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Saturday 20th April
BBC ONE Lon (1)
- 11:30am Mary Berrys Quick Cooking: 6, 6. Mary is given an access-all-areas pass at Heathrow airport to see what is needed to keep one of the busiest airports in the world fed and running smoothly. (30 minutes)
- 8:20pm Casualty: 32, 47. With Gems help, Rash makes the choice to follow his dream of travelling. Will risks Connies wrath to help a patient. (50 minutes)
- 11:45pm Britain's Youngest Football Boss: 4, 10. West Ham United womens team face the daunting task of taking on champions Chelsea. Contains some strong language. (20 minutes)
BBC TWO (2)
- 6:30am CBeebies Puss in Boots: Its Jack birthday and a present leads to adventures for Jack and his new pet. Join Maddie, Danny, the Junkyard Helpers and Northern Ballet for the story of Puss in Boots. (45 minutes)
- 9:00am Deadly on a Mission: Pole to Pole: 8, 12. Steve Backshall's journey from pole to pole continues, as the expedition reaches the jungles of Guyana. Steve's first find is a feisty two-metre-long snake. (30 minutes)
- 12:55pm Pilgrimage: The Road to Rome: The celebrity pilgrims set off on the final challenging stretch of the Via toward Rome. When they receive an extraordinary invitation from the Vatican, emotions run high. (1 hour)
- 6:50pm Alice in Wonderland: Fantasy based on the classic tale. Alice, now 19 years old, is transported to Wonderland, where she must triumph over the Red Queen and the Jabberwock. Johnny Depp stars. (1 hour 40 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Importance of Being Oscar: A star-studded account of Oscar Wildes glittering and controversial career before his trial for homosexual crimes and tragic fall from grace. (1 hour 25 minutes)
- 10:25pm The Importance of Being Earnest: Adaptation of Oscar Wilde's masterpiece, set in 1890s England. A comedy of mistaken identity ensues when two gentlemen friends use the same alias to pursue the women they love. (1 hour 30 minutes)
ITV (3)
- 6:00am Dino Dana: Dino Back Riding: The adventures of eight-year-old Dana, palaeontologist in training! Dana gets a chance to ride a Hippodraco at Grandma's farm. S2 Ep13 (10 minutes)
- 6:35am Make It Pop: Band Blast Off: Musical comedy series. The Band Blast judges pair XO-IQ and L3 to sing a band duet, but the teens' off-stage hijinks put their on-stage careers in jeopardy. S2 Ep15 (25 minutes)
- 7:05am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Birthday Party: Mr Bean is feeling down. Everyone has forgotten his birthday - and to make it worse Mrs Wicket is having a noisy party downstairs. S2 Ep45 (10 minutes)
- 7:15am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: In the Garden: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean digs a hole in his garden - and finds a bomb. S2 Ep46 (15 minutes)
- 7:30am Marvel's Avengers: Ultron Revolution: Seeing Double: American animated television series based on the Marvel Comics superheroes. Hulk is ambused by HYDRA and turned into something evil... S4 Ep1 (30 minutes)
- 12:55pm Save Money: Lose Weight: Lisa Riley's Honesty Diet is road-tested pound for pound by 44-year-old surgical matron Clare. Will this diet make Clare's dream of wearing the perfect wedding dress come true? (30 minutes)
- 1:25pm The Spy Who Loved Me: Bond movie starring Roger Moore and Barbara Bach, 1977. James Bond investigates when a submarine holding nuclear warheads suddenly vanishes while on patrol. (2 hours 35 minutes)
- 6:30pm New: Ninja Warrior UK: More 'Superhero' contestants try their luck against the toughest obstacle course on TV alongside Alex Beresford, Maggie Alphonsi and a very special mystery guest! S5 Ep2 (1 hour)
- 7:30pm New: In For A Penny: Norwich: Stephen Mulhern travels the UK with his feel-good, on the street game show. Here, Stephen hits the streets of Norwich to find someone to play for a thousand pounds. S1 Ep2 (30 minutes)
- 10:35pm The Fast and the Furious: Action thriller starring Vin Diesel and Paul Walker, 2001. An FBI agent investigates a series of hijackings by going undercover with a street gang. (1 hour 55 minutes)
Channel 4 (4)
- 1:55am Chimerica: Kodak Ergo Sum: Drama thriller with Alessandro Nivola and Sophie Okonedo. A photojournalist travels to China in the hope of discovering the truth behind his most famous photograph. (Ep1, 4) (55 minutes)
- 2:50am Lee and Dean: The acclaimed comedy returns. When Lee finds himself with nowhere to live, Dean invites him back to the flat - but it's a very different place now with Dani there. (S2 Ep2, 6) (25 minutes)
- 8:10am The Big Bang Theory: The Junior Professor Solution: When Sheldon has to teach a course at the university, Howard enrols in his class. Tension is brewing between Penny and Bernadette. (S8 Ep2, 24) (25 minutes)
- 8:35am The Big Bang Theory: The First Pitch Insufficiency: Howard's nervous when Nasa ask him to throw the first pitch at a baseball game. Sheldon claims his and Amy's relationship is the best in the gang. (S8 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Hook-Up Reverberation: Raj's honesty about his past comes back to haunt him when his girlfriend Emily gives Penny the cold shoulder. The guys consider an investment. (S8 Ep4, 24) (25 minutes)
- 4:30pm George Clarke's Old House New Home: George designs a new kitchen in a Welsh home that's part medieval, for an owner who doesn't really like kitchens. He also tackles an awkward extension in Hove. (S2 Ep3, 4) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 5:35pm Kirstie and Phil's Love It or...: ...List It. The property gurus are in Larne in Northern Ireland to help a couple decide whether to ditch their rural 70s bungalow or stick with it. Could a garage hold the key? (S4 Ep2, 8) (55 minutes)
- 8:00pm Great Canal Journeys: Timothy West and Prunella Scales embark on an epic adventure along Canada's Rideau Canal, a world heritage site - from the backwoods of Ontario to the nation's capital. (S9 Ep6) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm The Shallows: (2016) Thriller starring Blake Lively. A surfer is stalked and attacked by an enormous great white shark, leaving her fighting for her life, just 200 metres from shore. Gory scenes. (1 hour 40 minutes)
- 10:40pm Ted 2: (2012) Adult comedy sequel. Ted, the toy bear who came to life, faces a legal challenge to his marriage. With Mark Wahlberg, Amanda Seyfried and Jessica Barth. Strong language, sex, drugs. (2 hours 5 minutes)
Channel 5 (5)
- 3:10am Wentworth Prison: Graphic drama series. Ferguson puts her plan to kill Bea into action. Liz learns that Sonia is probably a serial killer. Maxine leaves for a double mastectomy. (S4 Ep 8) (50 minutes)
- 4:00am Wentworth Prison: Drama series. Bea's vitrolic condemnation of her when she attempts to apologise stings Kaz into lying about Allie's part in the murder plot. (S4 Ep 9) (55 minutes)
ITV2 (6)
- 1:05am The Cleveland Show: Another Bad Thanksgiving: Cleveland is upset when Donna's bossy sister and her unruly children visit for Thanksgiving. S2 Ep7 (25 minutes)
- 1:30am The Cleveland Show: Fat and Wet: Cleveland Jr and Kendra feel ashamed to wear swimsuits, so appeal for equal rights for people who are overweight. S2 Ep6 (25 minutes)
- 6:10am Emmerdale Omnibus: Jacob is driven to desperate measures. Robert offers encouragement to Aaron. The finger of suspicion is pointed at Dawn. (2 hours 50 minutes)
- 9:00am Coronation Street Omnibus: Suspicion falls on Imran when Wayne's report is stolen. Gary meets a familiar face on his first day collecting debts. Gemma storms off following a row with Chesney. (3 hours)
- 1:05pm In For A Penny: Cardiff: Stephen Mulhern travels the UK with his feel-good, portable game show, this time visiting Cardiff to find someone to play for a thousand pounds. S1 Ep1 (30 minutes)
- 1:35pm Ninja Warrior UK: Ninja Warrior UK returns for a brand new series. In the first episode, members of the public compete alongside Jake Quickenden, Dom Lever, Katie Walsh and Lee Latchford-Evans. S5 Ep1 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 5:25pm The Lord of the Rings: The...: ...Return of the King. Fantasy sequel starring Elijah Wood, 2003. Frodo Baggins's quest to reach Mount Doom with the One Ring reaches its final stage. (1 hour)
- 6:30pm The Lord of the Rings: The...: ...Return of the King. Fantasy sequel starring Elijah Wood, 2003. Frodo Baggins's quest to reach Mount Doom with the One Ring reaches its final stage. (2 hours 45 minutes)
- 11:05pm Family Guy: Airport '07: Animated comedy. Peter causes Quagmire to lose his job as an airline pilot. Keen to make amends, Peter enlists Joe and Cleveland to help Quagmire get his job back. S5 Ep12 (30 minutes)
- 11:35pm Family Guy: Whistle While Your Wife Works: Animated comedy about US family life. When Peter gets hurt and cannot work, his boss tells him that he needs to speed things up, so Lois helps him out. S5 Ep5 (30 minutes)
Pick (11)
- 1:00am New: The Force: Essex: Nothing As It Seems: Essex Police chase down some reckless boy racers, while cops in Southend deal with a woman threatening to take her own life. (S4, ep 3) (1 hour)
