story of London's Olympic Opening Ceremony as seen through the eyes of its artistic director Danny Boyle and his creative team. (1 hour 40 minutes)
- 12:00pm The Hairy Bikers' Northern Exposure: 3, 6. Russia: The Bikers travel to Russia. The papers are awash with stories of Russia's latest anti-western political play and the Bikers are nervous. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Bargain Hunt: Newark: Antiques challenge. Presenter Tim Wonnacott and two teams of bargain hunters comb Newark Antiques Fair, with help from experts Chris Gower and Anita Manning. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 2:45pm Escape to the Country: Peak District: Buyers are helped to find their dream homes. Jules Hudson joins the house search in the Peak District to help a military family with £700,000. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 4:20pm Full Steam Ahead: 2, 6. Series exploring the expansion of railways in the Victorian era. As the idea of transporting people rather than just goods took hold, passenger comfort became a priority. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 7:30pm Full Steam Ahead: 3, 6. Series exploring the expansion of railways in the Victorian era. Ruth Goodman, Alex Langlands and Peter Ginn find out how railways transformed the British diet. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm The Mystery of Van Gogh's Ear: What happened on the December night when Vincent van Gogh took a blade to his own ear? Contains some upsetting scenes. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 11:15pm Versailles: 9, 10. The traitor strikes in the palace prison and Henriette has a rocky reunion with her brother, Charles II of England. Contains some violence. Also in HD. Followed by Inside Versailles. (1 hour)
ITV (3)
- 3:00am Murder, She Wrote: The Bottom Line Is Murder: Murder mystery series. When the host of a consumer TV show is murdered, one of Jessica's friends is arrested. She is convinced he was the intended victim. (50 minutes)
- 6:25am Pat & Stan: Astro-Spountz: Pat the hippo and his friend Stan the yellow dog manage to turn every event into the craziest of adventures! Pat and Stan decide to surprise Stephanie on her birthday. (10 minutes)
- 7:35am Thunderbirds Are Go: Skyhook: Reboot of the classic children's adventure series. International Rescue scrambles all craft to rescue the crew of CIRRUS - a high-atmosphere weather station. (25 minutes)
- 9:25am Murder, She Wrote: Danse Diabolique: Murder mystery series. Jessica Fletcher's suspicions are aroused when a prima ballerina dies during a performance of a Russian ballet rumoured to be cursed. (55 minutes)
- 10:20am Murder, She Wrote: The Witch's Curse: Murder mystery series. Sleuthing scribe Jessica Fletcher investigates a murder resulting from the re-enactment of a witchcraft trial in modern-day Cabot Cove. (1 hour)
- 11:20am Columbo: Etude in Black: Columbo investigates a conductor whose lover dies after threatening to expose their affair to the conductor's wife. The death appears to be suicide, but Columbo has other ideas. (2 hours)
- 2:35pm Doc Martin: The Family Way: Martin's parents make an unexpected visit to Cornwall to stay with their son. There is a surprise in store for Portwenn Primary's school secretary. (1 hour 5 minutes)
Channel 4 (4)
- 12:05am A Granny's Guide to the Modern...: ...World: Barry Humphries and his senior investigative reporters tackle modern life's mysteries. Trish, Margot and Daphne try marijuana. Plus political correctness, and swearing. (S1 Ep1, 3) (25 minutes)
- 12:30am Dare to Believe: Lauren Steadman: Being born without a right arm did nothing to thwart Lauren's dreams. After two Paralympics as a swimmer, she gave paratriathlon a go and now she's a world champion targeting gold in Rio. (5 minutes)
- 2:15am Peep Show: Jeremy and Super Hans come to blows over the rights to a tune they wrote back in the noughties, while Mark's play date with his son doesn't quite go to plan. (S9 Ep5, 6) (30 minutes)
- 2:45am Peep Show: It's the last ever Peep Show from the El Dude Brothers. Jeremy is turning 40 - and it's hitting him hard - while Mark makes an audacious attempt to win the woman of his dreams. (S9 Ep6, 6) (25 minutes)
- 3:10am Dare to Believe: Georgie Hermitage: Growing up with cerebral palsy, Georgie rejected athletics when her coach suggested she compete in disability sport. But London 2012 changed her mind and now she's a contender for Rio. (5 minutes)
- 3:15am Double Your House for Half the...: ...Money: Sarah Beeny meets Jo and Keith, who have plans to more than double the size of their 1930s house in Swindon, and Mei and Yui Tse plan an extension in St Albans, Hertfordshire. (55 minutes)
- 10:00am Dare to Believe: Ali Jawad: Intimate profile of the Paralympic powerlifter who went from being born in the Lebanon without legs to competing on the biggest stage. He faced upset in 2012, can he turn it around in Rio? (5 minutes)
- 10:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Deception Verification: Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:35am The Big Bang Theory: The Scavenger Vortex: Raj organises an epic and demanding scavenger hunt for the group of friends, designed to test their scientific knowledge and common sense. (S7 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:05am The Simpsons: The Last Temptation of Krust: When Krusty shuns his old routines in favour of edgier material, he suddenly becomes the hottest comic in showbusiness. (30 minutes)
- 11:35am The Simpsons: Bart Carny: Homer and Bart get jobs working at the fair, but because of Homer's stupidity, a fair worker and his son lose their jobs. So they steal the Simpsons' house. (30 minutes)
- 6:55pm Dare to Believe: Jack Rutter: About to become a professional footballer, Jack was caught in an unprovoked attack that left him with mild cerebral palsy in all four limbs. Now he will captain GB at the Paralympics. (5 minutes)
- 9:00pm Super 8: (2011) Sci-fi thriller. Three children (Joel Courtney, Elle Fanning and Riley Griffiths) witness a train crash that heralds strange events and a dangerous presence in their town. Violence. (2 hours 15 minutes)
Channel 5 (5)
- 11:30am The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door: Documentary series. In Torbay, after one man posted a video calling his new neighbour 'the world's oldest car jacker', the entire street became embroiled a bitter fight. (S3 Ep 1) (55 minutes)
- 12:25pm The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door: Home Is Where the Heart Is: Documentary series. In this episode, a couple trying to renovate a barn are forced to live in a caravan during a long-running war with their neighbour. (S3 Ep 2) (55 minutes)
- 1:20pm The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door: Documentary series taking a look at the UK's feuding neighbours. In Wales, a wheelie bin and a birthday cake have sparked off a dirty war between two neighbours. (S3 Ep 3) (1 hour)
- 8:00pm NCIS: American crime drama. It's Christmas time and Tony DiNozzo can't decide if he'll be naughty or nice when his dad, Anthony DiNozzo Sr, comes to town for a visit. (S10 Ep 10) (55 minutes)
ITV2 (6)
- 12:00am Family Guy: And I'm Joyce Kinney: Animated US comedy. Lois becomes friends with the new local news anchor, who convinces Lois to let her do a story on her as the model American housewife. (30 minutes)
- 12:30am Family Guy: Baby, You Knock Me Out: Animated comedy about US family life. When Peter volunteers Lois to compete in a boxing match, to everyone's surprise she dominates in the ring. (30 minutes)
- 1:00am American Dad!: Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses: Animated series. Roger and Steve switch faces so Roger can woo an attractive girl for Steve, but then Roger actually falls for the young lady. (30 minutes)
- 1:30am American Dad!: Independent Movie: Animated series. Steve and friends embark on a road trip to attend the funeral of Snot's father. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger invent an automatic cake-cutter. (30 minutes)
- 2:00am The Cleveland Show: Brown History Month: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Cleveland and Cleveland Jr teach Donna and the kids about their tradition of celebrating Black History Month. (30 minutes)
- 9:05am Coronation Street Omnibus: David says goodbye to the love of his life. Billy faces the music. Leanne admits she still has feelings for Nick. (2 hours 25 minutes)
- 1:05pm Must Love Dogs: Romantic comedy starring Diane Lane and John Cusack, 2005. A recently divorced teacher is torn between two suitors when she is signed up to a dating agency by her sister (1 hour)
- 2:10pm Must Love Dogs: Romantic comedy starring Diane Lane and John Cusack, 2005. A recently divorced teacher is torn between two suitors when she is signed up to a dating agency by her sister (50 minutes)
- 3:00pm Stormbreaker: Spy action thriller starring Alex Pettyfer and Bill Nighy, 2006. A schoolboy thrust into the secret service tackles the evil genius behind a high-tech computer virus (1 hour)
- 4:05pm Stormbreaker: Spy action thriller starring Alex Pettyfer and Bill Nighy, 2006. A schoolboy thrust into the secret service tackles the evil genius behind a high-tech computer virus (50 minutes)
- 6:35pm Twilight: Teen romance starring Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, 2008. A kooky girl moves to a small town and falls for a boy who is hiding a dark secret - he is a vampire (1 hour)
- 7:40pm Twilight: Teen romance starring Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, 2008. A kooky girl moves to a small town and falls for a boy who is hiding a dark secret - he is a vampire (1 hour 20 minutes)
- 9:00pm Hot Fuzz: High-octane cop movie homage starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, 2007. A stern London sergeant is transferred to a sleepy crime-free village with a suspiciously high accident rate (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 10:10pm Hot Fuzz: High-octane cop movie homage starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, 2007. A stern London sergeant is transferred to a sleepy crime-free village with a suspiciously high accident rate (1 hour 15 minutes)
- 11:25pm Family Guy: Road to the North Pole, Part 1: Subversive animated comedy. After being dismissed by Santa Claus at the mall, Stewie forces Brian to drive him to the North Pole to kill Santa. (30 minutes)
- 11:55pm Family Guy: Road to the North Pole, Part 2: Subversive animated comedy. Shocked by what they find at Santa's workshop, Stewie and Brian strive to save Christmas. (30 minutes)
ITV3 (10)
- 6:30am Where the Heart Is: Home to Roost: Drama series following the lives of community nurses in a small Yorkshire town. A pretty new nurse brings a breath of fresh air to the health centre. (1 hour)
- 7:30am Where the Heart Is: Faith: Drama series about community nurses in a small Yorkshire town. Anna and Karen believe that a patient's treatment is being compromised by the intervention of a faith healer. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:35am Sparkling Cyanide: Agatha Christie's tale updated to modern day London. The wife of a football club chairman dies soon after drinking a champagne toast. Was it suicide, a drug overdose, or murder? (2 hours)
- 2:50pm The Pure Hell of St Trinian's: Rowdy British comedy sequel starring Cecil Parker and Joyce Grenfell, 1960. After burning down St Trinian's, the unruly schoolgirls are shipped off to the Middle East (1 hour)
- 3:55pm The Pure Hell of St Trinian's: Rowdy British comedy sequel starring Cecil Parker and Joyce Grenfell, 1960. After burning down St Trinian's, the unruly schoolgirls are shipped off to the Middle East (1 hour)
Pick (11)
- 4:00am Animal House: Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S3, ep 13) (30 minutes)
- 4:30am Animal House: Documentary series shining a spotlight on the staff at SPCA Auckland, who dedicate their days to the care and protection of the region's animals. (S4, ep 1) (30 minutes)
- 5:00am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S12, ep 4) (30 minutes)
- 5:30am Highway Patrol Australia: Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm The Dog Whisperer: Series four of the mutt-see documentary charting the ups and downs of Cesar Millan as he helps pet owners struggling to cope with their problematic pooches. (S4, ep 2) (1 hour)
- 2:00pm The Dog Whisperer: Series four of the mutt-see documentary charting the ups and downs of Cesar Millan as he helps pet owners struggling to cope with their problematic pooches. (S4, ep 3) (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Highway Patrol: Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm Highway Patrol: Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm Brit Cops: Frontline Crime: Wales: From violent drunks and drug dealers to a dangerous domestic incident, this week's fix focuses on cops based in West Wales. (S1, ep 4) (1 hour)
Dave (12)
- 8:00am Top Gear: Best Challenges: The last series of the motoring show to feature the much-discussed trio of Clarkson, May and Hammond! The boys think ambulances are outdated, so come up with new designs. (1 hour)
- 11:00am Top Gear: The motoring show that pulls no punches. Jezza gives his verdict on BMW's M5. Richard and James try their hand at Russian roulette road testing. And what's the hottest hatchback? (1 hour)
- 12:00pm Top Gear: Motoring mayhem courtesy of the usual team. Jeremy makes a splash at a local swimming pool with a Rolls Royce Silver Shadow MK1 and James travels back to the 70s in a Maserati Bora. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Top Gear: Clarkson gets chased by the British Army in some of their deadliest new toys, while Hammond and May race the Royal Mail - no jokes about slow deliveries, please. Usain Bolt guests. (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Top Gear: The motoring show that pulls no punches. Jezza gives his verdict on BMW's M5. Richard and James try their hand at Russian roulette road testing. And what's the hottest hatchback? (1 hour)
- 7:00pm Dynamo: Magician Impossible: Magic with the bearded wonder as he wows audiences around the world with his impossible illusions. Dynamo leaves actor Mat Horne gobsmacked, before vanishing in Miami. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Gavin & Stacey: First ever episode of the much-loved sitcom that launched Smithy onto the scene! After being phone buddies for months, Gavin and Stacey arrange a rendezvous in London. (40 minutes)
- 9:40pm Gavin & Stacey: Rob Brydon is bumbling Uncle Bryn in the loveable sitcom. A misunderstanding leads Stacey to think she has been dumped. Gavin drives all the way to Wales in a bid to explain. (40 minutes)
- 10:20pm Gavin & Stacey: Hugely popular sitcom centred on a long-distance relationship. Bryn drives the family to Essex to meet the Shipmans. All goes well until Gav and Stacey make an announcement. (40 minutes)
Channel 4+1 (13)
- 12:35am Man Down: The Visa: Dan tries to keep his plan to emigrate to the USA moving, but with the complicated issue of a visa to negotiate he knows he needs to draw on all his inner strength. (S3 Ep4, 6) (30 minutes)
- 1:05am A Granny's Guide to the Modern...: ...World: Barry Humphries and his senior investigative reporters tackle modern life's mysteries. Trish, Margot and Daphne try marijuana. Plus political correctness, and swearing. (S1 Ep1, 3) (25 minutes)
- 1:30am Dare to Believe: Lauren Steadman: Being born without a right arm did nothing to thwart Lauren's dreams. After two Paralympics as a swimmer, she gave paratriathlon a go and now she's a world champion targeting gold in Rio. (5 minutes)
- 3:15am Peep Show: Jeremy and Super Hans come to blows over the rights to a tune they wrote back in the noughties, while Mark's play date with his son doesn't quite go to plan. (S9 Ep5, 6) (30 minutes)
- 3:45am Peep Show: It's the last ever Peep Show from the El Dude Brothers. Jeremy is turning 40 - and it's hitting him hard - while Mark makes an audacious attempt to win the woman of his dreams. (S9 Ep6, 6) (25 minutes)
- 4:10am Dare to Believe: Georgie Hermitage: Growing up with cerebral palsy, Georgie rejected athletics when her coach suggested she compete in disability sport. But London 2012 changed her mind and now she's a contender for Rio. (5 minutes)
- 4:15am Double Your House for Half the...: ...Money: Sarah Beeny meets Jo and Keith, who have plans to more than double the size of their 1930s house in Swindon, and Mei and Yui Tse plan an extension in St Albans, Hertfordshire. (55 minutes)
- 11:00am Dare to Believe: Ali Jawad: Intimate profile of the Paralympic powerlifter who went from being born in the Lebanon without legs to competing on the biggest stage. He faced upset in 2012, can he turn it around in Rio? (5 minutes)
- 11:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Deception Verification: Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:35am The Big Bang Theory: The Scavenger Vortex: Raj organises an epic and demanding scavenger hunt for the group of friends, designed to test their scientific knowledge and common sense. (S7 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
- 12:05pm The Simpsons: The Last Temptation of Krust: When Krusty shuns his old routines in favour of edgier material, he suddenly becomes the hottest comic in showbusiness. (30 minutes)
- 12:35pm The Simpsons: Bart Carny: Homer and Bart get jobs working at the fair, but because of Homer's stupidity, a fair worker and his son lose their jobs. So they steal the Simpsons' house. (30 minutes)
- 7:55pm Dare to Believe: Jack Rutter: About to become a professional footballer, Jack was caught in an unprovoked attack that left him with mild cerebral palsy in all four limbs. Now he will captain GB at the Paralympics. (5 minutes)
- 10:00pm Super 8: (2011) Sci-fi thriller. Three children (Joel Courtney, Elle Fanning and Riley Griffiths) witness a train crash that heralds strange events and a dangerous presence in their town. Violence. (2 hours 15 minutes)
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- 1:15am Dare to Believe: Natasha Baker: Intimate portrait of the para-equestrian who never let the neurological disorder transverse myelitis lessen her love of horse riding or stop her winning two golds in 2012. Next stop Rio. (5 minutes)
- 1:20am Love Child: Brand new series: Viv's older brother Bernie visits town on leave from Vietnam. Martha's former employer, Mr Wilder, tracks her down and threatens to have her charged with theft. (Ep4, 8) (1 hour)
- 2:20am 24 Hours in A&E: This episode, filmed behind the scenes at St George's, focuses on the important links we have to our immediate family and the qualities that we inherit from our parents. (S7 Ep7, 8) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 4:45pm Great Canal Journeys: Timothy West and Prunella Scales go in search of London's lost canal route from Teddington, through Surrey and Sussex and to the sea at Littlehampton. (S3 Ep1, 3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 5:50pm Great Canal Journeys: Timothy West and Prunella Scales travel from Birmingham to Braunston, Northamptonshire, for a festival of canal boats and unveil a plaque to a late friend and canal campaigner. (S3 Ep2, 3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 6:55pm Great Canal Journeys: Timothy West and Prunella Scales head to Ireland and the Shannon Erne Waterway, where they try some folk singing, Irish dancing, and visit the ruins of Crom Castle. (S3 Ep3, 3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:00pm Grand Designs: Kevin McCloud meets Kevin McCabe, the leading exponent of the ancient art of cob building, who wants to construct a castle entirely of mud. The huge scale of the task soon becomes clear. (1 hour)
- 11:05pm Father Ted: Speed 3: Pat Mustard, Craggy Island's milkman, is sacked, so Dougal takes over the round. When Pat plants a bomb on the float for revenge, Ted must keep his nerve to save Dougal. (S3 Ep3, 8) (35 minutes)
- 11:40pm Father Ted: The Mainland: Trips to the mainland always lead to trouble, so Ted is deeply nervous at the prospect. What will go wrong this time? With Richard Wilson and Graham Norton. (S3 Ep4, 8) (30 minutes)
Film4 (15)
- 1:00pm The Chronicles of Narnia: The...: ...Voyage of the Dawn Treader: (2010) Fantasy. Lucy, Edmund and their annoying cousin Eustace are transported back to Narnia, where they make a scary, perilous journey to save the land. (2 hours 15 minutes)
- 3:15pm Stuart Little: (1999) Charming part-animated family fantasy about the adventures of a talking mouse who is adopted as a son by a human family. With Hugh Laurie, Geena Davis and the voice of Michael J Fox. (1 hour 40 minutes)
- 10:45pm Die Hard: (1988) Action thriller. New York cop John McClane (Bruce Willis) aims to free hostages (including his wife) held in a skyscraper by an arch villain (Alan Rickman). Violence, strong language. (2 hours 35 minutes)
Really (17)
- 12:00am Ghost Adventures: Rolling Hills Asylum: It's a cauldron of creepiness as the GAC investigate an asylum said to be haunted by the phantoms of its former inhabitants. (1 hour)
- 1:00am Ghost Adventures: Post-Mortem: A seriously spooky special edition of the paranormal show, featuring the most bone-chilling bits from the boys' time inside the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum. (1 hour)
Yesterday (19)
- 6:25am Impossible Engineering: Airbus: Learn more about breathtaking feats of construction in this illuminating series. Climb aboard the four-engine Airbus A380, the largest passenger plane in the world. (45 minutes)
- 9:00am David Starkey's Monarchy: Death of a Dynasty: David Starkey gives us the cold hard facts about medieval kings Richard II, Henry IV, Henry V and Henry VI, whose reigns were immortalised in Shakespeare plays. (1 hour)
- 11:00am Impossible Engineering: Airbus: Learn more about breathtaking feats of construction in this illuminating series. Climb aboard the four-engine Airbus A380, the largest passenger plane in the world. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm David Starkey's Monarchy: Death of a Dynasty: David Starkey gives us the cold hard facts about medieval kings Richard II, Henry IV, Henry V and Henry VI, whose reigns were immortalised in Shakespeare plays. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Impossible Engineering: Airbus: Learn more about breathtaking feats of construction in this illuminating series. Climb aboard the four-engine Airbus A380, the largest passenger plane in the world. (1 hour)
- 7:00pm David Starkey's Monarchy: Death of a Dynasty: David Starkey gives us the cold hard facts about medieval kings Richard II, Henry IV, Henry V and Henry VI, whose reigns were immortalised in Shakespeare plays. (1 hour)
Drama (20)
- 3:40pm New Tricks: Mad Dogs: The hugely popular crime caper teaming up Likely Lad James Bolam with Minder Dennis Waterman. The team re-investigate the medical trial death of soldier Eric Trimble. (1 hour)
5 USA (21)
- 12:00am CSI: Miami: Skeletons: American drama series. The team is called to investigate the discovery of a corpse during a volleyball tournament. (S4 Ep 15) (1 hour)
- 1:00am CSI: Miami: High Octane: Crime drama. While gathering evidence at the scene of an accident in which the driver was decapitated, the CSIs come to believe that it may have been deliberate. (S5 Ep 7) (1 hour)
- 2:00am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Meat Jekyll: Crime drama. The CSIs start to close in on Dr Jekyll, but the only person who can help them is serial killer Nate Haskell. (S10 Ep 23) (1 hour)
- 3:00am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Merchants of Menace: US crime drama series. A body is found inside a car formerly owned by a serial killer which is up for auction. (S15 Ep 14) (45 minutes)
- 11:05am A Surrogate's Terror: Thriller starring Cassie Steele and Mimi Kuzyk. A surrogate mother faces an uncertain future when the couple that hire her die in an accident. (2014) (1 hour)
- 12:55pm Guilty at 17: Drama starring Erin Sanders and Alex Paxton-Beesley. A teenager's lies to support a friend's claim of sexual assault lead to the accused teacher's suicide. (2014) (1 hour)
ITV4 (24)
- 12:50am Unleashed: Martial arts action starring Jet Li and Morgan Freeman, 2005. A man who has been raised as a brutalised fighting machine sees another side to life when he discovers music (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 2:00am Unleashed: Martial arts action starring Jet Li and Morgan Freeman, 2005. A man who has been raised as a brutalised fighting machine sees another side to life when he discovers music (50 minutes)
- 8:00pm Space Cowboys: Sci-fi comedy drama starring Clint Eastwood and Tommy Lee Jones, 2000. A team of superannuated astronauts find themselves in demand when a Russian satellite system malfunctions (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:10pm Space Cowboys: Sci-fi comedy drama starring Clint Eastwood and Tommy Lee Jones, 2000. A team of superannuated astronauts find themselves in demand when a Russian satellite system malfunctions (1 hour 30 minutes)
- 10:40pm Ransom: Psychological thriller starring Mel Gibson and Rene Russo, 1996. A millionaire decides to take matters into his own hands when his son is kidnapped (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 11:55pm Ransom: Psychological thriller starring Mel Gibson and Rene Russo, 1996. A millionaire decides to take matters into his own hands when his son is kidnapped (1 hour 10 minutes)
Home (25)
- 7:00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build: Maidstone: Inspirational home renovations. Nick Knowles and the team join forces with the community of Maidstone to transform the home of former royal engineer, Mo Morris. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build: Sunderland: Inspirational property makeovers with Nick Knowles. The DIY SOS team are in Sunderland to transform the home of June Finlay, who suffered a life-changing brain infection. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Escape to the Country: Devon, Cornwall: Alistair Appleton is in Devon with a couple looking for their first home together. Trouble is, one is a hoarder while the other wants a minimalist home. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Escape to the Country: Devon: Jules Hudson is in Devon helping a couple with a budget of 550,000 pounds find their first home together. But their wish-list might make the search tricky. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build: Maidstone: Inspirational home renovations. Nick Knowles and the team join forces with the community of Maidstone to transform the home of former royal engineer, Mo Morris. (1 hour)
ITV2 +1 (27)
- 1:00am Family Guy: And I'm Joyce Kinney: Animated US comedy. Lois becomes friends with the new local news anchor, who convinces Lois to let her do a story on her as the model American housewife. (30 minutes)
- 1:30am Family Guy: Baby, You Knock Me Out: Animated comedy about US family life. When Peter volunteers Lois to compete in a boxing match, to everyone's surprise she dominates in the ring. (30 minutes)
- 2:00am American Dad!: Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses: Animated series. Roger and Steve switch faces so Roger can woo an attractive girl for Steve, but then Roger actually falls for the young lady. (30 minutes)
- 2:30am American Dad!: Independent Movie: Animated series. Steve and friends embark on a road trip to attend the funeral of Snot's father. Meanwhile, Stan and Roger invent an automatic cake-cutter. (30 minutes)
- 3:00am The Cleveland Show: Brown History Month: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Cleveland and Cleveland Jr teach Donna and the kids about their tradition of celebrating Black History Month. (30 minutes)
- 10:05am Coronation Street Omnibus: David says goodbye to the love of his life. Billy faces the music. Leanne admits she still has feelings for Nick. (2 hours 25 minutes)
- 2:05pm Must Love Dogs: Romantic comedy starring Diane Lane and John Cusack, 2005. A recently divorced teacher is torn between two suitors when she is signed up to a dating agency by her sister (1 hour)
- 3:10pm Must Love Dogs: Romantic comedy starring Diane Lane and John Cusack, 2005. A recently divorced teacher is torn between two suitors when she is signed up to a dating agency by her sister (50 minutes)
E4 (28)
- 12:50am Wasted: Brand new series: Morpheus is sure that it's the right time to show Alison how much she really means to him, but can Sean Bean convince him otherwise? (Ep3, 6) (30 minutes)
- 6:20am Jane the Virgin: Brand new series - Chapter Forty-Two: Jane looks forward to a Mother's Day tradition with Xiomara and Alba until Petra thwarts her plans. Rafael finds himself in big trouble. (S2 Ep20, 22) (45 minutes)
- 8:00am Melissa & Joey: Young Love: Mel embarks upon a romantic relationship with a younger man. Lennox faces a challenge when she aims to take up the post of editor of the school blog. (S1 Ep21, 30) (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Melissa & Joey: Mel and Joe's Anniversary: Joe confronts his ex-wife for going on a date with a new man to their special place on what would have been their wedding anniversary. (S1 Ep22, 30) (30 minutes)
- 9:00am Melissa & Joey: Going the Distance?: As Mel's relationship with George grows more serious, he is offered a new job abroad and she is forced to contemplate the future of their romance. (S1 Ep23, 30) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Melissa & Joey: All Politics Is Local: Mel's father returns to town to lobby for a political bill that Mel is opposed to. Lennox's poems catch the attention of a popular classmate. (S1 Ep24, 30) (30 minutes)
- 10:00am Melissa & Joey: The Other Longo: When Joe's photographer brother Tony visits, Mel is impressed by his work and asks him to take some shots of her. Lennox avoids Ryder when he has a cold. (S1 Ep25, 30) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am Made in Chelsea: South of France: Brand new series: The Chelsea set head out to Cannes for a summer season of high-end antics. Jamie bumps into his old partying buddy Francis Boulle, while Frankie is back in the UK. (Ep1, 6) (1 hour)
- 11:30am Rich Kids of Instagram: Brand new series: Lana and Stephanie are late for a meeting. Bryan gets some botox, lip filler and a spray tan. And is Julia's Instagram lifestyle about to hit the big time? (Ep5, 6) (1 hour)
- 12:30pm New Girl: Brand new series - Goosebumps Walkaway: Jess returns from her stint doing jury service and attempts to uncover the real identity of a fellow juror who was sequestered with her. (S5 Ep10, 22) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm The Goldbergs: Van People: Erica and Barry buy a shabby second-hand van to drive. Adam is voted 'nicest guy' in the school yearbook but when he objects he is suspended. (S2 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm The Goldbergs: Barry Goldberg's Day Off: Inspired by the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Barry pretends to be ill so he can avoid school and create an epic day of his own. (S2 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Goldbergs: Boy Barry: When Murray grows a moustache, it ignites a feud between his wife and his best friend. Barry becomes convinced that he's lost Lainey's affections. (S3 Ep5, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm The Goldbergs: Couples Costume: At Halloween, Barry and Erica persuade Adam not to go trick-or-treating but to take his girlfriend Dana to visit a haunted house instead. (S3 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Halloween III: The third instalment of Peralta and Holt's 'Halloween heist' involves a tie-breaking contest to be crowned 'amazing detective slash genius'. (S3 Ep5, 23) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Into the Woods: Peralta and Boyle persuade Jeffords to join them on a weekend trip to a cabin in the woods, but it isn't the fun excursion they'd hoped for. (S3 Ep6, 23) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm The Golden Compass: (2007) Dark family fantasy based on a Philip Pullman novel. Dakota Blue Richards stars as 12-year-old Lyra, who goes on a dangerous journey to save her friend. Also starring Nicole Kidman. (2 hours 10 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Intimacy Acceleration: When the gang hear about an experiment designed to make participants fall in love, Sheldon and Penny put it to the test as a joke. (S8 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Colonization Application: Amy learns that Sheldon has applied to take part in a one-way mission to colonise Mars. Leonard surprises Penny with a gift. (S8 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Leftover Thermalization: A power cut at Mrs Wolowitz's house defrosts the last meal she prepared before her death, so the gang consume it in her honour. (S8 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Skywalker Incursion: When Leonard and Sheldon are invited to speak at Berkeley, they take a detour during the journey to try to meet one of their idols. (S8 Ep19, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Fortification Implementation: When Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort, they come to a major crossroads in their relationship. Howard meets his half-brother. (S8 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
E4+1 (29)
- 12:15am The Big Bang Theory: Pilot: Leonard and Sheldon are brilliant physicists but have no luck when it comes to understanding women. All this begins to change when the beautiful Penny moves in next door. (S1 Ep1, 17) (35 minutes)
- 12:50am Tattoo Fixers on Holiday: Brand new series: The Mediterranean pop-up parlour gets a visit from Sophie, who has an unusual animal-inspired tattoo, and Jay takes on best mates Sam and Laura's cheeky stickmen. (Ep2, 8) (1 hour)
- 1:50am Wasted: Brand new series: Morpheus is sure that it's the right time to show Alison how much she really means to him, but can Sean Bean convince him otherwise? (Ep3, 6) (30 minutes)
- 7:20am Jane the Virgin: Brand new series - Chapter Forty-Two: Jane looks forward to a Mother's Day tradition with Xiomara and Alba until Petra thwarts her plans. Rafael finds himself in big trouble. (S2 Ep20, 22) (45 minutes)
- 9:00am Melissa & Joey: Young Love: Mel embarks upon a romantic relationship with a younger man. Lennox faces a challenge when she aims to take up the post of editor of the school blog. (S1 Ep21, 30) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Melissa & Joey: Mel and Joe's Anniversary: Joe confronts his ex-wife for going on a date with a new man to their special place on what would have been their wedding anniversary. (S1 Ep22, 30) (30 minutes)
- 10:00am Melissa & Joey: Going the Distance?: As Mel's relationship with George grows more serious, he is offered a new job abroad and she is forced to contemplate the future of their romance. (S1 Ep23, 30) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am Melissa & Joey: All Politics Is Local: Mel's father returns to town to lobby for a political bill that Mel is opposed to. Lennox's poems catch the attention of a popular classmate. (S1 Ep24, 30) (30 minutes)
- 11:00am Melissa & Joey: The Other Longo: When Joe's photographer brother Tony visits, Mel is impressed by his work and asks him to take some shots of her. Lennox avoids Ryder when he has a cold. (S1 Ep25, 30) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am Made in Chelsea: South of France: Brand new series: The Chelsea set head out to Cannes for a summer season of high-end antics. Jamie bumps into his old partying buddy Francis Boulle, while Frankie is back in the UK. (Ep1, 6) (1 hour)
- 12:30pm Rich Kids of Instagram: Brand new series: Lana and Stephanie are late for a meeting. Bryan gets some botox, lip filler and a spray tan. And is Julia's Instagram lifestyle about to hit the big time? (Ep5, 6) (1 hour)
- 1:30pm New Girl: Brand new series - Goosebumps Walkaway: Jess returns from her stint doing jury service and attempts to uncover the real identity of a fellow juror who was sequestered with her. (S5 Ep10, 22) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Goldbergs: Van People: Erica and Barry buy a shabby second-hand van to drive. Adam is voted 'nicest guy' in the school yearbook but when he objects he is suspended. (S2 Ep13, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm The Goldbergs: Barry Goldberg's Day Off: Inspired by the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Barry pretends to be ill so he can avoid school and create an epic day of his own. (S2 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm The Goldbergs: Boy Barry: When Murray grows a moustache, it ignites a feud between his wife and his best friend. Barry becomes convinced that he's lost Lainey's affections. (S3 Ep5, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm The Goldbergs: Couples Costume: At Halloween, Barry and Erica persuade Adam not to go trick-or-treating but to take his girlfriend Dana to visit a haunted house instead. (S3 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Halloween III: The third instalment of Peralta and Holt's 'Halloween heist' involves a tie-breaking contest to be crowned 'amazing detective slash genius'. (S3 Ep5, 23) (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Into the Woods: Peralta and Boyle persuade Jeffords to join them on a weekend trip to a cabin in the woods, but it isn't the fun excursion they'd hoped for. (S3 Ep6, 23) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm The Golden Compass: (2007) Dark family fantasy based on a Philip Pullman novel. Dakota Blue Richards stars as 12-year-old Lyra, who goes on a dangerous journey to save her friend. Also starring Nicole Kidman. (2 hours 10 minutes)
- 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Intimacy Acceleration: When the gang hear about an experiment designed to make participants fall in love, Sheldon and Penny put it to the test as a joke. (S8 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Colonization Application: Amy learns that Sheldon has applied to take part in a one-way mission to colonise Mars. Leonard surprises Penny with a gift. (S8 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Leftover Thermalization: A power cut at Mrs Wolowitz's house defrosts the last meal she prepared before her death, so the gang consume it in her honour. (S8 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Skywalker Incursion: When Leonard and Sheldon are invited to speak at Berkeley, they take a detour during the journey to try to meet one of their idols. (S8 Ep19, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Fortification Implementation: When Sheldon and Amy build a blanket fort, they come to a major crossroads in their relationship. Howard meets his half-brother. (S8 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
Spike (31)
- 2:20am Criminals: Caught On Camera: Documentary series focusing on how techology and CCTV are helping to fight crime. In this episode, we see how CCTV is used to help the cops catch reckless and dangerous drivers. (S1 Ep 4) (30 minutes)
ITV +1 (33)
- 4:00am Murder, She Wrote: The Bottom Line Is Murder: Murder mystery series. When the host of a consumer TV show is murdered, one of Jessica's friends is arrested. She is convinced he was the intended victim. (50 minutes)
- 7:25am Pat & Stan: Astro-Spountz: Pat the hippo and his friend Stan the yellow dog manage to turn every event into the craziest of adventures! Pat and Stan decide to surprise Stephanie on her birthday. (10 minutes)
- 8:35am Thunderbirds Are Go: Skyhook: Reboot of the classic children's adventure series. International Rescue scrambles all craft to rescue the crew of CIRRUS - a high-atmosphere weather station. (25 minutes)
- 10:25am Murder, She Wrote: Danse Diabolique: Murder mystery series. Jessica Fletcher's suspicions are aroused when a prima ballerina dies during a performance of a Russian ballet rumoured to be cursed. (55 minutes)
- 11:20am Murder, She Wrote: The Witch's Curse: Murder mystery series. Sleuthing scribe Jessica Fletcher investigates a murder resulting from the re-enactment of a witchcraft trial in modern-day Cabot Cove. (1 hour)
