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Thursday 22nd February
BBC ONE Lon (1)
- 1:45pm Doctors: Sophie's Choice: Rob helps Karen deal with the infestation. Ayesha and Valerie make a decision. Emma meets a handsome man at a neighbourhood meeting. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 2:15pm The Coroner: 9, 10. Pieces of Eight: Crime drama. Lighthaven's Pirate Festival provides the perfect cover for a robbery. Jane tries to discover why a faceless man has washed up on the beach. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 3:00pm Escape to the Country: Hampshire: Jonnie Irwin is on a multi-generational property mission to help a mother and son from London find rural harmony in the Hampshire countryside. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 3:45pm Get Away for Winter: 9, 15. Cadiz, Spain: Couples and friends search for perfect rental properties abroad. Norman and Sally have their heart set on renting a property in their dream location of Cadiz. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 7:30pm EastEnders: Donna is shocked when she realises what Vincent has done. Shirley makes a worrying discovery. Bernadette is forced to come clean to her family. Mick returns to the Vic. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Death in Paradise: 8, 8. When the lead guitarist of a popular reggae band is murdered, Jack and his team must crack a cold case that has haunted the commissioner for years. Also in HD. (1 hour)
BBC TWO (2)
- 12:25am David Attenborough's Natural Curiosities: 1, 6. Animal Frankensteins: David Attenborough examines some fascinating creatures. This episode looks at bizarre and sometimes deadly hybrids, like the pizzly bear and killer bee. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 12:55am Flatpack Empire: 1, 3. A look at how IKEA are starting to open up their design headquarters to outside influences. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 1:55am Hairy Bikers' Mediterranean Adventure: 6, 6. Mainland Spain: The bikers travel from Valencia to Torremolinos in the footsteps of the Moors - eating their way through the spicy delights of southern Spanish cuisine. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 2:55am Great British Railway Journeys: Chichester to Cowes: Early 20th-century Bradshaw's guide in hand, Michael Portillo is in Chichester, where he encounters an Edwardian motoring duo patronised by King Edward VII. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 9:15am Animal Park Summer Special: 4, 10. A specialist wildlife cameraman from the BBC's Planet Earth series arrives at the park attempting to film Longleat's cheetahs. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 11:00am Bargain Hunt: Anglesey: Experts Anita Manning and Jonathan Pratt guide the teams in scenic north Wales, and presenter Tim Wonnacott explores the history of Eastnor Castle in Herefordshire. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 6:30pm Great British Railway Journeys: 4, 15. Darlington to Dunbar: Michael heads up the East Coast Main Line, testing a state-of-the-art train on the way. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Girls on the Edge: Following three families whose daughters have been sectioned under the Mental Health Act to protect them from harming themselves, told in their own words with raw honesty. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 11:15pm Dragons' Den: 14, 14. An entrepreneur from Aberdeen hopes his Scottish-inspired gin is to the Dragons' taste. Will his tipple be the perfect tonic and land him a life-changing investment? Also in HD. (1 hour)
Channel 4 (4)
- 6:45am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Dick's First Birthday: When Dick realises that, in human terms, he is considered to be past his prime, he tries to look younger by dyeing his hair black and wearing unsuitable clothes. (25 minutes)
- 7:10am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Dick Is from Mars, Sally Is from Venus: Dick gives Tommy an assignment to explore the nature of high school. On a quest to find out about sex, Sally goes on a date with a man called Brad. (25 minutes)
- 7:35am Everybody Loves Raymond: The Tenth Anniversary: When Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with the Super Bowl, he has to go to extreme lengths to make it up to her. (25 minutes)
- 8:00am Everybody Loves Raymond: Hackidu: Ray shows an interest in Ally's 'Hackidu' trading card hobby but inadvertently gives away her favourite 'Scramisaur' card. (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Frasier: The Harassed: Tension mounts when Frasier is forced to share his studio and airtime with the station's new finance reporter, an arrogant ex-stock market analyst. (30 minutes)
- 9:00am Frasier: Lilith Needs a Favor: Lilith pays an unexpected visit to Seattle and tells Frasier that she would like another child through artificial insemination. (35 minutes)
- 9:35am Frasier: Daphne Does Dinner: Niles plans a very special dinner party to mark the purchase of a new painting he's bought for Daphne. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Simpsons: The Spy Who Learned Me: While he is at home on sick leave, Homer learns how to become a better husband with the help of dashing spy movie crime fighter Stradivarius Cain. (S23 Ep20, 22) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Hollyoaks: It's the launch of the new restaurant, and Ella and Leah sneak off to have some fun of their own in the abandoned Hollyoaks High, but things could end badly. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm George Clarke's Amazing Spaces: George meets two artists in Gloucestershire converting a library van into a mobile home and studio. He also visits a wartime bunker being made into a secret underground office. (S7 Ep7, 8) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Married at First Sight: With Richard and Harriet about to exchange their wedding vows, newlyweds Benjamin and Stephanie are already on honeymoon in Mallorca - and starting to get a little closer. (S3 Ep2, 4) (1 hour)
- 11:05pm 24 Hours in Police Custody: This new episode has unprecedented access to a major investigation into an allegation of police corruption, as detectives track down, arrest and then charge a fellow officer. (S6 Ep1) (1 hour)
Channel 5 (5)
- 3:10am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Observational documentary series. Cases include a nasty burn caused by a pet cat, an uplifting story of cancer survival and an illness contracted abroad. (S5 Ep 29) (50 minutes)
- 11:15am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. A carer who looks after her 100-year old mother with advanced dementia 24, 7, and a depressed young single mum and victim of violence consult the doctors. (S3 Ep 35) (55 minutes)
- 1:15pm Home and Away: Ash breaks into Robbo's car. Olivia tells Axel that their relationship must be strictly professional from now on. Quinn is determined to leave despite Ryder's night terrors. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Neighbours: A surprise health and safety inspection goes badly for Paul and Amy. Mishti discovers why Rafael has come to Erinsborough. Sheila's date with Clive gets off to a bad start. (30 minutes)
- 2:15pm NCIS: Conspiracy To Murder : Last Man Standing: US crime drama series. The murder of a petty officer uncovers an internal plot to sell highly classified military information. (S6 Ep 1) (1 hour)
- 5:30pm Neighbours: A surprise health and safety inspection goes badly for Paul and Amy. Mishti discovers why Rafael has come to Erinsborough. Sheila's date with Clive gets off to a bad start. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Home and Away: Ash breaks into Robbo's car. Olivia tells Axel that their relationship must be strictly professional from now on. Quinn is determined to leave despite Ryder's night terrors. (30 minutes)
- 11:05pm The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies : ...With Alan Davies. Documentary series. Inspector Sarah has her hands full when she enters one of the largest multi-dog households she's ever seen. (S6 Ep 1) (55 minutes)
ITV2 (6)
- 7:55am Emmerdale: Tracy is caught out, Ross vents his frustrations, and Aaron shows his commitment. (25 minutes)
- 8:20am Coronation Street: Eileen refuses to take Billy at his word, Johnny puts his children's needs ahead of Jenny's, and Phelan secretly copies Nicola's flat keys. (30 minutes)
- 12:10pm Emmerdale: Tracy is caught out, Ross vents his frustrations, and Aaron shows his commitment. (35 minutes)
- 12:45pm Coronation Street: Eileen refuses to take Billy at his word, Johnny puts his children's needs ahead of Jenny's, and Phelan secretly copies Nicola's flat keys. (30 minutes)
- 10:50pm Family Guy: Petarded: Animated comedy series about family life. Lois lets Peter win at Trivial Pursuit at a game night among friends, causing him to gloat and think that he is a genius. (25 minutes)
- 11:15pm Family Guy: Road to Europe: Animated comedy series. Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favourite television show. Meanwhile, Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert. (25 minutes)
