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Thursday 16th August
BBC ONE Lon (1)
- 10:00am Homes Under the Hammer: A house in Guildford, a Grade II-listed house in Torquay and a mid-terrace house in Barry, Wales are all sold under the hammer. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 12:15pm Bargain Hunt: 27, 32. York and Wetherby: Eric Knowles leads proceedings from Wetherby Racecourse, where experts Nick Hall and Jonathan Pratt are on hand to help the reds and blues. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 1:45pm Red Rock: 23, 37. Soap opera based around a busy Dublin Garda station. Dunne needs to damage Aoife's credibility. Can Patricia stomach an illicit solution for her faulty flats? Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 2:30pm Escape to the Country: North Wales: Jules Hudson is in north Wales helping a pair of returning expats find their ideal country home for a budget of £350,000. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 3:30pm Royal Recipes: 4, 15. Pies and Puddings: Michael Buerk and chef Anna Haugh cook a fastidious queen's favourite pie. And Cyrus Todiwala puts a royal twist on a classic British pudding. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 7:30pm EastEnders: Phil lectures Dennis about his behaviour. Rainie makes an admission to Max, leaving him stunned. Hayley's attention turns to someone unexpected. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build: Bidford-on-Avon: Nick Knowles, Laurence Llewelyn Bowen and hundreds of Warwickshire volunteer builders help Chloe, who was diagnosed with mastocytosis when she was 18. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Keeping Faith: 6, 8. Faith is interrogated when Evan's car is found abandoned at the docks. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 10:45pm New Tricks: 5, 10. Cry Me a River: Feathers are ruffled when a new face arrives at UCOS, while a paternity test leads to the reopening of a notorious case. Contains some sexual content. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 11:45pm Miriam's Big American Adventure: 1, 3. Miriam Margolyes embarks on an epic road trip through middle America to meet the people whose voices and votes are reshaping the nation. Also in HD. (1 hour)
BBC TWO (2)
- 1:15am The Five Billion Pound Super Sewer: 3, 3. Following workers across London as they race to build an enormous supersewer. In this episode, tunnelling in central London finally begins. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 2:15am Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing: 5, 6. Paul fishes at Bridge Pool near Christchurch in Dorset. Bob arrives late but redeems himself by hooking the first fish of the day. Contains some strong language. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 6:00am An Island Parish: Sark Winter: 4, 6. The Wheel Has Come Full Circle: The community is busy preparing for Easter - the beginning of Sark's tourist season. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 8:00am Inventing the Impossible: The Big...: ...Life Fix. 1, 4. Inventors try to help a disabled man who dreams of snowboarding. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 1:45pm Building Dream Homes: 2, 15. Architect Chris Loyn gets to grips with an upside-down house near Cardiff, while Laurence Bowen and Paul Robinson work with a family in Winchester. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 2:15pm 24 Hours in the Past: 4, 4. Living history series with Fi Glover. Six celebrities work in four Victorian workplaces. The six celebrities spend their final 24 hours in the workhouse. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 3:15pm Nature's Weirdest Events: Chris Packham delves into the world of weird. Chris examines the bizarre case of a mystery stinger in Australia and finds out what poisoned a scientist on a jungle expedition. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 4:15pm Oceans: Atlantic Ocean: 4, 8. The team makes a dangerous dive into a 'black hole' in the Atlantic Ocean to discover how different earth's earliest oceans were 3.5 billion years ago. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Inventing the Impossible: The Big...: ...Life Fix. 4, 4. A team of inventors help a boy with Tourette's who wants to control his tics and a paralysed man who wants more independence. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Searching for Mum: Sri Lanka: 1, 2. Following two women, who were both adopted as babies, as they return to Sri Lanka to try and find their birth families. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Quacks: 5, 6. The Bishop's Appendix: For the first time since losing his wife, John falls in love. Contains adult humour. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
ITV (3)
- 3:00am Paranoid: Crime drama series. As Alec has an unexpected visitor in hospital, Linda has a breakthrough in Dusseldorf and starts to believe that Ruben Locana's death was not an accident. Ep3 (50 minutes)
- 7:00pm Emmerdale: Ross' behaviour worries Pete. Megan and Frank are in peril. Victoria gets jealous. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Emmerdale: Tracy receives shocking news. Pete and Rhona move forward. Amelia has a secret. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Birds of a Feather: Going, Going, Gone: Tracey's had enough of Dorien entertaining gentlemen callers and Sharon not bringing in a living wage, and throws them both out. S3 Ep4 (30 minutes)
- 10:45pm easyJet: Inside The Cockpit: Documentary series following new recruits as they train to become pilots for easyJet. The programme follows the rookies' progress from the classroom to the cockpit. Ep1 (1 hour)
- 11:45pm Unforgotten: Cassie and Sunny call James, Tim and Chris back in for questioning following the revelation that they have all lied about their whereabouts on the night of Hayley's disappearance. S3 Ep5 (55 minutes)
Channel 4 (4)
- 3:30am Building the Dream: Charlie Luxton is in Caterham, Surrey, where Ben and Nicola are transforming a dilapidated bungalow into a contemporary split-level home. (S7 Ep8, 10) (55 minutes)
- 5:20am The Posh Frock Shop: The team's tasked with finding dresses for bride-to-be Sally and her mum Ann. Since recovering from breast cancer, Ann is looking forward to sharing this moment with her daughter. (Ep3) (25 minutes)
- 7:35am Everybody Loves Raymond: Ping Pong: Ray seeks revenge when he finds out that Frank let him win a game of table tennis when he was 12 years old. (25 minutes)
- 8:00am Everybody Loves Raymond: Pants on Fire: When Marie finds out that Ray held a party in her house 20 years ago, she spurns him in favour of Robert. (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Date: The Barones think that Robert is going too far in his efforts to fit in with his new group of friends. (30 minutes)
- 11:00am The Simpsons: Burns' Heir: Mr Burns decides he wants an heir and auditions Springfield's children for the position. When Bart wins, he must choose between his boring family and the rich Mr Burns. (30 minutes)
- 11:30am The Simpsons: Last Tap Dance in Springfield: Lisa takes up dancing but discovers that she's not very good at it. Bart and Milhouse duck out of their camping trip and decide to hide out in the mall. (30 minutes)
- 12:50pm The Great British Bake Off: It's the semi-final and the last four bakers are three patisserie challenges away from the biggest day in their baking lives. But first up, there's no business like choux business. (Ep9, 10) (1 hour 20 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Simpsons: Lady Bouvier's Lover: Grampa and Mr Burns compete for the affections of Marge's mother. Can she resist Mr Burns' marriage proposal? (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Simpsons: Simpson Christmas Stories: Homer gives his version of Jesus's birth, Grampa tells a Yuletide war story, and the residents of Springfield prepare for Christmas. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Hollyoaks: It's Dirk's funeral and Milo is trying to get his hands on the camcorder footage before Cindy plays it at the wake. At the Osbornes', Tom is putting off opening his A-level exam results. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Meet the Drug Lords: Inside the...: ...Real Narcos: Jason Fox travels to Peru and the remote Cocaine Valley. He looks at both sides - meeting a cocaine chef and joining an elite police helicopter raid on a jungle lab. (Ep3, 3) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Ramsay's 24 Hours to Hell and Back: Gordon is in Los Angeles to save family-owned Mexican restaurant La Serenata, giving the dining room an inviting new turquoise interior and planning a smaller but more dynamic menu. (Ep5, 8) (1 hour)
- 11:35pm Saving Poundstretcher: Retail guru Chris Edwards tries to save the discount store. In this episode he tackles theft, and discovers that some staff members are partly to blame for Poundstretcher's losses. (Ep2, 3) (1 hour)
Channel 5 (5)
- 12:15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. The doctors of Balham Park Surgery treat patients with heart concerns, including a man whose father has a rare genetic condition. (S3 Ep 38) (1 hour)
- 1:15pm Home and Away: Colby receives a text from someone called Bella Steele. A misunderstanding leads to Ty feeling rejected by John and Marilyn. Jasmine suspects that Colby still has feelings for her. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Neighbours: Bea and Xanthe hatch a plan to bring Mark and Elly together. Shane organises an impromptu performance of the musical to placate Dipi. Aaron strains his back in the gym. (35 minutes)
- 5:30pm Neighbours: Bea and Xanthe hatch a plan to bring Mark and Elly together. Shane organises an impromptu performance of the musical to placate Dipi. Aaron strains his back in the gym. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Home and Away: Colby receives a text from someone called Bella Steele. A misunderstanding leads to Ty feeling rejected by John and Marilyn. Jasmine suspects that Colby still has feelings for her. (30 minutes)
ITV2 (6)
- 1:10am Superstore: Lottery: Dina motivates the employees to sell as many tickets as possible as lottery fever hits the store. S3 Ep19 (25 minutes)
- 8:00am Emmerdale: Faith delivers some harsh truths. Maya makes amends. Chas and Paddy reach out. (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Coronation Street: Peter offers investment to secure the factory for Carla. Sally and Tim are on the warpath. Eileen notices Sean's dishevelled state. (25 minutes)
- 8:55am Coronation Street: Carla agrees to go into partnership with Peter. Tim feels the long arm of the law. Jude assures Angie that they can overcome their problems. (30 minutes)