- 12:20pm Columbo: Etude in Black: Columbo investigates a conductor whose lover dies after threatening to expose their affair to the conductor's wife. The death appears to be suicide, but Columbo has other ideas. (2 hours)
- 3:35pm Doc Martin: The Family Way: Martin's parents make an unexpected visit to Cornwall to stay with their son. There is a surprise in store for Portwenn Primary's school secretary. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 5:40pm The Scorpion King: Action fantasy adventure starring The Rock and Steven Brand, 2002. An evil king threatens to take over the world, but a proud warrior is prepared to stand up and fight (1 hour 35 minutes)
- 9:00pm Skyfall: Action starring Daniel Craig and Judi Dench, 2012. A troubled James Bond returns from hiding to take on a chilling villain while protecting the MI6 boss (2 hours 45 minutes)
ITV3+1 (34)
- 6:00pm Midsomer Murders: Midsomer Rhapsody: Barnaby and Scott probe a bitter family feud and long-lost love affairs when the murder of a music teacher unearths a priceless unpublished music score. (2 hours)
- 8:00pm Doc Martin: Remember Me: PC Penhale has an unexpected visitor in the shape of his ex-wife Maggie. Louisa's mother Eleanor goes on a date. Morwenna arrives at the surgery with an injured foot. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Lewis: Intelligent Design: As Lewis and Hobson embark on a relationship, a former Oxford don is murdered on the night of his release from prison - crushed to death by a Jaguar Mark 2. (2 hours)
Channel 5+1 (44)
- 12:30pm The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door: Documentary series. In Torbay, after one man posted a video calling his new neighbour 'the world's oldest car jacker', the entire street became embroiled a bitter fight. (S3 Ep 1) (55 minutes)
- 1:25pm The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door: Home Is Where the Heart Is: Documentary series. In this episode, a couple trying to renovate a barn are forced to live in a caravan during a long-running war with their neighbour. (S3 Ep 2) (55 minutes)
- 2:20pm The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door: Documentary series taking a look at the UK's feuding neighbours. In Wales, a wheelie bin and a birthday cake have sparked off a dirty war between two neighbours. (S3 Ep 3) (1 hour)
Film4+1 (45)
- 11:45pm Die Hard: (1988) Action thriller. New York cop John McClane (Bruce Willis) aims to free hostages (including his wife) held in a skyscraper by an arch villain (Alan Rickman). Violence, strong language. (2 hours 35 minutes)
Challenge (46)
- 3:00am Total Wipeout UK: Hosts Richard Hammond and Amanda Byram set twenty brave and bonkers contestants loose on an extreme obstacle course in Argentina with the chance of winning 10,000. (1 hour)
- 4:00am Robot Wars: "Extreme": The current World Champion 'Razer' settles old scores in a grudge match to end all grudge matches in Robot Wars Extreme - The Ultimate Vengeance. (S5, ep 4) (1 hour)
- 5:00am Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year...: ...Old? Test your IQ against the brain power of a 10 year old in today's classroom quiz. Dick and Dom, along with some red-faced contestants, prove it's no easy feat! (24, 50) (1 hour)
- 10:00am New: Gladiators: Contenders enter the arena to demonstrate their strength, skill, speed and stamina throughout a host of challenges against the formidable Gladiators. (1 hour)
4seven (47)
- 12:40am Eden: With rations still scarce, some of the group are battling weight loss and fatigue. Army officer Jack leads a splinter group to build their own winter cabins, causing a major row. (Ep3) (55 minutes)
- 1:35am The World's Weirdest Weather: How did weird weather turn Lake Erie pea green? Plus, New York's beautiful 'Manhattanhenge' sunset, moustache clouds, weather bombs, giant mushroom-shaped rocks and more. (S2 Ep2) (55 minutes)
- 2:30am The Job Interview: A waste disposal company want an executive assistant, and party planners Snapdragon are looking for an events co-ordinator who's comfortable around billionaires and minor royalty. (Ep4) (55 minutes)
- 3:25am Superfoods: The Real Story: Kate Quilton goes salmon fishing in Oregon, gets to grips with tiger nuts in Spain, and takes a good look at dandelions with all their benefits. (S2 Ep6, 8) (25 minutes)
- 9:00am Phil: Secret Agent Down Under: Phil Spencer surprises the unsuspecting O'Hare family and helps them to find the perfect home in his favourite Australian city: Melbourne. (1 hour)
- 10:00am Phil: Secret Agent Down Under: Phil Spencer helps relocating Brits buy their first property in Australia. In Melbourne, Charles and Michelle Knight are after a family home with room for Michelle's dog grooming business. (1 hour)
- 11:00am Phil: Secret Agent Down Under: Phil Spencer helps the Hanson family find a piece of paradise on the Sunshine Coast. Husband Greg just wants to be close to the beach, but his wife Kim is interested in the property itself. (1 hour)
- 7:00pm The World's Weirdest Weather: Series examining some of the planet's most extraordinary weather phenomena. The first programme includes an upside down rainbow and glow-in-the-dark ocean waves. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Flying to the Ends of the Earth: Arthur Williams flies into extremely remote and extremely cold Siberia, where he experiences a helicopter crash, which leaves him facing a long drive on ice roads. (S2 Ep1, 3) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Celebrity First Dates: Jess from Made in Chelsea, weather presenter Sian Lloyd, Daniel Brocklebank (vicar Billy from Corrie) and Musharaf from Educating Yorkshire go on dates with members of the public. (Ep4) (1 hour)
Channel 5+24 (55)
- 1:50am Neighbours: Elly saves Nell from the snake only to get bitten herself. Xanthe is hurt when Alison claims Ben wrote her a romantic ballad. Amy tries to make amends when her date ends awkwardly. (30 minutes)
- 2:20am Home and Away: Alf is brought back to life after flat-lining, but doctors warn that he may never fully recover. Hunter's grief overwhelms him and he heads to the police statrion to find Andy. (25 minutes)
- 2:45am Home and Away: Josh is arrested for his involvement in Jake's murder. Zac steps in when he notices that VJ is prioritising Billie over his studies. Ash apologises to Kat for breaking her secret. (25 minutes)
- 1:15pm Home and Away: VJ is stunned when Billie tells him that she is falling in love with him. Olivia and Chris are shaken to the core when they receive picture messages of Irene from her kidnapper. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Neighbours: Elly is forced to face her past when her life is threatened. Xanthe is broken hearted when she sees that Ben and Alison are together. Sonya confronts Clive at The Waterhole (30 minutes)
- 2:15pm NCIS: Gone: American crime drama. The latest case sees the team conduct a desperate search for a kidnapped teenager whose abductors killed a navy officer. (S10 Ep 8) (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Neighbours: Elly saves Nell from the snake only to get bitten herself. Xanthe is hurt when Alison claims Ben wrote her a romantic ballad. Amy tries to make amends when her date ends awkwardly. (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Neighbours: Elly is forced to face her past when her life is threatened. Xanthe is broken hearted when she sees that Ben and Alison are together. Sonya confronts Clive at The Waterhole (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Home and Away: VJ is stunned when Billie tells him that she is falling in love with him. Olivia and Chris are shaken to the core when they receive picture messages of Irene from her kidnapper. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Neighbours: Elly is forced to face her past when her life is threatened. Xanthe is broken hearted when she sees that Ben and Alison are together. Sonya confronts Clive at The Waterhole (30 minutes)
5USA+1 (78)
- 12:00am CSI: New York: Obsession: When a barely-dressed man is found dead on a cold day, the CSIs believe the death is linked to the 'Idiot Run', where people race each other in shopping carts. (S3 Ep 13) (1 hour)
- 1:00am CSI: Miami: Skeletons: American drama series. The team is called to investigate the discovery of a corpse during a volleyball tournament. (S4 Ep 15) (1 hour)
- 2:00am CSI: Miami: High Octane: Crime drama. While gathering evidence at the scene of an accident in which the driver was decapitated, the CSIs come to believe that it may have been deliberate. (S5 Ep 7) (1 hour)
- 3:00am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Meat Jekyll: Crime drama. The CSIs start to close in on Dr Jekyll, but the only person who can help them is serial killer Nate Haskell. (S10 Ep 23) (1 hour)
- 4:00am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Merchants of Menace: US crime drama series. A body is found inside a car formerly owned by a serial killer which is up for auction. (S15 Ep 14) (45 minutes)
Dave ja vu (84)
- 9:00am Top Gear: Best Challenges: The last series of the motoring show to feature the much-discussed trio of Clarkson, May and Hammond! The boys think ambulances are outdated, so come up with new designs. (1 hour)
- 12:00pm Top Gear: The motoring show that pulls no punches. Jezza gives his verdict on BMW's M5. Richard and James try their hand at Russian roulette road testing. And what's the hottest hatchback? (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Top Gear: Motoring mayhem courtesy of the usual team. Jeremy makes a splash at a local swimming pool with a Rolls Royce Silver Shadow MK1 and James travels back to the 70s in a Maserati Bora. (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Top Gear: Clarkson gets chased by the British Army in some of their deadliest new toys, while Hammond and May race the Royal Mail - no jokes about slow deliveries, please. Usain Bolt guests. (1 hour)
Channel 4 HD (104)
- 12:05am A Granny's Guide to the Modern...: ...World: Barry Humphries and his senior investigative reporters tackle modern life's mysteries. Trish, Margot and Daphne try marijuana. Plus political correctness, and swearing. (S1 Ep1, 3) (25 minutes)
- 12:30am Dare to Believe: Lauren Steadman: Being born without a right arm did nothing to thwart Lauren's dreams. After two Paralympics as a swimmer, she gave paratriathlon a go and now she's a world champion targeting gold in Rio. (5 minutes)
- 9:00pm Super 8: (2011) Sci-fi thriller. Three children (Joel Courtney, Elle Fanning and Riley Griffiths) witness a train crash that heralds strange events and a dangerous presence in their town. Violence. (2 hours 15 minutes)
Channel 4+1 HD (109)
- 12:35am Man Down: The Visa: Dan tries to keep his plan to emigrate to the USA moving, but with the complicated issue of a visa to negotiate he knows he needs to draw on all his inner strength. (S3 Ep4, 6) (30 minutes)
- 1:05am A Granny's Guide to the Modern...: ...World: Barry Humphries and his senior investigative reporters tackle modern life's mysteries. Trish, Margot and Daphne try marijuana. Plus political correctness, and swearing. (S1 Ep1, 3) (25 minutes)
- 1:30am Dare to Believe: Lauren Steadman: Being born without a right arm did nothing to thwart Lauren's dreams. After two Paralympics as a swimmer, she gave paratriathlon a go and now she's a world champion targeting gold in Rio. (5 minutes)
- 3:15am Peep Show: Jeremy and Super Hans come to blows over the rights to a tune they wrote back in the noughties, while Mark's play date with his son doesn't quite go to plan. (S9 Ep5, 6) (30 minutes)
- 3:45am Peep Show: It's the last ever Peep Show from the El Dude Brothers. Jeremy is turning 40 - and it's hitting him hard - while Mark makes an audacious attempt to win the woman of his dreams. (S9 Ep6, 6) (25 minutes)
- 4:10am Dare to Believe: Georgie Hermitage: Growing up with cerebral palsy, Georgie rejected athletics when her coach suggested she compete in disability sport. But London 2012 changed her mind and now she's a contender for Rio. (5 minutes)
- 4:15am Double Your House for Half the...: ...Money: Sarah Beeny meets Jo and Keith, who have plans to more than double the size of their 1930s house in Swindon, and Mei and Yui Tse plan an extension in St Albans, Hertfordshire. (55 minutes)
- 11:00am Dare to Believe: Ali Jawad: Intimate profile of the Paralympic powerlifter who went from being born in the Lebanon without legs to competing on the biggest stage. He faced upset in 2012, can he turn it around in Rio? (5 minutes)
- 11:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Deception Verification: Leonard returns early from his research expedition as a surprise for Penny, but Sheldon becomes upset that he wasn't in on the secret. (S7 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:35am The Big Bang Theory: The Scavenger Vortex: Raj organises an epic and demanding scavenger hunt for the group of friends, designed to test their scientific knowledge and common sense. (S7 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
- 12:05pm The Simpsons: The Last Temptation of Krust: When Krusty shuns his old routines in favour of edgier material, he suddenly becomes the hottest comic in showbusiness. (30 minutes)
- 12:35pm The Simpsons: Bart Carny: Homer and Bart get jobs working at the fair, but because of Homer's stupidity, a fair worker and his son lose their jobs. So they steal the Simpsons' house. (30 minutes)
4seven HD (110)
- 12:40am Eden: With rations still scarce, some of the group are battling weight loss and fatigue. Army officer Jack leads a splinter group to build their own winter cabins, causing a major row. (Ep3) (55 minutes)
- 1:35am The World's Weirdest Weather: How did weird weather turn Lake Erie pea green? Plus, New York's beautiful 'Manhattanhenge' sunset, moustache clouds, weather bombs, giant mushroom-shaped rocks and more. (S2 Ep2) (55 minutes)
- 2:30am The Job Interview: A waste disposal company want an executive assistant, and party planners Snapdragon are looking for an events co-ordinator who's comfortable around billionaires and minor royalty. (Ep4) (55 minutes)
- 3:25am Superfoods: The Real Story: Kate Quilton goes salmon fishing in Oregon, gets to grips with tiger nuts in Spain, and takes a good look at dandelions with all their benefits. (S2 Ep6, 8) (25 minutes)
- 9:00am Phil: Secret Agent Down Under: Phil Spencer surprises the unsuspecting O'Hare family and helps them to find the perfect home in his favourite Australian city: Melbourne. (1 hour)
- 10:00am Phil: Secret Agent Down Under: Phil Spencer helps relocating Brits buy their first property in Australia. In Melbourne, Charles and Michelle Knight are after a family home with room for Michelle's dog grooming business. (1 hour)
- 11:00am Phil: Secret Agent Down Under: Phil Spencer helps the Hanson family find a piece of paradise on the Sunshine Coast. Husband Greg just wants to be close to the beach, but his wife Kim is interested in the property itself. (1 hour)
CBBC (120)
- 7:25am Strange Hill High: 3, 14. The Lost and Found Boy: Animated series set in an inner-city school. Things have been disappearing around Strange Hill High and the headmaster suspects Mitchell. Also in HD. (20 minutes)
- 11:15am Hank Zipzer: 10, 13. Captain Hank and the Last Picks: Miss Luffkin, brand manager for soft drink Goodness Fizz, offers more sports equipment in exchange for a branding campaign in the school. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 11:40am Hank Zipzer: 11, 13. Christmas in July: Only Hank Zipzer would think of holding Christmas in the middle of summer and only Hank's family would agree to let him do it. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 12:15pm Harriet's Army: 2, 3. Children's drama series set during World War I. From their coastal hideout, the Browns spot lights flashing in the night. Could it be spies? Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 1:15pm So Awkward: 2, 13. Friendundancy: Comedy series about three socially awkward friends. Cool girl Natasha Jones invites Lily to join her group and dress in yellow on Mufti Day. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 2:15pm My Life: Champion of the World: 3, 12. Following Irish dancer Lauren as she journeys to Montreal to compete in the World Championships. She has devoted her life to dancing but the competition is really tough. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 4:55pm Bottersnikes & Gumbles: 1, 52. The Gumbledex: Animated series. Tink is desperate to get his name into the Gumbledex, a record of outstanding Gumble achievements, and so sets out to break a record. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:10pm Bottersnikes & Gumbles: 2, 52. King Sized Calamity: Happi has finally finished building his Gumbly Horn. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 5:20pm Bottersnikes & Gumbles: 3, 52. Song of the Bottersnikes: Merri and Jolli leave the Gumbletree after overhearing Tink insulting their singing. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:35pm Bottersnikes & Gumbles: 4, 52. The Spangler: Animated series. When the ball from their game of pock-pock ends up in the hands of the Bottersnikes, Tink, Bounce and Willi try to retrieve it. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:50pm Bottersnikes & Gumbles: 5, 52. Undercover Gumble: Animated series. Tink finds a Bottersnike disguise in the junkyard and puts it on to scare his friends, but then he is mistaken for a real Snike. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 6:00pm Deadly Pole to Pole: 1, 6. Killer Cold: Steve experiences killer cold and discovers how animals in the frozen corners of our planet survive subzero temperatures. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Secret Life of Boys: 3, 5. Girls: Comedy drama series. Aunt Corey takes it upon herself to set up a play date for Ginger with a girl from down the road. Also in HD. (20 minutes)
CBeebies (121)
- 7:15am Dinopaws: The Thing We Wanted to Eat: Animation about three dinosaurs exploring their world. The Dinopaws find a little green shoot and care for it until it becomes a beautiful plant. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 8:05am Octonauts: 5, 22. Sea Snakes: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. A poisonous sea krait lays her eggs in the garden pod. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 8:20am Mike the Knight: Mike the Knight and the Troll Trail Adventure: Animated series about a young knight in training. Mike and Trollee go on the Troll Trail Adventure and encounter many challenges. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 8:30am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Runaway Rabbit: Animated series. Peter is left to babysit Cotton-tail but can't resist an exciting event at the squirrel camp. He brings his sleeping sister along. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 8:55am Sarah & Duck: Ribbon Fall: Animation. The Ribbon Sisters invite Sarah and Duck to their favourite seasonal event in the park. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 9:55am Topsy and Tim: School Run: Topsy and Tim wonder how they will travel to their new school each day. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 10:05am Topsy and Tim: Visiting School: Live-action children's show. Topsy and Tim are going to visit their new school and meet their new teacher, but they are worried about getting lost. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 10:15am Jamillah & Aladdin: 1, 26. Once Upon a Time - Part 1: Drama series. Jamillah destroys Aladdin's eggs when she arrives in Baghdad, and when he is unable to pay for or replace them, Aladdin is jailed. Also in HD. (20 minutes)
- 12:15pm I Can Cook on the Go: 14, 26. Chicken and Tomato Smiles and Playground Games: Children's cookery programme. Katy and her friends make chicken and tomato smiles and have fun playing games together. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 12:30pm Grandpa in My Pocket: Mr Whoops' Toy of the Week: Comedy drama featuring a grandpa with a magical shrinking cap. Jason and Jemima go to Mr Whoops's toyshop to choose his Toy of the Week. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 12:45pm Melody: 14, 20. Storm: Mixed-media music show. Melody listens to Storm Interlude from Peter Grimes by Benjamin Britten. The music makes Melody imagine that she is out at sea with Fudge. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 1:25pm Charlie and Lola: It Is Absolutely Completely Not Messy: Children's animation with the siblings. Lola won't tidy up the bedroom, and Charlie can't persuade her that a tidy room is a good thing. (15 minutes)
- 2:40pm Footy Pups: 23, 30. Dribbling: Pickles's wobbly dribbling helps the Footy Pups in a game against Moleton Wonderers. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 2:55pm Topsy and Tim: School Run: Topsy and Tim wonder how they will travel to their new school each day. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 3:05pm Topsy and Tim: Visiting School: Live-action children's show. Topsy and Tim are going to visit their new school and meet their new teacher, but they are worried about getting lost. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 3:15pm Jamillah & Aladdin: 1, 26. Once Upon a Time - Part 1: Drama series. Jamillah destroys Aladdin's eggs when she arrives in Baghdad, and when he is unable to pay for or replace them, Aladdin is jailed. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 6:00pm Charlie and Lola: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. I Really Absolutely Must Have Glasses: Lola doesn't want to go to the optician. Until, that is, she sees some beautiful glasses. (10 minutes)
CITV (122)
- 6:25am Pat & Stan: Astro-Spountz: Pat the hippo and his friend Stan the yellow dog manage to turn every event into the craziest of adventures! Pat and Stan decide to surprise Stephanie on her birthday. (10 minutes)
- 7:35am Thunderbirds Are Go: Skyhook: Reboot of the classic children's adventure series. International Rescue scrambles all craft to rescue the crew of CIRRUS - a high-atmosphere weather station. (25 minutes)
- 12:30pm Deadtime Stories: The Beast of Baskerville: Chilling stories based on the book series of the same name by Annette and Gina Cascone. A group of neighbourhood kids decide to have a giant camp-out. (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm My Phone Genie: Sisters: Jasmine Hart downloads a new Genie App to her phone which when opened gives her access to a real life Genie. Jaz wins tickets to a concert. (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm My Parents are Aliens: The Crying Game: Mel goes into training to become an ace pool player so that she can play with the boys. Brian gets in touch with his 'feminine side'. (20 minutes)
- 3:00pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Helps Out: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. Henry finds out what hard work really means and that tomorrow is another day! (15 minutes)
- 3:15pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry's Vile Vacation: The adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. School is out and it is time for a holiday - but it does not turn out as Henry was expecting! (20 minutes)
- 3:35pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry's Mighty Mission: King Henry the Horrible leads the way to the Crimson Cutlass. (15 minutes)
- 3:50pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Game Changer: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. Margaret decides to change the rules of engagement - and nearly gets away with it! (15 minutes)
Sunday 7th August
BBC ONE London (1)
- 11:00am Homes Under the Hammer: Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander visit a semi-detached property in Stoke, a mid-terrace in Tooting, south London, and a house in Radcliffe, Greater Manchester. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 12:00pm Bargain Hunt: Kedleston: Antiques challenge. Two couples search for treasure at the historic Kedleston Hall in Derbyshire. David Harper and Catherine Southon provide the expert advice. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
BBC TWO (2)
- 2:10am Dracula: Classic Hammer horror. A man investigates the death of his friend, apparently the victim of a blood-sucking vampire. Contains horror. (1 hour 20 minutes)
- 1:00pm The Third Man: Classic film noir set in post-war Vienna. A visiting American investigates the apparent death of a friend (Orson Welles) - and uncovers some unpleasant truths. Also in HD. (1 hour 40 minutes)
- 2:40pm Escape to the Continent: 12, 20. Puglia: Property show. Nicki Chapman is in Italy's Puglia region, property hunting with buyers from Kent who want to make a permanent move abroad on a budget of £300,000. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm New Zealand: Earth's Mythical Islands: 3, 3. New Arrivals: Told through the experiences of its native species, this is the moving story of the changing fortunes of New Zealand's wildlife since humans first arrived. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 7:30pm Wallace and Gromit: A Close Shave: Oscar-winning claymation. Wallace (Peter Sallis) loses his head, romantically speaking, while Gromit is framed in a fiendish plot by a dastardly enemy. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Dragons' Den: Budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires. It's handbags at dawn as textile tycoon Touker Suleyman clashes with a fledgling fashion business. Also in HD. (1 hour)
ITV (3)
- 3:00am Murder, She Wrote: Death Takes a Dive: Murder mystery series about a sleuthing writer. Jessica helps her private eye friend Harry McGraw when he is arrested for the murder of a devious boxing manager. (50 minutes)
- 10:15pm Slow Train Through Africa: North Africa: Griff Rhys Jones attempts five remarkable train journeys across Africa. Griff travels through north Africa, famed for the Sahara, ancient cities and exotic markets. (1 hour)
Channel 4 (4)
- 2:00am Dare to Believe: Natasha Baker: Intimate portrait of the para-equestrian who never let the neurological disorder transverse myelitis lessen her love of horse riding or stop her winning two golds in 2012. Next stop Rio. (5 minutes)
- 5:20am Double Your House for Half the...: ...Money: Sarah Beeny visits a tiny two-bed house in Horsham, West Sussex, where the owners have run out of space, and a massive build in the affluent London borough of Wandsworth. (55 minutes)
- 8:25am Frasier: The Show Where Sam Shows Up: Sam breezes into town and updates Frasier on the lives of the Cheers gang. But it's soon apparent that he's on the run from a nymphomaniac. (30 minutes)
- 8:55am Frasier: Room with a View: When Frasier innocently searches for his missing book in Daphne's room, he inadvertently digs himself into a big financial hole. (30 minutes)
- 9:25am Dare to Believe: Georgie Hermitage: Growing up with cerebral palsy, Georgie rejected athletics when her coach suggested she compete in disability sport. But London 2012 changed her mind and now she's a contender for Rio. (5 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Simpsons: Homer Day: Colonel Homer: The first of eight episodes celebrating Homer's greatest moments. Marge grows jealous when Homer becomes the manager of beautiful country and western singer. (25 minutes)
- 2:25pm The Simpsons: Homer Day: Beyond Blunderdome: When Homer criticises Mel Gibson's remake of Mr Smith Goes to Washington at a test screening, Mel hires Homer to help him rewrite it. (30 minutes)
- 2:55pm The Simpsons: Homer Day: Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?: Homer discovers his long-lost brother Herb, a millionaire car company owner. But all does not go well when Herb asks Homer to design a car. (30 minutes)
- 3:25pm The Simpsons: Homer Day: The Seemingly Never-Ending Story: When they are trapped in a cave, Lisa tells Homer about a day she spent with Mr Burns after she was chased into his mansion by a goat. (30 minutes)
- 3:55pm The Simpsons: Homer Day: I Married Marge: Marge thinks she may be pregnant, inspiring Homer to reminisce about when Bart was born. To make an honest woman of Marge, Homer married her at Shotgun Pete's. (30 minutes)
- 4:25pm The Simpsons: Homer Day: Alone Again Natura-Diddily: Tragedy strikes Maude Flanders at Springfield's new race track. (30 minutes)
- 4:55pm The Simpsons: Homer Day: Flaming Moe's: Homer teaches Moe how to make his favourite homemade alcoholic drink, the 'Flaming Homer'. But Moe steals the recipe, and successfully reinvents the bar as 'Flaming Moe's'. (30 minutes)
- 5:25pm The Simpsons: Homer Day: Million Dollar Maybe: Concluding the run of shows celebrating Homer's greatest moments. Homer wins the jackpot in the lottery, but has to keep it secret from the family. With Chris Martin. (25 minutes)
- 8:00pm Flying to the Ends of the Earth: Former marine Arthur Williams flies in to the islands of the South Pacific, where he soon discovers how much life is at the mercy of the elements. (S2 Ep2, 3) (1 hour)
- 11:20pm Ghost: (1990) Fantasy. A murdered man's ghost (Patrick Swayze) enlists the help of a fake medium (Whoopi Goldberg) to keep his love (Demi Moore) safe from the people who killed him. Violence. (2 hours 15 minutes)
Channel 5 (5)
- 4:00am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. The doctors treat patients who have been surprised by sudden illness and injury, including a woman who slipped between the platform and the carriage of a train. (S3 Ep 42) (50 minutes)
ITV2 (6)
- 12:25am Family Guy: Friends of Peter G: Animated US comedy. Peter gets a visit from Death, who gives him a glimpse of what life would be like with and without 'Mr Booze' in his bloodstream. (30 minutes)
- 12:55am American Dad!: I Ain't No Holodeck Boy: Animated series. Stan is upset that Steve and his friends do not play outside. Hayley claims to be Roger's queen after buying the sun that his planet orbits. (30 minutes)
- 1:25am American Dad!: Vision: Impossible: Animated series about Stan Smith, a hapless CIA agent. After a car accident, Roger starts to have visions of the future, much to the ire of the Smiths. (25 minutes)
- 1:50am The Cleveland Show: Harder, Better, Faster, Browner: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Cleveland helps out an aspiring rapper and the pair of them collaborate to produce an unlikely hit record. (30 minutes)
- 2:20am The Cleveland Show: Cleveland Live!: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. The Cleveland Show makes an animation first when it takes a behind the scenes look at the 'filming' of an episode. (25 minutes)
- 9:55am Coronation Street Omnibus: David says goodbye to the love of his life. Billy faces the music. Leanne admits she still has feelings for Nick. (2 hours 25 minutes)
- 2:50pm Mr Bean's Holiday: Comedy sequel starring Rowan Atkinson and Emma de Caunes, 2007. The disaster-prone Bean unwittingly separates a boy from his parents whilst on holiday and must reunite them (1 hour)
- 3:55pm Mr Bean's Holiday: Comedy sequel starring Rowan Atkinson and Emma de Caunes, 2007. The disaster-prone Bean unwittingly separates a boy from his parents whilst on holiday and must reunite them (45 minutes)
- 4:40pm The Smurfs: Live action and CGI comedy starring Neil Patrick Harris and Jayma Mays, 2011. The blue gang are run out of their village by the evil Gargamel and find themselves transported to Earth (1 hour)
- 5:45pm The Smurfs: Live action and CGI comedy starring Neil Patrick Harris and Jayma Mays, 2011. The blue gang are run out of their village by the evil Gargamel and find themselves transported to Earth (1 hour)
- 6:45pm The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey: Fantasy adventure starring Martin Freeman and Ian McKellen, 2012. Bilbo Baggins and a company of dwarves set out to reclaim their home on Lonely Mountain from the dragon Smaug (1 hour)
- 7:50pm The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey: Fantasy adventure starring Martin Freeman and Ian McKellen, 2012. Bilbo Baggins and a company of dwarves set out to reclaim their home on Lonely Mountain from the dragon Smaug (2 hours 10 minutes)
- 10:00pm Family Guy: Run, Chris, Run: US animated comedy series. Meg learns that the cool kids plan to prank Chris. Peter and the gang get jealous when Cleveland starts hanging out with Jerome. (30 minutes)
- 10:30pm Family Guy: German Guy: Animated US comedy. While searching for a new hobby, Chris meets a puppeteer named Franz. They remain friends until Franz's chequered past is suddenly revealed. (30 minutes)
- 11:00pm Family Guy: The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair: Animated comedy. When Bonnie goes out of town, Meg offers to check in on Joe, but she soon becomes too involved and starts freaking everyone out. (30 minutes)
- 11:30pm American Dad!: Faking Bad: Animated series. Hayley and Steve set up a business selling fake IDs to teens. Roger, as one of his alter egos, tries to intimidate them into giving it up. (25 minutes)
- 11:55pm American Dad!: Minstrel Krampus: Animated series. When Steve starts acting like a spoiled brat at Christmas, Stan liberates Minstrel Krampus, a demon who punishes naughty children at Christmas. (30 minutes)
Pick (11)
- 12:00am Night Cops: An inside scoop into the lives of Britain's policemen. Tonight's gritty episode involves a violent individual not afraid to use his fists and a double drug arrest. Strong language. (5, 6) (1 hour)
- 2:00am Most Shocking: Citizens Under...: ...Attack. A neighbourly dispute turns into a fight for survival; an assault triggers a riot at a monster truck show; and a cyclist takes out his anger on a cab driver. (1 hour)
- 3:00am Most Shocking: Chases & Crashes 2: A crazed cat lover is stopped by the authorities; a 12-year-old takes his mum's car for a spin; and a shock is in store for an officer laying down spike strips. (1 hour)
- 7:00am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S12, ep 9) (30 minutes)
- 7:30am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S12, ep 10) (30 minutes)
- 8:00am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S11, ep 1) (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S11, ep 2) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Animal Saints and Sinners: Dogs Saving Lives and Suspected Pit Bulls Next Door: Two suspected pit bulls are getting loose and in Kirklees a dog is kept chained up in the garden in the wet weather. (S1, ep 8) (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Monkey Life: Set in Dorset's Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre, this documentary series follows the day-to-day dramas of looking after over 240 monkeys, chimps, orangutans and other primates. (S1, ep 14) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm Monkey Life: Series two begins with a new arrival named Bryan, who strikes up a bond with one of the park's naughtiest residents. The adult orangutans, meanwhile, enjoy giant ice lollies. (S2, ep 1) (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Monkey Life: While emotions run high for Alison when she says goodbye to Julio the woolly monkey, animal manager Jeremy visits Paris to collect a baby orangutan. (S2, ep 2) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm Monkey Life: A trip to the dentist is in order for Bryan when he has an operation on his teeth, while stump-tailed macaque Koko requires a helping hand from Jeremy. (S2, ep 3) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Monkey Life: Nerves jangle when orangutan Lingga is moved into her new enclosure to meet her housemates. Chimp Jimmy, meanwhile, hurts his leg. (S2, ep 4) (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm Monkey Life: Young orangutan Hsiao-Ning experiences a sugar rush after eating too much fruit. Plus, Jeremy makes a risky decision to help Jimmy with his leg wound. (S2, ep 5) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Monkey Life: Bryan learns a painful lesson when he heads outside for the first time. Chimp Susan, meanwhile, could be pregnant for the second time. (S2, ep 6) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Monkey Life: Staff members worry about the health of a newborn monkey, while orangutan Dinda gets to grips with life in the outside enclosure. (S2, ep 7) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Monkey Life: The life of a baby woolly monkey hangs in the balance just 24 hours after its birth. Charlie's bachelor pad days, meanwhile, could be over when he's bullied by the other chimps. (S2, ep 8) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Monkey Life: Things are looking up when chimp toddler Bryan makes his peace with bad boy of the group, Seamus - however, it's not long before they fall out again. (S2, ep 9) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Monkey Life: Work gets under way on Monkey World's first foreign sanctuary, a rescue centre in Vietnam that aims to provide future protection for endangered gibbons. (S2, ep 10) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Monkey Life: The first primates arrive at the Vietnam rescue centre to begin their rehabilitation. Back on home soil, Paddy's chimpanzee group welcome a new addition into the fold. (S2, ep 11) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Stop Search Seize: Join Ireland's Customs teams as they, with the help of the Irish police, try to stop organised smugglers from bringing drugs, cars and even exotic animals into the country. (S1, ep 9) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm New: Police Force Australia: Documentary series joining police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations, major drug busts and murder investigations. (S5, ep 17) (30 minutes)
- 10:30pm New: Police Force Australia: Documentary series joining police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations, major drug busts and murder investigations. (S5, ep 18) (30 minutes)
Dave (12)
- 1:00am Dynamo: Magician Impossible: Magic with the bearded wonder as he wows audiences around the world with his impossible illusions. Dynamo leaves actor Mat Horne gobsmacked, before vanishing in Miami. (1 hour)
- 7:10am Trawlermen: Scottish fishing crews negotiate perilous waters in the observational series. The young crew of the prawn trawler New Dawn deal with the devastating loss of one of their shipmates. (50 minutes)
- 8:00am Top Gear: The contentious trio's last Top Gear series. Clarkson tests two BMWs, as Hammond takes a Land Rover on a heart-stopping drive up a dam. Will Smith is their wild wild guest. (1 hour)
- 9:00am Top Gear: The most-watched factual TV series... in the world. The lads take a nostalgic look at Peugeot, while Richard coos over the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray. Olly Murs guests. (1 hour)
- 10:00am Top Gear: Clarkson gets chased by the British Army in some of their deadliest new toys, while Hammond and May race the Royal Mail - no jokes about slow deliveries, please. Usain Bolt guests. (1 hour)
- 5:20pm Top Gear: The most-watched factual TV series... in the world. The lads take a nostalgic look at Peugeot, while Richard coos over the Chevrolet Corvette Stingray. Olly Murs guests. (1 hour)
- 6:20pm Top Gear: Patagonia Special: The controversial special of the motoring magazine that saw the boys chased out of Argentina! Jeremy, Richard and James drive three sports cars through spectacular Patagonia. (2 hours 40 minutes)
Channel 4+1 (13)
- 3:00am Dare to Believe: Natasha Baker: Intimate portrait of the para-equestrian who never let the neurological disorder transverse myelitis lessen her love of horse riding or stop her winning two golds in 2012. Next stop Rio. (5 minutes)
- 6:20am Double Your House for Half the...: ...Money: Sarah Beeny visits a tiny two-bed house in Horsham, West Sussex, where the owners have run out of space, and a massive build in the affluent London borough of Wandsworth. (55 minutes)
- 9:25am Frasier: The Show Where Sam Shows Up: Sam breezes into town and updates Frasier on the lives of the Cheers gang. But it's soon apparent that he's on the run from a nymphomaniac. (30 minutes)