- 11:40pm American Dad!: Stan Goes on the Pill: Animated comedy series about hapless CIA agent Stan Smith. Stan turns into a woman after taking an experimental drug. (30 minutes)
BBC FOUR (9)
- 12:00am Forest, Field & Sky: Art out of Nature: Dr James Fox takes a journey through six different landscapes across Britain, meeting artists whose work explores our relationship to the natural world. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 2:10am Queen Victoria's Children: 3, 3. Princes will be Princes...: Series exploring the reign of Victoria through her personal relationships. This final episode focuses on her sons and on Albert's model of purity. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm New: From Ice to Fire: The Incredible...: ...Science of Temperature. 2, 3. A Temperature for Life: Dr Helen Czerski explores the narrow band of temperature that has led to life on Earth. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Richard Hammond's Wild Weather: 2, 3. Water - The Shape Shifter: Richard Hammond investigates the role water plays in the weather. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Storm Troupers: The Fight to Forecast...: ...the Weather. 2, 3. Alok Jha looks at how modern weather forecasting was born amid 20th-century catastrophes, as meteorologists helped fight wars and predict natural disasters. Also in HD. (1 hour)
ITV3 (10)
- 6:55am Heartbeat: Class Act: Nostalgic drama. Mike comes to the rescue of a schoolgirl who finds herself in deep water when a teenage crush goes too far and David tries his hand at ventriloquism. (1 hour)
- 7:55am The Royal: Winners and Losers: The arrival of a new locum ruffles some feathers. A day at the races seems perfect for Carnegie and Catherine's first date - if they can avoid the others. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 12:30pm The Royal: Price of Progress: Medical drama. Dr Makori takes a crash course in dealing with Yorkshire folk. Stella deals with the confessions of a window cleaner. Carnegie has some news. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 1:35pm Heartbeat: Caught in the Headlights: Gina's brush with the upper classes leaves her wondering if she has been taken for a fool and Vernon lets David experience a rock 'n' roll lifestyle. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 5:55pm Heartbeat: Caught in the Headlights: Gina's brush with the upper classes leaves her wondering if she has been taken for a fool and Vernon lets David experience a rock 'n' roll lifestyle. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 7:00pm Murder, She Wrote: Murder: According to Maggie: Murder mystery series. A show's cancellation coincides with a network executive's murder. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Unforgotten: Six-part crime drama that links four seemingly unconnected suspects. When a skeleton is unearthed, a car key found near the body is the only clue to the identity of the victim. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Unforgotten: Crime drama about an unsolved murder case. DCI Cassie Stuart begins to identify the people mentioned in the diary of Jimmy Sullivan. (1 hour 5 minutes)
Pick (11)
- 7:00am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S12, ep 5) (30 minutes)
- 7:30am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S12, ep 6) (30 minutes)
- 8:00am Send In The Dogs Australia: Action-packed series following Australia's police dog units as they chase down criminals and take to the front line in the war against drugs. (S1, ep 5) (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Send In The Dogs Australia: New. Action-packed series following Australia's police dog units as they chase down criminals and take to the front line in the war against drugs. (S1, ep 6) (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm Stop Search Seize: Join Ireland's Customs teams as they, with the help of the Irish police, try to stop organised smugglers from bringing drugs, cars and even exotic animals into the country. (S1, ep 6) (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Send In The Dogs Australia: Action-packed series following Australia's police dog units as they chase down criminals and take to the front line in the war against drugs. (S1, ep 7) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm Send In The Dogs Australia: Action-packed series following Australia's police dog units as they chase down criminals and take to the front line in the war against drugs. (S1, ep 8) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Rspca Animal Rescue: Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S2, ep 14) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Rspca Animal Rescue: Moving series following RSPCA workers across Australia as they work to help animals in need. (S2, ep 15) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Murders That Shocked The Nation: Lord Lucan - The Missing Earl: Fred Dinenage delves into the gripping case and mysterious sightings of Lord Lucan, who vanished after killing his children's nanny in 1975. (S2, ep 3) (1 hour)
Dave (12)
- 3:35am Yianni: Supercar Customiser: Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: New. Jamie has travelled 900 miles to get his motor wrapped by custom car king Yianni, who has just four days to get this souped-up supercar decked out. (25 minutes)
- 1:00pm Top Gear: A good drive spoiled? Jeremy, Richard and James find out if you can go motor racing for less than it costs to play golf. Rock icon Slash is let loose in a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Top Gear: The not-so-latest motoring news and views. James May checks out the hydrogen-powered Honda Clarity in California, Jeremy tests the battery-powered Tesla and Tom Jones guests. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Top Gear: Motoring with the motormouths, who ponder how to make the humble police car more cost effective. The Reasonably Priced Car welcomes Alan Carr - no relation - and Justin Lee Collins. (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Top Gear: The humble motoring show that's now a worldwide hit. It's boat vs car as Jeremy Clarkson and James May vie for bragging rights in a tense race up the stunning New Zealand coast. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Red Dwarf III: Backwards: Off-the-wall space comedy with the huge fanbase. The hapless Kryten accidentally pilots the ship through a time hole and on to an alternate 20th century Earth. (40 minutes)
- 9:40pm Red Dwarf III: The Last Day: The sitcom set on a dysfunctional spaceship. Kryten discovers that his in-built expiry date gives him less than 24 hours to live, so the perfect send-off is called for. (40 minutes)
- 10:20pm Red Dwarf IV: Camille: Robert Llewellyn stars in a great episode of the classic space comedy. Kryten experiences love at first byte when he rescues a female mechanoid from a crashed vessel. (35 minutes)
Channel 4+1 (13)
- 7:45am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Dick's First Birthday: When Dick realises that, in human terms, he is considered to be past his prime, he tries to look younger by dyeing his hair black and wearing unsuitable clothes. (25 minutes)
- 8:10am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Dick Is from Mars, Sally Is from Venus: Dick gives Tommy an assignment to explore the nature of high school. On a quest to find out about sex, Sally goes on a date with a man called Brad. (25 minutes)
- 8:35am Everybody Loves Raymond: The Tenth Anniversary: When Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with the Super Bowl, he has to go to extreme lengths to make it up to her. (25 minutes)
- 9:00am Everybody Loves Raymond: Hackidu: Ray shows an interest in Ally's 'Hackidu' trading card hobby but inadvertently gives away her favourite 'Scramisaur' card. (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Frasier: The Harassed: Tension mounts when Frasier is forced to share his studio and airtime with the station's new finance reporter, an arrogant ex-stock market analyst. (30 minutes)
- 10:00am Frasier: Lilith Needs a Favor: Lilith pays an unexpected visit to Seattle and tells Frasier that she would like another child through artificial insemination. (35 minutes)
- 10:35am Frasier: Daphne Does Dinner: Niles plans a very special dinner party to mark the purchase of a new painting he's bought for Daphne. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Simpsons: The Spy Who Learned Me: While he is at home on sick leave, Homer learns how to become a better husband with the help of dashing spy movie crime fighter Stradivarius Cain. (S23 Ep20, 22) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Hollyoaks: It's the launch of the new restaurant, and Ella and Leah sneak off to have some fun of their own in the abandoned Hollyoaks High, but things could end badly. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm George Clarke's Amazing Spaces: George meets two artists in Gloucestershire converting a library van into a mobile home and studio. He also visits a wartime bunker being made into a secret underground office. (S7 Ep7, 8) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Married at First Sight: With Richard and Harriet about to exchange their wedding vows, newlyweds Benjamin and Stephanie are already on honeymoon in Mallorca - and starting to get a little closer. (S3 Ep2, 4) (1 hour)
