Freeview Audio Description TV Schedule
Saturday 25th January
BBC ONE S West (1)
- 11:30am Lose Weight and Get Fit with...: ...Tom Kerridge. 3, 6. Tom gives his gang quick recipes and time-saving tips to help them stay on track. Also in HD. (30 minutes)
- 5:25pm The Mallorca Files: 4, 10. When a supermodel goes missing, Max and Miranda sashay into the world of fashion and design to try to discover how someone can vanish from a moving train. Also in HD. (45 minutes)
- 9:20pm Casualty: 21, 46. Marty suffers a betrayal, and a guilt-ridden Charlie questions his decision to put Duffy in a care home. Also in HD. (50 minutes)
BBC TWO (2)
- 2:40am Doctor Who: 4, 10. 1903. Who or what is sabotaging Nikola Tesla's generator plant at Niagara Falls? And has this maverick inventor really received a message from Mars? Also in HD. (50 minutes)
- 9:45am Baby Chimp Rescue: 3, 3. The babies learn how to make nests and have their first taste of life in the forest. Contains some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 5:30pm Equator from the Air: 4, 4. Gordon Buchanan flies over south east Asia, as booming economies take a toll on wildlife. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 6:30pm Hawaii: Earth's Tropical Islands: 3, 3. Exploring Hawaii, a tropical sanctuary for any wildlife that can reach its remote shores. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Great American Railroad Journeys: Armed with his 1899 Appleton's Guidebook to Alaska, Michael Portillo begins his journey amid the snow-capped mountains and ice-cold inlets of the Kenai Peninsula. Also in HD. (1 hour)
ITV (3)
- 3:00am Who's Doing the Dishes?: Josie Gibson: Brian McFadden presents the dining challenge show. Four diners head to Big Brother winner Josie Gibson's home. S2 Ep13 (50 minutes)
- 6:00am Dino Dana: Mega Tooth: Dana tells a fantastical story to Saara at the aquarium about a time-travelling submarine that takes them on a journey to hunt the prehistoric megalodon. S1 Ep16 (10 minutes)
- 6:35am Thunderbirds...: ... Are Go. Signals (Part 2): The chase is on - Kayo and Alan must work fast to re-capture Thunderbird 3 from Havoc. Meanwhile, Scott's runs into complications. S3 Ep15 (25 minutes)
- 7:50am Scrambled! Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Cat Chaos: Mrs. Wicket becomes inconsolable when Scrapper goes missing. Mr. Bean investigates. S3 Ep22 (20 minutes)
- 8:30am Scrambled! Thunderbirds...: ... Are Go. Buried Treasure: An urban explorer named Scraps gets trapped inside an underground trash mine. Scott, Gordon and Virgil head in to rescue him. S3 Ep22 (35 minutes)
- 9:05am Scrambled! Craig of the Creek: Escape from Family Dinner: There's a water balloon fight going on down in the creek, but Craig is stuck at home for a family dinner. Can he escape? Ep7 (20 minutes)
- 10:45pm Bridesmaids: Bawdy comedy starring Kristen Wiig and Rose Byrne, 2011. A battle of wills between a maid of honour and a bridesmaid threatens to ruin the wedding of their mutual best friend. (2 hours 15 minutes)
Channel 4 (4)
- 12:10am In Bruges: (2008) Comedy-drama. Hitmen Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson are sent to Belgium by boss (Ralph Fiennes) after botching a job. Very strong, offensive language, bloody violence, drugs. (1 hour 50 minutes)
- 7:20am Frasier: Goodnight Seattle (Part 2, 2): In the last ever episode of the sitcom, Frasier is feeling lonely on his own in the flat and San Francisco beckons... (25 minutes)
- 7:45am Frasier: The Good Son: The opening episode of the classic comedy series in which Dr Frasier Crane returns to Seattle, where he has a job as a radio psychiatrist. (25 minutes)
- 8:10am The Big Bang Theory: The Skank Reflex Analysis: Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1, 24) (20 minutes)
- 8:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2, 24) (25 minutes)
- 8:55am The Simpsons: The Old Man and the Key: Grandpa borrows Homer's car to impress a new lady (Olympia Dukakis) at the Springfield Retirement Castle; but he's not the only resident who's interested in her. (30 minutes)
- 9:25am The Simpsons: Blame It on Lisa: The Simpsons go to Brazil to meet an orphan who Lisa's secretly been calling. But as soon as they arrive, Homer is kidnapped. (30 minutes)
- 9:55am The Simpsons: Gump Roast: Aliens Kang and Kodos, decide that as Homer is the 'fat, selfish epitome of modern man' the earth must be destroyed. Guest starring Stephen Hawking and U2 as themselves. (30 minutes)
- 10:25am The Simpsons: Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind: Homer wakes up with no memory of the night before. When he discovers that his family is missing, he panics that he did something awful to them. (30 minutes)
- 10:55am The Simpsons: E Pluribus Wiggum: Ralph Wiggum finds himself elected in Springfield and sets about bringing peace to the town. (30 minutes)
- 11:25am The Simpsons: That 90s Show: Homer reminisces about how he gave up his dreams of being a musician so that Marge could go to Springfield University. (30 minutes)
- 11:55am The Simpsons: Love, Springfieldian Style: On Valentine's Day, the Simpsons gets stuck in a tunnel. To pass time, Homer tells a romantic tale about Bonnie and Clyde. (30 minutes)
- 12:25pm The Simpsons: The Debarted: Bart finds a new pranking partner in fellow pupil Donny. But when Bart's tricks start to backfire he doesn't know who to trust. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Royal House of Windsor: This episode examines the huge challenge that Diana's popularity and tragic death posed to the royal family. (Ep5, 6) (1 hour)
- 8:00pm New: Bone Detectives: Britain's...: ...Buried Secrets: The remains of over 100 young Anglo-Saxon men are found under a planned car park in Hampshire. Why were they denied a Christian interment and buried so remotely? (Ep3) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit: (2014) Thriller starring Chris Pine, Keira Knightley, Kevin Costner and Kenneth Branagh. A CIA agent is sent on a dangerous mission to Moscow to investigate a Russian tycoon. Violence. (2 hours 5 minutes)
ITV2 (6)
- 12:15am American Dad!: Stan Goes on the Pill: Animated comedy series about hapless CIA agent Stan Smith. Stan turns into a woman after taking an experimental drug. S10 Ep14 (30 minutes)
- 12:45am The Cleveland Show: Terry Unmarried: Cleveland discovers that he and his wife aren't married after all and plans a double wedding with his best friend. S2 Ep14 (25 minutes)
- 1:10am The Cleveland Show: The Blue, the Gray and the Brown: Cleveland is invited to learn more about the town's history after an attempt to save the town's drive-in movie theatre. S2 Ep15 (25 minutes)
- 2:05am Superstore: Negotiations: Sandra and Jonah represent the staff during contract negotiations with the big bosses. Plus, Garrett and Glenn compete to sell a seemingly unsellable item. S5 Ep10 (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Dress To Impress: In Manchester, Max, Denison and Callum go up against each other in a series of shopping challenges hoping to win the affections of Newcastle model Sophiah. S2 Ep3 (1 hour)
- 10:30am Dress To Impress: Guys from Manchester, Liverpool and Doncaster compete for the affections of property developer Chelsea. S2 Ep4 (1 hour)
- 1:35pm Step Up: Drama starring Channing Tatum, 2006. A young man with a talent for street dance is sentenced to community service in a school for the arts and forms a bond with a ballet dancer. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 2:45pm Step Up: Drama starring Channing Tatum, 2006. A young man with a talent for street dance is sentenced to community service in a school for the arts and forms a bond with a ballet dancer. (1 hour)
- 3:45pm Nanny McPhee: Fantasy family comedy starring Emma Thompson and Colin Firth, 2005. A struggling widowed father of seven receives much-needed help from a fantastical nanny. (1 hour)
- 4:50pm Nanny McPhee: Fantasy family comedy starring Emma Thompson and Colin Firth, 2005. A struggling widowed father of seven receives much-needed help from a fantastical nanny. (1 hour)
- 5:50pm Pirates of the Caribbean: At...: ...World's End. Fantasy sequel with Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom, 2007. Jack Sparrow and his allies gather the Pirate Lords for one final stand against their enemies. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 7:00pm Pirates of the Caribbean: At...: ...World's End. Fantasy sequel with Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom, 2007. Jack Sparrow and his allies gather the Pirate Lords for one final stand against their enemies. (2 hours)