- 9:55am Frasier: Room with a View: When Frasier innocently searches for his missing book in Daphne's room, he inadvertently digs himself into a big financial hole. (30 minutes)
- 10:25am Dare to Believe: Georgie Hermitage: Growing up with cerebral palsy, Georgie rejected athletics when her coach suggested she compete in disability sport. But London 2012 changed her mind and now she's a contender for Rio. (5 minutes)
- 3:00pm The Simpsons: Homer Day: Colonel Homer: The first of eight episodes celebrating Homer's greatest moments. Marge grows jealous when Homer becomes the manager of beautiful country and western singer. (25 minutes)
- 3:25pm The Simpsons: Homer Day: Beyond Blunderdome: When Homer criticises Mel Gibson's remake of Mr Smith Goes to Washington at a test screening, Mel hires Homer to help him rewrite it. (30 minutes)
- 3:55pm The Simpsons: Homer Day: Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?: Homer discovers his long-lost brother Herb, a millionaire car company owner. But all does not go well when Herb asks Homer to design a car. (30 minutes)
- 4:25pm The Simpsons: Homer Day: The Seemingly Never-Ending Story: When they are trapped in a cave, Lisa tells Homer about a day she spent with Mr Burns after she was chased into his mansion by a goat. (30 minutes)
- 4:55pm The Simpsons: Homer Day: I Married Marge: Marge thinks she may be pregnant, inspiring Homer to reminisce about when Bart was born. To make an honest woman of Marge, Homer married her at Shotgun Pete's. (30 minutes)
- 5:25pm The Simpsons: Homer Day: Alone Again Natura-Diddily: Tragedy strikes Maude Flanders at Springfield's new race track. (30 minutes)
- 5:55pm The Simpsons: Homer Day: Flaming Moe's: Homer teaches Moe how to make his favourite homemade alcoholic drink, the 'Flaming Homer'. But Moe steals the recipe, and successfully reinvents the bar as 'Flaming Moe's'. (30 minutes)
- 6:25pm The Simpsons: Homer Day: Million Dollar Maybe: Concluding the run of shows celebrating Homer's greatest moments. Homer wins the jackpot in the lottery, but has to keep it secret from the family. With Chris Martin. (25 minutes)
- 9:00pm Flying to the Ends of the Earth: Former marine Arthur Williams flies in to the islands of the South Pacific, where he soon discovers how much life is at the mercy of the elements. (S2 Ep2, 3) (1 hour)
More 4 (14)
- 9:25am Jamie's 15 Minute Meals: Jamie Oliver cooks Asian sea bass, sticky rice and dressed greens. Plus, chorizo carbonara and Catalan market salad. (25 minutes)
- 9:50am Craft: I Made This: Three craft lovers present a guide to making cool stuff, which ranges from a satchel and a dog bed, to a garden bench, a trinket bowl, a macramÂe mirror and a trendy concrete planter. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:00pm Amazing Spaces Shed of the Year: George Clarke and fellow judges pick from the Eco and Unexpected categories, including a mud hut, a shed on wheels, one that rises with the tide and also a shed that's haunted. (S3 Ep2) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Father Ted: Speed 3: Pat Mustard, Craggy Island's milkman, is sacked, so Dougal takes over the round. When Pat plants a bomb on the float for revenge, Ted must keep his nerve to save Dougal. (S3 Ep3, 8) (35 minutes)
- 9:35pm Father Ted: The Mainland: Trips to the mainland always lead to trouble, so Ted is deeply nervous at the prospect. What will go wrong this time? With Richard Wilson and Graham Norton. (S3 Ep4, 8) (30 minutes)
Film4 (15)
- 1:00pm The Core: (2003) Sci-fi adventure starring Aaron Eckhart, Stanley Tucci and Hilary Swank. Can scientists save the planet when the Earth's core stops turning, causing widespread death and destruction? (2 hours 45 minutes)
- 9:00pm Die Hard 2: (1990) Thriller. John McClane (Bruce Willis) is in trouble at Washington's Dulles Airport, where an ex-CIA renegade plans to free a South American drugs baron. Violence, strong language. (2 hours 20 minutes)
- 11:20pm Zero Dark Thirty: (2012) Drama starring Jessica Chastain as a US intelligence agent engaged in the CIA's quest to track down Osama bin Laden. Strong language and violence, distressing torture scenes. (3 hours 5 minutes)
Really (17)
- 3:00pm Fantasy Homes by the Sea: Cesme, Turkey: Sundrenched house hunting series. Jenni Falconer meets a Sheffield couple who want a permanent seaside home in the popular Turkish holiday resort of Cesme. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Fantasy Homes by the Sea: Dublin: Jenni Falconer is on the trail of more stunning seaside properties. A young mum now living in London hopes to find the family home in Ireland that she has dreamt of. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Fantasy Homes by the Sea: Donegal: Escapist property hunting series in which families look for their dream coastal home. A young Kent couple want to start a new stress-free life in unspoilt Donegal. (1 hour)
Drama (20)
- 9:00pm Silent Witness: The Meaning of Death: A feature-length mystery for Emilia Fox and her forensics unit. As Nikki experiences a crisis of faith, the team investigate apparently motiveless murders. (2 hours 30 minutes)
5 USA (21)
- 12:55am CSI: Miami: Darkroom: Crime drama series based on the work of forensic investigators. DNA at a crime scene reveals that one of the kidnapped women CSIs are looking for is Natalia's sister. (S5 Ep 8) (1 hour)
- 1:55am CSI: New York: The Lying Game: The team investigate the murder of a transgender showgirl, but find the case complicated by the sheer number of suspects. (S3 Ep 14) (55 minutes)
ITV4 (24)
- 1:05am The Keeper: Action adventure starring Stephan Duvall and Steven Seagal, 2009. An ex-LA cop flees to New Mexico to work as a bodyguard for the daughter of a wealthy businessman (1 hour)
- 2:10am The Keeper: Action adventure starring Stephan Duvall and Steven Seagal, 2009. An ex-LA cop flees to New Mexico to work as a bodyguard for the daughter of a wealthy businessman (40 minutes)
- 5:55pm Mr Bean: Mr Bean: Rowan Atkinson stars as the hapless Mr Bean. In this original award-winning episode, he takes an exam, sunbathes and goes to church with Richard Briers. (35 minutes)
- 6:30pm Mr Bean: The Return of Mr Bean: Rowan Atkinson stars as the hapless Mr Bean. Mr Bean visits a department store and gets carried away. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Cannonball Run II: High-octane action comedy starring Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLuise, 1984. An Arab sheik puts up a million-dollar prize for a rerun of an illegal coast-to-coast car race (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:10pm Cannonball Run II: High-octane action comedy starring Burt Reynolds and Dom DeLuise, 1984. An Arab sheik puts up a million-dollar prize for a rerun of an illegal coast-to-coast car race (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 10:15pm Raw Deal: All-action adventure starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Kathryn Harrold, 1986. An ex-FBI agent goes undercover to infiltrate the gangsters responsible for the death of his former boss's son (1 hour)
- 11:20pm Raw Deal: All-action adventure starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Kathryn Harrold, 1986. An ex-FBI agent goes undercover to infiltrate the gangsters responsible for the death of his former boss's son (1 hour 5 minutes)
Home (25)
- 12:00am DIY SOS: The Big Build: Sunderland: Inspirational property makeovers with Nick Knowles. The DIY SOS team are in Sunderland to transform the home of June Finlay, who suffered a life-changing brain infection. (1 hour)
ITV2 +1 (27)
- 12:25am Family Guy: Road to the North Pole, Part 1: Subversive animated comedy. After being dismissed by Santa Claus at the mall, Stewie forces Brian to drive him to the North Pole to kill Santa. (30 minutes)
- 12:55am Family Guy: Road to the North Pole, Part 2: Subversive animated comedy. Shocked by what they find at Santa's workshop, Stewie and Brian strive to save Christmas. (30 minutes)
- 1:25am Family Guy: Friends of Peter G: Animated US comedy. Peter gets a visit from Death, who gives him a glimpse of what life would be like with and without 'Mr Booze' in his bloodstream. (30 minutes)
- 1:55am American Dad!: I Ain't No Holodeck Boy: Animated series. Stan is upset that Steve and his friends do not play outside. Hayley claims to be Roger's queen after buying the sun that his planet orbits. (30 minutes)
- 2:25am American Dad!: Vision: Impossible: Animated series about Stan Smith, a hapless CIA agent. After a car accident, Roger starts to have visions of the future, much to the ire of the Smiths. (25 minutes)
- 2:50am The Cleveland Show: Harder, Better, Faster, Browner: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Cleveland helps out an aspiring rapper and the pair of them collaborate to produce an unlikely hit record. (30 minutes)
- 3:20am The Cleveland Show: Cleveland Live!: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. The Cleveland Show makes an animation first when it takes a behind the scenes look at the 'filming' of an episode. (25 minutes)
E4 (28)
- 4:15am How I Met Your Mother: Come On: Barney slaps Ted when he says he wants to pursue Robin. Later, in frustration at Robin's camping trip with Sandy, Ted performs a rain dance to keep her at home. (20 minutes)
- 4:35am How I Met Your Mother: Where Were We?: Ted's romantic luck is bolstered by his new relationship with Robin, who has yet to reveal her love of guns. However, Marshall is feeling down after his split from Lily. (20 minutes)
- 4:55am Revenge: Exodus: The wedding day of the year arrives, and Emily's plan is poised to go off without a hitch as Patrick convinces Victoria she should attend the ceremony after all. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 7:35am How I Met Your Mother: Come On: Barney slaps Ted when he says he wants to pursue Robin. Later, in frustration at Robin's camping trip with Sandy, Ted performs a rain dance to keep her at home. (25 minutes)
- 8:00am How I Met Your Mother: Where Were We?: Ted's romantic luck is bolstered by his new relationship with Robin, who has yet to reveal her love of guns. However, Marshall is feeling down after his split from Lily. (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Made in Chelsea: South of France: Brand new series: The Chelsea set head out to Cannes for a summer season of high-end antics. Jamie bumps into his old partying buddy Francis Boulle, while Frankie is back in the UK. (Ep1, 6) (1 hour)
- 12:00pm Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: Day 6 takes place in Girona, Spain, where Brendan tries to educate the group of tourists in the art of goat herding. (Ep6, 30) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: Day 7, and the coach zooms into France, where one tourist makes a meal out of eating local snails, and another wants to leave while their partner aims to stay. (Ep7, 30) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: It's day 8, and a twist in the daily vote leads to some dirty tactics that backfire badly at the most dramatic vote Brendan has ever witnessed. (Ep8, 30) (35 minutes)
- 1:35pm Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: It's day 9, and some brand new tourists brighten up Brendan's day, as does some action-packed blob jumping. (Ep9, 30) (25 minutes)
- 2:00pm Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: Day 10 of the high-speed reality contest and in sunny southern France one tourist takes a shine to a local handball instructor. (Ep10, 30) (35 minutes)
- 2:35pm The Goldbergs: Van People: Erica and Barry buy a shabby second-hand van to drive. Adam is voted 'nicest guy' in the school yearbook but when he objects he is suspended. (S2 Ep13, 24) (25 minutes)
- 3:00pm The Goldbergs: Barry Goldberg's Day Off: Inspired by the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Barry pretends to be ill so he can avoid school and create an epic day of his own. (S2 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm The Goldbergs: Lucky: Barry badgers Murray into getting him a puppy. Beverly wants to join in with Erica and Lainey's pyjama party, but the girls exclude her from the event. (S3 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm The Goldbergs: In Conclusion, Thanksgiving: Adam exploits his father's soft spot for a popular song. Beverly wants Murray to invite his grouchy dad to Thanksgiving dinner. (S3 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:35pm The Big Bang Theory: Pilot: Leonard and Sheldon are brilliant physicists but have no luck when it comes to understanding women. All this begins to change when the beautiful Penny moves in next door. (S1 Ep1, 17) (25 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Communication Deterioration: Raj is asked to create a message for Nasa to use if one of their missions finds alien life. Penny considers taking up acting again. (S8 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Graduation Transmission: Leonard is invited to give the commencement address at his former high school. Howard and Sheldon can't make a toy drone fly. (S8 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Maternal Combustion: Personalities collide when Sheldon and Leonard's mothers finally meet. Howard decides to 'man up' and do his share of the housework. (S8 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Commitment Determination: Sheldon pressures Leonard and Penny to choose a date for their wedding while dealing with changes in his own relationship. (S8 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Helium Insufficiency: Sheldon and Leonard struggle to find the supplies they need for an experiment. Penny and Bernadette download a dating app for Amy. (S9 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Spock Resonance: While being interviewed for a documentary on Star Trek character Mr Spock, Sheldon can't suppress his emotions about his split from Amy. (S9 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm Tattoo Fixers on Holiday: Brand new series: The Mediterranean pop-up parlour gets a visit from Sophie, who has an unusual animal-inspired tattoo, and Jay takes on best mates Sam and Laura's cheeky stickmen. (Ep2, 8) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Rich Kids of Instagram: Brand new series: Lana and Stephanie are late for a meeting. Bryan gets some botox, lip filler and a spray tan. And is Julia's Instagram lifestyle about to hit the big time? (Ep5, 6) (1 hour)
E4+1 (29)
- 5:15am How I Met Your Mother: Come On: Barney slaps Ted when he says he wants to pursue Robin. Later, in frustration at Robin's camping trip with Sandy, Ted performs a rain dance to keep her at home. (20 minutes)
- 5:35am How I Met Your Mother: Where Were We?: Ted's romantic luck is bolstered by his new relationship with Robin, who has yet to reveal her love of guns. However, Marshall is feeling down after his split from Lily. (20 minutes)
- 5:55am Revenge: Exodus: The wedding day of the year arrives, and Emily's plan is poised to go off without a hitch as Patrick convinces Victoria she should attend the ceremony after all. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:35am How I Met Your Mother: Come On: Barney slaps Ted when he says he wants to pursue Robin. Later, in frustration at Robin's camping trip with Sandy, Ted performs a rain dance to keep her at home. (25 minutes)
- 9:00am How I Met Your Mother: Where Were We?: Ted's romantic luck is bolstered by his new relationship with Robin, who has yet to reveal her love of guns. However, Marshall is feeling down after his split from Lily. (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Made in Chelsea: South of France: Brand new series: The Chelsea set head out to Cannes for a summer season of high-end antics. Jamie bumps into his old partying buddy Francis Boulle, while Frankie is back in the UK. (Ep1, 6) (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: Day 6 takes place in Girona, Spain, where Brendan tries to educate the group of tourists in the art of goat herding. (Ep6, 30) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: Day 7, and the coach zooms into France, where one tourist makes a meal out of eating local snails, and another wants to leave while their partner aims to stay. (Ep7, 30) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: It's day 8, and a twist in the daily vote leads to some dirty tactics that backfire badly at the most dramatic vote Brendan has ever witnessed. (Ep8, 30) (35 minutes)
- 2:35pm Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: It's day 9, and some brand new tourists brighten up Brendan's day, as does some action-packed blob jumping. (Ep9, 30) (25 minutes)
- 3:00pm Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: Day 10 of the high-speed reality contest and in sunny southern France one tourist takes a shine to a local handball instructor. (Ep10, 30) (35 minutes)
- 3:35pm The Goldbergs: Van People: Erica and Barry buy a shabby second-hand van to drive. Adam is voted 'nicest guy' in the school yearbook but when he objects he is suspended. (S2 Ep13, 24) (25 minutes)
- 4:00pm The Goldbergs: Barry Goldberg's Day Off: Inspired by the film Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Barry pretends to be ill so he can avoid school and create an epic day of his own. (S2 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm The Goldbergs: Lucky: Barry badgers Murray into getting him a puppy. Beverly wants to join in with Erica and Lainey's pyjama party, but the girls exclude her from the event. (S3 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm The Goldbergs: In Conclusion, Thanksgiving: Adam exploits his father's soft spot for a popular song. Beverly wants Murray to invite his grouchy dad to Thanksgiving dinner. (S3 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:35pm The Big Bang Theory: Pilot: Leonard and Sheldon are brilliant physicists but have no luck when it comes to understanding women. All this begins to change when the beautiful Penny moves in next door. (S1 Ep1, 17) (25 minutes)
- 8:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Communication Deterioration: Raj is asked to create a message for Nasa to use if one of their missions finds alien life. Penny considers taking up acting again. (S8 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Graduation Transmission: Leonard is invited to give the commencement address at his former high school. Howard and Sheldon can't make a toy drone fly. (S8 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Maternal Combustion: Personalities collide when Sheldon and Leonard's mothers finally meet. Howard decides to 'man up' and do his share of the housework. (S8 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Commitment Determination: Sheldon pressures Leonard and Penny to choose a date for their wedding while dealing with changes in his own relationship. (S8 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Helium Insufficiency: Sheldon and Leonard struggle to find the supplies they need for an experiment. Penny and Bernadette download a dating app for Amy. (S9 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Spock Resonance: While being interviewed for a documentary on Star Trek character Mr Spock, Sheldon can't suppress his emotions about his split from Amy. (S9 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:00pm Tattoo Fixers on Holiday: Brand new series: The Mediterranean pop-up parlour gets a visit from Sophie, who has an unusual animal-inspired tattoo, and Jay takes on best mates Sam and Laura's cheeky stickmen. (Ep2, 8) (1 hour)
ITV +1 (33)
- 4:00am Murder, She Wrote: Death Takes a Dive: Murder mystery series about a sleuthing writer. Jessica helps her private eye friend Harry McGraw when he is arrested for the murder of a devious boxing manager. (50 minutes)
- 7:25am Pat & Stan: Scare Me If You Can: Pat the purple hippo and his friend Stan the yellow dog manage to turn every event into the craziest of adventures! Aunt Martha tries to cure Pat of his hiccups. (10 minutes)
- 8:35am Thunderbirds Are Go: Under Pressure: Reboot of the classic children's adventure series. A heavy metal extraction platform carrying toxic waste at the bottom of the ocean is in trouble. (25 minutes)
- 10:25am Murder, She Wrote: Incident in Lot 7: Murder mystery series. Jessica Fletcher goes to Hollywood to meet people who are filming one of her books, but the producer is murdered on a horror film set. (1 hour)
- 11:25am Murder, She Wrote: The Monte Carlo Murders: Detective drama series. Jessica's sojourn in a Monte Carlo hotel is interrupted by the murder of a businessman. (1 hour)
- 12:25pm Columbo: Negative Reaction: A successful photographer tries to solve his marital problems with an elaborate murder plot, but dishevelled detective Columbo is on the case. (1 hour 55 minutes)
- 2:25pm Long Lost Family: In this edition, Susan Webb gave up daughter Samantha for adoption while suffering from depression, and Sonia Walsh was abandoned by her mother when she was just three years old. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 4:30pm The Queen: Drama based on real events starring Helen Mirren and Michael Sheen, 2006. Tony Blair tries to persuade Queen Elizabeth to go against her usual instincts and pay tribute to Diana (2 hours)
- 9:00pm Midsomer Murders: Habeas Corpus: When a wealthy landowner's body goes missing on the night of his death, DCI Barnaby, DS Nelson and new forensic pathologist Kam Karimore seek to identify the culprit. (2 hours)
- 11:15pm Slow Train Through Africa: North Africa: Griff Rhys Jones attempts five remarkable train journeys across Africa. Griff travels through north Africa, famed for the Sahara, ancient cities and exotic markets. (1 hour)
ITV3+1 (34)
- 6:05pm Carry On Up the Jungle: Classic British comedy starring Frankie Howerd and Sidney James, 1970. The Carry On regulars set off on a jungle safari and find themselves plunging in and out of the wrong tents (50 minutes)
- 6:55pm Doc Martin: Comedy drama series. Martin makes his debut on a local radio station but fails to make a great impression. Bert and Al argue over Al's college plans. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:00pm Doc Martin: The Portwenn Effect: Louisa buys two tickets for the Portwenn Players village dance and invites Martin, but when he turns her down she instead invites Mark, who is over the moon. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm The Booze Cruise III: Starring Neil Pearson and Mark Benton. The team once again take to the roads in order to scatter Grace's mother's ashes on the Moors. But as usual, outrageous events overtake them. (1 hour 5 minutes)
Film4+1 (45)
- 10:00pm Die Hard 2: (1990) Thriller. John McClane (Bruce Willis) is in trouble at Washington's Dulles Airport, where an ex-CIA renegade plans to free a South American drugs baron. Violence, strong language. (2 hours 20 minutes)
Challenge (46)
- 8:00am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 10:00am Takeshi's Castle: Comedy game show voiced by Craig Charles. Contestants vie for a cash prize as they attempt to overcome the giant games fortifying Takeshi Kitano's castle. (30 minutes)
- 10:30am Takeshi's Castle: Comedy game show voiced by Craig Charles. Contestants vie for a cash prize as they attempt to overcome the giant games fortifying Takeshi Kitano's castle. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm New: Gladiators: Contenders enter the arena to demonstrate their strength, skill, speed and stamina throughout a host of challenges against the formidable Gladiators. (S1, ep 2) (1 hour)
4seven (47)
- 12:10am Friday Night Dinner: The Carpet Cleaner: It's Dad's annual hinge oiling evening but when he spills oil on Mum's beloved carpet, it's a race against time to clean it up before she finds out. (S4 Ep2, 6) (35 minutes)
- 12:45am The Job Interview: A waste disposal company want an executive assistant, and party planners Snapdragon are looking for an events co-ordinator who's comfortable around billionaires and minor royalty. (Ep4) (55 minutes)
- 2:35am Walking the Himalayas: In this new series Levison Wood sets out to walk the Himalayas from Afghanistan to Bhutan. Levison and his guide Malang start in the Wakhan Corridor, where few Westerners have been. (Ep1, 5) (50 minutes)
- 3:25am The World's Weirdest Weather: How did weird weather turn Lake Erie pea green? Plus, New York's beautiful 'Manhattanhenge' sunset, moustache clouds, weather bombs, giant mushroom-shaped rocks and more. (S2 Ep2) (55 minutes)
- 4:20am Meet What You Eat: A show revealing all you need to know about food. Britain's top fish experts share their best kept secrets, from luxury fish and chips to feeding the whole family on the cheap. (30 minutes)
Channel 5+24 (55)
- 1:45am Neighbours: Elly is forced to face her past when her life is threatened. Xanthe is broken hearted when she sees that Ben and Alison are together. Sonya confronts Clive at The Waterhole (30 minutes)
- 2:15am Home and Away: Josh is arrested for his involvement in Jake's murder. Zac steps in when he notices that VJ is prioritising Billie over his studies. Ash apologises to Kat for breaking her secret. (30 minutes)
- 2:45am Home and Away: VJ is stunned when Billie tells him that she is falling in love with him. Olivia and Chris are shaken to the core when they receive picture messages of Irene from her kidnapper. (25 minutes)
- 11:30am The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door: Documentary series. In Torbay, after one man posted a video calling his new neighbour 'the world's oldest car jacker', the entire street became embroiled a bitter fight. (S3 Ep 1) (55 minutes)
- 12:25pm The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door: Home Is Where the Heart Is: Documentary series. In this episode, a couple trying to renovate a barn are forced to live in a caravan during a long-running war with their neighbour. (S3 Ep 2) (55 minutes)
- 1:20pm The Nightmare Neighbour Next Door: Documentary series taking a look at the UK's feuding neighbours. In Wales, a wheelie bin and a birthday cake have sparked off a dirty war between two neighbours. (S3 Ep 3) (1 hour)
- 8:00pm NCIS: American crime drama. It's Christmas time and Tony DiNozzo can't decide if he'll be naughty or nice when his dad, Anthony DiNozzo Sr, comes to town for a visit. (S10 Ep 10) (1 hour)
5USA+1 (78)
- 12:55am CSI: New York: Sweet 16: US crime drama series. Mac looks into the death of a base jumper who was hit by a flock of racing pigeons, while Stella investigates a man found dead in his garage. (S3 Ep 10) (1 hour)
- 1:55am CSI: Miami: Darkroom: Crime drama series based on the work of forensic investigators. DNA at a crime scene reveals that one of the kidnapped women CSIs are looking for is Natalia's sister. (S5 Ep 8) (1 hour)
- 2:55am CSI: New York: The Lying Game: The team investigate the murder of a transgender showgirl, but find the case complicated by the sheer number of suspects. (S3 Ep 14) (55 minutes)
Dave ja vu (84)
- 2:00am Dynamo: Magician Impossible: Magic with the bearded wonder as he wows audiences around the world with his impossible illusions. Dynamo leaves actor Mat Horne gobsmacked, before vanishing in Miami. (1 hour)
- 8:10am Trawlermen: Scottish fishing crews negotiate perilous waters in the observational series. The young crew of the prawn trawler New Dawn deal with the devastating loss of one of their shipmates. (50 minutes)
- 9:00am Top Gear: The contentious trio's last Top Gear series. Clarkson tests two BMWs, as Hammond takes a Land Rover on a heart-stopping drive up a dam. Will Smith is their wild wild guest. (1 hour)
BBC ONE HD (101)
- 11:00am Homes Under the Hammer: Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander visit a semi-detached property in Stoke, a mid-terrace in Tooting, south London, and a house in Radcliffe, Greater Manchester. (1 hour)
- 12:00pm Bargain Hunt: Kedleston: Antiques challenge. Two couples search for treasure at the historic Kedleston Hall in Derbyshire. David Harper and Catherine Southon provide the expert advice. (45 minutes)
BBC TWO HD (102)
- 2:10am Dracula: Classic horror from the Hammer Studio. Vampire hunter Van Helsing comes to Transylvania to investigate the fate of his friend, apparently the victim of the blood-sucking creature. (1 hour 20 minutes)
- 1:00pm The Third Man: Classic film noir set in post-war Vienna. A visiting American investigates the apparent death of a friend (Orson Welles) - and uncovers some unpleasant truths. (1 hour 40 minutes)
- 2:40pm Escape to the Continent: 12, 20. Puglia: Property show. Nicki Chapman is in Italy's Puglia region, property hunting with buyers from Kent who want to make a permanent move abroad on a budget of £300,000. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm New Zealand: Earth's Mythical Islands: 3, 3. New Arrivals: Told through the experiences of its native species, this is the moving story of the changing fortunes of New Zealand's wildlife since humans first arrived. (1 hour)
Channel 4 HD (104)
- 11:20pm Ghost: (1990) Fantasy. A murdered man's ghost (Patrick Swayze) enlists the help of a fake medium (Whoopi Goldberg) to keep his love (Demi Moore) safe from the people who killed him. Violence. (2 hours 15 minutes)
Channel 4+1 HD (109)
- 3:00am Dare to Believe: Natasha Baker: Intimate portrait of the para-equestrian who never let the neurological disorder transverse myelitis lessen her love of horse riding or stop her winning two golds in 2012. Next stop Rio. (5 minutes)
- 6:20am Double Your House for Half the...: ...Money: Sarah Beeny visits a tiny two-bed house in Horsham, West Sussex, where the owners have run out of space, and a massive build in the affluent London borough of Wandsworth. (55 minutes)
4seven HD (110)
- 12:10am Friday Night Dinner: The Carpet Cleaner: It's Dad's annual hinge oiling evening but when he spills oil on Mum's beloved carpet, it's a race against time to clean it up before she finds out. (S4 Ep2, 6) (35 minutes)
- 12:45am The Job Interview: A waste disposal company want an executive assistant, and party planners Snapdragon are looking for an events co-ordinator who's comfortable around billionaires and minor royalty. (Ep4) (55 minutes)
- 2:35am Walking the Himalayas: In this new series Levison Wood sets out to walk the Himalayas from Afghanistan to Bhutan. Levison and his guide Malang start in the Wakhan Corridor, where few Westerners have been. (Ep1, 5) (50 minutes)
- 3:25am The World's Weirdest Weather: How did weird weather turn Lake Erie pea green? Plus, New York's beautiful 'Manhattanhenge' sunset, moustache clouds, weather bombs, giant mushroom-shaped rocks and more. (S2 Ep2) (55 minutes)
CBBC (120)
- 7:25am Danger Mouse: Danger Fan: Animated series. Shortly after Danger Mouse's biggest fan comes to visit, members of the team start to disappear. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:35am Strange Hill High: 4, 14. Snoozical: Animated series set in an inner-city school. Becky wants to audition for the upcoming Strange Hill High musical, blissfully unaware that her singing is awful. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 1:15pm Horrible Histories Awesome Alfred the...: ...Great Special. 2, 15. Historical sketch show. King Alfred the Great argues with his older brothers then defeats the Vikings using his cunning hit-and-run tactics. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 2:20pm My Life: Teenage Ice Trekker: 6, 12. Documentary series. 14-year-old Jamie is thrown into the biggest adventure of his life when his dad invites him to join him on an Arctic trek. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 4:55pm Bottersnikes & Gumbles: 6, 52. Up, Up and Away: Animated series. Bounce tries to scale Snike Hill, but she climbs so high that she freezes, loses her stretch and risks capture by the Snikes. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:10pm Bottersnikes & Gumbles: 7, 52. Grubloom Day: Animated series. When Bounce eats Willi's share of grubs, she is determined to make it right, and sets off to Snike Hill to find more. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 5:20pm Bottersnikes & Gumbles: 8, 52. Gumble Rally: Animated series. All the Gumbles are competing in the Gumble Rally, a fast-paced race through the junkyard, but they run into the Bottersnikes. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:35pm Bottersnikes & Gumbles: 9, 52. Toot On Duty: Animated series. When a nasty case of the Snike flu spreads through the Gumbletree, Toot is forced to overcome his greatest fear and venture back to Snike Hill. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 7:00pm Hetty Feather: Dreams: Drama series set in Victorian-era London. Hetty is excited when an explorer talks about her adventures, and there's a snake on the loose. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Eve: 4, 13. The Bubble Bursts: Sci-fi drama. Abe puts his feet up while Eve does his after-school deliveries. But when Eve goes into overdrive saving the planet, life gets dangerous. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 8:25pm My Life: Teenage Ice Trekker: 6, 12. Documentary series. 14-year-old Jamie is thrown into the biggest adventure of his life when his dad invites him to join him on an Arctic trek. Also in HD. (35 minutes)
CBeebies (121)
- 7:15am Dinopaws: The Thing That Rescued Us: Animation about three dinosaurs exploring their world. The Dinopaws bounce too high on a mushroom and get stuck in a tree. Super Lynda rescues them. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 8:05am Octonauts: 6, 22. Bowhead Whales: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. The Octonauts attempt to rescue a group of narwhals trapped behind Arctic ice. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 8:20am Mike the Knight: Mike the Knight and the Snoring Dragon: Animated series about a young knight in training. Trollee comes over for a sleepover but Sparkie's loud snores could be a problem! Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 8:30am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of Cotton-tail's Cake: Animated series. When Cotton-tail's birthday cake is stolen and Peter vows to get it back, he finds himself in hot water with some angry villains! Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 8:55am Sarah & Duck: Garden Gaming: Animation. Duck is getting frustrated with his new computer game, so Sarah builds a version he can play. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 9:55am Topsy and Tim: School Shoes: Live-action children's show. Topsy and Tim stomp around wearing their new school shoes. Topsy is so excited she can't sleep! Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 10:05am Topsy and Tim: Teacher Visit: Live-action children's show. Topsy and Tim are starting school soon, so their teacher and her teaching assistant come for a home visit. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 10:15am Jamillah & Aladdin: 2, 26. Once Upon a Time - Part 2: Drama series. After she accidentally lands Aladdin in jail, Jamillah and Genie hatch a plan to try and get him out. Also in HD. (20 minutes)
- 12:15pm I Can Cook on the Go: 15, 26. Salmon Roll-Ups and Rollerskating: Children's cookery programme. Katy and her friends make salmon roll-ups and have fun rollerskating together. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 12:30pm Grandpa in My Pocket: A Perfect Little Litter Picker: Comedy drama featuring a grandpa with a magical shrinking cap. When Mr Whoops hurts his back Grandpa decides that he needs a litter picker. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 12:45pm Melody: 15, 20. Rocket Trip: Melody listens to Mars by Gustav Holst and imagines a space adventure. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 1:25pm Charlie and Lola: I Spy with My Little Eyes: Children's animation with the imaginative siblings. When Charlie goes out with Marv, Lola decides to play spies with her imaginary friend Soren Lorenson. (15 minutes)
- 2:40pm Footy Pups: 24, 30. Turning with the Ball: Rachel teaches the team how to turn with the ball. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 2:55pm Topsy and Tim: School Shoes: Live-action children's show. Topsy and Tim stomp around wearing their new school shoes. Topsy is so excited she can't sleep! Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 3:05pm Topsy and Tim: Teacher Visit: Live-action children's show. Topsy and Tim are starting school soon, so their teacher and her teaching assistant come for a home visit. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 3:15pm Jamillah & Aladdin: 2, 26. Once Upon a Time - Part 2: Drama series. After she accidentally lands Aladdin in jail, Jamillah and Genie hatch a plan to try and get him out. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 6:00pm Clangers: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. 7, 52. The Giant Plant: The planet is overrun by vegetation when Tiny and Small sing a growing song to a plant. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 6:10pm The Adventures of Abney & Teal: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Stuck: Teal finds an old tyre to do tricks with, but it gets stuck around Bop's tummy. Teal, Abney, Neep and the Poc-Pocs have to think what to do. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
CITV (122)
- 6:25am Pat & Stan: Scare Me If You Can: Pat the purple hippo and his friend Stan the yellow dog manage to turn every event into the craziest of adventures! Aunt Martha tries to cure Pat of his hiccups. (10 minutes)
- 7:35am Thunderbirds Are Go: Under Pressure: Reboot of the classic children's adventure series. A heavy metal extraction platform carrying toxic waste at the bottom of the ocean is in trouble. (25 minutes)
- 12:30pm Deadtime Stories: Terror in Tiny Town: Creepy, funny stories. Willy and his cousin spend hours playing with his toy train set only to discover that the toy characters are alive. (25 minutes)
- 1:00pm My Phone Genie: Saving Face: When Jaz wakes up with a pixelated face, Gene takes control of getting her through the day without it being noticed. (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm My Parents are Aliens: Dirty Dancing: The children are outraged to discover that Sophie has put them up for sale on the internet - but what's worse is the price that she's put on each of them! (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Who's Who?: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. Henry finds out just how important your name is, especially when your name is Horrid Henry! (15 minutes)
- 3:15pm Horrid Henry: Good Morning Henry!: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. Horrid Henry presents his guide to having a good morning! (20 minutes)
- 3:35pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Gets the Message: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. It seems as though everyone is up to something except Henry, and Henry wants to know why! (15 minutes)
- 3:50pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Gets the Gig: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. When Moody Margaret tries to get in on the Zero Zombies act, Henry is determined to stop her. (15 minutes)
Monday 8th August
BBC ONE London (1)
- 9:15am Countryside 999: 6, 15. Paramedics are patching up the public at the Royal Welsh Show. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 10:00am Homes Under the Hammer: Property renovation series. Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander are in England, Scotland and Wales to look at a mid-terrace, a lovely Georgian flat and a former public convenience. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 11:00am Wanted Down Under: Andrew Schnell wants to move his family to his home country, New Zealand. Will a week's sample of Kiwi life be enough to persuade his reluctant wife and daughter? Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 12:15pm Bargain Hunt: Southwell: Anita Manning presents as the hunt for bargains heads to Southwell racecourse. Experts Mark Stacey and Raj Bisram help out the teams as they search the antiques fair. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 8:00pm EastEnders: Sharon finds herself in a tricky position. Billy reaches out to Jay for help. Claudette offers her support to Les and Pam. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