More 4 (14)
- 6:55pm The Supervet: Professor Noel Fitzpatrick returns, providing cutting-edge care for pets, including complex spinal surgery for a German pointer and cancer treatment for a Leonberger. (S9 Ep1) (1 hour)
- 7:55pm Grand Designs: Commercial architect Martin Pease embarks on designing and building a home for his family. But the giant 'sugar cube' is a high-concept design that could prove difficult to pull off. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:00pm WWII's Great Escapes: The...: ...Freedom Trails: Monty Halls retraces the routes of great escapes from Nazi territory. In Slovenia, Monty learns the story of the war's most successful mass escape of Allied POWs. (Ep1) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm 999: What's Your Emergency?: This episode explores how parents decide on how much freedom to give young children. Includes a mum who discovers her eight-year-old has been playing in woods used by drug users. (S4 Ep6) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:05pm 24 Hours in A&E: A touching episode about people living on their own and reaching out to others. Scaffolder Thomas has been hit on the head by a six-metre pole on a building site. (S3 Ep9, 21) (1 hour 5 minutes)
Film4 (15)
- 4:50pm Carry on Jack: (1963) Comedy with Bernard Cribbins, Juliet Mills and Kenneth Williams. A 19th-century naval ship's voyage is complicated by cross-dressing, mutiny and clashes with the Spanish and pirates. (1 hour 50 minutes)
- 6:40pm The Secret Life of Bees: (2008) Phenomenal: Drama set amid the violent struggle for civil rights in 1960s America. Starring Dakota Fanning, Queen Latifah, Sophie Okenedo and Jennifer Hudson. Offensive language. (2 hours 10 minutes)
- 9:00pm Lone Survivor: (2013) Action-drama. Mark Wahlberg, Taylor Kitsch, Emile Hirsch and Ben Foster star as soldiers on a doomed mission to kill a Taliban leader in Afghanistan. Gory violence, strong language. (2 hours 20 minutes)
- 11:20pm Happy-Go-Lucky: (2008) Phenomenal: Mike Leigh's comedy-drama starring Sally Hawkins and Eddie Marsan. An eternally optimistic teacher finds herself at odds with her driving instructor. Strong language. (2 hours 20 minutes)
Really (17)
- 12:00am Cold Justice: Justice is served as real-life cold cases are solved. Kelly and Yolanda set out to discover who shot Debbie Bailey dead in her car in 1997. (1 hour)
- 9:00am Fantasy Homes by the Sea: Florida: Sun-drenched house hunting show with Alistair Appleton. Keith and Karen travel to Florida to look for their fantasy family home with a budget of 500,000 pounds. (1 hour)
- 10:00am DIY SOS: Wigan: Nick Knowles comes to the rescue of home improvers in need. Mike Davies has been banned from doing DIY following heart surgery, but his living room remains unfinished. (30 minutes)
- 10:30am DIY SOS: Essex: DIY disasters transformed. In Essex, the Taylors need to turn their garage into a wheelchair-friendly downstairs bathroom for window cleaner Kerry following an accident. (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm Fantasy Homes by the Sea: Florida: Sun-drenched house hunting show with Alistair Appleton. Keith and Karen travel to Florida to look for their fantasy family home with a budget of 500,000 pounds. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm My Ghost Story: Caught on Camera: Ship of Lost Souls: Goosebumps galore as people who captured their hauntings on tape tell their eerie tales. A spooky apparition is captured on camera on board an old US Navy ship. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Ghost Adventures: George Washington Ghost: More thrills and chills, featuring a paranormal president! Join GAC at the Morris-Jumel Mansion, which is rumoured to be haunted by George Washington. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm My Ghost Story: Caught on Camera: Ship of Lost Souls: Goosebumps galore as people who captured their hauntings on tape tell their eerie tales. A spooky apparition is captured on camera on board an old US Navy ship. (1 hour)
Yesterday (19)
- 6:00am Coast: The Mysteries of the Isles: The BAFTA Award-winning series continues. Nick Crane and co ask what it means to be an islander, from the Isle of Wight to the Northern Isles of Scotland. (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 9:00am Coast: The Mysteries of the Isles: The BAFTA Award-winning series continues. Nick Crane and co ask what it means to be an islander, from the Isle of Wight to the Northern Isles of Scotland. (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Earth's Natural Wonders: Extreme Wonders: The planet's most astonishing locations are explored. The extremes of these stunning places can often push their inhabitants to the limit. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm South Pacific: Endless Blue: An illuminating voyage to the remote South Pacific islands. Much of this blue wilderness is a marine desert, where sharks, whales and turtles must fight to survive. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Coast: The Mysteries of the Isles: The BAFTA Award-winning series continues. Nick Crane and co ask what it means to be an islander, from the Isle of Wight to the Northern Isles of Scotland. (1 hour)
- 11:20pm The Black Adder: The Archbishop: Richard Curtis' medieval sitcom. The landscape is littered with dead Archbishops of Canterbury, which inspires Edmund to get his deadliest rival appointed to the job. (45 minutes)
Drama (20)
- 8:00am London's Burning: New. The firefighters of Blue Watch go into action again. The team search desperately for casualties as the fire on the private railway line blazes on. Billy gets some sad news. (1 hour)
- 9:00am Casualty: Eliminate the Negative: Medical drama series. Kirsty is determined to help Simone recover, but finds it difficult. Jordan struggles to change public perception of the ED. (1 hour)
- 12:00pm New Tricks: It's right back to the start of the ever-popular crime drama with British TV's favourite stars. The middle-aged detectives investigate the murder of a policewoman 17 years earlier. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm London's Burning: New. The firefighters of Blue Watch go into action again. The team search desperately for casualties as the fire on the private railway line blazes on. Billy gets some sad news. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm New Tricks: It's right back to the start of the ever-popular crime drama with British TV's favourite stars. The middle-aged detectives investigate the murder of a policewoman 17 years earlier. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Jonathan Creek: The Clue of the Savant's Thumb: Alan Davies returns as the magic tricks expert. Jonathan and paranormal investigator Joey Ross team up when a body vanishes from a locked study. (2 hours)
5 USA (21)
- 1:10pm NCIS: Aliyah: Drama series. Tony faces the consequences of his deadly encounter with Michael Rivkin. The agents fly to Israel to present Tony's case to the head of Mossad. (S6 Ep 25) (55 minutes)
- 7:00pm NCIS: Power Down: US drama following the work of the navy's dedicated federal agency. An armed assault on an internet service provider leaves a female navy officer dead. (S7 Ep 8) (1 hour)
- 8:00pm NCIS: Crime drama series. The team investigates the macabre murder of a marine who was guarding a gifted young girl with access to high level military secrets. (S7 Ep 9) (1 hour)
ITV4 (24)
- 10:00am Minder: Windows: Arthur plans to become a major player in the fitness industry. Terry gets involved with two Italian families when the daughter of one family walks out on her husband. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 5:15pm The Professionals: Cry Wolf: Is Susan Grant crying wolf as the police think she is? Meanwhile, Cowley is asked to find out more about Henry Laughlin. (1 hour)
- 11:20pm 8 Mile: Hard-hitting drama starring Eminem and Kim Basinger, 2002. A rapper, struggling with his life, wants to make it big, but his friends and foes only make his journey harder. (1 hour 5 minutes)
Home (25)
- 9:00am Ground Force: Longney Gloucestershire: Alan Titchmarsh and his trusty cohorts revamp a garden owned by a wheelchair-user with a growing interest in flower arranging. (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Ground Force: Isle of Sheppey: Alan Titchmarsh, Charlie Dimmock and Tommy Walsh in the latest of their garden exploits, as they turn a tiny garden plot into an intricate horticultural tapestry. (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build: Fareham: Inspirational home renovations. Nick Knowles and the dream team renovate a tiny, cramped house for a couple and their growing twin boys. (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Ground Force: Longney Gloucestershire: Alan Titchmarsh and his trusty cohorts revamp a garden owned by a wheelchair-user with a growing interest in flower arranging. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Ground Force: Isle of Sheppey: Alan Titchmarsh, Charlie Dimmock and Tommy Walsh in the latest of their garden exploits, as they turn a tiny garden plot into an intricate horticultural tapestry. (30 minutes)