- 2:00am New: The Force: Essex: New & Exclusive. Bank Holiday Blues and Twos: Southend police are called to a mass brawl on the seafront. Contains flashing images. (S4, ep 4) (1 hour)
- 3:00am The Force: Essex: All For One and One For All: Officers pursue a joyrider in Southend, while in Colchester a suspected drug dealer is arrested. Plus, there's trouble in Basildon. (S4, ep 5) (1 hour)
- 4:30am Motorway Patrol: Documentary series from New Zealand following the madness and mayhem faced by intrepid officers as they pull over motorists for a variety of suspected offences. (S4, ep 3) (30 minutes)
- 7:00am Nothing To Declare UK: Observational documentary series following customs officials as they search and seize illegal drugs and contraband in their continued fight to protect our borders from criminals. (S3, ep 6) (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Attenborough - Wild City: With the latest film-making technology, Sir David Attenborough uncovers the unseen natural treasures of Singapore and explores how the wildlife has adapted to the human world. (1 of 3) (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Attenborough - Wild City: With the latest film-making technology, Sir David Attenborough uncovers the unseen natural treasures of Singapore and explores how the wildlife has adapted to the human world. (2 of 3) (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Attenborough - Wild City: With the latest film-making technology, Sir David Attenborough uncovers the unseen natural treasures of Singapore and explores how the wildlife has adapted to the human world. (3 of 3) (1 hour)
Dave (12)
- 2:30am Crackanory: Super stories for big kids! A cleaner is accidentally launched into space and a weatherman controls the climate in two tales read by Vic Reeves and the late, great Rik Mayall. (35 minutes)
- 3:05am Crackanory: Dave's award-winning adult short story series. Paul Whitehouse's dark yarn centres on a reenactment group. The late Carrie Fisher narrates a twisted tale about an eerie hotel. (55 minutes)
- 7:55am Top Gear: Turbo-charged motoring show with Clarkson and the team. Driving three 1,500-pound rear-wheel drive coupes, the boys end up in a terrifying French ice race. Sienna Miller guests. (1 hour)
- 12:50pm Top Gear: Burma Special: The lads are on a mission to build a bridge over the River Kwai, but first they must drive across Burma - a nation largely closed to Westerners - in three rickety lorries! (2 hours 40 minutes)
- 3:30pm Top Gear: Africa Special: The boys embark on a mission of biblical proportions: to find the source of the Nile, using three ageing motors to negotiate traffic, mudslides and crocodile-infested waters. (2 hours 30 minutes)
Channel 4+1 (13)
- 1:05am Kick-Ass 2: (2013) Violent superhero action-comedy with Aaron Taylor-Johnson and ChloÈe Grace Moretz. Teen crime-fighters Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl face a new nemesis. Very strong language, offensive scenes. (1 hour 50 minutes)
- 2:55am Chimerica: Kodak Ergo Sum: Drama thriller with Alessandro Nivola and Sophie Okonedo. A photojournalist travels to China in the hope of discovering the truth behind his most famous photograph. (Ep1, 4) (55 minutes)
- 3:50am Lee and Dean: The acclaimed comedy returns. When Lee finds himself with nowhere to live, Dean invites him back to the flat - but it's a very different place now with Dani there. (S2 Ep2, 6) (25 minutes)
- 9:10am The Big Bang Theory: The Junior Professor Solution: When Sheldon has to teach a course at the university, Howard enrols in his class. Tension is brewing between Penny and Bernadette. (S8 Ep2, 24) (25 minutes)
- 9:35am The Big Bang Theory: The First Pitch Insufficiency: Howard's nervous when Nasa ask him to throw the first pitch at a baseball game. Sheldon claims his and Amy's relationship is the best in the gang. (S8 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Hook-Up Reverberation: Raj's honesty about his past comes back to haunt him when his girlfriend Emily gives Penny the cold shoulder. The guys consider an investment. (S8 Ep4, 24) (25 minutes)
- 5:30pm George Clarke's Old House New Home: George designs a new kitchen in a Welsh home that's part medieval, for an owner who doesn't really like kitchens. He also tackles an awkward extension in Hove. (S2 Ep3, 4) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 6:35pm Kirstie and Phil's Love It or...: ...List It. The property gurus are in Larne in Northern Ireland to help a couple decide whether to ditch their rural 70s bungalow or stick with it. Could a garage hold the key? (S4 Ep2, 8) (55 minutes)
- 9:00pm Great Canal Journeys: Timothy West and Prunella Scales embark on an epic adventure along Canada's Rideau Canal, a world heritage site - from the backwoods of Ontario to the nation's capital. (S9 Ep6) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm The Shallows: (2016) Thriller starring Blake Lively. A surfer is stalked and attacked by an enormous great white shark, leaving her fighting for her life, just 200 metres from shore. Gory scenes. (1 hour 40 minutes)
- 11:40pm Ted 2: (2012) Adult comedy sequel. Ted, the toy bear who came to life, faces a legal challenge to his marriage. With Mark Wahlberg, Amanda Seyfried and Jessica Barth. Strong language, sex, drugs. (2 hours 5 minutes)
More 4 (14)
- 1:35pm Devon and Cornwall: In Mylor Creek, south Cornwall, a floating restaurant has its opening night. A farmer gives back near Exmoor. And Dartmoor sheep farmers prepare for Devon's historic Widecombe fair. (Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:00pm Emergency Helicopter Medics: New: Air ambulance teams rush to help Bill after his car flips. Malcolm, who has had a cardiac arrest, is put under emergency anaesthetic on a hospital helipad. (S2 Ep7) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: A look at the importance of friendships for staff and patients in A&E. David's housemate brings him to King's after he has seizures. Suzette has been knocked over by a cyclist. (S5 Ep7, 8) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm 24 Hours in A&E: This episode explores how life can change in the blink of an eye and how life or death depends on the actions of those around you when things go wrong. (S5 Ep8, 8) (1 hour)
Film4 (15)
- 7:10pm Men in Black: (1997) Sci-fi comedy. Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith star as top-secret agents who monitor and hush up the presence of aliens on Earth - and discover one scary critter's deadly plot. (1 hour 50 minutes)
- 9:00pm Star Trek Into Darkness: (2013) Sci-fi action adventure starring Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto and Benedict Cumberbatch. Kirk loses command of the Enterprise and a renegade operative threatens Starfleet. Violence. (2 hours 35 minutes)
Really (17)
- 4:00am My Ghost Story: Eyewitness accounts of paranormal encounters. Unexplainable orbs are captured on camera in an old Civil War building in Kentucky, and homeowner is harassed by a dark spirit. (45 minutes)
- 7:00pm DIY SOS Special: The Italian Job: DIY SOS: Special: The Italian Job: Nick Knowles and the team take a trip overseas to help some hapless home improvers in Italy. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Louis Theroux: Drinking to Oblivion: Louis Theroux witnesses the destructive effects of alcohol addiction first-hand as he spends time with patients from the specialist liver centre at King's College Hospital. (1 hour)
Yesterday (19)
- 1:00am Raiders of the Lost Past: The Veil of Veronica: Paul Badde embarks on a quest of Biblical proportions to prove that an image of Jesus found in Italy is in fact the Veil of Veronica, a long-lost Catholic relic. (1 hour)
- 2:00am Raiders of the Lost Past: The Mystery of the Spider Rocks: In the early 1900s, Dave Arnold used a cryptic map to track down Spanish gold in Texas. Hear about the daring exploits of a real-life treasure hunter. (1 hour)
- 8:00am Planet Earth: Ice Worlds: David Attenborough's awe-inspiring natural history series visits the frozen worlds of the Arctic and Antarctic. See polar bears negotiate the retreat of the ice. (1 hour)
- 9:00am Planet Earth: Great Plains: David Attenborough looks at the immense wildernesses that support millions of wildebeest and caribou. These breathtaking gatherings of wildlife are captured on film. (1 hour)
- 10:00am Planet Earth: Seasonal Forests: David Attenborough narrates this series about the world's ecosystems. Enjoy a look at some amazing woodlands, such as the strange baobab forests of Madagascar. (1 hour)
- 11:00am Planet Earth: Jungles: David Attenborough's acclaimed natural history series. Learn about tropical rainforests, which cover just three per cent of the world yet are home to half of its species. (1 hour)
- 12:00pm Planet Earth: Ice Worlds: David Attenborough's awe-inspiring natural history series visits the frozen worlds of the Arctic and Antarctic. See polar bears negotiate the retreat of the ice. (1 hour)