BBC TWO (2)
- 1:35am Holby City: Back in the Ring: Still grieving for Arthur, Ric questions his surgical skill when he faces losing another young man. Oliver realises he needs to move on from Zosia. Also in HD. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 7:00am Garden Rescue: 20, 20. Blackburn: A young couple longing for a Japanese garden get a zen space with a teahouse and a pond. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 1:45pm Red Rock: 21, 40. Soap opera. A jewel thief decides to swallow his ill-gotten gains so the Garda play a waiting game and Adrian sees something he shouldn't. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 3:15pm Escape to the Country: Northumberland: Alistair Appleton helps a couple looking for their first home together in Northumberland. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
Channel 4 (4)
- 1:35am Dare to Believe: Jordanne Whiley: The Paralympic tennis player broke her legs 26 times as a child and was bullied due to brittle bone disease. Now she has Grand Slam titles, a bronze in 2012 and is going for gold in Rio. (5 minutes)
- 1:40am Friday Night Dinner: Congratulations: Adam has finally been recognised for his musical talent. But it's overshadowed when Jonny arrives home and announces he's got married. (S4 Ep3, 6) (30 minutes)
- 2:10am The World's Weirdest Weather: More incredible weather and the science behind it, from an icicle as big as a house to two feet of snow in the driest place on Earth, and surfing for nine miles on a tidal bore. (55 minutes)
- 3:05am Walking the Himalayas: Levison and Malang traverse breath-taking scenery in northern Pakistan's mountain valleys, then head to the heavily militarised frontier with India. (Ep2, 5) (55 minutes)
- 6:10am Dare to Believe: Hannah Cockroft: Portrait of the wheelchair athlete whose dad welded her first racing chair after she decided to follow her sporting dreams in spite of doctors saying she'd never live an independent life. (5 minutes)
- 6:15am 3rd Rock from the Sun: A Nightmare on Dick Street (Part 2): Harry contacts the Big Giant Head so the aliens can return for maintenance. Dick decides to stay behind and face dying as a human rather than lose Mary. (25 minutes)
- 6:40am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Fun with Dick and Janet (Part 1): Harry, Sally and Tommy return to Earth with Janet, a wife for Dick sent by the Big Giant Head to prevent Dick being distracted by Mary Albright. (25 minutes)
- 8:00am Frasier: The Club: Sibling rivalry is rampant in the Crane household as Frasier and Niles compete for election into a prestigious gentlemen's club. (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Frasier: Someone to Watch Over Me: Frasier is nominated for a broadcasting award but has to call in a bodyguard when he is pestered by an unlikely stalker. (35 minutes)
- 9:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Closet Reconfiguration: When Howard and Bernadette get Sheldon to organise their untidy closet, Sheldon finds an unopened letter from Howard's long-absent father. (S6 Ep19, 24) (25 minutes)
- 9:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Tenure Turbulence: A tenured position becomes available at the university, and competition soon heats up when Leonard, Sheldon, Raj and Kripke all apply for it. (S6 Ep20, 24) (25 minutes)
- 9:55am The Simpsons: One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish: Homer is told he only has 24 hours to live after eating incorrectly prepared blowfish at the Happy Sumo restaurant. (30 minutes)
- 10:25am The Simpsons: Principal Charming: Homer tries to set Principal Skinner up with Marge's sister Selma, but he falls for their other sibling Patty, who is far less interested in him. (35 minutes)
- 11:00am The Simpsons: Homer Alone: The stress of running the Simpson household gets too much for Marge, so she takes a trip to Rancho Relaxo, leaving Bart and Lisa with Patty and Selma, and Maggie with Homer. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Simpsons: The Heartbroke Kid: When new vending machines are installed at school, Bart becomes a junk food junkie, leading to massive weight gain and a heart attack. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Hollyoaks: Joe's world is turned upside down when he discovers Mercedes and Diego's secret texts. Warren and Freddie come up with a plan to save the garage from repossession. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Superfoods: The Real Story: Kate Quilton goes to LA to find out if pomegranates can fix a bad memory. And she travels to Thailand to try the creepiest and crawliest superfood contender yet - bugs. (S2 Ep7, 8) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Eden: Spring arrives in Eden, lambs are being born and one of the male members of the camp sets his sights on one of the girls. Someone also tries to split the camp by creating an 'A Team'. (Ep4) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Naked Attraction: Tracy's been single for three years and hopes this revealing dating show will find her a man. And phone salesman Matthew is bored of dating apps and wants girls to see the real him. (Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:05pm Tattoo Fixers on Holiday: The Mediterranean pop-up parlour gets a visit from Sophie, who has an unusual animal-inspired tattoo, and Jay takes on best mates Sam and Laura's cheeky stickmen. (Ep2, 8) (1 hour)
Channel 5 (5)
- 1:15pm Home and Away: Irene wakes up tied to a chair in a derelict room where a man named Mick has been holding her. Marilyn finally comes home to a shocked and thrilled John. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Neighbours: Susan's comment about divorce triggers sad memories for Karl. Paige and Tyler's tryst is exposed by Piper in front of everyone at Brad and Terese's divorce party. (30 minutes)
- 2:15pm NCIS: American crime drama. Gibbs teams up with FBI Agent Fornell on a joint NCIS-FBI investigation after Fornell becomes the target of a shooting. (S10 Ep 9) (55 minutes)
- 5:30pm Neighbours: Susan's comment about divorce triggers sad memories for Karl. Paige and Tyler's tryst is exposed by Piper in front of everyone at Brad and Terese's divorce party. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Home and Away: Irene wakes up tied to a chair in a derelict room where a man named Mick has been holding her. Marilyn finally comes home to a shocked and thrilled John. (30 minutes)
ITV2 (6)
- 12:25am Bordertown: Santa Ana Winds: US animated comedy. Strange events abound in Mexifornia as Sanford becomes a scriptwriter, Ernesto battles a satanic leaf and Bud meets a Mexican version of himself. (30 minutes)
- 12:55am The Cleveland Show: How Cleveland Got His Groove Back: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Cleveland loses his confidence and decides to take the family on a soul-searching journey to Africa. (30 minutes)
- 1:25am The Cleveland Show: You're the Best Man Cleveland Brown: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Cleveland's parents reveal that they plan to re-marry and would like Cleveland to be the best man. (25 minutes)
- 8:00am Emmerdale: Belle struggles with a secret. Moira is at breaking point. James makes a decision. (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Coronation Street: Sean gives Eileen a difficult choice. Gary hides from the truth. Leanne admits she still has feelings for Nick. (30 minutes)
- 9:00am Coronation Street: Sean makes Eileen's decision for her. Gary puts his head before his heart. Battle lines are drawn between Nick and Robert. (30 minutes)
- 12:15pm Emmerdale: Belle struggles with a secret. Moira is at breaking point. James makes a decision. (30 minutes)
- 12:45pm Coronation Street: Sean gives Eileen a difficult choice. Gary hides from the truth. Leanne admits she still has feelings for Nick. (30 minutes)
- 1:15pm Coronation Street: Sean makes Eileen's decision for her. Gary puts his head before his heart. Battle lines are drawn between Nick and Robert. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: Family Guy: Road to India: US animated series. Brian falls for a tech support girl in India. Together with Stewie, he sets out to find her. Meanwhile, Peter steals the show at Joe's bingo night. (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm New: Bordertown: Heart Attack: Animated comedy. Gert suffers a heart attack after being force fed junk food. Unable to get her any medical help in the US, Bud is forced to take her over the border. (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm Family Guy: Trading Places: Animated comedy. Chris and Meg think their parents have it easy, but Peter and Lois beg to differ, so in order to teach them a lesson they all trade roles. (30 minutes)
- 10:30pm American Dad!: Stan Goes on the Pill: Animated series about Stan Smith, a hapless CIA agent. After taking an experimental drug, Stan turns into a woman. (30 minutes)
- 11:00pm American Dad!: Honey, I'm Homeland: Animated series. Stan infiltrates a terrorist group but is found out. When he is brought home, Hayley thinks that her father may have been 'turned'. (30 minutes)
- 11:30pm The Cleveland Show: Little Man on Campus: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. When Coach Brown's star pitcher is forced out for the season, Cleveland asks his friend Holt to fill in. (25 minutes)
- 11:55pm The Cleveland Show: Fat and Wet: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Cleveland Jr and Kendra start a petition to get a bill passed granting equal rights for the overweight. (30 minutes)
BBC FOUR (9)
- 3:00am The Nation's Railway: The Golden Age...: ...of British Rail - Timeshift. With access to the British Transport Films archive, Timeshift revisits Britain's railways during the era of nationalisation. (1 hour)
ITV3 (10)
- 7:25am Where the Heart Is: No Regrets: Drama series following the lives of community nurses in a small Yorkshire town. The new male nurse sets tongues wagging in Skelthwaite. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:30am The Royal: Waifs and Strays: While treating a sick baby, Dr Goodwin uncovers dark secrets its parents would prefer to keep hidden. Rose and Ormerod have an adventure at a hippy encampment. (1 hour)
Pick (11)
- 12:00am Gold Coast Cops: Documentary following the lives of the Rapid Action & Patrols Group based on the Gold Coast in Queensland Australia, policing everything from bike gangs to drug heists. (S2, ep 1) (30 minutes)
- 12:30am Gold Coast Cops: Documentary following the lives of the Rapid Action & Patrols Group based on the Gold Coast in Queensland Australia, policing everything from bike gangs to drug heists. (S2, ep 2) (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. (S3, ep 7) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm The Dog Whisperer: Series four of the mutt-see documentary charting the ups and downs of Cesar Millan as he helps pet owners struggling to cope with their problematic pooches. (S4, ep 16) (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Monkey Business: Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S6, ep 4) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Monkey Business: Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S6, ep 5) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm A Town Called Eureka: What About Bob?: Carter is called to investigative action when a scientist mysteriously vanishes from a sealed biosphere. A suitably strange instalment of the quirky drama. (S3, ep 2) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm The Force: Manchester: Documentary series following the 999 work of Greater Manchester Police. England's second largest police force, it's responsible for protecting 2.7 million people. (S1, ep 8) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Brit Cops: Rapid Response: Action-packed documentary following rapid response officers, the fastest cops in Britain, as they crack down on crime. Time is of the essence! (S3, ep 6) (1 hour)
Dave (12)
- 12:00pm Top Gear: Best of British: Frenzied four-wheeled fun with talkative trio Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. The boys review the Porsche Cayman and chat to ex-Arsenal striker Ian Wright. (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Top Gear: Best of British: Frenzied four-wheeled fun with talkative trio Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. The boys review the Porsche Cayman and chat to ex-Arsenal striker Ian Wright. (1 hour)
Channel 4+1 (13)
- 12:20am Ghost: (1990) Fantasy. A murdered man's ghost (Patrick Swayze) enlists the help of a fake medium (Whoopi Goldberg) to keep his love (Demi Moore) safe from the people who killed him. Violence. (2 hours 15 minutes)
- 2:35am Dare to Believe: Jordanne Whiley: The Paralympic tennis player broke her legs 26 times as a child and was bullied due to brittle bone disease. Now she has Grand Slam titles, a bronze in 2012 and is going for gold in Rio. (5 minutes)
- 2:40am Friday Night Dinner: Congratulations: Adam has finally been recognised for his musical talent. But it's overshadowed when Jonny arrives home and announces he's got married. (S4 Ep3, 6) (30 minutes)
- 3:10am The World's Weirdest Weather: More incredible weather and the science behind it, from an icicle as big as a house to two feet of snow in the driest place on Earth, and surfing for nine miles on a tidal bore. (55 minutes)
- 4:05am Walking the Himalayas: Levison and Malang traverse breath-taking scenery in northern Pakistan's mountain valleys, then head to the heavily militarised frontier with India. (Ep2, 5) (55 minutes)
- 7:10am Dare to Believe: Hannah Cockroft: Portrait of the wheelchair athlete whose dad welded her first racing chair after she decided to follow her sporting dreams in spite of doctors saying she'd never live an independent life. (5 minutes)
- 7:15am 3rd Rock from the Sun: A Nightmare on Dick Street (Part 2): Harry contacts the Big Giant Head so the aliens can return for maintenance. Dick decides to stay behind and face dying as a human rather than lose Mary. (25 minutes)
- 7:40am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Fun with Dick and Janet (Part 1): Harry, Sally and Tommy return to Earth with Janet, a wife for Dick sent by the Big Giant Head to prevent Dick being distracted by Mary Albright. (25 minutes)
- 9:00am Frasier: The Club: Sibling rivalry is rampant in the Crane household as Frasier and Niles compete for election into a prestigious gentlemen's club. (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Frasier: Someone to Watch Over Me: Frasier is nominated for a broadcasting award but has to call in a bodyguard when he is pestered by an unlikely stalker. (35 minutes)
- 10:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Closet Reconfiguration: When Howard and Bernadette get Sheldon to organise their untidy closet, Sheldon finds an unopened letter from Howard's long-absent father. (S6 Ep19, 24) (25 minutes)
- 10:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Tenure Turbulence: A tenured position becomes available at the university, and competition soon heats up when Leonard, Sheldon, Raj and Kripke all apply for it. (S6 Ep20, 24) (25 minutes)
- 10:55am The Simpsons: One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish: Homer is told he only has 24 hours to live after eating incorrectly prepared blowfish at the Happy Sumo restaurant. (30 minutes)
- 11:25am The Simpsons: Principal Charming: Homer tries to set Principal Skinner up with Marge's sister Selma, but he falls for their other sibling Patty, who is far less interested in him. (35 minutes)
- 12:00pm The Simpsons: Homer Alone: The stress of running the Simpson household gets too much for Marge, so she takes a trip to Rancho Relaxo, leaving Bart and Lisa with Patty and Selma, and Maggie with Homer. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Simpsons: The Heartbroke Kid: When new vending machines are installed at school, Bart becomes a junk food junkie, leading to massive weight gain and a heart attack. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Hollyoaks: Joe's world is turned upside down when he discovers Mercedes and Diego's secret texts. Warren and Freddie come up with a plan to save the garage from repossession. (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm Superfoods: The Real Story: Kate Quilton goes to LA to find out if pomegranates can fix a bad memory. And she travels to Thailand to try the creepiest and crawliest superfood contender yet - bugs. (S2 Ep7, 8) (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm Eden: Spring arrives in Eden, lambs are being born and one of the male members of the camp sets his sights on one of the girls. Someone also tries to split the camp by creating an 'A Team'. (Ep4) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Naked Attraction: Tracy's been single for three years and hopes this revealing dating show will find her a man. And phone salesman Matthew is bored of dating apps and wants girls to see the real him. (Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
More 4 (14)
- 12:15am 24 Hours in A&E: Retired builder Roger has fallen four metres from his daughter's roof. And Tad, 29, is at St George's with a dangerously high heart rate, which could possibly lead to a stroke. (S7 Ep8, 8) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 1:20am Amazing Spaces Shed of the Year: George Clarke and fellow judges pick from the Eco and Unexpected categories, including a mud hut, a shed on wheels, one that rises with the tide and also a shed that's haunted. (S3 Ep2) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:25am Dare to Believe: Jordanne Whiley: The Paralympic tennis player broke her legs 26 times as a child and was bullied due to brittle bone disease. Now she has Grand Slam titles, a bronze in 2012 and is going for gold in Rio. (5 minutes)
- 8:55am Jamie's 15 Minute Meals: This time the meal is spiced chicken, bacon, asparagus and spinach lentils, plus falafel wraps, grilled veg and salsa. (40 minutes)
- 12:50pm Dare to Believe: Hannah Cockroft: Portrait of the wheelchair athlete whose dad welded her first racing chair after she decided to follow her sporting dreams in spite of doctors saying she'd never live an independent life. (5 minutes)
- 4:05pm Dare to Believe: Lauren Steadman: Being born without a right arm did nothing to thwart Lauren's dreams. After two Paralympics as a swimmer, she gave paratriathlon a go and now she's a world champion targeting gold in Rio. (5 minutes)
- 11:05pm 24 Hours in A&E: Retired builder Roger has fallen four metres from his daughter's roof. And Tad, 29, is at St George's with a dangerously high heart rate, which could possibly lead to a stroke. (S7 Ep8, 8) (1 hour 5 minutes)
Film4 (15)
- 12:40pm Bugsy Malone: (1976) Jodie Foster stars in Alan Parker's comedy musical set in 1930s Chicago, where the mobsters and molls are played by kids, and custard pie-launching 'splurge guns' replace tommy guns. (1 hour 50 minutes)
- 4:40pm Mirror Mirror: (2012) Fantasy adventure with Julia Roberts, Armie Hammer and Lily Collins. In this reworking of the Snow White fairy tale, a princess and a band of dwarves team up to defeat an evil Queen. (2 hours 5 minutes)
- 6:45pm The School of Rock: (2003) Jack Black stars in Richard Linklater's comedy as a rock musician who dreams of the big time. Sacked by his group, he attempts to turn a bunch of schoolkids into rock stars. (2 hours 15 minutes)
- 9:00pm Red 2: (2013) Comedy-thriller sequel. A retired secret agent (Bruce Willis) and his girlfriend (Mary-Louise Parker) get dragged into a race to find a nuclear bomb. Violence throughout. (2 hours 15 minutes)
Really (17)
- 8:00pm Fantasy Homes by the Sea: Devon: Jenni Falconer hunts down stunning seaside properties. This time, she's challenged with finding a couple their perfect first home on the South Devon coast. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Cold Justice: Other Side of the Tracks: Justice is served as cold cases are solved. Kelly and Yolanda travel to Ohio as they attempt to shed new light on the death of a pregnant teenager in 1991. (1 hour)
Yesterday (19)
- 6:25am Impossible Engineering: Orion Space Craft: NASA's cutting-edge Orion spacecraft is the next big thing in space travel. Hear how developers hope the module will aid human exploration of Mars and of asteroids. (45 minutes)
- 9:00am David Starkey's Monarchy: Henry VIII King and Emperor: The remarkable reign of Henry VIII. From ill-fated marriages to separation from Rome, the Tudor king's rule is chronicled by the esteemed David Starkey. (1 hour)
- 11:00am Impossible Engineering: Orion Space Craft: NASA's cutting-edge Orion spacecraft is the next big thing in space travel. Hear how developers hope the module will aid human exploration of Mars and of asteroids. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm David Starkey's Monarchy: Henry VIII King and Emperor: The remarkable reign of Henry VIII. From ill-fated marriages to separation from Rome, the Tudor king's rule is chronicled by the esteemed David Starkey. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Impossible Engineering: Orion Space Craft: NASA's cutting-edge Orion spacecraft is the next big thing in space travel. Hear how developers hope the module will aid human exploration of Mars and of asteroids. (1 hour)
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- 12:00am CSI: New York: Raising Shane: Crime drama. Hawkes is in big trouble when he is identified as the perpetrator of a bar room murder. Can Mac and his team prove their colleague's innocence? (S3 Ep 11) (55 minutes)
- 12:55am CSI: Miami: Deviant: American drama series focusing on the work of the Miami forensics department. Alexx campaigns against a convicted sex offender who is subsequently murdered. (S4 Ep 16) (1 hour)
- 1:55am CSI: New York: Some Buried Bones: Crime drama. Stella and Danny follow the trail of a professional shoplifter who has murdered a security guard. Mac probes the death of a student. (S3 Ep 15) (55 minutes)
ITV4 (24)
- 12:25am Nighthawks: Cops versus terrorist thriller starring Sylvester Stallone and Billy Dee Williams, 1981. An international terrorist arrives in New York intent upon wreaking havoc and only one man can stop him (1 hour)
- 1:30am Nighthawks: Cops versus terrorist thriller starring Sylvester Stallone and Billy Dee Williams, 1981. An international terrorist arrives in New York intent upon wreaking havoc and only one man can stop him (55 minutes)
- 6:50am Minder: Days of Fines and Closures: Comedy drama about a loveable rogue and his right-hand man. Arthur tries to do a deal with Tony Benson and his new nightclub. Terry helps Dave. (1 hour)
- 8:50am Quincy, ME: No Way to Treat a Flower: Quincy investigates the death of a teenager who smoked marijuana that came from a plant treated with a chemical growth agent. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:55pm Quincy, ME: Dead Last: Another investigation for the California coroner. Quincy investigates a jockey's death, which soon begins to look like murder. (1 hour)
- 9:05pm The Keeper: Action adventure starring Stephan Duvall and Steven Seagal, 2009. An ex-LA cop flees to New Mexico to work as a bodyguard for the daughter of a wealthy businessman (1 hour)
- 10:10pm The Keeper: Action adventure starring Stephan Duvall and Steven Seagal, 2009. An ex-LA cop flees to New Mexico to work as a bodyguard for the daughter of a wealthy businessman (50 minutes)
Home (25)
- 1:00am My Dream Derelict Home: Dereliction doesn't have to mean disaster in this renovation series! Bryan and Mari-Ann attempt to turn a servants' training school into a delightful family home. (1 hour)
- 2:00am My Dream Derelict Home: Sad, old properties given a new lease of life. Investment manager Alan hedges his bets when transforming a threshing barn into a modern home. (1 hour)
- 3:00am Celebrity Fantasy Homes: Celebrities hunt for a new home. Gaby Roslin helps actress Michelle Collins find her perfect home in North London's exclusive Highgate Village for 1.5 million pounds. (1 hour)
ITV2 +1 (27)
- 12:00am Family Guy: The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair: Animated comedy. When Bonnie goes out of town, Meg offers to check in on Joe, but she soon becomes too involved and starts freaking everyone out. (30 minutes)
- 12:30am American Dad!: Faking Bad: Animated series. Hayley and Steve set up a business selling fake IDs to teens. Roger, as one of his alter egos, tries to intimidate them into giving it up. (25 minutes)
- 12:55am American Dad!: Minstrel Krampus: Animated series. When Steve starts acting like a spoiled brat at Christmas, Stan liberates Minstrel Krampus, a demon who punishes naughty children at Christmas. (30 minutes)
- 1:25am Bordertown: Santa Ana Winds: US animated comedy. Strange events abound in Mexifornia as Sanford becomes a scriptwriter, Ernesto battles a satanic leaf and Bud meets a Mexican version of himself. (30 minutes)
- 1:55am The Cleveland Show: How Cleveland Got His Groove Back: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Cleveland loses his confidence and decides to take the family on a soul-searching journey to Africa. (30 minutes)
- 2:25am The Cleveland Show: You're the Best Man Cleveland Brown: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Cleveland's parents reveal that they plan to re-marry and would like Cleveland to be the best man. (25 minutes)
- 9:00am Emmerdale: Belle struggles with a secret. Moira is at breaking point. James makes a decision. (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Coronation Street: Sean gives Eileen a difficult choice. Gary hides from the truth. Leanne admits she still has feelings for Nick. (30 minutes)
- 10:00am Coronation Street: Sean makes Eileen's decision for her. Gary puts his head before his heart. Battle lines are drawn between Nick and Robert. (30 minutes)
E4 (28)
- 1:05am Containment: Brand new series - With Silence and Tears: As the situation grows increasingly desperate inside the cordon, Lex is frustrated by the false hope he's forced to convey to the public. (Ep4, 13) (1 hour)
- 3:00am 2 Broke Girls: Brand new series - And the Lost Baggage: Caroline is flown to Los Angeles at the expense of a film studio to talk about turning her life story into a movie, so Max tags along. (S5 Ep13, 22) (20 minutes)
- 3:20am 2 Broke Girls: Brand new series - And You Bet Your Ass: Caroline learns that when the film studio's writers turn her life story into a movie, they don't intend to include anything about Max. (S5 Ep14, 22) (20 minutes)
- 6:00am Hollyoaks: Joe rails against Freddie for losing the garage. Mercedes threatens to reveal Diego's lies to Myra. Esther confronts Grace over her involvement in Kim's disappearance. (25 minutes)
- 6:25am Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: Day 10 of the high-speed reality contest and in sunny southern France one tourist takes a shine to a local handball instructor. (Ep10, 30) (25 minutes)
- 6:50am Melissa & Joey: Teacher, Teacher: Joe gets Ryder into trouble with his teacher when he helps him to complete a homework assignment. Mel sneaks Lennox into an 18-years-and-over concert. (S1 Ep26, 30) (25 minutes)
- 7:15am How I Met Your Mother: Ten Sessions: Ted is turned down for a date by Stella, his dermatologist, and starts being pleasant to her receptionist Abby (Britney Spears) to get on her good side. (30 minutes)
- 7:45am How I Met Your Mother: The Bracket: Barney tries to track down a mystery female who is warning other women not to sleep with him, but the list of potential candidates is long. (20 minutes)
- 9:00am The Goldbergs: Double Dare: After watching a game show together for years, Adam and Emmy are excited to learn that the producers will be holding auditions at their school. (S3 Ep13, 24) (35 minutes)
- 9:35am The Goldbergs: Lainey Loves Lionel: Barry takes inspiration from Lionel Richie and sets about creating a sculpture of Lainey as the ultimate Valentine's Day gift. (S3 Ep14, 24) (25 minutes)
- 1:00pm How I Met Your Mother: The Chain of Screaming: Marshall fears a dressing down from his angry boss after he hands in a piece of work late. A series of mishaps leads a waiter to scream at Marshall. (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Sandcastles in the Sand: Robin rekindles a spark with an ex-boyfriend who dumped her as a teenager for a girl whose parents had installed a swimming pool. (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Pulled Groin Extrapolation: Leonard goes as Amy's date to a colleague's wedding. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Melissa & Joey: Teacher, Teacher: Joe gets Ryder into trouble with his teacher when he helps him to complete a homework assignment. Mel sneaks Lennox into an 18-years-and-over concert. (S1 Ep26, 30) (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm Melissa & Joey: Play Ball: Mel recruits Joe to play for her office's softball team when their star player is injured. Ryder asks Lennox to post Holly's story on the school blog. (S1 Ep27, 30) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm The Goldbergs: Weird Al: Adam plans to reignite his fading relationship with Dana by taking her to a concert. Barry and Erica worry that Murray may be feeling depressed. (S3 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Goldbergs: Edward 'Eddie the Eagle' Edwards: Barry seeks fresh inspiration when he loses his standing as a champion athlete at school. Sales at Murray's shop nosedive. (S3 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Wiggly Finger Catalyst: Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find the perfect date for him. (S5 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Russian Rocket Reaction: Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Hollyoaks: Legal eagle Joanne offers Joe the benefit of her advice. When Mercedes, Myra and Celine break in to a high-end babywear shop, their heist doesn't quite go to plan. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm New: Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: Day 11 and the group have reached Marseille, where a pole dancing class gets pulses racing. One couple are beginning to feel isolated and hit out at the vote. (Ep11, 30) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Mommy Observation: Sheldon pays a surprise visit to his mother in Houston and is forced to confront a new reality. Raj throws a murder mystery-themed dinner party. (S7 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Relationship Diremption: Sheldon wonders whether he's wasting his time with his study of String Theory. Raj and Emily go on a double date with Howard and Bernadette. (S7 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: Made in Chelsea: South of...: ...France: Brand new series: The Chelsea jet set's liaisons are causing ripples in the Med. Alex has split from Nicola and hooked up with Olivia Bentley. Sam tries to play Cupid. (Ep2, 6) (1 hour)
- 11:05pm The Big Bang Theory: The Big Bran Hypothesis: Bothered by how messy Penny's flat is, Sheldon sneaks in to clean and organise it, but Penny isn't best pleased when she finds out. (S1 Ep2, 17) (30 minutes)
- 11:35pm The Big Bang Theory: The Fuzzyboots Corollary: Leonard is depressed when he discovers that Penny is seeing someone, and he actually summons up the courage to ask a woman out on a date. (S1 Ep3, 17) (25 minutes)
E4+1 (29)
- 12:00am Rich Kids of Instagram: Brand new series: Lana and Stephanie are late for a meeting. Bryan gets some botox, lip filler and a spray tan. And is Julia's Instagram lifestyle about to hit the big time? (Ep5, 6) (1 hour)
- 2:05am Containment: Brand new series - With Silence and Tears: As the situation grows increasingly desperate inside the cordon, Lex is frustrated by the false hope he's forced to convey to the public. (Ep4, 13) (1 hour)
- 4:00am 2 Broke Girls: Brand new series - And the Lost Baggage: Caroline is flown to Los Angeles at the expense of a film studio to talk about turning her life story into a movie, so Max tags along. (S5 Ep13, 22) (20 minutes)
- 4:20am 2 Broke Girls: Brand new series - And You Bet Your Ass: Caroline learns that when the film studio's writers turn her life story into a movie, they don't intend to include anything about Max. (S5 Ep14, 22) (20 minutes)
- 7:00am Hollyoaks: Joe rails against Freddie for losing the garage. Mercedes threatens to reveal Diego's lies to Myra. Esther confronts Grace over her involvement in Kim's disappearance. (25 minutes)
- 7:25am Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: Day 10 of the high-speed reality contest and in sunny southern France one tourist takes a shine to a local handball instructor. (Ep10, 30) (25 minutes)
- 7:50am Melissa & Joey: Teacher, Teacher: Joe gets Ryder into trouble with his teacher when he helps him to complete a homework assignment. Mel sneaks Lennox into an 18-years-and-over concert. (S1 Ep26, 30) (25 minutes)
- 8:15am How I Met Your Mother: Ten Sessions: Ted is turned down for a date by Stella, his dermatologist, and starts being pleasant to her receptionist Abby (Britney Spears) to get on her good side. (30 minutes)
- 8:45am How I Met Your Mother: The Bracket: Barney tries to track down a mystery female who is warning other women not to sleep with him, but the list of potential candidates is long. (20 minutes)
- 10:00am The Goldbergs: Double Dare: After watching a game show together for years, Adam and Emmy are excited to learn that the producers will be holding auditions at their school. (S3 Ep13, 24) (35 minutes)
- 10:35am The Goldbergs: Lainey Loves Lionel: Barry takes inspiration from Lionel Richie and sets about creating a sculpture of Lainey as the ultimate Valentine's Day gift. (S3 Ep14, 24) (25 minutes)
- 2:00pm How I Met Your Mother: The Chain of Screaming: Marshall fears a dressing down from his angry boss after he hands in a piece of work late. A series of mishaps leads a waiter to scream at Marshall. (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Sandcastles in the Sand: Robin rekindles a spark with an ex-boyfriend who dumped her as a teenager for a girl whose parents had installed a swimming pool. (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Pulled Groin Extrapolation: Leonard goes as Amy's date to a colleague's wedding. Howard tries to convince Bernadette to live with his mum after they get married. (S5 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Melissa & Joey: Teacher, Teacher: Joe gets Ryder into trouble with his teacher when he helps him to complete a homework assignment. Mel sneaks Lennox into an 18-years-and-over concert. (S1 Ep26, 30) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Melissa & Joey: Play Ball: Mel recruits Joe to play for her office's softball team when their star player is injured. Ryder asks Lennox to post Holly's story on the school blog. (S1 Ep27, 30) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Goldbergs: Weird Al: Adam plans to reignite his fading relationship with Dana by taking her to a concert. Barry and Erica worry that Murray may be feeling depressed. (S3 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Goldbergs: Edward 'Eddie the Eagle' Edwards: Barry seeks fresh inspiration when he loses his standing as a champion athlete at school. Sales at Murray's shop nosedive. (S3 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Wiggly Finger Catalyst: Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find the perfect date for him. (S5 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Russian Rocket Reaction: Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Hollyoaks: Legal eagle Joanne offers Joe the benefit of her advice. When Mercedes, Myra and Celine break in to a high-end babywear shop, their heist doesn't quite go to plan. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm New: Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: Day 11 and the group have reached Marseille, where a pole dancing class gets pulses racing. One couple are beginning to feel isolated and hit out at the vote. (Ep11, 30) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Mommy Observation: Sheldon pays a surprise visit to his mother in Houston and is forced to confront a new reality. Raj throws a murder mystery-themed dinner party. (S7 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Relationship Diremption: Sheldon wonders whether he's wasting his time with his study of String Theory. Raj and Emily go on a double date with Howard and Bernadette. (S7 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm New: Made in Chelsea: South of...: ...France: Brand new series: The Chelsea jet set's liaisons are causing ripples in the Med. Alex has split from Nicola and hooked up with Olivia Bentley. Sam tries to play Cupid. (Ep2, 6) (1 hour)
5STAR (30)
- 12:00am Wentworth Prison: Drama series. Vera and Ferguson battle for control of the prison using Bea and Kaz as pawns. Bea forces the women to vote on whether they still want a top dog. (S4 Ep 7) (1 hour)
Spike (31)
- 2:20am Criminals: Caught On Camera: Documentary series. This episode focuses on the streets of London as criminal acts are caught on the city's CCTV cameras. (S1 Ep 1) (35 minutes)
ITV +1 (33)
- 8:00pm Emmerdale: Joanie's day goes from bad to worse. Ross takes matters into his own hands. Lachlan worries about the future. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Coronation Street: Nick thinks that revenge is a dish best served cold. Phelan tries to win Sally's favour. Beth tries to support Craig's decision. (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm Coronation Street: Nick gets his just desserts. Phelan underestimates Sally. Beth tries to hide the skeletons in her closet. (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm New: Brief Encounters: Lighthearted drama series set in the 1980s. Steph organises an Ann Summers event at a local night club, but it seems unlikely that proceedings will run smoothly. (1 hour)
- 11:45pm Benidorm: When Joyce heads off on a mini-break leaving Les in charge, it is not long before he starts throwing his weight around. Barking orders, he sacks Mateo and the staff revolt. (1 hour)
ITV3+1 (34)
- 7:55pm Murder, She Wrote: We're Off to Kill the Wizard: Murder mystery series. On a day out, Jessica is asked to solve the seemingly impossible murder of a wealthy and much-disliked amusement park owner. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:00pm Without You: Part one of a three-part thriller. Ellie Manning's life is thrown into turmoil when her husband Greg dies in a car accident along with a mysterious woman. (1 hour)
Film4+1 (45)
- 12:20am Zero Dark Thirty: (2012) Drama starring Jessica Chastain as a US intelligence agent engaged in the CIA's quest to track down Osama bin Laden. Strong language and violence, distressing torture scenes. (3 hours 5 minutes)
Challenge (46)
- 3:00am Gladiators: Contenders enter the arena to demonstrate their strength, skill, speed and stamina throughout a host of challenges against the formidable Gladiators. (S1, ep 2) (1 hour)
- 4:00pm The Chase USA: Mark Labbett AKA 'The Beast' from The Chase UK travels across the pond to put American contestants through their paces and test who can answer questions faster than he can. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Total Wipeout UK: Hosts Richard Hammond and Amanda Byram set twenty brave and bonkers contestants loose on an extreme obstacle course in Argentina with the chance of winning 10,000. (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Robot Wars: "Extreme": The Army, Navy and RAF go head to head in a battle to determine just who is the best. Who will be victorious in Robot Wars Extreme: The Armed Forces Mayhem? (S5, ep 5) (1 hour)
4seven (47)
- 12:00am The Job Interview: A waste disposal company want an executive assistant, and party planners Snapdragon are looking for an events co-ordinator who's comfortable around billionaires and minor royalty. (Ep4) (1 hour)