ITVBe (26)
- 9:00am Be Tasty: Nisha Katona and Samantha Faiers - Korma Wrap: Cookery series. Restaurateur Nisha Katona and TV star Samantha Faiers make a healthier spin on curry with chicken korma wraps. (10 minutes)
- 8:00pm Dinner Date: Dai: Culinary dating series. Today, Dai from Swansea chooses three dates from five menus. After the meals are eaten and the dates are done, who will join him for seconds? (1 hour)
ITV2 +1 (27)
- 8:55am Emmerdale: Tracy is caught out, Ross vents his frustrations, and Aaron shows his commitment. (25 minutes)
- 9:20am Coronation Street: Eileen refuses to take Billy at his word, Johnny puts his children's needs ahead of Jenny's, and Phelan secretly copies Nicola's flat keys. (30 minutes)
- 1:10pm Emmerdale: Tracy is caught out, Ross vents his frustrations, and Aaron shows his commitment. (35 minutes)
- 1:45pm Coronation Street: Eileen refuses to take Billy at his word, Johnny puts his children's needs ahead of Jenny's, and Phelan secretly copies Nicola's flat keys. (30 minutes)
- 11:50pm Family Guy: Petarded: Animated comedy series about family life. Lois lets Peter win at Trivial Pursuit at a game night among friends, causing him to gloat and think that he is a genius. (25 minutes)
E4 (28)
- 4:15am The Goldbergs: Brand new series - Parents Just Don't Understand: Adam and Barry write a song but don't get the reaction they were expecting from Murray. Beverly repeatedly calls Erica at college. (S5 Ep9) (25 minutes)
- 4:40am How I Met Your Mother: Dowisetrepla: Lily and Marshall tire of Ted's intrusion on their personal space and begin to look for a new flat. Marshall loves the first flat he sees, but Lily can't afford to live there. (20 minutes)
- 6:00am Hollyoaks: Jesse has a decision to make, and Adam gets the wrong end of the stick about his father. Jack receives some life-threatening news, while Darren turns to Mandy when he's struggling. (30 minutes)
- 6:30am Hollyoaks: Jesse prepares for his drugs trial and Goldie wants him back. Diane and Cindy clash over their kids, while Darcy steps up her money plan. (30 minutes)
- 7:00am Coach Trip: Road to Tenerife: Brand new series: In Lanzarote, the tourists go parasailing. The afternoon activity is a drag class, allowing the group's more masculine members to embrace their feminine side. (Ep33, 40) (30 minutes)
- 7:30am How I Met Your Mother: Spoiler Alert: Ted is delighted when he meets - in his view - the perfect girl, but his happiness fades when his friends point out her flaw. The gang decide to reveal each other's faults. (30 minutes)
- 10:00am How I Met Your Mother: Slapsgiving: Lily is in a flap as Thanksgiving approaches. It will be her first as Marshall's wife and the gang are planning to spend the holiday together. (30 minutes)
- 10:30am How I Met Your Mother: The Platinum Rule: Ted's friends discourage him from going on a date with his attractive tattoo-removal doctor, despite his enthusiasm for the idea. (30 minutes)
- 11:00am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Paranoia: Jeffords disapproves of Diaz's fast-moving relationship with Pimento, who has started to believe that someone from his past is trying to kill him. (S3 Ep20, 23) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Maximum Security: Santiago goes undercover at a women's prison and befriends one of the inmates. Holt and the team plan a fake funeral to catch a hitman. (S3 Ep21, 23) (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm The Goldbergs: 12 Tapes for a Penny: Adam joins a mail-order music club hoping to assemble a huge cassette tape collection. Barry realises Lainey's father doesn't like him. (S3 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm The Goldbergs: Magic Is Real: Adam tries to use his new magic act to attract girls at school but he's thwarted when Beverly insists on taking to the stage as his assistant. (S3 Ep19, 24) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Euclid Alternative: When Leonard can't drive Sheldon to and from work, the friends stage an intervention to overcome Sheldon's fear of getting behind the wheel. (S2 Ep5, 23) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem: Sheldon's friends are mystified when a younger student is attracted to him, but her intense devotion soon becomes too much to bear. (S2 Ep6, 23) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Mr Santiago: Peralta goes to extremes to impress Santiago's dad at Thanksgiving dinner. Holt helps Pimento deal with no longer being able to work for the NYPD. (S4 Ep7, 22) (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Skyfire Cycle: When a famous author receives death threats, Peralta and Jeffords take the case so that Jeffords can meet his lifelong hero. (S4 Ep8, 22) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm The Goldbergs: Crazy Calls: After getting telephone answering machines, Murray and Pop-Pop wage a message war on one another. Adam finds a lunchtime home with the school computer room crowd. (S4 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Goldbergs: Stefan King: Adam gets in trouble with Beverly for portraying her as a monster in a horror story, and Erica forces Barry to attend a Halloween costume dance with her. (S4 Ep5, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Maternal Capacitance: A disastrous visit from Leonard's mother Beverly has the unexpected side-effect of bringing Leonard and Penny closer together. (S2 Ep15, 23) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Cushion Saturation: A game of paintball leads to a squabble when Penny accidentally shoots paint at one of Sheldon's cushions. Romance blossoms between Howard and Leslie. (S2 Ep16, 23) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Hollyoaks: Mandy finds information about Darren's past that infuriates her, while Leela's drinking to numb the pain goes too far. Adam and Glenn try to build bridges. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm New: Coach Trip: Road to Tenerife: Brand new series: In Lanzarote, the tourists have a chocolate massage session before revving their engines on a dune buggy ride. But who will stall at the vote? (Ep34, 40) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm New: The Big Bang Theory: Brand new series - The Matrimonial Metric: Sheldon and Amy secretly test their friends to see who is the most qualified to act as best man and maid of honour at their wedding. (S11 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm New: Young Sheldon: Brand new series - Pilot: US comedy prequel to The Big Bang Theory about gifted but eccentric nine-year-old Sheldon Cooper, who doesn't find it easy growing up in East Texas. (S1 Ep1, 22) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: Celebs Go Dating: Brand new series: The agents meet Mike for crisis talks. Ollie goes skiing with Dr Jason. One of the celebs leaves the agency. Gemma's Parisian date with Laurence is dramatic. (S4 Ep15, 20) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm The Inbetweeners: Will's Dilemma: Simon and his new girlfriend Tara double date with Will and Tara's friend Kerry, but Will wonders if it's worth spending time with a girl he considers boring. (S3 Ep3, 6) (35 minutes)
- 10:35pm The Inbetweeners: The Trip to Warwick: Simon and his new girlfriend Tara are going on a trip to visit her sister at university, but the other boys decide to invite themselves along. (S3 Ep4, 6) (35 minutes)
- 11:10pm The Big Bang Theory: The Table Polarization: Leonard buys a dining table for the flat, but Sheldon objects to such a big change inside his home. Howard gets the chance to return to space. (S7 Ep16, 24) (25 minutes)
- 11:35pm The Big Bang Theory: The Friendship Turbulence: In an attempt to improve their strained friendship, Howard invites Sheldon to visit Nasa with him. Penny is upset when her car breaks down. (S7 Ep17, 24) (30 minutes)
E4+1 (29)
- 12:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Convention Conundrum: After the guys miss out on Comic-Con tickets, Sheldon decides to hold his own comic book convention. The girls take tea at an upmarket hotel. (S7 Ep14, 24) (30 minutes)
- 12:35am The Big Bang Theory: The Locomotive Manipulation: Love is in the air when Amy manages to convince Sheldon to join her for a romantic train trip to Napa Valley to celebrate Valentine's Day. (S7 Ep15, 24) (30 minutes)
- 1:05am First Dates: Dad-of-two Graeme, who's 33 and six foot five, is on his first date since he sadly lost his wife. Rock fan Anthony, who's 64, meets retired nurse and amateur magician Barbara. (S8 Ep11) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 2:10am Celebs Go Dating: Brand new series: Gemma consults the stars. Sam turns to his sister for advice. Jade and London's double date has disastrous consequences. Seb's date with Jess ends awkwardly. (S4 Ep14, 20) (1 hour)