- 12:15pm Emmerdale: Faith delivers some harsh truths. Maya makes amends. Chas and Paddy reach out. (30 minutes)
- 12:45pm Coronation Street: Peter offers investment to secure the factory for Carla. Sally and Tim are on the warpath. Eileen notices Sean's dishevelled state. (30 minutes)
- 1:15pm Coronation Street: Carla agrees to go into partnership with Peter. Tim feels the long arm of the law. Jude assures Angie that they can overcome their problems. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Superstore: Gender Reveal: Glenn and his wife, Jerusha holds a gender reveal party at the store. The reality of having to deliver their baby sinks in for Dina. S3 Ep20 (30 minutes)
- 11:10pm Family Guy: Holy Cr*p!: Animated comedy about family life. Peter asks the Pope to help him bond with his devout father, who comes to live with the family after he is forced to retire. (25 minutes)
- 11:35pm Family Guy: Death Has a Shadow: Animated US comedy about family life. After drinking heavily, Peter loses his job. Then, as a result of a welfare mix-up, he is sent a cheque for 150,000 dollars. S1 Ep1 (35 minutes)
BBC FOUR (9)
- 1:00am Buddha: Genius of the Ancient World: 1, 3. Bettany Hughes is on the trail of three giants of ancient philosophy. First, she travels to India to investigate the revolutionary ideas of the Buddha. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 2:00am Sacred Wonders of Britain: 1, 3. Neil Oliver uncovers Britain's ancient landscape of belief and ritual. He searches for the earliest stirrings of religion, finding clues left by Ice Age hunters. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Super Senses: The Secret Power of...: ...Animals. 3, 3. Scent: The animals that have pushed their sense of smell far beyond human abilities. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Cleopatra: A Timewatch Guide: 2, 3. Using the BBC film archives, Vanessa Collingridge explores how our view of Cleopatra has changed over the years, and how she has become lost amid myth, cliche and propaganda. Also in HD. (1 hour)
Pick (11)
- 5:00am Nothing To Declare: The officers protecting Australia's borders see some very unusual things. Cameras capture how they deal with drug-runners, smugglers and strange creepy-crawlies. (S7, ep 10) (30 minutes)
- 7:00am Stop Search Seize: Join Ireland's Customs teams as they, with the help of the Irish police, try to stop organised smugglers from bringing drugs, cars and even exotic animals into the country. (S1, ep 9) (1 hour)
- 2:00pm House: Epic Fail: House continues on the rocky road to recovery and returns to Princeton Plainsboro. But will he stay? Foreman welcomes his mentor back by lobbying for House's job. (S6, ep 3) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Murders That Shocked The Nation: Donald Neilson - The Black Panther: Fred Dinenage investigates the crimes of meticulous masked killer Donald Neilson. (S1, ep 4) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Brit Cops: Law & Disorder: Documentary series charting the exploits of the City of London police, charged with safeguarding the Square Mile at the heart of the crime-ridden capital. (S4, ep 9) (1 hour)
Dave (12)
- 9:00am Abandoned Engineering: Lost Bridges: Hear about some magnificent bridges that time forgot. A hurricane put paid to Goat Canyon Trestle in California, while Kinzua Viaduct was destroyed by a tornado. (1 hour)
- 12:00pm Top Gear: Formula 1 star Lewis Hamilton joins Jeremy Clarkson and his fellow petrolheads for the motoring show that packs a real punch. Vauxhall's VXR8 gets a spin on the test track. (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Abandoned Engineering: Ghost Ships: Hear about some once-great triumphs of marine engineering, now left to rust. A ship graveyard in Maryland has been colonised by wildlife. We go inside a Cold War sub. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Top Gear: The rucking great motoring show. Jeremy and James enjoy a game of rugby - without leaving the driver's seat. Lewis Hamilton swaps his F1 wheels for a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Top Gear: More motoring mayhem. Jeremy and Richard tackle the interconnected issues of an ageing population and the complexity of modern cars by designing a vehicle for pensioners. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Josh: Wedding and Waiting: Mock the Week regular Josh Widdicombe's hit sitcom. Josh and Owen have tickets to the darts, but plan to get boozed up first at Owen's cousin's wedding. (40 minutes)
- 10:40pm Josh: Teabag and No Sympathy: Flatshare comedy with Plymouth Argyle's biggest fan. Owen's friend Teabag comes to stay and regales the gang with his drunken laddish 'banter'. (40 minutes)
Channel 4+1 (13)
- 1:00am One Born Every Minute: Emma and James lost a combined 11 stone so they could start a family. Erika and Jez are on baby number two, after the struggle to conceive number one became an exhausting regime. (S10 Ep6) (55 minutes)
- 1:55am Meet the Drug Lords: Inside the...: ...Real Narcos: Ex-Special Forces Jason Fox visits Colombia. In Medellin, he meets Popeye, once close friend and chief assassin for Pablo Escobar - a man with 257 kills to his name. (Ep2, 3) (55 minutes)
- 4:30am Building the Dream: Charlie Luxton is in Caterham, Surrey, where Ben and Nicola are transforming a dilapidated bungalow into a contemporary split-level home. (S7 Ep8, 10) (55 minutes)
- 6:20am The Posh Frock Shop: The team's tasked with finding dresses for bride-to-be Sally and her mum Ann. Since recovering from breast cancer, Ann is looking forward to sharing this moment with her daughter. (Ep3) (25 minutes)
- 8:35am Everybody Loves Raymond: Ping Pong: Ray seeks revenge when he finds out that Frank let him win a game of table tennis when he was 12 years old. (25 minutes)
- 9:00am Everybody Loves Raymond: Pants on Fire: When Marie finds out that Ray held a party in her house 20 years ago, she spurns him in favour of Robert. (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Date: The Barones think that Robert is going too far in his efforts to fit in with his new group of friends. (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm The Simpsons: Burns' Heir: Mr Burns decides he wants an heir and auditions Springfield's children for the position. When Bart wins, he must choose between his boring family and the rich Mr Burns. (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm The Simpsons: Last Tap Dance in Springfield: Lisa takes up dancing but discovers that she's not very good at it. Bart and Milhouse duck out of their camping trip and decide to hide out in the mall. (30 minutes)
- 1:50pm The Great British Bake Off: It's the semi-final and the last four bakers are three patisserie challenges away from the biggest day in their baking lives. But first up, there's no business like choux business. (Ep9, 10) (1 hour 20 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Simpsons: Lady Bouvier's Lover: Grampa and Mr Burns compete for the affections of Marge's mother. Can she resist Mr Burns' marriage proposal? (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Simpsons: Simpson Christmas Stories: Homer gives his version of Jesus's birth, Grampa tells a Yuletide war story, and the residents of Springfield prepare for Christmas. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Hollyoaks: It's Dirk's funeral and Milo is trying to get his hands on the camcorder footage before Cindy plays it at the wake. At the Osbornes', Tom is putting off opening his A-level exam results. (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm Meet the Drug Lords: Inside the...: ...Real Narcos: Jason Fox travels to Peru and the remote Cocaine Valley. He looks at both sides - meeting a cocaine chef and joining an elite police helicopter raid on a jungle lab. (Ep3, 3) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Ramsay's 24 Hours to Hell and Back: Gordon is in Los Angeles to save family-owned Mexican restaurant La Serenata, giving the dining room an inviting new turquoise interior and planning a smaller but more dynamic menu. (Ep5, 8) (1 hour)
More 4 (14)
- 1:00am This Is Us: Brand new series - The Most Disappointed Man: Randall adjusts to the workings of the foster care system. Kate and Toby take their next big step. Kevin visits Sophie in New York. (S2 Ep7, 18) (1 hour)
- 2:00am The Good Wife: In Sickness: The firm defends a patient in a liver transplant case against rival lawyer Patti Nyholm. The case takes an unexpected turn when Patti is fired from her firm. (S2 Ep21, 23) (55 minutes)
- 8:55am Food Unwrapped: How do you farm crocodiles? Kate is in Australia to find out and collect crocodile eggs from under their mothers' noses. Plus, cod liver oil: does it have to be cod? And bagels. (S10 Ep1, 5) (35 minutes)
- 6:55pm The Supervet: Professor Noel Fitzpatrick fights to save the leg of a golden retriever and takes on some challenging surgery for a French bulldog with twisted elbows. (S8 Ep3, 4) (1 hour)
- 7:55pm Grand Designs: Commercial architect Martin Pease embarks on designing and building a home for his family. But the giant 'sugar cube' is a high-concept design that could prove difficult to pull off. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 10:20pm 24 Hours in A&E: King's College Hospital in south London, is one of Britain's busiest A&E departments. In this edition, two cyclists arrive in A&E and a retired docker takes a shine to nurse Laura. (S2 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
Film4 (15)
- 4:40pm Mr Popper's Penguins: (2011) Family comedy. Jim Carrey stars as a work-obsessed New York property developer whose life is turned upside down when he receives a crate containing six live penguins. (1 hour 50 minutes)
- 9:00pm Dirty Grandpa: (2016) Bad Behaviour: Outrageous comedy starring Robert De Niro and Zac Efron. A man tricks his grandson into taking him on a debauched road trip. Sex, nudity, drugs, very strong language. (2 hours 5 minutes)
- 11:05pm The Riot Club: (2014) Bad Behaviour: Dark drama about members of an elite Oxford University drinking society. With Sam Claflin, Max Irons and Holliday Grainger. Sex, very strong language, drugs, violence. (2 hours 10 minutes)
Really (17)
- 10:00am DIY SOS: Nick Knowles and the DIY SOS team help hapless home decorators. The Whitehouse family in Wolverhampton want to turn their garage into a kitchen and end TV dinners forever. (30 minutes)
- 10:30am DIY SOS: Home transformations with Nick Knowles. The Law family's youngest daughter requires round-the-clock medical care, so they need to adapt their Stoke-on-Trent home. (30 minutes)