- 1:00am Eden: With rations still scarce, some of the group are battling weight loss and fatigue. Army officer Jack leads a splinter group to build their own winter cabins, causing a major row. (Ep3) (55 minutes)
- 1:55am A Granny's Guide to the Modern...: ...World: Barry Humphries and his senior investigative reporters tackle modern life's mysteries. Trish, Margot and Daphne try marijuana. Plus political correctness, and swearing. (S1 Ep1, 3) (25 minutes)
- 2:20am Peep Show: Jeremy and Super Hans come to blows over the rights to a tune they wrote back in the noughties, while Mark's play date with his son doesn't quite go to plan. (S9 Ep5, 6) (25 minutes)
- 2:45am Cleopatra's Lost Tomb: Cleopatra's tomb has never been found. But maverick archaeologist Kathleen Martinez has a radical theory that has led her to incredible discoveries. Is she closing in on Cleopatra's tomb? (55 minutes)
- 3:40am Superfoods: The Real Story: Kate Quilton goes salmon fishing in Oregon, gets to grips with tiger nuts in Spain, and takes a good look at dandelions with all their benefits. (S2 Ep6, 8) (25 minutes)
- 4:05am Double Your House for Half the...: ...Money: Sarah Beeny visits a tiny two-bed house in Horsham, West Sussex, where the owners have run out of space, and a massive build in the affluent London borough of Wandsworth. (55 minutes)
- 11:30am Superfoods: The Real Story: Kate Quilton goes salmon fishing in Oregon, gets to grips with tiger nuts in Spain, and takes a good look at dandelions with all their benefits. (S2 Ep6, 8) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm Phil: Secret Agent Down Under: Phil Spencer helps the Hanson family find a piece of paradise on the Sunshine Coast. Husband Greg just wants to be close to the beach, but his wife Kim is interested in the property itself. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Inside Out Homes: Zac Monro takes on a 1930s bungalow in Newcastle, making the garden part of the home by knocking down a wall and building a fire pit table and a log-fired hot tub. (Ep4, 4) (1 hour)
Channel 5+24 (55)
- 2:15am Neighbours: Elly saves Nell from the snake only to get bitten herself. Xanthe is hurt when Alison claims Ben wrote her a romantic ballad. Amy tries to make amends when her date ends awkwardly. (30 minutes)
- 2:45am Neighbours: Elly is forced to face her past when her life is threatened. Xanthe is broken hearted when she sees that Ben and Alison are together. Sonya confronts Clive at The Waterhole (25 minutes)
5USA+1 (78)
- 12:00am CSI: New York: Sangre Por Sangre: Crime drama. Members of a notorious Puerto Rican gang start turning up dead after their former leader - who Mac helped put away - is released from prison. (S7 Ep 4) (1 hour)
- 1:00am CSI: New York: Raising Shane: Crime drama. Hawkes is in big trouble when he is identified as the perpetrator of a bar room murder. Can Mac and his team prove their colleague's innocence? (S3 Ep 11) (55 minutes)
- 1:55am CSI: Miami: Deviant: American drama series focusing on the work of the Miami forensics department. Alexx campaigns against a convicted sex offender who is subsequently murdered. (S4 Ep 16) (1 hour)
- 2:55am CSI: New York: Some Buried Bones: Crime drama. Stella and Danny follow the trail of a professional shoplifter who has murdered a security guard. Mac probes the death of a student. (S3 Ep 15) (55 minutes)
BBC ONE HD (101)
- 9:15am Countryside 999: 6, 15. Series following the emergency services in rural Britain. Paramedics are patching up the public at the Royal Welsh Show, and the cops in Durham are on the lookout for unruly kids. (45 minutes)
- 10:00am Homes Under the Hammer: Property renovation series. Martin Roberts and Lucy Alexander are in England, Scotland and Wales to look at a mid-terrace, a lovely Georgian flat and a former public convenience. (1 hour)
- 11:00am Wanted Down Under: Andrew Schnell wants to move his family to his home country, New Zealand. Will a week's sample of Kiwi life be enough to persuade his reluctant wife and daughter? (45 minutes)
- 12:15pm Bargain Hunt: Southwell: Anita Manning presents as the hunt for bargains heads to Southwell racecourse. Experts Mark Stacey and Raj Bisram help out the teams as they search the antiques fair. (45 minutes)
- 8:00pm EastEnders: Sharon finds herself in a tricky position. Billy reaches out to Jay for help. Claudette offers her support to Les and Pam. (30 minutes)
BBC TWO HD (102)
- 1:35am Holby City: Back in the Ring: Still grieving for Arthur, Ric questions his surgical skill when he faces losing another young man. Oliver realises he needs to move on from Zosia. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 7:00am Garden Rescue: 20, 20. Blackburn: Garden renovation series with Charlie Dimmock and garden designers the Rich brothers. A young couple longing for a Japanese garden get a zen space with a teahouse. (45 minutes)
- 1:45pm Red Rock: 21, 40. Soap opera. A jewel thief decides to swallow his ill-gotten gains so the Garda play a waiting game and Adrian sees something he shouldn't. (45 minutes)
- 3:15pm Escape to the Country: Northumberland: Property series. Alistair Appleton is house hunting with a couple looking to buy their first home together in the Northumberland countryside on a budget of £300,000. (45 minutes)
BBC FOUR HD (106)
- 3:00am The Nation's Railway: The Golden Age...: ...of British Rail - Timeshift. With access to the British Transport Films archive, Timeshift revisits Britain's railways during the era of nationalisation. (1 hour)
Channel 4+1 HD (109)
- 12:20am Ghost: (1990) Fantasy. A murdered man's ghost (Patrick Swayze) enlists the help of a fake medium (Whoopi Goldberg) to keep his love (Demi Moore) safe from the people who killed him. Violence. (2 hours 15 minutes)
- 2:35am Dare to Believe: Jordanne Whiley: The Paralympic tennis player broke her legs 26 times as a child and was bullied due to brittle bone disease. Now she has Grand Slam titles, a bronze in 2012 and is going for gold in Rio. (5 minutes)
- 2:40am Friday Night Dinner: Congratulations: Adam has finally been recognised for his musical talent. But it's overshadowed when Jonny arrives home and announces he's got married. (S4 Ep3, 6) (30 minutes)
- 3:10am The World's Weirdest Weather: More incredible weather and the science behind it, from an icicle as big as a house to two feet of snow in the driest place on Earth, and surfing for nine miles on a tidal bore. (55 minutes)
- 4:05am Walking the Himalayas: Levison and Malang traverse breath-taking scenery in northern Pakistan's mountain valleys, then head to the heavily militarised frontier with India. (Ep2, 5) (55 minutes)
- 7:10am Dare to Believe: Hannah Cockroft: Portrait of the wheelchair athlete whose dad welded her first racing chair after she decided to follow her sporting dreams in spite of doctors saying she'd never live an independent life. (5 minutes)
- 7:15am 3rd Rock from the Sun: A Nightmare on Dick Street (Part 2): Harry contacts the Big Giant Head so the aliens can return for maintenance. Dick decides to stay behind and face dying as a human rather than lose Mary. (25 minutes)
- 7:40am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Fun with Dick and Janet (Part 1): Harry, Sally and Tommy return to Earth with Janet, a wife for Dick sent by the Big Giant Head to prevent Dick being distracted by Mary Albright. (25 minutes)
- 9:00am Frasier: The Club: Sibling rivalry is rampant in the Crane household as Frasier and Niles compete for election into a prestigious gentlemen's club. (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Frasier: Someone to Watch Over Me: Frasier is nominated for a broadcasting award but has to call in a bodyguard when he is pestered by an unlikely stalker. (35 minutes)
- 10:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Closet Reconfiguration: When Howard and Bernadette get Sheldon to organise their untidy closet, Sheldon finds an unopened letter from Howard's long-absent father. (S6 Ep19, 24) (25 minutes)
- 10:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Tenure Turbulence: A tenured position becomes available at the university, and competition soon heats up when Leonard, Sheldon, Raj and Kripke all apply for it. (S6 Ep20, 24) (25 minutes)
- 10:55am The Simpsons: One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish: Homer is told he only has 24 hours to live after eating incorrectly prepared blowfish at the Happy Sumo restaurant. (30 minutes)
- 11:25am The Simpsons: Principal Charming: Homer tries to set Principal Skinner up with Marge's sister Selma, but he falls for their other sibling Patty, who is far less interested in him. (35 minutes)
- 12:00pm The Simpsons: Homer Alone: The stress of running the Simpson household gets too much for Marge, so she takes a trip to Rancho Relaxo, leaving Bart and Lisa with Patty and Selma, and Maggie with Homer. (30 minutes)
4seven HD (110)
- 12:00am The Job Interview: A waste disposal company want an executive assistant, and party planners Snapdragon are looking for an events co-ordinator who's comfortable around billionaires and minor royalty. (Ep4) (1 hour)
- 1:00am Eden: With rations still scarce, some of the group are battling weight loss and fatigue. Army officer Jack leads a splinter group to build their own winter cabins, causing a major row. (Ep3) (55 minutes)
- 1:55am A Granny's Guide to the Modern...: ...World: Barry Humphries and his senior investigative reporters tackle modern life's mysteries. Trish, Margot and Daphne try marijuana. Plus political correctness, and swearing. (S1 Ep1, 3) (25 minutes)
- 2:20am Peep Show: Jeremy and Super Hans come to blows over the rights to a tune they wrote back in the noughties, while Mark's play date with his son doesn't quite go to plan. (S9 Ep5, 6) (25 minutes)
- 2:45am Cleopatra's Lost Tomb: Cleopatra's tomb has never been found. But maverick archaeologist Kathleen Martinez has a radical theory that has led her to incredible discoveries. Is she closing in on Cleopatra's tomb? (55 minutes)
- 3:40am Superfoods: The Real Story: Kate Quilton goes salmon fishing in Oregon, gets to grips with tiger nuts in Spain, and takes a good look at dandelions with all their benefits. (S2 Ep6, 8) (25 minutes)
- 4:05am Double Your House for Half the...: ...Money: Sarah Beeny visits a tiny two-bed house in Horsham, West Sussex, where the owners have run out of space, and a massive build in the affluent London borough of Wandsworth. (55 minutes)
- 11:30am Superfoods: The Real Story: Kate Quilton goes salmon fishing in Oregon, gets to grips with tiger nuts in Spain, and takes a good look at dandelions with all their benefits. (S2 Ep6, 8) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm Phil: Secret Agent Down Under: Phil Spencer helps the Hanson family find a piece of paradise on the Sunshine Coast. Husband Greg just wants to be close to the beach, but his wife Kim is interested in the property itself. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Inside Out Homes: Zac Monro takes on a 1930s bungalow in Newcastle, making the garden part of the home by knocking down a wall and building a fire pit table and a log-fired hot tub. (Ep4, 4) (1 hour)
CBBC (120)
- 7:25am Danger Mouse: There's No Place Like Greenback: Animated series. Danger Mouse and Penfold become reluctant parents when it appears the Baron has wiped his own memory. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 10:30am So Awkward: 1, 13. Parentology: Comedy series about three socially awkward friends. Martha feels ignored by her workaholic mother so Jas helps her to rebel to get noticed. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 11:00am So Awkward: 2, 13. Friendundancy: Comedy series about three socially awkward friends. Cool girl Natasha Jones invites Lily to join her group and dress in yellow on Mufti Day. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 11:25am So Awkward: 3, 13. A Minus: Comedy series about three socially awkward friends. Martha is mortified when she gets a lowly A minus for her latest history assignment. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 3:20pm Sidekick: Maxum Brain, Interrupted: Animated series following four friends as they train at the Academy for Aspiring Sidekicks. Maxum Brain quits the mansion and tries to make it on his own. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 3:45pm Bottersnikes & Gumbles: 10, 52. Gumble Magnetism: Tink, Bounce and Willi attempt to use Bottersnike's giant magnet against the Snikes. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Dumping Ground: 5, 13. What Would Gus Want?: Drama series. When a couple want to foster Gus, the Dumping Ground is divided. Gus is in turmoil about leaving. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 6:05pm New: Bottersnikes & Gumbles: 11, 52. The King's Seat: Animated series. Tink mistakes the sun reflecting off a discarded toilet seat as a special weapon that blinds Bottersnikes. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 6:45pm Danger Mouse: Big Penfold: Animated series. The world is in jeopardy and the only thing that can save it is a 1,000ft Penfold. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:00pm Horrible Histories: 7, 13. Historical sketch show based on the successful books. There is a terrible smell in the Houses of Parliament, and Helen of Troy reveals her complicated love life. (30 minutes)
- 8:25pm The Dumping Ground: 3, 20. Stuck with You: Drama series. Carmen and Jody end up handcuffed together on a day when each has a different party to attend. Also in HD. (35 minutes)
CBeebies (121)
- 6:25am Timmy Time: 9, 28. Boing Boing Timmy: Animated adventures of a lamb at nursery school. Timmy thinks Otus's jack-in-the-box is brilliant, and he decides to make his own. (10 minutes)
- 7:10am Twirlywoos: 1, 30. Getting Wet: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos learn all about getting wet when they have an encounter with a garden hose. The Box brings them a rainy cloud. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:40am The Furchester Hotel: The Furchester Hoot-el: Elmo and Phoebe are determined not to fall asleep so they can meet Mr Screech the owl. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 8:05am Octonauts: 7, 22. Jawfish: A mouthbrooding jawfish father has lost his eggs, so the Octonauts try to help. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 9:00am Time for School: Documentary series about starting school. At the small school at Lowick, Mitchell tries feet painting and, along with some friends, he has his very first fencing lesson. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 9:10am Bing: Talkie Taxi: Children's animation. Bing and Sula discover a new toy at Amma's creche - a talking ride-on car. It seems like fun until talkie taxi keeps saying the same thing. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 9:15am Bing: Nature Explorer: Children's animation. Bing and his friends play nature explorers in Amma's garden by spinning a giant colour wheel and then finding something of that colour. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 12:15pm I Can Cook on the Go: 16, 26. Super Green Dream and Adventure Course: Children's cookery programme. Katy and her friends make a super-green-dream drink and have fun on an adventure course. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 12:45pm Melody: 16, 20. Who's at the Door?: Mum and Melody visit a cathedral and hear Beethoven's Symphony No 5. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 1:00pm Time for School: Documentary series about starting school. At the small school at Lowick, Mitchell tries feet painting and, along with some friends, he has his very first fencing lesson. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 1:10pm Bing: Talkie Taxi: Children's animation. Bing and Sula discover a new toy at Amma's creche - a talking ride-on car. It seems like fun until talkie taxi keeps saying the same thing. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 1:15pm Bing: Nature Explorer: Children's animation. Bing and his friends play nature explorers in Amma's garden by spinning a giant colour wheel and then finding something of that colour. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 1:30pm Twirlywoos: 1, 30. Getting Wet: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos learn all about getting wet when they have an encounter with a garden hose. The Box brings them a rainy cloud. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 3:50pm Grandpa in My Pocket: Captain Dumbletwit's Spaceship Cake: Comedy drama featuring a grandpa with a shrinking cap. It is Grandpa's birthday and Mum has made him a fabulous spaceship cake. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 4:45pm Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Squabbling Squirrels: When Felix and Nutkin quarrel, it's down to Peter to help them make up. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 6:00pm Clangers: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. 8, 52. Tiny's Lullaby: Tiny's radio hat develops a fault, so she cannot hear the Iron Chicken's lullaby. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 6:10pm The Adventures of Abney & Teal: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Firefly Lullaby: Neep encounters some beautiful fireflies. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
CITV (122)
- 8:55am Thunderbirds Are Go: Slingshot: Adventure series. A malfunction at a mining operation sends an asteroid careening towards the sun endangering a crewman, so Thunderbird 3 attempts a rescue mission. (30 minutes)
- 10:00am Mr Bean: Hotel Bean: A clueless yet clever loner bungles his way through life in London. Mr Bean has some unexpected guests who think he runs a hotel! (15 minutes)
- 10:15am Mr Bean: Jurassic Bean: A clueless yet clever loner bungles his way through life in London. Mr Bean goes in search of wildlife, but he is not expecting to see anything prehistoric! (15 minutes)
- 10:30am Mr Bean: Caring Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mrs Wicket is injured and Mr Bean has to look after her - then her demands start to become a pain. (15 minutes)
- 10:45am Mr Bean: Opera Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean ends up on stage at the opera house - in a dress! (15 minutes)
- 11:00am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Goes to School: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. Henry tries to go to school - no, really! (15 minutes)
- 11:15am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Takes the Blame: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. Why does Henry always get the blame for everything? (15 minutes)
- 11:30am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Purple Pass: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. Will Margaret stop at nothing to get into the Purple Hand Gang? (15 minutes)
- 11:45am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Meets Mr Tiddler: Animated adventures. When Peter finds out that his favourite author lives just down the road, Henry has to turn writer to stop things going wrong. (15 minutes)
- 1:00pm Mr Bean: Taxi Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean takes a taxi to his local toy shop, but a dodgy cabbie thinks he can take Bean for a ride. (15 minutes)
- 1:15pm Mr Bean: Muscle Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler. Mr Bean needs to impress Irma, who is infatuated with the hunky deliveryman. Bean tries to improve his physique at the gym. (15 minutes)
- 1:30pm Mr Bean: A New Friend: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. (15 minutes)
- 1:45pm Mr Bean: The Lift: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. (15 minutes)
- 2:00pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry's Movie Moments: If you ever wondered how Henry ended up holding Bogey Brain's hand when they went to Our Lady Giddiantus school, now is your chance to find out! (15 minutes)
- 2:15pm Horrid Henry: Hashtag Henry: Animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. Peter is keen to solve the mystery of the Hashtag, but will Henry be part of the solution or part of the problem? (15 minutes)
- 2:30pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Goes on Strike: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. When Henry decides to go on strike, no-one is prepared for what happens! (15 minutes)
- 2:45pm Horrid Henry: Moody Margaret for President: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. Margaret decides there is only one way to get things done and that is by becoming President. (15 minutes)
- 3:00pm Thunderbirds Are Go: Slingshot: Adventure series. A malfunction at a mining operation sends an asteroid careening towards the sun endangering a crewman, so Thunderbird 3 attempts a rescue mission. (30 minutes)
- 3:55pm My Parents Are Aliens: April Fools: Josh is the master of April Fool's tricks, and Brian is determined not to be caught out. But Sophie decides to have a go, and as usual goes much too far. (25 minutes)
- 4:20pm My Parents Are Aliens: Mel Barker Superstar: Mel heads for stardom as presenter of the lunchtime programme on the school radio. (20 minutes)
- 4:40pm My Parents Are Aliens: Pygmalien: Josh introduces Brian to the idea of weekend slobbing. But Mel is appalled at how far he takes it. (25 minutes)
Tuesday 9th August
BBC ONE London (1)
- 9:15am Countryside 999: 7, 15. Series following the emergency services in rural Britain. The Yorkshire Air Ambulance crews are at the scene of a head-on road collision. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 10:00am Homes Under the Hammer: Property renovation series. A trio of properties, from a terraced house to a former care home, are bought by three different families with very different timescales and budgets. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 11:00am Wanted Down Under: Series in which families try out life overseas. A single mum has to choose between financial security and keeping her family together. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 12:15pm Bargain Hunt: Newark: Tim Wonnacott is joined in Newark by experts Catherine Southon and Richard Madley. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 7:30pm EastEnders: Grant finds himself in the arms of someone unexpected. Belinda opens up to Stacey about her fears. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
BBC TWO (2)
- 1:00am Celebrity MasterChef: 11, 12. Celebrities compete in a contest of culinary skill. In the first show of Finals Week, the four contestants are whittled down to three. (1 hour)
- 2:00am Full Steam Ahead: 2, 6. Series exploring the expansion of railways in the Victorian era. As the idea of transporting people, rather than just goods, took hold, passenger comfort became a priority. (1 hour)
- 8:15am The Gift of Hearing: Uplifting documentary following Jo Milne and an old school friend, who are on a mission to help deaf children from Bangladesh. (30 minutes)
- 8:45am The Hairy Builder: 3, 15. Castle Drogo: Following the restoration of historic properties. Dave Myers visits Dartmoor in Devon to help to restore a fascinating 20th-century building, Castle Drogo. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Red Rock: 22, 40. Soap opera. Frustrations affect judgement as Paudge's money concerns make him lash out, while Adrian's bromance with Sean breaks down. (45 minutes)
- 3:15pm Escape to the Country: Cambridgeshire: Property series. Jonnie Irwin helps a couple of music lovers who are planning a rural relocation to the Cambridgeshire countryside with a budget of £500,000. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 8:00pm Inside the Factory: Baked Beans: Documentary series. Gregg Wallace helps to unload 27 tonnes of dried haricot beans and follows them on a journey through the world's largest baked bean factory. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm An Hour to Save Your Life: Medical science series. Moped rider Martin is fighting for his life after a collision with a lorry in London. Doctors are concerned he may have severe head and spinal injuries. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 11:20pm Dragons' Den: Budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires. It's handbags at dawn as textile tycoon Touker Suleyman clashes with a fledgling fashion business. Also in HD. (1 hour)
Channel 4 (4)
- 12:05am Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks and...: ...Tattoos: Katie Piper meets Malcolm, who gets a skull design scarred into his skin. There's also a mum with a crumbling nose job, and two sisters who plan joint nose jobs. (S3 Ep7, 8) (55 minutes)
- 1:55am One Born: What Happened Next?: Nina and Andy thought their 'nappy days' were behind them when Nina became pregnant with twins. How are they coping with two new babies alongside their two older children? (55 minutes)
- 3:45am Dare to Believe: Lauren Steadman: Being born without a right arm did nothing to thwart Lauren's dreams. After two Paralympics as a swimmer, she gave paratriathlon a go and now she's a world champion targeting gold in Rio. (5 minutes)
- 3:50am Phil: Secret Agent Down Under: Phil Spencer helps the Bentleys in their Adelaide home search. Jason and Marie love the great outdoors and have their hearts set on living in the foothills of Mount Lofty. (55 minutes)
- 6:15am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Fun with Dick and Janet (Part 2): Dick tries to keep his wife Janet a secret from Mary, and Tommy admits to vandalising a field which Officer Don believes is the site of an alien landing. (25 minutes)
- 6:40am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Tricky Dick: Dick and Mary play practical jokes on each other, Tommy joins a garage band to improve his chances with August, and Sally sets her sights on a yoga instructor. (25 minutes)
- 7:55am Dare to Believe: Ali Jawad: Intimate profile of the Paralympic powerlifter who went from being born in the Lebanon without legs to competing on the biggest stage. He faced upset in 2012, can he turn it around in Rio? (5 minutes)
- 8:00am Frasier: Breaking the Ice: When Frasier realises he's never heard his father say 'I love you' to him, he decides to crash his dad and Niles' fishing trip for a spot of bonding. (35 minutes)
- 8:35am Frasier: An Affair to Forget: Frasier receives a call from a wife who believes her husband, a fencing instructor, is having an affair. Strange coincidence that Maris is now passionate about fencing. (30 minutes)
- 9:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Closure Alternative: Amy employs a series of exercises to cure Sheldon of his compulsion to complete every task without fail and seek closure for every incident. (S6 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:35am The Big Bang Theory: The Proton Resurgence: Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton, the host of a TV science show they watched as children, to come to their flat and entertain them. (S6 Ep22, 24) (25 minutes)
- 10:00am The Simpsons: Bart's Dog Gets An F: Homer threatens to give Santa's Little Helper away if his behaviour doesn't improve after he rips Homer's expensive new trainers to shreds. (30 minutes)
- 10:30am The Simpsons: Old Money: Grampa falls in love with a beautiful fellow retirement home resident, but, on her birthday, Homer whisks Grampa off to Discount Lion Safari, where the car breaks down. (30 minutes)
- 11:00am The Simpsons: Brush with Greatness: Lisa encourages Marge to take up painting again after she exhibits a critically acclaimed painting of a half-naked Homer asleep on the sofa... (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Simpsons: A Star Is Torn: When Homer takes charge of Lisa's new singing career Lisa sacks him as her manager for being too pushy and obnoxious. So Homer retaliates by getting himself a new client. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Hollyoaks: Legal eagle Joanne offers Joe the benefit of her advice. When Mercedes, Myra and Celine break in to a high-end babywear shop, their heist doesn't quite go to plan. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Location, Location, Location: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are back for a brand new series. In this edition they help two sets of first-time buyers struggling to find homes in Southampton and the New Forest. (Ep1) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm The Job Interview: A vehicle leasing company and fashion PR agency interview for new recruits. Among the hopeful applicants are a former Royal Navy trainee and a man who has applied for over 800 jobs. (Ep5) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm First Dates: On the menu in this episode are five pairs of hopefuls, including an Irishman with Tourette's looking for the man of his dreams, and two singletons with strange dance moves. (S7 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:05pm Ramsay's Hotel Hell: Can Gordon convince the owner of the historic Brick Hotel in Newtown, Pennsylvania, to value her loyal workers and attempt to entice the local community back to this landmark establishment? (55 minutes)
Channel 5 (5)
- 1:15pm Home and Away: Irene fights back against Mick and manages to escape, but when she is taken to hospital and Mick is arrested, she learns a terrible truth. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Neighbours: Brad is crushed when Lauren says no and tells him that she does not want to get married again. Later that night, Lauren is clearly apprehensive when she receives a mystery visitor. (30 minutes)
- 2:15pm NCIS: Minimum Security: Drama series. A sailor's death from ingesting emeralds leads the agents to Guantanamo Bay, where they must thwart a terrorist's plot to kill one of their own. (S1 Ep 8) (55 minutes)
- 5:30pm Neighbours: Brad is crushed when Lauren says no and tells him that she does not want to get married again. Later that night, Lauren is clearly apprehensive when she receives a mystery visitor. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Home and Away: Irene fights back against Mick and manages to escape, but when she is taken to hospital and Mick is arrested, she learns a terrible truth. (30 minutes)
ITV2 (6)
- 12:25am The Cleveland Show: You're the Best Man Cleveland Brown: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Cleveland's parents reveal that they plan to re-marry and would like Cleveland to be the best man. (25 minutes)
- 1:40am The Vampire Diaries: I Went to the Woods: US supernatural drama series. Stefan awakens to find himself thrown into a life or death situation with only his basic instincts to rely on. (50 minutes)
- 8:00am Emmerdale: Joanie's day goes from bad to worse. Ross takes matters into his own hands. Lachlan worries about the future. (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Coronation Street: Nick thinks that revenge is a dish best served cold. Phelan tries to win Sally's favour. Beth tries to support Craig's decision. (30 minutes)
- 9:00am Coronation Street: Nick gets his just desserts. Phelan underestimates Sally. Beth tries to hide the skeletons in her closet. (30 minutes)
- 12:15pm Emmerdale: Joanie's day goes from bad to worse. Ross takes matters into his own hands. Lachlan worries about the future. (30 minutes)
- 12:45pm Coronation Street: Nick thinks that revenge is a dish best served cold. Phelan tries to win Sally's favour. Beth tries to support Craig's decision. (30 minutes)
- 1:15pm Coronation Street: Nick gets his just desserts. Phelan underestimates Sally. Beth tries to hide the skeletons in her closet. (30 minutes)
- 10:50pm Family Guy: Tiegs for Two: Animated comedy. Things get nasty when Brian and Quagmire compete for the affections of each other's old flames, Cheryl Tiegs and Jillian. (25 minutes)
- 11:15pm Family Guy: New Kidney in Town: Animated comedy. Peter's love of alcohol has caught up with him, and he needs a kidney transplant. Brian offers him his, but will a canine kidney be compatible? (30 minutes)
- 11:45pm American Dad!: She Swill Survive: Animated series. Stan forces Hayley to take a job in Roger's watering hole. When his boss turns out to be a regular, he sees an opportunity to advance his career. (30 minutes)
ITV3 (10)
- 12:15am Blue Murder: Tooth and Claw: Police drama. The murder of a popular local vet thrusts Janine and the team into a community that is reluctant to talk to them. (55 minutes)
- 1:10am Marchlands: Final episode. In 1968, Paul asks a tearful Ruth to leave Marchlands with him. In 1987, Eddie takes Amy to Alice's grave. In 2010, Ruth finally learns what happened to Alice. (50 minutes)
- 7:30am Where the Heart Is: The Dead Zone: Drama series following the lives of community nurses in a small Yorkshire town. The nurses' survival skills are put to the test when they become stranded on the moors. (1 hour)
- 8:30am The Royal: Winners and Losers: The arrival of a new locum ruffles some feathers. A day at the races seems perfect for Carnegie and Catherine's first date - if they can avoid the others. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 10:55am Murder, She Wrote: We're Off to Kill the Wizard: Murder mystery series. On a day out, Jessica is asked to solve the seemingly impossible murder of a wealthy and much-disliked amusement park owner. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm The Royal: Price of Progress: Medical drama. Dr Makori takes a crash course in dealing with Yorkshire folk. Stella deals with the confessions of a window cleaner. Carnegie has some news. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:05pm Where the Heart Is: Shifting Sands: Drama series about community nurses in a small Yorkshire town. Chris's over-friendly manner puts his job in danger. Peggy is summoned to Leeds to discuss promotion. (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 6:55pm Murder, She Wrote: Death Takes a Curtain Call: Murder mystery series. Jessica helps to solve the backstage murder of a young dancer when she attends a special presentation of the famous Rostov Ballet. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:00pm Our Queen at 90: To celebrate her 90th birthday, this documentary follows the Queen and members of the royal family during the year in which she became the country's longest-reigning monarch. (2 hours)
Pick (11)
- 12:00am Police Force Australia: Documentary series joining police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations, major drug busts and murder investigations. (S5, ep 1) (30 minutes)
- 12:30am Police Force Australia: Documentary series joining police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations, major drug busts and murder investigations. (S5, ep 2) (30 minutes)
- 4:00am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S12, ep 5) (30 minutes)
- 4:30am Highway Patrol Australia: Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (30 minutes)
- 5:00am Road Wars: Tonight's high speed chase sees the police racing through the grounds of a Milton Keynes hospital. Also, police stop a speeding driver and realise he can't see! Strong language. (S1, ep 6) (1 hour)
- 12:00pm Border Security: Canada's...: ...Front Line. Follow Canadian border services agents on the frontlines of national security. A traveller who's spent a long time abroad gets busted. (S3, ep 1) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm Border Security: Canada's...: ...Front Line. A baggage search turns cheesy for Canadian border services. Plus, an agent must determine whether a traveller is telling a tall story. (S3, ep 2) (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary series following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, illegal immigrants and terrorists. (S3, ep 9) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm The Dog Whisperer: Series four of the mutt-see documentary charting the ups and downs of Cesar Millan as he helps pet owners struggling to cope with their problematic pooches. (S4, ep 17) (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Monkey Business: Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S6, ep 6) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Monkey Business: Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S6, ep 7) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm A Town Called Eureka: Best In Faux: Fur flies at the annual dog show when someone starts picking off the biomimetic pooches one by one. Adding to the canine chaos, an earthquake brews beneath Eureka. (S3, ep 3) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Brit Cops: Rapid Response: Action-packed documentary following rapid response officers, the fastest cops in Britain, as they crack down on crime. Time is of the essence! (S3, ep 7) (1 hour)
Dave (12)
- 12:00pm Top Gear: Best of British: Motoring banter and buffoonery. Jeremy and The Stig race Caterham 7s around a circuit in Scotland - but first the boys must build their own car from scratch. Steve Coogan guests. (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Top Gear: Best of British: Motoring banter and buffoonery. Jeremy and The Stig race Caterham 7s around a circuit in Scotland - but first the boys must build their own car from scratch. Steve Coogan guests. (1 hour)
Channel 4+1 (13)
- 12:05am Tattoo Fixers on Holiday: The Mediterranean pop-up parlour gets a visit from Sophie, who has an unusual animal-inspired tattoo, and Jay takes on best mates Sam and Laura's cheeky stickmen. (Ep2, 8) (1 hour)
- 1:05am Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks and...: ...Tattoos: Katie Piper meets Malcolm, who gets a skull design scarred into his skin. There's also a mum with a crumbling nose job, and two sisters who plan joint nose jobs. (S3 Ep7, 8) (55 minutes)
- 2:55am One Born: What Happened Next?: Nina and Andy thought their 'nappy days' were behind them when Nina became pregnant with twins. How are they coping with two new babies alongside their two older children? (55 minutes)
- 4:45am Dare to Believe: Lauren Steadman: Being born without a right arm did nothing to thwart Lauren's dreams. After two Paralympics as a swimmer, she gave paratriathlon a go and now she's a world champion targeting gold in Rio. (5 minutes)
- 4:50am Phil: Secret Agent Down Under: Phil Spencer helps the Bentleys in their Adelaide home search. Jason and Marie love the great outdoors and have their hearts set on living in the foothills of Mount Lofty. (55 minutes)
- 7:15am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Fun with Dick and Janet (Part 2): Dick tries to keep his wife Janet a secret from Mary, and Tommy admits to vandalising a field which Officer Don believes is the site of an alien landing. (25 minutes)
- 7:40am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Tricky Dick: Dick and Mary play practical jokes on each other, Tommy joins a garage band to improve his chances with August, and Sally sets her sights on a yoga instructor. (25 minutes)
- 8:55am Dare to Believe: Ali Jawad: Intimate profile of the Paralympic powerlifter who went from being born in the Lebanon without legs to competing on the biggest stage. He faced upset in 2012, can he turn it around in Rio? (5 minutes)
- 9:00am Frasier: Breaking the Ice: When Frasier realises he's never heard his father say 'I love you' to him, he decides to crash his dad and Niles' fishing trip for a spot of bonding. (35 minutes)
- 9:35am Frasier: An Affair to Forget: Frasier receives a call from a wife who believes her husband, a fencing instructor, is having an affair. Strange coincidence that Maris is now passionate about fencing. (30 minutes)
- 10:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Closure Alternative: Amy employs a series of exercises to cure Sheldon of his compulsion to complete every task without fail and seek closure for every incident. (S6 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:35am The Big Bang Theory: The Proton Resurgence: Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton, the host of a TV science show they watched as children, to come to their flat and entertain them. (S6 Ep22, 24) (25 minutes)
- 11:00am The Simpsons: Bart's Dog Gets An F: Homer threatens to give Santa's Little Helper away if his behaviour doesn't improve after he rips Homer's expensive new trainers to shreds. (30 minutes)