- 1:00pm Planet Earth: Great Plains: David Attenborough looks at the immense wildernesses that support millions of wildebeest and caribou. These breathtaking gatherings of wildlife are captured on film. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Planet Earth: Seasonal Forests: David Attenborough narrates this series about the world's ecosystems. Enjoy a look at some amazing woodlands, such as the strange baobab forests of Madagascar. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Planet Earth: Jungles: David Attenborough's acclaimed natural history series. Learn about tropical rainforests, which cover just three per cent of the world yet are home to half of its species. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Planet Earth: Ice Worlds: David Attenborough's awe-inspiring natural history series visits the frozen worlds of the Arctic and Antarctic. See polar bears negotiate the retreat of the ice. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Planet Earth: Great Plains: David Attenborough looks at the immense wildernesses that support millions of wildebeest and caribou. These breathtaking gatherings of wildlife are captured on film. (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Planet Earth: Seasonal Forests: David Attenborough narrates this series about the world's ecosystems. Enjoy a look at some amazing woodlands, such as the strange baobab forests of Madagascar. (1 hour)
- 7:00pm Planet Earth: Jungles: David Attenborough's acclaimed natural history series. Learn about tropical rainforests, which cover just three per cent of the world yet are home to half of its species. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Impossible Engineering: The Perdido Oil Rig: Located in the Gulf of Mexico, Perdido is the world's deepest floating oil platform and is almost as tall as the Eiffel Tower. Hear about its construction. (1 hour)
Drama (20)
- 1:40am New Tricks: Ice Cream Wars: Dennis Waterman teams up with James Bolam in the hit cop drama. The case of the ice cream bandit, an armed robber who targeted ice cream vans, is re-opened. (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 9:15am Death in Paradise: An Unhelpful Aid: Danny John-Jules, otherwise known as Red Dwarf's Cat, stars in the popular tropical mystery caper. With Richard struck down by a disease, Dwayne and Fidel must solve a case. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 10:20am Death in Paradise: Music of Murder: Ben Miller stars in the popular tropical crime caper. Richard sees the dark side of showbiz when a comeback concert ends in the most public of murders. (1 hour 20 minutes)
- 11:40am Death in Paradise: Amongst Us: Danny John-Jules stars in the popular tropical crime caper. Dwayne ends up embroiled in a murder investigation when a piece of incriminating evidence is found. (1 hour 20 minutes)
- 1:00pm Father Brown: The Hammer of God: Mark Williams stars in the superb mysteries based on the tales of GK Chesterton. A man is murdered at the unveiling of a new church clock. (1 hour)
- 2:00pm Father Brown: The Flying Stars: Mark Williams stars as the sleuthing priest in the mystery series based on the classic tales by GK Chesterton. Father Brown investigates a tragic drowning. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Father Brown: The Wrong Shape: Mark Williams is the sleuthing cleric in the mystery series based on the classic fiction of GK Chesterton. Soon after his poetry recital, a man is found hanged. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Father Brown: The Man in the Tree: Mark Williams stars in the mystery series based on the stories of GK Chesterton. Sid is accused when Lady Felicia finds an injured man stuck up a tree. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Father Brown: The Eye of Apollo: The mystery series based on the stories of GK Chesterton. When the Church of Apollo comes to Kembleford, Susie is drawn to their charming leader, Kalon. (1 hour)
- 6:00pm The Brokenwood Mysteries: The Scarecrow: Time for crime in the popular Kiwi drama series. Shepherd tries to solve the murder of farmer Philip Henderson, who was the victim of an obscure poison. (2 hours)
- 9:00pm Father Brown: The Bride of Christ: Mark Williams stars in the mystery series adapted from the stories of GK Chesterton. Father Brown investigates when two nuns die in mysterious circumstances. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Father Brown: The Devil's Dust: Mystery from the mind of GK Chesterton. Father Brown joins the search when a girl who is believed to be radioactive goes missing overnight. (1 hour)
5 USA (21)
- 1:50am CSI: New York: Criminal Justice: Crime drama. Stella finds a discrepancy at a murder scene that implicates a district attorney in a different crime. (S6 Ep 12) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Branded: Crime drama series. When a young woman takes revenge for a gang rape committed 14 years ago, the team clash with the new Assistant District Attorney about how to proceed. (S12 Ep 6) (1 hour)
- 11:00pm Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Trophy: Police drama series. In this episode, as Benson and Stabler search for whoever murdered a young woman they unearth a box of trinkets that may be a serial killer's trophies. (S12 Ep 7) (55 minutes)
- 11:55pm Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Penetration: Police drama series about an elite sex crime unit. An FBI agent refuses to cooperate in the investigation of her rape, claiming it will jeopardise an undercover case. (S12 Ep 8) (1 hour)
ITV4 (24)
- 6:15am The Professionals: Cry Wolf: Is Susan Grant crying wolf as the police think she is? Meanwhile, Cowley is asked to find out more about Henry Laughlin. S5 Ep3 (1 hour)
- 11:15am Hornblower: The Duchess and the Devil: Hornblower leads a daring raid on a French sloop, and is rewarded by being allowed to set sail for England. S1 Ep3 (2 hours 15 minutes)
- 4:00pm Casino Royale: Bond movie spoof starring David Niven, 1967. Sir James Bond is brought out of retirement to save the world from the machinations of the criminal organisation SMERSH. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 5:10pm Casino Royale: Bond movie spoof starring David Niven, 1967. Sir James Bond is brought out of retirement to save the world from the machinations of the criminal organisation SMERSH. (1 hour 35 minutes)
- 9:50pm The Shawshank Redemption: Stirring drama starring Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman, 1994. Two imprisoned men bond over a number of years, finding solace and eventual redemption through their acts. (1 hour)
- 10:55pm The Shawshank Redemption: Stirring drama starring Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman, 1994. Two imprisoned men bond over a number of years, finding solace and eventual redemption through their acts. (1 hour 50 minutes)
Home (25)
- 1:50am Celebrity Fantasy Homes: Marbella, Spain with Lee Sharpe: Ex-England footballer Lee Sharpe looks for a property on the Costa del Sol and tells Gaby Roslin that he's sick of his playboy reputation. (50 minutes)
- 2:40am Celebrity Fantasy Homes: Sussex & Kent with Right Said Fred: Right Said Fred brothers Fred and Richard Fairbrass want to move into a two-and-a-half million pound country house with their mum. (50 minutes)
ITVBe (26)
- 6:00am Be Beautiful: Make-up tutorial. Vlogger Sabrina Britton shows how to create beautiful spotlight eyes, inspired by Selena Gomez. S2 Ep11 (10 minutes)
- 12:00pm Be Beautiful: Danielle Armstrong: Make-up tutorial. Today, make-up artist Lyndsey Harrison shows TOWIE star Danielle Armstrong how to create a fun and flowery festival look. S2 Ep1 (15 minutes)
- 4:05pm Sam and Billie Faiers: The Mummy Diaries: Sam introduces little Paul to his new bedroom in a bid to get her own bed back. Billie and Greg rehearse their wedding dance with Kimberly Wyatt. S5 Ep7 (1 hour)
- 5:05pm Dinner Date: Chaand: Dating series. Chaand from London dines with three lucky lads. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will he want to see for seconds? S6 Ep5 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 6:10pm Dinner Date: Dulcie: Dating series. Dulcie from Bristol dines with three lucky lads. When the dinners have been eaten and the dates are done, who will she want to see for seconds? S6 Ep4 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 7:15pm Dinner Date: Julia: Culinary dating show. Julia from Gloucester chooses three dates from five menus. Once the dinners have been eaten, who will she want to see for seconds? S4 Ep15 (1 hour)
- 8:15pm Dinner Date: Joe: Joe from Bromley is going to be given five menus, each put together by a potential blind date but Joe will only be having dinner with three of them. S9 Ep15 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:20pm Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason: Bridget is emotionally satisfied at long last with Mark Darcy, her barrister boyfriend, but matters are complicated when her ex-lover comes back into her life. (1 hour)