- 5:15am The Goldbergs: Brand new series - Parents Just Don't Understand: Adam and Barry write a song but don't get the reaction they were expecting from Murray. Beverly repeatedly calls Erica at college. (S5 Ep9) (25 minutes)
- 5:40am How I Met Your Mother: Dowisetrepla: Lily and Marshall tire of Ted's intrusion on their personal space and begin to look for a new flat. Marshall loves the first flat he sees, but Lily can't afford to live there. (20 minutes)
- 7:00am Hollyoaks: Jesse has a decision to make, and Adam gets the wrong end of the stick about his father. Jack receives some life-threatening news, while Darren turns to Mandy when he's struggling. (30 minutes)
- 7:30am Hollyoaks: Jesse prepares for his drugs trial and Goldie wants him back. Diane and Cindy clash over their kids, while Darcy steps up her money plan. (30 minutes)
- 8:00am Coach Trip: Road to Tenerife: Brand new series: In Lanzarote, the tourists go parasailing. The afternoon activity is a drag class, allowing the group's more masculine members to embrace their feminine side. (Ep33, 40) (30 minutes)
- 8:30am How I Met Your Mother: Spoiler Alert: Ted is delighted when he meets - in his view - the perfect girl, but his happiness fades when his friends point out her flaw. The gang decide to reveal each other's faults. (30 minutes)
- 11:00am How I Met Your Mother: Slapsgiving: Lily is in a flap as Thanksgiving approaches. It will be her first as Marshall's wife and the gang are planning to spend the holiday together. (30 minutes)
- 11:30am How I Met Your Mother: The Platinum Rule: Ted's friends discourage him from going on a date with his attractive tattoo-removal doctor, despite his enthusiasm for the idea. (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Paranoia: Jeffords disapproves of Diaz's fast-moving relationship with Pimento, who has started to believe that someone from his past is trying to kill him. (S3 Ep20, 23) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Maximum Security: Santiago goes undercover at a women's prison and befriends one of the inmates. Holt and the team plan a fake funeral to catch a hitman. (S3 Ep21, 23) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm The Goldbergs: 12 Tapes for a Penny: Adam joins a mail-order music club hoping to assemble a huge cassette tape collection. Barry realises Lainey's father doesn't like him. (S3 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm The Goldbergs: Magic Is Real: Adam tries to use his new magic act to attract girls at school but he's thwarted when Beverly insists on taking to the stage as his assistant. (S3 Ep19, 24) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Euclid Alternative: When Leonard can't drive Sheldon to and from work, the friends stage an intervention to overcome Sheldon's fear of getting behind the wheel. (S2 Ep5, 23) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem: Sheldon's friends are mystified when a younger student is attracted to him, but her intense devotion soon becomes too much to bear. (S2 Ep6, 23) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Mr Santiago: Peralta goes to extremes to impress Santiago's dad at Thanksgiving dinner. Holt helps Pimento deal with no longer being able to work for the NYPD. (S4 Ep7, 22) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Skyfire Cycle: When a famous author receives death threats, Peralta and Jeffords take the case so that Jeffords can meet his lifelong hero. (S4 Ep8, 22) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Goldbergs: Crazy Calls: After getting telephone answering machines, Murray and Pop-Pop wage a message war on one another. Adam finds a lunchtime home with the school computer room crowd. (S4 Ep4, 24) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Goldbergs: Stefan King: Adam gets in trouble with Beverly for portraying her as a monster in a horror story, and Erica forces Barry to attend a Halloween costume dance with her. (S4 Ep5, 24) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Maternal Capacitance: A disastrous visit from Leonard's mother Beverly has the unexpected side-effect of bringing Leonard and Penny closer together. (S2 Ep15, 23) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Cushion Saturation: A game of paintball leads to a squabble when Penny accidentally shoots paint at one of Sheldon's cushions. Romance blossoms between Howard and Leslie. (S2 Ep16, 23) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Hollyoaks: Mandy finds information about Darren's past that infuriates her, while Leela's drinking to numb the pain goes too far. Adam and Glenn try to build bridges. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm New: Coach Trip: Road to Tenerife: Brand new series: In Lanzarote, the tourists have a chocolate massage session before revving their engines on a dune buggy ride. But who will stall at the vote? (Ep34, 40) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm New: The Big Bang Theory: Brand new series - The Matrimonial Metric: Sheldon and Amy secretly test their friends to see who is the most qualified to act as best man and maid of honour at their wedding. (S11 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm New: Young Sheldon: Brand new series - Pilot: US comedy prequel to The Big Bang Theory about gifted but eccentric nine-year-old Sheldon Cooper, who doesn't find it easy growing up in East Texas. (S1 Ep1, 22) (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm New: Celebs Go Dating: Brand new series: The agents meet Mike for crisis talks. Ollie goes skiing with Dr Jason. One of the celebs leaves the agency. Gemma's Parisian date with Laurence is dramatic. (S4 Ep15, 20) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm The Inbetweeners: Will's Dilemma: Simon and his new girlfriend Tara double date with Will and Tara's friend Kerry, but Will wonders if it's worth spending time with a girl he considers boring. (S3 Ep3, 6) (35 minutes)
- 11:35pm The Inbetweeners: The Trip to Warwick: Simon and his new girlfriend Tara are going on a trip to visit her sister at university, but the other boys decide to invite themselves along. (S3 Ep4, 6) (35 minutes)
5STAR (30)
- 3:00pm Neighbours: A surprise health and safety inspection goes badly for Paul and Amy. Mishti discovers why Rafael has come to Erinsborough. Sheila's date with Clive gets off to a bad start. (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm Home and Away: Ash breaks into Robbo's car. Olivia tells Axel that their relationship must be strictly professional from now on. Quinn is determined to leave despite Ryder's night terrors. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Neighbours: A surprise health and safety inspection goes badly for Paul and Amy. Mishti discovers why Rafael has come to Erinsborough. Sheila's date with Clive gets off to a bad start. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Home and Away: Will Quinn agree to let Ryder stay with Alf and Roo? Ash shows Kat what he has found, but Robbo is onto him. Coco is back and has some explaining to do. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Expendables 3: Star-studded action sequel starring Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham. One of the original Expendables re-surfaces as an arms dealer. (2014) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 10:10pm The Expendables 3: Star-studded action sequel starring Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham. One of the original Expendables re-surfaces as an arms dealer. (2014) (1 hour 20 minutes)
ITV +1 (33)
- 3:00pm New: James Martin's American Adventure: Fort Worth: Welcome to Cowtown! James continues his American Adventure with a full-on cowboy onslaught around Fort Worth that includes cattle roping and line dancing. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Emmerdale: Aaron is upset, Tracy makes a confession, and Charity is struck with jealousy. (1 hour)
- 9:30pm Coronation Street: Phelan finds Seb hiding out at Nicola's flat, a horrified Sarah spots Lee on Rosamund Street, and Johnny begins to question his move to Spain. (30 minutes)
ITV3+1 (34)
- 12:00am Law & Order: UK: Tremors: When a person is found dead in the cells, Sam becomes the main suspect, leaving Ronnie and Wes facing a race against time for them to get their hands on the real culprit. (5 minutes)
- 6:55pm Heartbeat: Caught in the Headlights: Gina's brush with the upper classes leaves her wondering if she has been taken for a fool and Vernon lets David experience a rock 'n' roll lifestyle. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:00pm Murder, She Wrote: Murder: According to Maggie: Murder mystery series. A show's cancellation coincides with a network executive's murder. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Unforgotten: Six-part crime drama that links four seemingly unconnected suspects. When a skeleton is unearthed, a car key found near the body is the only clue to the identity of the victim. (1 hour)
Channel 5+1 (44)
- 4:10am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Observational documentary series. Cases include a nasty burn caused by a pet cat, an uplifting story of cancer survival and an illness contracted abroad. (S5 Ep 29) (50 minutes)