- 11:30am The Simpsons: Old Money: Grampa falls in love with a beautiful fellow retirement home resident, but, on her birthday, Homer whisks Grampa off to Discount Lion Safari, where the car breaks down. (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm The Simpsons: Brush with Greatness: Lisa encourages Marge to take up painting again after she exhibits a critically acclaimed painting of a half-naked Homer asleep on the sofa... (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Simpsons: A Star Is Torn: When Homer takes charge of Lisa's new singing career Lisa sacks him as her manager for being too pushy and obnoxious. So Homer retaliates by getting himself a new client. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Hollyoaks: Legal eagle Joanne offers Joe the benefit of her advice. When Mercedes, Myra and Celine break in to a high-end babywear shop, their heist doesn't quite go to plan. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Location, Location, Location: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are back for a brand new series. In this edition they help two sets of first-time buyers struggling to find homes in Southampton and the New Forest. (Ep1) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm The Job Interview: A vehicle leasing company and fashion PR agency interview for new recruits. Among the hopeful applicants are a former Royal Navy trainee and a man who has applied for over 800 jobs. (Ep5) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm First Dates: On the menu in this episode are five pairs of hopefuls, including an Irishman with Tourette's looking for the man of his dreams, and two singletons with strange dance moves. (S7 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
More 4 (14)
- 8:55am Jamie's 15 Minute Meals: Jamie Oliver makes glazed pork fillet and tapas bruschetta, followed by golden grilled sardines. (40 minutes)
- 10:40am Dare to Believe: Ali Jawad: Intimate profile of the Paralympic powerlifter who went from being born in the Lebanon without legs to competing on the biggest stage. He faced upset in 2012, can he turn it around in Rio? (5 minutes)
- 12:50pm Dare to Believe: Georgie Hermitage: Growing up with cerebral palsy, Georgie rejected athletics when her coach suggested she compete in disability sport. But London 2012 changed her mind and now she's a contender for Rio. (5 minutes)
- 4:05pm Dare to Believe: Jack Rutter: About to become a professional footballer, Jack was caught in an unprovoked attack that left him with mild cerebral palsy in all four limbs. Now he will captain GB at the Paralympics. (5 minutes)
- 7:55pm Grand Designs: Peter Berkin and his wife Chard want to build a new home at the bottom of their garden. But they can't agree on the shape or the size of the budget. Will Chard be willing to live in it? (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: Phil Spencer's Stately Homes: Phil reveals his passion for Britain's magnificent stately homes. First stop is Burghley House, a masterpiece of Elizabethan architecture set in 1400 acres of Lincolnshire parkland. (1 hour)
- 11:05pm 24 Hours in A&E: Will gets a CT scan for head injuries after a baseball accident, baby Amira has an irregular heartbeat, and pizza delivery rider Chris has been knocked off his bike. (S8 Ep1, 13) (1 hour 5 minutes)
Film4 (15)
- 6:50pm Night at the Museum 2: (2009) Fantasy adventure sequel. Ben Stiller stars as the former nightwatchman who must rescue his museum-exhibit buddies when they're attacked by a megalomaniac pharaoh. With Steve Coogan. (2 hours 10 minutes)
Really (17)
- 12:00pm DIY SOS: Nick Knowles remedies home improvement disasters. The team travel to Ramsgate to give Sharon and Steve an elegant reception room in which to renew their wedding vows. (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm DIY SOS: DIY disasters are remedied in style by Nick Knowles and the team. The Johnson family want a bathroom with wheelchair access for their son, but work has been held up by a flood. (30 minutes)
- 11:00pm Cold Justice: Second Thoughts: Justice is served as cold cases are solved. Kelly and Yolanda head to Ohio to discover who killed a bubbly mother of three in 1981. (1 hour)
Yesterday (19)
- 6:25am Impossible Engineering: Three Gorges Dam: The world's largest power station, the Three Gorges Dam spans the Yangtze in China. Discover how the pioneering work of Nikola Tesla led to this engineering triumph. (45 minutes)
Drama (20)
- 8:00pm Maisie Raine: To Sleep...: Pauline Quirke leaves Chigwell to play the fiesty police officer in the engaging drama series. A large number of expensive cars are vanishing from a local hotel. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Judge John Deed: Hidden Agenda: A perplexing legal conundrum for the heroic High Court judge played by Martin Shaw. Deed acquits a young female doctor accused of killing an elderly patient. (2 hours)
5 USA (21)
- 12:50am CSI: New York: Raising Shane: Crime drama. Hawkes is in big trouble when he is identified as the perpetrator of a bar room murder. Can Mac and his team prove their colleague's innocence? (S3 Ep 11) (1 hour)
- 1:50am CSI: New York: Heart of Glass: Crime drama. Mac and Danny investigate the death of a woman found in a bath full of rose petals. Stella probes the death of a man who fell into his fish tank. (S3 Ep 16) (55 minutes)
- 2:45am CSI: New York: Sangre Por Sangre: Crime drama. Members of a notorious Puerto Rican gang start turning up dead after their former leader - who Mac helped put away - is released from prison. (S7 Ep 4) (45 minutes)
- 1:00pm NCIS: Cover Story: Crime drama. McGee finds himself under pressure while investigating a double murder apparently inspired by his latest novel. (S4 Ep 20) (1 hour)
- 4:00pm NCIS: Brothers In Arms: Crime series. An informant is shot dead just as he is about to pass on information concerning an arms dealer, and Shepard begins a relentless pursuit of his killer. (S4 Ep 21) (1 hour)
- 6:00pm CSI: Miami: Internal Affairs: Crime drama series based on the work of forensic investigators. A body is found crushed under a granite slab. Natalia is arrested for murder. (S5 Ep 12) (1 hour)
- 7:00pm NCIS: Leap of Faith: Drama series. A navy SEAL is shot dead while threatening to throw himself from the top of a building. A known Al Qaeda operative emerges as the main suspect. (S5 Ep 5) (1 hour)
- 8:00pm NCIS: Chimera: US drama based on the work of the Navy's dedicated federal agency. The death of a sailor on board a ship brings the agents into contact with a deadly virus. (S5 Ep 6) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm NCIS: Shoot To Kill : Tell-All: US crime drama series. A dying message from a naval officer leads the NCIS team to a manuscript that may hold a threat to national security. (S8 Ep 19) (1 hour)
ITV4 (24)
- 9:50am Quincy, ME: Dead Last: Another investigation for the California coroner. Quincy investigates a jockey's death, which soon begins to look like murder. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Quincy, ME: Hot Ice: A dead diamond smuggler lands Quincy in trouble with the mob when the FBI try to use him as bait to trap a Las Vegas gangster. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Mr Bean: The Curse of Mr Bean: Adventures with the individual who turns ordinary situations into moments of excruciating embarrassment. Mr Bean demonstrates diving and sandwich-making. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Mr Bean: Mr Bean Goes to Town: Hapless bumbler Mr Bean buys a TV and a new camera, has an itchy foot and goes on a date. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Benidorm: Mick upsets Janice on a trip to the waterfalls of Callosa. Brandy plays a practical joke on Martin. Noreen becomes convinced that her son The Oracle is gay. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 10:05pm Mars Attacks!: Science-fiction satire starring Jack Nicholson and Glenn Close, 1996. A Martian invasion of Earth threatens the planet and only a naive US President can prevent annihilation (1 hour)
- 11:10pm Mars Attacks!: Science-fiction satire starring Jack Nicholson and Glenn Close, 1996. A Martian invasion of Earth threatens the planet and only a naive US President can prevent annihilation (1 hour 5 minutes)
Home (25)
- 10:00am Escape to the Country: Suffolk: Tired of city living, more homeowners plan to up sticks and achieve rural relaxation. Melissa Porter meets Alan and Elaine Tomlinson, who want to move from Kent to Suffolk. (1 hour)
- 11:00am Fantasy Homes by the Sea: Cumbria: Join Jenni Falconer for more sensational seaside searches, as she helps couples relocate to be near the water. This time, the Cumbrian coastline calls. (1 hour)
ITV2 +1 (27)
- 12:00am American Dad!: Honey, I'm Homeland: Animated series. Stan infiltrates a terrorist group but is found out. When he is brought home, Hayley thinks that her father may have been 'turned'. (30 minutes)
- 12:30am The Cleveland Show: Little Man on Campus: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. When Coach Brown's star pitcher is forced out for the season, Cleveland asks his friend Holt to fill in. (25 minutes)
- 12:55am The Cleveland Show: Fat and Wet: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Cleveland Jr and Kendra start a petition to get a bill passed granting equal rights for the overweight. (30 minutes)
- 1:25am The Cleveland Show: You're the Best Man Cleveland Brown: Animated spin-off from Family Guy. Cleveland's parents reveal that they plan to re-marry and would like Cleveland to be the best man. (25 minutes)
- 2:40am The Vampire Diaries: I Went to the Woods: US supernatural drama series. Stefan awakens to find himself thrown into a life or death situation with only his basic instincts to rely on. (50 minutes)
- 10:00am Coronation Street: Nick gets his just desserts. Phelan underestimates Sally. Beth tries to hide the skeletons in her closet. (30 minutes)
- 1:15pm Emmerdale: Joanie's day goes from bad to worse. Ross takes matters into his own hands. Lachlan worries about the future. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Coronation Street: Nick thinks that revenge is a dish best served cold. Phelan tries to win Sally's favour. Beth tries to support Craig's decision. (30 minutes)
- 2:15pm Coronation Street: Nick gets his just desserts. Phelan underestimates Sally. Beth tries to hide the skeletons in her closet. (30 minutes)
- 11:50pm Family Guy: Tiegs for Two: Animated comedy. Things get nasty when Brian and Quagmire compete for the affections of each other's old flames, Cheryl Tiegs and Jillian. (25 minutes)
E4 (28)
- 2:05am Made in Chelsea: South of France: Brand new series: The Chelsea jet set's romantic liaisons are causing ripples in the Med. Alex has split from Nicola and hooked up with Olivia Bentley. Sam tries to play Cupid. (Ep2, 6) (55 minutes)
- 3:55am New Girl: Brand new series - Goosebumps Walkaway: Jess returns from her stint doing jury service and attempts to uncover the real identity of a fellow juror who was sequestered with her. (S5 Ep10, 22) (20 minutes)
- 6:00am Hollyoaks: Joe's world is turned upside down when he discovers Mercedes and Diego's secret texts. Warren and Freddie come up with a plan to save the garage from repossession. (25 minutes)
- 6:25am Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: Day 11 and the group have reached Marseille, where a pole dancing class gets pulses racing. One couple are beginning to feel isolated and hit out at the vote. (Ep11, 30) (25 minutes)
- 6:50am Melissa & Joey: Play Ball: Mel recruits Joe to play for her office's softball team when their star player is injured. Ryder asks Lennox to post Holly's story on the school blog. (S1 Ep27, 30) (20 minutes)
- 7:10am How I Met Your Mother: The Chain of Screaming: Marshall fears a dressing down from his angry boss after he hands in a piece of work late. A series of mishaps leads a waiter to scream at Marshall. (30 minutes)
- 7:40am How I Met Your Mother: Sandcastles in the Sand: Robin rekindles a spark with an ex-boyfriend who dumped her as a teenager for a girl whose parents had installed a swimming pool. (25 minutes)
- 9:00am The Goldbergs: Weird Al: Adam plans to reignite his fading relationship with Dana by taking her to a concert. Barry and Erica worry that Murray may be feeling depressed. (S3 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am The Goldbergs: Edward 'Eddie the Eagle' Edwards: Barry seeks fresh inspiration when he loses his standing as a champion athlete at school. Sales at Murray's shop nosedive. (S3 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm How I Met Your Mother: The Goat: Barney and Robin wake up in bed together and make a pact not to mention that they've had sex. Lily rescues a goat, while Ted celebrates his 30th birthday. (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Everything Must Go: Abby (Britney Spears) reveals that she's the saboteur warning other women to stay away from Barney, but she and Barney make up over a shared dislike of Ted. (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Wiggly Finger Catalyst: Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find the perfect date for him. (S5 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Russian Rocket Reaction: Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Melissa & Joey: A House Divided: Mel and Joe get into an unexpected property dispute with their neighbour. Ryder makes a short film about not texting while driving, starring Lennox. (S1 Ep28, 30) (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm Melissa & Joey: Do As I Say, Not As I Did: Lennox plans to go to an all-night party with her boyfriend. Holly grows jealous when she and Ryder allow another girl into their study group. (S1 Ep29, 30) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm The Goldbergs: The Dirty Dancing Dance: Erica suggests the film Dirty Dancing as the theme for the upcoming school dance, but Principal Ball refuses to sanction her idea. (S3 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Goldbergs: 12 Tapes for a Penny: Adam joins a mail-order music club hoping to assemble a huge cassette tape collection. Barry realises Lainey's father doesn't like him. (S3 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Rhinitis Revelation: Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his group of friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a girl he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Hollyoaks: Will Joanne succeed in her attempt to seduce Joe? Marnie scuppers Jade's plans to give Alfie a night to remember. Mac and Sally end up in a camper van bidding war. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm New: Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: Day 12 and two new arrivals explode into the group and immediately cause problems with their upfront banter. Later, there's deadlock at a tense vote. (Ep12, 30) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm New: 2 Broke Girls: Brand new series - And the Great Escape: Max pet sits for Randy's dog but the hound runs away. Caroline schedules a meeting with a famous actress who wants to be in her film. (S5 Ep15, 22) (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm New: 2 Broke Girls: Brand new series - And the Pity Party Bus: Max is heartbroken when Randy breaks up with her via his therapist Elliot, so Caroline rents a party bus to cheer her friend up. (S5 Ep16, 22) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: Tattoo Fixers on Holiday: Brand new series: The pop-up parlour in the sunny Med takes on Stuart, whose drunken antics led to a cheeky tattoo, and Cher impersonator Catherine, who has a mishap on her hip. (Ep3, 8) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm New: Wasted: Brand new series: Morpheus is chosen to be the star of the annual Berry Man festival and becomes the object of someone's affections, while Sarah falls for a bat-lover. (Ep4, 6) (35 minutes)
- 10:35pm The Inbetweeners: Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off school. They head to Neil's house to get drunk, where Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart Carli. (S1 Ep2, 6) (30 minutes)
- 11:05pm The Big Bang Theory: The Luminous Fish Effect: Getting fired forces Sheldon to ponder life outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his reverie. (S1 Ep4, 17) (30 minutes)
- 11:35pm The Big Bang Theory: The Hamburger Postulate: Leonard fears he's wasting his time on Penny and ends up making a connection with Leslie. Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine. (S1 Ep5, 17) (25 minutes)
E4+1 (29)
- 12:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Big Bran Hypothesis: Bothered by how messy Penny's flat is, Sheldon sneaks in to clean and organise it, but Penny isn't best pleased when she finds out. (S1 Ep2, 17) (30 minutes)
- 12:35am The Big Bang Theory: The Fuzzyboots Corollary: Leonard is depressed when he discovers that Penny is seeing someone, and he actually summons up the courage to ask a woman out on a date. (S1 Ep3, 17) (25 minutes)
- 3:05am Made in Chelsea: South of France: Brand new series: The Chelsea jet set's romantic liaisons are causing ripples in the Med. Alex has split from Nicola and hooked up with Olivia Bentley. Sam tries to play Cupid. (Ep2, 6) (55 minutes)
- 4:55am New Girl: Brand new series - Goosebumps Walkaway: Jess returns from her stint doing jury service and attempts to uncover the real identity of a fellow juror who was sequestered with her. (S5 Ep10, 22) (20 minutes)
- 7:00am Hollyoaks: Joe's world is turned upside down when he discovers Mercedes and Diego's secret texts. Warren and Freddie come up with a plan to save the garage from repossession. (25 minutes)
- 7:25am Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: Day 11 and the group have reached Marseille, where a pole dancing class gets pulses racing. One couple are beginning to feel isolated and hit out at the vote. (Ep11, 30) (25 minutes)
- 7:50am Melissa & Joey: Play Ball: Mel recruits Joe to play for her office's softball team when their star player is injured. Ryder asks Lennox to post Holly's story on the school blog. (S1 Ep27, 30) (20 minutes)
- 8:10am How I Met Your Mother: The Chain of Screaming: Marshall fears a dressing down from his angry boss after he hands in a piece of work late. A series of mishaps leads a waiter to scream at Marshall. (30 minutes)
- 8:40am How I Met Your Mother: Sandcastles in the Sand: Robin rekindles a spark with an ex-boyfriend who dumped her as a teenager for a girl whose parents had installed a swimming pool. (25 minutes)
- 10:00am The Goldbergs: Weird Al: Adam plans to reignite his fading relationship with Dana by taking her to a concert. Barry and Erica worry that Murray may be feeling depressed. (S3 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am The Goldbergs: Edward 'Eddie the Eagle' Edwards: Barry seeks fresh inspiration when he loses his standing as a champion athlete at school. Sales at Murray's shop nosedive. (S3 Ep16, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm How I Met Your Mother: The Goat: Barney and Robin wake up in bed together and make a pact not to mention that they've had sex. Lily rescues a goat, while Ted celebrates his 30th birthday. (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Everything Must Go: Abby (Britney Spears) reveals that she's the saboteur warning other women to stay away from Barney, but she and Barney make up over a shared dislike of Ted. (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Wiggly Finger Catalyst: Raj begins to get upset that he's the only one of the four guys not in a relationship, so Penny sets out to find the perfect date for him. (S5 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Russian Rocket Reaction: Sheldon's old nemesis Wil Wheaton returns and invites everyone to a housewarming party. Sheldon threatens to 'de-friend' Leonard if he attends. (S5 Ep5, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Melissa & Joey: A House Divided: Mel and Joe get into an unexpected property dispute with their neighbour. Ryder makes a short film about not texting while driving, starring Lennox. (S1 Ep28, 30) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Melissa & Joey: Do As I Say, Not As I Did: Lennox plans to go to an all-night party with her boyfriend. Holly grows jealous when she and Ryder allow another girl into their study group. (S1 Ep29, 30) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Goldbergs: The Dirty Dancing Dance: Erica suggests the film Dirty Dancing as the theme for the upcoming school dance, but Principal Ball refuses to sanction her idea. (S3 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Goldbergs: 12 Tapes for a Penny: Adam joins a mail-order music club hoping to assemble a huge cassette tape collection. Barry realises Lainey's father doesn't like him. (S3 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Rhinitis Revelation: Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his group of friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a girl he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Hollyoaks: Will Joanne succeed in her attempt to seduce Joe? Marnie scuppers Jade's plans to give Alfie a night to remember. Mac and Sally end up in a camper van bidding war. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm New: Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: Day 12 and two new arrivals explode into the group and immediately cause problems with their upfront banter. Later, there's deadlock at a tense vote. (Ep12, 30) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: 2 Broke Girls: Brand new series - And the Great Escape: Max pet sits for Randy's dog but the hound runs away. Caroline schedules a meeting with a famous actress who wants to be in her film. (S5 Ep15, 22) (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm New: 2 Broke Girls: Brand new series - And the Pity Party Bus: Max is heartbroken when Randy breaks up with her via his therapist Elliot, so Caroline rents a party bus to cheer her friend up. (S5 Ep16, 22) (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm New: Tattoo Fixers on Holiday: Brand new series: The pop-up parlour in the sunny Med takes on Stuart, whose drunken antics led to a cheeky tattoo, and Cher impersonator Catherine, who has a mishap on her hip. (Ep3, 8) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm New: Wasted: Brand new series: Morpheus is chosen to be the star of the annual Berry Man festival and becomes the object of someone's affections, while Sarah falls for a bat-lover. (Ep4, 6) (35 minutes)
- 11:35pm The Inbetweeners: Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off school. They head to Neil's house to get drunk, where Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart Carli. (S1 Ep2, 6) (30 minutes)
ITV +1 (33)
- 8:00pm Emmerdale: Zak and Joanie's wedding does not go to plan. Andy receives an unexpected visitor. David gets some good news. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Endeavour: Sway: Crime drama series. As a multiple murderer haunts the city strangling married women with a silk stocking, Endeavour and DI Thursday's emotional lives are turned upside down. (2 hours)
ITV3+1 (34)
- 7:55pm Murder, She Wrote: Death Takes a Curtain Call: Murder mystery series. Jessica helps to solve the backstage murder of a young dancer when she attends a special presentation of the famous Rostov Ballet. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:00pm Our Queen at 90: To celebrate her 90th birthday, this documentary follows the Queen and members of the royal family during the year in which she became the country's longest-reigning monarch. (2 hours)
- 11:00pm Without You: When Ellie turns up at Milena's workplace, hoping to find clues as to how she knew Greg, she uncovers facts which take her from elation to despair and finally terror. (1 hour)
Channel 5+1 (44)
- 2:15pm Home and Away: Irene fights back against Mick and manages to escape, but when she is taken to hospital and Mick is arrested, she learns a terrible truth. (30 minutes)
- 2:45pm Neighbours: Brad is crushed when Lauren says no and tells him that she does not want to get married again. Later that night, Lauren is clearly apprehensive when she receives a mystery visitor. (30 minutes)
- 3:15pm NCIS: Minimum Security: Drama series. A sailor's death from ingesting emeralds leads the agents to Guantanamo Bay, where they must thwart a terrorist's plot to kill one of their own. (S1 Ep 8) (55 minutes)
- 6:30pm Neighbours: Brad is crushed when Lauren says no and tells him that she does not want to get married again. Later that night, Lauren is clearly apprehensive when she receives a mystery visitor. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Home and Away: Irene fights back against Mick and manages to escape, but when she is taken to hospital and Mick is arrested, she learns a terrible truth. (30 minutes)
Challenge (46)
- 4:00am Robot Wars: "Extreme": The Army, Navy and RAF go head to head in a battle to determine just who is the best. Who will be victorious in Robot Wars Extreme: The Armed Forces Mayhem? (S5, ep 5) (1 hour)
- 5:00am Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year...: ...Old? Dick and Dom take grown-up contestants back to their school days and question them on topics spanning the National Curriculum. A jackpot of 50,000 is up for grabs. (25, 50) (1 hour)
- 4:00pm The Chase USA: Mark Labbett AKA 'The Beast' from The Chase UK travels across the pond to put American contestants through their paces and test who can answer questions faster than he can. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Total Wipeout UK: Hosts Richard Hammond and Amanda Byram set twenty brave and bonkers contestants loose on an extreme obstacle course in Argentina with the chance of winning 10,000. (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Robot Wars: "Extreme": Two of the most vocal and outspoken teams in the history of Robot Wars, 'Plunderbird 5' and 'Sir Chromalot', go head-to-head to decide who are the best showmen of all. (S5, ep 6) (1 hour)
4seven (47)
- 12:00am Naked Attraction: Tracy's been single for three years and hopes this revealing dating show will find her a man. And phone salesman Matthew is bored of dating apps and wants girls to see the real him. (Ep3) (1 hour)
- 1:00am The World's Weirdest Weather: More incredible weather and the science behind it, from an icicle as big as a house to two feet of snow in the driest place on Earth, and surfing for nine miles on a tidal bore. (55 minutes)
- 1:55am Flying to the Ends of the Earth: Former marine Arthur Williams flies in to the islands of the South Pacific, where he soon discovers how much life is at the mercy of the elements. (S2 Ep2, 3) (55 minutes)
- 2:50am The Job Interview: A waste disposal company want an executive assistant, and party planners Snapdragon are looking for an events co-ordinator who's comfortable around billionaires and minor royalty. (Ep4) (55 minutes)
- 11:30am Superfoods: The Real Story: Kate Quilton goes to LA to find out if pomegranates can fix a bad memory. And she travels to Thailand to try the creepiest and crawliest superfood contender yet - bugs. (S2 Ep7, 8) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Amazing Spaces Shed of the Year: George Clarke and fellow judges pick from the Eco and Unexpected categories, including a mud hut, a shed on wheels, one that rises with the tide and also a shed that's haunted. (S3 Ep2) (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Phil: Secret Agent Down Under: Phil Spencer visits Brisbane on the look out for a brand spanking new property for Jon and Jodie Hills. But the couple are quite fussy. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Double Your House for Half the...: ...Money: Sarah Beeny visits a tiny two-bed house in Horsham, West Sussex, where the owners have run out of space, and a massive build in the affluent London borough of Wandsworth. (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Phil: Secret Agent Down Under: Phil Spencer helps the Hanson family find a piece of paradise on the Sunshine Coast. Husband Greg just wants to be close to the beach, but his wife Kim is interested in the property itself. (1 hour)
Channel 5+24 (55)
- 1:00am Neighbours: Paige reveals that she was at the garage with Tyler. Amy strips off and confronts her detractors. Paul spies Terese's 'strategy' file and forms a plan to bring her down. (30 minutes)
- 1:30am Neighbours: A shadowy figure releases a snake on to the Rebecchi's lawn. A mysterious admirer asks Amy out for a drink. Paul threatens to have Gary's parole revoked if he does not help him. (25 minutes)
- 1:55am Neighbours: Elly saves Nell from the snake only to get bitten herself. Xanthe is hurt when Alison claims Ben wrote her a romantic ballad. Amy tries to make amends when her date ends awkwardly. (30 minutes)
- 2:25am Neighbours: Elly is forced to face her past when her life is threatened. Xanthe is broken hearted when she sees that Ben and Alison are together. Sonya confronts Clive at The Waterhole (30 minutes)
- 1:15pm Home and Away: Irene wakes up tied to a chair in a derelict room where a man named Mick has been holding her. Marilyn finally comes home to a shocked and thrilled John. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Neighbours: Susan's comment about divorce triggers sad memories for Karl. Paige and Tyler's tryst is exposed by Piper in front of everyone at Brad and Terese's divorce party. (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Neighbours: Elly is forced to face her past when her life is threatened. Xanthe is broken hearted when she sees that Ben and Alison are together. Sonya confronts Clive at The Waterhole (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Neighbours: Susan's comment about divorce triggers sad memories for Karl. Paige and Tyler's tryst is exposed by Piper in front of everyone at Brad and Terese's divorce party. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Home and Away: Irene wakes up tied to a chair in a derelict room where a man named Mick has been holding her. Marilyn finally comes home to a shocked and thrilled John. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Neighbours: Susan's comment about divorce triggers sad memories for Karl. Paige and Tyler's tryst is exposed by Piper in front of everyone at Brad and Terese's divorce party. (30 minutes)
5USA+1 (78)
- 12:00am NCIS: New Orleans: Crime spin-off series. The team search for a heartless killer who will stop at nothing to get another chance in life. (S2 Ep 7) (55 minutes)
- 12:55am CSI: Miami: If Looks Could Kill: Crime drama series. The body of a male model is discovered on the waterfront. Natalia's ex-husband tries to get work at the CSI offices. (S5 Ep 4) (55 minutes)
- 1:50am CSI: New York: Raising Shane: Crime drama. Hawkes is in big trouble when he is identified as the perpetrator of a bar room murder. Can Mac and his team prove their colleague's innocence? (S3 Ep 11) (1 hour)
- 2:50am CSI: New York: Heart of Glass: Crime drama. Mac and Danny investigate the death of a woman found in a bath full of rose petals. Stella probes the death of a man who fell into his fish tank. (S3 Ep 16) (55 minutes)
- 3:45am CSI: New York: Sangre Por Sangre: Crime drama. Members of a notorious Puerto Rican gang start turning up dead after their former leader - who Mac helped put away - is released from prison. (S7 Ep 4) (45 minutes)
- 7:00pm CSI: Miami: Internal Affairs: Crime drama series based on the work of forensic investigators. A body is found crushed under a granite slab. Natalia is arrested for murder. (S5 Ep 12) (1 hour)
- 8:00pm NCIS: Leap of Faith: Drama series. A navy SEAL is shot dead while threatening to throw himself from the top of a building. A known Al Qaeda operative emerges as the main suspect. (S5 Ep 5) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm NCIS: Chimera: US drama based on the work of the Navy's dedicated federal agency. The death of a sailor on board a ship brings the agents into contact with a deadly virus. (S5 Ep 6) (1 hour)
Dave ja vu (84)
- 1:00pm Top Gear: Best of British: Motoring banter and buffoonery. Jeremy and The Stig race Caterham 7s around a circuit in Scotland - but first the boys must build their own car from scratch. Steve Coogan guests. (1 hour)
- 7:00pm Top Gear: Best of British: Motoring banter and buffoonery. Jeremy and The Stig race Caterham 7s around a circuit in Scotland - but first the boys must build their own car from scratch. Steve Coogan guests. (1 hour)
BBC ONE HD (101)
- 7:30pm EastEnders: Grant finds himself in the arms of someone unexpected. Belinda opens up to Stacey about her fears. (30 minutes)
BBC TWO HD (102)
- 1:45pm Red Rock: 22, 40. Soap opera. Frustrations affect judgement as Paudge's money concerns make him lash out, while Adrian's bromance with Sean breaks down. (45 minutes)
- 3:15pm Escape to the Country: Cambridgeshire: Property series. Jonnie Irwin helps a couple of music lovers who are planning a rural relocation to the Cambridgeshire countryside with a budget of £500,000. (45 minutes)
- 8:00pm Inside the Factory: Baked Beans: Documentary series. Gregg Wallace helps to unload 27 tonnes of dried haricot beans and follows them on a journey through the world's largest baked bean factory. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm An Hour to Save Your Life: Medical science series. Moped rider Martin is fighting for his life after a collision with a lorry in London. Doctors are concerned he may have severe head and spinal injuries. (1 hour)
- 11:20pm Dragons' Den: Budding entrepreneurs pitch business ideas to multimillionaires. It's handbags at dawn as textile tycoon Touker Suleyman clashes with a fledgling fashion business. (1 hour)
ITV HD (103)
- 7:00pm Emmerdale: Zak and Joanie's wedding does not go to plan. Andy receives an unexpected visitor. David gets some good news. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Endeavour: Sway: Crime drama series. As a multiple murderer haunts the city strangling married women with a silk stocking, Endeavour and DI Thursday's emotional lives are turned upside down. (2 hours)
- 11:40pm Murder, She Wrote: The Scent of Murder: Murder mystery series. Jessica accompanies Seth Hazlitt on a visit to his uppity Southern cousin. But, as ever, murder follows her wherever she goes. (50 minutes)
Channel 4 HD (104)
- 12:05am Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks and...: ...Tattoos: Katie Piper meets Malcolm, who gets a skull design scarred into his skin. There's also a mum with a crumbling nose job, and two sisters who plan joint nose jobs. (S3 Ep7, 8) (55 minutes)
Channel 5 HD (105)
- 1:15pm Home and Away: Irene fights back against Mick and manages to escape, but when she is taken to hospital and Mick is arrested, she learns a terrible truth. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Neighbours: Brad is crushed when Lauren says no and tells him that she does not want to get married again. Later that night, Lauren is clearly apprehensive when she receives a mystery visitor. (30 minutes)
- 2:15pm NCIS: Minimum Security: Drama series. A sailor's death from ingesting emeralds leads the agents to Guantanamo Bay, where they must thwart a terrorist's plot to kill one of their own. (S1 Ep 8) (55 minutes)
- 5:30pm Neighbours: Brad is crushed when Lauren says no and tells him that she does not want to get married again. Later that night, Lauren is clearly apprehensive when she receives a mystery visitor. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Home and Away: Irene fights back against Mick and manages to escape, but when she is taken to hospital and Mick is arrested, she learns a terrible truth. (30 minutes)
Channel 4+1 HD (109)
- 12:05am Tattoo Fixers on Holiday: The Mediterranean pop-up parlour gets a visit from Sophie, who has an unusual animal-inspired tattoo, and Jay takes on best mates Sam and Laura's cheeky stickmen. (Ep2, 8) (1 hour)
- 1:05am Bodyshockers: Nips, Tucks and...: ...Tattoos: Katie Piper meets Malcolm, who gets a skull design scarred into his skin. There's also a mum with a crumbling nose job, and two sisters who plan joint nose jobs. (S3 Ep7, 8) (55 minutes)
- 2:55am One Born: What Happened Next?: Nina and Andy thought their 'nappy days' were behind them when Nina became pregnant with twins. How are they coping with two new babies alongside their two older children? (55 minutes)
- 4:45am Dare to Believe: Lauren Steadman: Being born without a right arm did nothing to thwart Lauren's dreams. After two Paralympics as a swimmer, she gave paratriathlon a go and now she's a world champion targeting gold in Rio. (5 minutes)
- 4:50am Phil: Secret Agent Down Under: Phil Spencer helps the Bentleys in their Adelaide home search. Jason and Marie love the great outdoors and have their hearts set on living in the foothills of Mount Lofty. (55 minutes)
- 7:15am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Fun with Dick and Janet (Part 2): Dick tries to keep his wife Janet a secret from Mary, and Tommy admits to vandalising a field which Officer Don believes is the site of an alien landing. (25 minutes)
- 7:40am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Tricky Dick: Dick and Mary play practical jokes on each other, Tommy joins a garage band to improve his chances with August, and Sally sets her sights on a yoga instructor. (25 minutes)
- 8:55am Dare to Believe: Ali Jawad: Intimate profile of the Paralympic powerlifter who went from being born in the Lebanon without legs to competing on the biggest stage. He faced upset in 2012, can he turn it around in Rio? (5 minutes)
- 9:00am Frasier: Breaking the Ice: When Frasier realises he's never heard his father say 'I love you' to him, he decides to crash his dad and Niles' fishing trip for a spot of bonding. (35 minutes)
- 9:35am Frasier: An Affair to Forget: Frasier receives a call from a wife who believes her husband, a fencing instructor, is having an affair. Strange coincidence that Maris is now passionate about fencing. (30 minutes)
- 10:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Closure Alternative: Amy employs a series of exercises to cure Sheldon of his compulsion to complete every task without fail and seek closure for every incident. (S6 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:35am The Big Bang Theory: The Proton Resurgence: Leonard and Sheldon hire Professor Proton, the host of a TV science show they watched as children, to come to their flat and entertain them. (S6 Ep22, 24) (25 minutes)
- 11:00am The Simpsons: Bart's Dog Gets An F: Homer threatens to give Santa's Little Helper away if his behaviour doesn't improve after he rips Homer's expensive new trainers to shreds. (30 minutes)
- 11:30am The Simpsons: Old Money: Grampa falls in love with a beautiful fellow retirement home resident, but, on her birthday, Homer whisks Grampa off to Discount Lion Safari, where the car breaks down. (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm The Simpsons: Brush with Greatness: Lisa encourages Marge to take up painting again after she exhibits a critically acclaimed painting of a half-naked Homer asleep on the sofa... (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Simpsons: A Star Is Torn: When Homer takes charge of Lisa's new singing career Lisa sacks him as her manager for being too pushy and obnoxious. So Homer retaliates by getting himself a new client. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Hollyoaks: Legal eagle Joanne offers Joe the benefit of her advice. When Mercedes, Myra and Celine break in to a high-end babywear shop, their heist doesn't quite go to plan. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Location, Location, Location: Kirstie Allsopp and Phil Spencer are back for a brand new series. In this edition they help two sets of first-time buyers struggling to find homes in Southampton and the New Forest. (Ep1) (1 hour)
4seven HD (110)
- 12:00am Naked Attraction: Tracy's been single for three years and hopes this revealing dating show will find her a man. And phone salesman Matthew is bored of dating apps and wants girls to see the real him. (Ep3) (1 hour)