- 10:25pm Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason: Bridget is emotionally satisfied at long last with Mark Darcy, her barrister boyfriend, but matters are complicated when her ex-lover comes back into her life. (1 hour 5 minutes)
ITV2 +1 (27)
- 1:10am American Dad!: Morning Mimosa: Animated series. When Steve swears at Francine, she refuses to cook for him and he becomes a successful chef. Stan begins to believe he can make people invisible. S11 Ep11 (25 minutes)
- 1:35am American Dad!: Ciapow: Animated comedy. Stan and his CIA co-workers go to Thailand to blow up a weapons cache, but Bullock has already sent a drone to do the job. S11 Ep5 (30 minutes)
- 2:05am The Cleveland Show: Another Bad Thanksgiving: Cleveland is upset when Donna's bossy sister and her unruly children visit for Thanksgiving. S2 Ep7 (25 minutes)
- 2:30am The Cleveland Show: Fat and Wet: Cleveland Jr and Kendra feel ashamed to wear swimsuits, so appeal for equal rights for people who are overweight. S2 Ep6 (25 minutes)
- 7:10am Emmerdale Omnibus: Jacob is driven to desperate measures. Robert offers encouragement to Aaron. The finger of suspicion is pointed at Dawn. (2 hours 50 minutes)
- 10:00am Coronation Street Omnibus: Suspicion falls on Imran when Wayne's report is stolen. Gary meets a familiar face on his first day collecting debts. Gemma storms off following a row with Chesney. (3 hours)
- 2:05pm In For A Penny: Cardiff: Stephen Mulhern travels the UK with his feel-good, portable game show, this time visiting Cardiff to find someone to play for a thousand pounds. S1 Ep1 (30 minutes)
- 2:35pm Ninja Warrior UK: Ninja Warrior UK returns for a brand new series. In the first episode, members of the public compete alongside Jake Quickenden, Dom Lever, Katie Walsh and Lee Latchford-Evans. S5 Ep1 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 6:25pm The Lord of the Rings: The...: ...Return of the King. Fantasy sequel starring Elijah Wood, 2003. Frodo Baggins's quest to reach Mount Doom with the One Ring reaches its final stage. (1 hour)
- 7:30pm The Lord of the Rings: The...: ...Return of the King. Fantasy sequel starring Elijah Wood, 2003. Frodo Baggins's quest to reach Mount Doom with the One Ring reaches its final stage. (2 hours 45 minutes)
E4 (28)
- 1:25am The Big Bang Theory: The Gorilla Experiment: Penny feels left out when Bernadette asks Sheldon to teach her about science. And Howard is jealous when Bernadette asks Leonard about his work. (S3 Ep10, 23) (30 minutes)
- 1:55am The Big Bang Theory: The Maternal Congruence: Leonard is horrified when his mother turns up unannounced for a visit at Christmas, but then he finds out Sheldon knew about her divorce before him. (S3 Ep11, 23) (25 minutes)
- 2:20am Tattoo Fixers: Extreme: Brand new series: Pash covers Pete's offensive ink. Sketch helps Sam with a backdoor blunder. Uzzi loses Chrissy's charmless chat-up line. Alice inks heart transplant patient Brad. (S6 Ep4) (55 minutes)
- 3:15am Celebs Go Dating: The Finale: The celebs and their dates have fun in the sun on Crete. Olivia and Sam have a heart-to-heart talk about their feelings. Who will they ask to the final party? (S5 Ep20, 20) (55 minutes)
- 4:10am The Big Bang Theory: The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a girl he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7, 24) (20 minutes)
- 4:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Isolation Permutation: Amy is heartbroken when she finds out that Penny and Bernadette went on a shopping trip to buy bridesmaids dresses without her. (S5 Ep8, 24) (20 minutes)
- 4:50am 2 Broke Girls: And the Lost Baggage: Caroline is flown to Los Angeles at the expense of a film studio to talk about turning her life story into a movie, so Max tags along. (S5 Ep13, 22) (20 minutes)
- 5:10am 2 Broke Girls: And You Bet Your Ass: Caroline learns that when the film studio's writers turn her life story into a movie, they don't intend to include anything about Max. (S5 Ep14, 22) (50 minutes)
- 2:10pm The Goldbergs: Brand new series - Our Perfect Strangers: Erica, Barry and Adam are unhappy when their distant relative Gleb visits from Russia, until they realise he can make their lives easier. (S6 Ep17) (30 minutes)
- 2:40pm Schooled: Brand new series - Kris Kross: Lainey and CB have different ways of dealing with two students who show up to school with their clothes on backwards. Coach Mellor lays down the law. (Ep7, 13) (30 minutes)
- 3:10pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Brand new series - Four Movements: Gina plays a game of chess with Captain Holt, goes out for lunch with Diaz and Santiago and infiltrates an expensive social club with Peralta. (S6 Ep4, 18) (30 minutes)
- 3:40pm Young Sheldon: Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza: Sheldon is busy obsessing over the status of Meemaw's budding relationship with his mentor Dr John Sturgis. (S1 Ep21, 22) (30 minutes)
- 4:10pm Young Sheldon: Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set: When Meemaw is pursued by two gentlemen callers and decides to date them both, Sheldon interferes. (S1 Ep22, 22) (30 minutes)
- 4:40pm Young Sheldon: Brand new series - Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary: Thinking she may be expecting, Mary secretly buys a pregnancy test with Meemaw. Sheldon takes up the violin. (S2 Ep17, 22) (30 minutes)
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- 5:35pm The Big Bang Theory: The Jiminy Conjecture: Leonard and Penny feel awkward around each other after their romantic liaison, while Sheldon and Howard take bets to determine a species of cricket. (S3 Ep2, 23) (30 minutes)
- 6:05pm The Big Bang Theory: The Gothowitz Deviation: Sheldon tries to modify Penny's behaviour and rewards her with chocolate when she does what he wants, while Howard and Raj go to a goth nightclub. (S3 Ep3, 23) (30 minutes)
- 6:35pm The Big Bang Theory: The Pirate Solution: Raj must find a job or he'll be sent back to India so he accepts an offer of work from Sheldon. Leonard and Penny try to get some time for themselves. (S3 Ep4, 23) (30 minutes)
- 7:05pm The Big Bang Theory: The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary: Sheldon is irked when Star Trek actor Wil Wheaton (guest starring as himself) takes part in the same contest as him due to a childhood snub. (S3 Ep5, 23) (30 minutes)
- 7:35pm The Big Bang Theory: The Discovery Dissipation: Sheldon feels guilty when he gets attention for his accidental discovery of a new element. Raj stays with Howard and Bernadette for a week. (S7 Ep10, 24) (25 minutes)
- 8:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Long Distance Dissonance: The gang worry when Sheldon's former admirer, Dr Ramona Nowitzki, turns up while Amy is away working at Princeton. (S10 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm The Big Bang Theory: Brand new series - The Laureate Accumulation: When their academic competitors charm America on a publicity tour, Sheldon and Amy try to get some Nobel laureates on their side. (S12 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm A Good Day to Die Hard: (2013) Part five of the action-thriller series. When cop John McClane (Bruce Willis) flies to Moscow to help his estranged son he finds danger at every turn. Violence, strong language. (1 hour 55 minutes)
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- 1:10am New: Dream Corp LLC [adult swim]: Brand new series - Guys and Dads: Dejected Mr Simzer brings his son in for treatment, but the staff realise the teenager - Patient 56 - isn't the only one who needs dream therapy. (S2 Ep7) (10 minutes)
- 2:25am The Big Bang Theory: The Gorilla Experiment: Penny feels left out when Bernadette asks Sheldon to teach her about science. And Howard is jealous when Bernadette asks Leonard about his work. (S3 Ep10, 23) (30 minutes)
- 2:55am The Big Bang Theory: The Maternal Congruence: Leonard is horrified when his mother turns up unannounced for a visit at Christmas, but then he finds out Sheldon knew about her divorce before him. (S3 Ep11, 23) (25 minutes)
- 3:20am Tattoo Fixers: Extreme: Brand new series: Pash covers Pete's offensive ink. Sketch helps Sam with a backdoor blunder. Uzzi loses Chrissy's charmless chat-up line. Alice inks heart transplant patient Brad. (S6 Ep4) (55 minutes)
- 4:15am Celebs Go Dating: The Finale: The celebs and their dates have fun in the sun on Crete. Olivia and Sam have a heart-to-heart talk about their feelings. Who will they ask to the final party? (S5 Ep20, 20) (55 minutes)
- 5:10am The Big Bang Theory: The Good Guy Fluctuation: Leonard doubts his feelings for Priya when he kisses a girl he meets in the comic book shop. The gang pull pranks on Sheldon to celebrate Halloween. (S5 Ep7, 24) (20 minutes)
- 5:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Isolation Permutation: Amy is heartbroken when she finds out that Penny and Bernadette went on a shopping trip to buy bridesmaids dresses without her. (S5 Ep8, 24) (20 minutes)
- 5:50am 2 Broke Girls: And the Lost Baggage: Caroline is flown to Los Angeles at the expense of a film studio to talk about turning her life story into a movie, so Max tags along. (S5 Ep13, 22) (20 minutes)