- 10:05pm Family Guy: Something, Something, Something Dark Side - Part 1: Animated comedy. Peter presents a retelling of Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back with him as Han Solo. S8 Ep13 (30 minutes)
- 10:35pm Family Guy: Something, Something, Something Dark Side - Part 2: Animated comedy. Peter presents a retelling of Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back with him as Han Solo. S8 Ep14 (30 minutes)
- 11:05pm Family Guy: Go, Stewie, Go: Animated comedy. Stewie cross-dresses in order to star in the American version of Jolly Farm Review. Meanwhile, Peter makes Lois feel bad about her age. S8 Ep15 (25 minutes)
- 11:30pm American Dad!: Roger Passes the Bar: Animated comedy. Roger is forced to sell his attic bar after suffering a heart attack. A sexy new next door neighbour has an indecent proposal for Steve. S11 Ep1 (25 minutes)
- 11:55pm American Dad!: Rubberneckers: Animated series. Stan's new-found talent of checking out women on the sly leads to a motor accident. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus try to hide a wine stain on the sofa. S10 Ep17 (30 minutes)
BBC FOUR (9)
- 7:00pm Puerto Rico: Island of Enchantment: David Attenborough tells the story of the island's exotic but vulnerable wildlife. A team of conservation champions are making it their mission to save the most precious species. Also in HD. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Coast Great Guides: England's...: ...South East. 3, 8. Tessa Dunlop and Neil Oliver reveal the stories of trade and defence that characterise England's south east coast. Also in HD. (1 hour)
ITV3 (10)
- 2:05am Tutankhamun: In 1923, with the dig in limbo and its ownership in dispute, Carnarvon falls fatally ill from blood poisoning, forcing a reconciliation with both Carter and his daughter. Ep4 (55 minutes)
- 6:00am Agatha Christie's Poirot: The Hollow: A weekend house party is interrupted when a guest is found dying, with his wife holding a gun. But who shot him? S9 Ep4 (1 hour 50 minutes)
- 7:50am Lewis: The Gift of Promise: When a businesswoman is bludgeoned to death, it looks like a case of blackmail gone wrong. But there is a decades-old secret at the heart of the case. S5 Ep4 (2 hours)
- 9:50am Coronation Street Omnibus: Tyrone and Evelyn unravel Jade's web of lies. Charlie turns up needing help from Tim. Bethany alerts Alya to Ray's reputation. (3 hours)
- 12:50pm Foyle's War: They Fought in the Fields: Drama. A murdered farmer, a past love affair, a mysterious land girl and the crash landing of a German plane present an unsettling case for Foyle. S4 Ep3 (2 hours)
- 2:50pm Foyle's War: A War of Nerves: Drama series set during the Second World War. An unexploded bomb at a busy shipyard leads to a startling discovery in a complex story of greed and politics. S4 Ep4 (2 hours 5 minutes)
- 4:55pm Foyle's War: Invasion: Drama. The first US GIs have arrived in Hastings, but when a young woman is found murdered on the American base, Foyle has to defy government orders to get to the truth. S5 Ep1 (2 hours 5 minutes)
- 7:00pm Midsomer Murders: Breaking the Chain: When the leader in a cycle race is murdered, DCI Barnaby and DS Nelson are drawn into a ruthlessly competitive world of blackmail, bribery and bloodshed. S18 Ep3 (2 hours)
- 9:00pm Midsomer Murders: A Dying Art: Art comes to the picturesque Midsomer village of Angel's Rise with the opening of a new sculpture park - but then its launch is marred by murder. S18 Ep4 (2 hours)
- 11:00pm Lewis: Intelligent Design: As Lewis and Hobson embark on a relationship, a former Oxford don is murdered on the night of his release from prison - crushed to death by a Jaguar Mark 2. S7 Ep5 (2 hours 5 minutes)
Pick (11)
- 12:00am Brit Cops: Rapid Response: Action-packed documentary following rapid response officers, the fastest cops in Britain, as they crack down on crime. Time is of the essence! (S3, ep 8) (1 hour)
- 5:00am Nothing To Declare: The observational documentary series goes to the frontline of Australia's defence against customs, quarantine and immigration violations. (S7, ep 9) (30 minutes)
- 5:30am Nothing To Declare: The officers protecting Australia's borders see some very unusual things. Cameras capture how they deal with drug-runners, smugglers and strange creepy-crawlies. (S7, ep 10) (30 minutes)
- 6:00am Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, smugglers and terrorists. (S1, ep 3) (30 minutes)
- 6:30am Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, smugglers and terrorists. (S1, ep 4) (30 minutes)
- 7:00am Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, smugglers and terrorists. (S1, ep 5) (30 minutes)
- 7:30am Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, smugglers and terrorists. (S1, ep 6) (30 minutes)
- 8:00am Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, smugglers and terrorists. (S1, ep 7) (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Nothing To Declare: Fly-on-the-wall documentary following the men and women who defend Australia from drug runners, smugglers and terrorists. (S1, ep 8) (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm Highway Cops: Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S1, ep 5) (30 minutes)
- 7:30pm Highway Cops: Documentary following the men and women who help keep motorists safe on some of the most perilous highways and byways of New Zealand. (S1, ep 6) (30 minutes)
E4 (13)
- 12:10am Rick and Morty [adult swim]: Morty's Mind Blowers: Rick shows Morty a room filled with disturbing memories that Morty had begged him to erase from his mind. (S3 Ep8, 10) (30 minutes)
- 12:40am The Big Bang Theory: The Cushion Saturation: A game of paintball leads to a squabble when Penny accidentally shoots paint at one of Sheldon's cushions. Romance blossoms between Howard and Leslie. (S2 Ep16, 23) (30 minutes)
- 1:10am The Big Bang Theory: The Terminator Decoupling: Leonard, Sheldon, Howard and Raj discover that beautiful sci-fi actress Summer Glau is on board their train to San Francisco. (S2 Ep17, 23) (30 minutes)
- 1:40am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Lockdown: Peralta is left in charge of the precinct at Thanksgiving because Holt and Jeffords are away, but chaos ensues when a strange package is delivered. (S2 Ep7, 23) (30 minutes)
- 2:10am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: USPIS: While trying to catch a drug dealer, Peralta and Boyle join forces with Agent Jack Danger, a pompous investigator at the US Postal Inspection Service. (S2 Ep8, 23) (25 minutes)
- 2:35am Gogglebox: Britain's sharpest armchair critics on: All Together Now, Dancing on Ice, Bake Off, Wild Britain, The World's Most Extraordinary Homes and Do the Right Thing with Eamonn and Ruth. (S11 Ep3) (55 minutes)
- 3:30am Tattoo Fixers: Extreme: Brand new series: This time, Sketch tucks away Andy's massive mishap, Alice cleans up Sam's idiotic inking, while Uzzi and Pash team up to tackle Joe's gigantic and sleazy slogan. (S6 Ep12) (55 minutes)
- 4:25am The Big Bang Theory: The Communication Deterioration: Raj is asked to create a message for Nasa to use if one of their missions finds alien life. Penny considers taking up acting again. (S8 Ep21, 24) (25 minutes)
- 4:50am The Big Bang Theory: The Graduation Transmission: Leonard is invited to give the commencement address at his former high school. Howard and Sheldon can't make a toy drone fly. (S8 Ep22, 24) (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 8:40am Speechless: C-h-o--Choir: At Christmas, Maya's festive mood is put to the test when the family's van is stolen, along with all their holiday gifts. Ray joins a choir. (S1 Ep10, 23) (30 minutes)
- 9:10am Speechless: R-o--Road T-r--Trip: The DiMeos go on an impromptu family road trip, during which Jimmy attempts to continue his tradition of spending no money on holiday. (S1 Ep11, 23) (30 minutes)
- 9:40am Schooled: There's No Fighting in Fight Club: Lainey wants to put the school cheerleading team into competitions but meets opposition from Mellor and the football squad. (Ep10, 13) (30 minutes)
- 10:10am Schooled: Glascott Mascot: Lainey and CB encourage a student radio club, until a rogue DJ starts spreading rumours. Glascott tries to change the school's sports mascot. (Ep11, 13) (30 minutes)
- 10:40am The Goldbergs: As You Wish: Murray is interested when Adam tells him that he wants to take up a new activity at school, until he discovers the chosen sport is fencing. (S2 Ep21, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:10am The Goldbergs: Dance Party USA: Erica gets the opportunity to participate in a popular television dance show, but her dream quickly turns into a nightmare. (S2 Ep22, 24) (30 minutes)