- 1:00am The World's Weirdest Weather: More incredible weather and the science behind it, from an icicle as big as a house to two feet of snow in the driest place on Earth, and surfing for nine miles on a tidal bore. (55 minutes)
- 1:55am Flying to the Ends of the Earth: Former marine Arthur Williams flies in to the islands of the South Pacific, where he soon discovers how much life is at the mercy of the elements. (S2 Ep2, 3) (55 minutes)
- 2:50am The Job Interview: A waste disposal company want an executive assistant, and party planners Snapdragon are looking for an events co-ordinator who's comfortable around billionaires and minor royalty. (Ep4) (55 minutes)
- 11:30am Superfoods: The Real Story: Kate Quilton goes to LA to find out if pomegranates can fix a bad memory. And she travels to Thailand to try the creepiest and crawliest superfood contender yet - bugs. (S2 Ep7, 8) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Amazing Spaces Shed of the Year: George Clarke and fellow judges pick from the Eco and Unexpected categories, including a mud hut, a shed on wheels, one that rises with the tide and also a shed that's haunted. (S3 Ep2) (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Phil: Secret Agent Down Under: Phil Spencer visits Brisbane on the look out for a brand spanking new property for Jon and Jodie Hills. But the couple are quite fussy. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Double Your House for Half the...: ...Money: Sarah Beeny visits a tiny two-bed house in Horsham, West Sussex, where the owners have run out of space, and a massive build in the affluent London borough of Wandsworth. (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Phil: Secret Agent Down Under: Phil Spencer helps the Hanson family find a piece of paradise on the Sunshine Coast. Husband Greg just wants to be close to the beach, but his wife Kim is interested in the property itself. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Amazing Spaces Shed of the Year: George Clarke and fellow judges pick from the Eco and Unexpected categories, including a mud hut, a shed on wheels, one that rises with the tide and also a shed that's haunted. (S3 Ep2) (1 hour)
CBBC (120)
- 7:25am Danger Mouse: From Duck to Dawn: Animated series. Count Duckula is back, and he is determined to take over the world, one terrible TV show at a time. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 10:30am So Awkward: 4, 13. The Nox Factor: Comedy series about three socially awkward friends. Martha's mother buys her tickets to a science talk to be given by a famous science presenter. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 11:00am So Awkward: 5, 13. Mr Sicky Bear: Comedy series about three socially awkward friends. Jas is excited to perform in assembly, but when she gets sick Ollie asks Lily to take her part. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 11:25am So Awkward: 6, 13. Love Machine: Comedy series about three socially awkward friends. When Lily worries that she and Matt might be incompatible, Jas creates a love machine. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 3:20pm Sidekick: Wrinkle Resistant: Animated series about four friends at the Academy for Aspiring Sidekicks. Eric tags along as Trevor and his dad take their supervillain grandpa on a road trip. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 3:45pm Bottersnikes & Gumbles: 11, 52. The King's Seat: Animated series. Tink mistakes the sun reflecting off a discarded toilet seat as a special weapon that blinds Bottersnikes. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 4:30pm Hetty Feather: Changes: Drama series set in Victorian-era London. Gideon tells a lie, which gets Hetty into trouble, and Matron has mysteriously disappeared. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Rocket's Island: Madison the Vampire: Drama series. Madison's sudden strange behaviour leads the Knot kids to believe that she may be a vampire. Meanwhile Rocket thinks he might fancy Bethany. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Dumping Ground: 6, 13. The Real Faith Davis: Wicked whispers fly when the police come to see Faith, who will not say why. And new girl Floss wonders where on earth she has been dumped. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm New: Hacker's Olympic Rundown: 2, 11. Hacker offers a sideways take on yesterday's Olympic action. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 6:45pm Danger Mouse: The Unusual Suspects: Animated series. When secret information is leaked from HQ, all eyes fall on Colonel K. Is it possible he is a traitor? Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:00pm Horrible Histories: 8, 13. Historical sketch show. The Saxons exchange disgusting Christmas presents, and a caveman goes on a TV cookery show. Plus discover the bizarre causes of World War I. (30 minutes)
- 8:25pm The Dumping Ground: 4, 20. Mischief: Drama series. In battling to adopt a homeless dog, loner Bailey finally finds a friend. Also in HD. (35 minutes)
CBeebies (121)
- 6:25am Timmy Time: 10, 28. Timmy In Tune: Animated adventures of a lamb at nursery school. Timmy is fascinated with the xylophone, but he drops it and loses one of the chimes. (10 minutes)
- 7:10am Twirlywoos: 2, 30. Out: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos help a painter make an unusual work of art, and the Stop-Go Car has something surprising coming out of its boot! Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:40am The Furchester Hotel: Furchester TV: Preschool puppet show. Phoebe and Elmo create Furchester TV to avoid a catastrophe when two TV-loving ducks check in and say they cannot miss their favourite shows. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 8:05am Octonauts: 8, 22. Porcupine Puffer: Barnacles, Kwazii and Peso venture inside a whale shark. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 9:00am Time for School: Documentary series about starting school. The children at Lowick school go on a trip to meet their classmates on Holy Island for a beach clean. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 9:10am Bing: Kite: Children's animation. It's a windy day, and Bing wants to fly his Hoppity Voosh kite with Flop. And he wants to do it all by himself. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 9:15am Bing: Choosing: Children's animation. Bing has enough money to buy one thing in Padget's shop, but he finds it hard to choose between all the lovely things. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 12:15pm I Can Cook on the Go: 17, 26. Mini Veggie Burgers and Basketball: Children's cookery programme. Katy and her friends make mini veggie burgers and have fun playing basketball. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 12:45pm Melody: 17, 20. Music Box: Mixed-media music show. While Mum mends Granny's broken music box, Melody listens to Clair De Lune by Debussy. She imagines music box dancers coming to life. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 1:00pm Time for School: Documentary series about starting school. The children at Lowick school go on a trip to meet their classmates on Holy Island for a beach clean. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 1:10pm Bing: Kite: Children's animation. It's a windy day, and Bing wants to fly his Hoppity Voosh kite with Flop. And he wants to do it all by himself. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 1:15pm Bing: Choosing: Children's animation. Bing has enough money to buy one thing in Padget's shop, but he finds it hard to choose between all the lovely things. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 1:30pm Twirlywoos: 2, 30. Out: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos help a painter make an unusual work of art, and the Stop-Go Car has something surprising coming out of its boot! Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 3:50pm Grandpa in My Pocket: Captain Dumblewit's Toughest Mission Yet: Comedy drama featuring a shrinking grandpa. Grandad Gilbert comes to visit with his granddaughter, but he's forgotten how to have fun. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 4:45pm Peter Rabbit: The Tale of Peter's Great Escape: Animated series. When the rabbits find themselves surrounded, Peter is forced to create a brand new ingenious escape route. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:15pm Sarah & Duck: 22, 40. Tapping Shoes: Animation. Sarah and her best friend Duck embark on simple but exciting adventures. Sarah needs some new shoes, but picks out a very unusual pair... Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 6:00pm Clangers: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. 9, 52. The Crystal Trees: Stop-motion animation. Crystal-shaped seeds land on the Clangers' planet. Tiny discovers that music makes them sparkle and glow. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 6:10pm The Adventures of Abney & Teal: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. The Rainbow Whistle: Animated adventures of two friends who live on an island in the middle of the big city. A beautiful rainbow appears in the sky. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
CITV (122)
- 8:55am Thunderbirds Are Go: Tunnels of Time: Adventure series. Lady Penelope, Parker and Gordon are visiting an ancient temple deep in the remote Amazon. While being shown around, they become trapped inside. (30 minutes)
- 10:00am Mr Bean: Taxi Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean takes a taxi to his local toy shop, but a dodgy cabbie thinks he can take Bean for a ride. (15 minutes)
- 10:15am Mr Bean: Muscle Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler. Mr Bean needs to impress Irma, who is infatuated with the hunky deliveryman. Bean tries to improve his physique at the gym. (15 minutes)
- 10:30am Mr Bean: A New Friend: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. (15 minutes)
- 10:45am Mr Bean: The Lift: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. (15 minutes)
- 11:00am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Catastrophic Cushion: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. Henry wants a special Gross Class Zero cushion, but he finds he has got competition! (15 minutes)
- 11:15am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry's Birthday Bonanza: Peter has the perfect birthday present for Henry, but for some reason Henry does not want to know. (15 minutes)
- 11:30am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Helps Out: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. Henry finds out what hard work really means and that tomorrow is another day! (15 minutes)
- 11:45am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry's Vile Vacation: The adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. School is out and it is time for a holiday - but it does not turn out as Henry was expecting! (15 minutes)
- 1:00pm Mr Bean: Dig This: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. (15 minutes)
- 1:15pm Mr Bean: Bean Hypnotised: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. (15 minutes)
- 1:30pm Mr Bean: Car Wash: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean builds a car washing machine that attracts all manner of customers. (15 minutes)
- 1:45pm Mr Bean: Where Did You Get That Cat?: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean chases Scrapper around Mrs Wicket's flat and is horrified to think he has squashed the cat. (15 minutes)
- 2:00pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry's Mighty Mission: King Henry the Horrible leads the way to the Crimson Cutlass. (15 minutes)
- 2:15pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Game Changer: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. Margaret decides to change the rules of engagement - and nearly gets away with it! (15 minutes)
- 2:30pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Who's Who?: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. Henry finds out just how important your name is, especially when your name is Horrid Henry! (15 minutes)
- 2:45pm Horrid Henry: Good Morning Henry!: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. Horrid Henry presents his guide to having a good morning! (15 minutes)
- 3:00pm Thunderbirds Are Go: Tunnels of Time: Adventure series. Lady Penelope, Parker and Gordon are visiting an ancient temple deep in the remote Amazon. While being shown around, they become trapped inside. (30 minutes)
- 3:55pm My Parents Are Aliens: Smotherly Love: Brian becomes obsessed with the idea of death, and sets about trying to protect the children - but as usual things don't go to plan. (25 minutes)
- 4:40pm My Parents are Aliens: Super Brian: Brian turns himself into a super hero, but as Josh won't act as his sidekick he brings home eight-year-old CJ - who soon outstays his welcome. (25 minutes)
Wednesday 10th August
BBC ONE London (1)
- 9:15am Countryside 999: 8, 15. Series following the emergency services in rural Britain. The Cornwall Air Ambulance crew are helping a woman who has fallen under a half-ton horse. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 10:00am Homes Under the Hammer: Property renovation series. A trio of terraced houses in London, the Midlands and Devon are sold under the hammer. Do any of them turn out to be sound investments? Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 11:00am Wanted Down Under: Series in which families try out life overseas. Rob dreams of a life in Australia. Can he persuade his wife to sacrifice her close family ties and move there? Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 12:15pm Bargain Hunt: London: Antiques challenge. Tim Wonnacott and the teams are in Kingston upon Thames hoping to sift out some bargains, assisted by experts Kate Bliss and Jonathan Pratt. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
BBC TWO (2)
- 12:20am Celebrity MasterChef: 12, 12. Celebrities compete in a contest of culinary skill. After six weeks of challenges, one of the remaining three contestants is crowned champion. Also in HD. (1 hour 30 minutes)
- 1:50am The Somme 1916 - From Both Sides of...: ...the Wire. 2, 3. Defence in Depth - Verteidigung in der Tiefe: Peter Barton concentrates on the second phase of the battle. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 8:45am The Hairy Builder: 4, 15. Clifton Cathedral: Following the restoration of historic properties. Dave Myers is in Clifton, Bristol, to visit the Grade II-listed Clifton Catholic Cathedral. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Red Rock: 23, 40. Soap opera. Two months later: Paudge tries to dodge a blackmail threat, Sean seeks vengeance and Angela Tyrell struggles to fund son Conor's situation. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 3:15pm Escape to the Country: Somerset: Property series. Denise Nurse helps a couple of returning expats find a new home in the Somerset countryside with a budget of £400,000 to spend. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 9:00pm Versailles: 10, 10. Sophie stubbornly risks angering Marchal. Contains prolonged violence. Also in HD. Followed by Inside Versailles. (1 hour)
- 11:20pm People Just Do Nothing: 5, 5. Clubnight: It's the opening night of Chabuddy's new club, the Champagne Steam Rooms. Contains strong language. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 11:50pm Inside the Factory: Baked Beans: Documentary series. Gregg Wallace helps to unload 27 tonnes of dried haricot beans and follows them on a journey through the world's largest baked bean factory. Also in HD. (1 hour)
ITV (3)
- 7:00pm Emmerdale: Chrissie spots an opportunity. Lisa makes a decision. Rhona takes a big step. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Coronation Street: Three heads are better than one at the bistro. Eva gets the wrong end of the stick. Will Beth crack under Craig's questioning? (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: Long Lost Family: A former soldier searches for the father he has never met, and a woman's hunt for her mother kicks off a search for the youngest birth mother ever featured in the series. (1 hour)
Channel 4 (4)
- 12:00am Eden: Spring arrives in Eden, lambs are being born and one of the male members of the camp sets his sights on one of the girls. Someone also tries to split the camp by creating an 'A Team'. (Ep4) (55 minutes)
- 12:55am Dare to Believe: Georgie Hermitage: Growing up with cerebral palsy, Georgie rejected athletics when her coach suggested she compete in disability sport. But London 2012 changed her mind and now she's a contender for Rio. (5 minutes)
- 6:15am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Dick-in-Law: Dick accepts an invitation to spend the weekend with Mary's parents, who aren't aware that Dick and Mary have broken up. The other aliens help Nina move apartment. (25 minutes)
- 6:40am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Scaredy Dick: Dick runs away from the doctor's surgery as he's terrified of having a routine physical examination. On Halloween night, frightening noises in the flat scare Dick and Harry. (25 minutes)
- 7:30am Dare to Believe: Jack Rutter: About to become a professional footballer, Jack was caught in an unprovoked attack that left him with mild cerebral palsy in all four limbs. Now he will captain GB at the Paralympics. (5 minutes)
- 8:00am Frasier: Agents in America: Frasier learns some important new lessons and tactics in the fine art of contract negotiations from his agent Bebe. (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Frasier: The Innkeepers: When Frasier learns that one of Seattle's most famous restaurants is about to close, he visits to say goodbye and in a moment of madness offers to buy it. (35 minutes)
- 9:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Love Spell Potential: When the girls' trip to Las Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to a Dungeons and Dragons night that changes Sheldon and Amy's relationship. (S6 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:35am The Big Bang Theory: The Bon Voyage Reaction: Leonard is offered an exciting job opportunity that will keep him out of the country for several months. Raj pushes the boundaries of his relationship. (S6 Ep24, 24) (25 minutes)
- 10:00am The Simpsons: Lisa's Substitute: Lisa develops a crush on her substitute teacher but is embarrassed when he meets Homer, while Bart stands against Martin for class president. (30 minutes)
- 10:30am The Simpsons: The War of The Simpsons: After Homer gets drunk at a party and leers at Maude Flanders, Marge forces him to accompany her on a marriage counselling weekend at a wooded retreat. (30 minutes)
- 11:00am The Simpsons: Three Men and a Comic Book: Bart, Milhouse and Martin pool their resources to buy the first edition of the Radioactive Man comic but, unable to trust each other, it's not a relaxing time. (30 minutes)
- 2:05pm Dare to Believe: Natasha Baker: Intimate portrait of the para-equestrian who never let the neurological disorder transverse myelitis lessen her love of horse riding or stop her winning two golds in 2012. Next stop Rio. (5 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Simpsons: Thank God it's Doomsday: Homer predicts that the Rapture is coming in a week, and an incident with Krusty's blimp convinces everyone that he is right. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Hollyoaks: Will Joanne succeed in her attempt to seduce Joe? Marnie scuppers Jade's plans to give Alfie a night to remember. Mac and Sally end up in a camper van bidding war. (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm Man Down: Adopted: Cultural awakenings and jeopardy await as Dan shares the shocking news of his adoption with his best mates and embarks on a search for a life that could have been. (S3 Ep5, 6) (30 minutes)
- 10:30pm A Granny's Guide to the Modern...: ...World: Ninety-four-year-old Bobby immerses himself in Soho's gay community and learns the difference between a bear and an otter. Plus: video games, and toy boys. (S1 Ep2, 3) (35 minutes)
Channel 5 (5)
- 1:15pm Home and Away: Tori vents to Brody that they can never settle down or make friends, and her words seem to touch a nerve. Billie suspects that Mick might have been her attacker. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Neighbours: Lauren is anxious not to let Ned's return rock the boat while things are still out of kilter with Brad. Brad will not take no for an answer and sets out to propose the right way. (30 minutes)
- 2:15pm NCIS: American crime drama. It's Christmas time and Tony DiNozzo can't decide if he'll be naughty or nice when his dad, Anthony DiNozzo Sr, comes to town for a visit. (S10 Ep 10) (1 hour)
- 5:30pm Neighbours: Lauren is anxious not to let Ned's return rock the boat while things are still out of kilter with Brad. Brad will not take no for an answer and sets out to propose the right way. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Home and Away: Tori vents to Brody that they can never settle down or make friends, and her words seem to touch a nerve. Billie suspects that Mick might have been her attacker. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Secrets of Great British Castles: Last in the documentary series. Dan Jones explores the history of Carrickfergus castle and its key role in understanding the tempestuous relationship between Britain and Ireland. (S1 Ep 6) (55 minutes)
- 8:00pm New: GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. John fears that his drooping eyelids may indicate a stroke. Diana complains of occasional chest pains. Rochelle is worried about her son's undescended testicle. (S3 Ep 43) (58 minutes)
- 10:00pm New: Suspects: The Enemy Within: Drama series. When a new murder victim is connected to the Bellamy blackmail case, Jack pressures his old flame to testify against her boyfriend, with unexpected results. (S5 Ep 2) (1 hour 5 minutes)
ITV2 (6)
- 12:15am American Dad!: Familyland: Animated series. Francine takes her family to a medieval theme park. When the cryogenically frozen founder is mistakenly thawed, the Smiths find themselves prisoners. (30 minutes)
- 8:00am Emmerdale: Zak and Joanie's wedding does not go to plan. Andy receives an unexpected visitor. David gets some good news. (1 hour)
- 12:15pm Emmerdale: Zak and Joanie's wedding does not go to plan. Andy receives an unexpected visitor. David gets some good news. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm New: The Vampire Diaries: One Way or Another: Supernatural drama series. Determined to capture an escaped vampire who may be the key to getting Stefan back safely, Damon heads to Memphis with Alaric in tow. (55 minutes)
- 10:55pm Family Guy: Brothers and Sisters: Animated comedy. When Mayor West marries Lois's sister Carol, they move into the Griffins' house. To make room for everyone, Stewie is bumped into Chris's room. (30 minutes)
- 11:25pm Family Guy: And I'm Joyce Kinney: Animated US comedy. Lois becomes friends with the new local news anchor, who convinces Lois to let her do a story on her as the model American housewife. (30 minutes)
- 11:55pm American Dad!: Rubberneckers: Animated series. Stan's newly found talent of checking out women on the sly leads to a motor accident. Roger and Klaus try to hide a wine stain on the sofa. (30 minutes)
BBC FOUR (9)
- 3:00am Calculating Ada: The Countess of...: ...Computing. Documentary in which Dr Hannah Fry tells the story of Ada Lovelace's remarkable life - a 19th-century countess whose work helped give rise to the modern era of computing. (1 hour)
ITV3 (10)
- 7:30am Where the Heart Is: Shifting Sands: Drama series about community nurses in a small Yorkshire town. Chris's over-friendly manner puts his job in danger. Peggy is summoned to Leeds to discuss promotion. (1 hour)
- 8:30am The Royal: Price of Progress: Medical drama. Dr Makori takes a crash course in dealing with Yorkshire folk. Stella deals with the confessions of a window cleaner. Carnegie has some news. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 10:55am Murder, She Wrote: Death Takes a Curtain Call: Murder mystery series. Jessica helps to solve the backstage murder of a young dancer when she attends a special presentation of the famous Rostov Ballet. (1 hour)
Pick (11)
- 12:00am Police Force Australia: Documentary series joining police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations, major drug busts and murder investigations. (S5, ep 3) (30 minutes)
- 12:30am Police Force Australia: Documentary series joining police forces across Australia as they deal with everything from dramatic siege situations, major drug busts and murder investigations. (S5, ep 4) (30 minutes)
- 4:00am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S12, ep 6) (30 minutes)
- 4:30am Highway Patrol: Documentary series following Australia's traffic enforcers. Officers face high-speed chases, defiant hooligans, explosive crashes and out-of-control drunk drivers. (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm Border Security: Canada's...: ...Front Line. Canadian border services agents uncover the reason behind a traveller's lengthy trip. Plus, honesty proves to be the best policy for an ex-con. (S3, ep 3) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm Border Security: Canada's...: ...Front Line. Text messages create suspicion among border staff about a traveller's intentions. Plus, a European visitor makes a surprising admission about his past. (S3, ep 4) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm The Dog Whisperer: Series four of the mutt-see documentary charting the ups and downs of Cesar Millan as he helps pet owners struggling to cope with their problematic pooches. (S4, ep 18) (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Monkey Business: Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S6, ep 8) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Monkey Business: Join Dr Alison Cronin's team at the Monkey World Ape Rescue Centre in Dorset as they rehabilitate abused primates and support overseas projects to protect endangered primates. (S6, ep 9) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm A Town Called Eureka: I Do Over: The day of Allison's wedding has arrived, but there's a hitch: time has gone awry. Stuck in a loop, can Carter reset the clocks and return the natural order of things? (S3, ep 4) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Bones: The Night At The Bones Museum: Brennan and Booth are thrown a case of historic proportions. The pair investigate when the curator of an Egyptian mummy is slaughtered. (S5, ep 5) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Brit Cops: Rapid Response: Action-packed documentary following rapid response officers, the fastest cops in Britain, as they crack down on crime. Time is of the essence! (S3, ep 8) (1 hour)
Dave (12)
- 12:00pm Top Gear: Best of British: The motoring show best enjoyed with a steak. The gang try to buy a mid-engined Italian supercar for under ten grand. Ellen MacArthur swaps her yacht for a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Top Gear: Best of British: The motoring show best enjoyed with a steak. The gang try to buy a mid-engined Italian supercar for under ten grand. Ellen MacArthur swaps her yacht for a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour)
Channel 4+1 (13)
- 12:05am Ramsay's Hotel Hell: Can Gordon convince the owner of the historic Brick Hotel in Newtown, Pennsylvania, to value her loyal workers and attempt to entice the local community back to this landmark establishment? (55 minutes)
- 1:00am Eden: Spring arrives in Eden, lambs are being born and one of the male members of the camp sets his sights on one of the girls. Someone also tries to split the camp by creating an 'A Team'. (Ep4) (55 minutes)
- 1:55am Dare to Believe: Georgie Hermitage: Growing up with cerebral palsy, Georgie rejected athletics when her coach suggested she compete in disability sport. But London 2012 changed her mind and now she's a contender for Rio. (5 minutes)
- 7:15am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Dick-in-Law: Dick accepts an invitation to spend the weekend with Mary's parents, who aren't aware that Dick and Mary have broken up. The other aliens help Nina move apartment. (25 minutes)
- 7:40am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Scaredy Dick: Dick runs away from the doctor's surgery as he's terrified of having a routine physical examination. On Halloween night, frightening noises in the flat scare Dick and Harry. (25 minutes)
- 8:30am Dare to Believe: Jack Rutter: About to become a professional footballer, Jack was caught in an unprovoked attack that left him with mild cerebral palsy in all four limbs. Now he will captain GB at the Paralympics. (5 minutes)
- 9:00am Frasier: Agents in America: Frasier learns some important new lessons and tactics in the fine art of contract negotiations from his agent Bebe. (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Frasier: The Innkeepers: When Frasier learns that one of Seattle's most famous restaurants is about to close, he visits to say goodbye and in a moment of madness offers to buy it. (35 minutes)
- 10:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Love Spell Potential: When the girls' trip to Las Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to a Dungeons and Dragons night that changes Sheldon and Amy's relationship. (S6 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:35am The Big Bang Theory: The Bon Voyage Reaction: Leonard is offered an exciting job opportunity that will keep him out of the country for several months. Raj pushes the boundaries of his relationship. (S6 Ep24, 24) (25 minutes)
- 11:00am The Simpsons: Lisa's Substitute: Lisa develops a crush on her substitute teacher but is embarrassed when he meets Homer, while Bart stands against Martin for class president. (30 minutes)
- 11:30am The Simpsons: The War of The Simpsons: After Homer gets drunk at a party and leers at Maude Flanders, Marge forces him to accompany her on a marriage counselling weekend at a wooded retreat. (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm The Simpsons: Three Men and a Comic Book: Bart, Milhouse and Martin pool their resources to buy the first edition of the Radioactive Man comic but, unable to trust each other, it's not a relaxing time. (30 minutes)
- 3:05pm Dare to Believe: Natasha Baker: Intimate portrait of the para-equestrian who never let the neurological disorder transverse myelitis lessen her love of horse riding or stop her winning two golds in 2012. Next stop Rio. (5 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Simpsons: Thank God it's Doomsday: Homer predicts that the Rapture is coming in a week, and an incident with Krusty's blimp convinces everyone that he is right. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Hollyoaks: Will Joanne succeed in her attempt to seduce Joe? Marnie scuppers Jade's plans to give Alfie a night to remember. Mac and Sally end up in a camper van bidding war. (30 minutes)
- 11:00pm Man Down: Adopted: Cultural awakenings and jeopardy await as Dan shares the shocking news of his adoption with his best mates and embarks on a search for a life that could have been. (S3 Ep5, 6) (30 minutes)
- 11:30pm A Granny's Guide to the Modern...: ...World: Ninety-four-year-old Bobby immerses himself in Soho's gay community and learns the difference between a bear and an otter. Plus: video games, and toy boys. (S1 Ep2, 3) (35 minutes)
More 4 (14)
- 1:10am Phil Spencer's Stately Homes: Phil reveals his passion for Britain's magnificent stately homes. First stop is Burghley House, a masterpiece of Elizabethan architecture set in 1400 acres of Lincolnshire parkland. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:55am Jamie's 15 Minute Meals: On the menu are beef kofta curry, fluffy rice, beans and peas, plus spring frittata, tomato toasts, and watercress and pea salad. (40 minutes)
- 3:00pm Dare to Believe: Natasha Baker: Intimate portrait of the para-equestrian who never let the neurological disorder transverse myelitis lessen her love of horse riding or stop her winning two golds in 2012. Next stop Rio. (5 minutes)
- 7:55pm Grand Designs: Tracy and Steve Fox want to build an 'urban shed' out of industrial materials in an old milk yard in south-east London. But their choice of unorthodox materials proves challenging. (1 hour 5 minutes)
Film4 (15)
- 2:50pm Porridge: (1979) Comedy. Ronnie Barker, Richard Beckinsale and Fulton Mackay star in this spin-off from the 1970s TV sitcom, in which Fletcher and Godber accidentally escape from Slade Prison. (1 hour 50 minutes)
- 6:50pm My Sister's Keeper: (2009) Cameron Diaz and Abigail Breslin star in a drama exploring the ethical dimensions of conceiving a genetically engineered child in order to medically assist a terminally ill sibling. (2 hours 10 minutes)
- 9:00pm Riddick: (2013) Sci-fi thriller sequel. Left for dead on an inhospitable planet, the outlaw warrior's (Vin Diesel) only way to escape is to draw bounty hunters to him. Gory violence, strong language. (2 hours 20 minutes)
Really (17)
- 12:00pm DIY SOS: Lively home improvement series with Nick Knowles. Here, the DIY SOS decorators face the challenge of rebuilding homes damaged by summer flooding in Toll Bar near Doncaster. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Cold Justice: Fool Me Once, Fool Me Twice?: Justice is served as cold cases are solved. Kelly and Yolanda are off to Indiana to shed new light on the suspicious death of Kathy Taylor in 1975. (1 hour)
Yesterday (19)
- 6:25am Impossible Engineering: Millau Viaduct: The Millau Viaduct is the world's tallest bridge and spans the valley of the River Tarn in southern France. Find out more about this marvel of modern engineering. (45 minutes)
- 9:00am David Starkey's Monarchy: The Stuart Succession: Charles I's reign ended in bloody civil war, execution and England becoming a republic. What caused the monarchy to lose its lustre? David Starkey explains. (1 hour)
5 USA (21)
- 12:50am CSI: Miami: Come As You Are: US crime drama series. A decorated US Marine Corps recruiter is found dead on a civilian shooting range, although he appears to have been killed by a blow to the head. (S5 Ep... (1 hour)
- 1:50am CSI: New York: The Ride-In: Crime drama. Mac and Danny investigate when an ex-con who was building an ark is found dead. Stella and Flack probe the death of a man dressed as a cigarette. (S3 Ep 17) (55 minutes)
- 1:00pm NCIS: Crime drama series. When Jenny heads off to a conference, Gibbs is made acting director of the NCIS, but he ignores his duties and leads the team in an investigation. (S4 Ep 23) (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Person of Interest: Drama series. When the team receives the number of a Chinese event planner, a surprising turn of events sees them embark on an elaborate heist to steal a Gutenberg bible. (S3 Ep 14) (1 hour)
- 4:00pm NCIS: Angel of Death: The team are worried about polygraph tests ordered by Homeland Security. Tony and Jeanne are held hostage by a drug dealer. (S2 Ep 24) (1 hour)
- 6:00pm CSI: Miami: No Man's Land: Crime drama series based on the work of forensic investigators. A police van taking a shipment of guns to be destroyed is ambushed. (S5 Ep 14) (1 hour)
- 7:00pm NCIS: Requiem: Drama series following special agents who investigate crimes connected to the navy. Gibbs puts his life in grave danger when he becomes entangled in a kidnapping case. (S5 Ep 7) (1 hour)
- 8:00pm NCIS: Designated Target: US drama series following the work of the Navy's dedicated federal agency. The investigation into a navy admiral's murder takes a shocking turn. (S5 Ep 8) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm CSI: Miami: If Looks Could Kill: Crime drama series. The body of a male model is discovered on the waterfront. Natalia's ex-husband tries to get work at the CSI offices. (S5 Ep 4) (55 minutes)
- 11:55pm CSI: New York: The Lying Game: The team investigate the murder of a transgender showgirl, but find the case complicated by the sheer number of suspects. (S3 Ep 14) (55 minutes)
ITV4 (24)
- 12:15am 6 Bullets: Starring Joe Flanigan and Bianca Bree, 2012. US action thriller. Samson Gaul tries to track down the daughter of an MMA-fighter who is kidnapped (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 1:30am 6 Bullets: Starring Joe Flanigan and Bianca Bree, 2012. US action thriller. Samson Gaul tries to track down the daughter of an MMA-fighter who is kidnapped (1 hour)
- 9:50am Quincy, ME: Hot Ice: A dead diamond smuggler lands Quincy in trouble with the mob when the FBI try to use him as bait to trap a Las Vegas gangster. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:55pm Quincy, ME: By the Death of a Child: Quincy sets out to find out if an American drug is responsible for the deaths of a number of children on a small Latin American island. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:00pm The Deer Hunter: Oscar-winning anti-war film starring Robert De Niro and John Cazale, 1978. Three young steelworkers from a blue-collar community in Pennsylvania are deeply affected by the Vietnam War (1 hour 5 minutes)
ITV2 +1 (27)
- 12:15am Family Guy: New Kidney in Town: Animated comedy. Peter's love of alcohol has caught up with him, and he needs a kidney transplant. Brian offers him his, but will a canine kidney be compatible? (30 minutes)
- 12:45am American Dad!: She Swill Survive: Animated series. Stan forces Hayley to take a job in Roger's watering hole. When his boss turns out to be a regular, he sees an opportunity to advance his career. (30 minutes)
- 1:15am American Dad!: Familyland: Animated series. Francine takes her family to a medieval theme park. When the cryogenically frozen founder is mistakenly thawed, the Smiths find themselves prisoners. (30 minutes)
- 9:00am Emmerdale: Zak and Joanie's wedding does not go to plan. Andy receives an unexpected visitor. David gets some good news. (1 hour)
E4 (28)
- 2:05am Tattoo Fixers on Holiday: Brand new series: The pop-up parlour in the sunny Med takes on Stuart, whose drunken antics led to a cheeky tattoo, and Cher impersonator Catherine, who has a mishap on her hip. (Ep3, 8) (55 minutes)
- 3:00am Wasted: Brand new series: Morpheus is chosen to be the star of the annual Berry Man festival and becomes the object of someone's affections, while Sarah falls for a bat-lover. (Ep4, 6) (25 minutes)
- 3:25am The Inbetweeners: Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off school. They head to Neil's house to get drunk, where Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart Carli. (S1 Ep2, 6) (25 minutes)
- 3:50am Angie Tribeca: Brand new series - A Coldie but a Goodie: When several elderly people are killed in what look like accidental falls down the stairs, Tribeca begins to suspect foul play. (S2 Ep5, 10) (25 minutes)
- 6:00am Hollyoaks: Legal eagle Joanne offers Joe the benefit of her advice. When Mercedes, Myra and Celine break in to a high-end babywear shop, their heist doesn't quite go to plan. (25 minutes)
- 6:25am Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: Day 12 and two new arrivals explode into the group and immediately cause problems with their upfront banter. Later, there's deadlock at a tense vote. (Ep12, 30) (25 minutes)
- 6:50am Melissa & Joey: A House Divided: Mel and Joe get into an unexpected property dispute with their neighbour. Ryder makes a short film about not texting while driving, starring Lennox. (S1 Ep28, 30) (20 minutes)
- 7:10am How I Met Your Mother: The Goat: Barney and Robin wake up in bed together and make a pact not to mention that they've had sex. Lily rescues a goat, while Ted celebrates his 30th birthday. (30 minutes)
- 7:40am How I Met Your Mother: Everything Must Go: Abby (Britney Spears) reveals that she's the saboteur warning other women to stay away from Barney, but she and Barney make up over a shared dislike of Ted. (25 minutes)