- 12:15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. A carer who looks after her 100-year old mother with advanced dementia 24, 7, and a depressed young single mum and victim of violence consult the doctors. (S3 Ep 35) (55 minutes)
- 2:15pm Home and Away: Ash breaks into Robbo's car. Olivia tells Axel that their relationship must be strictly professional from now on. Quinn is determined to leave despite Ryder's night terrors. (30 minutes)
- 2:45pm Neighbours: A surprise health and safety inspection goes badly for Paul and Amy. Mishti discovers why Rafael has come to Erinsborough. Sheila's date with Clive gets off to a bad start. (30 minutes)
- 3:15pm NCIS: Conspiracy To Murder : Last Man Standing: US crime drama series. The murder of a petty officer uncovers an internal plot to sell highly classified military information. (S6 Ep 1) (1 hour)
- 6:30pm Neighbours: A surprise health and safety inspection goes badly for Paul and Amy. Mishti discovers why Rafael has come to Erinsborough. Sheila's date with Clive gets off to a bad start. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Home and Away: Ash breaks into Robbo's car. Olivia tells Axel that their relationship must be strictly professional from now on. Quinn is determined to leave despite Ryder's night terrors. (30 minutes)
Film4+1 (45)
- 5:50pm Carry on Jack: (1963) Comedy with Bernard Cribbins, Juliet Mills and Kenneth Williams. A 19th-century naval ship's voyage is complicated by cross-dressing, mutiny and clashes with the Spanish and pirates. (1 hour 50 minutes)
- 7:40pm The Secret Life of Bees: (2008) Phenomenal: Drama set amid the violent struggle for civil rights in 1960s America. Starring Dakota Fanning, Queen Latifah, Sophie Okenedo and Jennifer Hudson. Offensive language. (2 hours 10 minutes)
- 10:00pm Lone Survivor: (2013) Action-drama. Mark Wahlberg, Taylor Kitsch, Emile Hirsch and Ben Foster star as soldiers on a doomed mission to kill a Taliban leader in Afghanistan. Gory violence, strong language. (2 hours 20 minutes)
Challenge (46)
- 7:00am Wheel Of Fortune: Classic word puzzle game show in which contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (S8, ep 3) (30 minutes)
- 7:30am Wheel Of Fortune: Classic word puzzle game show in which contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (S8, ep 4) (30 minutes)
- 10:00am Family Fortunes: Two families play against each other in the big money survey-based gameshow presented by Les Dennis. (30 minutes)
- 10:30am Family Fortunes: Two families play against each other in the big money survey-based gameshow presented by Les Dennis. (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm Wheel Of Fortune: Classic word puzzle game show in which contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (S8, ep 5) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm Wheel Of Fortune: Classic word puzzle game show in which contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (S8, ep 6) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm Family Fortunes: Two families play against each other in the big money survey-based gameshow presented by Les Dennis. (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm Family Fortunes: Two families play against each other in the big money survey-based gameshow presented by Les Dennis. (30 minutes)
4seven (47)
- 8:00pm The Supervet: Tina and her boisterous sons bring in a springer spaniel puppy with a badly deformed hind leg requiring complicated surgery. And a cocker spaniel has cancer. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Ted 2: (2012) Adult comedy sequel. Ted, the toy bear who came to life, faces a legal challenge to his marriage. With Mark Wahlberg, Amanda Seyfried and Jessica Barth. Strong language, sex, drugs. (2 hours 15 minutes)
My5 (54)
- 9:10am Neighbours: Susan worries when Izzy says she might stay in Erinsborough permanently. Ben gets a surprise present. Steph's visa to visit Fiji is revoked. Rafael learns that David is Paul's son. (25 minutes)
- 9:35am Home and Away: Justin and Willow have different attitudes to sex. Irene overhears an intimate conversation between Olivia and Axel. Tori catches Ash snooping around Kat and Robbo's apartment. (25 minutes)
- 10:00am Inside Windsor Castle : Events from the devastating fire of 1992, as well as the Queen's 90th birthday in 2016, a year in which she invited the Obamas to visit her 'favourite home'. (S1 Ep 1) (1 hour)
- 11:00am Inside Windsor Castle : Documentary series. Windsor was the safe haven that kept Elizabeth and Margaret safe during the war, and where Elizabeth fell in love with Prince Philip. (S1 Ep 2) (1 hour)
- 1:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Observational documentary series. Cancer comes under the spotlight as GPs deal with patients who have beaten cancer and patients with cancer fears. (S5 Ep 9) (1 hour)
- 6:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Observational documentary series. Couples visit the GPs together this week. David's wife is worried that he may have dementia, but he thinks she is being over-dramatic. (S5 Ep 11) (1 hour)
- 7:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Dr Lee checks over Kerry, who was knocked off her bike, and discovers something that was missed by the A + E surgeons - Kerry has a broken collarbone. (S5 Ep 12) (1 hour)
5USA+1 (56)
- 2:10pm NCIS: Aliyah: Drama series. Tony faces the consequences of his deadly encounter with Michael Rivkin. The agents fly to Israel to present Tony's case to the head of Mossad. (S6 Ep 25) (55 minutes)
- 8:00pm NCIS: Power Down: US drama following the work of the navy's dedicated federal agency. An armed assault on an internet service provider leaves a female navy officer dead. (S7 Ep 8) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm NCIS: Crime drama series. The team investigates the macabre murder of a marine who was guarding a gifted young girl with access to high level military secrets. (S7 Ep 9) (1 hour)
Dave ja vu (79)
- 4:35am Yianni: Supercar Customiser: Wolf in Sheep's Clothing: New. Jamie has travelled 900 miles to get his motor wrapped by custom car king Yianni, who has just four days to get this souped-up supercar decked out. (25 minutes)
- 2:00pm Top Gear: A good drive spoiled? Jeremy, Richard and James find out if you can go motor racing for less than it costs to play golf. Rock icon Slash is let loose in a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Top Gear: The not-so-latest motoring news and views. James May checks out the hydrogen-powered Honda Clarity in California, Jeremy tests the battery-powered Tesla and Tom Jones guests. (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Top Gear: Motoring with the motormouths, who ponder how to make the humble police car more cost effective. The Reasonably Priced Car welcomes Alan Carr - no relation - and Justin Lee Collins. (1 hour)
- 7:00pm Top Gear: The humble motoring show that's now a worldwide hit. It's boat vs car as Jeremy Clarkson and James May vie for bragging rights in a tense race up the stunning New Zealand coast. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Red Dwarf III: Backwards: Off-the-wall space comedy with the huge fanbase. The hapless Kryten accidentally pilots the ship through a time hole and on to an alternate 20th century Earth. (40 minutes)
- 10:40pm Red Dwarf III: The Last Day: The sitcom set on a dysfunctional spaceship. Kryten discovers that his in-built expiry date gives him less than 24 hours to live, so the perfect send-off is called for. (40 minutes)
- 11:20pm Red Dwarf IV: Camille: Robert Llewellyn stars in a great episode of the classic space comedy. Kryten experiences love at first byte when he rescues a female mechanoid from a crashed vessel. (35 minutes)
BBC ONE HD (101)
- 1:45pm Doctors: Sophie's Choice: Rob helps Karen deal with the infestation. Ayesha and Valerie make a decision. Emma meets a handsome man at a neighbourhood meeting. (30 minutes)
- 2:15pm The Coroner: 9, 10. Pieces of Eight: Crime drama. Lighthaven's Pirate Festival provides the perfect cover for a robbery. Jane tries to discover why a faceless man has washed up on the beach. (45 minutes)
- 3:00pm Escape to the Country: Hampshire: Jonnie Irwin is on a multi-generational property mission to help a mother and son from London find rural harmony in the Hampshire countryside. (45 minutes)
- 3:45pm Get Away for Winter: 9, 15. Cadiz, Spain: Couples and friends search for perfect rental properties abroad. Norman and Sally have their heart set on renting a property in their dream location of Cadiz. (45 minutes)
- 7:30pm EastEnders: Donna is shocked when she realises what Vincent has done. Shirley makes a worrying discovery. Bernadette is forced to come clean to her family. Mick returns to the Vic. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Death in Paradise: 8, 8. When the lead guitarist of a popular reggae band is murdered, Jack and his team must crack a cold case that has haunted the commissioner for years. (1 hour)
BBC TWO HD (102)