- 11:40am Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Unsolvable: Peralta and Jeffords tackle a cold case that everyone thinks is unsolvable, while Santiago plans a romantic weekend away with her new boyfriend Teddy. (S1 Ep21, 22) (30 minutes)
- 12:10pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Charges and Specs: Peralta suspects a civic leader of money laundering but his investigation is shut down by the police commissioner. Vivian ends her relationship with Boyle. (S1 Ep22, 22) (30 minutes)
- 12:40pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Undercover: Peralta enlists Boyle's help to track down a missing mobster, Holt tests the squad's patience with practice drills, and Gina pleads with Boyle to keep a secret. (S2 Ep1, 23) (30 minutes)
- 1:10pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Chocolate Milk: Holt's long-time nemesis arrives to carry out an inspection of his precinct. Boyle searches for a 'plus one' to take to his ex-wife's engagement party. (S2 Ep2, 23) (30 minutes)
- 1:40pm Brooklyn Nine-Nine: The Jimmy Jab Games: When the squad has time to kill, Peralta launches the seventh annual Jimmy Jab Games, an eccentric series of contests held in the precinct building. (S2 Ep3, 23) (30 minutes)
- 2:10pm The Big Bang Theory: The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem: Sheldon's friends are mystified when a younger student is attracted to him, but her intense devotion soon becomes too much to bear. (S2 Ep6, 23) (30 minutes)
- 2:40pm The Big Bang Theory: The Panty Pinata Polarization: Sheldon bans Penny from the flat for numerous minor infractions, so she retaliates. Howard and Raj search for the America's Next Top Model house. (S2 Ep7, 23) (30 minutes)
- 3:10pm The Big Bang Theory: The Lizard-Spock Expansion: A girl for whom Howard harbours romantic feelings falls for Leonard instead, despite Howard's efforts to woo her, leaving him furious with jealousy. (S2 Ep8, 23) (30 minutes)
- 3:40pm The Big Bang Theory: The White Asparagus Triangulation: Sheldon is delighted that Leonard has finally found a girlfriend who matches up to his high standards... perhaps a little too delighted. (S2 Ep9, 23) (30 minutes)
- 4:10pm The Big Bang Theory: The Vartabedian Conundrum: Leonard goes to Penny for help when his relationship with Stephanie takes off faster than he'd like, but will he choose to act on her advice? (S2 Ep10, 23) (30 minutes)
- 4:40pm The Big Bang Theory: The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis: At Christmas, Leonard's handsome colleague starts dating Penny, while Sheldon's obsession with gift-giving etiquette torments his friends. (S2 Ep11, 23) (30 minutes)
- 5:10pm The Big Bang Theory: The Killer Robot Instability: Kripke challenges the boys to a robot duel, while Howard is devastated when Penny finally tells him what she thinks of his chauvinism. (S2 Ep12, 23) (30 minutes)
- 5:40pm The Big Bang Theory: The Friendship Algorithm: Sheldon develops a scientific procedure for making friends when he discovers that Kripke has control of a new supercomputer at the university. (S2 Ep13, 23) (30 minutes)
- 6:10pm The Hunger Games: Catching Fire: (2013) Jennifer Lawrence stars in part two of the dystopian fantasy drama. Victory only leads to greater mortal danger for Katniss Everdeen. With Donald Sutherland and Josh Hutcherson. (2 hours 50 minutes)
- 9:00pm The Hunger Games: Mockingjay...: ...Part 1: (2014) Jennifer Lawrence stars in the penultimate part of the dark action fantasy. Anti-Capitol rebels decide they want Katniss to be their mascot, but she initially refuses. (2 hours 35 minutes)
- 11:35pm Gogglebox: What do the Goggleboxers think of Ninja Warrior UK, BGT, Hostile Planet, Game of Thrones, Years and Years, Bear's Mission with David Walliams, and Bake Off: The Professionals? (S13 Ep13) (1 hour 5 minutes)
Film4 (14)
- 12:55pm The Spiderwick Chronicles: (2008) Fantasy adventure. Children find a secret book at their great-great-uncle's creepy home that reveals a thrilling, scary world of goblins, ogres and trolls. With Freddie Highmore. (1 hour 50 minutes)
- 4:50pm The Jewel of the Nile: (1985) Comedy action-adventure starring Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner. A daredevil and a romantic novelist race to find a jewel that will restore a nation's heir to his throne. (2 hours 10 minutes)
Channel 4+1 (15)
- 12:05am Naked Attraction: In the studio are 25-year-old estate agent Hollie-Anna, who's looking for a long-term relationship, and 29-year-old Jaison, who feels like he's exhausted his local dating pool. (S6 Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 1:10am In Bruges: (2008) Comedy-drama. Hitmen Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson are sent to Belgium by boss (Ralph Fiennes) after botching a job. Very strong, offensive language, bloody violence, drugs. (1 hour 50 minutes)
- 8:20am Frasier: Goodnight Seattle (Part 2, 2): In the last ever episode of the sitcom, Frasier is feeling lonely on his own in the flat and San Francisco beckons... (25 minutes)
- 8:45am Frasier: The Good Son: The opening episode of the classic comedy series in which Dr Frasier Crane returns to Seattle, where he has a job as a radio psychiatrist. (25 minutes)
- 9:10am The Big Bang Theory: The Skank Reflex Analysis: Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1, 24) (20 minutes)
- 9:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2, 24) (25 minutes)
- 9:55am The Simpsons: The Old Man and the Key: Grandpa borrows Homer's car to impress a new lady (Olympia Dukakis) at the Springfield Retirement Castle; but he's not the only resident who's interested in her. (30 minutes)
- 10:25am The Simpsons: Blame It on Lisa: The Simpsons go to Brazil to meet an orphan who Lisa's secretly been calling. But as soon as they arrive, Homer is kidnapped. (30 minutes)
- 10:55am The Simpsons: Gump Roast: Aliens Kang and Kodos, decide that as Homer is the 'fat, selfish epitome of modern man' the earth must be destroyed. Guest starring Stephen Hawking and U2 as themselves. (30 minutes)
- 11:25am The Simpsons: Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind: Homer wakes up with no memory of the night before. When he discovers that his family is missing, he panics that he did something awful to them. (30 minutes)
- 11:55am The Simpsons: E Pluribus Wiggum: Ralph Wiggum finds himself elected in Springfield and sets about bringing peace to the town. (30 minutes)
- 12:25pm The Simpsons: That 90s Show: Homer reminisces about how he gave up his dreams of being a musician so that Marge could go to Springfield University. (30 minutes)
- 12:55pm The Simpsons: Love, Springfieldian Style: On Valentine's Day, the Simpsons gets stuck in a tunnel. To pass time, Homer tells a romantic tale about Bonnie and Clyde. (30 minutes)
- 1:25pm The Simpsons: The Debarted: Bart finds a new pranking partner in fellow pupil Donny. But when Bart's tricks start to backfire he doesn't know who to trust. (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm The Royal House of Windsor: This episode examines the huge challenge that Diana's popularity and tragic death posed to the royal family. (Ep5, 6) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm New: Bone Detectives: Britain's...: ...Buried Secrets: The remains of over 100 young Anglo-Saxon men are found under a planned car park in Hampshire. Why were they denied a Christian interment and buried so remotely? (Ep3) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit: (2014) Thriller starring Chris Pine, Keira Knightley, Kevin Costner and Kenneth Branagh. A CIA agent is sent on a dangerous mission to Moscow to investigate a Russian tycoon. Violence. (2 hours 5 minutes)
More 4 (18)
- 2:15am 24 Hours in A&E: Forty-year-old Tania is in resus after being knocked over by a car, 77-year-old Edwin is rushed to A&E bleeding from a tumour, and footballer Lilli has damaged her eye socket. (S18 Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:00pm David Jason's Great British...: ...Inventions: Brand new series - Sir David Jason finds out about the Penny Farthing as he looks at the British inventors who played a vital part in the evolution of the wheel. (Ep1, 4) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Holocaust: Night Will Fall: The extraordinary story of the Allied forces who filmed the terrible scenes in the Nazi concentration camps, and Sidney Bernstein's attempt to produce a documentary of what they found. (1 hour 20 minutes)