- 11:00am DIY SOS: The Big Build: Chesterfield: Nick Knowles and the DIY SOS team travel to Chesterfield to help the family of a young girl who needs constant care. (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Escape to the Country: The Cotswolds: Nicki Chapman is helping a couple looking to relocate their business from London and start afresh in the Cotswolds. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm My Ghost Story: Documenting Dance: Paranormal tales as told by the people who lived through them. A Texan bar is haunted by its former owner, and a boy is haunted by the ghost of an elderly man. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Ghost Adventures: With a famous owner, the tragic death of a beloved actor and the unsolved disappearance of a business partner, the Viper Room nightclub in Hollywood is filled with sinister energy. (1 hour)
Yesterday (19)
- 1:00am Who Do You Think You Are?: Jerry Hall: Hear how supermodel Jerry Hall's family, originally from Oldham, ended up in America. Her journey takes her from the cotton mills of Lancashire to the plains of Texas. (1 hour)
- 6:00am Coast: Peril from the Seas: The Coast team explore the darker side to our shoreline, as they reveal the dangers of our savage seas - including the Great Storm of 1703 which killed thousands. (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 7:10am Who Do You Think You Are?: Jerry Hall: Hear how supermodel Jerry Hall's family, originally from Oldham, ended up in America. Her journey takes her from the cotton mills of Lancashire to the plains of Texas. (50 minutes)
- 9:00am Coast: Peril from the Seas: The Coast team explore the darker side to our shoreline, as they reveal the dangers of our savage seas - including the Great Storm of 1703 which killed thousands. (1 hour)
- 10:00am Impossible Engineering: 500m Aperture Telescope: The Five-hundred-meter Aperture Spherical Telescope, or FAST, is the world's largest radio telescope. Hear how history's pioneers made it all possible. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm The Blue Planet: Tidal Seas: A history of the deep seas, narrated by Sir David Attenborough. How do the tides affect marine life like stingrays, snails and dolphins? Find out here. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Coast: Peril from the Seas: The Coast team explore the darker side to our shoreline, as they reveal the dangers of our savage seas - including the Great Storm of 1703 which killed thousands. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Impossible Engineering: 500m Aperture Telescope: The Five-hundred-meter Aperture Spherical Telescope, or FAST, is the world's largest radio telescope. Hear how history's pioneers made it all possible. (1 hour)
- 7:00pm Raiders of the Lost Past: The Lost Dutchman's Mine: A dying Dutchman gives a young cowhand some cryptic clues about the existence of a rich gold mine in Arizona. Follow this gripping real-life treasure hunt. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm New: Forbidden History: Dead Sea Scrolls: New. Jamie Theakston visits Qumran Caves near the Dead Sea to uncover the truth about a set of manuscripts found there. Who wrote them, and why did they hide them? (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Impossible Engineering: 500m Aperture Telescope: The Five-hundred-meter Aperture Spherical Telescope, or FAST, is the world's largest radio telescope. Hear how history's pioneers made it all possible. (1 hour)
Drama (20)
- 9:00am Casualty: Love is the Drug: New. Work rarely stays work in Holby, as Tess gets personally involved when she witnesses a stabbing. Charlie helps a couple where the wife has a long-term illness. (1 hour)
- 1:20pm Last of the Summer Wine: Tarzan of the Towpath: Laughs with the retired folk of Yorkshire, now joined by Frank Thornton, previously best known as Captain Peacock. Nora reveals unexpected osteopathic skills. (40 minutes)
- 7:20pm Last of the Summer Wine: Tarzan of the Towpath: Laughs with the retired folk of Yorkshire, now joined by Frank Thornton, previously best known as Captain Peacock. Nora reveals unexpected osteopathic skills. (40 minutes)
5 USA (21)
- 1:55am CSI: Miami: CSI: My Nanny. Horatio and the team investigate lifestyles of the rich and famous when a nanny working for a wealthy family is found dead after being stabbed and poisoned. (S6 Ep 10) (55 minutes)
- 2:50am CSI: New York: Boo: New York-based crime drama series. Danny and Lindsay investigate a real-life Amityville horror when a family is killed in an apparent case of murder-suicide. (S4 Ep 6) (1 hour)
- 1:05pm CSI: Miami: Deep Freeze: Crime drama. When a retired footballer is found stabbed to death, Alexx is unable to take the body for an autopsy because the victim wanted to be cryogenically frozen. (S6 Ep 5) (55 minutes)
- 2:00pm NCIS: Moonlighting: Crime series. When a murder is committed during an NCIS polygraph specialist's night job, the NCIS team has to find out what really happened. (S7 Ep 20) (1 hour)
- 7:00pm NCIS: Identity Crisis: US drama. The accidental discovery of a murder victim during a routine training exercise sparks a hunt for a dangerous criminal. (S5 Ep 4) (1 hour)
- 8:00pm NCIS: Leap of Faith: Drama series. A navy SEAL is shot dead while threatening to throw himself from the top of a building. A known Al Qaeda operative emerges as the main suspect. (S5 Ep 5) (1 hour)
ITV4 (24)
- 1:10am Minder: Whose Wife Is It Anyway?: Terry fills in at an antique shop when the owner is hospitalised after a beating from thugs demanding protection money. (1 hour)
- 2:10am Lethal Weapon: There Goes the Neighbourhood: A string of burglaries hits close to home for Murtaugh when one occurs in his own backyard and another results in a casualty. S1 Ep4 (50 minutes)
- 9:35am Minder: You Lose Some, You Win Some: Drama series about a loveable rogue and his reluctant sidekick. Terry and Arthur look after a gambling school which is being threatened by a casino. S2 Ep3 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:45am The Professionals: Operation Susie: Action-packed drama series about two criminal intelligence agents. The team uncover a drug trafficking operation involving two South American students in London. S4 Ep9 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 2:55pm Minder: Don't Tell Them Willie Boy Was Here: Terry has to mind a champion boxer who is making a comeback after two years away from the ring. But the crooked promoter plans to fix the fight. S2 Ep5 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 5:05pm The Professionals: You'll Be Alright: Action-packed drama series about two criminal intelligence agents. Bodie and Doyle find themselves protecting the family of a notorious criminal. S4 Ep10 (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Die Another Day: Bond movie starring Pierce Brosnan and Halle Berry, 2002. James Bond looks into the connection between a North Korean terrorist and a plot involving an international space weapon. (1 hour)
- 10:05pm Die Another Day: Bond movie starring Pierce Brosnan and Halle Berry, 2002. James Bond looks into the connection between a North Korean terrorist and a plot involving an international space weapon. (1 hour 35 minutes)
Home (25)
- 3:35am Get the Look: Shabby Chic: Interior designer Kathryn Rayward gives rooms distinctive themes on a budget. In Cardiff, Faye Hunter wants a charming family living room on a budget of 1,200 pounds. (25 minutes)
- 11:00am Marbella Mansions: More property adventures in Marbella. Property agent John Davies has a big challenge handling Marbella's most expensive mansion - a mere snip to rent at 16,000 pounds a day. (1 hour)
ITVBe (26)
- 1:20pm Dinner Date: Jake: Dating series with a twist. Jake from London dines with three lucky ladies. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will he want to see for seconds? S6 Ep9 (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Dinner Date: Hannah: Dating series with a twist. Hannah from Berkshire dines with three lucky lads. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will she want to see for seconds? S6 Ep10 (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Dinner Date: Jordan: Culinary dating series. Jordan from London chooses three dates from five menus, but which lucky lady will make a lasting impression and join him for seconds? S7 Ep6 (1 hour)
ITV2 +1 (27)
- 1:10am American Dad!: American Stepdad: Animated series. Stan's mother Betty moves in with the Smiths, forcing Roger out of his attic. The next day, Roger and Betty announce they are married. S9 Ep4 (30 minutes)
- 2:10am Superstore: Lottery: Dina motivates the employees to sell as many tickets as possible as lottery fever hits the store. S3 Ep19 (25 minutes)
- 9:00am Emmerdale: Faith delivers some harsh truths. Maya makes amends. Chas and Paddy reach out. (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Coronation Street: Peter offers investment to secure the factory for Carla. Sally and Tim are on the warpath. Eileen notices Sean's dishevelled state. (25 minutes)
- 9:55am Coronation Street: Carla agrees to go into partnership with Peter. Tim feels the long arm of the law. Jude assures Angie that they can overcome their problems. (30 minutes)
- 1:15pm Emmerdale: Faith delivers some harsh truths. Maya makes amends. Chas and Paddy reach out. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Coronation Street: Peter offers investment to secure the factory for Carla. Sally and Tim are on the warpath. Eileen notices Sean's dishevelled state. (30 minutes)
- 2:15pm Coronation Street: Carla agrees to go into partnership with Peter. Tim feels the long arm of the law. Jude assures Angie that they can overcome their problems. (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm Superstore: Gender Reveal: Glenn and his wife, Jerusha holds a gender reveal party at the store. The reality of having to deliver their baby sinks in for Dina. S3 Ep20 (30 minutes)
E4 (28)
- 2:10am First Dates Abroad: Brand new series: In Ireland, cousins Mikey and Eamon arrive for a double date with students Aoife and Elizabeth. Sales executive David makes his pitch to feisty single mum Milana. (S5 Ep3) (55 minutes)
- 3:05am Tattoo Fixers on Holiday: A noughties heartthrob visits the parlour. Glen transforms Dave's shoddy shot glass. Sketch gives Zoe a bespoke design. Alice gets rid of Jodie's bad decision. (S2 Ep5, 8) (50 minutes)
- 6:00am Hollyoaks: The McQueens fly back to Hollyoaks to a shocking revelation, while Liberty tries to hatch a plan to cheer Cindy up. (30 minutes)
- 6:30am Hollyoaks: Liberty is cold towards Milo after kissing him the previous night. Cindy wants to watch the footage of Dirk from the camcorder recording he made for Holly before her wedding. (30 minutes)