- 6:10am 2 Broke Girls: And You Bet Your Ass: Caroline learns that when the film studio's writers turn her life story into a movie, they don't intend to include anything about Max. (S5 Ep14, 22) (50 minutes)
- 3:10pm The Goldbergs: Brand new series - Our Perfect Strangers: Erica, Barry and Adam are unhappy when their distant relative Gleb visits from Russia, until they realise he can make their lives easier. (S6 Ep17) (30 minutes)
- 3:40pm Schooled: Brand new series - Kris Kross: Lainey and CB have different ways of dealing with two students who show up to school with their clothes on backwards. Coach Mellor lays down the law. (Ep7, 13) (30 minutes)
- 4:10pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Brand new series - Four Movements: Gina plays a game of chess with Captain Holt, goes out for lunch with Diaz and Santiago and infiltrates an expensive social club with Peralta. (S6 Ep4, 18) (30 minutes)
- 4:40pm Young Sheldon: Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza: Sheldon is busy obsessing over the status of Meemaw's budding relationship with his mentor Dr John Sturgis. (S1 Ep21, 22) (30 minutes)
- 5:10pm Young Sheldon: Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentlemen Callers, and a Dinette Set: When Meemaw is pursued by two gentlemen callers and decides to date them both, Sheldon interferes. (S1 Ep22, 22) (30 minutes)
- 5:40pm Young Sheldon: Brand new series - Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary: Thinking she may be expecting, Mary secretly buys a pregnancy test with Meemaw. Sheldon takes up the violin. (S2 Ep17, 22) (30 minutes)
- 6:10pm The Big Bang Theory: The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation: Leonard's attempts to woo Penny are constantly thwarted. Sheldon heads to Texas after learning his friends meddled with his expedition data. (S3 Ep1, 23) (25 minutes)
- 6:35pm The Big Bang Theory: The Jiminy Conjecture: Leonard and Penny feel awkward around each other after their romantic liaison, while Sheldon and Howard take bets to determine a species of cricket. (S3 Ep2, 23) (30 minutes)
- 7:05pm The Big Bang Theory: The Gothowitz Deviation: Sheldon tries to modify Penny's behaviour and rewards her with chocolate when she does what he wants, while Howard and Raj go to a goth nightclub. (S3 Ep3, 23) (30 minutes)
- 7:35pm The Big Bang Theory: The Pirate Solution: Raj must find a job or he'll be sent back to India so he accepts an offer of work from Sheldon. Leonard and Penny try to get some time for themselves. (S3 Ep4, 23) (30 minutes)
- 8:05pm The Big Bang Theory: The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary: Sheldon is irked when Star Trek actor Wil Wheaton (guest starring as himself) takes part in the same contest as him due to a childhood snub. (S3 Ep5, 23) (30 minutes)
- 8:35pm The Big Bang Theory: The Discovery Dissipation: Sheldon feels guilty when he gets attention for his accidental discovery of a new element. Raj stays with Howard and Bernadette for a week. (S7 Ep10, 24) (25 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Big Bang Theory: The Long Distance Dissonance: The gang worry when Sheldon's former admirer, Dr Ramona Nowitzki, turns up while Amy is away working at Princeton. (S10 Ep24, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:30pm The Big Bang Theory: Brand new series - The Laureate Accumulation: When their academic competitors charm America on a publicity tour, Sheldon and Amy try to get some Nobel laureates on their side. (S12 Ep18, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm A Good Day to Die Hard: (2013) Part five of the action-thriller series. When cop John McClane (Bruce Willis) flies to Moscow to help his estranged son he finds danger at every turn. Violence, strong language. (1 hour 55 minutes)
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- 11:00pm Alex Cross: Crime thriller starring Tyler Perry and Matthew Fox. A Detroit criminal profiler called in to decipher clues of a case brings a murderous villain down on himself. (2012) (1 hour)
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- 2:00am Fights, Camera, Action: George Lamb narrates a collection of some of the craziest and most over-the-top fights in the world. Featuring bouncers to the stars dealing with pushy paparazzi and bodyguards coming to blows. (1 hour)
- 9:00am Criminals: Caught On Camera: Documentary series. Britain is the most watched country in the world and in this action-packed documentary series we show how the most brazen criminals have been caught red handed by CCTV. (S... (30 minutes)
- 9:00pm Sabotage: Action film, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sam Worthington. When a team of agents steal millions of dollars in drugs money, they are killed one by one. (2013) (1 hour)
- 10:05pm Sabotage: Action film, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sam Worthington. When a team of agents steal millions of dollars in drugs money, they are killed one by one. (2013) (1 hour)
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- 7:00am Dino Dana: Dino Back Riding: The adventures of eight-year-old Dana, palaeontologist in training! Dana gets a chance to ride a Hippodraco at Grandma's farm. S2 Ep13 (10 minutes)
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- 8:05am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Birthday Party: Mr Bean is feeling down. Everyone has forgotten his birthday - and to make it worse Mrs Wicket is having a noisy party downstairs. S2 Ep45 (10 minutes)
- 8:15am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: In the Garden: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean digs a hole in his garden - and finds a bomb. S2 Ep46 (15 minutes)
- 8:30am Marvel's Avengers: Ultron Revolution: Seeing Double: American animated television series based on the Marvel Comics superheroes. Hulk is ambused by HYDRA and turned into something evil... S4 Ep1 (30 minutes)
- 1:55pm Save Money: Lose Weight: Lisa Riley's Honesty Diet is road-tested pound for pound by 44-year-old surgical matron Clare. Will this diet make Clare's dream of wearing the perfect wedding dress come true? (30 minutes)
- 2:25pm The Spy Who Loved Me: Bond movie starring Roger Moore and Barbara Bach, 1977. James Bond investigates when a submarine holding nuclear warheads suddenly vanishes while on patrol. (2 hours 35 minutes)
- 7:30pm New: Ninja Warrior UK: More 'Superhero' contestants try their luck against the toughest obstacle course on TV alongside Alex Beresford, Maggie Alphonsi and a very special mystery guest! S5 Ep2 (1 hour)
- 8:30pm New: In For A Penny: Norwich: Stephen Mulhern travels the UK with his feel-good, on the street game show. Here, Stephen hits the streets of Norwich to find someone to play for a thousand pounds. S1 Ep2 (30 minutes)
- 11:35pm The Fast and the Furious: Action thriller starring Vin Diesel and Paul Walker, 2001. An FBI agent investigates a series of hijackings by going undercover with a street gang. (1 hour 55 minutes)
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- 9:00pm Midsomer Murders: Schooled in Murder: When a woman is crushed to death by a giant round of cheese at the home of the world-famous Midsomer Blue, Barnaby and Jones are soon on the case. S15 Ep6 (1 hour 20 minutes)
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- 4:10am Wentworth Prison: Graphic drama series. Ferguson puts her plan to kill Bea into action. Liz learns that Sonia is probably a serial killer. Maxine leaves for a double mastectomy. (S4 Ep 8) (50 minutes)
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- 7:00pm Pointless Celebrities: Comedian Alexander Armstrong hosts the general knowledge quiz in which contestants try to score as few points as possible by coming up with answers no-one else can think of. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Celebrity Blockbusters: Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee take on Konnie Huq and Fatima Whitbread and Keith Duffy competes against Alex James in the iconic quiz show. Simon Mayo hosts. (1 hour)
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- 4:15am Travel Man: 48 Hours in Athens: Richard Ayoade is back on his mini-break travels. Comedy goddess Dawn French joins him in Athens for some ancient history, doughnuts, molecular food, ouzo, and a radical pedicure. (S8 Ep1) (30 minutes)
- 10:05am Escape to the Chateau: DIY: Dick's building a compost toilet for use at outside weddings, Billy and Gwendoline want to open their chateau as a wedding location, and Clive and Tanith need to win over the locals. (Ep11) (1 hour)
- 11:05am Escape to the Chateau: DIY: Billy faces the tricky task of repointing the chimney - despite being scared of heights. Clive and Tanith get their hands dirty. And the clock's ticking for sisters Marian and Tanya. (Ep12) (1 hour)
- 12:05pm Escape to the Chateau: DIY: Billy, Gwendoline and Michael hope to move into their chateau, but the kitchen's unfinished. Clive and Tanith play Cupid. In the Loire, Paul and Karen plan to attract more guests. (Ep13) (1 hour)