- 9:15am Animal Park Summer Special: 4, 10. A specialist wildlife cameraman from the BBC's Planet Earth series arrives at the park attempting to film Longleat's cheetahs. (45 minutes)
- 11:00am Bargain Hunt: Anglesey: Experts Anita Manning and Jonathan Pratt guide the teams in scenic north Wales, and presenter Tim Wonnacott explores the history of Eastnor Castle in Herefordshire. (1 hour)
- 6:30pm Great British Railway Journeys: 4, 15. Darlington to Dunbar: Michael Portillo continues his journey from London to Edinburgh at a leisurely pace up the East Coast Main Line, testing a state-of-the-art train on the way. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Girls on the Edge: Following three families whose daughters have been sectioned under the Mental Health Act to protect them from harming themselves, told in their own words with raw honesty. (1 hour)
- 11:15pm Dragons' Den: 14, 14. An entrepreneur from Aberdeen hopes his Scottish-inspired gin is to the Dragons' taste. Will his tipple be the perfect tonic and land him a life-changing investment? (1 hour)
ITV HD (103)
- 2:00pm New: James Martin's American Adventure: Fort Worth: Welcome to Cowtown! James continues his American Adventure with a full-on cowboy onslaught around Fort Worth that includes cattle roping and line dancing. (1 hour)
- 7:00pm Emmerdale: Aaron is upset, Tracy makes a confession, and Charity is struck with jealousy. (1 hour)
- 8:30pm Coronation Street: Phelan finds Seb hiding out at Nicola's flat, a horrified Sarah spots Lee on Rosamund Street, and Johnny begins to question his move to Spain. (30 minutes)
Channel 4 HD (104)
- 6:45am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Dick's First Birthday: When Dick realises that, in human terms, he is considered to be past his prime, he tries to look younger by dyeing his hair black and wearing unsuitable clothes. (25 minutes)
- 7:10am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Dick Is from Mars, Sally Is from Venus: Dick gives Tommy an assignment to explore the nature of high school. On a quest to find out about sex, Sally goes on a date with a man called Brad. (25 minutes)
- 7:35am Everybody Loves Raymond: The Tenth Anniversary: When Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with the Super Bowl, he has to go to extreme lengths to make it up to her. (25 minutes)
- 8:00am Everybody Loves Raymond: Hackidu: Ray shows an interest in Ally's 'Hackidu' trading card hobby but inadvertently gives away her favourite 'Scramisaur' card. (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Frasier: The Harassed: Tension mounts when Frasier is forced to share his studio and airtime with the station's new finance reporter, an arrogant ex-stock market analyst. (30 minutes)
- 9:00am Frasier: Lilith Needs a Favor: Lilith pays an unexpected visit to Seattle and tells Frasier that she would like another child through artificial insemination. (35 minutes)
- 9:35am Frasier: Daphne Does Dinner: Niles plans a very special dinner party to mark the purchase of a new painting he's bought for Daphne. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Simpsons: The Spy Who Learned Me: While he is at home on sick leave, Homer learns how to become a better husband with the help of dashing spy movie crime fighter Stradivarius Cain. (S23 Ep20, 22) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Hollyoaks: It's the launch of the new restaurant, and Ella and Leah sneak off to have some fun of their own in the abandoned Hollyoaks High, but things could end badly. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm George Clarke's Amazing Spaces: George meets two artists in Gloucestershire converting a library van into a mobile home and studio. He also visits a wartime bunker being made into a secret underground office. (S7 Ep7, 8) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Married at First Sight: With Richard and Harriet about to exchange their wedding vows, newlyweds Benjamin and Stephanie are already on honeymoon in Mallorca - and starting to get a little closer. (S3 Ep2, 4) (1 hour)
- 11:05pm 24 Hours in Police Custody: This new episode has unprecedented access to a major investigation into an allegation of police corruption, as detectives track down, arrest and then charge a fellow officer. (S6 Ep1) (1 hour)
Channel 5 HD (105)
- 11:15am GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. A carer who looks after her 100-year old mother with advanced dementia 24, 7, and a depressed young single mum and victim of violence consult the doctors. (S3 Ep 35) (55 minutes)
- 1:15pm Home and Away: Ash breaks into Robbo's car. Olivia tells Axel that their relationship must be strictly professional from now on. Quinn is determined to leave despite Ryder's night terrors. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Neighbours: A surprise health and safety inspection goes badly for Paul and Amy. Mishti discovers why Rafael has come to Erinsborough. Sheila's date with Clive gets off to a bad start. (30 minutes)
- 2:15pm NCIS: Conspiracy To Murder : Last Man Standing: US crime drama series. The murder of a petty officer uncovers an internal plot to sell highly classified military information. (S6 Ep 1) (1 hour)
- 5:30pm Neighbours: A surprise health and safety inspection goes badly for Paul and Amy. Mishti discovers why Rafael has come to Erinsborough. Sheila's date with Clive gets off to a bad start. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Home and Away: Ash breaks into Robbo's car. Olivia tells Axel that their relationship must be strictly professional from now on. Quinn is determined to leave despite Ryder's night terrors. (30 minutes)
- 11:05pm The Dog Rescuers With Alan Davies : ...With Alan Davies. Documentary series. Inspector Sarah has her hands full when she enters one of the largest multi-dog households she's ever seen. (S6 Ep 1) (55 minutes)
Channel 4+1 HD (109)
- 7:45am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Dick's First Birthday: When Dick realises that, in human terms, he is considered to be past his prime, he tries to look younger by dyeing his hair black and wearing unsuitable clothes. (25 minutes)
- 8:10am 3rd Rock from the Sun: Dick Is from Mars, Sally Is from Venus: Dick gives Tommy an assignment to explore the nature of high school. On a quest to find out about sex, Sally goes on a date with a man called Brad. (25 minutes)
- 8:35am Everybody Loves Raymond: The Tenth Anniversary: When Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with the Super Bowl, he has to go to extreme lengths to make it up to her. (25 minutes)
- 9:00am Everybody Loves Raymond: Hackidu: Ray shows an interest in Ally's 'Hackidu' trading card hobby but inadvertently gives away her favourite 'Scramisaur' card. (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Frasier: The Harassed: Tension mounts when Frasier is forced to share his studio and airtime with the station's new finance reporter, an arrogant ex-stock market analyst. (30 minutes)
- 10:00am Frasier: Lilith Needs a Favor: Lilith pays an unexpected visit to Seattle and tells Frasier that she would like another child through artificial insemination. (35 minutes)
- 10:35am Frasier: Daphne Does Dinner: Niles plans a very special dinner party to mark the purchase of a new painting he's bought for Daphne. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Simpsons: The Spy Who Learned Me: While he is at home on sick leave, Homer learns how to become a better husband with the help of dashing spy movie crime fighter Stradivarius Cain. (S23 Ep20, 22) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Hollyoaks: It's the launch of the new restaurant, and Ella and Leah sneak off to have some fun of their own in the abandoned Hollyoaks High, but things could end badly. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm George Clarke's Amazing Spaces: George meets two artists in Gloucestershire converting a library van into a mobile home and studio. He also visits a wartime bunker being made into a secret underground office. (S7 Ep7, 8) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Married at First Sight: With Richard and Harriet about to exchange their wedding vows, newlyweds Benjamin and Stephanie are already on honeymoon in Mallorca - and starting to get a little closer. (S3 Ep2, 4) (1 hour)
4seven HD (110)
- 8:00pm The Supervet: Tina and her boisterous sons bring in a springer spaniel puppy with a badly deformed hind leg requiring complicated surgery. And a cocker spaniel has cancer. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Ted 2: (2012) Adult comedy sequel. Ted, the toy bear who came to life, faces a legal challenge to his marriage. With Mark Wahlberg, Amanda Seyfried and Jessica Barth. Strong language, sex, drugs. (2 hours 15 minutes)
CBBC (201)
- 7:05am Strange Hill High: 7, 13. Mitchell Who?: Mitchell erases himself from history after deleting his school record. At first his anonymity is fun, but he soon starts to disappear entirely. Also in HD. (20 minutes)