- 10:00am Young & Hungry: Young & Younger Brother Part 1: Josh hires his younger brother Jake, who aspires to be a chef, to help Gabi prepare food for Elliot and Alan's wedding day. (S2 Ep17, 21) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am Young & Hungry: Young & Younger Brother Part 2: Gabi is excited when Jake buys her a food truck, but she soon learns about the problems that come with running such a business. (S2 Ep18, 21) (30 minutes)
- 11:00am How I Met Your Mother: Wait for It...: Robin shows up with a new date named Gael, which prompts Ted to move on by going out on the town with Barney and Marshall, and dating fun-loving Amy. (S3 Ep1, 20) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am How I Met Your Mother: We're Not from Here: Barney and Ted assume Gael's success with women is because he is foreign and has an accent, so they pretend to be tourists to attract dates. (S3 Ep2, 20) (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm The Goldbergs: Goldberg on the Goldbergs: Beverly hears that Coach Mellor has a strained relationship with his brother. Geoff and Erica struggle with long-distance romance. (S5 Ep3, 22) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm The Goldbergs: Revenge O' the Nerds: Beverly decides to reinvent herself by going to night school but Murray dislikes change and tries to convince her to take a different path. (S5 Ep4, 22) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Terminator Decoupling: Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj discover that beautiful sci-fi actress Summer Glau is on board their train to San Francisco. (S2 Ep17, 23) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Work Song Nanocluster: Penny's home-based business selling hair accessories gets out of hand when an overexcited Sheldon takes charge of production. (S2 Ep18, 23) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm Melissa & Joey: Seoul Man: Mel needs to prove that all her employees are US citizens. However, all of Joe's paperwork has been subpoenaed by the court for his divorce hearing. (S1 Ep9, 30) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm Melissa & Joey: In Lennox We Trust: Mel is delighted when Lennox starts dating the mayor's son. Ryder spends time with an elderly lady as part of his school community service programme. (S1 Ep10, 30) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Young & Hungry: Young & No More Therapy: Josh has an issue with his therapist and considers ending his sessions. Elliot and Alan make one last attempt to take their honeymoon. (S3 Ep8, 10) (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm Young & Hungry: Young & Hawaii: Gabi is stuck on the plane to Australia with Josh and is soon commiserating with fellow traveller Adam, who was dumped by his bride at the altar. (S4 Ep1, 10) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm The Goldbergs: The Hooters: Adam and Murray fall out over Adam's plans to pursue a comedy career after his act in woodwork class nearly results in his teacher getting injured. (S5 Ep13, 22) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Goldbergs: Hail Barry: Barry aims to secure a spot on the high school football team but is quickly consigned to the bench by Coach Mellor for his lack of sporting prowess. (S5 Ep14, 22) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Pirate Solution: Raj must find a job or he'll be sent back to India so he accepts an offer of work from Sheldon. Leonard and Penny try to get some time for themselves. (S3 Ep4, 23) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary: Sheldon is irked when Star Trek actor Wil Wheaton (guest starring as himself) takes part in the same contest as him due to a childhood snub. (S3 Ep5, 23) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Hollyoaks: While Cindy is in Milo's room, she finds an address for his lock-up. Sally gives Glenn an earful for being late on the school build. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm The Goldbergs: Boy Barry: When Murray grows a moustache, it ignites a feud between his wife and his best friend. Barry becomes convinced that he's lost Lainey's affections. (S3 Ep5, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Young Sheldon: A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run: The kids try to suggest ways to resolve a family feud when Meemaw refuses to give George Sr her secret brisket recipe. (S1 Ep7, 22) (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Young Sheldon: Cape Canaveral, SchrÈodinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair: Trying to bond with Sheldon, George Sr takes the boys on a trip to see the Space Shuttle launch. (S1 Ep8, 22) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Geology Methodology: Sheldon and Bert collaborate on a research project, although Sheldon feels embarrassed to be associated with the study of geology. (S11 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Tesla Recoil: Leonard and Howard learn that Sheldon went to work with the military behind their backs. Bernadette thinks Ruchi's trying to steal her job. (S11 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Two Turkeys: Peralta and Santiago aim to get their parents to bond over Thanksgiving dinner. Captain Holt and Kevin's special pie is stolen from Holt's office. (S5 Ep7, 22) (30 minutes)
- 10:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Return to Skyfire: Jeffords and Peralta ask Diaz to go undercover with them at a fantasy fiction convention to find the culprit who stole an author's manuscript. (S5 Ep8, 22) (30 minutes)
- 11:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Birthday Synchronicity: Sheldon and Amy try to celebrate her birthday with an intimate night at home but are interrupted as Bernadette goes into labour. (S10 Ep11, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Holiday Summation: After spending Christmas apart, the gang gather at Penny and Leonard's flat and hear about Sheldon and Amy's terrible trip to Texas. (S10 Ep12, 24) (30 minutes)
E4+1 (29)
- 3:10am First Dates Abroad: Brand new series: In Ireland, cousins Mikey and Eamon arrive for a double date with students Aoife and Elizabeth. Sales executive David makes his pitch to feisty single mum Milana. (S5 Ep3) (55 minutes)
- 4:05am Tattoo Fixers on Holiday: A noughties heartthrob visits the parlour. Glen transforms Dave's shoddy shot glass. Sketch gives Zoe a bespoke design. Alice gets rid of Jodie's bad decision. (S2 Ep5, 8) (50 minutes)
- 7:00am Hollyoaks: The McQueens fly back to Hollyoaks to a shocking revelation, while Liberty tries to hatch a plan to cheer Cindy up. (30 minutes)
- 7:30am Hollyoaks: Liberty is cold towards Milo after kissing him the previous night. Cindy wants to watch the footage of Dirk from the camcorder recording he made for Holly before her wedding. (30 minutes)
- 11:00am Young & Hungry: Young & Younger Brother Part 1: Josh hires his younger brother Jake, who aspires to be a chef, to help Gabi prepare food for Elliot and Alan's wedding day. (S2 Ep17, 21) (30 minutes)
- 11:30am Young & Hungry: Young & Younger Brother Part 2: Gabi is excited when Jake buys her a food truck, but she soon learns about the problems that come with running such a business. (S2 Ep18, 21) (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm How I Met Your Mother: Wait for It...: Robin shows up with a new date named Gael, which prompts Ted to move on by going out on the town with Barney and Marshall, and dating fun-loving Amy. (S3 Ep1, 20) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm How I Met Your Mother: We're Not from Here: Barney and Ted assume Gael's success with women is because he is foreign and has an accent, so they pretend to be tourists to attract dates. (S3 Ep2, 20) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm The Goldbergs: Goldberg on the Goldbergs: Beverly hears that Coach Mellor has a strained relationship with his brother. Geoff and Erica struggle with long-distance romance. (S5 Ep3, 22) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm The Goldbergs: Revenge O' the Nerds: Beverly decides to reinvent herself by going to night school but Murray dislikes change and tries to convince her to take a different path. (S5 Ep4, 22) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Terminator Decoupling: Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj discover that beautiful sci-fi actress Summer Glau is on board their train to San Francisco. (S2 Ep17, 23) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Work Song Nanocluster: Penny's home-based business selling hair accessories gets out of hand when an overexcited Sheldon takes charge of production. (S2 Ep18, 23) (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Melissa & Joey: Seoul Man: Mel needs to prove that all her employees are US citizens. However, all of Joe's paperwork has been subpoenaed by the court for his divorce hearing. (S1 Ep9, 30) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm Melissa & Joey: In Lennox We Trust: Mel is delighted when Lennox starts dating the mayor's son. Ryder spends time with an elderly lady as part of his school community service programme. (S1 Ep10, 30) (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Young & Hungry: Young & No More Therapy: Josh has an issue with his therapist and considers ending his sessions. Elliot and Alan make one last attempt to take their honeymoon. (S3 Ep8, 10) (30 minutes)