- 10:20pm 24 Hours in A&E: Seventy-one year old Jeremy arrives at St George's in an air ambulance after crashing his bicycle at speed, and cafÂe worker Amy comes to the rescue of complete stranger James. (S18 Ep6) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:25pm 24 Hours in A&E: Brooke, who's 12, has gone into respiratory arrest after having a severe asthma attack. Howard has burns from trying to put out an explosion in his shed. (S18 Ep7) (1 hour 5 minutes)
Dave (19)
- 8:00am Top Gear: The rucking great motoring show. Jeremy and James enjoy a game of rugby - without leaving the driver's seat. Lewis Hamilton swaps his F1 wheels for a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour)
- 3:00pm Border Force America's Gatekeepers: A 12-year-old boy turns up at one of the bridges on his own, claiming that his mother has been kidnapped by the cartels and he has been living on the streets. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Top Gear: More motoring mayhem. Jeremy and Richard tackle the interconnected issues of an ageing population and the complexity of modern cars by designing a vehicle for pensioners. (1 hour)
Drama (20)
- 4:00pm Father Brown: The Mysteries of the Rosary: Mark Williams is the sleuthing cleric from the mind of GK Chesterton. The disappearance of a friend sends Father Brown on a quest. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Father Brown: The Daughters of Jerusalem: Mark Williams is the sleuthing cleric in a mystery based on GK Chesterton's stories. A member of Kembleford's WI dies in mysterious circumstances. (1 hour)
- 6:00pm The Brokenwood Mysteries: Hunting the Stag: Neill Rea stars in the crime drama from New Zealand. Shepherd investigates when a groom-to-be doesn't come back from a stag weekend spent hunting in the bush. (2 hours)
5 USA (21)
- 9:00am Murder She Wrote: Murder mystery series about a sleuthing writer. A tycoon's 'accidental' death provokes a power struggle to find his successor... and his killer. (S4 Ep 5) (50 minutes)
- 9:50am Murder She Wrote: Drama series about a sleuthing crime novelist. Jessica's cousin Emma, a dance-hall performer, is forced to investigate the murder of a wealthy friend. (S4 Ep 6) (1 hour)
- 10:50am Murder She Wrote: Drama series about a sleuthing crime writer. Jessica and Amos investigate the death of a night deputy's wife. (S4 Ep 7) (1 hour)
- 11:50am Murder She Wrote: Drama series about a sleuthing crime novelist. After Jessica discovers that the plot of her new book has been plagiarised for a TV show, the producer is found dead. (S4 Ep 8) (1 hour)
- 12:50pm Murder She Wrote: Drama series about a sleuthing crime writer. Jessica helps a friend unravel the mystery of her sister's sudden death in the town of Eden. (S4 Ep 9) (1 hour)
- 1:50pm Murder She Wrote: Drama series about a sleuthing crime novelist. A Native American appears in Cabot Cove with a land grant stating that the town and its surrounding land are his. (S4 Ep 10) (1 hour)
- 2:50pm Murder She Wrote: Drama series about a sleuthing crime writer. Grady is suspected of murder while he and Jessica are staying in an upmarket hotel courtesy of his frat brother Gary. (S4 Ep 11) (1 hour)
- 3:50pm Columbo: Caution! Murder Can...: ...Be Hazardous To Your Health: Crime drama starring Peter Falk and George Hamilton. The dishevelled detective is called in to investigate when a chain-smoking TV producer is found dead. (1991) (1 hour 50 minutes)
- 5:40pm Columbo: A Matter of Honor: Crime drama starring Peter Falk and Ricardo Montalban. Columbo finds his Mexican holiday disrupted by another unusual murder. (1976) (1 hour 25 minutes)
- 7:05pm NCIS: Under the Radar: US naval crime drama series. A navy lieutenant commandeers a plane for a suicide mission. (S11 Ep 3) (55 minutes)
- 8:00pm NCIS: US naval crime drama series. Gibbs and McGee travel to Afghanistan to investigate a woman's murder. (S11 Ep 4) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm NCIS: US naval crime drama series. When the team investigates the death of a sailor outside Baltimore, Tony sees a former police informant he thought was dead. (S11 Ep 5) (1 hour)
ITV4 (24)
- 6:25am The Return of Sherlock Holmes: The Empty House: Holmes returns to Baker Street and explains how Moriarty alone died at the Reichenbach Falls. S2 Ep1 (55 minutes)
- 8:20am Fishing Allstars: Dean Macey and Adam Rooney are joined by England international angler Matt Godfrey as they head to the Cotswolds for fishing challenges. S2 Ep3 (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 10:30am The Return of Sherlock Holmes: The Priory School: Holmes is called in to investigate when the young heir of a reticent duke goes missing from his exclusive prep school. S2 Ep2 (1 hour 10 minutes)
- 4:45pm Flash Gordon: American football hero Flash is dragged from Earth to the outer reaches of the universe, where he must battle the evil dictatorship of Ming the Merciless. (1 hour)
- 5:50pm Flash Gordon: American football hero Flash is dragged from Earth to the outer reaches of the universe, where he must battle the evil dictatorship of Ming the Merciless. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 9:00pm Waterworld: Adventure set on an Earth covered with water. Humans have to survive on makeshift floating cities - and the girl with the secrets of the world becomes trapped in a power struggle. (1 hour)
- 10:05pm Waterworld: Adventure set on an Earth covered with water. Humans have to survive on makeshift floating cities - and the girl with the secrets of the world becomes trapped in a power struggle. (1 hour 35 minutes)
Yesterday (25)
- 12:00am Abandoned Engineering: The Desert Ghost Fleet: The programme looks at a mysterious group of rusting ships stranded in an arid desert, and a monstrous defensive line on the snow-covered peaks of the Italian Alps. (1 hour)
- 2:00am Impossible Engineering: The Panama Canal Redevelopment: Opened in 2016, the Panama Canal expansion was an engineering project on a colossal scale. Hear how history's pioneers shaped this modern-day feat. (1 hour)
- 9:00am Full Steam Ahead: How did the Victorian-era railways transform the British diet? Find out as our historians reveal how trains improved the quality of our meat and revolutionised beer production. (1 hour)
- 10:00am Full Steam Ahead: Revisit the golden age of steam train travel. Our team of historians take the ride of a lifetime aboard arguably the most famous locomotive in the world, the Flying Scotsman. (1 hour)
- 11:00am Full Steam Ahead: Discover what the South Devon Railway was like before the Beeching cuts of the 1960s and hear how the railways came to the rescue when a fatal disease wiped out London's cattle. (1 hour)
- 12:00pm Full Steam Ahead: Hear how increased leisure time and affordable rail transport brought a new kind of freedom for working-class Victorians, and discover how London became a tourist destination. (1 hour)
- 10:00pm World's Greatest Palaces: Kensington Palace: Kensington Palace, which began life as an early 17th-century Jacobean mansion before becoming a palace fit for the monarchy, and was the brainchild of Christopher Wren. (1 hour)
- 11:00pm David Jason: Planes, Trains...: ...and Automobiles. David Jason takes a vintage bus trip, rides a San Francisco cable car, meets a legendary motorcycle club and takes to the air in an old military helicopter. (1 hour)
ITVBe (26)
- 8:50am Be Beautiful: Make-up tutorial. Vlogger Sabrina Britton shows how to get that gorgeous smoky eyed look with a party outfit to match. S2 Ep9 (10 minutes)
- 1:55pm The Real Housewives of...: ...Potomac. Showdown at the Hoedown: Candiace and Chris finally have the fight that's been coming for a while, and it changes everything in the group overnight. S4 Ep10 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:55pm Dinner Date: Kirby: Culinary-themed dating series. Kirby from London chooses three dates based on the menus they have planned. Who will she want to see again? S7 Ep15 (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 5:00pm Dinner Date: Josh: Dating show with a culinary theme. Josh from London chooses three men to date based on the menus they have prepared. Which lucky guy will he choose to see again? S7 Ep14 (1 hour)
- 6:00pm Dinner Date: Immie: Culinary-themed dating series. Immie from Bath chooses three dates based on the menus they have put together. Who will she want to see again? S7 Ep13 (1 hour)