- 1:05pm Escape to the Chateau: DIY: Billy and Gwendoline have to track down some wild boar. Clive and Tanith attempt to make a self-sufficient dish. Paul continues the task of converting the water tower into an office. (Ep14) (1 hour)
- 2:05pm The Simpsons: Any Given Sundance: The Simpsons are embarrassed when Lisa's candid home movie about the family gets entered into the Sundance Film Festival. (30 minutes)
- 2:35pm The Simpsons: Mona Leaves-a: Homer's mum Mona visits the Simpsons and tells Homer that her days of activism are over. When she suddenly dies, Homer regrets not telling her his true feelings. (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm First Dates: Fred and his Cupids bid adieu to the winter blues as they welcome more hopeful singletons to the First Dates restaurant. Georgia is looking for a football-playing Cara Delevingne. (S12 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:05pm Let's Talk About Sex: A look at what old sex education videos considered 'normal' and how much has changed - from gay sex, to the roles of men and women, to body size and old-school porn. (Ep3, 3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
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- 9:00pm New: The Bible: Homeland: Homeland: Drama mini series. The battle of Jericho, Samson and Delilah, Samuel appoints Saul king, David defeats Goliath but as king is punished for corruption and lust. (2 hours)
- 11:00pm Secrets of Great British Castles: History series. Dan Jones explores the history of crime and punishment at Lancaster Castle, including the stories of the Lancashire Witches and Edmund Arrowsmith. (S2 Ep 5) (1 hour)
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- 11:00pm Law & Order: Special Victims Unit: Branded: Crime drama series. When a young woman takes revenge for a gang rape committed 14 years ago, the team clash with the new Assistant District Attorney about how to proceed. (S12 Ep 6) (1 hour)
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- 3:30am Crackanory: Super stories for big kids! A cleaner is accidentally launched into space and a weatherman controls the climate in two tales read by Vic Reeves and the late, great Rik Mayall. (35 minutes)
- 4:05am Crackanory: Dave's award-winning adult short story series. Paul Whitehouse's dark yarn centres on a reenactment group. The late Carrie Fisher narrates a twisted tale about an eerie hotel. (55 minutes)
- 8:55am Top Gear: Turbo-charged motoring show with Clarkson and the team. Driving three 1,500-pound rear-wheel drive coupes, the boys end up in a terrifying French ice race. Sienna Miller guests. (1 hour)
- 1:50pm Top Gear: Burma Special: The lads are on a mission to build a bridge over the River Kwai, but first they must drive across Burma - a nation largely closed to Westerners - in three rickety lorries! (2 hours 40 minutes)
- 4:30pm Top Gear: Africa Special: The boys embark on a mission of biblical proportions: to find the source of the Nile, using three ageing motors to negotiate traffic, mudslides and crocodile-infested waters. (2 hours 30 minutes)
BBC ONE HD (101)
- 11:30am Mary Berrys Quick Cooking: 6, 6. Mary is given an access-all-areas pass at Heathrow airport to see what is needed to keep one of the busiest airports in the world fed and running smoothly. (30 minutes)
- 8:20pm Casualty: 32, 47. With Gems help, Rash makes the choice to follow his dream of travelling. Will risks Connies wrath to help a patient. (50 minutes)
- 11:45pm Britain's Youngest Football Boss: 4, 10. West Ham United womens team face the daunting task of taking on champions Chelsea. Contains some strong language. (20 minutes)
BBC TWO HD (102)
- 6:30am CBeebies Puss in Boots: Its Jack birthday and a present leads to adventures for Jack and his new pet. Join Maddie, Danny, the Junkyard Helpers and Northern Ballet for the story of Puss in Boots. (45 minutes)
- 9:00am Deadly on a Mission: Pole to Pole: 8, 12. Steve Backshall's journey from pole to pole continues, as the expedition reaches the jungles of Guyana. Steve's first find is a feisty two-metre-long snake. (30 minutes)
- 12:55pm Pilgrimage: The Road to Rome: The celebrity pilgrims set off on the final challenging stretch of the Via toward Rome. When they receive an extraordinary invitation from the Vatican, emotions run high. (1 hour)
- 6:50pm Alice in Wonderland: Fantasy based on the classic tale. Alice, now 19 years old, is transported to Wonderland, where she must triumph over the Red Queen and the Jabberwock. Johnny Depp stars. (1 hour 40 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Importance of Being Oscar: A star-studded account of Oscar Wildes glittering and controversial career before his trial for homosexual crimes and tragic fall from grace. (1 hour 25 minutes)
- 10:25pm The Importance of Being Earnest: Adaptation of Oscar Wilde's masterpiece, set in 1890s England. A comedy of mistaken identity ensues when two gentlemen friends use the same alias to pursue the women they love. (1 hour 30 minutes)
ITV HD (103)
- 6:00am Dino Dana: Dino Back Riding: The adventures of eight-year-old Dana, palaeontologist in training! Dana gets a chance to ride a Hippodraco at Grandma's farm. S2 Ep13 (10 minutes)
- 6:35am Make It Pop: Band Blast Off: Musical comedy series. The Band Blast judges pair XO-IQ and L3 to sing a band duet, but the teens' off-stage hijinks put their on-stage careers in jeopardy. S2 Ep15 (25 minutes)
- 7:05am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Birthday Party: Mr Bean is feeling down. Everyone has forgotten his birthday - and to make it worse Mrs Wicket is having a noisy party downstairs. S2 Ep45 (10 minutes)
- 7:15am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: In the Garden: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean digs a hole in his garden - and finds a bomb. S2 Ep46 (15 minutes)
- 7:30am Marvel's Avengers: Ultron Revolution: Seeing Double: American animated television series based on the Marvel Comics superheroes. Hulk is ambused by HYDRA and turned into something evil... S4 Ep1 (30 minutes)
- 12:55pm Save Money: Lose Weight: Lisa Riley's Honesty Diet is road-tested pound for pound by 44-year-old surgical matron Clare. Will this diet make Clare's dream of wearing the perfect wedding dress come true? (30 minutes)
- 1:25pm The Spy Who Loved Me: Bond movie starring Roger Moore and Barbara Bach, 1977. James Bond investigates when a submarine holding nuclear warheads suddenly vanishes while on patrol. (2 hours 35 minutes)
- 6:30pm New: Ninja Warrior UK: More 'Superhero' contestants try their luck against the toughest obstacle course on TV alongside Alex Beresford, Maggie Alphonsi and a very special mystery guest! S5 Ep2 (1 hour)
- 7:30pm New: In For A Penny: Norwich: Stephen Mulhern travels the UK with his feel-good, on the street game show. Here, Stephen hits the streets of Norwich to find someone to play for a thousand pounds. S1 Ep2 (30 minutes)
- 10:35pm The Fast and the Furious: Action thriller starring Vin Diesel and Paul Walker, 2001. An FBI agent investigates a series of hijackings by going undercover with a street gang. (1 hour 55 minutes)
Channel 4 HD (104)
- 1:55am Chimerica: Kodak Ergo Sum: Drama thriller with Alessandro Nivola and Sophie Okonedo. A photojournalist travels to China in the hope of discovering the truth behind his most famous photograph. (Ep1, 4) (55 minutes)
- 2:50am Lee and Dean: The acclaimed comedy returns. When Lee finds himself with nowhere to live, Dean invites him back to the flat - but it's a very different place now with Dani there. (S2 Ep2, 6) (25 minutes)
- 8:10am The Big Bang Theory: The Junior Professor Solution: When Sheldon has to teach a course at the university, Howard enrols in his class. Tension is brewing between Penny and Bernadette. (S8 Ep2, 24) (25 minutes)
- 8:35am The Big Bang Theory: The First Pitch Insufficiency: Howard's nervous when Nasa ask him to throw the first pitch at a baseball game. Sheldon claims his and Amy's relationship is the best in the gang. (S8 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
- 9:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Hook-Up Reverberation: Raj's honesty about his past comes back to haunt him when his girlfriend Emily gives Penny the cold shoulder. The guys consider an investment. (S8 Ep4, 24) (25 minutes)
- 4:30pm George Clarke's Old House New Home: George designs a new kitchen in a Welsh home that's part medieval, for an owner who doesn't really like kitchens. He also tackles an awkward extension in Hove. (S2 Ep3, 4) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 5:35pm Kirstie and Phil's Love It or...: ...List It. The property gurus are in Larne in Northern Ireland to help a couple decide whether to ditch their rural 70s bungalow or stick with it. Could a garage hold the key? (S4 Ep2, 8) (55 minutes)
- 8:00pm Great Canal Journeys: Timothy West and Prunella Scales embark on an epic adventure along Canada's Rideau Canal, a world heritage site - from the backwoods of Ontario to the nation's capital. (S9 Ep6) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm The Shallows: (2016) Thriller starring Blake Lively. A surfer is stalked and attacked by an enormous great white shark, leaving her fighting for her life, just 200 metres from shore. Gory scenes. (1 hour 40 minutes)