- 5:30pm Young & Hungry: Young & Hawaii: Gabi is stuck on the plane to Australia with Josh and is soon commiserating with fellow traveller Adam, who was dumped by his bride at the altar. (S4 Ep1, 10) (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Goldbergs: The Hooters: Adam and Murray fall out over Adam's plans to pursue a comedy career after his act in woodwork class nearly results in his teacher getting injured. (S5 Ep13, 22) (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Goldbergs: Hail Barry: Barry aims to secure a spot on the high school football team but is quickly consigned to the bench by Coach Mellor for his lack of sporting prowess. (S5 Ep14, 22) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Pirate Solution: Raj must find a job or he'll be sent back to India so he accepts an offer of work from Sheldon. Leonard and Penny try to get some time for themselves. (S3 Ep4, 23) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary: Sheldon is irked when Star Trek actor Wil Wheaton (guest starring as himself) takes part in the same contest as him due to a childhood snub. (S3 Ep5, 23) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Hollyoaks: While Cindy is in Milo's room, she finds an address for his lock-up. Sally gives Glenn an earful for being late on the school build. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm The Goldbergs: Boy Barry: When Murray grows a moustache, it ignites a feud between his wife and his best friend. Barry becomes convinced that he's lost Lainey's affections. (S3 Ep5, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Young Sheldon: A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run: The kids try to suggest ways to resolve a family feud when Meemaw refuses to give George Sr her secret brisket recipe. (S1 Ep7, 22) (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm Young Sheldon: Cape Canaveral, SchrÈodinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair: Trying to bond with Sheldon, George Sr takes the boys on a trip to see the Space Shuttle launch. (S1 Ep8, 22) (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Geology Methodology: Sheldon and Bert collaborate on a research project, although Sheldon feels embarrassed to be associated with the study of geology. (S11 Ep7, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:30pm The Big Bang Theory: The Tesla Recoil: Leonard and Howard learn that Sheldon went to work with the military behind their backs. Bernadette thinks Ruchi's trying to steal her job. (S11 Ep8, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:00pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Two Turkeys: Peralta and Santiago aim to get their parents to bond over Thanksgiving dinner. Captain Holt and Kevin's special pie is stolen from Holt's office. (S5 Ep7, 22) (30 minutes)
- 11:30pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Return to Skyfire: Jeffords and Peralta ask Diaz to go undercover with them at a fantasy fiction convention to find the culprit who stole an author's manuscript. (S5 Ep8, 22) (30 minutes)
5STAR (30)
- 3:00pm Neighbours: Bea and Xanthe hatch a plan to bring Mark and Elly together. Shane organises an impromptu performance of the musical to placate Dipi. Aaron strains his back in the gym. (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm Home and Away: Colby receives a text from someone called Bella Steele. A misunderstanding leads to Ty feeling rejected by John and Marilyn. Jasmine suspects that Colby still has feelings for her. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Neighbours: Bea and Xanthe hatch a plan to bring Mark and Elly together. Shane organises an impromptu performance of the musical to placate Dipi. Aaron strains his back in the gym. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Home and Away: Colby arranges to meet 'Bella Steele', not realising who she really is. Tori seeks a new purpose in life. (30 minutes)
5Spike (31)
- 9:00pm New: Criminals: Caught on Camera: Documentary series. More than twice the limit, a drunk driver recorded her collision on her dash cam. Border Force and Navy vessels surround a suspicious ship. (S5 Ep 5) (1 hour)
ITV +1 (33)
- 4:00am Paranoid: Crime drama series. As Alec has an unexpected visitor in hospital, Linda has a breakthrough in Dusseldorf and starts to believe that Ruben Locana's death was not an accident. Ep3 (50 minutes)
- 8:00pm Emmerdale: Ross' behaviour worries Pete. Megan and Frank are in peril. Victoria gets jealous. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Emmerdale: Tracy receives shocking news. Pete and Rhona move forward. Amelia has a secret. (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm Birds of a Feather: Going, Going, Gone: Tracey's had enough of Dorien entertaining gentlemen callers and Sharon not bringing in a living wage, and throws them both out. S3 Ep4 (30 minutes)
- 11:45pm easyJet: Inside The Cockpit: Documentary series following new recruits as they train to become pilots for easyJet. The programme follows the rookies' progress from the classroom to the cockpit. Ep1 (1 hour)
ITV3+1 (34)
- 7:00pm Heartbeat: One Small Step: Lives are in danger when the station comes under siege. The locals gather at the pub to watch the moon landing, and Peggy tries to prove that it's all a scam. S16 Ep21 (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Murder, She Wrote: Frozen Stiff: Classic US murder mystery drama series. Jessica investigates an apparent suicide and a murder that take place at a benevolent ice cream manufacturing company. S12 Ep9 (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Vera: Tuesday's Child: Detective drama series. Vera investigates the mysterious death of a young man whose remains were found in remote caves notorious for illicit teenage gatherings. S6 Ep2 (2 hours)
- 11:00pm Law & Order: UK: Customs: Crime drama series. When the body of an elderly woman is discovered at the foot of a well-known suicide leap, Ronnie wonders if there might be a terrorist connection. S8 Ep3 (1 hour)
Channel 5+1 (44)
- 1:15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. The doctors of Balham Park Surgery treat patients with heart concerns, including a man whose father has a rare genetic condition. (S3 Ep 38) (1 hour)
- 2:15pm Home and Away: Colby receives a text from someone called Bella Steele. A misunderstanding leads to Ty feeling rejected by John and Marilyn. Jasmine suspects that Colby still has feelings for her. (30 minutes)
- 2:45pm Neighbours: Bea and Xanthe hatch a plan to bring Mark and Elly together. Shane organises an impromptu performance of the musical to placate Dipi. Aaron strains his back in the gym. (35 minutes)
- 6:30pm Neighbours: Bea and Xanthe hatch a plan to bring Mark and Elly together. Shane organises an impromptu performance of the musical to placate Dipi. Aaron strains his back in the gym. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Home and Away: Colby receives a text from someone called Bella Steele. A misunderstanding leads to Ty feeling rejected by John and Marilyn. Jasmine suspects that Colby still has feelings for her. (30 minutes)
Film4+1 (45)
- 5:40pm Mr Popper's Penguins: (2011) Family comedy. Jim Carrey stars as a work-obsessed New York property developer whose life is turned upside down when he receives a crate containing six live penguins. (1 hour 50 minutes)
- 10:00pm Dirty Grandpa: (2016) Bad Behaviour: Outrageous comedy starring Robert De Niro and Zac Efron. A man tricks his grandson into taking him on a debauched road trip. Sex, nudity, drugs, very strong language. (2 hours 5 minutes)
Challenge (46)
- 5:00am The Chase Australia: Australian version of the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (S1, ep 10) (1 hour)
- 6:00am Golden Balls: In a game of truth and bluff, contestants try to find which of the 100 golden balls conceal life-changing amounts of cash. (S3, ep 56) (1 hour)
- 8:00am Bruce's Price is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (S12, ep 5) (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Bruce's Price is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (S12, ep 6) (30 minutes)
- 10:30am Play Your Cards Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the TV card game in which couples test their skill and knowledge of public opinion. (S17, ep 11) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Are You Smarter Than A 10 Year...: ...Old? Dick and Dom present the daily quiz that tests the nation's adults on questions spanning the primary school national curriculum in a bid to win ý25,000. How smart are you? (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Robot Wars: "The Sixth Wars": This week's battle sees 'Cedric Slammer' and 'Colossus' from Lancashire and 'Firestorm IV' from Durham fight it out for a place in the final. (S6, ep 2) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm The Chase: Bradley Walsh hosts the game show that asks contestants to complete a series of general knowledge questions faster than The Chaser, a brainbox of the highest order. (1 hour)
4seven (47)
- 1:20am 24 Hours in A&E: Ex-paratrooper Martin has sustained life-changing injuries in a paraglider crash. Eddie's been weakened by chemotherapy and has severe sepsis. Graham's nose won't stop bleeding. (S15 Ep14) (55 minutes)
- 2:15am 24 Hours in A&E: John has been in a cycling accident. He went over his handlebars and was unconscious for 10 minutes. Sydney has severe chest pains. Alan has fallen and fractured his elbow. (S15 Ep11) (50 minutes)
- 3:05am One Born Every Minute: Emma and James lost a combined 11 stone so they could start a family. Erika and Jez are on baby number two, after the struggle to conceive number one became an exhausting regime. (S10 Ep6) (55 minutes)
- 4:00pm Homes by the Sea: Charlie Luxton visits more epic coastal homes around the UK. On the island of Lewis and Harris, he sees a home shaped like an S, a converted chapel and an eco-barn. (S3 Ep1, 6) (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Orangutan Jungle School: This series follows the stories of the orangutans at the world's biggest orangutan rehabilitation centre. In this episode, teen mum Clara and her baby Clarita arrive at the centre. (Ep1, 3) (1 hour)
- 11:05pm The Great British Bake Off: It's the semi-final and the last four bakers are three patisserie challenges away from the biggest day in their baking lives. But first up, there's no business like choux business. (Ep9, 10) (1 hour 20 minutes)
My5 (54)
- 9:10am Neighbours: Bea's happiness prompts Mark to push Elly for his own. The mystery surrounding Cassius deepens. Sheila's romantic gesture leads to a comical misunderstanding. (25 minutes)
- 9:35am Home and Away: Dean is almost caught by Colby with a backpack full of Brett's dirty money. The spark between Ryder and Coco is reignited as they organise a beach party for Ty's 16th birthday. (25 minutes)
- 10:00am Baby Ballroom: Reality series. As the dance season draws to a close, ballroom Mecca calls in the form of the Unity Dance Festival in Blackpool. But there are decisions to be made. (S2 Ep 6) (1 hour)
- 2:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. David suffers from Parkinson's, but is still getting out most evenings. Sean is thrilled with his rhinitis diagnosis - it explains his ongoing ENT issues. (S5 Ep 40) (1 hour)
- 3:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. This Mental health special looks at a vital public issue for doctors to address. Dr McLaren meets a young man seeking help because he is hearing voices. (S5 Ep 41) (1 hour)
- 6:00pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. The future of the NHS depends on the next generation of GPs. Taking centre stage is student Craig, who sits in on a number of consultations. (S5 Ep 42) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Miracle Babies: Series focusing on the neonatal unit at Liverpool Women's Hospital. The first episode includes baby Ethan, who is struggling to breathe on his own and baby Shaylen, born 13 weeks premature. (... (1 hour)