- 7:00pm Dinner Date: Alex: Culinary-themed dating series. Alex from Ascot chooses three dates based on the menus they have planned. Who will he want to see again after the dates are done and dusted? S7 Ep12 (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Dinner Date: Charlotte: Culinary-themed dating series. Charlotte from London chooses three dates based on the menus they have planned, but who will she want to see again? S7 Ep11 (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Botched: Where the Wildd Things Are: Reality series. The doctors help a woman who calls herself the most unlucky person in the world and Lacey Wildd returns with a big problem. S2 Ep18 (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Botched by Nature: This Little Piggy...: Reality series. The doctors see a woman who was disfigured when she was struck by lightning and a woman with misplaced toes on her feet. S1 Ep2 (1 hour)
ITV2 +1 (27)
- 12:20am Family Guy: Extra Large Medium: After Stewie and Chris go missing, a psychic assures Lois they are safe. Impressed, Lois and Peter start charging people for Peter's 'abilities'. S8 Ep12 (25 minutes)
- 12:45am American Dad!: The Longest Distance Relationship: Animated series. Hayley - who is still heartbroken over Jeff's abduction - meets someone new, but Steve and Snot discover that Jeff is alive. S10 Ep20 (30 minutes)
- 1:15am American Dad!: Stan Goes on the Pill: Animated comedy series about hapless CIA agent Stan Smith. Stan turns into a woman after taking an experimental drug. S10 Ep14 (30 minutes)
- 1:45am The Cleveland Show: Terry Unmarried: Cleveland discovers that he and his wife aren't married after all and plans a double wedding with his best friend. S2 Ep14 (25 minutes)
- 2:10am The Cleveland Show: The Blue, the Gray and the Brown: Cleveland is invited to learn more about the town's history after an attempt to save the town's drive-in movie theatre. S2 Ep15 (25 minutes)
- 3:05am Superstore: Negotiations: Sandra and Jonah represent the staff during contract negotiations with the big bosses. Plus, Garrett and Glenn compete to sell a seemingly unsellable item. S5 Ep10 (30 minutes)
- 10:30am Dress To Impress: In Manchester, Max, Denison and Callum go up against each other in a series of shopping challenges hoping to win the affections of Newcastle model Sophiah. S2 Ep3 (1 hour)
- 11:30am Dress To Impress: Guys from Manchester, Liverpool and Doncaster compete for the affections of property developer Chelsea. S2 Ep4 (1 hour)
- 2:35pm Step Up: Drama starring Channing Tatum, 2006. A young man with a talent for street dance is sentenced to community service in a school for the arts and forms a bond with a ballet dancer. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 3:45pm Step Up: Drama starring Channing Tatum, 2006. A young man with a talent for street dance is sentenced to community service in a school for the arts and forms a bond with a ballet dancer. (1 hour)
- 4:45pm Nanny McPhee: Fantasy family comedy starring Emma Thompson and Colin Firth, 2005. A struggling widowed father of seven receives much-needed help from a fantastical nanny. (1 hour)
- 5:50pm Nanny McPhee: Fantasy family comedy starring Emma Thompson and Colin Firth, 2005. A struggling widowed father of seven receives much-needed help from a fantastical nanny. (1 hour)
- 6:50pm Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End: Fantasy sequel with Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom, 2007. Jack Sparrow and his allies gather the Pirate Lords for one final stand against their enemies. (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:00pm Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End: Fantasy sequel with Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom, 2007. Jack Sparrow and his allies gather the Pirate Lords for one final stand against their enemies. (2 hours)
- 11:05pm Family Guy: Something, Something, Something Dark Side - Part 1: Animated comedy. Peter presents a retelling of Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back with him as Han Solo. S8 Ep13 (30 minutes)
- 11:35pm Family Guy: Something, Something, Something Dark Side - Part 2: Animated comedy. Peter presents a retelling of Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back with him as Han Solo. S8 Ep14 (30 minutes)
ITV +1 (33)
- 4:00am Who's Doing the Dishes?: Josie Gibson: Brian McFadden presents the dining challenge show. Four diners head to Big Brother winner Josie Gibson's home. S2 Ep13 (50 minutes)
- 7:00am Dino Dana: Mega Tooth: Dana tells a fantastical story to Saara at the aquarium about a time-travelling submarine that takes them on a journey to hunt the prehistoric megalodon. S1 Ep16 (10 minutes)
- 7:35am Thunderbirds...: ... Are Go. Signals (Part 2): The chase is on - Kayo and Alan must work fast to re-capture Thunderbird 3 from Havoc. Meanwhile, Scott's runs into complications. S3 Ep15 (25 minutes)
- 8:50am Scrambled! Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Cat Chaos: Mrs. Wicket becomes inconsolable when Scrapper goes missing. Mr. Bean investigates. S3 Ep22 (20 minutes)
- 9:30am Scrambled! Thunderbirds...: ... Are Go. Buried Treasure: An urban explorer named Scraps gets trapped inside an underground trash mine. Scott, Gordon and Virgil head in to rescue him. S3 Ep22 (35 minutes)
- 10:05am Scrambled! Craig of the Creek: Escape from Family Dinner: There's a water balloon fight going on down in the creek, but Craig is stuck at home for a family dinner. Can he escape? Ep7 (20 minutes)
- 11:45pm Bridesmaids: Bawdy comedy starring Kristen Wiig and Rose Byrne, 2011. A battle of wills between a maid of honour and a bridesmaid threatens to ruin the wedding of their mutual best friend. (2 hours 15 minutes)
ITV3+1 (34)
- 9:00pm Midsomer Murders: Breaking the Chain: When the leader in a cycle race is murdered, DCI Barnaby and DS Nelson are drawn into a ruthlessly competitive world of blackmail, bribery and bloodshed. S18 Ep3 (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Midsomer Murders: A Dying Art: Art comes to the picturesque Midsomer village of Angel's Rise with the opening of a new sculpture park - but then its launch is marred by murder. S18 Ep4 (2 hours)
Challenge (46)
- 4:00am The Chase USA: Mark 'The Beast' Labbett, from The Chase UK, travels across the pond to put American contestants through their paces and test who can answer questions faster than he can. (S1, ep 5) (1 hour)
- 7:00am Wheel of Fortune: Nicky Campbell hosts the word puzzle game show with glamorous assistant Carol Smillie. Contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (30 minutes)
- 7:30am Wheel of Fortune: Nicky Campbell hosts the word puzzle game show with glamorous assistant Carol Smillie. Contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (30 minutes)
- 8:00am Wheel of Fortune: Nicky Campbell hosts the word puzzle game show with glamorous assistant Carol Smillie. Contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (30 minutes)
- 8:30am Wheel of Fortune: Nicky Campbell hosts the word puzzle game show with glamorous assistant Carol Smillie. Contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (30 minutes)
- 9:00am Wheel of Fortune: Nicky Campbell hosts the word puzzle game show with glamorous assistant Carol Smillie. Contestants spin the wheel to determine how many points are up for grabs. (30 minutes)
- 9:30am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 10:00am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 10:30am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 11:00am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 11:30am Catchphrase: Popular quiz in which contestants can win cash prizes and a dream holiday by guessing the well-known expressions and sayings represented by animated characters. (30 minutes)
- 12:00pm Bruce's Price is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (S11, ep 11) (30 minutes)
- 12:30pm Bruce's Price is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (S11, ep 12) (30 minutes)
- 1:00pm Bruce's Price is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (S11, ep 13) (30 minutes)
- 1:30pm Bruce's Price is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (S11, ep 14) (30 minutes)
- 2:00pm Bruce's Price is Right: Bruce Forsyth hosts the game show in which contestants come on down to win prizes by correctly guessing the prices of various goods. (S11, ep 15) (30 minutes)
- 2:30pm Family Fortunes: Two families play against each other in the big money survey-based gameshow presented by Bob Monkhouse. (S2, ep 21) (30 minutes)
- 3:00pm Family Fortunes: Two families play against each other in the big money survey-based gameshow presented by Bob Monkhouse. (S2, ep 22) (30 minutes)
- 3:30pm Family Fortunes: Two families play against each other in the big money survey-based gameshow presented by Bob Monkhouse. (S2, ep 23) (30 minutes)