- 9:00am The Goldbergs: The Dirty Dancing Dance: Erica suggests the film Dirty Dancing as the theme for the upcoming school dance, but Principal Ball refuses to sanction her idea. (S3 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:30am The Goldbergs: 12 Tapes for a Penny: Adam joins a mail-order music club hoping to assemble a huge cassette tape collection. Barry realises Lainey's father doesn't like him. (S3 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm How I Met Your Mother: Miracles: Ted is knocked over by a taxi after trying to break up with Stella. On his way to the hospital, Barney is also knocked over and breaks every bone in his body. (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Do I Know You?: Ted nearly kills Stella by putting peanuts in her dinner - not knowing she has an allergy - and subsequently realises he knows very little about her. (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Rhinitis Revelation: Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his group of friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a girl he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Melissa & Joey: The Settlement: Mel and Joe face some difficult decisions after Joe comes into some money. A small leak in the ceiling grows into a huge problem for Mel. (S1 Ep30, 30) (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm Melissa & Joey: I Can Manage: When Mel feels the pressure of balancing her home renovations with her duties at work, Joe convinces her to put him in charge of construction. (S2 Ep1, 15) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm The Goldbergs: Magic Is Real: Adam tries to use his new magic act to attract girls at school but he's thwarted when Beverly insists on taking to the stage as his assistant. (S3 Ep19, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Goldbergs: Dungeons and Dragons, Anyone?: Adam picks a team of popular athletes over his friends in gym class. Erica decides she wants to leave home to attend college. (S3 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Isolation Permutation: Amy is heartbroken when she finds out that Penny and Bernadette went on a shopping trip to buy bridesmaids' dresses without her. (S5 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Ornithophobia Diffusion: Leonard and Penny attempt to spend time together as friends without anybody else around, while Sheldon faces his fear of birds. (S5 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Hollyoaks: Ellie and Freddie decide to move in together, but is their bubble about to burst? The garage is sold, but who is the new owner? Amy arrives back in the village with some disappointing news. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm New: Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: Day 13 and Brendan spoils the group with a scenic plane trip. But it doesn't end on a high as a clear divide is forming within the group. (Ep13, 30) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm New: Jane the Virgin: Brand new series - Chapter Forty-Three: Plans for Mateo's first birthday celebration falter. Rogelio faces a challenge on set, while Alba gives Jane a lead on a book publisher. (S2 Ep21, 22) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm New: Containment: Brand new series - Like a Sheep Among Wolves: Lex and Dr Lommers butt heads over how to organise a food drop within the cordon. Katie seeks answers about the outbreak's timeline. (Ep5, 13) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Middle Earth Paradigm: Penny decides to host a big Halloween party, putting Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj through a demanding new test of their social skills. (S1 Ep6, 17) (30 minutes)
- 11:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Dumpling Paradox: When Howard seduces Penny's friend and spends the night with her in Penny's flat, Penny asks if she can sleep on Leonard and Sheldon's sofa. (S1 Ep7, 17) (30 minutes)
E4+1 (29)
- 12:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Luminous Fish Effect: Getting fired forces Sheldon to ponder life outside physics, leaving Leonard to take drastic action to snap his friend out of his reverie. (S1 Ep4, 17) (30 minutes)
- 12:35am The Big Bang Theory: The Hamburger Postulate: Leonard fears he's wasting his time on Penny and ends up making a connection with Leslie. Sheldon frets over a change to his hamburger routine. (S1 Ep5, 17) (25 minutes)
- 3:05am Tattoo Fixers on Holiday: Brand new series: The pop-up parlour in the sunny Med takes on Stuart, whose drunken antics led to a cheeky tattoo, and Cher impersonator Catherine, who has a mishap on her hip. (Ep3, 8) (55 minutes)
- 4:00am Wasted: Brand new series: Morpheus is chosen to be the star of the annual Berry Man festival and becomes the object of someone's affections, while Sarah falls for a bat-lover. (Ep4, 6) (25 minutes)
- 4:25am The Inbetweeners: Will, Simon, Jay and Neil bunk off school. They head to Neil's house to get drunk, where Simon has a vodka-induced romantic revelation about his childhood sweetheart Carli. (S1 Ep2, 6) (25 minutes)
- 4:50am Angie Tribeca: Brand new series - A Coldie but a Goodie: When several elderly people are killed in what look like accidental falls down the stairs, Tribeca begins to suspect foul play. (S2 Ep5, 10) (25 minutes)
- 7:00am Hollyoaks: Legal eagle Joanne offers Joe the benefit of her advice. When Mercedes, Myra and Celine break in to a high-end babywear shop, their heist doesn't quite go to plan. (25 minutes)
- 7:25am Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: Day 12 and two new arrivals explode into the group and immediately cause problems with their upfront banter. Later, there's deadlock at a tense vote. (Ep12, 30) (25 minutes)
- 7:50am Melissa & Joey: A House Divided: Mel and Joe get into an unexpected property dispute with their neighbour. Ryder makes a short film about not texting while driving, starring Lennox. (S1 Ep28, 30) (20 minutes)
- 8:10am How I Met Your Mother: The Goat: Barney and Robin wake up in bed together and make a pact not to mention that they've had sex. Lily rescues a goat, while Ted celebrates his 30th birthday. (30 minutes)
- 8:40am How I Met Your Mother: Everything Must Go: Abby (Britney Spears) reveals that she's the saboteur warning other women to stay away from Barney, but she and Barney make up over a shared dislike of Ted. (25 minutes)
- 10:00am The Goldbergs: The Dirty Dancing Dance: Erica suggests the film Dirty Dancing as the theme for the upcoming school dance, but Principal Ball refuses to sanction her idea. (S3 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am The Goldbergs: 12 Tapes for a Penny: Adam joins a mail-order music club hoping to assemble a huge cassette tape collection. Barry realises Lainey's father doesn't like him. (S3 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm How I Met Your Mother: Miracles: Ted is knocked over by a taxi after trying to break up with Stella. On his way to the hospital, Barney is also knocked over and breaks every bone in his body. (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm How I Met Your Mother: Do I Know You?: Ted nearly kills Stella by putting peanuts in her dinner - not knowing she has an allergy - and subsequently realises he knows very little about her. (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Rhinitis Revelation: Sheldon's mother Mary comes to town and soon becomes a firm favourite with his group of friends, much to Sheldon's annoyance. (S5 Ep6, 24) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a girl he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Melissa & Joey: The Settlement: Mel and Joe face some difficult decisions after Joe comes into some money. A small leak in the ceiling grows into a huge problem for Mel. (S1 Ep30, 30) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Melissa & Joey: I Can Manage: When Mel feels the pressure of balancing her home renovations with her duties at work, Joe convinces her to put him in charge of construction. (S2 Ep1, 15) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Goldbergs: Magic Is Real: Adam tries to use his new magic act to attract girls at school but he's thwarted when Beverly insists on taking to the stage as his assistant. (S3 Ep19, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Goldbergs: Dungeons and Dragons, Anyone?: Adam picks a team of popular athletes over his friends in gym class. Erica decides she wants to leave home to attend college. (S3 Ep20, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Isolation Permutation: Amy is heartbroken when she finds out that Penny and Bernadette went on a shopping trip to buy bridesmaids' dresses without her. (S5 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Ornithophobia Diffusion: Leonard and Penny attempt to spend time together as friends without anybody else around, while Sheldon faces his fear of birds. (S5 Ep9, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Hollyoaks: Ellie and Freddie decide to move in together, but is their bubble about to burst? The garage is sold, but who is the new owner? Amy arrives back in the village with some disappointing news. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm New: Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza: Brand new series: Day 13 and Brendan spoils the group with a scenic plane trip. But it doesn't end on a high as a clear divide is forming within the group. (Ep13, 30) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: Jane the Virgin: Brand new series - Chapter Forty-Three: Plans for Mateo's first birthday celebration falter. Rogelio faces a challenge on set, while Alba gives Jane a lead on a book publisher. (S2 Ep21, 22) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm New: Containment: Brand new series - Like a Sheep Among Wolves: Lex and Dr Lommers butt heads over how to organise a food drop within the cordon. Katie seeks answers about the outbreak's timeline. (Ep5, 13) (1 hour)
5STAR (30)
- 9:15am Alvin & the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked: Animated comedy sequel starring Jason Lee and David Cross. The Chipmunks and Chipettes go overboard during a cruise ship holiday and are washed up on a tropical island. (2011) (1 hour)
- 10:20am Alvin & the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked: Animated comedy sequel starring Jason Lee and David Cross. The Chipmunks and Chipettes go overboard during a cruise ship holiday and are washed up on a tropical island. (2011) (40 minutes)
- 3:00pm Neighbours: Lauren is anxious not to let Ned's return rock the boat while things are still out of kilter with Brad. Brad will not take no for an answer and sets out to propose the right way. (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm Home and Away: Tori vents to Brody that they can never settle down or make friends, and her words seem to touch a nerve. Billie suspects that Mick might have been her attacker. (30 minutes)
ITV +1 (33)
- 12:40am Murder, She Wrote: The Scent of Murder: Murder mystery series. Jessica accompanies Seth Hazlitt on a visit to his uppity Southern cousin. But, as ever, murder follows her wherever she goes. (50 minutes)
- 8:00pm Emmerdale: Chrissie spots an opportunity. Lisa makes a decision. Rhona takes a big step. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Coronation Street: Three heads are better than one at the bistro. Eva gets the wrong end of the stick. Will Beth crack under Craig's questioning? (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm New: Long Lost Family: A former soldier searches for the father he has never met, and a woman's hunt for her mother kicks off a search for the youngest birth mother ever featured in the series. (1 hour)
ITV3+1 (34)
- 7:50pm Murder, She Wrote: Death Casts a Spell: Mystery series. A flamboyant hypnotist is stabbed in the back behind locked and guarded doors in front of an audience of journalists he had placed in a trance. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:55pm Foyle's War: Among the Few: Drama about a detective working during World War II. Pilots and their girlfriends live fast and die young, as Foyle discovers that appearances are deceptive. (2 hours 5 minutes)
- 11:00pm Without You: The double life that Ellie has been leading has now been revealed. But it is Milena's husband who brings her a clue that allows her to confront Greg's killer. (1 hour)
Channel 5+1 (44)
- 6:30pm Neighbours: Lauren is anxious not to let Ned's return rock the boat while things are still out of kilter with Brad. Brad will not take no for an answer and sets out to propose the right way. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Home and Away: Tori vents to Brody that they can never settle down or make friends, and her words seem to touch a nerve. Billie suspects that Mick might have been her attacker. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Secrets of Great British Castles: Last in the documentary series. Dan Jones explores the history of Carrickfergus castle and its key role in understanding the tempestuous relationship between Britain and Ireland. (S1 Ep 6) (55 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. John fears that his drooping eyelids may indicate a stroke. Diana complains of occasional chest pains. Rochelle is worried about her son's undescended testicle. (S3 Ep 43) (58 minutes)
- 11:00pm New: Suspects: The Enemy Within: Drama series. When a new murder victim is connected to the Bellamy blackmail case, Jack pressures his old flame to testify against her boyfriend, with unexpected results. (S5 Ep 2) (1 hour 5 minutes)
Challenge (46)
- 4:00am Robot Wars: "Extreme": Two of the most vocal and outspoken teams in the history of Robot Wars, 'Plunderbird 5' and 'Sir Chromalot', go head-to-head to decide who are the best showmen of all. (S5, ep 6) (1 hour)
- 5:00am Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year...: ...Old? Trawl through those memory banks to see what you can remember from your school years. Join Dick and Dom and some brave contestants vying for the 50,000 jackpot prize. (26, 50) (1 hour)
- 1:30pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm The Chase USA: Mark Labbett AKA 'The Beast' from The Chase UK travels across the pond to put American contestants through their paces and test who can answer questions faster than he can. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Total Wipeout UK: Hosts Richard Hammond and Amanda Byram set twenty brave and bonkers contestants loose on an extreme obstacle course in Argentina with the chance of winning 10,000. (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Robot Wars: "Extreme": The six winners of previous Extreme Mayhem battles meet in Robot Wars Extreme - The Annihilator Special. (S5, ep 7) (1 hour)
4seven (47)
- 12:05am First Dates: On the menu in this episode are five pairs of hopefuls, including an Irishman with Tourette's looking for the man of his dreams, and two singletons with strange dance moves. (S7 Ep1) (1 hour)
- 1:05am Man Down: The Visa: Dan tries to keep his plan to emigrate to the USA moving, but with the complicated issue of a visa to negotiate he knows he needs to draw on all his inner strength. (S3 Ep4, 6) (25 minutes)
- 1:30am Peep Show: Jeremy and Super Hans come to blows over the rights to a tune they wrote back in the noughties, while Mark's play date with his son doesn't quite go to plan. (S9 Ep5, 6) (30 minutes)
- 2:00am Peep Show: It's the last ever Peep Show from the El Dude Brothers. Jeremy is turning 40 - and it's hitting him hard - while Mark makes an audacious attempt to win the woman of his dreams. (S9 Ep6, 6) (25 minutes)
- 2:25am One Born: What Happened Next?: Nina and Andy thought their 'nappy days' were behind them when Nina became pregnant with twins. How are they coping with two new babies alongside their two older children? (55 minutes)
- 4:10am Meet What You Eat: A show revealing all you need to know about food. Britain's top fish experts share their best kept secrets, from luxury fish and chips to feeding the whole family on the cheap. (30 minutes)
- 11:30am Meet What You Eat: A show revealing all you need to know about food. Britain's top fish experts share their best kept secrets, from luxury fish and chips to feeding the whole family on the cheap. (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Inside Out Homes: Zac Monro takes on a 1930s bungalow in Newcastle, making the garden part of the home by knocking down a wall and building a fire pit table and a log-fired hot tub. (Ep4, 4) (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Phil: Secret Agent Down Under: Phil Spencer visits Brisbane on the look out for a brand spanking new property for Jon and Jodie Hills. But the couple are quite fussy. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Gogglebox: Brexit Special: The Goggleboxers discuss and comment on the fall-out from the EU referendum, from Boris Johnson's new job to Jeremy Corbyn and our new Prime Minister, Theresa May. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm First Dates: On the menu in this episode are five pairs of hopefuls, including an Irishman with Tourette's looking for the man of his dreams, and two singletons with strange dance moves. (S7 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:05pm Naked Attraction: Tracy's been single for three years and hopes this revealing dating show will find her a man. And phone salesman Matthew is bored of dating apps and wants girls to see the real him. (Ep3) (1 hour)
Channel 5+24 (55)
- 2:55am Home and Away: Irene wakes up tied to a chair in a derelict room where a man named Mick has been holding her. Marilyn finally comes home to a shocked and thrilled John. (20 minutes)
- 11:00am Home and Away: Irene fights back against Mick and manages to escape, but when she is taken to hospital and Mick is arrested, she learns a terrible truth. (30 minutes)
- 11:30am Neighbours: Brad is crushed when Lauren says no and tells him that she does not want to get married again. Later that night, Lauren is clearly apprehensive when she receives a mystery visitor. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Best Of: Suspects: We revisit some of the best Suspects episodes to celebrate the new series launching on Channel 5. The London detectives investigate a brutal attack on a popular art teacher at her college. (S... (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Best Of: Suspects: We revisit some of the best Suspects episodes to celebrate the new series. Part 1: A brutal attack on an amateur paedophile hunter takes the team into the world of child sex offenders. (S2 Ep 3) (1 hour)
5USA+1 (78)
- 12:55am CSI: New York: Silent Night: The 19-year-old daughter of a deaf woman is found shot dead in her bedroom and Stella and Danny investigate the murder of a champion figure skater. (S3 Ep 12) (55 minutes)
- 1:50am CSI: Miami: Come As You Are: US crime drama series. A decorated US Marine Corps recruiter is found dead on a civilian shooting range, although he appears to have been killed by a blow to the head. (S5 Ep... (1 hour)
- 2:50am CSI: New York: The Ride-In: Crime drama. Mac and Danny investigate when an ex-con who was building an ark is found dead. Stella and Flack probe the death of a man dressed as a cigarette. (S3 Ep 17) (55 minutes)
- 7:00pm CSI: Miami: No Man's Land: Crime drama series based on the work of forensic investigators. A police van taking a shipment of guns to be destroyed is ambushed. (S5 Ep 14) (1 hour)
- 8:00pm NCIS: Requiem: Drama series following special agents who investigate crimes connected to the navy. Gibbs puts his life in grave danger when he becomes entangled in a kidnapping case. (S5 Ep 7) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm NCIS: Designated Target: US drama series following the work of the Navy's dedicated federal agency. The investigation into a navy admiral's murder takes a shocking turn. (S5 Ep 8) (1 hour)
Dave ja vu (84)
- 7:00pm Top Gear: Best of British: The motoring show best enjoyed with a steak. The gang try to buy a mid-engined Italian supercar for under ten grand. Ellen MacArthur swaps her yacht for a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour)
BBC TWO HD (102)
- 12:20am Celebrity MasterChef: 12, 12. Celebrities compete in a contest of culinary skill. After six weeks of challenges, one of the remaining three contestants is crowned champion. (1 hour 30 minutes)
- 1:50am The Somme 1916 - From Both Sides of...: ...the Wire. 2, 3. Defence in Depth - Verteidigung in der Tiefe: Peter Barton concentrates on the second phase of the battle, from the middle of July to the middle of September 1916. (1 hour)
- 8:45am The Hairy Builder: 4, 15. Clifton Cathedral: Following the restoration of historic properties. Dave Myers is in Clifton, Bristol, to visit the Grade II-listed Clifton Catholic Cathedral. (30 minutes)
Channel 4 HD (104)
- 12:00am Eden: Spring arrives in Eden, lambs are being born and one of the male members of the camp sets his sights on one of the girls. Someone also tries to split the camp by creating an 'A Team'. (Ep4) (55 minutes)
- 12:55am Dare to Believe: Georgie Hermitage: Growing up with cerebral palsy, Georgie rejected athletics when her coach suggested she compete in disability sport. But London 2012 changed her mind and now she's a contender for Rio. (5 minutes)
Channel 5 HD (105)
- 1:15pm Home and Away: Tori vents to Brody that they can never settle down or make friends, and her words seem to touch a nerve. Billie suspects that Mick might have been her attacker. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Neighbours: Lauren is anxious not to let Ned's return rock the boat while things are still out of kilter with Brad. Brad will not take no for an answer and sets out to propose the right way. (30 minutes)
- 2:15pm NCIS: American crime drama. It's Christmas time and Tony DiNozzo can't decide if he'll be naughty or nice when his dad, Anthony DiNozzo Sr, comes to town for a visit. (S10 Ep 10) (1 hour)
- 5:30pm Neighbours: Lauren is anxious not to let Ned's return rock the boat while things are still out of kilter with Brad. Brad will not take no for an answer and sets out to propose the right way. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Home and Away: Tori vents to Brody that they can never settle down or make friends, and her words seem to touch a nerve. Billie suspects that Mick might have been her attacker. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Secrets of Great British Castles: Last in the documentary series. Dan Jones explores the history of Carrickfergus castle and its key role in understanding the tempestuous relationship between Britain and Ireland. (S1 Ep 6) (55 minutes)
- 8:00pm New: GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. John fears that his drooping eyelids may indicate a stroke. Diana complains of occasional chest pains. Rochelle is worried about her son's undescended testicle. (S3 Ep 43) (58 minutes)
- 10:00pm New: Suspects: The Enemy Within: Drama series. When a new murder victim is connected to the Bellamy blackmail case, Jack pressures his old flame to testify against her boyfriend, with unexpected results. (S5 Ep 2) (1 hour 5 minutes)
Channel 4+1 HD (109)
- 12:05am Ramsay's Hotel Hell: Can Gordon convince the owner of the historic Brick Hotel in Newtown, Pennsylvania, to value her loyal workers and attempt to entice the local community back to this landmark establishment? (55 minutes)
- 1:00am Eden: Spring arrives in Eden, lambs are being born and one of the male members of the camp sets his sights on one of the girls. Someone also tries to split the camp by creating an 'A Team'. (Ep4) (55 minutes)
- 1:55am Dare to Believe: Georgie Hermitage: Growing up with cerebral palsy, Georgie rejected athletics when her coach suggested she compete in disability sport. But London 2012 changed her mind and now she's a contender for Rio. (5 minutes)
- 7:15am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Dick-in-Law: Dick accepts an invitation to spend the weekend with Mary's parents, who aren't aware that Dick and Mary have broken up. The other aliens help Nina move apartment. (25 minutes)
- 7:40am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Scaredy Dick: Dick runs away from the doctor's surgery as he's terrified of having a routine physical examination. On Halloween night, frightening noises in the flat scare Dick and Harry. (25 minutes)
- 8:30am Dare to Believe: Jack Rutter: About to become a professional footballer, Jack was caught in an unprovoked attack that left him with mild cerebral palsy in all four limbs. Now he will captain GB at the Paralympics. (5 minutes)
- 9:00am Frasier: Agents in America: Frasier learns some important new lessons and tactics in the fine art of contract negotiations from his agent Bebe. (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Frasier: The Innkeepers: When Frasier learns that one of Seattle's most famous restaurants is about to close, he visits to say goodbye and in a moment of madness offers to buy it. (35 minutes)
- 10:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Love Spell Potential: When the girls' trip to Las Vegas falls through, the guys invite them to a Dungeons and Dragons night that changes Sheldon and Amy's relationship. (S6 Ep23, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:35am The Big Bang Theory: The Bon Voyage Reaction: Leonard is offered an exciting job opportunity that will keep him out of the country for several months. Raj pushes the boundaries of his relationship. (S6 Ep24, 24) (25 minutes)
- 11:00am The Simpsons: Lisa's Substitute: Lisa develops a crush on her substitute teacher but is embarrassed when he meets Homer, while Bart stands against Martin for class president. (30 minutes)
- 11:30am The Simpsons: The War of The Simpsons: After Homer gets drunk at a party and leers at Maude Flanders, Marge forces him to accompany her on a marriage counselling weekend at a wooded retreat. (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm The Simpsons: Three Men and a Comic Book: Bart, Milhouse and Martin pool their resources to buy the first edition of the Radioactive Man comic but, unable to trust each other, it's not a relaxing time. (30 minutes)
- 3:05pm Dare to Believe: Natasha Baker: Intimate portrait of the para-equestrian who never let the neurological disorder transverse myelitis lessen her love of horse riding or stop her winning two golds in 2012. Next stop Rio. (5 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Simpsons: Thank God it's Doomsday: Homer predicts that the Rapture is coming in a week, and an incident with Krusty's blimp convinces everyone that he is right. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Hollyoaks: Will Joanne succeed in her attempt to seduce Joe? Marnie scuppers Jade's plans to give Alfie a night to remember. Mac and Sally end up in a camper van bidding war. (30 minutes)
- 11:00pm Man Down: Adopted: Cultural awakenings and jeopardy await as Dan shares the shocking news of his adoption with his best mates and embarks on a search for a life that could have been. (S3 Ep5, 6) (30 minutes)
- 11:30pm A Granny's Guide to the Modern...: ...World: Ninety-four-year-old Bobby immerses himself in Soho's gay community and learns the difference between a bear and an otter. Plus: video games, and toy boys. (S1 Ep2, 3) (35 minutes)
4seven HD (110)
- 12:05am First Dates: On the menu in this episode are five pairs of hopefuls, including an Irishman with Tourette's looking for the man of his dreams, and two singletons with strange dance moves. (S7 Ep1) (1 hour)
- 1:05am Man Down: The Visa: Dan tries to keep his plan to emigrate to the USA moving, but with the complicated issue of a visa to negotiate he knows he needs to draw on all his inner strength. (S3 Ep4, 6) (25 minutes)
- 1:30am Peep Show: Jeremy and Super Hans come to blows over the rights to a tune they wrote back in the noughties, while Mark's play date with his son doesn't quite go to plan. (S9 Ep5, 6) (30 minutes)
- 2:00am Peep Show: It's the last ever Peep Show from the El Dude Brothers. Jeremy is turning 40 - and it's hitting him hard - while Mark makes an audacious attempt to win the woman of his dreams. (S9 Ep6, 6) (25 minutes)
- 2:25am One Born: What Happened Next?: Nina and Andy thought their 'nappy days' were behind them when Nina became pregnant with twins. How are they coping with two new babies alongside their two older children? (55 minutes)
- 4:10am Meet What You Eat: A show revealing all you need to know about food. Britain's top fish experts share their best kept secrets, from luxury fish and chips to feeding the whole family on the cheap. (30 minutes)
- 11:30am Meet What You Eat: A show revealing all you need to know about food. Britain's top fish experts share their best kept secrets, from luxury fish and chips to feeding the whole family on the cheap. (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Inside Out Homes: Zac Monro takes on a 1930s bungalow in Newcastle, making the garden part of the home by knocking down a wall and building a fire pit table and a log-fired hot tub. (Ep4, 4) (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Phil: Secret Agent Down Under: Phil Spencer visits Brisbane on the look out for a brand spanking new property for Jon and Jodie Hills. But the couple are quite fussy. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Gogglebox: Brexit Special: The Goggleboxers discuss and comment on the fall-out from the EU referendum, from Boris Johnson's new job to Jeremy Corbyn and our new Prime Minister, Theresa May. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm First Dates: On the menu in this episode are five pairs of hopefuls, including an Irishman with Tourette's looking for the man of his dreams, and two singletons with strange dance moves. (S7 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:05pm Naked Attraction: Tracy's been single for three years and hopes this revealing dating show will find her a man. And phone salesman Matthew is bored of dating apps and wants girls to see the real him. (Ep3) (1 hour)
CBBC (120)
- 7:25am Danger Mouse: Happy Boom Day!: Animated series. Danger Mouse's plan to hold a surprise party is undone when the Baron releases killer birthday presents into the world. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 10:30am So Awkward: 7, 13. Library vs Tree: Comedy series about three socially awkward friends. Jas learns her favourite tree will need to be cut down to make way for the new school library. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 11:00am So Awkward: 8, 13. Space Over: Comedy series about three socially awkward friends. When Lily is upset that Matt is going out with cool girl Greta Masters, Jas plans to cheer her up. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 11:25am So Awkward: 9, 13. Fitzgerald vs Fitzgerald: Martha sets out to prove that she has what it takes to become a human rights lawyer. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 3:20pm Sidekick: The Superest Day of the Year: Animated series. Eric experiences his first parade on Hurray for Splittsboro Day, only to discover it is a full contact event. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 3:45pm Bottersnikes & Gumbles: 12, 52. Burples: Animated series. When Willi stumbles upon a baby Snike conjured up from one of Smiggles dreams, he decides to keep him as a pet. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Dumping Ground: 7, 13. The Truth Is Out There: After bad exam results, Frank denounces school and gets himself a job in a cafe. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm New: Hacker's Olympic Rundown: 3, 11. Hacker offers his own weird and wonderful take on yesterday's sporting action in Rio. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 6:45pm Danger Mouse: Danger Fan: Animated series. Shortly after Danger Mouse's biggest fan comes to visit, members of the team start to disappear. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:00pm Horrible Histories: 9, 13. Historical sketch show. A Victorian inspector checks that school is suitably cruel, HHTV News reports live from the Great Plague, and Thumbelina drowns unpleasantly. (30 minutes)
- 8:25pm The Dumping Ground: 5, 20. Now You See Me: Drama series. Tee finds herself lured into the world of street art by a homeless artist. She sees he is in trouble, but will she break the law to help him? Also in HD. (35 minutes)
CBeebies (121)
- 6:25am Timmy Time: 11, 28. Timmy Makes It Shine: Adventures of a lamb at nursery school. After a muddy ride around the playground, Timmy is shown how to clean his tricycle - but it doesn't stay clean for long. (10 minutes)
- 7:10am Twirlywoos: 3, 30. Down: Stop-motion preschool programme about the adventures of four inquisitive Twirlywoos. The Twirlywoos learn all about down when Toodloo gets on a runaway rollerskate. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:40am The Furchester Hotel: Penguin Bobsleigh Team: Preschool puppet show. Phoebe and Elmo help two penguins learn how to bobsleigh, but they collide on the track with the Tea Time Monsters. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 8:05am Octonauts: 9, 22. Damselfish: Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. The Octonauts help a group of algae-eating fish stand up to some aggressive damselfish. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 9:00am Time for School: Documentary series about starting school. It's Victorian Day at Lowick School and the children get dressed up in clothes from the past. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 9:10am Bing: More: Children's animation. At bathtime, Bing just cannot help adding a few more squirts of bubble goo, and a few more, until he gets more bubbles than he can handle. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 9:15am Bing: Dark: Children's animation. It is bedtime, but where's Hoppity? Bing remembers playing with him in the garden, but now it is dark out there and he doesn't really like the dark. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 12:45pm Melody: 18, 20. Little Blue Butterfly: Inspired by a butterfly park, Melody listens to Rhapsody in Blue by George Gershwin. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 1:00pm Time for School: Documentary series about starting school. It's Victorian Day at Lowick School and the children get dressed up in clothes from the past. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 1:10pm Bing: More: Children's animation. At bathtime, Bing just cannot help adding a few more squirts of bubble goo, and a few more, until he gets more bubbles than he can handle. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 1:15pm Bing: Dark: Children's animation. It is bedtime, but where's Hoppity? Bing remembers playing with him in the garden, but now it is dark out there and he doesn't really like the dark. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 1:30pm Twirlywoos: 3, 30. Down: Stop-motion preschool programme about the adventures of four inquisitive Twirlywoos. The Twirlywoos learn all about down when Toodloo gets on a runaway rollerskate. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 3:50pm Grandpa in My Pocket: Mr Mentor's Custard Puff Plopper: Comedy drama featuring a grandpa with a magical shrinking cap. Mr Mentor the inventor asks Dad to look after his invention, but it misbehaves. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 4:45pm Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Great Cake Chase: Animated series. When Peter is charged with minding Ginger and Pickles's store, he finds running a shop is no easy feat! Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:00pm Octonauts Special: The Great Penguin...: ...Race. Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. The Octonauts cheer Peso on as he goes home to compete in an annual tournament. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 6:00pm Clangers: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. 10, 52. The Curious Tunnel: Tiny and Small discover a strange tunnel that appears to suck things upwards. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 6:10pm The Adventures of Abney and Teal: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. The Radio: The friends find an old radio in the lake, which causes all sorts of excitement. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
CITV (122)
- 8:55am Thunderbirds Are Go: Skyhook: Reboot of the classic children's adventure series. International Rescue scrambles all craft to rescue the crew of CIRRUS - a high-atmosphere weather station. (30 minutes)
- 10:00am Mr Bean: Dig This: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. (15 minutes)
- 10:15am Mr Bean: Bean Hypnotised: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. (15 minutes)
- 10:30am Mr Bean: Car Wash: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean builds a car washing machine that attracts all manner of customers. (15 minutes)
- 10:45am Mr Bean: Where Did You Get That Cat?: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean chases Scrapper around Mrs Wicket's flat and is horrified to think he has squashed the cat. (15 minutes)
- 11:00am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Gets the Message: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. It seems as though everyone is up to something except Henry, and Henry wants to know why! (15 minutes)
- 11:15am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Gets the Gig: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. When Moody Margaret tries to get in on the Zero Zombies act, Henry is determined to stop her. (15 minutes)
- 11:30am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Detention Club: When Henry becomes a member of the Detention Club he finds out there is more to a good story than just telling tales! (15 minutes)
- 11:45am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Raid of the Century: Animated adventures. Henry and Ralph are planning the Raid of the Century, but Peter has got other things on his mind! (15 minutes)
- 1:00pm Mr Bean: Valuable Lessons: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. (15 minutes)
- 1:15pm Mr Bean: Halloween: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean loves Halloween and prepares to give the neighbourhood kids some tricks and treats they will not forget. (15 minutes)
- 1:30pm Mr Bean: Bean Painting: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean gets a real bug for painting. Then several bugs, flies, slugs and mice. (15 minutes)
- 1:45pm Mr Bean: Wrestling Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean becomes an accidental wrestling champion - with a little help from two little old ladies. (15 minutes)
- 2:00pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Phantom Fish Filcher: Animated adventures. It is Bring Your Baby to School day and Henry discovers that looking after everyone's babies is not easy. (15 minutes)
- 2:15pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Tongue Twisters: Animated adventures. There is nothing Henry likes more than a good tongue twister, but it seems that someone else likes them too! (15 minutes)
- 2:30pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Gnomes Knowhow: The animated adventures of the mischievous anti-hero. When the going gets tough, the tough get going - and of course that includes Henry! (15 minutes)
- 2:45pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry Is Too Cool for School: Animated adventures with the mischievous anti-hero. Henry is too cool for school - or is he? (15 minutes)
- 3:00pm Thunderbirds Are Go: Skyhook: Reboot of the classic children's adventure series. International Rescue scrambles all craft to rescue the crew of CIRRUS - a high-atmosphere weather station. (30 minutes)
- 3:55pm My Parents are Aliens: Le Freak C'est Chic: Mel notices a hunky boy who seems to attract all the girls. She has a shock when she discovers who he really is. (25 minutes)
- 4:20pm My Parents are Aliens: Sticky Situations: Josh at last manages to get a date with the gorgeous Tania Thomas, but when he turns up accompanied by Sophie, disaster isn't too far off. (20 minutes)
- 4:40pm My Parents are Aliens: Joshferatu: Brian decides that he is a vampire for Halloween. (25 minutes)