5USA+1 (56)
- 1:55am CSI: Crime Scene Investigation: Unshockable: Crime drama. Ray and Sara attempt to get to the bottom of a retired CIA director's death. Nick and Catherine investigate after a musician is electrocuted. (S10 Ep 14) (1 hour)
- 2:55am CSI: Miami: CSI: My Nanny. Horatio and the team investigate lifestyles of the rich and famous when a nanny working for a wealthy family is found dead after being stabbed and poisoned. (S6 Ep 10) (55 minutes)
- 3:50am CSI: New York: Boo: New York-based crime drama series. Danny and Lindsay investigate a real-life Amityville horror when a family is killed in an apparent case of murder-suicide. (S4 Ep 6) (1 hour)
- 2:05pm CSI: Miami: Deep Freeze: Crime drama. When a retired footballer is found stabbed to death, Alexx is unable to take the body for an autopsy because the victim wanted to be cryogenically frozen. (S6 Ep 5) (55 minutes)
- 3:00pm NCIS: Moonlighting: Crime series. When a murder is committed during an NCIS polygraph specialist's night job, the NCIS team has to find out what really happened. (S7 Ep 20) (1 hour)
- 8:00pm NCIS: Identity Crisis: US drama. The accidental discovery of a murder victim during a routine training exercise sparks a hunt for a dangerous criminal. (S5 Ep 4) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm NCIS: Leap of Faith: Drama series. A navy SEAL is shot dead while threatening to throw himself from the top of a building. A known Al Qaeda operative emerges as the main suspect. (S5 Ep 5) (1 hour)
ITVBe+1 (58)
- 1:45am Be Beautiful: Jennie Jenkins: Make-up tutorial. Jennie Jenkins shows how to recreate the dramatic look that Lady Gaga wore to the 2015 Grammy Awards. S1 Ep15 (10 minutes)
- 2:20pm Dinner Date: Jake: Dating series with a twist. Jake from London dines with three lucky ladies. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will he want to see for seconds? S6 Ep9 (1 hour)
- 7:00pm Dinner Date: Hannah: Dating series with a twist. Hannah from Berkshire dines with three lucky lads. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will she want to see for seconds? S6 Ep10 (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Dinner Date: Jordan: Culinary dating series. Jordan from London chooses three dates from five menus, but which lucky lady will make a lasting impression and join him for seconds? S7 Ep6 (1 hour)
Dave ja vu (79)
- 10:00am Abandoned Engineering: Lost Bridges: Hear about some magnificent bridges that time forgot. A hurricane put paid to Goat Canyon Trestle in California, while Kinzua Viaduct was destroyed by a tornado. (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Top Gear: Formula 1 star Lewis Hamilton joins Jeremy Clarkson and his fellow petrolheads for the motoring show that packs a real punch. Vauxhall's VXR8 gets a spin on the test track. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Abandoned Engineering: Ghost Ships: Hear about some once-great triumphs of marine engineering, now left to rust. A ship graveyard in Maryland has been colonised by wildlife. We go inside a Cold War sub. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Top Gear: The rucking great motoring show. Jeremy and James enjoy a game of rugby - without leaving the driver's seat. Lewis Hamilton swaps his F1 wheels for a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Top Gear: More motoring mayhem. Jeremy and Richard tackle the interconnected issues of an ageing population and the complexity of modern cars by designing a vehicle for pensioners. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Josh: Wedding and Waiting: Mock the Week regular Josh Widdicombe's hit sitcom. Josh and Owen have tickets to the darts, but plan to get boozed up first at Owen's cousin's wedding. (40 minutes)
- 11:40pm Josh: Teabag and No Sympathy: Flatshare comedy with Plymouth Argyle's biggest fan. Owen's friend Teabag comes to stay and regales the gang with his drunken laddish 'banter'. (40 minutes)
BBC ONE HD (101)
- 10:00am Homes Under the Hammer: A house in Guildford, a Grade II-listed house in Torquay and a mid-terrace house in Barry, Wales are all sold under the hammer. (1 hour)
- 12:15pm Bargain Hunt: 27, 32. York and Wetherby: Eric Knowles leads proceedings from Wetherby Racecourse, where experts Nick Hall and Jonathan Pratt are on hand to help the reds and blues. (45 minutes)
- 1:45pm Red Rock: 23, 37. Soap opera based around a busy Dublin Garda station. Dunne needs to damage Aoife's credibility. Can Patricia stomach an illicit solution for her faulty flats? (45 minutes)
- 2:30pm Escape to the Country: North Wales: Jules Hudson is in north Wales helping a pair of returning expats find their ideal country home for a budget of £350,000. (1 hour)
- 3:30pm Royal Recipes: 4, 15. Pies and Puddings: Michael Buerk and chef Anna Haugh cook a fastidious queen's favourite pie. And Cyrus Todiwala puts a royal twist on a classic British pudding. (45 minutes)
- 7:30pm EastEnders: Phil lectures Dennis about his behaviour. Rainie makes an admission to Max, leaving him stunned. Hayley's attention turns to someone unexpected. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm DIY SOS: The Big Build: Bidford-on-Avon: Nick Knowles, Laurence Llewelyn Bowen and hundreds of Warwickshire volunteer builders help Chloe, who was diagnosed with mastocytosis when she was 18. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Keeping Faith: 6, 8. Mystery drama. Faith is interrogated when Evan's car is found abandoned at the docks. Tom uncovers terrible secrets about his son. Bethan's behaviour puts a strain on her marriage. (1 hour)
- 10:45pm New Tricks: 5, 10. Cry Me a River: Feathers are ruffled when a new face arrives at UCOS, while a paternity test leads to the reopening of a notorious case. Contains some sexual content. (1 hour)
- 11:45pm Miriam's Big American Adventure: 1, 3. Miriam Margolyes embarks on an epic road trip through middle America to meet the people whose voices and votes are reshaping the nation. (1 hour)
BBC TWO HD (102)
- 1:15am The Five Billion Pound Super Sewer: 3, 3. Following workers across London as they race to build an enormous supersewer. In this episode, tunnelling in central London finally begins. Contains some strong language. (1 hour)
- 2:15am Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing: 5, 6. Paul fishes at Bridge Pool near Christchurch in Dorset. Bob arrives late but redeems himself by hooking the first fish of the day. Contains some strong language. (30 minutes)
- 6:00am An Island Parish: Sark Winter: 4, 6. The Wheel Has Come Full Circle: Series following the community on the island of Sark. With Easter approaching, the beginning of Sark's tourist season, it is a busy time for many. (30 minutes)
- 8:00am Inventing the Impossible: The Big...: ...Life Fix. 1, 4. Inventors try to help a disabled man who dreams of snowboarding, a hairdresser who was born with one hand and a man who could die if his skin is exposed to sunlight. (1 hour)
- 1:45pm Building Dream Homes: 2, 15. Architect Chris Loyn gets to grips with an upside-down house near Cardiff, while Laurence Bowen and Paul Robinson work with a family in Winchester. (30 minutes)
- 2:15pm 24 Hours in the Past: 4, 4. Living history series with Fi Glover. Six celebrities work in four Victorian workplaces. The six celebrities spend their final 24 hours in the workhouse. (1 hour)
- 3:15pm Nature's Weirdest Events: Chris Packham delves into the world of weird. Chris examines the bizarre case of a mystery stinger in Australia and finds out what poisoned a scientist on a jungle expedition. (1 hour)
- 4:15pm Oceans: Atlantic Ocean: 4, 8. The team makes a dangerous dive into a 'black hole' in the Atlantic Ocean to discover how different earth's earliest oceans were 3.5 billion years ago. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Inventing the Impossible: The Big...: ...Life Fix. 4, 4. A team of inventors help a boy with Tourette's who wants to control his tics and a paralysed man who wants more independence. (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Searching for Mum: Sri Lanka: 1, 2. Following two women, who were both adopted as babies, as they return to Sri Lanka to try and find their birth families. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Quacks: 5, 6. The Bishop's Appendix: Comedy. John falls in love with Nicola Bell from the apothecary, but she is promised to another man. Can John see off his rival? Contains adult humour. (30 minutes)
ITV HD (103)
- 3:00am Paranoid: Crime drama series. As Alec has an unexpected visitor in hospital, Linda has a breakthrough in Dusseldorf and starts to believe that Ruben Locana's death was not an accident. Ep3 (50 minutes)
- 7:00pm Emmerdale: Ross' behaviour worries Pete. Megan and Frank are in peril. Victoria gets jealous. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Emmerdale: Tracy receives shocking news. Pete and Rhona move forward. Amelia has a secret. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Birds of a Feather: Going, Going, Gone: Tracey's had enough of Dorien entertaining gentlemen callers and Sharon not bringing in a living wage, and throws them both out. S3 Ep4 (30 minutes)
- 10:45pm easyJet: Inside The Cockpit: Documentary series following new recruits as they train to become pilots for easyJet. The programme follows the rookies' progress from the classroom to the cockpit. Ep1 (1 hour)
- 11:45pm Unforgotten: Cassie and Sunny call James, Tim and Chris back in for questioning following the revelation that they have all lied about their whereabouts on the night of Hayley's disappearance. S3 Ep5 (55 minutes)
Channel 4 HD (104)
- 3:30am Building the Dream: Charlie Luxton is in Caterham, Surrey, where Ben and Nicola are transforming a dilapidated bungalow into a contemporary split-level home. (S7 Ep8, 10) (55 minutes)
- 5:20am The Posh Frock Shop: The team's tasked with finding dresses for bride-to-be Sally and her mum Ann. Since recovering from breast cancer, Ann is looking forward to sharing this moment with her daughter. (Ep3) (25 minutes)
- 7:35am Everybody Loves Raymond: Ping Pong: Ray seeks revenge when he finds out that Frank let him win a game of table tennis when he was 12 years old. (25 minutes)
- 8:00am Everybody Loves Raymond: Pants on Fire: When Marie finds out that Ray held a party in her house 20 years ago, she spurns him in favour of Robert. (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Date: The Barones think that Robert is going too far in his efforts to fit in with his new group of friends. (30 minutes)
- 11:00am The Simpsons: Burns' Heir: Mr Burns decides he wants an heir and auditions Springfield's children for the position. When Bart wins, he must choose between his boring family and the rich Mr Burns. (30 minutes)