- 10:40pm Ted 2: (2012) Adult comedy sequel. Ted, the toy bear who came to life, faces a legal challenge to his marriage. With Mark Wahlberg, Amanda Seyfried and Jessica Barth. Strong language, sex, drugs. (2 hours 5 minutes)
Channel 5 HD (105)
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- 4:00am Wentworth Prison: Drama series. Bea's vitrolic condemnation of her when she attempts to apologise stings Kaz into lying about Allie's part in the murder plot. (S4 Ep 9) (55 minutes)
Channel 4+1 HD (109)
- 9:10am The Big Bang Theory: The Junior Professor Solution: When Sheldon has to teach a course at the university, Howard enrols in his class. Tension is brewing between Penny and Bernadette. (S8 Ep2, 24) (25 minutes)
- 9:35am The Big Bang Theory: The First Pitch Insufficiency: Howard's nervous when Nasa ask him to throw the first pitch at a baseball game. Sheldon claims his and Amy's relationship is the best in the gang. (S8 Ep3, 24) (30 minutes)
- 10:05am The Big Bang Theory: The Hook-Up Reverberation: Raj's honesty about his past comes back to haunt him when his girlfriend Emily gives Penny the cold shoulder. The guys consider an investment. (S8 Ep4, 24) (25 minutes)
- 5:30pm George Clarke's Old House New Home: George designs a new kitchen in a Welsh home that's part medieval, for an owner who doesn't really like kitchens. He also tackles an awkward extension in Hove. (S2 Ep3, 4) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 6:35pm Kirstie and Phil's Love It or...: ...List It. The property gurus are in Larne in Northern Ireland to help a couple decide whether to ditch their rural 70s bungalow or stick with it. Could a garage hold the key? (S4 Ep2, 8) (55 minutes)
- 9:00pm Great Canal Journeys: Timothy West and Prunella Scales embark on an epic adventure along Canada's Rideau Canal, a world heritage site - from the backwoods of Ontario to the nation's capital. (S9 Ep6) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm The Shallows: (2016) Thriller starring Blake Lively. A surfer is stalked and attacked by an enormous great white shark, leaving her fighting for her life, just 200 metres from shore. Gory scenes. (1 hour 40 minutes)
- 11:40pm Ted 2: (2012) Adult comedy sequel. Ted, the toy bear who came to life, faces a legal challenge to his marriage. With Mark Wahlberg, Amanda Seyfried and Jessica Barth. Strong language, sex, drugs. (2 hours 5 minutes)
4seven HD (110)
- 10:05am Escape to the Chateau: DIY: Dick's building a compost toilet for use at outside weddings, Billy and Gwendoline want to open their chateau as a wedding location, and Clive and Tanith need to win over the locals. (Ep11) (1 hour)
- 11:05am Escape to the Chateau: DIY: Billy faces the tricky task of repointing the chimney - despite being scared of heights. Clive and Tanith get their hands dirty. And the clock's ticking for sisters Marian and Tanya. (Ep12) (1 hour)
- 12:05pm Escape to the Chateau: DIY: Billy, Gwendoline and Michael hope to move into their chateau, but the kitchen's unfinished. Clive and Tanith play Cupid. In the Loire, Paul and Karen plan to attract more guests. (Ep13) (1 hour)
- 1:05pm Escape to the Chateau: DIY: Billy and Gwendoline have to track down some wild boar. Clive and Tanith attempt to make a self-sufficient dish. Paul continues the task of converting the water tower into an office. (Ep14) (1 hour)
- 2:05pm The Simpsons: Any Given Sundance: The Simpsons are embarrassed when Lisa's candid home movie about the family gets entered into the Sundance Film Festival. (30 minutes)
- 2:35pm The Simpsons: Mona Leaves-a: Homer's mum Mona visits the Simpsons and tells Homer that her days of activism are over. When she suddenly dies, Homer regrets not telling her his true feelings. (30 minutes)
- 10:00pm First Dates: Fred and his Cupids bid adieu to the winter blues as they welcome more hopeful singletons to the First Dates restaurant. Georgia is looking for a football-playing Cara Delevingne. (S12 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:05pm Let's Talk About Sex: A look at what old sex education videos considered 'normal' and how much has changed - from gay sex, to the roles of men and women, to body size and old-school porn. (Ep3, 3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
CBBC (201)
- 7:25am Danger Mouse: Animated series. Danger Mouse and Penfold have to repeat the same day over and over to stop a time-altering Duckula. (10 minutes)
- 11:00am Strange Hill High: 11, 14. Animated series. Becky discovers that the old rabbit costume she has found in the locker room brings luck to both her and the school. However, there is a catch. (25 minutes)
- 11:25am Danny and Mick: Comedy series. Joy wants to open a luxury spa centre at Pottsfield and vlogger Luke Cutforth is the first guest. Danny and Mick must put together a luxury treatment. (10 minutes)
- 1:50pm Jamie Johnson: Hoping that Cup glory can convince Jack to return, Jamie seeks to impress new coach Molly but as Phoenix FC hold trials for a new U12s team, will they spoil his plans? (30 minutes)
- 2:20pm The Dumping Ground: Drama series set in a children's home. Floss seeks out a new adventure during a tech ban, but her curiosity leads her into danger. (30 minutes)
- 2:50pm The Dumping Ground: Drama series set in a children's home. Sasha is forced to face her demons when a planned trip to the beach goes horribly wrong. (30 minutes)
- 3:20pm The Dumping Ground: Drama series set in a children's home. It's Halloween, and Tyler and the DG gang investigate the ghostly tale of old Lady Thriftpenny. (25 minutes)
- 3:45pm The Dumping Ground: Drama series set in a children's home. A couple comes forward to adopt the twins, but Toni doesn't share Billie's enthusiasm about the chance for a fresh start. (30 minutes)
- 4:15pm The Dumping Ground: Drama series set in a children's home. Mike and Jody embark on an elaborate plan to retrieve Jody's phone, which has been locked up after she pranked Mike. (30 minutes)
- 4:45pm The Dumping Ground: Drama series set in a children's home. Sasha is locked in the bathroom, where her liberation comes in the form of Josh and she faces the biggest risk she's ever taken. (30 minutes)
- 5:15pm The Dumping Ground: Drama series set in a children's home. After some money disappears, a kangaroo court is set up to find the truth and Joseph and Jody soon become the prime suspects. (30 minutes)
- 5:45pm My Life: 3, 10. Documentary series. Josh, Ella and Hope all have one thing in common, they have a grandparent with dementia. (25 minutes)
- 8:30pm Horrible Histories: 13, 13. Historical sketch show. In a special musical episode of the award-winning Horrible Histories, host Rattus Rattus chooses his favourite songs to entertain his young nephew. (30 minutes)
CBeebies (202)
- 6:20am Twirlywoos: 25, 25. Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos are moving props on a theatre stage, but are they the right props? (15 minutes)
- 7:15am Bing: 78, 78. Children's animation. Bing and his friends put on a show in the park. After Coco's dance, Pando's song and Sula's acrobatics display, everyone is excited to see Bing's finale. (10 minutes)
- 7:25am Bing: 53, 78. Children's animation. Bing and Sula are playing a vooshing game with their favourite toys. They throw them into the air to see how high they can fly. (5 minutes)
- 7:45am Peter Rabbit: Animated series. When Peter and his friends mistake Jeremy Fisher for a scary monster, they set about ridding their tunnels of the invader. (15 minutes)
- 8:10am Octonauts: 19, 22. Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. Running out of air, Barnacles struggles to free his paw from the mouth of a giant clam. (15 minutes)
- 8:25am Bitz & Bob: 20, 22. Animated preschool series. When the curtain doesn't go up on the talent show, Bitz needs to work out how to raise it, while Bob tries to overcome his nerves. (10 minutes)
- 8:35am The Furchester Hotel: 50, 52. Preschool puppet show. Elmo faces up to Charlton the Champion in the lobby obstacle race. Phoebe shows him how to run the course. (10 minutes)
- 9:20am Peter Rabbit: Animation. Peter meets some surprising new friends at Hill Top Farm, but when a big storm hits the woods, it's up to Peter to save the day. (25 minutes)
- 9:45am Octonauts: Special episode of the animated deep sea adventure series. The Octonauts journey to the Everglades to help Tweak's dad, Ranger Marsh, track down several invasive species. (20 minutes)
- 11:00am Andy's Safari Adventures: 11, 40. Preschool wildlife series. Mr Hammond has asked Andy to give a talk about elephant shrews. Andy heads to the African savannah to find the tiny creature. (15 minutes)
- 11:40am Topsy and Tim: 23, 30. Live-action children's show. The supermarket delivery brings Vinda's birthday card and present but no wrapping paper. (10 minutes)