- 4:00pm Family Fortunes: Two families play against each other in the big money survey-based gameshow presented by Bob Monkhouse. (S2, ep 24) (30 minutes)
- 4:30pm Family Fortunes: Two families play against each other in the big money survey-based gameshow presented by Bob Monkhouse. (S2, ep 25) (30 minutes)
- 8:00pm Bullseye: Jim Bowen hosts the dartboard quiz game that tests contestants' darts skills and their general knowledge to win prizes. (30 minutes)
- 8:30pm Bullseye: Jim Bowen hosts the dartboard quiz game that tests contestants' darts skills and their general knowledge to win prizes. (30 minutes)
4seven (47)
- 12:10am 999: What's Your Emergency?: This episode meets police officers dealing with a huge range of traffic issues - from the routine to the surreal - alongside a spike in crime and to a background of funding cuts. (S10 Ep1) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 1:15am Jamie and Jimmy's Friday Night...: ...Feast: Mel B spices up Southend Pier with some Caribbean cooking. Jimmy cooks an impressive party piece. Jamie puts a spin on your takeaway with a mushroom shawarma. (S7 Ep4) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 2:20am George Clarke's Old House, New...: ...Home: George meets a family of five with a Victorian coach house that's more 1960s than 1860s, and helps a young couple in Hove get to grips with a 16th-century gate house. (S6 Ep3, 5) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 8:00pm Crazy Delicious: Strawberry cheesecake chicken wings and hot dog profiteroles are on the menu in the magical new competition where talented food lovers produce remarkable meals from an edible set. (Ep1) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm 999: What's Your Emergency?: This episode meets police officers dealing with a huge range of traffic issues - from the routine to the surreal - alongside a spike in crime and to a background of funding cuts. (S10 Ep1) (1 hour)
- 10:00pm Naked Attraction: In the studio are 25-year-old estate agent Hollie-Anna, who's looking for a long-term relationship, and 29-year-old Jaison, who feels like he's exhausted his local dating pool. (S6 Ep3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
- 11:05pm Meet the Drug Lords: Inside the...: ...Real Narcos: Ex-Special Forces Jason Fox used to hunt drug lords for a living. In this dramatic series, he goes unarmed into the heart of the cartels, starting in Mexico. (Ep1, 3) (1 hour 5 minutes)
Paramount Network (54)
- 12:00am Criminals: Caught On Camera: ...On Camera: Documentary. In this explosive episode some of the 6 million CCTV cameras on the ground and in the sky catch street and knife criminals in the act. (S2 Ep 4) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Centurion: Action-packed historical drama starring Michael Fassbender and Olga Kurylenko. After a guerrilla attack on their legion, a small splinter group of Roman soldiers are left behind enemy lines. ... (1 hour)
- 10:05pm Centurion: Action-packed historical drama starring Michael Fassbender and Olga Kurylenko. After a guerrilla attack on their legion, a small splinter group of Roman soldiers are left behind enemy lines. ... (1 hour)
5SELECT (55)
- 2:00am Tony Robinson: Coast to Coast: Hands-on history travelogue with Tony Robinson. In the Lake District, Tony discovers the origins of the scotch egg, before heading to England's most remote youth hostel. (S1 Ep 1) (1 hour)
Dave ja vu (79)
- 9:00am Top Gear: The rucking great motoring show. Jeremy and James enjoy a game of rugby - without leaving the driver's seat. Lewis Hamilton swaps his F1 wheels for a Reasonably Priced Car. (1 hour)
- 4:00pm Border Force America's Gatekeepers: A 12-year-old boy turns up at one of the bridges on his own, claiming that his mother has been kidnapped by the cartels and he has been living on the streets. (1 hour)
- 5:00pm Top Gear: More motoring mayhem. Jeremy and Richard tackle the interconnected issues of an ageing population and the complexity of modern cars by designing a vehicle for pensioners. (1 hour)
BBC ONE HD (101)
- 11:30am Lose Weight and Get Fit with...: ...Tom Kerridge. 3, 6. Tom gives his gang quick recipes and time-saving tips to help them stay on track. (30 minutes)
- 5:25pm The Mallorca Files: 4, 10. When a supermodel goes missing, Max and Miranda sashay into the world of fashion and design to try to discover how someone can vanish from a moving train. (45 minutes)
- 9:20pm Casualty: 21, 46. Marty suffers a betrayal, and a guilt-ridden Charlie questions his decision to put Duffy in a care home. (50 minutes)
BBC TWO HD (102)
- 2:40am Doctor Who: 4, 10. 1903. Who or what is sabotaging Nikola Tesla's generator plant at Niagara Falls? And has this maverick inventor really received a message from Mars? (50 minutes)
- 9:45am Baby Chimp Rescue: 3, 3. The babies learn how to make nests and have their first taste of life in the forest. Contains some scenes which some viewers may find upsetting. (1 hour)
- 5:30pm Equator from the Air: 4, 4. Gordon Buchanan flies over south east Asia, as booming economies take a toll on wildlife. (1 hour)
- 6:30pm Hawaii: Earth's Tropical Islands: 3, 3. Exploring Hawaii, a tropical sanctuary for any wildlife that can reach its remote shores. (1 hour)
- 8:00pm Great American Railroad Journeys: Armed with his 1899 Appleton's Guidebook to Alaska, Michael Portillo begins his journey amid the snow-capped mountains and ice-cold inlets of the Kenai Peninsula. (1 hour)
ITV HD (103)
- 3:00am Who's Doing the Dishes?: Josie Gibson: Brian McFadden presents the dining challenge show. Four diners head to Big Brother winner Josie Gibson's home. S2 Ep13 (50 minutes)
- 6:00am Dino Dana: Mega Tooth: Dana tells a fantastical story to Saara at the aquarium about a time-travelling submarine that takes them on a journey to hunt the prehistoric megalodon. S1 Ep16 (10 minutes)
- 6:35am Thunderbirds Are Go: Signals (Part 2): The chase is on - Kayo and Alan must work fast to re-capture Thunderbird 3 from Havoc. Meanwhile, Scott's runs into complications. S3 Ep15 (25 minutes)
- 7:50am Scrambled! Mr. Bean: The Animated Series: Cat Chaos: Mrs. Wicket becomes inconsolable when Scrapper goes missing. Mr. Bean investigates. S3 Ep22 (20 minutes)
- 8:30am Scrambled! Thunderbirds Are Go: Buried Treasure: An urban explorer named Scraps gets trapped inside an underground trash mine. Scott, Gordon and Virgil head in to rescue him. S3 Ep22 (35 minutes)
- 9:05am Scrambled! Craig of the Creek: Escape from Family Dinner: There's a water balloon fight going on down in the creek, but Craig is stuck at home for a family dinner. Can he escape? Ep7 (20 minutes)
- 10:45pm Bridesmaids: Bawdy comedy starring Kristen Wiig and Rose Byrne, 2011. A battle of wills between a maid of honour and a bridesmaid threatens to ruin the wedding of their mutual best friend. (2 hours 15 minutes)
Channel 4 HD (104)
- 12:10am In Bruges: (2008) Comedy-drama. Hitmen Colin Farrell and Brendan Gleeson are sent to Belgium by boss (Ralph Fiennes) after botching a job. Very strong, offensive language, bloody violence, drugs. (1 hour 50 minutes)
- 7:20am Frasier: Goodnight Seattle (Part 2, 2): In the last ever episode of the sitcom, Frasier is feeling lonely on his own in the flat and San Francisco beckons... (25 minutes)
- 7:45am Frasier: The Good Son: The opening episode of the classic comedy series in which Dr Frasier Crane returns to Seattle, where he has a job as a radio psychiatrist. (25 minutes)
- 8:10am The Big Bang Theory: The Skank Reflex Analysis: Penny worries that she's screwed things up with her friends after her night with Raj. Sheldon takes command of the paintball team. (S5 Ep1, 24) (20 minutes)
- 8:30am The Big Bang Theory: The Infestation Hypothesis: Amy is stuck in the middle of a battle of wills between Penny and Sheldon. Leonard and Priya try to spice up their long-distance relationship. (S5 Ep2, 24) (25 minutes)
- 8:55am The Simpsons: The Old Man and the Key: Grandpa borrows Homer's car to impress a new lady (Olympia Dukakis) at the Springfield Retirement Castle; but he's not the only resident who's interested in her. (30 minutes)
- 9:25am The Simpsons: Blame It on Lisa: The Simpsons go to Brazil to meet an orphan who Lisa's secretly been calling. But as soon as they arrive, Homer is kidnapped. (30 minutes)
- 9:55am The Simpsons: Gump Roast: Aliens Kang and Kodos, decide that as Homer is the 'fat, selfish epitome of modern man' the earth must be destroyed. Guest starring Stephen Hawking and U2 as themselves. (30 minutes)
- 10:25am The Simpsons: Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind: Homer wakes up with no memory of the night before. When he discovers that his family is missing, he panics that he did something awful to them. (30 minutes)