- 10:50am Wolfblood: 8, 13. Desperate Measures: Fantasy drama following teenagers with secret lives as wolfbloods. Jana is after Shannon's computer, and Maddy must decide where her best interests lie. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 11:20am Nowhere Boys: 9, 13. Drama series. The boys return to the Bremin Ranges, hoping to replicate the conditions of their first excursion in a bid to return home. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 12:00pm The Worst Witch: 8, 13. Maud's Big Mistake: Drama series. Maud's panic about parent's evening pushes her to use a forgetting powder. Meanwhile, Mildred wonders if her mum is a witch after all. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 2:45pm The Worst Witch: 8, 13. Maud's Big Mistake: Drama series. Maud's panic about parent's evening pushes her to use a forgetting powder. Meanwhile Mildred wonders if her mum is a witch after all. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 3:40pm Danger Mouse: The Scare Mouse Project: Animated series. Danger Mouse learns the meaning of fear when he meets a hair-raisingly spooky villain. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:00pm Horrible Histories Crafty Cleopatra...: ...Special. 7, 15. Historical sketch show. Egyptian Queen Cleopatra clashes with her brother, seizes power and hooks up with great Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Mark Antony. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 8:00pm Jamie Johnson: 5, 10. The No-Boggy: Drama series. It's Sports Personality of the Year time at Kingsmount Academy. Boggy's date with online buddy Nancy doesn't go as planned. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
CBeebies (202)
- 6:40am Dinopaws: The Thing That Was Almost Tony: Animation about three young dinosaurs exploring their world. Tony makes a new friend, and Gwen and Bob feel left out. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:15am Bing: Surprise Machine: Children's animation. Bing and Sula have a penny each for the surprise machine in Padget's shop. Sula gets the item she wants, but Bing does not. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:25am Bing: Dizzy: Children's animation. When Bing wants to get dizzy on the roundabout, Pando pushes him. Bing quickly learns that a little dizzy is fun but too much dizzy is no fun at all. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:50am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Hero Rabbit: Animated series. Benjamin gets more than he bargained for when a band of desperate mice mistake him for a hero. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 8:30am Sarah & Duck: Arcade Dance Off: Stumbling across an arcade, Sarah takes on a dancing challenge with John. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 9:00am Everything's Rosie: Somewhere Under the Rainbow: Rosie lives in a playhouse with her friends. Holly tells Will and Raggles there's treasure at the end of the rainbow, so they set off to find it! Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 9:25am Bing: Tree: Children's animation. Bing wants to dig the biggest hole and gets upset when Pando accidentally fills it in. It takes Flop to show them how they can work together. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 9:35am Twirlywoos: 8, 25. More About Coming and Going: The Twirlywoos are watching a man flying his model aeroplane. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 11:30am Andy's Baby Animals: 19, 20. Exploring: Preschool wildlife series. Andy Day looks at how young animals explore. Leopard cubs visit the river bank with mum, and tiny goby fish swim up a waterfall. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 12:45pm Melody: 19, 20. New Bell: Mixed-media music show. Mum and Melody meet some bell ringers. Melody asks mum for some music about a bell, so Mum gives her Liberty Bell by John Philip Sousa. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 1:20pm Bing: Tree: Children's animation. Bing wants to dig the biggest hole and gets upset when Pando accidentally fills it in. It takes Flop to show them how they can work together. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 1:35pm Twirlywoos: 8, 25. More About Coming and Going: The Twirlywoos are watching a man flying his model aeroplane. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 2:10pm Timmy Time: 13, 26. Timmy's Plane: Animated adventures of a lamb at nursery school. Finlay makes a fantastic paper plane and Timmy tries to copy him, but his versions won't fly as well. (10 minutes)
- 2:20pm Olobob Top: Lemon Tree: Preschool animated series. The Leafs think Lemon's antlers are a tree and won't leave her alone, so the Olobobs create Treewheeler to take the Leafs on a rocket ride. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 3:15pm Andy's Baby Animals: 19, 20. Exploring: Preschool wildlife series. Andy Day looks at how young animals explore. Leopard cubs visit the river bank with mum, and tiny goby fish swim up a waterfall. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 4:45pm Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Falling Rock: Animated series. Peter and his friends realise that a hibernating Mrs Tiggy-Winkle is in the path of a landslide! Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:00pm Footy Pups: 1, 30. Roll Outs: International footballer Rachel Yankey and her team learn how to roll out the ball. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:15pm Sarah & Duck: 36, 41. Bread Bike: Animation. When Bread Man needs help, Sarah and Duck come to the rescue with their tandem bike! Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 5:45pm Pablo: Talked Out: Animated preschool series. Pablo doesn't want to talk, but Draff finds it difficult not to. Together, Pablo and his friends find ways of playing without words. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 6:00pm Clangers: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. 29, 52. The Ball: Stop-motion animation. Tiny and Small find a strange silver ball. When it bounces it glows and rings. It bounces into Mother's garden. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 6:10pm The Adventures of Abney & Teal: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Bop's Babies: Animated adventures. It looks like Bop has had little babies! Abney and Teal find out just how much trouble babies can be. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
CITV (203)
- 6:55am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry on TV: When the makers of Kidswap come to town, Henry thinks the idea of swapping parents is a great one - but he soon learns how wrong he is. (10 minutes)
- 7:05am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry's House Party: Great Aunt Greta comes to look after the boys, so naturally Henry takes advantage of the situation. (14 minutes)
- 7:50am Marvel's Avengers: Ultron Revolution: The Conqueror: The Avengers try to stop AIM from stealing high-tech weapons from the future, but attract the attention of a 30th-century warlord. (25 minutes)
- 5:00pm Spy School: Operation Nasty Network: When evil genius Goldfist takes over the world's internet, the Spy School cadets must hurry to the London Eye to try to stop him before it's too late. (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Thunderbirds Are Go: Undercover: Reboot of the classic adventure series. An undercover sting operation involving Lady Penelope, Kayo and a heavily disguised Parker gets blown prematurely by the GDF. (30 minutes)
CBBC HD (204)
- 7:05am Strange Hill High: 7, 13. Mitchell Who?: Animated series. Mitchell erases himself from history after deleting his school record. At first his anonymity is fun, but he soon starts to disappear entirely. (20 minutes)
- 10:50am Wolfblood: 8, 13. Desperate Measures: Fantasy drama following teenagers with secret lives as wolfbloods. Jana is after Shannon's computer, and Maddy must decide where her best interests lie. (30 minutes)
- 11:20am Nowhere Boys: 9, 13. Drama series. The boys return to the Bremin Ranges, hoping to replicate the conditions of their first excursion in a bid to return home. (25 minutes)
- 12:00pm The Worst Witch: 8, 13. Maud's Big Mistake: Drama series. Maud's panic about parent's evening pushes her to use a forgetting powder. Meanwhile, Mildred wonders if her mum is a witch after all. (30 minutes)
- 2:45pm The Worst Witch: 8, 13. Maud's Big Mistake: Drama series. Maud's panic about parent's evening pushes her to use a forgetting powder. Meanwhile Mildred wonders if her mum is a witch after all. (30 minutes)
- 3:40pm Danger Mouse: The Scare Mouse Project: Animated series. Danger Mouse learns the meaning of fear when he meets a hair-raisingly spooky villain. (10 minutes)
- 7:00pm Horrible Histories Crafty Cleopatra...: ...Special. 7, 15. Historical sketch show. Egyptian Queen Cleopatra clashes with her brother, seizes power and hooks up with great Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Mark Antony. (25 minutes)
- 8:00pm Jamie Johnson: 5, 10. The No-Boggy: Drama series. It's Sports Personality of the Year time at Kingsmount Academy. Boggy's date with online buddy Nancy doesn't go as planned. (30 minutes)
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