- 11:50am Topsy and Tim: 24, 30. Live-action children's show. It's the day of Vinda's knights and princesses party and Topsy is dressed up in her red knight costume. (10 minutes)
- 12:30pm Melody: 3, 20. Mixed-media music show. Melody enjoys looking at some chickens. She listens to Shostakovich's Jazz Suite No 1 Foxtrot and imagines a fox and chicken. (10 minutes)
- 1:00pm Where in the World?: 9, 20. Preschool series. In Peru, Jordan and Russia we visit three children who are having a great time with their friends and families. (15 minutes)
- 1:45pm Footy Pups: 5, 30. Preschool sports series. Join Rachel Yankey and the Footy Pups as they jump to it. Meanwhile, at Pupton Park, Geraldine worries she cannot jump high enough. (15 minutes)
- 2:20pm Andy's Safari Adventures: 29, 40. Andy heads to Indonesia in search of the worlds largest lizard, the Komodo dragon. Along the way, he takes to the skies with a draco lizard and gets help from a water buffalo. (15 minutes)
- 2:35pm Junk Rescue: 8, 30. Preschool series about upcycling. Danny finds a chest of drawers, and Zoe challenges the Junkyard Helpers to make new items from clothes pegs, material and paper. (15 minutes)
- 3:05pm Bitz & Bob: 7, 22. Animated preschool series. Bitz throws a beach party, but it's a very warm day and soon everyone is too hot to party. She needs a way to keep everyone cool. (10 minutes)
- 3:55pm Peter Rabbit: Animated series. A simple matter of duckling-sitting turns into a potential disaster when the ducklings escape into the wood. (10 minutes)
- 4:40pm Treasure Champs: Barry and Kari are throwing a surprise party, but Kari doesnt trust Barry to help because of his disastrous attempt last time. (15 minutes)
- 5:30pm Katie Morag: 19, 26. Live-action children's show set in Scotland. Katie Morag and her classmates have a lesson on the beach, dressed in seal costumes. (15 minutes)
- 5:45pm Sarah & Duck: 21, 41. Animation. Sarah and her best friend Duck embark on simple but exciting adventures. Sarah and Duck attempt to take photographs of birds. (5 minutes)
- 5:50pm Charlie and Lola: 22, 26. Children's animation. Everybody in the school has to make a picture of their house for open day, but suddenly Lotta cannot draw anymore. (10 minutes)
- 6:10pm Clangers: 18, 52. Stop-motion animation. After Small misses seeing two meteors streaking across the sky, Major Clanger determines to cheer him up with a 'meteor machine'. (10 minutes)
CITV (203)
- 6:00am Dino Dana: Dino Back Riding: The adventures of eight-year-old Dana, palaeontologist in training! Dana gets a chance to ride a Hippodraco at Grandma's farm. S2 Ep13 (10 minutes)
- 6:35am Make It Pop: Band Blast Off: Musical comedy series. The Band Blast judges pair XO-IQ and L3 to sing a band duet, but the teens' off-stage hijinks put their on-stage careers in jeopardy. S2 Ep15 (25 minutes)
- 7:05am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Birthday Party: Mr Bean is feeling down. Everyone has forgotten his birthday - and to make it worse Mrs Wicket is having a noisy party downstairs. S2 Ep45 (10 minutes)
- 7:15am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: In the Garden: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Mr Bean digs a hole in his garden - and finds a bomb. S2 Ep46 (15 minutes)
- 7:30am Marvel's Avengers: Ultron Revolution: Seeing Double: American animated television series based on the Marvel Comics superheroes. Hulk is ambused by HYDRA and turned into something evil... S4 Ep1 (30 minutes)
- 8:25am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Super Trolley: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Nipping to the shops for a few provisions proves to be a nightmare for Bean. S1 Ep29 (15 minutes)
- 8:40am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Magpie: Animated antics. When nursing an injured magpie in his room, Mr Bean makes the discovery that magpies steal things that sparkle... S1 Ep30 (15 minutes)
- 8:55am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Cat Sitting: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. When his landlady is involved in an accident, Mr Bean is left to care for her vicious cat Scrapper. S1 Ep31 (15 minutes)
- 9:10am Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: The Bottle: Animated antics. Mr Bean's prized ship in a bottle ends up on a milkman's float, leading to a mission to get it from the local dairy. S1 Ep32 (15 minutes)
- 11:14am PokÂemon Sun and Moon - Ultra Legends: Lillier and the Staff!: The whole class is tasked with putting on an exciting school play, and they come up with a story full of amazing twists and turns! (31 minutes)
- 3:25pm Spy School: Operation Do Little: When villain Goldfist is caught sending a mysterious shipping container to London ZSL Zoo, the Spy School Cadets must unravel their nemesis's plan. S1 Ep2 (30 minutes)
- 3:55pm Project Z: South Wales: The evil zombie-like Zeds have taken over a school in the South Wales, and it's up to a handful of its bravest students to take on the horde and escape! S1 Ep8 (30 minutes)
- 4:25pm Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Super Trolley: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. Nipping to the shops for a few provisions proves to be a nightmare for Bean. S1 Ep29 (15 minutes)
- 4:40pm Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Magpie: Animated antics. When nursing an injured magpie in his room, Mr Bean makes the discovery that magpies steal things that sparkle... S1 Ep30 (15 minutes)
- 4:55pm Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Cat Sitting: The animated antics of the hapless bumbler Mr Bean. When his landlady is involved in an accident, Mr Bean is left to care for her vicious cat Scrapper. S1 Ep31 (15 minutes)
- 5:10pm Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: The Bottle: Animated antics. Mr Bean's prized ship in a bottle ends up on a milkman's float, leading to a mission to get it from the local dairy. S1 Ep32 (20 minutes)
- 5:54pm PokÂemon Sun and Moon - Ultra Legends: Lillier and the Staff!: The whole class is tasked with putting on an exciting school play, and they come up with a story full of amazing twists and turns! S22 Ep1 (31 minutes)
- 6:25pm Thunderbirds Are Go: Chaos - Part 2: Animated reboot. The roll-out of R.O. BOTS leaves International Rescue with little to do until a bot malfunctions during a sky-transport rescue operation. S3 Ep2 (29 minutes)
- 8:05pm Spy School: Operation Bad Guy Cruise: The Spy School cadets discover that Goldfist has his eye on warship HMS Belfast and fear the worst. Can they stop their arch-nemesis and his new henchman? S1 Ep11 (25 minutes)
CBBC HD (204)
- 7:25am Danger Mouse: Animated series. Danger Mouse and Penfold have to repeat the same day over and over to stop a time-altering Duckula. (10 minutes)
- 11:00am Strange Hill High: 11, 14. Animated series. Becky discovers that the old rabbit costume she has found in the locker room brings luck to both her and the school. However, there is a catch. (25 minutes)
- 11:25am Danny and Mick: Comedy series. Joy wants to open a luxury spa centre at Pottsfield and vlogger Luke Cutforth is the first guest. Danny and Mick must put together a luxury treatment. (10 minutes)
- 1:50pm Jamie Johnson: Hoping that Cup glory can convince Jack to return, Jamie seeks to impress new coach Molly but as Phoenix FC hold trials for a new U12s team, will they spoil his plans? (30 minutes)
- 2:20pm The Dumping Ground: Drama series set in a children's home. Floss seeks out a new adventure during a tech ban, but her curiosity leads her into danger. (30 minutes)
- 2:50pm The Dumping Ground: Drama series set in a children's home. Sasha is forced to face her demons when a planned trip to the beach goes horribly wrong. (30 minutes)
- 3:20pm The Dumping Ground: Drama series set in a children's home. It's Halloween, and Tyler and the DG gang investigate the ghostly tale of old Lady Thriftpenny. (25 minutes)
- 3:45pm The Dumping Ground: Drama series set in a children's home. A couple comes forward to adopt the twins, but Toni doesn't share Billie's enthusiasm about the chance for a fresh start. (30 minutes)
- 4:15pm The Dumping Ground: Drama series set in a children's home. Mike and Jody embark on an elaborate plan to retrieve Jody's phone, which has been locked up after she pranked Mike. (30 minutes)
- 4:45pm The Dumping Ground: Drama series set in a children's home. Sasha is locked in the bathroom, where her liberation comes in the form of Josh and she faces the biggest risk she's ever taken. (30 minutes)
- 5:15pm The Dumping Ground: Drama series set in a children's home. After some money disappears, a kangaroo court is set up to find the truth and Joseph and Jody soon become the prime suspects. (30 minutes)
- 5:45pm My Life: 3, 10. Documentary series. Josh, Ella and Hope all have one thing in common, they have a grandparent with dementia. (25 minutes)
- 8:30pm Horrible Histories: 13, 13. Historical sketch show. In a special musical episode of the award-winning Horrible Histories, host Rattus Rattus chooses his favourite songs to entertain his young nephew. (30 minutes)
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