- 10:55am The Simpsons: E Pluribus Wiggum: Ralph Wiggum finds himself elected in Springfield and sets about bringing peace to the town. (30 minutes)
- 11:25am The Simpsons: That 90s Show: Homer reminisces about how he gave up his dreams of being a musician so that Marge could go to Springfield University. (30 minutes)
- 11:55am The Simpsons: Love, Springfieldian Style: On Valentine's Day, the Simpsons gets stuck in a tunnel. To pass time, Homer tells a romantic tale about Bonnie and Clyde. (30 minutes)
- 12:25pm The Simpsons: The Debarted: Bart finds a new pranking partner in fellow pupil Donny. But when Bart's tricks start to backfire he doesn't know who to trust. (30 minutes)
- 7:00pm The Royal House of Windsor: This episode examines the huge challenge that Diana's popularity and tragic death posed to the royal family. (Ep5, 6) (1 hour)
- 8:00pm New: Bone Detectives: Britain's...: ...Buried Secrets: The remains of over 100 young Anglo-Saxon men are found under a planned car park in Hampshire. Why were they denied a Christian interment and buried so remotely? (Ep3) (1 hour)
- 9:00pm Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit: (2014) Thriller starring Chris Pine, Keira Knightley, Kevin Costner and Kenneth Branagh. A CIA agent is sent on a dangerous mission to Moscow to investigate a Russian tycoon. Violence. (2 hours 5 minutes)
CBBC (201)
- 7:20am Danger Mouse: Wicked Leaks. Animated series. Penfold's addiction to social media helps the Baron turn all of Danger Mouse's secrets against him in a plot to deflate the planet. (15 minutes)
- 10:15am Odd Squad: Rookie Night. The Odd Squad investigates strange events. It's party time for all the new agents at Odd Squad. (10 minutes)
- 10:25am Odd Squad: Who Let the Doug Out? The Odd Squad investigates strange events. Delivery Doug needs help with an egg situation. (15 minutes)
- 11:50am Danny and Mick: Football Fools. Danny and Mick need to replace the Pottsfield five-a-side team. But they will need three more heads. (15 minutes)
- 1:55pm The Dumping Ground: Auld Lang Syne. As Chloe and the DG prepare to celebrate Burns Night with a surprise visitor, Bec struggles to hide a secret about her past on an emotional anniversary. (25 minutes)
- 2:20pm Hetty Feather: The Return. Hetty and the gang play a prank on Sheila, but it has disastrous consequences when a young visitor with a secret arrives to stay at Calendar Hall. (30 minutes)
- 2:50pm Hetty Feather: The Proposal. Jack has a romantic proposal in mind, but a new butler spells trouble for the gang, while Ashok reveals his secret - a priceless diamond hidden in Calendar Hall. (30 minutes)
- 3:20pm Hetty Feather: The Hidden Compartment. The gang follow clues as they search for the Dawn Star, not realising that Ambrose is looking for it, too. (30 minutes)
- 3:50pm Hetty Feather: The Folly. Hetty and the gang find crucial clues to the Dawn Star, although Flo and Ambrose are now watching them closely. (25 minutes)
- 4:15pm Hetty Feather: The Tunnel. Lizzie discovers a secret tunnel with a clue, while the gang races Ambrose to find the jewel, and Hetty fears that Ashok is growing too friendly with Lady Grenford. (30 minutes)
- 4:45pm Hetty Feather: The Parchment. The gang realise they need to break through a wall to get to the jewel - but can they do it without being discovered? (30 minutes)
- 5:15pm Hetty Feather: The Secret Door. The gang are in danger when Rosamund leaves Lady Grenford and Ambrose in charge. Hetty finally cracks the code - but can the gang get to the Dawn Star in time? (30 minutes)
- 5:45pm My Life: Our Big Elephant Rescue: Our Big Elephant Rescue. Documentary series. Following 12-year-old Natasha and her 14-year-old brother Joe as they rescue a mother elephant and her baby from a tourist camp in Thailand. (30 minutes)
- 6:15pm Deadly Dinosaurs with Steve...: ...Backshall. King of the Killers. Steve Backshall's on a mission to find the most dangerous dinosaur of all time. Using the latest tech and epic experiments, he does whatever it takes. (25 minutes)
- 8:20pm Danny and Mick: Golden Voice. Comedy series. Pop star Zoe Now arrives to open the new reception. Joy asks Danny and Mick to welcome her, but their attempts at hospitality leave her without a voice. (10 minutes)
- 8:30pm Horrible Histories: Ruthless Rulers. A look at the most ruthless rulers of all time. Hold your nose in Versailles, because Louis XIV hasn't got any loos. (30 minutes)
CBeebies (202)
- 6:25am Twirlywoos: More About Taller and Taller. Stop-motion preschool programme. The Twirlywoos watch a man cleaning the windows of a block of flats. They make his cleaning pole taller and taller. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:15am Bing: Mobile Phone. Children's animation. Bing is playing the talking lettuce game on Flop's phone when he drops the phone and accidentally breaks it. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:25am Bing: Show. Children's animation. Bing and his friends put on a show in the park. After Coco's dance, Pando's song and Sula's acrobatics display, everyone is excited to see Bing's finale. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 7:45am Peter Rabbit: The Tale of the Tunnel Rumbler. Animated series. When Peter and his friends mistake Jeremy Fisher for a scary monster, they set about ridding their tunnels of the invader. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 8:10am Octonauts: The Colossal Squid. Animated deep sea adventures with Captain Barnacles and his explorers. The Octopod is attacked by a colossal squid, who drags the ship down an abyssal trench. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 8:25am Bitz & Bob: Periscope Peril. Animated preschool series. Bitz has to unfreeze Bob, Bevel and Purl and get a tiara back from two castle trolls who have stolen it. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 8:35am The Furchester Hotel: Mr Dull's Chair Repair. Preschool puppet show. When Harvey P Dull's chair breaks, the Furchesters have to keep him entertained while it is being repaired. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 10:50am Andy's Safari Adventures: Andy and the Manatee. Andy heads to the Caribbean in search of some seagrass he needs for a rescued manatee. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 11:35am Topsy and Tim: New Clothes. Live-action children's show. Topsy and Tim are growing out of their old, matching twin clothes, so Mummy buys them new jeans. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 11:45am Topsy and Tim: Lost Keys. Live action children's show. Grandma and Mossy the dog visit Topsy and Tim but when it is time to take them home, Dad cannot find his house keys anywhere. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 11:55am Olobob Top: Windy Weather. The Olobobs have trouble playing outside because twigs are blowing about in the wind. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 12:15pm Katie Morag: Katie Morag and Uncle Matthew's Hut. Uncle Matthew's hut gets blown away in a storm. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 12:30pm Sarah & Duck: Duck's Quack. Animation. Duck has lost his quack, so Sarah suggests visiting the spare-sounds section of the Big Shop. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 1:50pm Melody: Clever Magpie. Mixed-media music show. After a fun treasure hunt, Melody asks Mum for some shiny music. Mum gives her The Thieving Magpie by Rossini. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 2:15pm Andy's Baby Animals: Playing Tricks. Preschool wildlife series. Andy Day loves the tricks young animals learn. Californian ground squirrels use an old snakeskin to confuse a hungry rattler. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
- 2:25pm Junk Rescue: Coffee Sacks. Preschool series about upcycling. A pile of old coffee sacks has been dropped off at the junkyard, and Danny takes some to Philip the Hat Maker. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 2:55pm Bitz & Bob: Bitz's Big Build. Animated preschool series. Bitz must build a house for the three little pigs that big bad Robo Wolf can't blow down. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 3:10pm CBeebies Three Little Pigs: Three Little Pigs: A CBeebies Ballet. Mr Bloom and the Tiddlers go on an adventure with three very funny little pigs. Also in HD. (35 minutes)