- 11:30am The Simpsons: Last Tap Dance in Springfield: Lisa takes up dancing but discovers that she's not very good at it. Bart and Milhouse duck out of their camping trip and decide to hide out in the mall. (30 minutes)
- 12:50pm The Great British Bake Off: It's the semi-final and the last four bakers are three patisserie challenges away from the biggest day in their baking lives. But first up, there's no business like choux business. (Ep9, 10) (1 hour 20 minutes)
- 5:30pm The Simpsons: Lady Bouvier's Lover: Grampa and Mr Burns compete for the affections of Marge's mother. Can she resist Mr Burns' marriage proposal? (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm The Simpsons: Simpson Christmas Stories: Homer gives his version of Jesus's birth, Grampa tells a Yuletide war story, and the residents of Springfield prepare for Christmas. (30 minutes)
- 6:30pm Hollyoaks: It's Dirk's funeral and Milo is trying to get his hands on the camcorder footage before Cindy plays it at the wake. At the Osbornes', Tom is putting off opening his A-level exam results. (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Meet the Drug Lords: Inside the...: ...Real Narcos: Jason Fox travels to Peru and the remote Cocaine Valley. He looks at both sides - meeting a cocaine chef and joining an elite police helicopter raid on a jungle lab. (Ep3, 3) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Ramsay's 24 Hours to Hell and Back: Gordon is in Los Angeles to save family-owned Mexican restaurant La Serenata, giving the dining room an inviting new turquoise interior and planning a smaller but more dynamic menu. (Ep5, 8) (1 hour)
- 11:35pm Saving Poundstretcher: Retail guru Chris Edwards tries to save the discount store. In this episode he tackles theft, and discovers that some staff members are partly to blame for Poundstretcher's losses. (Ep2, 3) (1 hour)
Channel 5 HD (105)
- 12:15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors: Documentary series. The doctors of Balham Park Surgery treat patients with heart concerns, including a man whose father has a rare genetic condition. (S3 Ep 38) (1 hour)
- 1:15pm Home and Away: Colby receives a text from someone called Bella Steele. A misunderstanding leads to Ty feeling rejected by John and Marilyn. Jasmine suspects that Colby still has feelings for her. (30 minutes)
- 1:45pm Neighbours: Bea and Xanthe hatch a plan to bring Mark and Elly together. Shane organises an impromptu performance of the musical to placate Dipi. Aaron strains his back in the gym. (35 minutes)
- 5:30pm Neighbours: Bea and Xanthe hatch a plan to bring Mark and Elly together. Shane organises an impromptu performance of the musical to placate Dipi. Aaron strains his back in the gym. (30 minutes)
- 6:00pm Home and Away: Colby receives a text from someone called Bella Steele. A misunderstanding leads to Ty feeling rejected by John and Marilyn. Jasmine suspects that Colby still has feelings for her. (30 minutes)
Channel 4+1 HD (109)
- 1:00am One Born Every Minute: Emma and James lost a combined 11 stone so they could start a family. Erika and Jez are on baby number two, after the struggle to conceive number one became an exhausting regime. (S10 Ep6) (55 minutes)
- 1:55am Meet the Drug Lords: Inside the...: ...Real Narcos: Ex-Special Forces Jason Fox visits Colombia. In Medellin, he meets Popeye, once close friend and chief assassin for Pablo Escobar - a man with 257 kills to his name. (Ep2, 3) (55 minutes)
- 4:30am Building the Dream: Charlie Luxton is in Caterham, Surrey, where Ben and Nicola are transforming a dilapidated bungalow into a contemporary split-level home. (S7 Ep8, 10) (55 minutes)
- 6:20am The Posh Frock Shop: The team's tasked with finding dresses for bride-to-be Sally and her mum Ann. Since recovering from breast cancer, Ann is looking forward to sharing this moment with her daughter. (Ep3) (25 minutes)
- 8:35am Everybody Loves Raymond: Ping Pong: Ray seeks revenge when he finds out that Frank let him win a game of table tennis when he was 12 years old. (25 minutes)
- 9:00am Everybody Loves Raymond: Pants on Fire: When Marie finds out that Ray held a party in her house 20 years ago, she spurns him in favour of Robert. (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Everybody Loves Raymond: Robert's Date: The Barones think that Robert is going too far in his efforts to fit in with his new group of friends. (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm The Simpsons: Burns' Heir: Mr Burns decides he wants an heir and auditions Springfield's children for the position. When Bart wins, he must choose between his boring family and the rich Mr Burns. (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm The Simpsons: Last Tap Dance in Springfield: Lisa takes up dancing but discovers that she's not very good at it. Bart and Milhouse duck out of their camping trip and decide to hide out in the mall. (30 minutes)
- 1:50pm The Great British Bake Off: It's the semi-final and the last four bakers are three patisserie challenges away from the biggest day in their baking lives. But first up, there's no business like choux business. (Ep9, 10) (1 hour 20 minutes)
- 6:30pm The Simpsons: Lady Bouvier's Lover: Grampa and Mr Burns compete for the affections of Marge's mother. Can she resist Mr Burns' marriage proposal? (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Simpsons: Simpson Christmas Stories: Homer gives his version of Jesus's birth, Grampa tells a Yuletide war story, and the residents of Springfield prepare for Christmas. (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Hollyoaks: It's Dirk's funeral and Milo is trying to get his hands on the camcorder footage before Cindy plays it at the wake. At the Osbornes', Tom is putting off opening his A-level exam results. (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm Meet the Drug Lords: Inside the...: ...Real Narcos: Jason Fox travels to Peru and the remote Cocaine Valley. He looks at both sides - meeting a cocaine chef and joining an elite police helicopter raid on a jungle lab. (Ep3, 3) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Ramsay's 24 Hours to Hell and Back: Gordon is in Los Angeles to save family-owned Mexican restaurant La Serenata, giving the dining room an inviting new turquoise interior and planning a smaller but more dynamic menu. (Ep5, 8) (1 hour)
4seven HD (110)
- 1:20am 24 Hours in A&E: Ex-paratrooper Martin has sustained life-changing injuries in a paraglider crash. Eddie's been weakened by chemotherapy and has severe sepsis. Graham's nose won't stop bleeding. (S15 Ep14) (55 minutes)
- 2:15am 24 Hours in A&E: John has been in a cycling accident. He went over his handlebars and was unconscious for 10 minutes. Sydney has severe chest pains. Alan has fallen and fractured his elbow. (S15 Ep11) (50 minutes)
- 3:05am One Born Every Minute: Emma and James lost a combined 11 stone so they could start a family. Erika and Jez are on baby number two, after the struggle to conceive number one became an exhausting regime. (S10 Ep6) (55 minutes)
- 4:00pm Homes by the Sea: Charlie Luxton visits more epic coastal homes around the UK. On the island of Lewis and Harris, he sees a home shaped like an S, a converted chapel and an eco-barn. (S3 Ep1, 6) (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Orangutan Jungle School: This series follows the stories of the orangutans at the world's biggest orangutan rehabilitation centre. In this episode, teen mum Clara and her baby Clarita arrive at the centre. (Ep1, 3) (1 hour)
- 11:05pm The Great British Bake Off: It's the semi-final and the last four bakers are three patisserie challenges away from the biggest day in their baking lives. But first up, there's no business like choux business. (Ep9, 10) (1 hour 20 minutes)
CBBC (201)
- 7:15am Strange Hill High: 11, 13. The MCDXX Men: Animated series. Mitchell, Becky and Templeton stumble across an underground lair that was home to a league of medieval superheroes. Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 9:05am Horrible Histories Horrid Henry VIII...: ...Special. 6, 15. Rowan Atkinson stars as the young King Henry VIII, as he struggles with his boring dad, before becoming king. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 12:05pm Jamie Johnson: 4, 10. Heart Breaker: Drama series. Dillon's got it all. But will he learn that there's more to being an academy player than scoring goals? Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 2:45pm Jamie Johnson: 4, 10. Heart Breaker: Drama series. Dillon's got it all. But will he learn that there's more to being an academy player than scoring goals? Also in HD. (25 minutes)
- 3:35pm Wallace and Gromit: The Wrong Trousers: Oscar-winning claymation. Wallace and his canine companion Gromit become embroiled in a jewellery heist after a mysterious penguin rents a room in their house. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm Horrible Histories: Terrible Tudor Special: Sketch comedy series. Featuring everything you need to know about history's most famous family. Including a never-before-seen sketch. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Joe All Alone: 4, 4. Escape: Drama series. Alone again, Joe loads the cash into his backpack, along with a few clothes, in preparation for running away early the next morning. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 6:25pm Odd Squad: A Job Well Undone: The Odd Squad investigates strange events. The agents compete to win Agents of the Month. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 8:30pm Joe All Alone: 4, 4. Escape: Drama series. Alone again, Joe loads the cash into his backpack, along with a few clothes, in preparation for running away early the next morning. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
CBeebies (202)
- 6:35am Twirlywoos: 4, 30. Up: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos are in a back garden where they watch a man hanging washing up on a line. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 7:15am Bing: Skateboard: Children's animation. Bing can't wait to have a go on a skateboard, but it's much harder to balance than Pando made it look. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:45am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Perilous Party: Animated series. When Peter discovers Mr Tod is the host of a surprise party, he must save the guests from becoming party food. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 8:10am Octonauts: 18, 22. Urchin Invasion: Animated deep sea adventures. The Octonauts head to the kelp forest to visit Shellington's sister Pearl and her newborn son Periwinkle. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 9:00am Timmy Time: 19, 26. Timmy Goes Camping: Animated adventures of a lamb at nursery school. Harriet and Osbourne take the class to a field where they have put up a tent, but Timmy will not join in. (10 minutes)