- 3:45pm Sarah & Duck: The Play. Animation. Sarah and Duck dress up as each other and decide to perform a play! Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 4:35pm Treasure Champs: Responsibility. Barry is about to finish the biggest domino run he has ever made, but gives Kari the responsibility to look after it while he goes to fetch the final piece. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:15pm Apple Tree House: Red Car. Preschool drama series. When a friend of Mali's visits and shows off his latest toys, Mali finds himself wishing he had more and more to play with. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:30pm Katie Morag: Katie Morag Delivers the Mail. Live-action children's show. Katie Morag tries to help her busy parents by delivering the mail to everyone on the island, but it all goes wrong. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 5:45pm Sarah & Duck: Hedge Opera. Animation for preschool children. Sarah is fascinated by some mysterious music coming from the hedge. Also in HD. (5 minutes)
- 5:50pm Charlie And Lola: I Am Goody the Good. Children's animation with the siblings. Lola decides to be helpful like the hero of her book, Goody the Good. Charlie enjoys it, until she ruins his homework. Also in HD. (15 minutes)
- 6:10pm Clangers: The Sound Snatcher. Animation about a family of small creatures who live on, and inside, a planet. A strange flying creature visits the planet and starts eating up all the music. Also in HD. (10 minutes)
CITV (203)
- 6:00am Dino Dana: Mega Tooth: Dana tells a fantastical story to Saara at the aquarium about a time-travelling submarine that takes them on a journey to hunt the prehistoric megalodon. S1 Ep16 (10 minutes)
- 6:35am Thunderbirds...: ... Are Go. Signals (Part 2): The chase is on - Kayo and Alan must work fast to re-capture Thunderbird 3 from Havoc. Meanwhile, Scott's runs into complications. S3 Ep15 (25 minutes)
- 7:50am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Cat Chaos: Mrs. Wicket becomes inconsolable when Scrapper goes missing. Mr. Bean investigates. S3 Ep22 (20 minutes)
- 8:30am New: Thunderbirds...: ... Are Go. Buried Treasure: An urban explorer named Scraps gets trapped inside an underground trash mine. Scott, Gordon and Virgil head in to rescue him. S3 Ep22 (35 minutes)
- 9:05am Craig of the Creek: Escape from Family Dinner: There's a water balloon fight going on down in the creek, but Craig is stuck at home for a family dinner. Can he escape? Ep7 (20 minutes)
- 9:55am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Mobile Home: Miss Wince takes Mrs. Wicket on holiday in her brand-new caravan; and Bean is left behind. He decides to build his own caravan instead. S3 Ep10 (15 minutes)
- 10:10am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Haunted House: Mr. Bean is trying to impress some kids in the park with his football skills but winds up kicking their ball into a scary-looking house. S3 Ep11 (15 minutes)
- 10:25am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Eau De Bean: Mr. Bean accidentally spills all of Mrs. Wicket's new, expensive perfume on the floor. Can he hide the crime and cover his tracks? S3 Ep12 (15 minutes)
- 10:40am Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Running on Empty: Mr Bean is on his way to the seaside when the mini runs out of petrol. Undeterred he manages to get a push, but will it be enough? S3 Ep13 (15 minutes)
- 11:25am Pokemon Sun and Moon:...: ... - Ultra Legends. Battle Royal 151!: The adventures of Ash, Pikachu and friends. The Battle Royale is underway, and friends and rivals old and new are facing off. S22 Ep37 (30 minutes)
- 12:55pm The Epic Tales of Captain...: ... Underpants. Captain Underpants and the Soggy Salvation of The...: The boys go back in time and stop Mr Krupp from becoming a bully, turning him into something worse. S1 Ep11 (29 minutes)
- 1:24pm The Epic Tales of Captain...: ... Underpants. Captain Underpants and the Sickening Fumes of Smartsy Fartsy: The boys create a smart gas cloud to steal Mr Krupp's rulebook, but it turns against them. S1 Ep12 (31 minutes)
- 1:55pm The Epic Tales of Captain...: ... Underpants. Captain Underpants and the Troublesome Treachery of The...: The boys face off against the Toot Fairy while trying to get Mr Krupp fired. S1 Ep13 (30 minutes)
- 3:55pm Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Mobile Home: Miss Wince takes Mrs. Wicket on holiday in her brand-new caravan; and Bean is left behind. He decides to build his own caravan instead. S3 Ep10 (15 minutes)
- 4:10pm Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Haunted House: Mr. Bean is trying to impress some kids in the park with his football skills but winds up kicking their ball into a scary-looking house. S3 Ep11 (15 minutes)
- 4:25pm Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Eau De Bean: Mr. Bean accidentally spills all of Mrs. Wicket's new, expensive perfume on the floor. Can he hide the crime and cover his tracks? S3 Ep12 (15 minutes)
- 4:40pm Mr. Bean: The...: ...Animated Series. Running on Empty: Mr Bean is on his way to the seaside when the mini runs out of petrol. Undeterred he manages to get a push, but will it be enough? S3 Ep13 (15 minutes)
- 6:00pm Pokemon Sun and Moon:...: ... - Ultra Legends. Battle Royal 151!: The adventures of Ash, Pikachu and friends. The Battle Royale is underway, and friends and rivals old and new are facing off. S22 Ep37 (29 minutes)
- 6:29pm Lego Jurassic:...: ...World: The Legend of Isla Nublar. The Power and the Peril!: A dangerous new threat to Jurassic World has Owen and Claire racing against time to save staff and guests alike. Ep5 (31 minutes)
CBBC HD (204)
- 7:20am Danger Mouse: Wicked Leaks. Animated series. Penfold's addiction to social media helps the Baron turn all of Danger Mouse's secrets against him in a plot to deflate the planet. (15 minutes)
- 10:15am Odd Squad: Rookie Night. The Odd Squad investigates strange events. It's party time for all the new agents at Odd Squad. (10 minutes)
- 10:25am Odd Squad: Who Let the Doug Out? The Odd Squad investigates strange events. Delivery Doug needs help with an egg situation. (15 minutes)
- 11:50am Danny and Mick: Football Fools. Danny and Mick need to replace the Pottsfield five-a-side team. But they will need three more heads. (15 minutes)
- 1:55pm The Dumping Ground: Auld Lang Syne. As Chloe and the DG prepare to celebrate Burns Night with a surprise visitor, Bec struggles to hide a secret about her past on an emotional anniversary. (25 minutes)
- 2:20pm Hetty Feather: The Return. Hetty and the gang play a prank on Sheila, but it has disastrous consequences when a young visitor with a secret arrives to stay at Calendar Hall. (30 minutes)
- 2:50pm Hetty Feather: The Proposal. Jack has a romantic proposal in mind, but a new butler spells trouble for the gang, while Ashok reveals his secret - a priceless diamond hidden in Calendar Hall. (30 minutes)
- 3:20pm Hetty Feather: The Hidden Compartment. The gang follow clues as they search for the Dawn Star, not realising that Ambrose is looking for it, too. (30 minutes)
- 3:50pm Hetty Feather: The Folly. Hetty and the gang find crucial clues to the Dawn Star, although Flo and Ambrose are now watching them closely. (25 minutes)
- 4:15pm Hetty Feather: The Tunnel. Lizzie discovers a secret tunnel with a clue, while the gang races Ambrose to find the jewel, and Hetty fears that Ashok is growing too friendly with Lady Grenford. (30 minutes)
- 4:45pm Hetty Feather: The Parchment. The gang realise they need to break through a wall to get to the jewel - but can they do it without being discovered? (30 minutes)
- 5:15pm Hetty Feather: The Secret Door. The gang are in danger when Rosamund leaves Lady Grenford and Ambrose in charge. Hetty finally cracks the code - but can the gang get to the Dawn Star in time? (30 minutes)
- 5:45pm My Life: Our Big Elephant Rescue: Our Big Elephant Rescue. Documentary series. Following 12-year-old Natasha and her 14-year-old brother Joe as they rescue a mother elephant and her baby from a tourist camp in Thailand. (30 minutes)
- 6:15pm Deadly Dinosaurs with Steve...: ...Backshall. King of the Killers. Steve Backshall's on a mission to find the most dangerous dinosaur of all time. Using the latest tech and epic experiments, he does whatever it takes. (25 minutes)
- 8:20pm Danny and Mick: Golden Voice. Comedy series. Pop star Zoe Now arrives to open the new reception. Joy asks Danny and Mick to welcome her, but their attempts at hospitality leave her without a voice. (10 minutes)
- 8:30pm Horrible Histories: Ruthless Rulers. A look at the most ruthless rulers of all time. Hold your nose in Versailles, because Louis XIV hasn't got any loos. (30 minutes)
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