- 9:10am Olobob Top: Hat: Preschool animated series. Bobble's hat is too small, and gets broken when the Olobobs try to stretch it. They make Hatroyshka, who offers him three different-sized hats. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 9:20am Kit and Pup: 3, 52. Rough and Smooth: Preschool series. Kit and Pup are roller-skating in the park. Can you see who is skating on the rough path and who is skating on the smooth path? Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 9:25am Bing: Frog: Children's animation series. Bing finds a frog in the garden and wants to keep it, so he and Sula make the frog a 'house' in a bucket. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 9:35am Twirlywoos: 2, 25. More About Round and Round: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos find themselves in an office. They spin the office chairs round and round. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 12:35pm Sarah & Duck: 3, 41. Cheer Up Donkey: Animation. Sarah and Duck attempt to find out why their friend Donkey seems so sad. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 12:45pm Melody: 3, 20. Red Riding Hood: Preschool mixed-media music show. Melody listens to Danse Macabre, composed by Camille Saint-Saens, and imagines the story of Little Red Riding Hood. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 1:10pm Olobob Top: Hat: Preschool animated series. Bobble's hat is too small, and gets broken when the Olobobs try to stretch it. They make Hatroyshka, who offers him three different-sized hats. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 1:20pm Kit and Pup: 3, 52. Rough and Smooth: Preschool series. Kit and Pup are roller-skating in the park. Can you see who is skating on the rough path and who is skating on the smooth path? Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 1:25pm Bing: Frog: Children's animation series. Bing finds a frog in the garden and wants to keep it, so he and Sula make the frog a 'house' in a bucket. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 1:35pm Twirlywoos: 2, 25. More About Round and Round: Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos find themselves in an office. They spin the office chairs round and round. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 4:10pm Footy Pups: 19, 30. Healthy Eating: Preschool sports series. Rachel and her team have their healthy heads on whilst making a 'superstriker smoothie'. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 4:25pm New: Junk Rescue: 29, 30. Cardboard Boxes: Preschool series about upcycling. Danny finds a stack of cardboard boxes in the junkyard and takes them to his friend Charlotte, who is a cardboard artist. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 4:40pm New: Bitz and Bob: 12, 22. Amazing Owl Club: Animated preschool series. Everyone needs to figure out how to make Amazing Owl Club badges with flapping wings! Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:00pm Time for School: Documentary series about starting school. Miss Mills takes her class for a visit to the farm. Jacob hand feeds some ducks and Kaycee gets to fly an owl. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 5:35pm Topsy and Tim: Visiting School: Topsy and Tim are going to visit their new school and meet their new teacher. Also in HD. Then School of Roars. (10 minutes)
- 5:45pm Pablo: Crisps Everywhere: Animated preschool series. Pablo spills a packet of crisps everywhere. He goes to the top of a mountain, the bottom of the sea and the moon to get them back. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 6:00pm Clangers: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. 44, 52. Busy Buzzers: Small and Major Clanger discover a bowl of glow honey in a crater. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 6:10pm The Adventures of Abney & Teal: CBeebies Bedtime Hour. Brilliant Wheels: Animated adventures. Neep, Teal and Abney find some wheels. At first they are not brilliant, but soon they become a little too brilliant! Also in HD. (10 minutes)
CITV (203)
- 6:00am The Oddbods Show: Acting Out: Animated series. When a film crew set up in the cul-de-sac, Slick is determined to land a role. But, he has some hot competition in the form of Zee. S1 Ep47 (5 minutes)
- 6:05am The Oddbods Show: Pocket Size Pogo: Animated series. Pogo shrinks himself to have some fun in a remote control car, but it quickly gets out of hand when he discovers a remote control plane. S1 Ep48 (10 minutes)
- 8:30am New: Marvel's Avengers: Ultron...: ...Revolution. A Friend in Need: American animated television series based on the Marvel Comics superheroes. Thor teaches Vision a vaualble lesson about friendship. S4 Ep2 (30 minutes)
- 9:00am New: Pokemon: Sun and Moon -...: ...Ultra Adventures. Pushing the Fiery Envelope!: The animated adventures of Ash, Pikachu and their pocket monster friends. Ash takes on the greatest royal fighter! S21 Ep20 (25 minutes)
- 9:25am Thunderbirds Are Go: Legacy: A number of carefully staged disasters involve everyone at International Rescue and Kayo discovers that the Hood is behind these acts of terrorism. S1 Ep26 (30 minutes)
- 9:55am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Opera Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean ends up on stage at the opera house - in a dress. S2 Ep25 (15 minutes)
- 10:10am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Taxi Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean takes a taxi to his local toy shop, but a dodgy cabbie thinks he can take Bean for a ride. S2 Ep26 (15 minutes)
- 10:25am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Muscle Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler. Mr Bean needs to impress Irma, who is infatuated with the hunky delivery man. Bean tries to improve his physique at the gym. S2 Ep27 (15 minutes)
- 10:40am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: A New Friend: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean makes a new, flying friend. S2 Ep28 (15 minutes)
- 10:55am Wishfart: In Yo Face, Wishpower!: Dez grants Tsuni's wish to go to a movie - until her date turns out to be Neptune. Dez, Akiko and Puffin set out to make them miss the movie. S1 Ep27 (15 minutes)
- 11:10am Wishfart: Knit Harder!: Dez joins a knitting circle to impress Tsuni and accidentally unravels the fabric of reality. Even worse, Tsuni is erased from existence. S1 Ep28 (15 minutes)
- 11:25am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Catastrophic Cushion: The animated adventures of the mischievous boy. Henry wants a special Gross Class Zero cushion, but he finds he has got competition. S4 Ep29 (15 minutes)
- 11:40am Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry's Birthday Bonanza: Peter has the perfect birthday present for Henry, but for some reason Henry doesn't want to know. S4 Ep30 (15 minutes)
- 12:30pm The Haunted Hathaways: Haunted Halloween: Comedy series. While Ray and Miles help Taylor with her first Halloween party, Louie takes things a step further by booking a powerful ghost to haunt the party. S1 Ep16 (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Spy School: Operation Misfortune Cookie: The Spy School cadets are sent to look for fellow spy Agent U when she goes missing mysteriously in London's Chinatown. Could Goldfist be to blame? S1 Ep10 (30 minutes)
- 2:55pm Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Opera Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean ends up on stage at the opera house - in a dress. S2 Ep25 (15 minutes)
- 3:10pm Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Taxi Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean takes a taxi to his local toy shop, but a dodgy cabbie thinks he can take Bean for a ride. S2 Ep26 (20 minutes)
- 3:30pm Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Muscle Bean: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler. Mr Bean needs to impress Irma, who is infatuated with the hunky delivery man. Bean tries to improve his physique at the gym. S2 Ep27 (15 minutes)
- 3:45pm Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: A New Friend: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean makes a new, flying friend. S2 Ep28 (15 minutes)
- 4:00pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry and the Catastrophic Cushion: The animated adventures of the mischievous boy. Henry wants a special Gross Class Zero cushion, but he finds he has got competition. S4 Ep29 (15 minutes)
- 4:15pm Horrid Henry: Horrid Henry's Birthday Bonanza: Peter has the perfect birthday present for Henry, but for some reason Henry doesn't want to know. S4 Ep30 (15 minutes)
CBBC HD (204)
- 7:15am Strange Hill High: 11, 13. The MCDXX Men: Animated series. Mitchell, Becky and Templeton stumble across an underground lair that was home to a league of medieval superheroes. (25 minutes)
- 9:05am Horrible Histories Horrid Henry VIII...: ...Special. 6, 15. Rowan Atkinson stars as the young King Henry VIII, as he struggles with his boring dad, before becoming king. (30 minutes)
- 12:05pm Jamie Johnson: 4, 10. Heart Breaker: Drama series. Dillon's got it all. But will he learn that there's more to being an academy player than scoring goals? (30 minutes)
- 2:45pm Jamie Johnson: 4, 10. Heart Breaker: Drama series. Dillon's got it all. But will he learn that there's more to being an academy player than scoring goals? (25 minutes)
- 3:35pm Wallace and Gromit: The Wrong Trousers: Oscar-winning claymation. Wallace and his canine companion Gromit become embroiled in a jewellery heist after a mysterious penguin rents a room in their house. (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm Horrible Histories: Terrible Tudor Special: Sketch comedy series. Featuring everything you need to know about history's most famous family. Including a never-before-seen sketch. (30 minutes)
- 5:00pm Joe All Alone: 4, 4. Escape: Drama series. Alone again, Joe loads the cash into his backpack, along with a few clothes, in preparation for running away early the next morning. (30 minutes)
- 6:25pm Odd Squad: A Job Well Undone: The Odd Squad investigates strange events. The agents compete to win Agents of the Month. (15 minutes)
- 8:30pm Joe All Alone: 4, 4. Escape: Drama series. Alone again, Joe loads the cash into his backpack, along with a few clothes, in preparation for running away early the next morning. (30 minutes)
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